The mysterious and immortal Dark Oracle Sage takes on country-strong and badass Jayden Stehle in this epic matchup of power and strength! Can Stehle use his arrogance to his advantage? Or will Sage look into Stehle's soul and steal a victory? We'll find out! With Davey Mac of the Morning Rat Race and the "Doctor of Style" Roy Harter on commentary...it's the "Best Wrestling On The Radio!" It's Wrestling On The WRAT!
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00:00Welcome back to Wrestling on the Rat.
00:06I'm Eastside Dave, a.k.a. Davey Mack of the Morning Rat Race.
00:10And with me, as always, my partner in the wrestling matches,
00:15the Doctor of Style, Roy Harda.
00:17Thank you, David.
00:18And what a match we have for you this afternoon.
00:20Dark Oracle Sage versus Jaden Steely.
00:24Oh, it's going to be a good one, Roy.
00:26Let's get right to the action.
00:27It's Wrestling on the Rat.
00:30Here's Burt Barron, Roy.
00:48He's one of the great PA announcers in wrestling
00:51and always a friend of the IWF.
00:53Voting in today with a very special attraction match.
00:58It is scheduled for one fall with a 30-minute time limit.
01:03Oh, here we go.
01:05Introducing first, weighing in at 218 pounds,
01:10from Jim Fort, Pennsylvania, Jaden Steely.
01:15Here he is, Roy, Jaden Steely.
01:19He is from Pennsylvania, as Burt Barron just said.
01:24He is what they call country strong.
01:27Country strong.
01:28Country strong.
01:29He's from steel country, David.
01:31That's right.
01:32That is absolutely correct.
01:34Interesting point.
01:35He was born on September 25th, which makes him a Libra.
01:39Now, my money is always on the Libra, David.
01:41Always on the Libra.
01:42Is that true?
01:43Absolutely.
01:43That's something that you believe in.
01:45Is that across all sports or just professional wrestling?
01:48Just all sports.
01:49And let me ask you a follow-up question.
01:51Are you lying?
01:52I may be.
01:53Yeah, because I've never heard you say that you choose Libras.
01:56That's the first time.
01:57I've known you for 12 years.
01:58You've never said that.
01:59Libras are the lion of the sports world, David.
02:02So they, as you can imagine...
02:04But I've never known you to make predictions based on horoscope science.
02:08Oh, I can't help it if you're a Pisces, David.
02:11First of all, I'm a Scorpio.
02:13So thanks a lot.
02:14Let's get back into the...
02:16Jaden Steely looking good, looking sharp.
02:20Who's his opponent, right?
02:22His opponent is...
02:23Well, here you go.
02:23Let's let Perk Parham do it as well.
02:25Jaden, 255 pounds.
02:29Dark.
02:30Or double.
02:32Steely.
02:33Oh, boy.
02:35That's right.
02:35Dark Oracle Sage is the guy that does not get along with Roy Harder.
02:40Now, he's beloved by the fans.
02:42The IWF fans love this man of mystery.
02:44Yeah.
02:45And that's one of the problems I have with him, actually, David, is his origins being unknown.
02:51His whereabouts origins, totally unknown.
02:55And that doesn't sit well with me, David.
02:57I mean, is he here legally?
02:59I mean, what's his status?
03:00I don't know if he has his citizenship, Roy.
03:03See, in wrestling, Roy, things are mysterious sometimes.
03:08Things are supernatural.
03:09You can see the Dark Oracle Sage looking around.
03:14Ambiance!
03:14I get nervous just watching him enter the ring, Dave, to be honest with you.
03:18This is a man who has size.
03:21He has power.
03:23He has bad intentions.
03:25Again, beloved by the crowd, though.
03:28Yep.
03:28The fans absolutely love him.
03:31Now, Jaden Steely is no shrink either.
03:34He's 6'1", whereas Dark Oracle Sage has about four inches on him in the 6'5'' range.
03:40Yeah, absolutely.
03:41Dark Oracle Sage, you can see he comes in here with the dark ambiance, the evilness.
03:48Somehow, the fact that he's a good guy, it can be perplexing.
03:52But what can I tell you?
03:53We might live in dark times, a dark society.
03:56You know, he doesn't mean this isn't a social commentary or anything, but it's interesting.
04:00You know, he is the beloved person right now.
04:04Dark Oracle Sage does have some seniority in the ring.
04:09He entered his IWF career in 2014, whereas Jaden Steely, he's kind of a new boy in this.
04:15He's the newbie.
04:162021.
04:18Absolutely true.
04:19This is going to be a good match, because you're talking about power with Dark Oracle Sage,
04:25but there's also power with Jaden Steely.
04:28Yeah, Jaden Steely is no small, small boy.
04:31You know, while Sage has certainly the physical advantage, Steely, if he plays his cards right,
04:41could emerge victorious.
04:43Steely's got to wrestle, though.
04:44I think leather and wrist wraps have a big part to do with his intimidation factor.
04:51Leather and wrist wraps?
