A former professional wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival.
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00:00:00Hey!
00:00:30I'm scared!
00:00:40I'm scared!
00:00:42Kill it!
00:00:46He's a monster!
00:00:48The fuck won!
00:00:54I'm scared!
00:00:58Get shot!
00:01:02Get shot!
00:01:04No!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:14Finish!
00:01:18Eat him!
00:01:22Get out of here!
00:01:28Get out of here!
00:01:32I am fine!
00:01:34Get out of here!
00:01:36Get out of here!
00:01:38Get out of here!
00:01:40Get out of here!
00:01:42Get out of here!
00:01:44All right, back up!
00:01:46You're killing him!
00:01:48You're killing him!
00:01:50All right, back up!
00:01:52You're killing him!
00:01:54Get out of here!
00:01:58You're killing him!
00:02:00Get out of here!
00:02:02All right.
00:02:10All right.
00:02:16Dinner.
00:02:21Sure put up a big fight for such a little guy.
00:02:26Hey, don't give me that sad look.
00:02:29All right.
00:02:31Don't tell any of your friends I did that.
00:02:35Don't let me catch you around here again.
00:02:37What a sucker.
00:02:42I see you still got that killer instinct.
00:02:44How'd you find me, Bert?
00:02:46Hey, I'm in the security business now. It's my job.
00:02:49Okay, okay. Your mom's home, all right?
00:02:52Well, I'm glad to see you so thrilled to see me after all these years.
00:02:55Do you mind if I make myself comfortable on this filthy crate?
00:02:59Suit yourself.
00:03:00Okay, look. I just got a call from a major, major new client.
00:03:04He's looking for a bodyguard. And right away, I thought of you.
00:03:07Forget it.
00:03:08I'm not a bodyguard. I'm a wrestler, okay?
00:03:11Yeah, wait, wait.
00:03:12I am a wrestler.
00:03:13Look, I've managed you for 15 years, remember?
00:03:15Forget it, Bert.
00:03:16Or did you get head slammed too many times?
00:03:18I'm not a bodyguard. Forget it.
00:03:20I'm telling you, listen to me.
00:03:21You'll make some big bucks and it'll get you out of the ring.
00:03:23Forget it, Bert.
00:03:24By the way, still having those nightmares?
00:03:29Yeah, sometimes.
00:03:31So why'd you pick me?
00:03:32Because I love you like a son.
00:03:34And nobody else will work for me.
00:03:37Yeah, so what'd you do now?
00:03:39Oh, man, it's crazy.
00:03:40You bounce a few chicks and right away you're a deadbeat.
00:03:43Yeah.
00:03:44Remember the time in Reno when the hotel locked up our clothes
00:03:47and I had to sneak down the fire escape in a towel?
00:03:51Yeah.
00:03:52We had some fun times back there, didn't we?
00:03:54Nope.
00:03:55I got a bum leg ever since I took a bullet for some big lunkhead.
00:03:59Hey, wait a minute.
00:04:01It was meant for you, wasn't it?
00:04:03Okay.
00:04:04I owe you my life.
00:04:05I still ain't taking the gig.
00:04:07Oh, sure.
00:04:08You'd help some slimy fish, but the guy that saved your life,
00:04:10huh, that's gratitude for you.
00:04:12Come look.
00:04:13Just let it go, man.
00:04:14Just forget it, will you?
00:04:15Just explain to this house how it works, man.
00:04:23You want to know my secret?
00:04:24Woo!
00:04:26I cook it in the can.
00:04:30Out of the can and into the man.
00:04:35How long has it been since you ate?
00:04:37Just a week.
00:04:38Here.
00:04:43Mm!
00:04:44Tell you what.
00:04:47Fill in the amount, pay me back when you can.
00:04:49No, no, no.
00:04:50I don't want your damn charity.
00:04:51I need a job, not a handout.
00:04:53Look, if I get this gig, I'm back in business.
00:04:56I'm getting old, you know.
00:04:57I ain't gonna have too many more chances.
00:04:59For one thing, I still got my self-respect, all right?
00:05:01So I ain't gonna beg.
00:05:02Yeah.
00:05:03Although it always worked before, did you?
00:05:05Hey, Sean, brother.
00:05:06Please, man.
00:05:07Brother man.
00:05:08Oh, man.
00:05:09Help me.
00:05:10Help me.
00:05:11Oh, come on.
00:05:12All right.
00:05:13All right.
00:05:14All right.
00:05:15I'll take the job.
00:05:16Oh, man.
00:05:18This is such an emotional moment.
00:05:20So what else you got to eat?
00:05:22I just want to go fishing in the deep blue sea.
00:05:30Cause I need a change from my reality.
00:05:34This world will beat you down, beat you with a stick.
00:05:39You want an ice cream pop?
00:05:41They give you a boot to dip.
00:05:44I need some time to sort out all this mess.
00:05:48I gotta be rough and ready when they put me to the test.
00:05:52Love stuff.
00:05:55Baby gonna call your bluff.
00:05:57Love stuff.
00:05:58It doesn't get going.
00:05:59Good morning, Mr. Mason.
00:06:01Good morning, Jane.
00:06:03Who's the gum, thank you?
00:06:05Uh, yes, Mr. Mason.
00:06:07Betty?
00:06:09I found a typo on page 649, second paragraph, fourth word in.
00:06:13Would you please handle it for me?
00:06:15Frank, where's the bodyguard?
00:06:16Uh, he'll be here in a second, sir.
00:06:18And don't worry.
00:06:19Security is on full alert for any suspicious intruders.
00:06:30All units.
00:06:31Potential intruder are engaged.
00:06:33Roger, we copy.
00:06:38Where do you think you're going?
00:06:40I'm looking for Mr. Mason.
00:06:42Is that so?
00:06:43Get off the bike.
00:06:44What for?
00:06:45Just do it, butthead.
00:06:48Forget it.
00:06:49Are you deaf or just plain stupid?
00:06:51No.
00:06:52I just got a real low tolerance for gorillas in rent-a-cop suits.
00:06:55Gorillas, huh?
00:06:58Shouldn't have done that.
00:06:59Hey, you!
00:07:00This is the bodyguard.
00:07:01Uh, terrible mistakes, sir.
00:07:02Uh, I'll get rid of him immediately.
00:07:03Wrong.
00:07:04He's incredible.
00:07:05Obviously a real pro.
00:07:06Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:07Oh, whoa, whoa.
00:07:08Whoa.
00:07:09Uh, whoa, whoa.
00:07:10Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:11I'll get rid of him immediately.
00:07:12Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:14Is this the bodyguard?
00:07:15Uh, terrible mistakes, sir.
00:07:16Uh, I'll get rid of him immediately.
00:07:17You're wrong.
00:07:18He's incredible.
00:07:19I'll get rid of him immediately.
00:07:20Wrong.
00:07:22He's incredible.
00:07:23Obviously a real pro.
00:07:31So where's Mason's office?
00:07:34I bet you've been a bodyguard for a long time.
00:07:37You don't know how long.
00:07:39Here, I want to show you something.
00:07:49Got him.
00:07:50That's our new head of security.
00:07:52The man who hired you.
00:07:54Oh.
00:07:55Hey, buddy.
00:07:55Did you see who hit you?
00:07:57You okay?
00:07:59This is Alex Mason.
00:08:01Ah, Mr. Mason.
00:08:04You've received my message.
00:08:06Yeah, I got it.
00:08:07Now who the hell are you?
00:08:09Oh, just your average, psychotic, criminal genius.
00:08:14I desire your new computer chip.
00:08:17The one for the Peace Finder?
00:08:19I told you before, it's not for sale.
00:08:21Everything's for sale.
00:08:24The question is only at what price.
00:08:27You have 24 hours to reconsider.
00:08:31And do take care of your lovely children.
00:08:36Should we call the police?
00:08:38Damn right, this man assaulted me.
00:08:40Hey.
