Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 Halloween
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00:00...and he's killed them both.
00:02The last slayer I killed...
00:06...she begged for her life.
00:08You shouldn't come here.
00:10Me and Drew...
00:13...we're moving in.
00:30No!
01:00No!
01:30No!
03:29Is this so not happening, or what?
03:33Oh.
03:33Hi.
03:34Hi.
03:36I'm waiting for Buffy.
03:38Great.
03:39I'm supposed to be meeting Devin, but he's nowhere to be seen.
03:42It's like he thinks being in a band gives him an obligation to flake.
03:46Well, his loss is your incredible gain.
03:49So I told Devin, you call that leather interior, my Barbie dream car had a nicer seat.
04:07Buffy.
04:13Buffy.
04:17Buffy.
04:20Hi.
04:22Um.
04:23Late.
04:24Rough day at the office.
04:27That's all I see.
04:28Hey.
04:31It's a look.
04:33A seasonal look.
04:35Buffy.
04:36Love the hair.
04:38It just screams street urchin.
04:40You know what?
04:44I need to go.
04:46Put a bag over my head.
04:48Don't listen to her.
04:49You look fine.
04:53You're sweet.
04:54A terrible liar.
04:56But sweet.
04:57I thought we had...
04:59A date.
05:01So did I.
05:03But who am I kidding?
05:05Dates are things normal girls have.
05:07Girls who have time to think about nail polish and facials.
05:12You know what I think about?
05:14Ambush tactics.
05:15Beheading.
05:18Not exactly the stuff dreams were made of.
05:27Campuchino?
05:36I know.
05:40Hey.
05:41You're a volunteer.
05:43But I have to get to class.
05:45Snyder must be in charge of the volunteer safety program for Halloween this year.
05:50Note his interesting take on the volunteer concept.
05:54What's the deal?
05:55Now, a bunch of little kids need people to take them trick-or-treating.
05:59Sign up and get your own pack of sugar-hyped little runts for the night.
06:04Yikes.
06:05I'll stick to vampires.
06:07Miss Summers.
06:08Just the juvenile delinquent I've been looking for.
06:12Principal Snyder.
06:13Halloween must be a big night for you.
06:16Tossing eggs, skiing cars, bobbing for apples.
06:20One pathetic cry for help after another.
06:22Well, not this year, Missy.
06:29Gosh, I'd love to sign up, but I recently developed carpal tunnel syndrome and can tragically no longer hold a flush thing.
06:38The program starts at four.
06:41The children have to be back at six.
06:43I can't believe this.
06:57We have to get dressed up in the whole deal?
07:00Snyder said costumes were mandatory.
07:02Great.
07:03I was going to stay in and veg.
07:05The one night a year things are supposed to be quiet for me.
07:09Halloween quiet?
07:10Well, I figured it'd be a big old vamp scarapalooza.
07:14Not according to Giles.
07:16He swears that tomorrow night is like dead for the undead.
07:20They stay in.
07:21Those wacky vampires.
07:23That's why I love them.
07:24They just keep you guessing.
07:43Harris.
07:43Hey, Larry, you're looking Cro-Mag as usual.
07:48What can I do you for?
07:50You and Buffy, you're just friends, right?
07:53I like to think of it less as a friendship and more as a solid foundation for future bliss.
07:58So she's not your girlfriend?
08:01Alas, no.
08:04You think she'd go out with me?
08:07Well, Larry, that's a tough question to...
08:09No, not a chance.
08:11Why not?
08:13I heard some guy say she was fast.
08:16I hope you mean like the wind.
08:18Yeah, you know what I mean.
08:20Look, that's my friend you're talking about.
08:23Oh, yeah?
08:24What are you going to do about it?
08:26I'm going to do what any man would do about it.
08:31Something damn manly.
08:38Get gone.
08:41Oh, diet.
08:43Do you know what you just did?
08:46Saved a dollar?
08:47No, Larry was about to pummel me.
08:50Oh, that?
08:51Forget about it.
08:53Oh, I'll forget about it.
08:54Maybe 15, 20 years when my rep for being a sissy man finally fades.
08:59Senator, are you thinking...
08:59A black guy heals, Buffy, but cowardice has an unlimited shelf life.
09:03Oh, thanks.
09:05Thanks a lot for your help.
09:06I think I just violated the guy code big time.
09:14Poor Xander.
09:16Boys are so fragile.
09:19Speaking of, how was your date last night?
09:22Misfire.
09:24I was late due to unscheduled slayage.
09:26Showed up looking trashed.
