Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 3 School Hard
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00:00She is the slayer.
00:05A lot of educators tell students, think of your principal as your pal.
00:12I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner.
00:18Tell me, who do you think is the most troublesome student in this school?
00:23Oh. Well, it is quite a match between you two.
00:32On the one hand, Buffy hasn't stabbed a horticulture teacher with a trowel.
00:38I didn't stab anyone with a trowel. They were pruning shears.
00:44On the other hand, Sheila has never burnt down a school building.
00:49Well, that was never proven. The fire marshal said it could have been mice.
00:54Mice?
00:56Mice that were smoking.
00:58Two of you seem to be tied in the class cutting and fight starting events.
01:03You really are neck and neck here. It's quite exciting.
01:07What does the winner get?
01:09Expelled.
01:13Thursday is parent-teacher night.
01:16Your parents, assuming you have any, will meet your teachers, assuming you have any left.
01:28I'm sorry to put the two of you in charge of this event.
01:31You have three days to prepare the refreshments, make the banners,
01:36and transform the school lounge into a habitable place for adults.
01:41This will incur my goodwill and may affect what I tell your parents when I meet them.
01:49Are we clear?
01:50I'm clear.
01:53Don't you feel clear?
01:55We're very clear.
01:57Good.
01:59Because you mess up this time and your parents will be coming to clean out your lockers.
02:04Well, it shouldn't be that hard.
02:07We can work on the banners at lunch tomorrow and figure out refreshments then.
02:11Yeah, sure, whatever.
02:13Hey, meat boy!
02:17Snyder's got you guys making party favors, huh?
02:19He's two worst students.
02:22That's what Mom sees when she looks at me.
02:24Sheila.
02:25Well, Sheila's definitely intense.
02:27That guy with her, that's the guy she can bring home to Mother.
02:30She was already smoking in fifth grade.
02:33Once I was lookout for her.
02:35You're bad to the bone.
02:37I'm a rebel.
02:38It's not fair.
02:40I'm the slayer.
02:41There requires a certain amount of cutting and fighting.
02:44What's Sheila's excuse?
02:46Homework.
02:47She won't do it.
02:48And most teachers respect that now.
02:50Oh, you might want to keep away any sharp implements when you're working with her.
02:54Do you think any of their slayers ever had to go to high school?
02:57It's no biggie.
02:58You'll have a nice soiree.
03:00Parents will love it.
03:01As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine.
03:04Are you crazy?
03:05Why did you say that?
03:06But nothing bad is going to happen.
03:08What do you mean?
03:09Nothing's going to happen?
03:10Not until some dummy says,
03:12as long as nothing bad happens.
03:14It's the ultimate jinx.
03:16What were you thinking?
03:17Were you even thinking at all?
03:24Well, you guys don't know.
03:25Maybe this time it'll be different.
03:29What do you think?
03:33I am going to kill you.
03:35I am.
03:36What do you think?
03:37I am.
03:43Mm-hmm.
03:43Home sweet home.
04:13Home sweet home.
04:43Home sweet home.
05:13Home sweet home.
05:43Our power shall be at its peak.
05:48When I kill her,
05:51it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion.
05:56And I should know I was there.
05:59You were there?
06:03Oh, please.
06:05If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion
06:11was actually there,
06:13it would have been like Woodstock.
06:17I'd have ripped your throat out.
06:21I was actually at Woodstock.
06:24That was a weird gig.
06:27I fed off a flower person,
06:29and I spent the next six hours
06:32watching my hand move.
06:38So, who do you kill for fun around here?
06:41Who are you?
06:43Spike.
06:48You're that anointed guy.
06:52I read about you.
06:53You've got slayer problems.
07:00That's a bad piece of luck.
07:02Do you know what I find works real good with slayers?
07:06Killing them.
07:08Can you?
07:10A lot faster than Nancy boy there.
07:13Yeah, I did a couple of slayers in my time.
07:16I don't like to brag.
07:21Who am I kidding?
07:22I love to brag.
07:24There was this one slayer.
07:25They're in the Boxer Rebellion.
07:27You shouldn't be walking around.
07:43You're weak.
07:44Look at all the people.
07:47Are these nice people?
07:50Well, get in along.
07:50This one has power.