00:08:41Quiet, no police.
00:08:42If any word gets out about this Peace Finder project,
00:08:44we'll have every crackpot in the world after us.
00:08:46What's the Peace Finder project?
00:08:48I'm sorry, that's top secret.
00:08:49Look, I'm putting my life on the line.
00:08:51So tell me or I'm out of here.
00:08:52Well, nice meeting you.
00:08:53Okay, okay, Sean, okay.
00:08:55But you've got to keep this strictly confidential.
00:09:00Know anything about chips?
00:09:01I'm a nacho cheese man myself.
00:09:03I was referring to silicon chips.
00:09:07Of course he doesn't know anything about chips, sir.
00:09:08He's only the bodyguard.
00:09:10Well, all I know is the microchip is the wafer of the chemical element silicon,
00:09:14serving as a semiconductor under which a series of electrical circuits are printed.
00:09:18Very good.
00:09:20Did you know that the chip itself costs only pennies,
00:09:23but the information on this one is worth millions?
00:09:26It's the only one in existence.
00:09:28And you invented it?
00:09:29No, I have a company to run.
00:09:31But I was an inventor, though.
00:09:32I started this whole place in my garage.
00:09:35Come on, Sean, I want to show you something.
00:09:40This is a model of the Peace Finder.
00:09:43With our little chip, this thing can shoot down any missile of any size fired by any country.
00:09:48Cool.
00:09:49Yeah, it'll make people think twice before they try to start another war.
00:09:52Real cool.
00:09:53Yeah.
00:09:55Come on, I will tell you about your assignment.
00:09:57I will tell you about your assignment.
00:10:27Coming.
00:10:34So I'm supposed to guard the chip?
00:10:35Not exactly.
00:10:36You're supposed to guard my kids.
00:10:38Oh, are you out of your mind?
00:10:39I hate kids.
00:10:41Listen, the children have a nanny.
00:10:42All you have to do is protect them.
00:10:44I'll find someone else, sir.
00:10:45Obviously, he's not up for it.
00:10:47I didn't say I couldn't do it.
00:10:49I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:10:51I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:10:52I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:10:53I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:10:54I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:10:55I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:10:56I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:10:57I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:10:58I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:10:59I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:11:00I mean, as long as they got a nanny.
00:11:01Oh, my God.
00:11:31Get down.
00:11:38What the hell was that?
00:11:47Alex! Kate!
00:11:50What happened to Miss Parker?
00:11:52Miss Kaposki. Miss Parker was last week.
00:11:55Remember those stairs?
00:11:58Oh, right. The broken leg.
00:11:59Legs.
00:12:01Apparently, Miss Kaposki had a short surgeon in her blow dryer.
00:12:04Oh, this is very bad. Now the agency won't send us any more nannies.
00:12:09Say what?
00:12:10That's why he brought home Frankenstein.
00:12:12Alex!
00:12:15Is there a phone I could use?
00:12:18It's in there.
00:12:18You're afraid they're smarter than you?
00:12:26Babysitting was not part of our deal.
00:12:28And the security guy hates my guts.
00:12:30Hey, sure, fine.
00:12:32I guess you gave it a real effort, right?
00:12:34But do me one last favor.
00:12:35What's that?
00:12:36Go buy my house and turn off the gas in my oven.
00:12:39Why can't you turn it off?
00:12:40Because my head's gonna be in it!
00:12:42Okay, man.
00:12:45Cool out.
00:12:45Just get me a replacement.
00:12:47Understand?
00:12:48What?
00:12:49I can't hear you.
00:12:50Something's wrong with this phone.
00:12:52Must be the phone coming disconnecting my nervous.
00:12:54Or maybe I'm dying from starvation.
00:12:56Nice shot.
00:13:15What do you mean, nice?
00:13:17I was aiming for your wrist.
00:13:19What are you doing in my kitchen?
00:13:21I'm Sean Armstrong, bodyguard for the kids.
00:13:24Ha!
00:13:25Missed in!
00:13:25Hey, why not?
00:13:27I've been here four years.
00:13:29Seen dozens of them come and go.
00:13:32But none big as you.
00:13:34Smarter maybe.
00:13:35Better looking for sure.
00:13:37But none as big.
00:13:38Here, make yourself useful.
00:13:41Top shelf lurch.
00:13:44You survived.
00:13:46I'm tough.
00:13:47I raised my own four kids by myself.
00:13:52What are you doing?
00:13:53This is like the Roach Motel.
00:13:57The nannies check in.
00:13:58But they don't check out.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01That's not so many names.
00:14:03Ha!
00:14:06Oh.
00:14:08I can handle myself.
00:14:10I hope your Blue Cross is paid up.
00:14:15I hope your Blue Cross is paid up.
00:14:15I'm busy.
00:14:31I don't know.
00:15:01Kids, they're just...
00:15:17John, get her.
00:15:19Here, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy.
00:15:21Kids.
00:15:31I just want to get rid of the last nanny.
00:15:38He brings home a bodyguard.
00:15:40Yeah.
00:15:41Ooh, nice touch.
00:15:47Butter.
00:15:49Can't live without it.
00:15:53Watch the tripwire.
00:15:54All right, now, kids, I'm not pointing any fingers,
00:16:00but I don't want anything to happen to Sean.
00:16:03What could possibly happen?
00:16:13Cute.
00:16:14Sounds like he's in a hurry.
00:16:30Evening.
00:16:31Oh, good evening.
00:16:31Are you all right?
00:16:32Never better.
00:16:33See, Daddy, it's not so bad eating with us.
00:16:46Of course not, Princess.
00:16:48All right.
00:16:50I'll tell you what, after we eat,
00:16:52why don't we all go out and get some ice cream?
00:16:54Yeah!
00:16:54Dad, you're beeping.
00:16:58Incoming fax.
00:17:06Go ahead.
00:17:07Eat up.
00:17:08Why, you still got tea?
00:17:09Oh, no.
00:17:10This is all wrong.
00:17:12I'm sorry, guys.
00:17:13We're going to have to take a rain check on the ice cream.
00:17:16Well, call your secretary for an appointment.
00:17:18Come on, Kate.
00:17:20I'm not hungry anymore.
00:17:22What's going on here?
00:17:24Just your typical all-American dysfunctional family.
00:17:28Where's the mom?
00:17:29Passed away two years back.
00:17:31It's been downhill ever since.
00:17:34Here.
00:17:35Next time, I'll just serve it in a bucket.
00:17:38I don't think you like me, Frank.
00:17:58Oh, come on, Mr. Thanatos.
00:18:00What's not to like?
00:18:02Then how do you explain that bodyguard?
00:18:06Oh, him.
00:18:07Uh, see, he works for this jerk, Bert.
00:18:11Bert only hires losers, and that's why I called him.
00:18:15You should know losers, Frank.
00:18:18I will let no man stop me from obtaining that chip.
00:18:23Especially you.
00:18:25Please, sir.
00:18:27I know where he keeps the chip.
00:18:30Huh?
00:18:30And I got this great plan.
00:18:32Ross!
00:18:36Oh.
00:18:36I make the plans.
00:18:40Now tell me everything you know.
00:18:44Thank you for me.
00:18:45I got this good talent, I tell you.
00:19:07Now tell me everything you know.
00:19:07On my lips, I want you, all your flesh, into fear.
00:19:14A bully, out of mouth, now I go, out of mouth, a bully.
00:19:32Excuse me, Mr. Mason.
00:19:34I'm very busy right now, Sean.
00:19:37I was just wondering, when does a new nanny arrive?
00:19:40Oh, uh, yes.
00:19:42Well, it seems we may have to look, um, well, out of state,
00:19:46but I'll make it up to you in salary.
00:19:48Forget the salary.
00:19:49Just get the nanny.
00:19:51I'm going to check the grounds and then hit the rack.
00:19:53I'm going to check it out.
00:19:55Yeah, some peace and quiet.