09:28Was he mad?
09:30Actually, he was pretty unmad, which probably had something to do with the fact that Cordelia
09:35was drooling in his cappuccino.
09:37Oh, Buffy, Angel would never fall for her act.
09:41You mean that actually showing up wearing a stunning outfit embracing personal hygiene act?
09:47You know what I mean?
09:49She's not his type.
09:51Are you sure?
09:52I mean, I don't know what his type is.
09:56I've known him less than a year, and if you haven't noticed, he's not exactly one to overshare.
10:01True.
10:02It's too bad we can't sneak a look at the Watcher diaries and read up on Angel.
10:07I'm sure it's full of fun facts to know and tell.
10:10Yeah.
10:12It's too bad.
10:14That stuff is private.
10:16Also, Giles keeps them in his office, in his personal files.
10:22Most importantly, it would be wrong.
10:31Perfect.
10:55Excellent.
10:56Nothing.
10:57Hi.
10:57Yes, I just wanted to talk to you about tomorrow night.
11:02As it should be calm, I thought we might work on some new battle techniques.
11:09You're beginning to scare me, Giles.
11:11You need to have some fun.
11:18You know, there's this place you can go, right?
11:20And you sit in the dark, and there are these moving pictures, right?
11:24And the pictures tell a story.
11:26Yes, I'll have any drill.
11:29I'll have you know that I have very many relaxing hobbies.
11:33Such as?
11:36Well, um, I enjoy cross-referencing.
11:41Do you stuff your own shirts, or do you send them out?
11:44So, how come Halloween is such a big yawner?
11:47I mean, do the demons just hate how commercial it's become?
11:51Um, it's interesting.
11:54Not, I suspect, to you.
11:55What is it you're after?
11:57Of course it's of interest to me.
11:59I'm the slayer.
12:00I need to know these things.
12:02You can't keep me in the dark any longer.
12:04Look at me when I talk to you.
12:05I really don't have time for these games.
12:10Miss Kellner said you were a babe.
12:12She said what?
12:14She said that you were a hunk of burning something or other.
12:21So, what do you think of that?
12:23Um, I don't, I don't, um, a burning hunk of what?
12:29Look, you know how disgusting it is for me to even contemplate you grown-ups having smoochies,
12:35but I think you should go for it.
12:37Buffy, I appreciate your interest, but...
12:39But I've overstepped my bounds.
12:42It's none of my business, you know?
12:44What was I thinking?
12:46My God!
12:47Shame!
12:48Shame!
12:49I gotta go.
12:56Babe.
13:00I can live with it.
13:04Man, look at her.
13:06Who is she?
13:07It doesn't say, but the entry's dated 1775.
13:12Angel was 18 and still human.
13:18So, that's the kind of girl he hung around?
13:20She's pretty coiffed.
13:23She looks like a noblewoman or something,
13:26which means being beautiful was sort of her job.
13:31And clearly this girl was a workaholic.
13:34I'll never be like this.
13:37Come on.
13:38She's not that pretty.
13:41And look at her.
13:42She's got a funny waist.
13:45Look how tiny that is.
13:48Now I feel better.
13:48She's like a freak.
13:49She's like a circus freak.
13:54Yuck.
13:56Must have been wonderful.
13:59To put on some fantabulous gown and go to a ball like a princess.
14:04And have horses and servants and yet more gowns.
14:08Yeah.
14:08Still, I think I prefer being able to vote.
14:13Or I will when I can.
14:15So, Buffy, you ran off last night and left poor little Angel all by his lonesome.
14:24But I did everything I could to comfort him.
14:28Now I'm fed.
14:28So, what's his story anyway?
14:31I mean, I never see him around.
14:33Not during the day anyway.
14:36Oh, please.
14:37Don't tell me he still lives at home.
14:39Like he has to wait for his dad to get back before he can take the car.
14:43Cordelia, I think his parents have been dead for a couple of hundred years.
14:47Oh, good.
14:48I mean...
14:48What?
14:52Angel's a vampire.
14:55I thought you knew.
14:59Oh, he's a vampire.
15:02Of course.
15:04But the cuddly kind.
15:06Like a care bear with fangs.
15:08It's true.
15:11You know what I think?
15:13I just think you're trying to scare me off because you're afraid of the competition.
15:16Look, Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever.
15:22But when it comes to dating, I'm the slayer.
15:39That's me.
15:45What'd you get?
15:45A time-honored classic.
15:50Okay, Will, can I give you a little friendly advice?
15:52It's not spooky enough.