07:56I could feel it from the outside.
08:00Yeah, he's the big noise in these parts.
08:03Anointed and all that.
08:05Do you like daisies?
08:07I plant them, but they always die.
08:13Everything I put in the ground withers and dies.
08:20Spike, I'm cold.
08:30I'll coach you.
08:33I'm a princess.
08:37That's what you are.
08:55Me and Drew,
08:58we're moving in.
09:03Now,
09:04any of you want to test
09:06who's got the biggest wrinklies round here,
09:11step on up.
09:15I'll do your slayer for you.
09:17Don't you keep your flunkies
09:19from trying anything behind my back.
09:22Deal?
09:24I can't see her.
09:28The slayer.
09:29I can't see.
09:30It's dark where she is.
09:35Kill her.
09:37Kill her, Spike.
09:39Kill her for me.
09:41It's done, baby.
09:44Kill her for princess?
09:47I'll chop her into messes.
09:50You are my sweet
09:56when it's fun.
10:03So,
10:04how about this layer?
10:08Is she tough?
10:11Ow.
10:12What's wrong?
10:14It's been a good part
10:15of my allowance
10:16on this new cream rinse,
10:17and it's neither creamy
10:19nor rinsy.
10:20Life is hard, dear.
10:22Don't I know it.
10:24Is that a split end?
10:25I got the mail.
10:27Good.
10:28Which included
10:28a reminder notice
10:30about parent-teacher night
10:31Thursday.
10:33That's good.
10:34Which you were planning
10:35on telling me about?
10:37Oh,
10:38for
10:38the last
10:40two weeks.
10:41Uh-huh.
10:42So,
10:43what do you think
10:44your teachers
10:44are going to tell me
10:45about you?
10:47Well,
10:48I think they'll all
10:50agree that
10:51I always bring
10:52a pen to class
10:53ready to absorb
10:54the knowledge.
10:55And, uh,
10:56this absorption rate,
10:57how is it reflected
10:58in your homework
10:59and test scores?
11:00What can you really
11:01tell about a person
11:02from a test score?
11:04Whether or not
11:05she's ever going out
11:05with her friends again.
11:07Oh, that.
11:09Well,
11:09I look forward
11:10to meeting
11:11your principal.
11:12Won't that be something?
11:17Look, sweetheart,
11:19life is more
11:20than grades
11:22and homework
11:23and not getting
11:24kicked out of school.
11:26I know.
11:27But we moved once
11:28because of you
11:29getting in trouble
11:30and had to start
11:31a new business,
11:32not to mention
11:33a new life
11:34and a whole new town.
11:36And you don't
11:37want to do it again?
11:38What I don't want
11:41is to be disappointed
11:43in you again.
11:46Well, it's the last
11:48thing that I want, too.
11:52I'm trying.
11:53I really am.
11:54I just...
11:55I have a lot of pressure
11:56on me right now.
11:58Wait till you get a job.
12:02Sleep tight.
12:02I have a job.
12:24I have a job.
12:25Sheila's a no-show.
12:27She goes to this
12:28really rank bar,
12:30the fish tank.
12:31Sometimes they have raids
12:33and other stuff
12:34that can make you turdy.
12:36Do you think you can
12:37help me cram
12:38some French tonight?
12:39I don't want
12:40Mr. Dijon
12:41telling my mother
12:42I'm an imbecile.
12:43I thought we were going
12:44to the bronze tonight
12:45because of how you thought
12:46Angel might show.
12:47If he does
12:48and meets
12:49another nice girl,
12:50studying comes first.
12:52We're going to the bronze.
12:54I can study
12:55and party
12:57and do parent-teacher night
12:59and make my mother proud
13:00as long as I don't have to...
13:02Buffy.
13:03...fight vampires.
13:04There is nothing
13:05in the Chronicles
13:06but an extraneous lunar cycle.
13:09The Order
13:10never accurately calculated
13:11the Mesopotamian calendar.
13:14Rupert,
13:14you have got to read something
13:15that was published
13:16after 1066.
13:18Very funny.
13:18What's the up, guys?
13:20Well, um,
13:21Miss Callender
13:21has been researching more,
13:23surfing on her computer
13:25and she's...
13:26Well, according to her calculations,
13:28this Saturday
13:28is the night of St. Biggs.
