Peep Show: Daily "Ass"firmations!
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00:00here's another karen there's been a lot of these and they're giving them now like official there's
00:11panera karen and airplane karen and all that uh this is ketchup karen okay ketchup karen
00:18uh here's the thing about ketchup karen first of all she looks like if you put a karen outfit
00:26together oh like a halloween costume yeah yeah including the hair uh-huh she's got it all
00:32okay and she ordered extra ketchup but she's complaining it was too much extra ketchup
00:40okay she ordered extra ordered extra ketchup they went above and beyond extra and that's what she
00:50was upset about yes well that's a very karen-y thing to be upset about exactly and then
00:55she reveals that she's on a diet and can't have too much sugar and that ketchup has a lot of sugar
01:02even though she ordered extra ketchup to begin with right right she's just one of those irrational
01:09crazy ladies who seems to have a problem with everything um she's wearing some sort of fringy
01:17vest too i don't it's hard to tell what's going on here but uh take a little listen in to ketchup
01:22karen so it is what appears to be bell-bottom leggings so these are these are back are they
01:37because stella refuses to get them oh but uh they're me too yeah okay so you're thinking the
01:44same thing my wife hopefully does not ever no she's i asked for extra ketchup and i thought
01:50what what is this what is this she just slams the burger on the counter
01:54so then she accused them of making fun of her because she was on a diet hell girl we don't know
02:09you're on no diet oh my god there's like four chicks there that would beat her ass
02:17to oblivion she's slowly realizing it right like oh yeah they brought out the offensive line
02:24they walked out ready to kick some ass we ain't making fun of you because of your diet
02:31yeah funny because that's dumb vest right exactly the hair the vest those pants everything your ass
02:36for it i don't know i've never seen anybody get so mad wearing a rodeo vest no i'm sure it happened
02:44but maybe i've just never encountered too many rodeo vests being a bust it's gotta happen not since
02:49the wild west people have no real problems like ketchup is your biggest problem in life like
02:55yeah like how good is life think about it sit down and say gosh it's just ketchup was all i
03:01have to worry about today god yeah like life is so good life is pretty damn good for me i could go
03:07and just go great vests delicious food at any point i want and maybe a little extra ketchup was my
03:13biggest problem that was the biggest thing today you know you gotta remind yourself stuff like that
03:17you do you really do all the time i didn't i wasn't told today that i got cancer right or
03:24um you know my every one of my family's okay yeah i can afford to eat i have a job i mean every
03:30one of the frills on her vest is okay they're all still straight and you know what and someone
03:36should say to her she's got a pretty nice ass i'll say that wow okay i didn't think about that
03:41no but i'm just saying like if you want to get make her day like she's got a pretty nice butt i feel
03:46like if you said that to her she would punch you oh right in the face it wouldn't be like oh my god
03:51that's because it's sort of sexual because it's sort of is what i mean i think she would have no
03:56you have a nice ass you know what shut your face bitch you're lucky that you're here you got a nice
04:10ass but shut your face don't be ridiculous shut your fat face you nice ass bitch
04:17maybe the nice ass is what's giving her the energy come on now you slam that hamburger down
04:24you stupid bitch with a nice ass okay come on too far
04:33get out of here hey we don't mind watching you leave with that nice dumper
04:40chuck get out of here bitch here's something for anyone who has trouble falling asleep
04:46more and more research shows that thinking back on a happy memory will help but you have to really try
04:53to put yourself there it's called savoring okay how do we put ourselves the goal is to recreate
05:02the positive emotional state of the experience in your mind it can be any happy memory but instead of
05:09just thinking about it you have to close your eyes and imagine yourself back there in that moment
05:15can't do that so if the memory is sitting on a beach in aruba yeah try to feel the sun on your
05:22face try to hear the sounds of the waves crashing the smell of the ocean breeze kind of what you do
05:28when you meditate yeah i've been trying to do this this meditation thing yeah what i think is good
05:36though about the time we're in now because even though the world is like a crap storm is that we can
05:41talk openly about this imagine a rock radio show trying to talk about mental health oh i know you
05:46know just several years ago i'm sure there's still people like yeah whatever yeah they yeah i'm sure
05:52but it's just it's nice to be able to be open and talk about well that's that's one way the world is
05:58moving in a healthier direction i think that everybody does realize that it's so crazy out there
06:02that yeah you gotta something's gotta you gotta try to do something yeah yeah yeah you don't want to be
06:08the person slamming a cheeseburger onto the counter right because of too much ketchup and i will say
06:13for the other side of the equation i do feel like there are some people that are like i have all of
06:20this anxiety and like what lisa was saying earlier their anxiety is over too much ketchup yeah like it
06:28transfers into something about ketchup we are in a state where also like hey man like life is there is
06:38some stuff there is some stuff that you're gonna have to worry about in life and it shouldn't
06:44send you down some kind of crazy spiral it's like it's okay to have like a like a little bit like oh
06:51man i gotta make sure i can pay for my house you know what i mean like it's it's okay to worry a
07:00little bit but like now it's like you shouldn't take out that worry on someone else though
07:06sure stress should not be and it shouldn't well that's about combining the meditation with the nice
07:13ass it's like it's cracking me up it's like think about your ass and how nice it is you've got such a
07:19great ass i want you to focus on your great ass the shape of your ass go to a place your affirmations
07:25daily affirmations there we go daily affirmations my ass is still nice
07:32it's gonna be okay it's gonna be okay i've got a great ass your hairy butt isn't that hairy it's not
07:40as hairy as some many people want to touch that butt yeah you could have a terrible ass but you don't
07:45you don't it's round there's so many worse asses than yours there you go asfirmations daily
07:51affirmations yeah yeah whatever gets you through whatever gets you through
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