Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a substitute teacher in Texas who was sent home early because he started singing 'Toxic' by Britney Spears on his karaoke machine.
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00:00you're in class you get a substitute teacher generally you're like sweet because they never
00:08normally make you work as hard yeah as your regular teacher does right but this is strange
00:13a substitute teacher in texas is going viral after he showed up to teach a high school class
00:20in austin with a karaoke machine oh that's terrible this is terrible news okay and he
00:27sang britney spears for them there's video of him rocking britney spears's toxic while sitting
00:38behind the desk what a great day at school while the kids just sat quietly listening to him well
00:43they weren't sure what to do in texas here's i heard stories about stuff like this here's how
00:49it played out you can see this at dave and chuck the freak.com if you want to watch it yourself
00:52even brought a disco light with them for that's just part of the machine
01:01take a shove your lips i'm on a ride you're toxic i'm sipping on you with the taste of the
01:17whole military life i'm addicted to you don't you know that you're toxic our future teacher here
01:25this is troubles what i would have done if this happened
01:31i would have told my parents i would have told my parents
01:36i would have requested this to sing my own song
01:39it's like so being a substitute teacher is just like a job for him and his real passion
01:45is this is karaoke britney spears karaoke and the only way for him to get a real audience is to be a sub
01:52so he substitutes he goes in he sings a few songs he gives them all their his info
01:59please follow me at whatever singer.com or whatever i don't think teaching is his deal will work out for
02:07him no i don't think that's i don't think like i think those substitute teachers a lot of them it
02:11was like i knew a guy that was a radio guy that his weekday job was a substitute teacher but don't
02:16you have to go to teacher school no you don't know because that was my backup plan when i moved to
02:22arizona but i realized i can't deal with kids oh my god professor james i was gonna be a substitute
02:26teacher until i found something well you could have done this well yeah now i see i could have just
02:29went in and saying mariah carey karaoke the whole time i was there you know associate's degree
02:35yeah it was like your entry into teaching that's what like uh some teachers go and get in there
02:40some experience to do but as long as you pass a background check and you have a certain age
02:44you can go in there and you're supervising the kids you're just like a babysitter yeah exactly
02:49and it's like i'm not gonna do this i'd rather just contemplate suicide yeah because this guy is
02:54i don't think he's fit to teach anyone anything no if you're yes i believe you're you've got mental
03:00issues if you go into a class and you sing britney spears karaoke to them i'd be like we gotta go
03:05this guy is nuts like honestly i can't even imagine getting a substitute teacher that like when i got a
03:12substitute teacher they at least knew how to teach i can't say the same in my house
03:18ours did they were um they were not the greatest i think it's different in canada i think you do
03:25have to have some okay that's what it is we care more about education maybe maybe certain schools
03:31have higher restrictions but i know that it is like it's like a backup job for a lot of people
03:35uh someone said we had a sub fill in for our science teacher for the rest of the year and he would cry
03:40in class over his wife leaving him oh my god i think a lot of them are a mess i think a lot of
03:45them sir is everything okay sir are you are you sir you guys know you know what's wrong
03:52we just have to get through this history lesson though ronald is there gonna be a test tomorrow
03:58oh you got oh you got sir she left with ronald tears tears on the desk i really need to get my
04:08history work done sir i need to get miss done i don't care here give me uh turn all your papers in
04:15everyone gets an a he's like listen everyone gets an a he writes love he's like it's not real
04:20his lessons are terrible yeah broken heart
04:27you'll get one everyone write a poem about your broken heart are we gonna be graded on this poem
04:35yes oh he's crying again damn it yeah now that's send all the kids broken heart poems to her
04:47connor's in tampa you in an interesting sub too yeah what happened my junior year of high school
04:56this uh this old woman i swear this is the oldest woman i think i've ever seen in my entire life
05:02and i've seen the queen so okay all right okay sure yes yes this woman had a wonky eye
05:12she freaked everyone out and her hair was like the maddest maddest thing you've ever seen
05:19well one day in one of our classes the phone rang for like the office to call the the uh the
05:27classroom and this woman got up started walking over there and she fell flat on her face oh no she
05:35fell just trying to answer the phone yes she fell does anyone help her
05:42the oldest woman on earth um yeah yeah we we we had some some students rush over and help her
05:49and she got up and she answered it like nothing ever happened but she still had tears on and down
05:55her face and i think they were for more embarrassment well sure that poor lady i'm just sad now it just
06:01made me feel i think i fell if i fell it would hurt i think it was also pain i imagine falling as a sub
06:08even if you're like in your 40s you trip and fall in front of the class like that i don't even care
06:13where i am if i trip and fall if i trip and fall and land just flat i don't know what happens to me at
06:22that point like i think i'm almost dead you can't just fall falling sucks yeah and vinnie in boston one
06:33more story here you had a substitute teacher story yeah when i was in the uh seventh grade we had a
06:40substitute teacher and they put all the classes what went inside the library and all the guy did was
06:46read the newspaper and after fourth period they realized he died hold my newspaper no he was dead
06:54he died he died he was like it was like it's horrible it's horrible i mean i don't mean to laugh
07:05yes yes no but four periods kids were coming in and out he wasn't taking attendance and then like
07:12when lunch came somebody went in one of the teachers went in there to tell him it was lunch time
07:16and he just fell over and he died like he was dead with the newspaper
07:21no no no of course not
07:28r.i.p r.i.p