13:30Let me guess.
13:31He didn't make balloon animals.
13:33Uh, he led a crusade
13:34of, of, uh, vampires.
13:37They swept through
13:38Hadassah, Haran
13:39and points east.
13:40And they didn't
13:41leave much behind.
13:42Well, if I survive
13:43parent-teacher night tomorrow,
13:45I'll see what I can do
13:46about Saturday.
13:48You're being a tad flip,
13:50don't you think?
13:51This is serious.
13:52And getting kicked out
13:53of school is laughs aplenty.
13:55You know what happens
13:56when you let your life
13:58interfere with your slaying.
14:00Okay, well,
14:01if my slaying
14:02doesn't get me
14:03expelled,
14:03then I promise
14:04my banner-making
14:05won't get me killed, okay?
14:07Just please
14:07let me get through
14:08this week.
14:09This Saturday's
14:10going to need
14:10a great deal
14:11of preparation.
14:12Well, we'll help.
14:14Yeah, I'll whittle stakes.
14:15And I can research stuff.
14:17And while I'm whittling,
14:18I plan to whistle
14:19a jaunty tune.
14:21Your help
14:22will be greatly appreciated,
14:24but when it comes
14:25to battle,
14:26Buffy must fight alone.
14:27You are,
14:27you are, after all,
14:28the slave.
14:29Mm.
14:31Slave...
14:32Slaves.
14:34You're all slaves
14:35to the television.
14:37Yes.
14:38Young people nowadays.
14:40Shall we go?
14:40Mm, let's.
14:41You wouldn't be
14:42helping Buffy
14:43and Sheila's place,
14:45would you?
14:46No.
14:47We're hindering.
14:49She ditched.
14:52Mm.
14:53I feel an expulsion
14:55coming on.
14:56No, no.
14:57Actually,
14:58Sheila's been helping
14:59us for hours.
15:00Um, she just
15:01went out
15:01to get some more
15:02paint.
15:09Oh!
15:10Oh, is there
15:11no more teal
15:12in the art room?
15:14I know you wanted
15:15everything to be
15:16perfect, but let's
15:17just go with
15:17what we have.
15:19Just make sure
15:20everything is
15:21perfect on Thursday.
15:27Thanks for covering.
15:29Guy's a serious
15:30rodent.
15:32No problem.
15:37Did you really
15:38burn down a school
15:39building one time?
15:40Um, well, not
15:43actually one time.
15:46Cool.
15:55Oh, is it wrong?
16:05Should I use the
16:07plural?
16:07No, but you said
16:09the cow should
16:10touch me from
16:11Thursday.
16:13Maybe that's what
16:14I was feeling.
16:15When you said it
16:16wrong.
16:18It was just
16:19stink.
16:20You're just not
16:21focused.
16:23It's angel message.
16:25Well, I didn't say
16:26for sure.
16:27It was a maybe
16:27see you there
16:28kind of deal.
16:30Guys, I'm all
16:31alone out there.
16:32Somebody has to
16:32dance with me.
16:33Well, we are
16:34studying.
16:35Come on, one day
16:36I've been studying
16:37only 12 minutes.
16:39No wonder my
16:40brain's fried.
16:42Come on.
16:43I did a stupid thing
16:59last night.
17:01I called you
17:04A moment of weakness
17:07No, not a moment
17:10More like
17:10three months
17:11of weakness
17:12I'm one step
17:14away
17:15From crashing
17:16to my knees
17:18One step
17:24away
17:25From spilling
17:26my guts
17:27Go get
17:50something
17:51Where's the
18:00phone
18:01I need to
18:02call the
18:02police
18:02There's some
18:03big guy out
18:04there trying
18:04to bite
18:05someone
18:05slay
18:22slay
18:23ye
18:24Get her
18:41out of here
18:41What a stick
18:44would be nice
18:45I don't need
19:08to wait
19:09for St.
19:09Vityus
19:10You're mine
19:12Spite
19:18Give me a hand
19:19Nice work
19:37Love
19:38Where are you?