15:54It's just...
15:55You're never gonna get noticed if you keep hiding.
15:58You're missing the whole point of Halloween.
16:01Free candy?
16:04It's come as you are at night.
16:07The perfect chance for a girl to get sexy and wild with no repercussions.
16:11Oh, I don't get wild.
16:13Wild on me equals spas.
16:16Don't underestimate yourself.
16:18You got it in you.
16:21Hey, Xander.
16:23What'd you get?
16:26That's not a costume.
16:27I got fatigued from an army surplus at home.
16:32Call me a two-dollar costume king, baby.
16:34Hey, Xander.
16:38I'm really sorry about this morning.
16:42Do you mind, Buffy?
16:43I'm trying to repress.
16:44Okay, then I promise from now on, I'll let you get pummeled.
16:55Okay, you know, actually, I think I could have...
16:57Hello?
16:59Oh, that was our touching reconciliation moment there.
17:08I'm sorry.
17:09It's just...
17:11Look at this.
17:13It's amazing.
17:14Too bulky.
17:16I prefer my women in spandex.
17:20Please, let me.
17:24Oh, it's...
17:26Magnificent.
17:27Yes, I know.
17:27There.
17:32My.
17:34Meet the hidden princess.
17:37I think we've found a match.
17:39Don't you?
17:40Oh, I'm sorry.
17:43There's no way I could ever afford this.
17:45Oh, nonsense.
17:46I feel quite moved to make you a deal you can't refuse.
17:50Yes.
17:57Here they come.
18:07Rewind that.
18:09Let's see that again.
18:15She's tricky.
18:18Baby likes to play.
18:21You see that?
18:22Well, she stakes him with that thing.
18:23That's what you call resourceful.
18:27Rewind it again.
18:32Miss Edith needs her tea.
18:36Come here, poodle.
18:39See, you love my insides.
18:43The parts you can't see.
18:47Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
18:50That's why I've got to study this slayer.
18:53Once I know her, I can kill her.
18:55Once I kill her, you can have your run of sunny health.
18:59Get strong again.
19:00Don't worry.
19:02Everything's switching outside to inside.
19:08Oh, it makes her weep.
19:13Billy, do my pet have a vision?
19:16Do you know what I miss?
19:20Leeches.
19:20Come on.
19:23Talk to Daddy.
19:26This thing.
19:27It makes the slayer weak.
19:29When is it?
19:31Tomorrow.
19:32Tomorrow's Halloween.
19:33Nothing happens on Halloween.
19:35Someone's come to change it all.
19:42Someone new.
19:43The world that denies thee, thou inhabit.
20:12The peace that ignores thee, thou corrupt.
20:24Chaos.
20:26I remain, as ever, thy faithful, degenerate son.
20:35Where are you meeting Angel?
21:01Here, after trick-or-treating, Mom's going to be out.
21:06Does he know about your costume?
21:09Nope.
21:10Call it a blasphemous past.
21:13I'll show him I can coiff with the best of them.
21:17Okay, Willow, come out.
21:18You can't hide in there all night.
21:20Okay.
21:22But promise you won't laugh?
21:24I promise.
21:25I promise.
21:25You're a dish.
21:36I mean, really.
21:37But this just isn't me.
21:41And that's the point.
21:44Look, Halloween is the night that not you is you, but not you.
21:50You know?
21:51Oh, that's Xander.
21:54Are you ready?
21:56Yeah.
21:57Oh, okay.
21:58Cool.
22:00I can't wait for the boys to go nonverbal when they see you.
22:03Private Harris reporting for Buffy, lady of Buffton, duchess of Bufonia.
22:23I am in awe.
22:25I completely renounce spandex.
22:28Thank you, kind sir.
22:30Hmm?
22:30But wait till you see.
22:34Hi.
22:36Casper.
22:37Hey, Will.
22:39That's a fine boo you got there.
22:46Go ahead.
22:47He's inside.
22:48This is your group, Summers.
23:04No need to speak to them.
23:06The last thing they need is your influence.
23:09Just bring them back in one piece, and I won't expect you.
23:13Hi.
23:20Uh-uh.
23:29Who's your bodyguard, Harris?
23:31Curling your hair?
23:32What are you doing here?
23:35That makes a weird Dr. Moore.
23:38Yeah, man.
23:39What's that?
23:40You're a smart kid.
23:41Do you have some candy?
23:42Yeah.
23:46Oz.
23:47Oz.
23:49Hey, Cordelia.
23:50Geez, you're like a great big cat.
