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Aired (April 22, 2025): Sa sobrang tuwa niya kay Hype Bestie Carl, inako na siya bilang anak ni Meme Vice at pinaalala rito ang value niya bilang ina! #GMANetwork

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00:00How many years are you, number three?
00:02Twenty-five.
00:03Twenty-five.
00:04Twenty-five.
00:05Twenty-five.
00:06Naka-boyfriend na?
00:07Yes, po.
00:09Huh?
00:10Naka-ilan?
00:11Tinatanong ni ikaw.
00:12Interesado, sabi niya.
00:13Diba, no?
00:14Kunwari, patient.
00:15Kala ko may nagbulto sa likod ko, sabi sa akin,
00:17Ilan na?
00:18Oo, oo.
00:19Ilan na.
00:20Palatilan di mo.
00:21Kala ko ba ayaw pong mag-girlfriend?
00:22Ilan na daw?
00:23Nakadalawa na po.
00:24Nakadalawa.
00:25Sino nakipaghiwalay dun sa huli?
00:26Ako.
00:27Bakit?
00:28Hindi ko na po kasi nakikita yung value ko dun sa akin.
00:30Oo.
00:31Hindi niya nakikita yung value na dun sa relationship.
00:34Okay.
00:35Hindi na nakikita yung value.
00:36Okay.
00:37Si number two, ma'am,
00:39laka-ilang boyfriend na daw po kayo?
00:41Um, no serious relationship po,
00:43but I tried dating lang po.
00:45Ah.
00:46Ba't tayo mo na?
00:47Ba't walang serious, ma'am?
00:48Ah, siguro po wala pa po talagang nakakamit po
00:51nung standards mo.
00:52Standards mo?
00:53Ako.
00:54Lahat comedy?
00:55Walang serious?
00:56Sorry.
00:57May kilala akong makakamit ng mataas mong standards mo.
01:00Ay!
01:01Sino yan?
01:02Harik ko.
01:03Eto?
01:04Ano ba yun?
01:05Si Morgan na hanap!
01:07Tanging mga babaeng may matataas na standard lang ang makakakita ng value mo, anak.
01:12Grabe siya makatingin sa'yo.
01:13Oo.
01:14Ako bilang ina mo ang nakakayag ng value mo, anak.
01:18Anak mo pala yan?
01:19Oo.
01:20Ipinagmamalaki ko.
01:21At bilang ina mo, alam ko talaga na ikaw ang lalaking talagang pahalagahan pag natutunan mong makilala at mahalin.
01:29Maraming salamat na na yun.
01:30Bilang ina mo, nandito lang ako.
01:32Mga dalga.
01:34A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M-A-M.
01:36O!
01:37Alam kaya!
01:38O!
01:39Tingnan ako, ano ka ba?!
01:40Bastos ka, akong ina mo, gumagano'n ka sa harapang.
01:43Ete! Sayaw lang.
01:44Ete!
01:45Bukal!
01:47Bukal!
01:48Bukal!
01:49By the way, my aunt can't be with me.
01:51That's all for us like that.
02:05See the girl's name?
02:08See the girl who's in the road.
02:11I'm a sweet man.
02:12You can't be like this.
02:13Like this?
02:15Carly, you're like this?
02:18Oh, oh!
02:19Oh, oh.
02:20Apo, ay na.
02:21Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
02:23Aray!
02:24Ano meron?
02:25Parang natas-tas yung ano ko.
02:27Yung maganda mong bell.
02:28Nanay mo yan.
02:48Yung maganda mong.
02:50Five- Advanced Putcho cosas,
02:52Billy Sasuke,
02:54Así que,
03:03Kamana,
03:06Enamente tupeis 466.
03:09Yung maganda.
03:12Judite la última vez yo.
03:14Es el giro del Alter.

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