MRR Holidays 2
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00:00It's World According to God's on a Wednesday. Look at him.
00:02Let's start boozing, baby.
00:04What's your plan for the holiday, kid?
00:07Holiday plans? I don't know. I just pissed my parents off this past Saturday.
00:10You did what now?
00:11We kind of did Christmas this past one.
00:13Oh!
00:14Oh, is that why you were off from the Saturday night house party last week?
00:18Yeah, yeah. We did Christmas this past one here and it didn't turn out too good.
00:22Why? What happened?
00:23That's a shame.
00:24Woke up in the manger out in my parents' front lawn.
00:26What the?
00:26Well, he got hammered and replaced himself with baby Jesus?
00:30Yeah.
00:31You woke up in the manger next to a goat or a sheep or something?
00:35I believe it was the donkey.
00:36The donkey.
00:37I don't think he was a wise man, Dave. I don't think he was a wise man.
00:41We found three wise asses, including my brothers out there.
00:43I mean, yeah, I was going to say, if it's a donkey, you're right at home because you're a jackass.
00:48Well, that being said, it was rough.
00:53Yes, it was rough because of you.
00:55What did you do to fall asleep in the manger?
00:58Drank all the Miller Lite.
01:00Drank that.
01:01The eggnog.
01:02Johnny Walker Blue had something to do with it.
01:04Johnny Walker Blue.
01:05Oh, whoa.
01:06Big spender.
01:08High class over here.
01:09Real fast.
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:11Well, that's why.
01:12Wow.
01:13Were you drinking it straight on the rocks?
01:15Don't tell me you cut it with, you know, cola.
01:18Coca-Cola.
01:19I could see that.
01:20No, no.
01:20We were drinking that straight.
01:21Yeah, Johnny Walker Black and Blue is how you end up.
01:24What the hell?
01:26That would be a move.
01:27Sunday morning was a bit rough.
01:29Hobbling around like tiny, tiny Tim.
01:32God bless us.
01:34This time of year is wonderful, but it's also like just trying to like get through like battle
01:39with all like the drinking and all the festivities.
01:41Yeah, all the festivities, you're just like by the end of it, it's like being in the MASH
01:46unit.
01:47You're just like, oh, my God.
01:48And then we got to hit up on New Year's Eve.
01:50Why do you think I take January off from booze, Dave?
01:53I get it.
01:54Yeah, I get it.
01:55Merry, merry from the gods on a world according to the gods on a Wednesday.
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