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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30What's going on?
00:00:35You have succeeded in the system.
00:00:37You are now going to go through the fire.
00:00:46Where are you?
00:00:48Help me!
00:00:50You are so tired.
00:00:58Go!
00:00:59You are so tired.
00:00:59You are so tired.
00:01:00Go!
00:01:01Go!
00:01:02Go!
00:01:03Go!
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00:01:12Thank you, Su主!
00:01:13You managed to reach the燕巢.
00:01:14You managed to finish the main task.
00:01:15If the Su主 will change the main task in the entire year,
00:01:18The pain to the re-and-mortem queen will be the queen.
00:01:23The queen will be killed.
00:01:25This is your queen's army?
00:01:31You know, you are supposed to be forced to go to the queen.
00:01:35The queen will be forced to take a king for you to go to the queen.
00:01:38If you want to go, it will be the queen who never tells us.
00:01:42You will catch the queen for both of those.
00:01:48女儿啊 您好不容易才把雪凶的 answered 请到家里
00:01:52一万一死了 我们留家可就全完了呀
00:01:55老爷实在不行 您还是去求皇上收回成命吧
00:02:00嘿嘿嘿 收回成命 你说的轻松呀
00:02:05那后宫可是吃人不透骨头的地方了
00:02:09就算女儿能当上皇后 她也只能失去自由
00:02:12在后宫孤独苦玩一生啊
00:02:16Mother?
00:02:18This is the king of the queen of the queen.
00:02:21I must go!
00:02:24I have to go!
00:02:25I want to go to the queen of the queen.
00:02:27Ease the queen of the queen.
00:02:31Ease the queen?
00:02:32Ease the queen.
00:02:34I did not choose any queen.
00:02:37She is a queen of the queen.
00:02:40Who is she?
00:02:42What about the queen of the queen?
00:02:44You...
00:02:45Oh my lord.
00:02:47Look at her.
00:02:49She looks like a big boy.
00:02:51The girl said she said she said she said she was on the floor.
00:02:55She said she was on the floor.
00:02:57I'm on the floor.
00:02:58I'll tell you, this lady's old girl is on the floor.
00:03:02The man said,
00:03:04I'm a great lord.
00:03:07You're a great lord.
00:03:09You're a great lord.
00:03:11What's the lord?
00:03:13I'm going to play the games and I'm ready to play the games.
00:03:27I don't know, I'm going to play the game with a lot of fun.
00:03:33It's not good for the music, but I still need to do a few things.
00:03:41But I still need to do some clothes.
00:03:46Yes!
00:03:52It's a good thing!
00:03:54Let's go!
00:03:55Let's go!
00:03:56I'm not sure how much I can do that.
00:04:01According to the people of the Lord,
00:04:03the Lord is going to die again.
00:04:05The Lord is going to die.
00:04:07Even the Lord will be so blessed.
00:04:10Little Dunges,
00:04:13the women of the women are all prepared?
00:04:17I am prepared.
00:04:18The women are prepared for the women.
00:04:20The women will be prepared for the women.
00:04:26小姐
00:04:30这种衣服真的能登上选秀台吗
00:04:33会不会有伤风俗啊
00:04:35放心吧
00:04:36这些衣服放在现在那都是很扎裂的
00:04:39而且就让那些土包子们长长见识
00:04:42可是光靠这几件衣服
00:04:45我没有怎样才能让人眼前一亮
00:04:47一举多亏啊
00:04:48这样吧
00:04:51你们一会儿去帮我找四个女孩
00:04:53我来教他们办法
00:04:54你们呢 就负责给我奏乐
00:04:57明天
00:04:58我要让他们看看本小姐
00:05:00是怎么登临后卫
00:05:03未来以天下的
00:05:12下一位
00:05:20让一让 让一让
00:05:21我教你们的动作啊
00:05:24都记住了
00:05:25都记住了
00:05:26让开双手
00:05:31不安检了
00:05:33我等我等
00:05:34什么检
00:05:35莫非是你带了剪刀进攻不成
00:05:38啊 我
00:05:39嗯
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00:05:42这
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00:05:46大家别紧张
00:05:48众所周知
00:05:49我柳如烟本来就对夜里一道十分精通
00:05:52这是我演奏乐器带的工具
00:05:54这很合理吧
00:05:56啊
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00:06:02嗯
00:06:02正如我刚才所说
00:06:04我演奏乐器随身带一些工具
00:06:07这很合逻辑的吧
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00:06:13If I have no idea what?
00:06:23The other thing I saw is that you can't do is learn cards.
00:06:25Not even learn your skills,
00:06:27you can learn more about magic.
00:06:29If you want to choose something,
00:06:30then you'll come back to a plane.
00:06:33That's it.
00:06:34That's it.
00:06:35You don't say it's to be able to play in the tournament.
00:06:38I'm afraid you'll even go around the worldลง.
00:06:41You can't choose it, but you can't choose it.
00:06:48You can't choose it, but you can't choose it.
00:06:53You have a lot of confidence.
00:06:55Can you tell us?
00:06:57You!
00:06:59You!
00:07:00You!
00:07:01You!
00:07:02You!
00:07:03You!
00:07:04Can you tell us who we are?
00:07:06When you do, please.
00:07:11The Lord has formed the master of the throne.
00:07:13How can you do it?
00:07:14The vampires is all equal to hang out to the throne.
00:07:16If you don't all agree, you're going to go to the throne.
00:07:18If you know that you have not yet started,
00:07:20you will never be able to begin all.
00:07:22How do you choose the little girl?
00:07:25What do you mean?
00:07:29Today is the birth of the daughter's daughter.
00:07:32How do you think they're all in us?
00:07:34Let's get this.
00:07:35Do you want to choose to find the best place to find a place?
00:07:39If you want to see them again, they will be judged by others.
00:07:43You will never forgive.
00:07:45Yes.
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00:08:00Yes.
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00:08:02Yes.
00:08:03Yes.
00:08:04Let's go to the stage for the stage.
00:08:06Two hours later,
00:08:08let's go to the stage.
00:08:16Let's go.
00:08:17Where is the stage?
00:08:18Where is the stage?
00:08:19Today,
00:08:20let's take a look at the stage.
00:08:26Let's go to the stage.
00:08:35Let's go.
00:08:44This lady looks pretty good.
00:08:45This lady looks like the taste of the lady.
00:08:47It's about if she is still eating the savory leaves.
00:08:50If she wants to get back to the 1980s,
00:08:52she would have eaten the savory leaves.
00:08:54Come on.
00:08:56Let's go.
00:09:04Let's go.
00:09:34The first time I was born in the first place,
00:09:36especially the dance.
00:09:37The dance was the best.
00:09:38That's good.
00:09:41What kind of dance was this dance?
00:09:43What could it be?
00:09:45That's so good.