19:42You'll find out
19:42on Saturday
19:43Happens on Saturday
19:46I kill you
19:49All right
20:07Which one's Dwayne
20:08and which one's Del
20:09Don't tell me
20:11Del
20:12some of the
20:13tattoos
20:13You guys
20:16weren't lying
20:17about having
20:17a Cadillac
20:18were you
20:18Cause I'm
20:20crazy
20:21about a cad
20:22Just the feel
20:23of the leather
20:24makes me
20:25wanna
20:25Where'd she
20:29go?
20:34What's going
20:35on?
20:35What's going
20:36on?
20:39Where are you?
20:43Where are you
20:43guys?
20:48Not funny
20:49Who are you?
20:54Who do you want
20:55me to be?
20:57Did you see?
20:59Those two losers
21:00who thought
21:01they were good
21:01enough for you
21:02What happened
21:04to you?
21:04They got
21:06sleepy
21:07Huh?
21:09And you
21:10got something
21:12a whole lot
21:14better
21:15Hey
21:19Wait up
21:21What's your name?
21:24Spike
21:29That's what the
21:31other vampire
21:31called me?
21:33It's a little
21:34unorthodox
21:35isn't it?
21:36Maybe he's
21:37reformed
21:37Perhaps he went
21:39by another
21:40name in
21:40times past
21:42Well whoever
21:44he is
21:44will need
21:44all the help
21:45we can get
21:45come this
21:46Saturday
21:46So this
21:47Night of
21:48St.
21:48Vigia
21:49Steel
21:49If they're
21:50gonna attack
21:51in force
21:51aren't we
21:52thinking
21:52vacation?
21:54We can't
21:54run
21:54That would
21:55be wrong
21:56Could we
21:57hide?
21:58I mean
21:58if that
21:59Spike guy
22:00is leading
22:00the attack
22:01he
22:01Well he
22:03can't be
22:03any worse
22:03than any
22:04other creature
22:05you faced
22:05he's worse
22:06Once he
22:09starts something
22:10he doesn't
22:10stop
22:11until
22:12everything
22:12in his
22:12path
22:13is dead
22:14So he's
22:16thorough
22:16goal oriented
22:17We were
22:20at the
22:20bronze
22:20before
22:21Thought you
22:22said you
22:23might
22:23chill
22:23You said
22:26you weren't
22:26sure if
22:26you were
22:27going
22:27I was
22:29being
22:29cool
22:30Come on
22:32you've been
22:32dating for
22:33what like
22:33200 years
22:34You don't
22:35know what
22:35a girl
22:36means
22:36when she
22:36says
22:37maybe
22:37she'll
22:37show
22:38Wow
22:39two
22:39centuries
22:40of
22:40dating
22:41If you
22:42only had
22:42two a year
22:43that's still
22:44like 400
22:44dates
22:45with 400
22:46different
22:46Why do
22:49they call
22:49it a
22:50mace?
22:50We
22:51do have
22:52slightly
22:52more
22:52urgent
22:53matters
22:54to discuss
22:54Yeah
22:55like
22:55keeping
22:56my mom
22:56away
22:56from
22:56principal
22:57Snyder
22:57tomorrow
22:58night
22:58Yeah
22:59not dying
22:59Saturday
23:00Angel
23:02do you
23:02know
23:02if this
23:03Spike
23:03fellow
23:03goes
23:04under
23:04any
23:04other
23:05name
23:05Okay
23:11that's
23:11it
23:11I'm
23:12putting
23:12a
23:12collar
23:12with
23:12a
23:13little
23:13bell
23:13on
23:13that
23:14guy
23:33security
23:34miss
23:35Edis
23:35speaks
23:36out
23:36of
23:36town
23:37she's
23:38a
23:39bad
23:39example
23:40and
23:41will
23:41have
23:41no
23:42cakes
23:42today
23:43darling are you going to eat something i'm not hungry i miss prague you nearly died in prague
23:55idiot mob this is the place for us the hell mouth will restore you put color in your cheeks
24:08metaphorically speaking and in a few weeks time the stars will align and smile down on us
24:18and then god this town will burn oh pretty
24:24they're preparing
24:32saint vidious is coming up should be a party you should go up with them and play true the boy
24:42doesn't trust you they follow him
24:47i think sometimes that all my hair will fall out and all people never happen
24:56all right i'll go up and get chenty with the fellas but you got to do me one favor
25:05eat something
25:10you see miss edith if you'd been good you could watch with the rest
25:19in three nights the unholy ones scourge themselves into fury
25:49culminating in a savage attack on the night of saint vidious does anybody remember when saturday
25:58night meant date night you sure don't oh parents start arriving in an hour okay so um parents are
26:05in place the lounge is comfy what am i forgetting punch punch i need punch my fingers are cramping