00:20:07Yes, I'm peace and quiet.
00:20:29I hate kids.
00:20:37Why do I have to go to school?
00:20:43You're not wearing your hat.
00:20:46Forget it.
00:20:47I'm not the chauffeur.
00:20:48Really?
00:20:49Well, let's analyze this.
00:20:51We're sitting in the back.
00:20:53You're driving.
00:20:54We tell you where to go.
00:20:56You can pay to drive there.
00:20:58We own the car.
00:21:00Yep, you're a chauffeur, all right.
00:21:02Now put the hat on.
00:21:04Or I'll scream.
00:21:06Scream all you want.
00:21:08No way I'm wearing that thing.
00:21:17Drop us off in the corner.
00:21:19Hey, this is my old school.
00:21:22You trying to tell me you go to public school?
00:21:25Ooh, he can read.
00:21:27Our father thinks it builds character.
00:21:29But when he finds out that you used to go here...
00:21:32Hey, stop!
00:21:34What are you doing?
00:21:35It's hard enough fitting in without everybody knowing we have a Rolls Royce.
00:21:39What do you mean?
00:21:40Alex has no friends.
00:21:42Like I'm so surprised.
00:21:44Class?
00:21:45Class?
00:21:46I told you to make him leave.
00:21:49And I told you I'm not leaving.
00:21:51Quiet!
00:21:52I'm in charge here.
00:21:54Well, if you're in charge here, how come nobody listens to you?
00:21:59That's it.
00:22:00Both of you to the principal's office.
00:22:04Man, some things never change.
00:22:07I don't want to go to school.
00:22:09Principal, Mr. O.
00:22:12Hey, it's still here.
00:22:20I said I'm not talking to you.
00:22:31S.A. Sean Armstrong?
00:22:37None other.
00:22:39Thanks for not talking to me.
00:22:42Oh, pretty fancy.
00:22:45Must have took an hour.
00:22:47Are you kidding?
00:22:48With that kind of detail, try seven years with a paper clip.
00:22:54Spend a lot of time on the bench, huh?
00:22:58Kate Mason, are you here again?
00:23:01She's with me.
00:23:03Oh, you.
00:23:05Sean Armstrong, class of 64.
00:23:08Armstrong, not Sean King of Detention Armstrong.
00:23:11Well, it's always nice to have alumni visit.
00:23:16Run along now, Katie.
00:23:18What a lovely child.
00:23:22Who are you kidding?
00:23:24You're supposed to open our door.
00:23:39I think we're getting to him.
00:23:58I can't believe I'm talking to the same Sean Armstrong that I traveled all over this great country with, a man of strength and courage who defeated every vile, vulgar opponent he ever faced.
00:24:18And now, this fearless giant is cowering because of two little innocent children.
00:24:23If you want to spend the rest of your life getting your brains kicked in and having those creepy nightmares, suit yourself.
00:24:28But let me pull you in on something.
00:24:30Ex-wrestlers aren't exactly in demand, you know.
00:24:32I mean, who else is going to walk you through a career?
00:24:37Electromagnetic.
00:24:39Radio control.
00:24:46You want to see?
00:24:49Okay.
00:24:50Step back.
00:24:51Okay, ready?
00:24:52Crank up that dial.
00:24:53Whoa, you're so smart.
00:24:59So, so bad.
00:25:14Hey, aren't you going to pop some iron?
00:25:15Later.
00:25:18What's all this crap?
00:25:20It's the 90s.
00:25:21I'll program it for you.
00:25:22Get on the seat.
00:25:23What do you weigh?
00:25:26Two ninety-three.
00:25:34I'll get your feet.
00:25:37Somehow I don't like it when you kids are being nice.
00:25:42When haven't we been nice?
00:25:44Okay, start pedaling when you're ready.
00:25:49Bye, Sean.
00:25:50Have a nice workout.
00:25:51Bye.
00:25:52Bye.
00:25:59So what you program it for?
00:26:01Just 20 minutes.
00:26:04At 90 miles an hour.
00:26:10Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:12Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:13Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:13Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:14Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:14Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:15Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:15Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:16Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:17Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:18Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:19Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:20Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:21Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:22Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:23Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:24Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:25Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:26Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:27Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:28Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:29Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:30Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:31Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:32Hey, somebody stop this thing.
00:26:33That's a bad workout.
00:26:57Don't do a light one today.
00:27:03Boy, he's strong.
00:27:21You can fix that.
00:27:30I'm out of shape.
00:27:33You know, sometimes you are so immature.
00:28:25Oh, my God.
00:28:55Oh.
00:29:25It's only low voltage.
00:29:46You can't kill him.
00:29:47Then crank it up.
00:29:49How was your shower?
00:30:01Stimulating.
00:30:05Ow!
00:30:06Oops, sorry.
00:30:08Don't you think we've done enough?
00:30:10Not till he leaves.
00:30:12I don't think he's going to leave.
00:30:14And I kind of like him.
00:30:16He's not a goody-goody like the nannies.
00:30:18I got to admit, he's one tough mother.
00:30:24I can't take it anymore.
00:30:26Then go ahead, quit.
00:30:28So what if people call you a panty-wasted candy-ass wussy?
00:30:32Who's going to know I quit?
00:30:34When I get through spreading the word,
00:30:36everybody pucker-butt.
00:30:38Congratulations, you have made the hall of shame.
00:30:42On second thought, I got to stay for my pal Bert.
00:30:46No.
00:30:47You got to stay for the kids.
00:30:49Are you nuts?
00:30:50They'll do anything to drive me out of here.
00:30:52But you've lasted.
00:30:54You can make the difference.
00:30:56This family needs a change.
00:30:58Maybe it's you.
00:30:59You think so?
00:31:00No.
00:31:01Not really.
00:31:02But hey, it's worth a shot.
00:31:04So get tough.
00:31:05Hang in there.
00:31:06Suck it up.
00:31:07I've been sucking it up.
00:31:09Here.
00:31:10Have some more.
00:31:14Thanks.
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:18Imagine what you could do to your head.
00:31:21Alex, Kate, I'm home.
00:31:24We're in the gym, Dad.
00:31:26Wait till he sees what we did.
00:31:29Hi.
00:31:36What happened?
00:31:37We destroyed the bike, wrecked the room, and almost killed Sean.
00:31:40Yeah.
00:31:41Are you gonna punish us?
00:31:42This is a new approach.
00:31:44Well, what for?
00:31:45Sean looks fine and there's nothing here that can't be fixed.
00:31:48I gotta go make some calls before dinner.
00:31:51What?
00:31:52What?
00:31:53Case closed.
00:31:54Now, if you'll just excuse me.
00:31:56Excuse me, Mr. Mason?
00:31:57You mean to tell me you're not gonna do anything about this?
00:31:59Well, I'd like to discuss this with you, Sean, but I'm too busy.
00:32:01Yeah, and you wonder why your kids are a mess.
00:32:03You can't say that.
00:32:05You don't know what it's like raising kids alone.
00:32:08I feel real sorry you lost your wife, man.
00:32:10But if you can't give these kids what they need, get rid of them.
00:32:18I guess he really doesn't care about us.
00:32:35Okay, here we go.
00:32:37All right, here we go.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:40Come on, baby.
00:32:41Five.
00:32:42Five.
00:32:43Nine.
00:32:44Eight.
00:32:45Seven.
00:32:46Oh, it's okay.
00:32:47It's okay.
00:32:48I'll just clear this.
00:32:49It's not a problem.
00:32:50No problem.
00:32:51Four.
00:32:52Five.
00:32:53Six.
00:32:54Five.
00:32:55Nine.
00:32:56Eight.
00:32:57Seven.
00:32:58That's the one.
00:32:59He's clear.
00:33:00It's okay.
00:33:01Damn it.
00:33:02I already changed the combination.
00:33:03This is becoming tiresome, Frank.
00:33:04I'll do it again.
00:33:05I'm beginning to get a headache.
