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Philly, You're Filthy

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00:00all right so dateline philadelphia for our three stories in today's no sweat news as we head to
00:07the no sweat news quiz for skinner's easy top tickets um this year we started a philly file
00:13yes philadelphia was off the rails this year they've become florida north is what they are
00:19now the most recent story in oh absolutely no question about it most recent story was when
00:25they started chopping up the brass railings uh the antique brass railings at city hall oh yeah
00:31and wheeling them off presumably to sell as scrap metal that's like one of the up in the shopping
00:36car i mean yeah that's one of the most philly things i've ever heard you you you a famous
00:42historic landmark and you're selling it for scrap metal prize they didn't steal the rocky balboa
00:48statue you know go in and get that cracked bell let's see if we can let's melt down sell it for
00:54parts oh my god listen you could get a lot for that liberty bell trust me and then now no doubt
00:58the area around city hall is just covered with security cameras don't they literally had perfect
01:04video of this guy pushing yes in a red sharpening card which i guarantee was stolen from target
01:11pushing the cut up brass railings away from the scene of the crime i mean come on man sounded like
01:19bubbles from the wire with the shopping cart and the scrap metal come on man now did
01:23you uh did you remember when we released the poll results when uh a poll was done in big cities
01:32across america and asked everybody in their own town if who they thought the rudest city was in
01:41america remember that philly it was an interesting poll because they only asked people in the town
01:47who was the rudest town okay and the people in philly voted for themselves
01:53at least they're honest you know that that speaks volumes right there i will give them credit
02:00you know i give them credit for that in philly yeah they say they're they're the worst yep we are the
02:07worst people we voted for ourselves i mean they do have to grease the polls every time a sports team
02:12even comes close to a championship they're greasing those things now there was a rumor when the eagles
02:21won the super bowl that somebody stole an ostrich from the zoo there listen and wrote it down the
02:27street that turned out to be not true it was an elephant an elephant no i'm kidding oh okay just made
02:34that jeez i was gonna say and if we needed even more evidence that philly is completely off the
02:39rails in the cesspool of human existence a priest was carjacked in philadelphia on a random sunday
02:46night in fall oh that's not nice four men jumped the priest while he was unloading a wheelchair from
02:55the trunk of his car oh golly no no not not a nice thing to do the wheelchair was not for the priest
03:02himself it was for the priest passenger oh boy who they pulled out of the front seat and and took
03:08off oh god well that'll get you up there with the meanest city in the world yeah the priest jacking
03:14wow wow and the and the guy with who couldn't walk and they just dumped him on the side of the road
03:20like the the guy from the big lebowski yeah yeah he just threw him down like if i swear dude i've i've
03:27seen it philly got like a philly garbage guy can walk yeah right that's the same scenario priest
03:33gonna rob the a priest jacking so there's our three favorite stories from philadelphia this year
03:38friday we could turn up on a philly story and if we do you'll be a step closer to knowing that
03:43uh leonard skinnard and zz top are in your future for the pnc bank art center
03:48okay