00:09:59Lord,
00:10:00you are the daughter of the赵将军.
00:10:02Selah, he was born until he was born,
00:10:04when he's born, he's become vows,
00:10:06and he's become vows.
00:10:08Hmm.
00:10:09He's so soft.
00:10:16This means?
00:10:17It's like a really weird kind of,
00:10:19but we never heard the song so far.
00:10:27Well,
00:10:28well.
00:10:32It's finally coming to me.
00:10:36Lord, this is the king of the柳侍郎.
00:10:46Lord, this is the king of the柳侍郎,柳侍郎.
00:10:51怪怪, this is the king of the柳侍郎.
00:10:54It doesn't matter how much it is, and it doesn't matter how much it is.
00:10:56This king of the選秀旨 is how to send her to柳家 to the柳家?
00:11:00Yes, in this case, this tale of the chosen Man sedan,
00:11:05in the oppro
00:11:07by the�
00:11:21Who said this woman is not a royal child!
00:11:23He is three and been up Ask them,
00:11:26five years after Dr.
00:11:27You know his child is a queen
00:11:29懂什麼音律啊?
00:11:30徐姐姐說的是的
00:11:32這柳如焉十歲之前
00:11:34大字不失一個
00:11:35成而令武刀弄敲的
00:11:37哪有壹打大家歸秀的樣子
00:11:38兩位小姐所言即是
00:11:40若非皇上看在你父親的面子
00:11:43莫說這選秀
00:11:44你一個粗鄙之人
00:11:46就連這宮門也進不來吧
00:11:49這柳如焉
00:11:50情不同音律
00:11:54皇上
00:11:55柳侍郎為了讓柳如焉參選秀人
00:11:58The
00:12:02皇上
00:12:15皇上
00:12:17爹 快起來
00:12:18皇上
00:12:20此事與我爹無關
00:12:22既然我柳如燕來了
00:12:23我必定會讓皇上您大飽眼督
00:12:25逆開眼界
00:12:26What is it?
00:12:27A big smile.
00:12:28A big smile.
00:12:29A big smile.
00:12:30A big smile.
00:12:31We are going to see you today
00:12:33How did you face the king's face?
00:12:35How did you face the king's face?
00:12:38A face?
00:12:40I will see you today.
00:12:41Who is the real face?
00:12:43I will see you in the face.
00:12:45What is the real music?
00:12:48The music.
00:12:49Let's go.
00:12:51Music.
00:12:56Oh my God, thank you.
00:13:02Let's go.
00:13:03You have the showing.
00:13:04A big smile.
00:13:05I've seen you.
00:13:06A big smile.
00:13:07A big smile.
00:13:08A big smile.
00:13:09A big smile.
00:13:10A big smile.
00:13:11There are no people that equally weak.
00:13:13Who has been the dream?
00:13:14A big smile.
00:13:15What happened?
00:13:16I've never seen it.
00:13:18The dancing.
00:13:19And the dancing.
00:13:20It has become amazing.
00:13:21This is the pure wow.
00:13:23There are no moments of mystery.
00:13:24What is this?
00:13:25Do you think the world is beautiful.
00:13:26Do you still have this kind of clothing?
00:13:28Let's go!
00:13:29Music!
00:13:44This guy is trying to play with what kind of花藥 is?
00:13:46How do you think it's not a good idea?
00:13:56Let's go!
00:13:58Music!
00:14:08Let's go!
00:14:10Let's go!
00:14:20What is this?
00:14:22I've never seen this.
00:14:24I've never seen this before.
00:14:26And this music.
00:14:28It's so strange.
00:14:30What?
00:14:32This is the world.
00:14:34Let's go!
00:14:36Music!
00:14:50What are you talking about?
00:14:52I've never seen this before.
00:14:54I've never seen this before.
00:14:56I've never seen this before.
00:14:58I've never seen this before.
00:15:00You know?
00:15:02This song is the same one
00:15:13It was so sad to me
00:15:21I bet that this time
00:15:23You are so sad to see
00:15:28Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
00:15:58Okay.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Okay.
00:16:01Okay.
00:16:05Lord, my performance is called a dance.
00:16:08You can call me a DJ.
00:16:10A dance.
00:16:11DJ?
00:16:12I don't understand.
00:16:13But I can feel the music and the music.
00:16:16It's a strong music.
00:16:18It's a great song.
00:16:20Good.
00:16:21I'm a good singer.
00:16:23I'm a good singer.
00:16:24I'm a good singer.
00:16:25I'm a good singer.
00:16:26Oh my god.
00:16:29I'm a good singer.
00:16:30You must sing such a big song.
00:16:32How much do you know?
00:16:33How much do you like?
00:16:34I was wearing a very bad dress without wearing so dark.
00:16:36Such a bigić leopard and a cute look.
00:16:38How much do you like?
00:16:39I'm sure.
00:16:40My point is,
00:16:41you know what?
00:16:42Phlox.
00:16:44He made these DJs Berg's dance moves.
00:16:45It's a bad person.
00:16:46He was still with the Rasgy together.
00:16:48How long has all of these people learned?
00:16:50How long did you think?
00:16:51How long did she go?
00:16:52If you didn't even know that,
00:16:53My point is done.
00:16:54I can't play that much.
00:16:55At the time you say that I don't care about you,
00:16:57but now you say that I don't care about you.
00:16:59If you want to say something else,
00:17:01you'll be careful with the microphone.
00:17:03You...
00:17:04This柳如烟...
00:17:06It's true.
00:17:07It's not the same.
00:17:08It's not the same.
00:17:10Father,
00:17:12I thought this柳如烟
00:17:15is the king of the king of the king.
00:17:17It's not the king of the king.
00:17:18It's not the king of the king.
00:17:20It's not the king of the king.
00:17:22It's the king of the king.
00:17:23It said that.
00:17:25Our king of the king has possessed the empire,
00:17:28but,
00:17:28you know this woman.
00:17:30Don't accept those people.
00:17:31You don't care.
00:17:33Let's transcend these women.
00:17:36Father,
00:17:37The capital of the king is a ton of large flames.
00:17:39But his emperor,
00:17:41the king is a king and one não'T said that to whom to laugh.
00:17:47Your king will know where there is a loss,
00:17:48etc is discovered.
00:17:50You must be冤ited to considerующ los of the king
00:18:21If you have any sense, worry about you.
00:18:22It is a bad joke that is good by the throne,
00:18:24peace be upon you,
00:18:25but should it give someone eyes to you.
00:18:27Also,
00:18:28there is no more prophecy,
00:18:30Mr. Holtz and its head will lurk.
00:18:32So...
00:18:34With this,
00:18:35The throne is Dream Rose in the lead
00:18:37to be part of the throne.
00:18:39He is standing around with his soul,
00:18:40and it's the glory of our son.
00:18:42I need to be起 said to him the throne.