23:54That's my costume.
23:55Are you guys playing tonight?
23:57Yeah, at the shelter club.
23:58Is Mr. I'm the lead singer, I'm so great, I don't have to show up for my date or even call
24:03going to be there?
24:04Yeah, you know, he's just going by Devin now.
24:07Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it, and that
24:12I didn't even see you, so that's just fine.
24:16So what do I tell him?
24:17Nothing.
24:19Geez, get with the program.
24:24Why can't I meet a nice girl like that?
24:28Oh, I'm sorry.
24:30Sorry.
24:31I'm sorry.
24:32Sorry.
24:33Sorry.
24:33Okay, on sleazing extra candy, tears are key.
24:42Tears will normally get you the double bagger.
24:44You can also try the old you-miss-me routine, but it's risky.
24:48Only go there for chocolate.
24:50Understood?
24:52Okay, troops, let's move out.
25:03What did Mrs. Davis give you?
25:14She must be stopped.
25:17Let's hit one more house.
25:19We still have a few minutes before I need to get you back.
25:21Hi, guys.
25:49Trick or trick or trick or trick or trick or trick.
26:07Oh, my goodness, aren't you adorable?
26:11Oh?
26:41Oh, dear.
26:45Am I all out?
26:52Showtime.
26:54I could have sworn I had more candy.
26:58I'm sorry, Mr. Monster.
27:01Maybe I...
27:02Oh, let her go!
27:09Stop!
27:09How are you doing?
27:13Stop!
27:14Hey!
27:26Oh, no!
27:29Oh, my God.
27:33Get me.
27:33No.
27:39Oh, God.
27:43Get out of here.
27:45Oh, God.
27:47Oh, God.
27:49Go!
27:51Help!
27:53Help!
27:54Help!
27:55Help!
27:56Help!
27:57Help!
27:57Oh, my God.
28:09I'm a real ghost.
28:15Xander?
28:21Xander, it's me, Willow.
28:24I don't know any Willow.
28:25Xander, quit messing around.
28:27This is no time for jokes.
28:29What the hell's going on here?
28:31You don't know me?
28:33Lydia, I suggest you find cover.
28:35No, wait.
28:38What are you?
28:41Xander, listen to me.
28:44I'm on your side, I swear.
28:46Something crazy is happening.
28:49I was dressed as a ghost for Halloween,
28:52and now I am a ghost.
28:54And you were supposed to be a soldier.
28:58And now I guess you're a real soldier.
29:01You expect me to believe that?
29:07No, no guns.
29:09That's still a little kid in there.
29:11Step out of the way.
29:12No guns.
29:13That's an order.
29:15We just need to find...
29:18Buffy!
29:18Buffy!
29:20Buffy!
29:21Are you okay?
29:29This could be a situation.
29:30Buffy, what do we do?
29:31Buffy, are you all right?
29:54What?
29:54Are you hurt?
29:57Buffy, are you hurt?
29:58Buffy?
30:01She's not Buffy.
30:03Who's Buffy?
30:04Oh, this is fun.
30:06What year is this?
30:111775, I believe.
30:15I don't understand.
30:18Who are you?
30:19We're friends.
30:20Friends of whom?
30:24Your dress.
30:26Everything is strange.
30:28How did I come to be here?
30:29Breathe, okay?
30:30Breathe.
30:31You're gonna faint again.
30:33How are we supposed to get through this without the slayer?
30:36What's a slayer?
30:37Oh, my God.
30:39Oh, my God.
30:41Oh, my God.
30:45That's just we get inside before we come across another...
30:47A demon!
30:48A demon!
30:49A demon!
30:52It's not a demon.
30:53It's a car.
30:55What does it want?
30:57Is this woman insane?
30:58She's never seen a car.
31:00She's never seen a car?
31:01She's from the past.
31:03And you're a ghost?
31:05Yes.
31:05Now, let's get inside.
31:07I just want you to know that I'm taking a lot on faith here.
31:11Where do we go?
31:12Where's the closest?
31:14We can go to a friend's.
31:21All clear.
31:23Hello?
31:25Mrs. Summers?
31:28Good.
31:29She's gone.
31:31Where are we?
31:32Your place.
31:34Now, we just need to...
31:35You don't open it.
31:43It could be a civilian.
31:43Or a mini-demon.
31:45This...
31:54This...
31:58This could be me.
32:06It is you.
32:08Buffy, can't you remember it all?
32:11No.
32:12I don't understand any of this.
32:17This is some other girl.
32:19I would never wear this.
