James Bond faces off against the sexiest and most cunning Bond Girl, Huge Gaping Gash.
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00:00The first ever Bond girl, Eunice Gason, has died. She was 90 years old.
00:06She starred as James Bond's love interest, Sylvia Trench, opposite Sir Sean Connery in Dr. No, back in 1962.
00:14The iconic scene of all Bond movies, when James Bond first is introduced, she is across the...
00:20I don't know if we have the audio of it from the clip, but she is across the table, and here it is.
00:26I admire your courage, Miss Trench. Sylvia Trench.
00:32I admire your luck, Mr... Bond. James Bond.
00:39So, Sylvia Trench, you gotta love the names that they gave these women.
00:44Sylvia Trench, huge gaping gash.
00:46Right, exactly.
00:48You know what I mean? If you're going with Trench and Pussy Galore and things like that.
00:51Pussy. Harriet Pussy.
00:54Countess Smelly Bunghole.
00:57Countess Bunghole.
01:00Yeah, Pussy Galore.
01:02You know, A Lotta Vagina was the play off of that.
01:06Halata Vagina.
01:08But Sylvia Trench.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Perry Gash.
01:12Perry Gash.
01:13Slimy Bush.
01:14Slimy.
01:15Grimey.
01:16Gating Hall.
01:17Putrid Puder.
01:18Yeah.
01:19Alright.
01:20Keep it going.
01:21I'm having fun.
01:22Melisandria Double Fist.
01:24Heast Infectantine.
01:25Yeah.
01:27So...
01:28Rest in peace.
01:29What a lovely tribute to Eunice.
01:30Chlamydia Hysterectomy.
01:32Steve, she was from Russia with Love as well?
01:37Yes.
01:38So, he actually leaves her to go off on this mission, but the idea was to keep her sort
01:46of a continuing the way Money, Penny.
01:49It was sort of a flirtation to keep her in and out of his life, but they passed on that.
01:54But that's the first time in the Bond films where James Bond is introduced at the Baccarat
02:00terrible.
02:01I believe they're playing Baccarat.
02:02Yeah.
02:03And it's great.
02:04Did she know Steaming Butthole?
02:05She knew Steaming Butthole was her sister.
02:07Okay.
02:08Alright.
02:09But anyhow, a post on her official Twitter feed read, an amazing lady...
02:13Perhaps you know my sister, Queef Poop Splatter.
02:16And my cousin, Purdy Turd Cutter.
02:19So, the Twitter feed read, an amazing lady who left a lasting impression on everyone that
02:25she met.
02:26Did you say Queef Poop Splatter?
02:28She will be very much missed.