00:18:43I hope it is,
00:18:44in order to finish up my throne.
00:18:46My throne is coming.
00:18:47I'm here for you.
00:18:48柳侍郎之女,贤良淑德,慎悦朕心,而今后卫空缺,朕决定。
00:18:58难道说我女儿真能当上皇后了?
00:19:01不会吧,是柳烟,是这么好约?
00:19:06朕决定,特封柳竹烟,为我大烟火。
00:19:10慢着。
00:19:13朕决定,特封柳竹烟,为我大烟火。
00:19:17慢着。
00:19:18母后,您怎么来了?
00:19:26哀家岂能不来,封后一世非同凡响,岂是一场雪秀就能定下来的。
00:19:35她柳如烟不过会了点奇迹引巧罢了,若因此就将她封后,日后会落人话语地遭天下人耻笑。
00:19:46太后生命。
00:19:47太后生命。
00:19:48太后生命。
00:19:49不是吧,你的呢?眼看着我就能当上皇后了,就是从哪儿逃出我的老了?
00:19:54哼。
00:19:56母后,这……
00:19:57要成为我大烟国的皇后,不仅要有统领后宫的能力,也要有母仪天下的本事。
00:20:04以她柳如烟现在的表现,以哀家所见。
00:20:09顶多封个嫔妃。
00:20:11柳如烟刚进宫就被封后,确实有些操事获死,军事就有母后在旁所了。
00:20:17看来封后一世,只能暂停了。
00:20:20既如此,朕册封柳如烟为淑妃,赐长信宫。
00:20:25这饼烟究竟有什么?
00:20:27连皇太后的开口,皇上还是将她分为了妃子,还住在长信宫。
00:20:32望淑妃贤良淑德,早是做到,以得配位。
00:20:37对对对,谢皇上恩典,臣妾谨记于心。
00:20:42这也太好吃了。
00:20:47真好吃,真好吃。
00:20:50眼看就要成功了。
00:20:54谁能想到老娘想到皇后还得搞定那个死偶太婆。
00:20:58不过没事,这点小事儿难不住的。
00:21:01谢老,你给我找点那个。
00:21:03宿主,你还是自己挑吧。
00:21:06丝袜?
00:21:15还是性感的一样。
00:21:17不行,这些东西老婆都穿不上。
00:21:20这也行啊。
00:21:29是问哪个女人能抵挡重返青春的魅力呢?
00:21:33有了这护肤品,那老妖婆还不得把我捧到天上啊。
00:21:43管我护肤品也不行,还能有美容仪啊。
00:21:46还能有美容仪啊。
00:21:55啊?
00:21:56这台美容仪正好还是太阳能的。
00:21:59小姐,您都是从哪儿弄出来的这些东西啊?
00:22:01这些啊,你们都不用管了。
00:22:03你们只需要知道,本小姐马上就要登上后卫母一天下了。
00:22:10事不宜迟,我现在就是赶紧搞定的老妖婆了。
00:22:16小姐,小姐,小姐。
00:22:18太后娘娘。
00:22:20太后娘娘。
00:22:22太后娘娘。
00:22:24太后娘娘。
00:22:26太后娘娘,您急下。
00:22:28又是你这个不知礼数的淑妃。
00:22:31你可趁早死了这条心吧。
00:22:34就算你再怎么跟哀家求情,讨好哀家。
00:22:38哀家也不可能让你这么一个家族势力单薄,
00:22:42只会耍弄奇迹饮巧的人,当上皇后的。
00:22:45这老妖婆果然没那么好对付。
00:22:48好在我早有准备。
00:22:50太后娘娘,您误会了。
00:22:52臣妾啊,是偶德宝贝,特来献与您。
00:22:56宝贝?
00:22:58你能有什么宝贝?
00:23:00太后娘娘。
00:23:02我带您尝试一下,您就知道了。
00:23:04这俗话说,想变美,首先面膜,脸上短。
00:23:10毕竟咱们女人上了年纪啊,
00:23:12这脸部皮肤就会干扁,
00:23:14肤质也会逐渐暗沉。
00:23:16最后皱纹满布,彻底变成黄脸婆。
00:23:20面膜?
00:23:22那是何物啊?
00:23:24不过,哀家自从上了年纪以后,
00:23:26这脸上的肌肤真是一日不如一日。
00:23:30但就算太医院的那些太医们,
00:23:32也无法抵抗衰老。
00:23:34你一个刚入宫的嫔妃,又有什么法子?
00:23:38来对了,我就知道没有女人能拒绝变美的诱惑。
00:23:42我堂堂娱乐听后在美容上的噪音, 早就出声认误了。
00:23:48今天就让这老太婆狠狠狠的震撼一下。
00:23:52太后娘娘,
00:23:54您请看。
00:23:56这种面膜,不但能美白淡斑,
00:23:58让您的肌肤发光发亮。
00:24:00它还拥有天然植物精寸,
00:24:02可以深层清洁,
00:24:04排出毛口污垢。
00:24:06再搭配上我这美容肌,
00:24:08运用超导入技术,
00:24:10我保证让您脸上的皮肤重现紧致和风淡,
00:24:14让您脸上的时光暂停。
00:24:16这,
00:24:18这有这么神奇吗?
00:24:19那当然了。
00:24:20太后娘娘,
00:24:21您随我进屋,
00:24:22我带您体验一下。
00:24:24太后娘娘,
00:24:25您随我进屋,
00:24:26我带您体验一下。
00:24:29甜丝丝,
00:24:41软乎乎,
00:24:43可真舒服呀。
00:24:45就这一会儿的功夫,
00:24:47哀家就觉得自己的脸都滋热了不少呢。
00:24:51哎呀,
00:24:52这才哪儿到哪儿啊,
00:24:54太后娘娘。
00:24:55我呀,
00:24:56要把您从头到脚彻彻底底的打造一番,
00:24:58让您与现代接轨。
00:25:00美如美放,
00:25:01全身衣服搭配那都得跟上。
00:25:03等到全部做完了呀,
00:25:05我保准您,
00:25:07焕然一新。
00:25:09焕然一新。
00:25:11太后娘娘。
00:25:21全身改造计划,
00:25:23开始。
00:25:24开始。
00:25:36你怎么也来了。
00:25:37你怎么也来了。
00:25:39哟,
00:25:40哟,
00:25:41这不是杰平吗?
00:25:42还真是来得够凑巧的。
00:25:44你这是给太后娘娘备了什么礼啊?
00:25:47宋文太后娘娘喜好吃斋礼佛。
00:25:50所以,
00:25:51特此备了一尊流离玉佛。
00:25:54不知,
00:25:55能否像许姐弟一样,
00:25:56活得太后娘娘开心呢?