04:53Yeah.
04:53You're talking about Dark Oracle Sage?
04:55Of course, David.
04:55You don't see anything but spandex on Jason Steele.
04:57I mean, yeah, but wrist wraps.
05:00You think that they're intimidating people.
05:01Okay, here we go.
05:02Oh, look at that.
05:03Start the match, and it's Jaden Steely, and he's got Sage in a nice position, but Sage
05:10just instantly reverses it.
05:11Club Steely, and another left club to Steely's left arm.
05:17Dark Oracle Sage brings it every single time, right from the get-go.
05:21He really knows how to kick it off.
05:23Absolutely.
05:24A clothesline right there from Dark Oracle Sage, saying, give me the love, people.
05:30Give me the love.
05:30Give me the love is right.
05:32He's got the fur on his costume, and that is...
05:35Oh, that's gear.
05:36That's gear, Roy.
05:37Costume?
05:37I'm not sure what a costume is.
05:38I think that's something that people wear on Broadway.
05:41Oh, fair enough, David.
05:42Okay.
05:42And now here's Dark Oracle Sage choking Jaden Steely on the second rope.
05:48Oh, my God!
05:49Wow.
05:49And he jumps right on Steely's back.
05:52That could be it.
05:52We could have an early victory for Sage.
05:54No, he just got to.
05:55That looks like we're off to a hot start, David, but...
05:58Wow!
05:59I mean, Steely's got to get in the game here.
06:01I mean, come on.
06:02Agreed.
06:03Steely needs to wake up.
06:04Dark Oracle Sage can make quick and...
06:06Oh!
06:06Slick!
06:07Hey!
06:07Sage missed him with a shoulder tackle into the corner, Roy.
06:11That's where a little bit of having a little bit of a smaller stature does you some good.
06:15It gives you the speed advantage, David.
06:17But Steely does have surprising quickness.
06:19I agree with that.
06:20I used to have a speed advantage.
06:21Actually, I had a speed problem, but I, uh...
06:24That's a different type of speed.
06:26That was you and Michael J. Fox in that Family Ties episode where he's trying to stay up for the midterms.
06:33He's popping pills left and right, and then he ends up slapping somebody around.
06:39You know, it was a terrible episode, and quite frankly, I need to get back into the match right now.
06:44Fair enough.
06:45I just didn't mean to throw you, David.
06:46Oh, well, you did.
06:48You did.
06:48That was a traumatizing Family Ties episode.
06:50Here comes Shane and Steely, and he kicking...
06:53He kicking Dark Oracle Sage, Daddy.
06:55He kicking him good, David.
06:56He kicking him good.
06:58Let's see here.
06:59I noticed Dark Oracle Sage doesn't go with the knee pants, which is...
07:03Oh, well, he's probably got them on underneath the pants, Roy, I would imagine.
07:08Some people might put them on underneath their pants.
07:12It's just a different kind of choice.
07:13Like Madonna.
07:14Yeah, that's true.
07:16Um, Dark Oracle Sage, watching his chest right here.
07:21Yeah, he could be having a heart attack.
07:22And Steely, oh, wait a second, he rolled him up.
07:24Wow.
07:25Dark Oracle Sage may need an ambulance.
07:27I see him clutching his chest.
07:27I know, he's clutching that chest right here.
07:30That could be a sign of heart failure, David.
07:33Steely hits Dark Oracle Sage with a clothesline.
07:36Sage still on the ground.
07:38Like we said before, Steely country strong.
07:40He does have power.
07:43It's one thing he can do.
07:44He is great with knee strikes.
07:47He is great with elbow strikes.
07:49And he's great with the good old fist.
07:51Yeah, and don't forget, he's great at carrying steel and coal and, you know, the other stuff that makes the country strong.
07:57I mean, he is from Pennsylvania.
07:59I don't know if he actually works in a steel mill.
08:02This ain't a Billy Joel song, for Christ's sakes.
08:04You're thinking this is Allentown over here.
08:06Okay.
08:07Wow.
08:07Big Knees from Dark Oracle Sage into Steely's guts.
08:10Big Knees is right.
08:11I mean, right in the solar plexus.
08:13I couldn't think.
08:13Oh, a spinning lariat from Jaden Steely.
08:18We have not seen that before, Roy.
08:21Not yet.
08:21Considering that Dark Oracle Sage's finishing move is a sit-out slam, David.
08:27Yeah, that's a good point.
08:30Sage only got, excuse me, Steely only got a one count.
08:33Out of Sage on that.
08:35I think he's got to follow through with that spinning lariat just a little more.
08:38Now, David, this may seem like a stupid question, and please don't chastise me, but it probably is.
08:43How many counts are we looking for, and what's the criteria?
08:46Does both shoulders have to be on the mat?
08:48What, a victory?
08:50Yeah, yeah.
08:51Now, this is at least our 200th professional wrestling match that we've called together.
08:56Yeah.
08:56You're still unfamiliar with the rules, the basic rules of a victory.
09:00Well, I just...
