Grocery Store Habits
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00:00I've realized I do some really weird things at the grocery store.
00:04I want it to be known that I love going to the grocery store.
00:07I really do. I enjoy it.
00:08It's your sport.
00:09It is.
00:10You're agnostic.
00:11You've told me you'll go back and forth between Albertsons and Smiths.
00:15Yeah, I will because I get mad at them at one of them and then I'll like go to the up.
00:19They don't give me the good sale price that I'm like, you know what?
00:21I'm done with you.
00:22I'm going to go to Smiths.
00:23But I truly enjoy grocery shopping.
00:27And I realized the other day when I was with, I had Jada and my 14 year old with me and he said, why are you doing that?
00:33That's rude.
00:35I'm like, uh, checking the bread.
00:37I squeeze the loaves of bread to see which one is the softest.
00:41And he's like, mom, but do you realize like you squeeze three of them?
00:44Somebody's going to buy the bread that you just squeezed.
00:46Yeah, there's going to be a massive thumbprint in the next Wonder Bread.
00:50I do it very gently though.
00:51What kind of bread are you buying?
00:53Wheat.
00:53We just agree that wheat bread is awful.
00:57No, no.
00:58Sourdough is awful.
00:59Sourdough is great.
01:00Oh my God.
01:00You go up to San Francisco, you get sourdough bread bowl.
01:04I could do sourdough bowl.
01:06Okay.
01:06But I'm not going to toast some sourdough and put some, slap some butter on it.
01:11That'll be wheat.
01:12So you're a bread fondler.
01:13I fondle the bread at, at Smiths and Albertsons.
01:16I don't, so I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm the only one that checks to see how soft the
01:23bread is before you buy it.
01:24We all have those things we do.
01:25702-597-1027.
01:27What's that thing you do when you go inside the grocery store and you're like, you know,
01:31I do things this way.
01:32It's just the way I've always done it.
01:34My, my, my mama taught me.
01:35Yeah.
01:36My grandmama taught me.
01:37Yeah.
01:37I, I also just a couple of, maybe last week or the week before we were in the eggs, me
01:44and this other mom and her 14 around Jaden's age, um, daughter.
01:50And she said, excuse me, do you check your, the mom asks me, do you check your eggs before
01:55you buy them?
01:56And I said, well, obviously, I, I, I'm not going to buy a 12 eggs, get home.
02:02And there's only 10 because two of them are cracked.
02:04And she said, well, my daughter is making fun of me for checking to see if all eggs
02:09are there.
02:09She's like, who cares if one's cracked?
02:11I care.
02:13I care.
02:14The I, if I buy 12, I want, I want 12.
02:17Listen, a hen had to push that thing out.
02:19Exactly.
02:19The least he can do is make an omelet out of it.
02:20Exactly.
02:21But I will say one thing I do do at the grocery store is put my damn carts back.
02:27Everyone go on YouTube and search for cart narcs.
02:30It's the greatest channel ever.
02:33It's just a guy that stops people that put it inside the mulch or on the rocks.
02:38Oh, it's amazing.
02:39He's been in Vegas all the time.
02:40He's great.
02:41So, okay.
02:42What's the one thing I do?
02:44Do you go to grocery stores or do you order?
02:46Marsha orders now.
02:47Ever since COVID, she's ordering everything.
02:49It's like, oh gosh.
02:51I know.
02:51I like going in there, but I go in like with a purpose and then I forget my purpose.
02:56So, then I zigzag.
02:57I'm a zigzagger.
02:59I'm also, I know how they stock stuff.
03:03So, like the milk, the milk will go bad.
03:05Got to go in the back.
03:06You got to do the reach around.
03:07You always do.
03:08So, I'm a milk reach arounder.
03:09Yeah.
03:09And I will get the one all the way back there.
03:11You'll see half my torso inside the dairy section.
03:15Right.
03:15Getting the one that's like a week later than the one that's in the front.
03:18Even if it's like two days, you're like, well, I got two more days.
03:21Also, I do like, say you're getting a thing of chicken and it's $7.89.
03:30I will look for the one that is $7.50.
03:32And I don't know why, but I always get the cheaper price.
03:34Yeah.
03:35I always get the cheaper price.
03:36My dad, the one thing he would do is he would go straight to the olive bar and he'd just steal an olive.
03:42He would just take an olive.
03:43He's the reason we don't have the buffets anymore.
03:45It's the fact.
03:46He would just scoop one up, little stuffed thing with pimento cheese in it.
03:50So pop it and shop.
03:52That is hysterical.
03:53He just got away with it every time.
03:55I've never done that.
03:56I will go in though if I'm hungry.
03:58I will like take a little snack and I'll eat it as I shop.
04:01But then I'll take the wrapper and I'll scan the wrapper.
04:03Well, see, I take Roman with me.
04:04So, we open everything and anything.
04:06And then, so they know me like the cashiers.
04:09I'm like, okay, this is Roman's pile because the cereal's open.
04:11The protein bars, the grapes, the, I mean, you name it.
04:15He's eating it all.
04:16Randy, what's up?
04:17What do you do when you go grocery shopping?
04:19I'm kind of with Amy.
04:21I check the eggs.
04:24I, oh, I knock on the watermelon.
04:27You know what's funny?
04:28A melon knocker.
04:29I knock on the watermelon also.
04:32I don't know what it means, but I always do it.
04:35And I will even stand there sometimes and Google, what is the watermelon supposed to sound like?
04:40What cadence are you supposed to hear?
04:41If it's a C fly, it's good.
04:43But if it's an F, no.
04:45Yeah.
04:46And I, and I also fondle bread.
04:50Thank you, Brandy.
04:51I knew I'm not.
04:51My name's Brandy and I'm a bread fondler.
04:53I knew I wasn't the only one.
04:54You have to, you don't want hard bread.
04:58That's right.