00:25:58杰平说笑了。
00:26:00我这东海夜明珠,
00:26:03虽说彩字千年老荡,
00:26:05尺寸也是举世无双。
00:26:08但也未必能比得上你的心意呀。
00:26:15此处只有你我二人,
00:26:16许姐弟不必如此装模作样。
00:26:18日后,
00:26:19无论你我二人谁能拨得太后娘娘恩主,
00:26:22那柳如烟都是我们共同的敌人。
00:26:25这是自然。
00:26:26那柳如烟屡次对本小姐不够?
00:26:29还妄想跟本小姐争夺后卫,
00:26:32简直痴人说梦。
00:26:34当本小姐一招得势,
00:26:36第一个对付的就是她。
00:26:44太后娘娘,
00:26:45臣妾极贫,
00:26:46来给你请安了。
00:26:48烫了,
00:26:49烫了,
00:26:50烫了,
00:26:51柳如烟,
00:26:52你小心点,
00:26:53别烫到阿姨家了。
00:26:54你们还在等什么?
00:26:55她柳如烟分明是在里面对皇太后不敬,
00:26:58还不赶紧进去将近拿下。
00:27:01这,
00:27:15这成何体统啊?
00:27:16柳如烟,
00:27:17你找死。
00:27:18柳如烟,
00:27:19你好大的胆子。
00:27:20居然敢在太后娘娘头上动土。
00:27:23你们,
00:27:24把她拿下。
00:27:25都给我住手。
00:27:35舒服,
00:27:36真是太舒服了。
00:27:38柳如烟啊,
00:27:40那些护肤品,
00:27:42面膜什么的,
00:27:43果真了得呀。
00:27:45哀家用完,
00:27:46感觉自己年轻了十几岁了。
00:27:49现在哀家还是期待你那个软发了。
00:27:52面膜?
00:27:53护肤品?
00:27:55那是什么东西?
00:27:57那咱们继续。
00:27:58嗯。
00:28:00太后娘娘,
00:28:01只要您喜欢就好,
00:28:03以后臣妾天天给您做面膜。
00:28:12笑了,
00:28:13只要我柳如烟想,
00:28:14就没有我搞不停的人。
00:28:16你们还有事吗?
00:28:17没事就赶紧出去,
00:28:18别当我哀家做头发。
00:28:27太后娘娘,
00:28:28听闻你喜好周宝。
00:28:29臣妾特寻来东海的夜明珠献给你
00:28:32太后娘娘 臣妾还特意为你寻来了琉璃玉佛呢
00:28:37就这一点小事你们竟也敢耽误我做头发
00:28:42赶紧给我出去
00:28:47都给我出去 赶快给我出去
00:28:52都出去 太后娘娘 那她呢
00:28:56没听懂哀家说话吗
00:29:00出去呀
00:29:03消消气 我们继续
00:29:13这里如烟怎么这么多花样啊
00:29:19刚搞了个摇滚迷惑的皇上
00:29:21现在又长出什么 面膜 护肤品
00:29:25还有染饭
00:29:27看太后娘娘把她宝贝了
00:29:29行
00:29:30柳如烟 你给我等着
00:29:34北域收成短缺
00:29:36大批百姓十不果腹
00:29:38如今已形成匪患 祸乱北域
00:29:41你们却无忌可施 那真叫你们有何用
00:29:45皇上 不如微臣领兵北上 一举青角匪患
00:29:49不可
00:29:50说是匪患 实是百姓
00:29:53正所谓水能载舟 已能覆舟
00:29:56已能覆舟
00:29:58这北域收成短缺 乃是天灾
00:30:00但火朝未能及时援助 乃是人祸
00:30:05若在派兵镇压 难免会彻底失去了明心
00:30:10此事我不同意
00:30:12我不同意
00:30:13少人也别伤开啊
00:30:15够了
00:30:17这也不行 那也不行
00:30:20难道要让那匪患即使壮大不成
00:30:23皇上
00:30:24神记得先帝在世之时
00:30:27太后娘娘才和先帝一同御驾亲争
00:30:32那得北域匪患抱头熟穿 且善后有肚
00:30:37此事是否请太后娘娘一同前帝
00:30:41一同参乡
00:30:43有理
00:30:45小灯子
00:30:46快带朕去请母后
00:30:48喳
00:30:49哼
00:30:50哼
00:30:51哼
00:30:52哼
00:30:53哼
00:30:54哼
00:30:55哼
00:30:56哼
00:30:57哼
00:30:58哼
00:30:59哼
00:31:00哼
00:31:01哼
00:31:02哼
00:31:03哼
00:31:04哼
00:31:05哼
00:31:06哼
00:31:07哼
00:31:08哼
00:31:09哼
00:31:10哼
00:31:13哼
00:31:14哼
00:31:15哼
00:31:16哼
00:31:17哼
00:31:18哼
00:31:19哼
00:31:20哼
00:31:21雷气十足,那些杂志上的模特跟您比差远了。
00:31:25哀家也觉得现在神采异,有着往日不曾有过的风采,尤其这脸蛋嫩的,能下出水来。
00:31:37这个都是如烟你的功劳。
00:31:41哎呀,那是您天生劣志,正气着和霸醒都只是个陪衬罢了。
00:31:46太后娘娘,皇上特请您到乾清宫一去。
00:31:52皇上?正好如烟也在,就陪哀家去走一趟吧。
00:31:59好嘞。
00:32:01徐丞相,既是匪患,又谈何百姓。
00:32:06以我看,简直就是一群刁民。
00:32:09如不清巧,反而在这儿谈什么策略,简直可笑。
00:32:15赵将军,这治国如果都像你所说的这么简单,那要我们文官何用啊?
00:32:24行了。
00:32:25飞患一世非同小可,必须施出万臣之策。
00:32:28太后娘娘驾到。
00:32:30太后娘娘驾到。
00:32:32太后娘娘?
00:32:35啊?
00:32:38啊!
00:32:38啊!
00:32:40啊!
00:32:40啊!
00:32:43是啊!
00:32:44是太后嗎?
00:32:45啊!
00:32:45啊!
00:32:46看, 看, 这...
00:32:47那也穿着 แ佐!
00:32:48如此暴露合运, 吧!
00:32:54这还是太后娘娘吗?
00:32:55这衣服, 金发?
00:32:57我怎么感觉她年轻了二十岁?
00:32:59太后娘娘年岁已高...
00:33:01浅几浅践的老人家的时候...
