Heavenly Baby, Earthly Dad
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00:00I don't want to play with you, I'm going to take you to make me play with糖醋鱼.
00:18Oh my god, you're 400 years old.
00:22It's not good to eat meat.
00:25I'll let you know.
00:27Oh, I can't play with you.
00:29It's so awkward.
00:31You're so awkward.
00:33You're so awkward.
00:39You're so awkward.
00:41You're so awkward.
00:43Let me put it in.
00:49You're so awkward.
00:51You're so awkward.
00:53I'm so angry.
00:57Please call me.
01:07I'm so angry.
01:09You're wild.
01:11Don't cry.
01:13If you don't cry,
01:15I'll give you a call for your father.
01:17Are you really?
01:19Who's the father?
01:21Where is he?
01:23啊
01:24啊
01:25啊
01:26啊
01:27啊
01:28啊
01:29原来这就是我爸爸
01:31啊
01:32好帅啊
01:33啊
01:34当然帅了
01:35啊
01:36九年前
01:37我第一次下山
01:38去酒吧
01:39嗨皮
01:40喝醉了
01:41啊
01:42啊
01:44啊
01:45啊
01:46啊
01:47啊
01:48啊
01:49啊
01:50啊
01:51你叫什么名字
01:54小默
01:56啊
01:57啊
01:58啊
01:59啊
02:00啊
02:01啊
02:02啊
02:03啊
02:04就是那次
02:06一不小心
02:08就
02:09啊
02:10啊
02:11啊
02:12啊
02:13啊
02:14啊
02:15啊
02:16啊
02:17啊
02:18啊
02:19啊
02:20啊
02:21啊
02:22啊
02:23啊
02:24啊
02:33啊
02:34啊
02:35啊
02:36啊
02:37啊
02:38啊
02:39啊
02:40啊
02:41啊
02:42啊
02:43啊
02:44啊
02:45啊
02:46啊
02:47I'm here to meet you.
02:48Oh, no.
02:49You don't have to lie to me.
02:51If you're going to get me married,
02:53it's not clear.
02:54Okay.
02:55Let's go.
02:56Don't worry about it.
03:09I'm going to work every day.
03:11I'm going to change my mind.
03:13I've already done it.
03:15You can play with me.
03:16Why are you not helping me out?
03:20Please, you have to wait.
03:22I'm going to wait for you to help me out.
03:24I'm going to wait.
03:26You're not helping me out today.
03:30What are you doing?
03:31You might have done something.
03:33You're not helping me.
03:35You don't care for me.
03:37Why don't you pay for me?
03:38I'm fine at work.
03:40You can't get home.
03:41You don't want me to do it.
03:43You need to take my mind.
03:45You don't have to get money.
03:47You don't have to get money.
03:49It's a lot better.
03:51I'll tell you.
03:53If you don't buy that house, you're gonna take a couple of money.
03:59But I don't have enough money.
04:03You're so rich.
04:05You're so rich.
04:07You're having to buy that house.
04:09Don't be afraid.
04:11You're not buying the house.
04:13Where are you?
04:15I'll take a look.
04:16I'll take a look.
04:17I'll take a look.
04:18You're a big girl !
04:21Wow, don't worry.
04:23I really don't care.
04:24I'm fine.
04:25I'm pretty sick.
04:26I'll buy a house.
04:28Don't worry, I'll buy a house.
04:30I'll take a loan.
04:31You're a bad guy.
04:34I'll take a look.
04:36You look.
04:43You're not buying a house.
04:44That's my money.
04:51What is this?
04:53My house?
04:54You can take me to look at it.
04:56Right.
04:57I didn't buy a house.
04:59But it's for our future.
05:02Tell me.
05:03My money is going to where?
05:05It's just 20 million.
05:07What's that?
05:08Not 20 million.
05:09I've spent a month in 5,000.
05:11I've spent a long time.
05:12Where are you!
05:14You tell me!
05:15I'm going to protect you.
05:16Do you?
05:17You take me?
05:18You have your money.
05:19Every month, I have to buy money.
05:21I don't have money.
05:22I don't have money.
05:23If we have kids, how can I am?
05:25You can tell me.
05:27I'm not paying you.
05:29You don't want to pay you.
05:31I'm not paying you.
05:32I'm not.
05:33You're all right.
05:34The mother is my money all bought.
05:37When I go to a store,
05:38I'll get you a gift.
05:39I'll get you a gift.
05:41Oh my god, I want you to marry.
05:45I want you to be able to marry me.
05:47I can say that.
05:48Fife.
05:49I believe you.
05:53I will be willing to marry you.