26:14how long have i been doing this three minutes so can i go now she doesn't need this many stakes
26:20i mean if this guy spike is as mean as you all said it should be over pretty quickly
26:25we're still all rooting for you on saturday i'd be there for you myself if i didn't have a leg wax
26:31you guys hold on the fort i'm punch bound
26:35no
26:49what kind of punch did you make uh lemonade i made it fresh and everything how much sugar did
27:05you use sure
27:07it's very good okay now all i have to do is keep my mother and snyder from crossing paths for the rest
27:19of the night hi miss somers hi willow hi honey did you uh do all this yeah um here have some lemonade
27:29right after willow shows you the library i have to stay here and host us right the library uh
27:38who knew uh giles and everyone is locked in their studying right french class it is
27:46is that your mother here oh oh sorry um yeah yeah i was gonna introduce you but um she wouldn't
27:58have said much you know she doesn't speak a word of english
28:02you know what is it
28:06oh
28:07giles has us locked up in that library working on your weapons even slaves get minimum wage
28:27what you're starting to look a little slagged what are you just skipping foundation entirely now
28:36cordelia i have at least three lives to contend with none of which really mesh
28:41it's kind of like oil and water and a third unmeshable thing yeah and i can see the oil
28:50is that your mom now that is a woman that knows how to moisturize did it like skip a generation
28:59well i believe that i have seen every classroom on campus
29:04and just as i get there all your teachers miraculously have stepped out oh oh
29:14um but you haven't seen the boiler room yet and you know that's really interesting what with the
29:19boiler being in the room and all
29:23hi i'm joyce summers i'm buffy's mother principal snyder
29:30i'm afraid we need to talk my office is down here
29:33katie look very happy but you did such a good job when they're done talking
29:49what my guess 10th high school reunion you'll still be grounded cordelia have some lemonade
29:59oh there you are there who is our new friend spike
30:11he's known as william the bloody and his nickname by torturing his victims with railroad spice
30:18well here's some good news he's barely 200 he's not even as old as angels
30:28oh that's a bad look right
30:35i think your suggestion of running away this saturday might have been a good one
30:41spike has fought two slayers in the last century and
30:45and he's coming back
31:01in the car now
31:15in the car now
31:29What can I say?
31:45Good might.
31:59Nobody gets out, especially the girl.
32:16Everybody this way, come on.
32:18Come on.
32:19Come on.
32:19What the hell?
32:37Spike, get your army.
32:39Look out.
32:40Look out.
32:44In here.
32:46Now.
32:49We cut the power.
33:13Nobody got out.
33:13And the slayer?
33:15Now, she either went that way or that way.
33:20I suck to others.
33:23You don't know?
33:24I'm a real kind of guy.
33:33You're too old to meet.
33:39But not to kill.
33:44I feel better.
33:45They've cut the fence.
33:51Wait a minute.
33:54There's an old boarded-up cellar behind the stacks.
33:57You can get out that way.
33:59Find Angel.
33:59He knows about Spike.
34:00We need him.
34:01No, I'm not going anywhere until another buffing with her, all right.
34:04No one will be all right unless we get some help.
34:06Who are those people?
34:12What do they want?
34:13I didn't get much of a look, but is there something wrong with their faces?
34:17I guess.
34:19PCP.
34:20It's a gang on PCP.
34:23We've got to get out of here.
34:25You can't go outside.
34:26They'll kill you.
34:27You don't tell me.
34:28I tell you.
34:31They will kill everybody in this room.
34:34Nobody goes out.
34:35Nobody comes in until I say so.
34:37Do you hear me?
34:39Who do you think you are?
34:42I learned that I was going to stop them.
34:46Buffy, are you crazy?
34:48Look, I know you've been accused of fighting and other things, but those guys are serious.
34:53You can't go out there.
34:54I know.
34:55That's why I'm going up there.
34:58Don't worry, Mom.
35:11Slayer.