00:33:06Let me see.
00:33:07One.
00:33:08Two.
00:33:09Two.
00:33:10One-of-you...
00:33:11One-of-you.
00:33:16Two.
00:33:18Two.
00:33:20Two.
00:33:21Two.
00:33:22Two.
00:33:23Two.
00:33:24Seven.
00:33:25Seven.
00:33:26Two.
00:33:27Two.
00:33:28Two.
00:33:29Two.
00:33:30Three.
00:33:31Three.
00:33:32Three.
00:33:33Two.
00:33:34To infiltrate.
00:33:35The �ire.
00:33:36Two.
00:33:37Aight.
00:33:38it's empty frank why am i not surprised
00:33:45he must have taken it with them that's oh sir this was not my idea no no your plan sir not my
00:33:54oh great the cops now the cops are gonna be here listen you with the vest can you just give me a
00:33:59little love tap right here just so the cops don't get suspicious it's pleasure no no wolfie it's
00:34:04okay oh my head oh my head the pressure the pressure
00:34:15the pressure
00:34:23the pressure
00:34:25i'll keep going don't run
00:34:28mason where are you going we were looking for you gee is it three o'clock already
00:34:44shut up dwee alex we missed you this morning didn't you hear us calling
00:34:51or was that you guys cut the crap hand it over but i spent my money on lunch
00:34:56ow
00:34:58mason mason you weren't straight with us that'll cost you 50 bucks then we can be friends again
00:35:07i hate boys you'll only make it worse
00:35:11how often this happened just went today
00:35:14what a wimp you said
00:35:21don't say a word he's very sensitive
00:35:25hey weenie you want sean to keep their butt shut up
00:35:30see i told you he's sensitive
00:35:34you know alex i saw what happened back there mind your own business
00:35:46i could show you a few things about defending yourself
00:35:49can it mr babysitter i don't want your stupid help
00:35:52frank
00:36:05i'm glad you're out of the hospital
00:36:09so who were they
00:36:12did you get a look at them
00:36:16well obviously they're after the chip i'll have to move up the washington trip tonight
00:36:25i'll leave tonight
00:36:28i'll
00:36:31make
00:36:33arrangements
00:36:34thank you frank
00:36:35thank you
00:36:37i'm sorry i hope you feel better
00:36:44i'll
00:37:04wait
00:37:05you didn't have to be so mean
00:37:07first you heat him up
00:37:08then you cool him down
00:37:11just what are you up to
00:37:13Nothing much, just 50 gallons of FD&C, red dye number two.
00:37:17Oh, Alec's not the pit of blood.
00:37:20Naturally. What's the big deal?
00:37:22Just maybe we've done enough, that's all.
00:37:25And he's really not that bad.
00:37:27All nannies are bad.
00:37:30It's in the job description.
00:37:31He's not nanny. He told me himself.
00:37:33Okay, look, I'll make a deal with you.
00:37:36If he survives a pit of blood, I'll call a truce.
00:37:40Well, promise?
00:37:41Promise, but I'll need your help. Deal?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Hey, let's sell the compost heaping this time, too.
00:37:50I'll get the seaweed.
00:38:07Oh, what'd you do that for?
00:38:10For making a mess, Porky.
00:38:12You could have just asked me to clean it up.
00:38:14Sure, but where's the fun in that?
00:38:18Help, Dad! Help me!
00:38:20Ignore it.
00:38:21Don't worry. I wouldn't lift a finger to help those brats.
00:38:24Help, Dad! I can't swim!
00:38:27Oh, my God!
00:38:29Sucker!
00:38:30I'm coming!
00:38:33Hold on!
00:38:36Oh, no, you don't!
00:38:38Yo, you little bow!
00:38:40One bolt less, an item miscalculated his inertial torque.
00:38:44But genius prevailed.
00:38:49Wow!
00:38:50Now all needs is a couple of horns, a pitchfork, and a pointy tail.
00:38:53That is it.
00:38:58Whoa!
00:39:01That's it!
00:39:02I've had it.
00:39:03From now on, you're gonna act right.
00:39:05Because I ain't leaving.
00:39:08Told you so.
00:39:09Shut up!
00:39:10You know, I don't care for your tone!
00:39:11Sit down!
00:39:13You know, you don't have to go ballistic.
00:39:16Yes, I do.
00:39:17No more games, no more tricks.
00:39:19You're gonna sit here, till I tell you to get up.
00:39:24Sit down!
00:39:29Oops, chip wire.
00:39:32And flour.
00:39:35I mean it!
00:39:45Night, Harry.
00:39:49Are you okay?
00:39:59What happened?
00:40:01Nothing I couldn't handle.
00:40:02I see.
00:40:04Well, anyway, I'm glad you're still here, especially after our talk last night.
00:40:08I got a job to do, and I'm doing it.
00:40:10Good.
00:40:10We need you.
00:40:11There was a break-in at the plant.
00:40:13I want to double security for the next 48 hours while I'm out of town.
00:40:17Okay, I'll call my boss.
00:40:18No, fine.
00:40:19Where are the kids?
00:40:22Thanks.
00:40:34Hi, Alex.
00:40:35Hi, Kate.
00:40:37We're being punished.
00:40:40I can see that.
00:40:44What did you do?
00:40:45I got mad.
00:40:47Well, I mean, it's all right if they hate you, because you're not their father.
00:40:52Hey, as long as you're fair, they'll respect you.
00:40:54Look, I know my kids.
00:40:55They don't respect anybody.
00:40:58Okay, you can get up now.
00:41:00Oh, thank you, sir.
00:41:02Thank you, sir.
00:41:06I guess I was wrong.
00:41:07Oh, yes, thank you, sir, your immenseness, Mr. Sean Armstrong, sir, king among men, god among immortals, creme de la creme.
00:41:23What?
00:41:25What?
00:41:26So you couldn't handle it by yourself, huh?
00:41:29Get out of me.
00:41:30Get the fool.
00:41:31What?
00:41:31Nothing, nothing, yeah.
00:41:33Come on.
00:41:33Never felt better.
00:41:34Huh?
00:41:35Get out.
00:41:36Ah!
00:41:37Come on.
00:41:37Get out of my mind.
00:41:38Let's see it tomorrow.
00:41:39Get out of me.
00:41:40Take it.
00:41:41Take it.
00:41:41Get out of me.
00:41:42You gonna be in here long?
00:41:58Yep.
00:41:59Only room for two.
00:42:00You know, uh, most people lift the weights.
00:42:15I knew that.
00:42:16Yeah.
00:42:18Look, if you're getting ready for a fight, all you need is attitude, not muscles.
00:42:23Ha!
00:42:23That's easy for you to say when you're the size of a redwood.
00:42:27Hey, I was a big kid, but I still get whipped every day.
00:42:31My old man never taught me how to take care of myself.
00:42:34Never taught me nothing.
00:42:36So then how'd you get him to stop beating on you?
00:42:39I graduated.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:42Then this little guy, Bert, he taught me attitude.
00:42:45Ooh, and the rest is history.
00:42:51Okay, teach me.
00:42:54Please.
00:42:57Beat apart.
00:43:00Weight forward.
00:43:02Try again.
00:43:03You're too tight.
00:43:04Remember, loose but ready.
00:43:05Okay, loose but ready.
00:43:07Yeah.
00:43:07Got it.
00:43:10Atta boy.
00:43:12No.
00:43:13If somebody swings, you're dead.
00:43:14Drop your hands by your side.
00:43:16Relax your shoulders.
00:43:19I just feel a little awkward.
00:43:21I know, but nobody else will.
00:43:24Remember, you're bad.
00:43:27I'm bad.
00:43:28Yeah.
00:43:29I'm bad.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:30I'm super bad.
00:43:31Oh, yeah.
00:43:31You're a bad nation.
00:43:33All right.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34I'm bad.
00:43:35Attitude view.
00:43:37Wait a minute.
