Mom Lets Her Ten Year Old Kid Get A Tattoo
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00:00A mother in upstate New York let her ten-year-old son get a tattoo.
00:06Oh my god!
00:08Ten-year-old son?
00:10Ten?
00:11Ten-year-old kid.
00:13Ten?
00:14I guess the kid said, can I get a tattoo? And she said, yeah, cool, let's go.
00:18Why not?
00:19He got his first name in big block letters down his arm.
00:23And now...
00:25Oh my god, lady.
00:26The school...
00:27No, I can't.
00:28The sound you just heard was Dave's head in his hand, rubbing his eyes.
00:34I think we have found the end of Dave McDonald.
00:37Well, I mean, because I actually have tattoos and I have children.
00:42This isn't the Reese's Pieces buttercup.
00:45You don't combine the chocolate and the peanut butter.
00:48You know, you don't combine tats and kids, you stupid moron.
00:52I'm sorry, I'm not the greatest parent.
00:54I try.
00:55Yeah.
00:56And I know I make plenty of mistakes.
00:57Yeah.
00:58But I'm not gonna bring my kid into some sort of biker tattoo parlor where Rocky, the 300-pound bearded tattoo artist, is gonna be getting them.
01:07I just hope they spelled his name right.
01:09Oh.
01:10Oh, but the mom has lost custody of the children.
01:13Oh, really?
01:14She is facing charges for endangering the welfare of a child.
01:18And now her kids are in productive care.
01:20Or protective care.
01:21I mean, come on, mom.
01:23What the hell?
01:25At least you...
01:26You know what?
01:27You may be a crappy dad.
01:29You may be the worst parent on the planet, but did you ever bring your 10-year-old to get a tattoo?
01:35By the way...
01:36No, you didn't.
01:37Let me just say this, though, for the kid.
01:39Toughest 10-year-old in the business.
01:41Yeah, no, you're kidding.
01:42How the hell did he withstand a bleeping tattoo with block letters on his arm?
01:47You wanna know how they got caught?
01:49No.
01:50The kid went to the school nurse to ask for some Vaseline to be rubbed on it.
01:55No!
01:56So he could preserve it.
01:57Okay, well, first of all, this kid is the most badass little kid of all time.
02:01I mean, watch out for this kid.
02:02He's gonna be the UFC or the WWE.
02:04He's already smoking a lucky strike.
02:06Yeah.
02:07I mean, I'm actually intimidated by the kid.
02:09Right.
02:10Now, the mom is a total dirtbag.
02:11Right.
02:12But, you know, I'm not gonna...
02:14The kid's got some balls.
02:15Yeah, no.
02:16The kid's a hero.
02:17Mom's a dirtbag.
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02:29I thought the same thing.
02:30I'm like, wow, that kid's fucking brave.
02:32That kid is tough as shit.
02:34What the fuck, man?
02:35Fucking future super soldier in that kid.
02:38He's like a...