35:16Ickity, kitty.
35:23I'll find one of your friends first.
35:26I'm going to suck them dry.
35:28And use their bones to bash your head in.
35:36Are you getting a word picture, yeah?
35:40Oh, God.
35:41Oh, God.
35:42Spike!
35:49Listen.
35:49Someone's in the ceiling.
36:06Hey, what are you doing?
36:08There are at least three vampires in that hall.
36:10God only knows how many others in the building.
36:13Listen.
36:13I am the watcher.
36:14I am responsible for her, and I have to go.
36:19Rupert!
36:22Be careful.
36:24Push these back as soon as I...
36:25Buffy.
36:32You're all right.
36:33How are the others?
36:37Principal Snyder, my mother, and four others are locked in the science room across the hall.
36:43Willow and Cordelia ran the other way.
36:46I don't know if they're...
36:48Where's Xander?
36:49He got out through the stacks.
36:51He's getting Angel.
36:52Good.
36:54Okay, I'm going to take the vamps out in the hall.
36:55After that, you get my mom and the others out the same way.
36:58Let me help you.
37:00Giles, my mother's in that room.
37:03If I don't make it out of here, I know you'll make sure she does.
37:06Bloody right, I will.
37:09Fair enough.
37:10What's your plan?
37:11Well, they split up to hold us here, so I'm going to take them one on one.
37:16Set them up and knock them down.
37:18Come on.
37:23Watch your back.
37:30Why don't you sit down?
37:33This is my school.
37:35What I say goes, and I say this is not happening.
37:39Well, then, I guess the danger's over.
37:42I'm not waiting for them to open the doors.
37:44I'm getting out.
37:45Don't be an idiot.
37:46I'm beginning to see a certain mother-daughter resemblance.
37:52No!
37:53Look, you heard what Buffy said.
37:55She's a student.
37:56Yes, you are.
38:09Leah, door's solid.
38:12Use your head.
38:14You called me!
38:35I did it!
38:36I did it!
38:36I did it!
38:54I did it!
38:56I did it!
38:58I did it!
38:58I did it!
39:00you know a lot about the spike guys so um you got a plan good plan
39:23i think he's gone he could come back
39:30what are we gonna do
39:32play
40:00hey inside the door i'm almost there
40:09buffy are you okay i'm fine mom
40:25buffy look at get out of here okay we'll be all right
40:29let's just hang on for one more minute until i tell you to open the door
40:33what have you been sorry i'm late there's some really weird guys outside
40:50shh yeah i know they're trying to kill us
40:55this should be fun
41:00angelus
41:14spike
41:17i taught you to always guard your perimeter
41:30you should have someone out there
41:33i did
41:34i'm surrounded by idiots
41:36what's new with you
41:38everything
41:39yeah come up against this slayer yet
41:42she's cute
41:43not too bright though
41:45gave the puppy dog
41:47i'm all tortured act
41:49keeps her off my back when i feed
41:52people still fall for that hen rice routine
41:58what a wolf
41:59i knew you were lying
42:01undead liar guy
42:04want a bite before we kill her
42:10stay behind me
42:15okay
42:28well
42:28i don't know
42:31you
42:35you
42:35you
42:36you
42:36you
42:38you
42:38you
42:39you
42:42Buffer in the boat!
43:07Mom, now!
43:08Come on, let's go.
43:09Here we go.
43:12Hurry!
43:13Get them out!
43:14You're coming, too.
43:15In a minute.
43:16Go!
43:17Buffy!
43:21Haven't seen you in the killing fields for an age.
43:24I'm not much for company.
43:26No, you never were.
43:28So, why are you so scared of this Slayer?
43:31Scared?
43:32Yeah.
43:33Time was, we would have taken her out in a heartbeat.
43:35Now, look at you.
43:37I mean, this torture thing is an act, right?
43:41You're not housebroken.
43:43I saw her kill the master.
43:46Hey, you think you can take her alone?
43:49Be my guest.
43:51I'll just feed and run.
43:52Don't be silly.
43:53We're all friends.
43:54We'll do it together.
43:55I'll scream to it.
43:56You think you can fool me?
43:57You were my sire, man.
43:58You were my Yoda.
43:59Things change.
44:00Not us.
44:01Not demons.