00:43:38Where are you going?
00:43:39What's going on?
00:44:02Daddy.
00:44:03It's just me.
00:44:04I can't sleep.
00:44:10Do whatever you did last night.
00:44:12I couldn't sleep then either.
00:44:19You must have slept sometime.
00:44:22Yeah.
00:44:24Sure.
00:44:25My mommy was here.
00:44:28Before she went to heaven.
00:44:31Mom.
00:44:39You know,
00:44:41I lost my dad when I was a kid.
00:44:45But, uh,
00:44:46I don't think he went to heaven.
00:44:48You mean he went too.
00:44:50Oh.
00:44:54Oh.
00:44:57Mommy used to sing me a song.
00:45:00Could you sing it to me?
00:45:03I don't know those kind of songs.
00:45:05I could teach it to you.
00:45:07Speed, Bonnie, boat like a bird on the wind
00:45:14Onward the sailors cry
00:45:19Carry the lad who was born to be king
00:45:26Over the sea to sea
00:45:31Hey, wake up!
00:45:35I'm awake.
00:45:36Then sing.
00:45:37I've got a terrible voice.
00:45:40Sing!
00:45:41All right.
00:45:43I've got to sing my own song.
00:45:45Twinkle, twinkle, little star
00:45:52How I wonder what you are
00:45:55Up above the world so high
00:45:58Like a diamond in the sky
00:46:01Twinkle, twinkle, little star
00:46:04How I wonder what you are
00:46:09Up above the world so high
00:46:13Frank, what are you doing here?
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:22Extra security.
00:46:26Good.
00:46:26Good.
00:46:26Is Harry out in the limo?
00:46:27Uh-huh.
00:46:28Uh-huh.
00:46:29Oh, yeah.
00:46:30Oh, yeah.
00:46:30Oh, yeah.
00:46:30Harry is sick.
00:46:32You know, that's odd.
00:46:34Usually, Harry calls me himself
00:46:36Oh.
00:46:37Oh.
00:46:38Oh, your anticipation
00:46:40Is impressive
00:46:41Oh.
00:46:41blew his lunch in the garage
00:46:44Huh.
00:46:45Okay, I'll get my bags
00:46:47Oh.
00:46:48Oh.
00:46:48Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm
00:46:54It worked.
00:46:57You have to kiss Dolly
00:46:59I don't kiss Dolly's
00:47:01You're gonna wake me up
00:47:03Don't tell anybody I did that.
00:47:08Dolly likes you, would you take care of her for the night?
00:47:12No way.
00:47:13What?
00:47:14All right, all right.
00:47:33Sean!
00:47:38Uh, let me see the doll.
00:47:43What, you want a kiss or two?
00:47:47What?
00:47:48Oh, you mean for Kate, yeah, right.
00:47:50Well, it sure wasn't for me.
00:47:52Listen, uh, Sean, I didn't get a chance to say goodbye,
00:47:54so could you tell the children I love them?
00:47:57Why don't you tell them?
00:48:00You mean right now?
00:48:01Yeah, you got something more important to do?
00:48:03Yes, as a matter of fact, I...
00:48:09No, I don't.
00:48:10Good.
00:48:11But don't forget, this may be where it starts,
00:48:14but it ain't where it ends.
00:48:16I don't know, I don't know.
00:48:17I don't know.
00:48:18I don't know.
00:48:23Oh, my God.
00:48:24Oh...
00:48:26Hey, Sean, I was thinking that we could...
00:48:27Oh, hi, Dad.
00:48:29Hey, Sean, I was thinking that we could...
00:48:41Oh, hi, Dad.
00:48:43What are you doing here?
00:48:44I came to say goodnight.
00:48:46Is that so surprising?
00:48:48Well, frankly, yes.
00:48:55Gee, my old workplace looks great
00:48:57with all your inventions on it.
00:48:59You know, I really miss it.
00:49:13I can't make up for the past, but I'm going to change, Alex.
00:49:16I promise.
00:49:19I can help if you just listen to me once in a while.
00:49:24Okay?
00:49:27I love you.
00:49:28I love you, Alex.
00:49:30I love you, too.
00:49:38Mr. Mason?
00:49:39Sorry to bother you, but, um...
00:49:42I'm supposed to take care of Dolly tonight.
00:49:44Oh, yeah.
00:49:45Oh, well, take very, very good care of her.
00:49:48You bet.
00:49:50Sean.
00:49:51Thanks for everything.
00:50:00Katie.
00:50:09I love you, Katie.
00:50:11Again.
00:50:12I love you, Katie.
00:50:19I've never stopped loving her.
00:50:21I love you, Daddy.
00:50:23He missed the turn to the airport.
00:50:41Driver!
00:50:44Sit back.
00:50:46Enjoy the ride.
00:50:48Your Thanatos has planned a very full evening for you.
00:50:52Thanatos?
00:50:53Is that the sicko who's been...
00:50:55Oh, God.
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:59Frank!
00:50:59Frank!
00:51:00Don't just sit there!
00:51:00Frank!
00:51:01Frank!
00:51:02Oh!
00:51:03What?
00:51:03What?
00:51:04Oh!
00:51:05I work for Mr. Thanatos.
00:51:08How could you do that?
00:51:12What?
00:51:13Money!
00:51:14You fool!
00:51:15He'll get rid of you the moment...
00:51:17The moment you have outlived your usefulness!
00:51:22Ha!
00:51:23Ha!
00:51:23Ha!
00:51:27Ah!
00:51:27Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:29Ah!
00:51:29Ah!
00:51:29Ah!
00:51:29Ah!
00:51:29Ah!
00:51:30Ah!
00:51:30Ah!
00:51:31Ah!
00:51:31Ah!
00:51:31Ah!
00:51:32Ah!
00:51:32Ah!
00:51:32Ah!
00:51:33Ah!
00:51:33Ah!
00:51:34Ah!
00:51:35Ah!
00:51:37Yeah!
00:51:37Yeah!
00:51:37Yeah!
00:51:38I'm coming!
00:51:40I said I was coming!
00:51:43Don't worry!
00:51:45Ah!
00:51:47Mama!
00:51:48How would you like that cane up your nose?
00:51:50Ha!
00:51:51Ha!
00:51:51Ha!
00:51:52Sean!
00:51:52Hey, Byrne!
00:51:53Great to see you!
00:51:53Hey!
00:51:54Hey!
00:51:54Great to see you, too, old buddy!
00:51:57Hey!
00:51:57Give me 20 bucks for the cabbie, quick!
00:52:01Hey, keep the change.
00:52:03gee a whole quarter a quarter give me that this ain't christmas
00:52:10so who's the baby corinne meet my pal burt oh the dynamic duo wimpy and gimpy she's in a good mood
00:52:20today who's this alex kate burt wilson oh the press you're too old for bodyguard and you're
00:52:32too little to have such a big mouth i hope you're giving us a golden age discount gramps hey kids
00:52:38show some respect burt saved my life that's right i took a bullet right here for this guy nicked an
00:52:44artery you should have seen the blood pumping out oh kaboom kaboom nearly hit the ceiling
00:52:50cool anyway a long time ago this creep named tommy thanatos he tried to get me and burt to rig a
00:52:58prestigious sporting event the world series close anyway me and burt refused thanatos lost a lot
00:53:06of money and then after the event ah nice match champ now we can pay the hotel and get your clothes back
00:53:14man you sure know how to take the glow off winning
00:53:17i ordered you to throw that match you've cost me money big money oh yeah bigger than your hair
00:53:26we don't throw matches that's right of course if you were soaked in some gasoline we might throw
00:53:31matches the flaming kind and with that fireball on top of your head you'd make one hell of a torch
00:53:36first to defy me then you mock my hair you're dead
00:53:44get out of my way oh son of a he's mine
00:54:01i'll keep you down the size
00:54:17must have hit him pretty hard he landed head first in the swimming pool at the hotel next door
00:54:31Must have made a killer splash.