05:55I'll be willing to marry you.
05:57I'll be willing to marry you.
05:58If you're a bad person's, then I'll be the last time.
06:01Fife.
06:02I believe you're not.
06:03You don't want to marry me.
06:04Then you can give me five thousand?
06:06I'll be right back.
06:09I'll be right back.
06:11This big guy, I don't think he'll be able to kill him.
06:15You're a girl, I'm not going to blame you.
06:33Tell me, I'm going to kill you.
06:35I'm going to kill you.
06:36The weather is so good.
06:37How can't it be?
06:38Oh
07:08当我带到富二代
07:08我直接就把你给拽了
07:15看来
07:16阿姨这只是说真话了
07:20死丫头
07:21你给我闭嘴
07:23海东
07:24你听我解释
07:26爸爸
07:27刚才老天爷都看不下去了
07:29你千万不要被骗了
07:32你刚才说的那些
07:33海东
07:34我刚才是被吓到了
07:36才胡说八道的
07:37你还是相信我的
07:43对吧
07:45我相信你妈
07:46吴海东
07:54你个臭屌丝
07:55竟然敢打我
07:56给我滚
07:57老娘早就该甩了你这个冲光蛋
08:01爸爸
08:05你真棒
08:06我现在没心情跟你玩
08:13我爸爸有钱了
08:14是不是就不会被甩了
08:15我一定要帮他
08:17爸爸你快看
08:17有钱了
08:18我什么时候就不会被甩了
08:20我一定要帮他
08:26爸爸你快看
08:28有钱了
08:29我最后就会儿
08:29我iva
08:37就快去
08:39我扔了
08:39我
08:39我
08:40我
08:40不
08:41我
08:42I don't know.
09:12Oh, my God!
09:14Oh, my God!
09:24I can see you!
09:26Bye-bye.
09:28Come here.
09:42Oh, my God!
09:44How much do you buy?
09:46No, you can buy a million dollars.
09:48A million dollars?
09:49That's two million dollars.
09:50Father, you believe me.
09:52You can buy a million dollars.
09:54If you buy more, you can buy more.
09:56No, I only have a million dollars.
09:59You can buy a million dollars.
10:01Father, you believe me?
10:04It's already done.
10:05You can leave.
10:07What?
10:12You are a woman!
10:14Lord, Lord, I will be happy.
10:16Why would I win?
10:17Oh!
10:18Aにな.
10:21A winner!
10:24We received a winner!
10:26We got a winner!
10:28This award winner was a winner.
10:29It's for a winner.
10:30It will be a winner.
10:31The winner won't pay for the winner.
10:34No, my God!
10:35If you get...
10:39What would you do?
10:41My father, how are you?
10:48Don't follow me!
10:51My father!
10:53I've already told you that I'm not your father.
10:56I ask you, don't kill me!
10:59Don't worry, I'll go home.
11:01I'm gonna go home.
11:07I'll go home.
11:09How could I go?
11:10I'm driving.
11:11I'm going home.
11:12What did you do?
11:13I was worried about you.
11:14I'm going home.
11:15I'm going home.
11:16And I'm going home.
11:18I'm going home.
11:19How's your day?
11:22I know about the festival in the june shop?
11:24I know, I know.
11:25How are you?
11:26I know, I know.
11:27起牌价一个亿
11:28我去这么贵
11:30我要是有宝贝就好了
11:32卖了就能发财
11:33对啊
11:35可以带爸爸去卖东西赚钱
11:37爸爸 我饿了
11:39你带我去吃饭吧
11:41嗯
11:42嗯
11:44恭喜张大少
11:48以五百万的价格
11:49拍下这条钻石项链
11:50恭喜
11:51恭喜
11:51张大少
11:55那条项链是
11:57送给你的
11:59谢谢亲爱的
12:01幸亏人家把那个臭送快递的给甩了
12:07不然
12:08哪有机会伺候张大少
12:12你长得这么漂亮
12:14早就应该跟我的
12:15那个破送快递的
12:17哎
12:18哎
12:19哎
12:19哎
12:20哎
12:21哎
12:23这可是全市最高档的郁星酒店
12:26太贵了
12:27你走吧
12:27吴海东
12:29于飞飞
12:30吴海东
12:37你怎么也敢来这里
12:39这可是本市最高档的酒店
12:41你那兜里的钱扣吗
12:44我们是来卖东西的
12:49卖东西
12:51他一个送快递的能卖什么东西
12:54卖他身上的破衣服
12:55还是脚上的破胶鞋
12:56或者
12:58卖他头上那顶绿帽子
13:02我们走
13:04站住
13:05这种地方
13:07也是你想来就来
13:09想走就走的
13:10你想干什么
13:11爬出去
13:12你
13:13擅自闯箭拍卖会
13:15我可以报警抓你
13:16但是你要是爬出去的话
13:19我就当没看见
13:21你们亲人太善
13:22吴海东
13:23张大少已经给过你机会了
13:26你要是不想被抓
13:27那就
13:28擅出去
13:29我们是来卖东西的
13:31不是擅自闯箭来
13:33好 卖东西
13:34那就把宝贝拿出来
13:37让大家看看吧
13:38啊
13:41姐姐
13:42这个可以给我吗
13:43嗯
13:44This is what I want to sell.