44:02Man, I can't believe this.
44:03You Uncle Tom.
44:05come on, people.
44:06rating.
44:07You're the children.
44:08Come on.
44:08Come on.
44:08Don't you sire.
44:09You think you can fool me?!
44:11You are my sire, man.
44:18You are my Yoda.
44:24Things change.
44:27Man, I can't believe this, you Uncle Tom!
44:33Come on, people!
44:35This isn't a spectator sport!
44:46Fee, fi, foe, fum.
44:51I smell the blood of a nice, ripe... girl.
45:01We really need weapons for this.
45:03I just like them.
45:06They make me feel all manly.
45:21The last slayer I killed...
45:25She begged for her life.
45:30You don't strike me as the begging kind.
45:36You shouldn't have come here.
45:38No.
45:40I messed up your doilies and stuff.
45:43But I just got so bored.
45:45I'll tell you what.
45:50As a personal favour, from me to you...
45:54I'll make it quick.
45:55It won't hurt a bit.
45:57No, Spike.
45:59It's gonna hurt a lot.
46:15No!
46:16No!
46:20Come on, people.
46:21This way.
46:45No!
46:55Now that hurt.
46:59Not as much as this will.
47:01You get the hell away from my daughter.
47:21Women!
47:32Nobody lays a hand on my little girl.
47:43Take care of this one.
47:52Well, Bob, it's over.
47:54They all got away.
47:57I got a body inside, and I got another one on the south lawn.
48:01Looks like he was pulled right through the window.
48:03I told him not to go through that window.
48:08Well, another wonderful, fun-filled evening.
48:12Yes.
48:14You know, I will understand if you decide to start avoiding me.
48:18So, when you gave him my neck to chew on, why didn't you clock him before he had a chance to clock you?
48:31I told you.
48:32I couldn't make the first move.
48:34I had to see if he was buying it or not.
48:37And if he bit me, what then?
48:39We would have known he bought it.
48:41Yeah, what's the deal with you being Spike's sire?
48:46What's a sire?
48:48I need to say something to the media people.
48:52So?
48:53So?
48:55So?
48:56You want the usual story?
48:58Gang-related PCP?
49:00But you have in mind the truth.
49:04Right.
49:07Gang-related PCP.
49:09So, what did you and Principal Snyder talk about it anyway?
49:16Principal Snyder said you were a troublemaker.
49:21And I could care less.
49:24I have a daughter who can take care of herself.
49:28Who's brave and resourceful and thinks of others in a crisis.
49:32No matter who you hang out with or what dumb teenage stuff you think you need to do.
49:39I'm gonna sleep better knowing all that.
49:44But how long till this wears off and you start ragging on me again?
49:49Well, at least a week and a half.
49:52Very cool.
49:53Cool.
50:01And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again.
50:08Unless they really deserve it.
50:11Or if it's that time of the month.
50:13In which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible.
50:18Ask for some aspirin.
50:19And can you please send some aspirin?
50:22Hey.
50:35Spike.
50:37Did she hurt you?
50:39It was close, baby, but...
50:41Oh, come in.
50:42A slayer with family and friends.
50:48That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
50:51You'll kill her.
50:53And then we'll have a nice celebration.
50:56Yeah, a party.
50:58Yeah, with streamers.
51:00And souls.
51:03How's the annoying one?
51:05He doesn't wanna play.
51:08Figures.
51:10Well...
51:12Suppose I better go make nice.
51:26You failed.
51:28I, um...
51:29I offer penance.
51:31Penance?
51:33You should lay down your life.
51:35Our numbers are depleted.
51:37The feast of St. Vigis has been ruined by your impatience.
51:41I was rash.
51:43And if I had to do it all over again...
51:48Who am I kidding?
51:50Are you kidding?
51:53I would do it exactly the same...
51:57Only I'd do this...
51:59No!
52:00From now on...
52:01We're gonna have a little less ritual...
52:07And a little more fun...
52:10Around here.
52:11Aaaaaah!
52:12Aaaaaah!
52:13Aaaaaah!
52:14Aaaaaah!
52:15ры DD
52:24Because of now on...
52:25We're gonna have a little less ritual...
52:28And a little more fun.
52:30Around here.
52:31Let's see what's on TV.