00:54:33No, the pool was empty.
00:54:34It would have killed him, but his hair cushioned the fall.
00:54:37Of course, they couldn't scrape up all of his brain goo,
00:54:39but at least he got a metal plate in the slammer.
00:54:42Wow, he really did save his life.
00:54:45What can you do now, Pappy?
00:54:48What can I do now?
00:54:58Okay, he'll do.
00:55:01I'll take you to class.
00:55:05No way. I want to see Alex at work.
00:55:08Yo, Alex, did Sean share his invincible psych-out technique with you?
00:55:12Yeah.
00:55:12Forget it.
00:55:13Those little guys need a backup.
00:55:16Primitive, but effective, like me and Sean.
00:55:18Thanks, but I'm fine.
00:55:20I know, I know. Too bloody.
00:55:22You want something more subtle, a blackjack.
00:55:25One good bop on the head and his brain's all over the sidewalk.
00:55:28No, really, I'm fine.
00:55:29Too messy, I know. Okay.
00:55:30How about a little mace in the face, huh?
00:55:34They'll be puking like a bunch of dogs.
00:55:36No.
00:55:36All right, all right.
00:55:37Last resort.
00:55:41Classic lead pint.
00:55:43Good for one-on-one or as a weapon of mass destruction.
00:55:47Thanks, Bert, but I'm covered.
00:55:49Okay, suit yourself.
00:55:50Hey, Richie Rich got smart.
00:56:03Figures we'll be nicer if we don't have to chase him.
00:56:06Right, Alexander?
00:56:07Wrong.
00:56:08What?
00:56:08You heard me.
00:56:09No more money.
00:56:10Oh, well, I guess we'll have to leave you alone then.
00:56:14No hard feelings.
00:56:15Give me your wallet, Twerve.
00:56:16That's not fair.
00:56:18He's got to do it on his own.
00:56:21Oh, did Mommy put this on a string so Alex wouldn't lose any more money?
00:56:25Don't you talk about my mother!
00:56:27What you gonna do?
00:56:29Let's get out of here.
00:56:30Let's get out of here.
00:56:31Let's get out of here.
00:56:32Let's get out of here.
00:56:33Let's get out of here.
00:56:34Let's get out of here.
00:56:35Let's get out of here.
00:56:36Let's get out of here.
00:56:37Let's get out of here.
00:56:38Let's get out of here.
00:56:39Let's get out of here.
00:56:40Let's get out of here.
00:56:41Let's get out of here.
00:56:42Let's get out of here.
00:56:43Let's get out of here.
00:56:44Let's get out of here.
00:56:45Let's get out of here.
00:56:46Let's get out of here.
00:56:47Let's get out of here.
00:56:48Let's get out of here.
00:56:49Let's get out of here.
00:56:50Let's get out of here.
00:56:51Let's get out of here.
00:56:52Let's get out of here.
00:56:53Let's get out of here.
00:56:54The side's even this time.
00:57:03Yes, sir.
00:57:09Excellent.
00:57:1290 seconds here, Thanatos.
00:57:15All right, raise him.
00:57:24Oh, I do enjoy a good round of torture as much as the next fellow.
00:57:38I truly do.
00:57:40But time is pressing.
00:57:43The chip, Mr. Mason, I must have it.
00:57:45I have spent years of my life on that peace finder.
00:57:49I am not about to turn it over to some psycho.
00:57:51Oh.
00:57:52Oh, let's not engage in name-calling.
00:57:58I am just a businessman.
00:58:00Like you.
00:58:02My work is my life.
00:58:05Of course, some days are more satisfying than others.
00:58:12Let's cut to the chase.
00:58:14Everyone has a price.
00:58:15Name yours.
00:58:16Forget it!
00:58:19Oh, my mistake.
00:58:22I thought you were a reasonable man.
00:58:23But no, you won't even negotiate.
00:58:27So I'll name your price.
00:58:30Alex, Junior, and Kate.
00:58:32You pick!
00:58:33You pick!
00:58:35You pick!
00:58:36Judging by a response,
00:58:38I should have done this a long time ago.
00:58:40Do you want one lump or two?
00:58:54There's nothing in there.
00:58:56It's called pretend.
00:59:00Well, then I'll take two.
00:59:01How have you spilled it?
00:59:12I'm really sorry.
00:59:14I'm nothing but a big klutz.
00:59:16I always have been.
00:59:19All the other kids made fun of me.
00:59:21You don't have to be that way.
00:59:24I could teach you.
00:59:25Really?
00:59:26Sure.
00:59:27But you gotta do everything I say.
00:59:32Try it again.
00:59:34Thumb and forefinger.
00:59:36And get that pinkie up.
00:59:47Hey, hey.
00:59:54That is an insult to the chef.
00:59:57Maybe the chef needs a little spice.
00:59:59Well, maybe you'd like a ketchup bottle down your throat.
01:00:02Whoa, the sexual energy is so thick in here,
01:00:04I could cut it with a knife.
01:00:08I think maybe I'm too young for this conversation.
01:00:12That's a smart boy.
01:00:13Reminds me of me when I was a kid.
01:00:16Except he's smart, rich, and good looking.
01:00:19True, but I still got time.
01:00:22Mm-hmm.
01:00:25No ponytails.
01:00:27Just trust me on this.
01:00:32You should have seen the flame shoot of that sucker.
01:00:38Damn.
01:00:39And I used to think all you Einsteins were weenies.
01:00:41It's fairly basic.
01:00:43Whoa.
01:00:43What have we here?
01:00:44An electrified toilet seat.
01:00:47Sheer brilliance.
01:00:48It's nothing, really.
01:00:50But it does compliment the poison ivy toilet paper.
01:00:54Whoa, and you say you aren't a genius, huh?
01:00:57Hey, hey.
01:00:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:00:59Why don't you guys carry guns?
01:01:10I lost my license.
01:01:12Can't you get it back?
01:01:13Well, you see, once you shoot the examiner in the foot,
01:01:16it gets a lot tougher.
01:01:17Ha, ha, ha.
01:01:18But any two-bit weenie can carry a gun.
01:01:20That don't make you tough.
01:01:21Tough is taking on a fight you can't win.
01:01:24Tough is getting kicked in the head and asking for more.
01:01:27Tough is a 300-pound man in tights.
01:01:37Keep the back straight.
01:01:39Make the arms a bow.
01:01:44Now, Ben.
01:01:45Bert, lovely to see you.
01:01:52You look positively effervescent.
01:01:55May I offer you tea?
01:01:57Perhaps a watercress sandwich.
01:01:59Knock it off and get out of that thing!
01:02:02You mean my leotard?
01:02:05Ah, the ballet.
01:02:07It enhances grace.
01:02:08I'm a changed man.
01:02:10Ah!
01:02:10Hey!
01:02:12Put me down, you cluts!
01:02:13I'm not a klutz anymore, Bertinsky.
01:02:16Oh!
01:02:18He's not as far along as I thought.
01:02:26Darn, I shoulda-tee you and I shoulda-plied.
01:02:29And I used to stay in a hotel room with you?
01:02:33Don't move.
01:02:36Take over!
01:02:37Oops!
01:02:38Look, it's a big, curly man.
01:02:50What do you want, scuzzbucket?
01:02:52We have come to play with the children.
01:02:55For my dead body.
01:02:56Make that true dead body.
01:02:59First one to move, there's a facelift!
01:03:01You dirtbag!
01:03:03Why, you miserable...
01:03:12Shut up!
01:03:15Oh, shh.
01:03:16Ah!
01:03:18Ah!
01:03:18Ah!
01:03:20Who's got you, but you...
01:03:21Ah!
01:03:23Ah!
01:03:23Ah!
01:03:24Ah!
01:03:24Ah!
01:03:25Ah!
01:03:25Ah!
01:03:26Ah!
01:03:26Ah!