00:33:03还满容憔悴的样子。
00:33:05现在却水灵了三个小姑娘 清楚包子 我得如烟一出手 绝不会再有成女人和狼女人 这是什么意思啊 母后 您这一身是 都是如烟的手笔 他不但用护肤品给哀家做了面膜 还被哀家打造了这一头秀丽的金发 这是哀家这些年第一次感觉到青春的壮丽
00:33:35难怪,难怪啊,数此神仙手段,除了淑妃,这实在是想不到,这宫中还有谁能做到了,只是母后,今日贸然请您前来,时事有件大事。
00:33:52说吧,哀家今日高兴,百无禁忌,但说无妨。
00:34:05回禀太后娘娘,北日粮食短缺,百姓民不聊称,已然造成了匪婚,这文武百官束手无策,还望太后娘娘提点一二。
00:34:20望太后娘娘提点一二。
00:34:26先大开国库,广部粮仓皆寄灾民,再派兵镇压,转硬兼施。
00:34:33若食能果腹,谁又愿意落草为寇?
00:34:38对啊,对啊,此等妙计,我怎么就没想出来呢?
00:34:42此计,既负了民心,又从根本上打击的匪患,一举两得。
00:34:47太后娘娘应名啊!
00:34:49太后娘娘应名啊!
00:34:51应名啊!
00:34:53都起来吧!
00:34:55谢太后娘娘!
00:34:59要谢,你们就谢谢如烟吧!
00:35:01先帝三令五身,后宫不得干政。
00:35:05若不是今日,如烟让哀家这番开心,哀家也不会果断前来。
00:35:12不过话说到这儿了,哀家认为,今后国之大计,能者皆可提之。
00:35:20那就依母后所言。
00:35:22太后娘娘,又名名了!
00:35:24嗯。
00:35:26柳如烟啊,柳如烟,你究竟还有多少惊喜是朕不知道的?你到底是何方神兽?
00:35:33柳如烟啊,你这按摩的手法真是闻所未闻。
00:35:46手指翻飞之间,就能恰到好处地捏到哀家的酸软疼痛部位。
00:35:51那些太医院的饭桶们都垂涎不移啊。
00:35:55这都是如烟的荣幸啊,太后娘娘,因为您仁慈宽厚,如烟啊,才有这种能侍奉您的机会。
00:36:02至于太医院嘛,我会挑个时间送一份教程过去。
00:36:07根据哀家的观察,你这孩子当真是心系天下,又乖巧懂事。
00:36:14以我大烟的规矩啊,如今的你就算封为我大烟桃的皇子。
00:36:18又来了,我柳如烟灯离后为母一天下的时刻,终于要来了。
00:36:24哎哟,哎哟,虽说这些日子,你帮阿姨家恢复了些许青春,但人老了,还是不得不扶老啊,就这只老骨头,稍微动一下就疼得呲牙叠嘴。
00:36:38不是嘛,你这么重要的话怎么都说一半呢,不行。
00:36:42哎哟,娘娘,依臣妾所看,你这是锻炼太少所吃。
00:36:47只要勤家练习,再年轻个十几岁,完全不是问题。
00:36:51什么?怎么说,你是不是想到什么好玩的东西了?
00:36:55快说快说。
00:37:03太后娘娘,您年纪大了,健身恐怕是不太行,但是我可以带您跳广场舞陈练啊。
00:37:10广场舞?陈练?
00:37:12不知道太后娘娘为什么要让我们一大早就站在这里,还穿成这样,这,这成何体统啊。
00:37:22听说啊,是那初飞娘娘向太后娘娘进言。
00:37:26说让我们一起跳广场舞?陈练?陈练?
00:37:31没错,就是陈练。
00:37:33哎呀,师兄啊,如今柳如烟这么快已经得到太后娘娘的恩宠。
00:37:51若我们再让她得失,你我二人的女儿以后在宫中该如何行动?
00:37:58慌什么?看柳如烟再厉害,不过是个妇人罢,你我可是朝堂中人,大烟的公骨之臣。
00:38:06难道,还怕她一个柳如烟不成吗?
00:38:13但说了,她柳如烟现在招数已然用尽,再也没有什么新花样。
00:38:19看我今日,弹劾她身躯后空,护正业。
00:38:23护正业。
00:38:25好。
00:38:26皇上驾到。
00:38:28皇上。
00:38:35吾皇万岁万岁万万岁。
00:38:38平身吧,诸位爱心。
00:38:40谢陛下。
00:38:42今日早朝,有何要事商议?
00:38:46万岁。
00:38:47这。
00:38:48这。
00:38:50皇上,声音好像是从太后娘娘的长乐宫中传出的。
00:38:57皇上,声音好像是从太后娘娘的长乐宫中传出的。
00:39:00母后宫中,难道又是柳如烟在搞什么新花样?
00:39:05长乐宫?
00:39:08长乐宫?
00:39:09长乐宫?
00:39:10这。
00:39:11这是什么样子。
00:39:12定神的柳如烟,又带着太后娘娘,
00:39:17长一些乱七八糟的东西。
00:39:20花肉去丑的玩意儿。
00:39:22皇上,
00:39:23臣以为,
00:39:24柳如烟此举,
00:39:26是祸乱后宫,
00:39:27必须加以严查。
00:39:28皇上,
00:39:29臣。
00:39:30都随臣去看了,
00:39:32到底是怎么一回事。
00:39:35臣妾拜见皇上。
00:39:38臣妾拜见皇上。
00:39:42免礼免礼。
00:39:43兴礼。
00:39:44兴礼。
00:39:45兴礼。
00:39:46母后者宫中,
00:39:47到底是怎么呢?
00:39:48未回一大早,
00:39:49就传出如此大的月。
00:39:50皇上,
00:39:51臣妾实在难以言议。
00:39:53您还是自己看吧。
00:39:57嗯。
00:39:58嗯。
00:39:59Happy birthday.
00:40:00什至今。
00:40:01这,
00:40:04陈和其统啊,
00:40:05这简直不闹。
00:40:06皇上,
00:40:07臣妾要告发柳如烟、
00:40:08破乱后宫,
00:40:10未不容中。
00:40:11别离了一场月。
00:40:12此时不吵了一场月。
00:40:13这简直不闹。
00:40:14皇上,
00:40:15臣妾要告发柳如烟,
00:40:16破烂后宫。
00:40:17未不容忠。
00:40:18股不容忠。
00:40:19天妾、
00:40:20就是竣妾。
00:40:21堰,
00:40:22宫归至云,
00:40:23龄妾不得幸苦自莽。
00:40:26怎么能去神面。
00:40:29皇上您看,她流入烟举止轻浮,还带着太后娘娘做这些无礼之事,简直最无可恕。
00:40:39哇,您俩在这儿脸正欢转呢?
00:40:43看看,你们都看看,村女屡屡屡恢,放肆不回,且如今,葛事带着皇太后做出如此有种斯文之事,实在是后宫之耻,和大人之耻啊!
00:40:58没错,柳如燕她长着自己有点小聪明,就不知道从哪儿搞了些宝贝,就四处炫耀宝,简直没把我大燕李治放在眼里!
00:41:09皇上,若不严惩,难平中怒啊!
00:41:13不是吧,我就带大家跳个舞至于这么严重嘛!