09:00Two shoulders on the mat.
09:02There it is.
09:03One, two, three.
09:04Okay.
09:05Or you can submit your opponent with some sort of submission maneuver as well.
09:09The camel clutch.
09:11The, you know, moves like that.
09:13The Boston Crab.
09:14Wait a second.
09:15This could be bad news for Jaden Steely.
09:18Dark Oracle Sage has him.
09:19Oh, my God!
09:21Wow.
09:22Oh, no!
09:23A bizarre superplex.
09:26Yeah, he's going to need a chiropractor tomorrow morning.
09:29There was a bit of a stutter step,
09:31but nevertheless,
09:34Jaden Steely just might have had his back broken by the Dark Oracle Sage.
09:39Wow.
09:40Dark Oracle Sage conjuring up some kind of demonic power.
09:44Oh, my gosh!
09:46Sage now.
09:48Hitting.
09:49Steely.
09:51Clotheslines.
09:52Another one.
09:54He ducks.
09:55Dark Oracle Sage.
09:56A big poo to Steely's face.
09:58You know, I've seen...
09:59This could be it, Roy.
09:59I've seen that duck move quite a few times in wrestling,
10:02and it never works out.
10:04Two count.
10:04Oh, yeah.
10:05I mean, you've got to try, though, Roy.
10:07Yeah.
10:07You've got to try to duck.
10:08You don't want to sign up for getting a hit in the head, you know?
10:11Dark Oracle Sage now pouncing on Jaden Steely.
10:15Steely now...
10:15What?
10:16Steely reverses.
10:17Kind of surprised.
10:18Whoa!
10:19Oh, my God!
10:21Wow.
10:21Steely popped out of maneuver out of nowhere.
10:24Holy cow.
10:25A double knee face buster.
10:26I am totally shocked I just saw that.
10:29Whoa.
10:30But Steely has added that to his repertoire, apparently.
10:32That's right, David.
10:33And we almost had a three count, but Sage popped up on two.
10:38Holy cow.
10:39What a match this has been.
10:41An absolute classic in IWF.
10:44It's wrestling on the rat, baby.
10:47Going for a headlock, David.
10:49Oh!
10:50Dark Oracle Sage.
10:51He's stumbling.
10:52Jaden Steely's stumbling.
10:53I think they're both kind of knocked out.
10:54Oh!
10:55Oh!
10:56Forget it!
10:57Forget it!
10:58No one's got nothing.
10:59Nakamucho driver!
11:01That'll do it!
11:02Oh!
11:02Dark Oracle Sage is going to take this one home.
11:05Oh, yeah.
11:06Look at that.
11:06They may have to carry him out in a body bag.
11:08Holy mackerel!
11:10What a power move at the end for Dark Oracle Sage.
11:14And he's going to pick up this victory tonight over Jaden Steely.
11:17Crowd knows a good win when they see one, David.
11:20Unbelievable, Roy!
11:21That cameraman keeps getting in the way.
11:23I tell you.
11:24Tell that photographer to get the hell out of the way.
11:27You're bothering Roy.
11:28The doctor of style.
11:30Dark Oracle Sage, your winner tonight on wrestling on the rat after an extremely physical competition.
11:38What a match here, Roy.
11:40What a match.
11:41It's right.
11:41And he has the hair flip to really bring it home.
11:44There he goes.
11:45There's the hair flip.
11:46There it is.
11:47Fans love that.
11:49Oh, yeah.
11:49He seems to be in a little bit of pain, but that doesn't matter.
11:53He got the victory tonight.
11:54And that's all that counts.
11:55He may have a dislocated shoulder there, David.
11:57Well, don't forget, Roy.
12:00He does have an IWF over-the-top rumble in a few months.
12:08And that's for the World Heavyweight Championship, Roy.
12:11Oh, okay.
12:12Well, let's see how he does there.
12:14Yeah.
12:14So hopefully that shoulder will heal by the time that that match rolls around.
12:20I hope it doesn't, David.
12:22You hope it doesn't.
12:23I hope he's in pain for a very long time.
12:26Welcome back to Wrestling on the Rat.
12:29And Roy, your nemesis, a guy who does not like you personally.
12:34Yep, yep.
12:34Dark Oracle Sage emerges victorious tonight over Jaden Steele.
12:40Thoughts and opinions, Dr. Estile Roy Harder.
12:42Well, I will admit we have had our differences in the past, but I will admit that was a great win.
12:48Very hard fought, and my hat's off to Jaden Steele for trying to get it done.
12:51Jaden Steele trying to get it done, but Dark Oracle Sage, I don't know, man.
12:57He conjures some kind of demonic power, always manages to snatch it up from him.
13:02Thank you very much, Roy Harder, and this has been another action-packed episode of Wrestling on the Rat.
13:09Stay tuned for next month when we have another fantastic match.
13:13I'm Eastside Dave.
13:15That's the Dr. Estile Roy Harder.
13:17Thanks for watching.
13:18Wrestling on the Rat.