01:03:27Ah!
01:03:27Ah!
01:03:28Ah!
01:03:28Ah!
01:03:29Ah!
01:03:29Ah!
01:03:30Ah!
01:03:30Ah!
01:03:31Ah!
01:03:31Ah!
01:03:32Ah!
01:03:33Ah!
01:03:33Ah!
01:03:34Ah!
01:03:34Ah!
01:03:35Ah!
01:03:35Ah!
01:03:36Ah!
01:03:36Ah!
01:03:37Ah!
01:03:37Ah!
01:03:38Ah!
01:03:38Ah!
01:03:39Ah!
01:03:39Ah!
01:03:40Ah!
01:03:40Ah!
01:03:41Ah!
01:03:41Ah!
01:03:42Ah!
01:03:42Ah!
01:03:43Ah!
01:03:43Ah!
01:03:44Ah!
01:03:44Ah!
01:03:45Ah!
01:03:45Ah!
01:03:46Ah!
01:03:46Ah!
01:03:47Ah!
01:03:47Ah!
01:03:48Ah!
01:03:48Ah!
01:03:49Ah!
01:03:49Ah!
01:03:50Ah!
01:03:50Ah!
01:03:51Ah!
01:03:51Ah!
01:03:52Ah!
01:03:52Ah!
01:03:53Ah!
01:03:54Ah!
01:03:55Ah!
01:03:56Ah!
01:03:57Ah!
01:03:58Ah!
01:03:59Ah!
01:04:00Ah!
01:04:01Ah!
01:04:02Ah!
01:04:03Here. Take my wallet. There's ten grand.
01:04:10Ta-ma-da.
01:04:19Ta-ma-da.
01:04:24Oh.
01:04:39Auf Wiedersehen.
01:04:44Somebody help us!
01:04:48Help me, Dad!
01:04:50Quiet, children!
01:04:52Your well-being rests in my hands now.
01:04:56Any more noise, it just shoots him.
01:05:00What about him?
01:05:05Business before pleasure.
01:05:20Daddy!
01:05:23Daddy!
01:05:24Dad!
01:05:25Kate?
01:05:26Alex, did they hurt you?
01:05:28Not yet!
01:05:30You bastard!
01:05:32Doody head!
01:05:33Scum sucker!
01:05:35Bert?
01:05:37Bert Wilson?
01:05:39What a delightful bonus.
01:05:42Thanatos!
01:05:43I should've known.
01:05:44Who else would kidnap little children?
01:05:46Thanatos?
01:05:48That's what happened to his head.
01:05:50Cool.
01:05:51Who's that?
01:05:52That's Sean's friend Bert.
01:05:54Sean Armstrong?
01:05:57My, my.
01:05:59Imagine.
01:06:00Revenge and ill-gotten wealth all in one night.
01:06:05I'm positively tingling.
01:06:08So who goes first?
01:06:10Don't you touch them.
01:06:12You can have the chip, but first you've got to let them go.
01:06:17You're hardly in a position to negotiate.
01:06:21However, once I have it, you and your family may leave.
01:06:29But not Bert!
01:06:34He cost me my hair.
01:06:37That beautiful hair.
01:06:40Thick.
01:06:41Lustrous.
01:06:43Manageable hair.
01:06:46You are gonna die a slow and agonizing death!
01:06:50You ever consider going to an auto parts store and getting a bumper guard for that chrome?
01:07:04Why, you!
01:07:05Kidnapping children, hitting an old man, you really come up in the world!
01:07:09Shut up!
01:07:10Shut up!
01:07:11I'm getting a headache!
01:07:12Aw, don't wig out!
01:07:13I couldn't hear ya!
01:07:14Ah!
01:07:15Ah!
01:07:16Shut up!
01:07:17Shut up!
01:07:18Now where is it?
01:07:19People, I change my mind!
01:07:21It's right, it's...
01:07:22It's right, Chandra!
01:07:23It's right, it's...
01:07:24It's right, Chandra!
01:07:25Alex!
01:07:26You rat!
01:07:31I don't think there's hope for this family yet.
01:07:34Roger, Unit 32.
01:07:365, Charlie, 10.
01:07:37Okay?
01:07:43Do you mind?
01:07:44Yeah.
01:07:45Could be a ransom call.
01:07:46Then get your thumb out of your butt and fetch your lieutenant!
01:07:48I am the lieutenant.
01:07:50God save us all.
01:07:53Hello, Mason residence.
01:07:55All right.
01:07:57Hold on.
01:07:58It's for you.
01:07:59Alex.
01:08:02Go ahead, it's me.
01:08:03Lieutenant!
01:08:05What a nice, fresh donut.
01:08:07The toilet seat.
01:08:08We...
01:08:09We hid the chip inside.
01:08:10On my work bench.
01:08:12Next to my wallet.
01:08:15Bring it to the Third Street Dock.
01:08:17And you have to come alone.
01:08:20It's Thanos!
01:08:22Alex!
01:08:23Very stupid!
01:08:25Yeah, you take a swan dive into an empty bowl, and I'm stupid!
01:08:28I'm so proud of you.
01:08:30Oh, how touching.
01:08:32Like the family I never had.
01:08:34And never wanted.
01:08:37Wolfgang, tie them up!
01:08:38Wait!
01:08:39No!
01:08:40No!
01:08:41No!
01:08:42No!
01:08:43No!
01:08:44No!
01:08:45I'm going after him.
01:08:46How?
01:08:47You're just a wrestler.
01:08:48What?
01:08:49Who told you?
01:08:50I saw you wrestle Trick McGraw last year.
01:08:52Why didn't you say something?
01:08:54Because I was desperate for those kids.
01:08:57And I had a gut feeling about you.
01:08:59I gotta go.
01:09:00I've got no choice.
01:09:02You bring that family back safe, or you will have to answer to me.
01:09:08He might as well bring that scroungy bull-headed old gas bag back, too.
01:09:13I'll go get him.
01:09:15Cover me.
01:09:16I'm going out Alex's window.
01:09:18Go get him.
01:09:19Lieutenant!
01:09:21Let me tell you what happened.
01:09:23Now they broke in here, three of them.
01:09:25Quit big ol' them!
01:09:44What's he doing?
01:09:45What the hell's going on?
01:09:46that'll blow you away sorry gotta get those brakes checked get up easy all I'm carrying is a wallet
01:10:01base to scour one what is your location
01:10:16why do you not answer
01:10:23okay captain scumbucket where am I going
01:10:28pull it out your door do you see it my way
01:10:32yeah
01:10:35yeah
01:10:38yeah
01:10:41yeah
01:10:44yeah
01:10:47yeah
01:10:50yeah
01:10:53yeah
01:10:55yeah
01:10:57as soon as we have the chip
01:11:02kill them all
01:11:04you lie
01:11:06so sue me
01:11:11which way
01:11:12that way
01:11:14how many number 53 markers are there in Biscayne Bay
01:11:17one obviously
01:11:18then why didn't we pass it twice
01:11:20I'll kill you for that
01:11:36I'll kill you for that
01:11:37I'll kill you for that
01:11:38I'll kill them
01:11:57now bar your keys
01:11:58Adios.
01:12:17Hey!
01:12:18Bingo.
01:12:22They're coming in.
01:12:23The anticipation is almost too much to bear.
01:12:28So is your breath.
01:12:31Now we know who's the first to die!
01:12:42They should be here by now?
01:12:46Hey, quit!
01:12:54Base to Scarab One.
01:12:57What is taking so long?
01:12:59Why do you not answer?
01:13:01Come in!
01:13:02I won't tolerate ineptitude!
01:13:05Keep trying!
01:13:07Come in!
01:13:09Come in!
01:13:11There must be something wrong.
01:13:13Freeze!
01:13:15My, my.
01:13:17I expected a more dramatic entrance
01:13:19from a man who wrestled at the West Memphis Pork Pavilion.