32:20That low apparel.
32:22And I don't like this place.
32:24And I don't like you.
32:26And I just want to go home.
32:27You are home.
32:29She couldn't have dressed up like Xena.
32:39Not a civilian!
32:41Affirmative!
32:43Hey, what did we say?
32:45Big noise scare monster, remember?
32:54Got it.
33:00Damn it!
33:00Surely he'll not desert us.
33:09Whatever.
33:18Help me, help me!
33:20Help me!
33:21Come inside.
33:35Cordelia!
33:35What?
33:36What's going on?
33:37Okay, your name is Cordelia.
33:39You're not a cat.
33:40You're in high school.
33:41And we're your friends.
33:42Well, sort of.
33:43That's nice, Willow.
33:45And you went mental when?
33:46You know us?
33:48Yeah, lucky me.
33:49What's with the name game?
33:51A lot's going on.
33:53No kidding.
33:54I was just attacked by Jojo, the dog-faced boy.
33:57Look at my costume.
33:58Do you really think that Party Sounds could give me my deposit back?
34:01Not unlikely.
34:03Here.
34:06Thanks.
34:06Okay.
34:08You guys stay here while I get some help.
34:11If something tries to get in, just fight it off.
34:15Well, it's not our place to fight.
34:17Surely some men will protect us.
34:19What's that riff?
34:21It's like amnesia, okay?
34:23They don't know who they are.
34:26Just sit tight.
34:28Who died and made her the boss?
34:31Who died and made her the boss?
34:44Well, this is just neat.
34:52You, check upstairs.
34:55Make sure everything's locked up.
34:58Surely there's somewhere we can go.
35:00Oh, a safe haven?
35:01Lady said stay put.
35:04You would take orders from a woman?
35:06Are you feeble in some way?
35:08Ma'am, in the army we have it saying,
35:10sit down and shut the...
35:13Whoa!
35:17She must be right.
35:19We must have some kind of amnesia.
35:23I don't know what that is, but I'm certain I don't have it.
35:26I bathe quite often.
35:28How do you explain this?
35:30I don't.
35:33I was brought up a proper lady.
35:35I wasn't meant to understand things.
35:38I'm just meant to look pretty,
35:39and then someone nice will marry me.
35:42Possibly a baron.
35:44This ain't no tea party, princess.
35:46Sooner or later, you're gonna have to fight.
35:48Fight these low creatures?
35:50I'd sooner die.
35:52Then you'll die.
35:53Oh, good.
35:54You guys are all right.
35:56It's total chaos out there.
36:00Who are you?
36:00Hi.
36:05What's up of what's up of what's up of what's up of what's up of what's up of what's up of what half of years old?
36:13Please, sir.
36:15Hi.
36:30Okay, somebody want to fill me in?
36:32Do you live here?
36:33No, you know that. Buffy.
36:36I'm lost here. You...
36:39What's up with your hair?
36:41They don't know who they are. Everyone's turned into a monster.
36:44It's a whole big thing. How are you?
36:51Do you mind?
36:54You take the princess and secure the kitchen.
36:56Catwoman, you're with me.
36:59But I don't want to go with you. I like the man with the musket.
37:02Come on.
37:03Do you have a musket?
37:05I didn't leave that open.
37:12I didn't leave that open.
37:13Ah!
37:14Ah!
37:15Ah!
37:16Ah!
37:17Ah!
37:18Ah!
37:19Ah!
37:38Steak!
37:39A what?
37:40Get me a steak!
37:42hurry up
37:52coffee no
37:59i don't even know what i'm looking for plus i can't turn the page all right let's let's let's
38:10review um so everybody became uh whatever they were masquerading as right xander was a soldier
38:18and buffy was an 18th century girl and uh your your costume i'm a ghost yes um
38:28the ghost of what exactly well this is nothing you should see what cordelia was wearing
38:37a unitard with cat things like ears and stuff good heavens she became an actual feline
38:46no she was the same old cordelia just in a cat costume she didn't say it
38:57no hold on party town she told us she got her outfit from party town and everybody who changed
39:08they they they acquired their costumes where we all got ours at a new place ethan's
39:15you sure you came this way no she'll be okay buffy would be okay whoever she is now she's
39:30helpless come on do you hear that my friend somewhere out here is the tenderest meat you've
39:40ever tasted and all we have to do is find her first
39:46pretty pretty
40:14the tenderest meat
40:26hello
40:40what does this mean
41:08primarily
41:10primarily the division itself male and female
41:14light and dark chunky and creamy oh no sorry that's peanut butter
41:22will i get out of here now but now
41:26hello
41:33hello ripper
41:38hello
41:45hello
41:50hello
41:52hello
41:57hello
42:00hello
42:02hello
42:14hello
42:18what's your deal take a pill
42:23hello
42:24hello
42:25He's... he's a vampire.
