MJTV: It's The Super Bowl Egg Test! Who Will Win? Bengals or Rams?
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00:00One of the eggs has definitively exploded.
00:07Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the world-famous MJ Morning Show Super Bowl Egg Test.
00:21This is what you've been waiting for.
00:23Ladies and gentlemen, this will determine the winner of Super Bowl 56 out in Los Angeles on Sunday with just three simple things.
00:34Two eggs and a microwave.
00:38That's it.
00:39It is that easy.
00:41All right.
00:41Rox, do you have the replacement egg?
00:44We got, we got, I don't know.
00:46What?
00:46I need a clarification of the rules.
00:49What's the problem?
00:50Um, so Roxanne did a wonderful job decorating the eggs, a bangle egg and the ram egg.
00:55Yeah, right, right, right.
00:56Yeah, hurry up.
00:57And Froggy knocks the ram egg over at Roxanne.
01:01It was an accident.
01:02She redid the ram egg.
01:03Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.
01:05I think she did it upside down.
01:07There's no upside down on an egg?
01:09I don't, it, no, it's fine.
01:12Hold on.
01:12Eggs aren't upside down, you dolt.
01:15The wide bottom of the egg is the bottom.
01:17The pointy top is the top.
01:19No, that's, no.
01:21There is a bottom to eggs when you prop them up right.
01:23Dude, there's no bottom and top to an egg.
01:26No one says, oh, I want my eggs bottom up or down.
01:28Okay.
01:29They do say sunny side up.
01:30The ram egg is going to be top heavy and the bangle egg is going to be.
01:34What are you talking about?
01:35Well, just flip over the other egg, you imbecile.
01:38I don't care.
01:39Okay, if you want.
01:40No, I'm just pointing stuff out.
01:41Fine.
01:42All right.
01:42I don't want the logo to be upside down.
01:44They can't both be different directions.
01:46It'll ruin the day.
01:47That's what I'm saying, and we have a logo on it, so it's obviously a top and a bottom.
01:52You guys look at me like I'm crazy, like I have a third butt cheek.
01:54Dude, the eggs are not stamped out of a machine.
01:57They're not uniform.
01:58The eggs are totally different anyway.
02:01There's no issue here.
02:02All right, folks, I'm holding up to the MJ Morning Show camera.
02:05This is MJ TV, by the way.
02:07Those are in a chicken's butt.
02:09I mean, they're different.
02:10All right, we stream the show live every morning, so you can watch us on camera.
02:15We've got multiple cameras in the studio.
02:17The whole show, we video stream live.
02:20If you go to MJMorningShow.com, it's MJ TV, and I'm holding up the two eggs right now.
02:26One egg is a Bengals egg with a color Bengals logo.
02:30One is an L.A. egg with a color L.A. logo.
02:33And then on the back side, there's also a black Sharpie, just so we have double identification on each egg.
02:39So now what's going to happen?
02:40Fester, are you ready?
02:41As ready as I'll ever be.
02:43All right, here we go.
02:43All right.
02:44So, Fester, show the camera real quick.
02:47Okay.
02:48All right.
02:48So the eggs then sit in scotch tape hubs.
02:52So a roll of scotch tape has the plastic hub.
02:55We found over the years that was the best to hold the eggs.
02:57So now we will place the two eggs in the microwave.
03:02This is a brand-new Walmart revolving carousel microwave.
03:07All right.
03:07And Fester is opening the door.
03:11All right.
03:11Watch the egg.
03:12Don't open the door to the egg.
03:13All right.
03:13Now.
03:14All right.
03:14Am I putting this by the fan?
03:16Yeah.
03:16Well, put it right on top.
03:17Put it right on top.
03:18Yeah, right on top there.
03:19You want to mention success rate?
03:20It's pretty much always accurate, right?
03:22This thing has been accurate virtually always.
03:25All right.
03:25So what happens here, folks, is the egg that explodes is the loser of the Super Bowl.
03:30The surviving egg is the winner.
03:33All right.
03:34Fester is now placing the L.A. and the Bengal eggs in the microwave.
03:40And they're on the carousel.
03:42Can you double-check that they're equally spaced?
03:44Are you happy with the spacing on the eggs?
03:47I am.
03:47Yes.
03:48Okay.
03:48All right.
03:49Close the microwave door carefully.
03:52That was not carefully.
03:55That was a slam.
03:58I don't like it.
03:59That's a pet peeve.
04:00I don't like it when people slam microwaves or yank them open really hard.
04:03That's what gets you like one star from the Uber driver when you slam their damn door.
04:08Yeah.
04:08That's why I've got a 3.6 on my rating on Uber.
04:11All right.
04:12All right.
04:13All right.
04:13So here's the deal.
04:14Fester will now put five minutes on the microwave clock.
04:17Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned for this.
04:20We're about to go live with the microwave start.
04:23And this is going to determine the winner of this Sunday's Super Bowl 56.
04:28Rams and Bengals.
04:31All right.
04:31Put five minutes on the clock, Fester.
04:33Five minutes.
04:35Here we go.
04:36The microwave has started.
04:40You can hear the hum of the microwave.
04:43The carousel is spinning.
04:45I'm watching the L.A. egg go around.
04:47And now here comes the Bengals egg.
04:5220 seconds have elapsed.
04:55This is exciting.
04:56Now, we wait.
04:58Usually it happens about a minute, minute and 20 seconds in.
05:03All right.
05:03So we're still, we're still about a minute out.
05:07All right.
05:08All right.
05:08What's taking so long?
05:10Dude, because it's only been going for 40 seconds right now.
05:14Sorry, dude.
05:15All right.
05:15So right now, the eggs are spinning in the microwave.
05:18One Bengals egg, one L.A. Rams egg.
05:20All right.
05:20And we're waiting for one of the eggs to explode.
05:23Fester, remember, you've got to get your hand.
05:24All right.
05:24You've got to get your hand on.
05:26You've got to move your phone.
05:27Well, you've got to open the microwave quickly.
05:29Finally, the minute one of the eggs explodes, you have to open the door quickly.
05:34And we're...
05:35Oh, stop.
05:36Stop.
05:37We have an explosion.
05:38We have a winner.
05:39Ladies and gentlemen.
05:40We have a winner.
05:40Oh, my God.
05:42We have a winner.
05:44We have a winner.
05:45Oh, my God.
05:46Oh, my God.
05:47Yes.
05:48All right.
05:48Yes.
05:49Ladies and gentlemen.
05:52It fell.
05:53One of the eggs has definitively exploded.
05:57You can make your stupid all bets now.
05:59Leave it right there.
06:01One of the eggs has definitively exploded.
06:04It is a blasted, blown up, destroyed mess.
06:09There's egg white and yolk splat.
06:11It's like a crime scene in there.
06:13And one egg has survived with no damage at all.
06:18Oh, my God.
06:19Ladies and gentlemen.
06:21Ew.
06:22The egg that exploded is the L.A. Rams egg.
06:32Ladies and gentlemen, the surviving egg is the Cincinnati Bengals.
06:37The Bengals are going to win Super Bowl 56.
06:43That's true.
06:43That egg looks good.
06:44Eat that.
06:45I'll eat an egg.
06:45Look at...
06:46It's just microwaved egg, guys.
06:50Ew.
06:50Ew.
06:51Excellent.
06:51Isn't it awful?
06:52All right.