00:41:17你说对吧太后娘娘!
00:41:20你先把这个玩意儿的生意先关了!
00:41:25皇上,淑妃无视李治,在太后宫中做如此无理之事,简直犹如皇家颜面!
00:41:32臣妾以为,理应重罚!
00:41:36臣臣故意,原成书妃,以正大燕李治!
00:41:41豹家,可是我柳无燕不价无聊皇太后,还得攻略你呢!
00:41:46早说!
00:41:47行了,当着哀家的面,还想要动哀家的人!
00:41:51淑妃只不过是在带着哀家跳广场舞,锻炼身体罢了!
00:41:56难道,这也要重罚吗?
00:41:58母后,这,看!
00:42:00天饭来了!
00:42:02既然如此,那我就连你一块儿不住了!
00:42:06皇上,臣妾自知跳脱,不识理智法度!
00:42:10不如这样,您就罚臣妾到凌妃宫中学习理智!
00:42:14臣妾正好向凌妃讨教!
00:42:16以柳如燕的同名皆知,定是为了讨好人家人群!
00:42:20既如此,朕姑且救过夏驴康平!
00:42:23既然你承心学习,朕就罚你跟随凌妃学习理智!
00:42:27不学成,不得出宫!
00:42:29谢皇上!
00:42:30去我宫中随我学习?
00:42:32难道是你这柳如燕又想耍什么花样?
00:42:36今后,你便随本宫学习理智!
00:42:47但你别想着本宫会放水!
00:42:49若你学不成,本宫会照实禀报皇上!
00:42:53自然,那是自然!
00:42:55知道是凌妃的弱点事,要不给她也来一套全身改造!
00:42:59凌妃娘娘,到了甘忧善的时辰了!
00:43:02唉,娘娘啊!
00:43:04您已经许久没有好好地吃过一顿饭了!
00:43:07算了,这些吧!
00:43:10完工今日,还是没有胃口!
00:43:13长期没胃口!
00:43:15这是厌食症啊!
00:43:17能怪她这么瘦小!
00:43:19唉,有了!
00:43:20灵妃娘娘,您这一天老不吃东西,那也不是个事啊!
00:43:29臣妾这道是有许多好吃的,可以祝您胃口大开,满足您的口腹之悦!
00:43:35胡说八道!
00:43:36灵妃娘娘自打进宫以来,就对吃食性质缺缺!
00:43:39可怜我家娘娘,远离南方家乡!
00:43:42定是思念了家乡才会这样的!
00:43:45本宫年少离家进宫,进宫之后,再也吃不到家乡的味道!
00:43:50记得以前,家里的每道菜都有满满的辣椒,还有越臭越好吃的臭豆腐!
00:43:57但是在宫里,实在也吃不到!
00:44:00喜欢吃又臭又辣的东西!
00:44:03这不就是螺蛳粉啊!
00:44:05真是太匆了!
00:44:06舒飞,这是什么东西?
00:44:07您又是从哪里拿出来的?
00:44:08娘娘,此物名为螺蛳粉!
00:44:10您放心,我保证您吃过一次就会爱上的!
00:44:14你,你当真?
00:44:15那当然了!
00:44:16我柳如烟说话一言九挺!
00:44:17从不顾人当!
00:44:18啊!
00:44:19好在!
00:44:20还有卡式炉这个东西!
00:44:21这个东西!
00:44:22啊!
00:44:23啊!
00:44:24啊!
00:44:25啊!
00:44:26啊!
00:44:27啊!
00:44:28啊!
00:44:29啊!
00:44:30啊!
00:44:31啊!
00:44:32啊!
00:44:33啊!
00:44:35啊!
00:44:37啊!
00:44:38啊!
00:44:39啊!
00:44:40啊!
00:44:41啊!
00:44:42还有卡式炉这个好东西!
00:44:47浇花儿
00:44:50开!
00:44:51阻!
00:45:04不愧 charisma,这会真正!
00:45:06我快 Selam Sky bath,这会儿真正!
00:45:10What are you doing in the building?
00:45:18Why are you so臭?
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20That's what you're doing in the building.
00:45:22It's not that you're going to eat.
00:45:27Lin-Fei, this is absolutely delicious.
00:45:30This is absolutely delicious.
00:45:31Well, let's take a bite.
00:45:35After you eat it, you're done.
00:45:38Are you ready?
00:45:39Can I eat it?
00:45:41Can I eat it?
00:45:42Can I eat it?
00:45:43Let's try it.
00:45:44Let's try it.
00:45:58This time, you're not going to touch me.
00:46:01Where are you?
00:46:02How are you doing?
00:46:03How are you doing?
00:46:04Why are you doing something good for me?
00:46:07How are you doing?
00:46:08How are you doing it?
00:46:09How are you doing it?
00:46:10How are you doing it?
00:46:13Lin-Fei is going to eat food.
00:46:15How can I do it?
00:46:17How can I do it?
00:46:18I've been doing it for so many years.
00:46:20I can't do it.
00:46:21What?
00:46:22What?
00:46:23What?
00:46:24What?
00:46:25What?
00:46:26What?
00:46:27What?
00:46:28What?
00:46:29What?
00:46:30What?
00:46:31What?
00:46:32What?
00:46:33It's called rossus粉.
00:46:34It's粉.
00:46:35What?
00:46:36What?
00:46:37What?
00:46:38What?
00:46:39What?
00:46:40What?
00:46:41How white?
00:46:42It's delicious.
00:46:43It's indeed delicious.
00:46:44This food is rich.
00:46:45It's the best.
00:46:46I ate the most.
00:46:48It's pretty.
00:46:50I'm sure you've got a lot of fun.
00:46:52I thought that you were really happy to eat the lindy.
00:46:54You're really good to eat the lindy.
00:46:56I'm sure you're good to eat the lindy.
00:46:58It's a lot of difference.
00:47:02You're good to see that you're still eating.
00:47:04You're a little bit too.
00:47:06You're a little bit too.
00:47:08You're okay.
00:47:10You're good to see me in the future.
00:47:12I'll make sure you can eat the lindy.
00:47:14And you'll have different food.
