Professor Snape has some interesting discipline habits. He'll also clarify a question plaguing the ages... for one man.
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00:00uh the harry potter film franchise is indelibly linked to alan rickman yes and his portrayal of
00:07professor uh severus snape uh but rickman wasn't as enamored with the role as fans were and still
00:13are a new trove of letters reveals i think it sucks a bag mr potter this world sucks a big
00:23bag of harry d if he didn't like it uh or had issues with it he certainly didn't show up on
00:30screen he was he was excellent and and to his emotional spoiler alert ending in the in the
00:36series yeah um you know he was he was a critical part of it yep many of you are surely wondering
00:42why i have summoned you at this hour guy's delivery is so good it's come to my attention
00:48that earlier this evening harry potter was cited in hogsmeade now should anyone
00:56student or staff attempt to aid mr potter i just love the way he drags out those words man they
01:07will be punished in a manner consistent with the severity of their transgression furthermore
01:15any person found to have knowledge of these events who fails to come forward will be treated
01:26as equally guilty
01:30that's so good fantastic wow it's so sad that he's gone
01:36called to my office where i shall spank you with your pantaloons down around your ankle
01:42i shall do so liberally and with great care there will be a modicum of probing
01:52digits will be involved
01:55if that doesn't scare you straight i don't know what might even break out the wand
02:04at which point you will receive an enema unlike any you have ever received before
02:12in fact i will pay to have the owl watch the heralds
02:21oh my god he's a cug the owl's a cug headwig yeah yeah um and then when it is all done
02:33i shall pleasure myself oh into the sorting hat oh my god not the sorting hat oh man
02:40oh my god so he's gone off the deep end that's when rickman became bored with the character
02:49needed to add a little flavor to it sure oh wow because of his pantameter i have had this ongoing
02:56debate as to whether or not he says yippee-ki-yay i'll say truck yeah mud a truck or mud a trucka
03:05uh and that that haunts you well i mean i i've talked about this for ever since the movie came
03:10out does he put an er at the end of i don't think it's me father for i have sinned yes i'm worried
03:16about the delivery of the role yippee-ki-yay mother trucker do you have any sins to tell me about
03:23no i just thought i'd talk about i just wanted to seek your counsel yeah i don't know i i don't
03:29think there's an er i think it's a question you just raised it's easily one of the most
03:35imbecilic things i've ever heard i want you to come to my office where i shall lock the door and spank
03:43your buttocks