Dave & Chuck the freak watch a news report about why the Waffle House has so many fights and imagine what it would be like training for a shift or even moving up the ranks through combat.
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00:00uh waffle house well we've seen many a fight break out there through the years but why are
00:11so many late night brawls happening at the waffle house uh they decided to look into it
00:17and see what's going on here's the story oh my waffle house gone wild crazy scenes like this
00:25are playing out at waffle houses across the usa
00:29are playing out at waffle houses across the usa
00:45is one of the nation's largest fast food chains with more than 1900 locations in 25 states but
00:55the 24-hour chain and its huge yellow signs have become infamous for rowdy late night crowds
01:02and all-out brawls it gets pretty vicious in a waffle house hailey booth aka waffle house wendy
01:10recently became an overnight sensation when video of this late night brawl went viral online
01:17that's hailey right there deflecting a metal chair
01:26she's incredible
01:28all i did was just pick up my arms and stop it from hitting me in the face
01:31watch as the customer grows
01:33not one not two
01:35but three chairs at hailey
01:37who says working the overnight
01:39powerbomb powerbomb
01:40get that ugly naked man powerbomb
01:43what is happening i feel like the training day
01:45at waffle house must be like
01:47must be like one of the craziest things ever
01:49you will get chairs thrown at you
01:52i feel like you're cooking breakfast
01:53but then like someone is throwing chairs at you
01:57you gotta keep cooking
01:57you gotta cook it faster
01:59make that waffle crisp beer
02:00over easy over easy
02:02you will see nude people
02:04nude guy
02:05what are you doing no pay attention
02:07don't be distracted
02:08make the food make the food make the food
02:10man urinates in dining room what do you do
02:12leave it
02:13what do you do when this happens a chair
02:16yeah that's right you deflect it
02:18you deflect chairs that are hurtled at you
02:20she does she deflects that chair like it was nothing
02:24like it is nothing
02:25there is a great version of john cena throwing the chair at her
02:29which is hilarious
02:30and it's so well done
02:32yeah it's perfectly done
02:33a big woman gets on the counter you will not disturb her
02:37no
02:37let her be let her be
02:39if she falls kick her
02:40most of the time they just fall
02:42that big mostly naked man i believe he was covered in blood
02:45well he was pounded his face was pounded in
02:48and i'm trying to think if he's like an employee
02:51because he might have like oh no that's his shirt
02:54i think it was just two customers
02:55that guy's called the manager
02:56yeah
02:57yeah
02:58that's how you become manager at waffle house
03:00yeah you basically were like a ufc fighter for years
03:04fight your way up to manager
03:05does anyone challenge me
03:10you want manager
03:12he's the manager
03:13you want to be manager
03:15you know how you
03:16you can't fight
03:17no one will unseat me
03:21oh my god here comes a very large woman
03:24i mean they don't ever explain why they're happening
03:27it's simple
03:27it's late night crowds
03:29it's wasted and high
03:31and then they get all together
03:32eating cheap ass food
03:34and stuff happens
03:35yeah
03:35and there seems to be like a lot of like
03:37they're smaller
03:39like there's a lot of like
03:40ways to
03:41oh i bumped into this person
03:43i bumped into that
03:44like a lot of the other places
03:45there's a lot of areas to sit
03:48and if you can get people like sitting down
03:50in their own little section
03:52i think you're better off
03:53these are such small tight little diners
03:55the top one
03:57i don't know how they cgi'd him in there
04:08i know
04:09literally looks like he goes and picks up the chair
04:22i was like whoa john c was at the waffle
04:24uh so and that waffle house wendy
04:27i mean she's incredible
04:29she passes with flying colors
04:31oh yeah
04:31i assume almost like top gun
04:34she will be like called in
04:35to train the rest of them
04:37oh yeah
04:38where they're like you
04:38it's the best of the best
04:40we're making her district manager
04:42yeah
04:42i feel like if you're getting ready
04:45for the overnight shift at waffle house
04:47you're like sharpening a machete
04:49oh yeah
04:50you put the gloves on
04:51they got the knuckles
04:52the brass knuckles built in
04:54you're prepping like schwarzenegger did for the predator
04:56yeah
04:56exactly
04:57face paint
04:58uh they call her a viral hero to food service workers
05:01but she's been fired
05:03well
05:05waffle house wendy
05:06um
05:07she's gone
05:08it's probably because she also filled that lady in
05:10oh yeah
05:11please don't
05:12no
05:12no
05:1250 slugs
05:13you know
05:14yeah
05:16they started a gofundme
05:18and uh
05:19and when this story was written
05:20she deflected a chair
05:22like
05:22like nothing man
05:24like
05:24in fact they used that as the gofundme picture
05:28for amazing work
05:31what's crazy though
05:33is to like work at a place
05:35where they're like
05:35hey listen
05:36you know
05:36anything could happen
05:37here tonight
05:38there could be fights
05:40and someone could throw a chair at you
05:42they may be trying to kill you
05:43but
05:43if you fight back
05:46we're gonna fire you
05:47yeah but sometimes you have
05:48like you can't
05:49that's what I'm saying
05:50like she
05:50you're supposed to take the chair to the face
05:53that woman
05:54that woman got up
05:54and was throwing things
05:55at her
05:56from the countertop
05:57and then she slipped off
05:59and fell behind
06:00and then this
06:01girl like
06:02beat the living crap out of her
06:04but at the same time
06:05I was like
06:05listen
06:05she just threw
06:06chairs
06:07and
06:08all sorts of
06:09stuff from the countertop
06:10at me
06:11no I'm
06:12gonna defend
06:12I'm gonna defend myself
06:14I would watch a reality show
06:15that took place
06:17every night
06:17at the Waffle House
06:18I'm sure it would be a good show
06:19it'd be a good show
06:20you could do
06:21like a live PD
06:22at Waffle House
06:23like Waffle House Live
06:25yeah
06:25and it would be
06:26I would watch that
06:27tonight on Waffle House Live
06:28but like Waffle House
06:30would never let it happen
06:31right
06:31because they don't want
06:32they don't want
06:33that impression
06:34they don't want the world
06:35to know just how bad it is
06:36yeah
06:36you know
06:37which is why most of our customers
06:38have a great experience
06:39at Waffle House
06:39but like Waffle House Live
06:43would be one of the top rated shows
06:47of all time
06:48that'd be killer
06:49it really would
06:50I would love you to have a good show
06:52I would love you to have a good show
06:52I would love you to have a good show