00:47:20如烟呢 如烟呢 这都是什么好吃的呀 爱见也要吃 太后娘娘早就给你备好了 就是这个味道 太香了
00:47:39这是何物啊 来来来 干杯
00:47:53对不对 是Cheers
00:47:59对Cheers
00:48:02Cheers
00:48:05现在我不但搞定了皇太后 搞定了凌妃 皇帝更是稳稳难免 皇上皇后应该是反上逼逼的事儿吧
00:48:20先 国师入宫觐见
00:48:26臣 拜见皇上 皇上 臣此番入宫只为我大焉立后 稳固朝纲之事
00:48:41皇上 立后之事不可拖延 须尽快定下 以免夜长梦锅啊
00:48:47不知皇上心中可有人选 朕心周
00:48:52虽说朕有毅力柳中烟为头 但如今朝中文武 分别由许丞相和赵将军中
00:48:59说这两位不支持他 恐怕是和朝朝都会反对吧
00:49:03就算是智 也不好扶他登上后国
00:49:07皇上 臣以为我大焉的皇后 必须是得以佩威 熟知理智 补仪天下
00:49:14万万不可 被面些划众取宠的无礼之徒 钻了空灯
00:49:20不错 皇上 牛如烟就是个典型的例子
00:49:25整日里吵吵闹闹闹 现在还把整个后宫都搞得乌烟瘴气
00:49:31我立他为后 恐怕日后大焉会遭人耻笑啊
00:49:42我们不同意 我们不同意
00:49:45皇上 距离臣预言的日子已不足七日
00:49:49七日之内 必须定了立后人选
00:49:51否则 我大焉必将陷入不复境地
00:49:54彻底轻覆啊
00:50:00朕 明白了 七日后
00:50:02朕会在丰厚大典上 向全天下宣布
00:50:04我大焉的新皇后
00:50:10退朝
00:50:11吴皇万岁万岁万万万岁
00:50:17你说什么
00:50:19七天之后就要宣布新皇后人选
00:50:21是 奴婢是听到皇上这么说的
00:50:24这也是我的油烟的呀
00:50:26已经现在整个京城已经没有比老娘更红的红人了
00:50:29已经没有比老娘更红的红人了
00:50:39我去 丧尸围城啊
00:50:41臣妾参见太后娘娘
00:50:43免礼
00:50:45你们这是要闹哪出啊
00:50:47哀家的长乐宫里
00:50:49还从未有过一次过来这么多人向哀家请安呢
00:50:53太后娘娘
00:50:55她们都是来找淑妃的
00:50:57她们听闻太后娘娘您和臣妾都得了淑妃的恩惠
00:51:01所以也想来找淑妃讨有点东西
00:51:03竟如此
00:51:05臣妾也是听灵妃娘娘说的心动不已
00:51:07这才来护着脸皮来讨药一样
00:51:09是啊是啊是啊
00:51:11我这都拿我当机器猫根取来呢
00:51:13也罢了也罢了
00:51:14反正我有系统在
00:51:15无论他们想要什么我都能逼满
00:51:17你登上后悔
00:51:18听了
00:51:19你们有什么梦想
00:51:21不妨一一说
00:51:22不妨一说
00:51:23你们有什么梦想
00:51:24不妨一说
00:51:25不妨一说
00:51:26不妨一说
00:51:27不妨一说
00:51:28不妨一说
00:51:29不妨一说
00:51:30不妨一说
00:51:31不妨一说
00:51:32不妨一说
00:51:33不妨一说
00:51:34不妨一说
00:51:35不妨一说
00:51:36不妨一说
00:51:37不妨一说
00:51:39不妨一说
00:51:40不妨一一说
00:51:41不妨一说
00:51:42不妨一说
00:51:43不妨一说
00:51:44不妨一说
00:51:45不妨一说
00:51:46不妨一说
00:51:47我们一起来那种
00:51:48能重返清楚的面膜
00:51:49很好看的衣服
00:51:50还有
00:51:51还有
00:51:52可能还要
00:51:53小螺丝粉一样好吃的东西
00:51:54我他俩有talking棒
00:51:55行了行了
00:51:56快把我下来
00:51:57不妨一说
00:51:58不妨一说
00:51:59不妨一说
00:52:00如今还剩七天
00:52:01就要宣布新华后的人选了
00:52:02如果我能再得到
00:52:04这高停飞的支持
00:52:05那岂不是
00:52:06姓雪和青少年两颗老猪
00:52:08再怎么反对也不行啊
00:52:09没问题
00:52:11我这就盖一座
00:52:12可以包揽吃和玩乐的
00:52:13娱乐会所
00:52:14有我柳如烟在
00:52:15我保证你们今后的后宫生活
00:52:18多资多彩
00:52:19太好了
00:52:20太好了
00:52:21太好了
00:52:22太好了
00:52:23太好了
00:52:24太好了
00:52:25太好了
00:52:26太好了
00:52:27太好了
00:52:28太好了
00:52:29太好了
00:52:30太好了
00:52:31太好了
00:52:32太好了
00:52:33爹
00:52:34你怎么还要心情喝茶
00:52:36那柳如烟
00:52:37如今不但巴结了太后娘娘
00:52:39还把凌妃那帮人
00:52:40哄得喜笑颜开的
00:52:41你少这样下去
00:52:43七天后的风后大姐
00:52:44你们还怎么又胜了
00:52:46慌什么
00:52:47但柳如烟
00:52:48在后宫得到再多的支持
00:52:51说到底
00:52:52那也就是在后宫有用
00:52:54皇后的实施
00:52:56其实她们能说的算
00:52:58不过是个跳梁小丑罢了
00:53:01可是爹
00:53:02他
00:53:05我要是没有万全的把握
00:53:08爹
00:53:09也不会冒人前来找你
00:53:13进来吧
00:53:18我
00:53:19国师
00:53:24国师
00:53:26国师
00:53:27你怎么
00:53:32原来爹
00:53:34已经笼络了国师
00:53:36娘娘放心
00:53:37七日后的风后大典
00:53:39我定然会主张满朝文武
00:53:41都支持您
00:53:43好
00:53:45好啊
00:53:47柳如烟
00:53:48我看你这次
00:53:50拿什么更稳造
00:53:58要盖娱乐会所
00:54:00首先就需要有地才行
00:54:03能满足整个皇宫所有人
00:54:04娱乐需求的会所
00:54:06怎么也得需要几百米吧
00:54:09现在长皇上不行
00:54:11看来还是得求求皇太后呢
00:54:21太后娘娘
00:54:23今天咱们玩点不一样的
00:54:26趁着您做面膜的功夫
00:54:27我给您做一个泰式Spa
00:54:30泰式Spa
00:54:31那是什么东西
00:54:33也没有让哀家重返青春的奇笑吗
00:54:36想我之前做泰式Spa的时候
00:54:38回回都躺得像孙子似的
00:54:40这可不就是重返年轻吗
00:54:42那当然了
00:54:44那赶紧来吧
00:54:46哀家都过不及待了
00:54:48走吧太后娘娘
00:54:50太后娘娘
00:54:51您先趴下
00:54:52我这就让您感受一下泰式Spa的魅力
00:54:55快走
00:54:56快走
00:54:57快走
00:54:58快走
00:54:59快走
00:55:00快走
00:55:01快走
00:55:02温顺
00:55:15哀家
00:55:17悦ว
00:55:25Oh my god, you are so sick.
00:55:30You are so sick.
00:55:32This is a lot of pain.
