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The MRL Show: Maney The Match Maker

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00:00I'm good at it. I have my flaws. Let's open it by saying that. I do. I know that I have my flaws. I get it.
00:07I think you admit that I'm good at is hooking people up. Like, I'm a good matchmaker. Good wing person.
00:14You are a good wing person.
00:16And I won't make it awkward.
00:17You have a way. I don't know about not making it awkward, but you definitely have a way.
00:22Not awkward for me.
00:23With getting people to do what you want.
00:28What? You mean mind control?
00:31You're out of your mind. I can't get my wife to do anything for me.
00:33It's not manipulative. It's like...
00:36I make it fun.
00:38Yeah, like a what do you have to lose kind of attitude.
00:42Right. Fair enough.
00:42So this Saturday, we went out on a date night with two other couples.
00:46We went to downtown Waxhaw.
00:48And we went to this bar called Mary O'Neill's.
00:51It's a cool Irish pub just off Main Street there in downtown Waxhaw.
00:55And we went to the bar after dinner.
00:59So we were already feeling good.
01:01We were going to order an Uber.
01:03And when we were having a drink waiting for the Uber to show up, I sat down on a little bench next to a group of three women.
01:08Okay.
01:09And one of the women we recognized from the other restaurant.
01:12So we got talking to her.
01:13And then, you know me, when I sit next to a group, I'm like, I'm already done.
01:16Like, I already knew everything about the couples that we went to dinner with.
01:19Within moments.
01:19Because you know everything about the person that you're now talking to.
01:23I was like, I got to go to a new group now.
01:25Like, not that I'm bored.
01:26I just got everything I needed from my group.
01:27Now I'm going to talk to a new group and get new information.
01:29No, I'm not.
01:30I just, I'm curious.
01:31So I said to this one woman that was sitting next to me, how old are you?
01:3423.
01:34Where do you live?
01:35Right around the corner.
01:36And I go, what are you doing in downtown Waxhaw?
01:38Shouldn't you be in South End?
01:40You know, for people that are outside of the listening area, like out in the outer counties.
01:44South End is where we, where the radio station is located.
01:46And that's the party area of Charlotte.
01:48It used to be the uptown epicenter area.
01:50Now it's South End.
01:51But maybe she wants to meet somebody who lives around her.
01:54So she doesn't have to travel to South End anytime they go out on a date.
01:58That's cute.
01:59But you know what she said to me?
02:00I know, right?
02:03What am I doing here?
02:04She wanted to know.
02:05But she was with her friends.
02:06And then the one friend goes, the one guy came over who works at the bar at Mary O'Neal's.
02:13I think his name is Justin.
02:14I'm putting his stuff on blast, but I don't care.
02:16I got to make this happen.
02:17I'm sure he will appreciate this.
02:18There are two good looking people that need to be together.
02:20So Justin comes over and he goes, hey, last call for food.
02:23Anybody want food?
02:24And the girls are like, oh, he's cute, blah, blah, blah.
02:25And they go, yeah, but like last time we were here, he told me he was in a long term relationship.
02:29And I go, well, do we know that for sure?
02:31No, we don't know.
02:31I go, well, I'm going to find out.
02:33Of course you are.
02:34And we keep talking.
02:35And then like they came back over.
02:37They got up and met another couple.
02:38Then they came back over and they're like, there, there he is.
02:40So so they wanted me to go into action.
02:42So I see him and I go, hey, dude, what's your situation?
02:45How old are you?
02:46I think he said 26 or 28.
02:48I go, relationship?
02:50Nope.
02:50Single.
02:51I go, see her right over there.
02:52The beautiful young 23 single.
02:56And she's interested.
02:57With that, my wife comes into the bar and goes, babe, the Uber's here.
03:00We got to go.
03:01And I'm like, I'm at the height of connection.
03:03I'm right in the middle of something.
03:05Can you just ask him to hold on for like two minutes?
03:08I couldn't get two minutes.
03:09I had about 13 seconds.
03:11So I say to him, them right there, bang there.
03:15She's interested in you.
03:16And as I turn to leave, I turn to the group and I go, y'all, he's 26.
03:21I've hand sealed, delivered.
03:23He's 26.
03:24He's single.
03:25And he's aware of your interest.
03:28And I'm like, I got to go.
03:30Now you don't know whatever happened.
03:31We're leaving.
03:32And no, I need somebody from Mary O'Neill's to tell me or who was at the bar on Saturday
03:36night if this happened.
03:37I really need to know.
03:38You know, some people just call the establishment.
03:41Maney uses the radio to find out if people got together.
03:45I got to know.
03:46I don't have anybody's name.