42:30She's got this thing where she thinks...
42:33Forget it.
42:35It's okay.
42:37Angel is a good vampire.
42:39He would never hurt you.
42:46Really?
42:48Absolutely.
42:49He's our friend.
42:55It's strange, but...
43:01Bidding up that pirate gave me a weird sense of closure.
43:04Guys!
43:05Willow.
43:06Guys, you gotta get inside.
43:09We need a triage.
43:11This way.
43:11Find an open warehouse.
43:13Ladies!
43:14We're on the move.
43:25No hug.
43:39Aren't you pleased to see your old mate, Rupert?
43:43I'm just surprised I didn't guess it was you.
43:48This Halloween stunt stinks of ephod rain.
43:53Yes, it does, doesn't it?
43:54I don't wish to blow my own trumpet, but it's genius.
44:00The very embodiment of be careful what you wish for.
44:03It's sick.
44:05Brutal.
44:06And it harms the innocent.
44:09Oh, and we all know that you are the champion of innocence and all things pure and good, Rupert.
44:15It's quite a little act you've got going here, old man.
44:22It's no act.
44:23It's who I am.
44:25Who you are?
44:27The Watcher?
44:29Snivelling, tweed-clad guardian of the Slayer and her kin?
44:32And I think not.
44:35I know who you are, Rupert.
44:37And I know what you're capable of.
44:43But they don't, do they?
44:47They have no idea where you come from.
44:51Break the spell, Ethan.
44:52Then leave this place and never come back.
44:56Why should I?
44:59What's in the bargain for me?
45:01You get to live.
45:02Oh, Rupert, you're scary.
45:04Go!
45:06Go on!
45:12Over here.
45:13Check if there are any other ways in.
45:24Just stay here.
45:37Oh, Fabu, more clinging.
45:43And you said the Ripper was long gone.
46:11Tell me how to stop the spell.
46:14Say pretty, please.
46:20Look at you.
46:24Shaking.
46:27Terrifying.
46:29Alone.
46:33Lost little lamb.
46:35I love it.
46:41Buffy!
46:41You tell me how to stop the spell.
47:02Yanis, break the statue.
47:11Now, Becca, you can shoot.
47:24What the?
47:26I'm scared. I want my mommy.
47:32Hi, honey. I'm home.
47:41You know what? It's good to be me.
47:52Oh, my God.
48:22Yeah. You, too.
48:26You guys remember what happened?
48:28It was way creepy.
48:30It's like I was there, but I couldn't get out.
48:33Yeah, I know the feeling.
48:34This outfit's totally skin-tight.
48:36You okay?
48:40Yeah.
48:41Hello? It felt like I was talking.
48:50My lips were moving, and...
48:52Give it up, Portie.
48:53You're never gonna get between those two.
48:56Believe me, I know.
48:57Well, I guess you better get them back to their parents.
49:03Yeah.
49:05Everybody seems to...
49:07Where's Willow?
49:09Oh, man.
49:17Oh.
49:24Oh, man.
49:27Oh.
49:28Oh, man.
49:29Oh.
49:29Oh.
49:29Oh.
49:30What is that?
50:00My girl.
50:07Ta-da. Just below 20th century me.
50:12You sure you're okay?
50:14I'll live.
50:20I don't get it, Buffy. Why do you think I'd like you better dressed that way?
50:25I just wanted to be a real girl for once.
50:34The kind of fancy girl you liked when you were my age.
50:39For what?
50:41I hated the girls back then. Especially the noble women.
50:47You did.
50:48They were just incredibly dull.
50:51Sumbering morons, a lot of them.
50:54I always wished I could meet someone...
50:57exciting...
50:58interesting.
51:03Really?
51:05Interesting?
51:07How?
51:08You know how.
51:10Still, I had a really hard day.
51:14You should probably tell me.
51:17You're right.
51:19I should.
51:20Definitely.
51:21Mm-hmm.
51:22What?
51:23What the is?
51:25You shouldn't have a great day.
51:27That was a difficult day.
51:29What?
51:31You should.
51:33Oh, shit.
51:34What?
51:35I don't know why I want you to stay together.
51:37Oh.
53:09Grr.
53:10Arrgh.