Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the Queen of England passing away and imagine what it would be like if her successor was King Charles the Freak.
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00:00I think there's a couple curses here that are mixing, that are mixing together.
00:10I may have killed the queen.
00:11Yeah, that's what I think.
00:14Her blood is on your hands, Dave!
00:15Yep, exactly.
00:16Absolutely insane.
00:18So here's the background quickly here.
00:21That Amber's mom turned 70, right?
00:24Yes.
00:25And the goal Amber's always been to take her to London.
00:30Yes.
00:30So we said for her 70th birthday, you know, we'd take her there.
00:35Yeah.
00:35Time to go meet the queen.
00:37The past year, all this crazy stuff has been happening with the royal family.
00:41And Amber and I just kept saying, oh, don't let the queen die before we get there, right?
00:45Don't let the queen die before we get there because it'll change the whole trip.
00:48So you made it there before she died.
00:50What happened, Lisa, is we were there.
00:53We got on a train.
00:54As we were on the train, it was like a scene out of a movie.
00:57It kept hearing ding, ding, ding, people's phones.
00:59I'm like, what's happening?
01:00So I grabbed my phone.
01:02Family being called to Balmoral as queen is in.
01:05Yeah.
01:06Great help.
01:06As the train is leaving London.
01:09Yeah.
01:10The queen.
01:12Almost like you ferried her spirit to another land.
01:16Back closer to her family's homeland.
01:18Because she died the next day, right?
01:20Yes.
01:21Yes.
01:22Yes.
01:22She was queen for 70 years and 214 days, making her the longest reigning British monarch and
01:29the second longest reigning monarch of all time.
01:31Well, you know, because I run in a circle of nerds who we try to find coins and we're
01:36always interested in that kind of world, it's going to be incredible.
01:42They have to now change every piece of legal tender to the king.
01:49It's absolutely insane.
01:51Are you talking about in the UK?
01:52Canada has to do it too, right?
01:54It's like anywhere, like grand total of all the places that use.
01:58The queen is on several of, you know, she's on the $20 Canadian bill and the coin as well.
02:03I guess you could keep her on it.
02:08Well, you'd have to until you could print.
02:10I think the way that the UK has always done it is whoever is the current monarch is the
02:17one that goes on the cold, like instantly, right now, let's change it.
02:20They'll just erase the queen off the money.
02:23But I mean, that guy's been a prince for 100 years.
02:25That's got to be annoying.
02:26Yeah.
02:27It's true.
02:2873.
02:29Imagine 73.
02:30I'm a prince.
02:31And he seems like a real prick, too.
02:33Well, he's been king.
02:34Did you see him?
02:35I'm king to be for 27 million years.
02:39What did he do?
02:39When he signed the declaration and he got angry at someone for making his desk so messy.
02:48Just watch his face here.
02:50He's a spoiled king.
02:51He hates that this is in the way here.
02:55Watch the face he makes to his aid.
03:00Get this out of here.
03:01You'll be dead soon.
03:03I'm the king now.
03:03Have you killed for this?
03:04Maybe he doesn't want to do this, really.
03:07I mean, at that point, it probably is more annoying than anything.
03:10He's got all this stuff to do now.
03:12The one, no, but the one thing he said, they have said that this guy had always done these
03:18different, he had all these projects that he was doing all the time.
03:22And apparently he had to come out and be like, I'm no longer able to do any of the things
03:27I love.
03:28Honestly, I think that's what he did.
03:31He just said, he's an old man.
03:32He's like, oh, for God's sakes, I got to go to the signing of this.
03:34That's what he did.
03:35Imagine he was calling to die.
03:36Chuck's named king in his 70s.
03:38He hates doing stuff in his 30s and 40s.
03:40Oh, I imagine him.
03:42I just heard about one thing he has to do.
03:44Oh, there'd be new.
03:45Guys, I'd have one busy day.
03:49I'd have one busy day because it would be like, I am king?
03:54I'm king.
03:55Okay, I got a few things that we're going to put into play.
04:00Number one, the king doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to.
04:06In fact, you can't really even ask him.
04:08Can you sign this?
04:09The king no longer signs anything.
04:12I do want to be on all the money.
04:15Put me on all the money.
04:17Yeah, do that.
04:19And anyone who upsets me will kill them.
04:23Okay.
04:23A crabby old man being told he has to do all this stuff all of a sudden.
04:27I know, right?
04:28God damn it, I hate it.
04:31I just live in the life before.
04:32So then you'll appear before Parliament as we swear in and in our ear.
04:35I hate Parliament.
04:36After that, you've got a ribbon cutting for the tea garden.
04:39And then following that, you're going to Westminster Abbey for a service.
04:42Oh, my God.
04:43For a dignitary that passed.
04:44Then after that, you're on to a state dinner.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:49Suck it!
04:51State!
04:51I like, sir, the king's head is swollen so much we can't even put the crab on him.
04:55Oh, wow.
04:57Oh, my.
04:59This doesn't even fit!
05:00Kill that man!
05:02King Charles the Freak would be a whole different king.
05:04Oh, wow.
05:05It'd be good times for me.
05:06A whole different king.
05:07It'd be good times for me.
05:09He has done the least of any monarch in British history.
05:12Oh, I wouldn't do anything.
05:13So the story about the queen's dogs being killed because she died, that was total BS.
05:18But the story of the royal bees are, that's completely true.
05:22So this is a real thing.
05:24The royal bees have been officially informed of Queen Elizabeth's passing.
05:30Huh?
05:31Yeah, they had to talk.
05:32Come on.
05:32Someone tell the bees!
05:34In a tradition that dates back centuries, the royal beekeeper visited the hives to tell
05:43the bees in hushed tones that Elizabeth has passed on and their new master is King Charles.
05:53Hello, other queens.
05:56Did you see that beekeeper?
05:58Yeah.
05:58I didn't, but imagine becoming the official beekeeper.
06:04Chuck's dream right there.
06:05Did you hear how excited he was?
06:06Oh, I will never work for a king.
06:08Can you see him?
06:08The guy on the right?
06:09Yep.
06:10Hello, I am the official beekeeper.
06:15I'm here to talk to your queens about our queen, our queen.
06:20As you all know, bees, queens die, and they're replaced.
06:26I don't think they understand.
06:28This is a tradition that has been handed down through the centuries.
06:32I don't know if you know how important my job is.
06:35I understand.
06:35It doesn't look like they care.
06:38Attention, bees!
06:41The queen is dead.
06:43Not your queen.
06:44Relax.
06:45No stinging.
06:46No stinging.
06:47Stop.
06:48I know this is going to come as a surprise.
06:52She is going to be replaced by a king.
06:54Holy crap, it doesn't happen in the bee world.
06:57The kings die instantly.
06:59All the men die.
07:02So get used to that, bees.
07:05His hands are incredibly swollen, though.
07:07So if you all attack at once, he will probably die.
07:14Only to be replaced by a younger, fitter, other king.
07:17This is exactly what John Chappell, the royal beekeeper, said as he approached the hives.
07:23Oh my god, what a wacko.
07:27Hello, bees!
07:28In hushed tones.
07:30The mistress is dead.
07:32But don't go.
07:34Don't go.
07:36Your master will be as good a master to you.
07:40That's all.
07:44That's all he said.
07:46That's all he said.
07:47What a weird...
07:48What?
07:48Okay.
07:48That's a weird...
07:49Can we just say it?
07:51This whole royal thing is weird.
07:55Tyler.
07:57You.
07:58You.
07:58You.
08:01You.