00:55:35It's a pain.
00:55:37It's like a new life.
00:55:40If you know what I'm going to do in the future,
00:55:42I'm going to take care of the皇太后.
00:55:44I'm going to take care of them.
00:55:46I'm going to go to a gym.
00:55:48I'm going to go to a gym.
00:55:50I'm going to go to a gym.
00:55:52I'm going to go to a gym.
00:55:57I'm going to go.
00:55:59I'm going to go to a gym.
00:56:01I'm going to go to a gym.
00:56:04It's too late.
00:56:07If it's not you,
00:56:10I don't know how long it is to be in the gym.
00:56:14I hope you're still sick.
00:56:17You are sick.
00:56:19How can't you be sick?
00:56:20How many of us are doing?
00:56:22We are not going to have to go to the shop for a lot of money.
00:56:25There is!
00:56:34Hyo, Nia Nia!
00:56:35I'm going to come here!
00:56:36Hyo, Nia Nia!
00:56:41Nia Nia, this is a dragon's sword one.
00:56:43You'll never be able to lose any day.
00:56:46What?
00:56:48十字秀
00:56:49这也叫秀
00:56:54看着倒是新鲜
00:56:56这到底是怎么个玩法
00:56:59你告诉艾迦如烟
00:57:01太后娘娘请看
00:57:02这幅叫傅春山居图
00:57:05寓意着福泽绵长
00:57:07家业兴旺
00:57:08这幅叫紫棋东来图
00:57:12寓意着吉祥如意
00:57:13皇族荣耀
00:57:15这第三套是盛世繁华图
00:57:19寓意着我大烟
00:57:20永处盛世
00:57:21繁华不断
00:57:23好好好
00:57:25如烟哪
00:57:26你有心了
00:57:27娘娘
00:57:28你喜欢就好
00:57:29那臣妾教您怎么修
00:57:32好
00:57:45太后娘娘
00:57:49您只需要按照这绣布上的符号
00:57:51用同颜色的绣线
00:57:53一一绣上即可
00:57:54绣好了呀
00:57:56还可以装裱起来挂在墙上
00:57:58可好看了
00:57:59有趣
00:58:06有趣
00:58:11如烟
00:58:13你总能给哀家搞点新花样出来
00:58:17要是能回去了
00:58:19肯定要去申请一份知识产权
00:58:21以及要不是我柳无烟
00:58:23后世做十字秀的人吗
00:58:25哪能拍上大爷皇太后这么大的祖师爷啊
00:58:29一想到皇太后是要自己做的十字秀
00:58:32我就也有点绷不住了
00:58:36如烟
00:58:39这段时间你费尽心思讨好我
00:58:42哀家还没有打赏给你
00:58:44你想要什么赏赐
00:58:46跟哀家说说
00:58:47来了
00:58:48太后娘娘
00:58:52臣妾想要一块白母用地
00:58:55白母
00:58:57你平日在宫中行走
00:59:01不过百丈而已
00:59:02你要是白母地作甚呢
00:59:05娘娘
00:59:06臣妾也是为了能在京城盖座娱乐会所
00:59:10皆是即使臣妾不在你身边
00:59:12你也可以随时过去享受上乘的按摩手法
00:59:15以及各种面膜和美食
00:59:18如烟 你真是太有心了
00:59:22这帝挨家准了
00:59:24谢太后娘娘恩典
00:59:26谢太后娘娘恩典
00:59:28娘娘
00:59:31国师差人送来消息
00:59:33也要说非娘娘一见
00:59:34见我
00:59:35我倒要看看你这国师的葫芦里卖的什么药
00:59:39娘娘
00:59:40既然国师相约
00:59:41那臣妾先去看一看
00:59:43你且讨好国师
00:59:45七日后丰厚大典中
00:59:48他若能为你美颜上两句
00:59:50也是一份助力
00:59:52臣妾明白
00:59:54国师啊
01:00:03国师啊
01:00:08该说不说你这刀冠氛围感还挺足的啊
01:00:11就是灯光有点啊
01:00:13淑妃娘娘说笑了
01:00:14修道之人不讲究凡尘俗礼
01:00:17只修己身不图外物
01:00:20这灌内光线虽暗 但我内心却如明镜
01:00:25不过 既然娘娘已然开口
01:00:29定然是有宝贝能解决的 是吧
01:00:32西里瓜说半天 原来是想套我的宝贝
01:00:36小子
01:00:37光线太暗了
01:00:41有了
01:00:42这 这 这是何物啊
01:00:56静音又是从何处取出
01:00:57国师呢
01:00:58看着像建国大师面的
01:01:00结果还是大惊小怪的
01:01:02此物啊 名为太阳能射灯
01:01:05白日里可吸收太阳光便可随意发光
01:01:08就像这样
01:01:10射 射灯
01:01:19此物竟能不假外物 独自发光
01:01:23还有我清凉冠的招牌
01:01:25而且只需吸收阳光
01:01:27这 这怎么可能呢
01:01:29果然若寻成效素术
01:01:32此女受到通天各种花样层出不久
01:01:35但在我们看来
01:01:36这一切不过只是障眼法罢
01:01:39怎么不磕头啊
01:01:42这三个我就送你了
01:01:44你没事也改造改造你这道观
01:01:46黑乎乎的像什么样子啊
01:01:48黑乎乎的像什么样子啊
01:01:49不过 你要是愿意在丰厚大典上帮我美颜两句
01:01:54我倒是可以帮你改造一下
01:01:56改造
01:01:58改造就不必了
01:02:00谢谢淑妃娘娘的礼物
01:02:02七日后我定会在文武百官和皇上面前为您多美颜几句
01:02:09那就拜托你啦
01:02:11那就拜托你啦
01:02:12我还得为我即将开业的舆论会所找点服务员
01:02:15那我就先告诉咯
01:02:16哎
01:02:17淑妃娘娘请便
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01:02:21什么宝贝
01:02:24华众取闯的把戏罢了
01:02:26看我在丰厚大典上
01:02:29怎么思想你的伪众
01:02:33这东西
01:02:34又是正义式优女的最佳罪证
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01:03:16I don't know.
01:03:17How did you get to eat?
01:03:18I made a lot of money.
01:03:21I'm going to be doing a lot.
01:03:24You haven't paid money.
01:03:26You can get my food.
01:03:28Yes.
01:03:31I don't want to go.
01:03:32Hey, my boss.
01:03:34Your son's little girl looks good.
01:03:38Yes.
01:03:40You don't know how I found this.
01:03:42You can't see this girl.
01:03:45Hey, boss, don't you?
01:03:47Let me give you a few times.
01:03:49I'll take a few times.
01:03:51I'm not sure.
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01:04:01Let me tell you.
01:04:03I can eat the white bread.
01:04:05I'm not sure.
01:04:07I'll give you the three of these white bread.
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