01:13:23Eh, we won in West Memphis.
01:13:26But not tonight.
01:13:27Not tonight.
01:13:28Yaaaww!
01:13:29Yaaaww!
01:13:31Yaaaaww!
01:13:32Huah.
01:13:34Yaaaaj!
01:13:36Huah!
01:13:37Huah!
01:13:38Uh.
01:13:39Huah!
01:13:41Yah!
01:13:43Huah!
01:13:47Huah!
01:13:49Huah!
01:13:50Huah!
01:13:51Huah!
01:13:53Hu-Huah!
01:13:54Huah!
01:13:55YAH!
01:13:57Mommy, I'll tie him!
01:14:01Just shoot the boat!
01:14:03YAH!
01:14:25Unlike you, Armstrong,
01:14:27I never lose.
01:14:33Now your friends
01:14:37can let you die.
01:14:43No!
01:14:45Save him!
01:14:47Help him!
01:14:49Dad!
01:14:51Let him go!
01:14:53Let him go!
01:14:55Let him go!
01:14:57Oh!
01:15:05You should've done that!
01:15:07Try not!
01:15:09Cause you shouldn't have hit a kid!
01:15:11No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:15No!
01:15:17No!
01:15:19No!
01:15:21No!
01:15:23Come on!
01:15:25No!
01:15:27No!
01:15:29No!
01:15:31Now it's...the button!
01:15:43Swine!
01:15:45No!
01:15:47Hang out, Wolfie Baby!
01:15:51One move!
01:15:53And I will destroy the chip!
01:15:55There's no chip in there, dork brain!
01:16:01You lied!
01:16:03So sue me!
01:16:05Ah!
01:16:06Ow, he's stuck!
01:16:11You screwed up my hair!
01:16:13Now,
01:16:15it's payback time!
01:16:17I will not be denied my pleasure!
01:16:33He's gonna kill him!
01:16:35Do something, Daddy!
01:16:37A transformer!
01:16:39We can generate electricity!
01:16:40Hey, kids!
01:16:41A superconducting magnetic beam!
01:16:43Like we did to Miss Callahan!
01:16:45What?!
01:16:46And Annie with the braces!
01:16:57Hit it!
01:17:10Now you...die!
01:17:16It's not working, Dad!
01:17:18We need a conductor!
01:17:20Come on, son! Hurry! Quick, quick, quick!
01:17:22I'll grab that in!
01:17:23Come on!
01:17:24Come on!
01:17:25Come on!
01:17:26Come on!
01:17:27Come on!
01:17:28Come on!
01:17:29Come on!
01:17:30Come on!
01:17:31Come on!
01:17:32Come on!
01:17:33Come on!
01:17:34Come on!
01:17:35Come on!
01:17:36Need a hand?
01:17:37Ah!
01:17:38I'll keep it!
01:17:39Ow!
01:17:40Oh!
01:17:41Oh, get your stuff!
01:17:42Get in there!
01:17:43Whoa!
01:17:44Whoa!
01:17:45Whoa!
01:17:46Whoa!
01:17:47Whoa!
01:17:49Stop this thing!
01:17:50He's in there!
01:17:56Whoa!
01:17:57Whoa!
01:17:58Whoa!
01:17:59Whoa!
01:18:00Whoa!
01:18:01Stop this thing!
01:18:03What?
01:18:04This beats the Fourth of July.
01:18:05Anybody got any marshmallows?
01:18:07He's toast.
01:18:20The man really blew his top.
01:18:27So, where's the stupid chip?
01:18:30Kate has it.
01:18:31Do not.
01:18:32Yes, you do, honey.
01:18:34Right here in your dolly.
01:18:42Sure about this?
01:18:43I don't need her anymore.
01:18:45You're a brave man.
01:18:50You're the brave one.
01:18:52Raising kids is the toughest gig I know.
01:19:05Oh, hey, Bert.
01:19:06Thanks for getting me out of the ring, man.
01:19:08Hey, this is just the beginning.
01:19:09You know I'm gonna need a partner around here.
01:19:11Thanks.
01:19:12But, you know, I haven't had a vacation since.
01:19:15Since I met you.
01:19:16Vacation?
01:19:17Hey, look here.
01:19:18If you need me, I can get out of this monkey suit at no time flat.
01:19:21And how far do you think you gonna get on two broken legs?
01:19:24Come on, quit mothering me.
01:19:26I love you guys.
01:19:27I love you too.
01:19:28I love you too.
01:19:40See you soon.
01:19:41Maybe sooner than you think.
01:19:43Bye, Sean.
01:19:44Hey, keep going up.
01:19:45We're gonna make him stay.
01:19:46Go stop.
01:19:47Go stop.
01:19:48Go stop.
01:19:49Go stop.
01:19:50Go stop.
01:19:51Go stop.
01:19:52Go stop.
01:19:53Go stop.
01:19:54Go stop.
01:19:55Go stop.
01:19:56Go stop.
01:19:57Go stop.
01:19:58Go stop.
01:19:59Go stop.
01:20:00Go stop.
01:20:01Go stop.
01:20:02Go stop.
01:20:03Go stop.
01:20:04Go stop.
01:20:05Go stop.
01:20:06Go stop.
01:20:07Go stop.
01:20:08When this job is over, I'm gonna settle down
01:20:13I'll find a little shack by the railroad track on the outskirts of town
01:20:18I'll plant a little garden and watch the flowers grow
01:20:22I'll tell this crazy mixed-up world I just don't want to know
01:20:27But if trouble comes a-knockin' like it did before
01:20:31I'll take that pest that upset my nest and put its head right through the door
01:20:36Baby gonna call your bluff
01:20:41The trouble gets goin' when the goin' gets rough
01:20:45It won't be over till you had enough
01:20:50You ain't nothin' but a powder puff
01:20:55No average psychotic criminal
01:21:06Genius makes a monkey out of me
01:21:08Cause I got stuck when it gets rough that you don't wanna see
01:21:13You know I am a lover
01:21:15And baby that ain't all
01:21:18I'm a wild tiger with my back's against the wall
01:21:22You think that you're a hunter
01:21:25And I will be your game
01:21:27But your game is lost, you gotta pay the cost
01:21:30Just I'm one cat you can't tame
01:21:32Ruff stuff
01:21:33A baby gonna call your bluff
01:21:36Ruff stuff
01:21:37The trouble gets goin' when the goin' gets rough
01:21:41Ruff stuff
01:21:42It won't be over till you had enough
01:21:45Ruff stuff
01:21:46You ain't nothin' but a powder puff
01:21:50Ruff stuff
01:21:51Ruff stuff
01:21:56Ruff stuff
01:21:57Ruff stuff
01:21:58Ruff stuff
01:21:58Ruff stuff
01:21:59Ruff stuff
01:22:00I just wanna go fishin'
01:22:02In the deep blue sea
01:22:04Cause I need a change
01:22:06From my reality
01:22:08This world will beat you down
01:22:11Beat you with a stick
01:22:13You want an ice cream pop
01:22:15They give you a boot to lick
01:22:18I need some time
01:22:20To sort out all this mess
01:22:22I gotta be rough and ready
01:22:25When they put me to the test
01:22:27Ruff stuff
01:22:28A baby gonna call your bluff
01:22:32Ruff stuff
01:22:33The trouble gets goin' when the goin' gets rough
01:22:36Ruff stuff
01:22:37It won't be over till you had enough
01:22:41Ruff stuff
01:22:42You ain't nothin' but a powder puff
01:22:46Ruff stuff
01:22:47Ruff stuff
01:22:51Ruff stuff
01:22:56Ruff stuff
01:23:00Ruff stuff
01:23:05Ruff stuff
01:23:10Ouch
01:23:11Ruff stuff
01:23:14Ruff stuff
01:23:19Ruff stuff
01:23:20Bust up, bust up, bust up
01:23:50Bust up, bust up, bust up