14:14You are going to sell your money.
14:17You are just like this one.
14:19You are going to sell your money.
14:21My sister, I'm going to give you one hundred dollars.
14:25I'll give you one hundred dollars.
14:27One hundred dollars, that's not enough.
14:29Okay, I'm happy to give you one thousand dollars.
14:32That's not enough.
14:34You don't want to give me a lot.
14:35I'll go.
14:39You don't want to buy this one.
14:42I don't want to buy this one.
14:43You don't want me to buy this one.
14:49Here's five hundred dollars.
14:52The money I bought.
14:57That's why we're paying for this one.
15:00You don't want to buy this one.
15:03You're not going to buy this one.
15:05You're a little girl.
15:07You don't want to be a child.
15:08I didn't believe she was your daughter.
15:12现在看他这副丢人现眼的模样,简直跟你这个无海都一模一样。
15:17于飞飞,你别太过分。
15:20行,就当我是施舍乞丐了。
15:24你说,多少钱?
15:26一个亿。
15:34一个亿?
15:36小朋友,这可不是你骚托打滚的地方。
15:39赶紧拿上这五万块钱,和你爸滚。
15:43我可是三界上仙,瘦女的女儿。
15:46我身上的不是你狗,是仙药。
15:51这孩子,这孩子疯了。
15:56喝这个就能延年益寿,其子回生。
16:00我信你尝尝。
16:01你把这个脏脑袭拿开。
16:04我信死了。
16:05没家教的小畜生。
16:07来人啊!
16:09把这对妇女给我赶出去,好好救醒一队。
16:12是。
16:13住手。
16:28是谁这么大的?
16:29敢把我玉星酒店的客人丢出去。
16:31刘小姐。
16:32你们张家在苏城虽然有不定的实力。
16:33你们张家在苏城虽然有不定的实力。
16:35但想在我刘家的地盘上做威作福。
16:37还差点。
16:38刘小姐,你误会了。
16:40是,是这的乞丐父女,她们擅闯。
16:42闭嘴。
16:43闭嘴。
16:44乞丐又怎么了?
16:45你们张家就是这般仗势欺人的吗?
16:47不是我们没有。
16:48我有点渴了,如果倒杯水来。
16:51爷爷,你等一下,晚上出去。
16:52机会来了,快去倒杯水。
16:56爷爷,我这也有水,你喝吧。
16:59来,谢谢你,小姑娘。
17:01您呢,他也有水,小姑娘。
17:06爹。
17:08爹。
17:09爹。
17:13到底怎么了?
17:17刘小姐,这水。
17:18爵。
17:20爷爷,你没事吧?
17:22哦。
17:23你到底给我爷爷放了什么?
17:26这个小畜牢把自己身上搓的泥放进杯子里,
17:29给刘老爷子喝了。
17:30He is a kid.
17:32He is a kid.
17:34He must be infected.
17:36So he will become like this.
17:38If you kill me, I won't let you know.
17:40I don't have to be infected with you.
17:42Why did he have to be infected with the water?
17:44Why did he have infected with the water?
17:46He must be infected with the virus.
17:48Yes, he is.
17:50We will have more people.
17:52He is a kid.
17:54He is a kid.
17:56Don't worry about him.
17:58He is a kid.
18:00I love him.
18:02I'm so happy.
18:04Wait.
18:06I love him.
18:08I love him.
18:12I love him.
18:14I love him.
18:16Let's go.
18:46小朋友,刚刚是我错怪你了,你想要什么补偿,尽管说。
18:50姐姐,没关系的,我既然治好了老爷爷,能不能费一点医药费呢?
18:56行,当然行,你要多少我都给你转。
18:59那,那就一个亿吧。
19:02我明白了,这肯定是巫术,不然怎么可能突然让一个瘫痪的人一下子变得活蹦乱跳了。
19:10你们千万不要被这个臭丫头给骗了,他爸就是个送快递的,怎么可能是什么神医。
19:16不然的话,至于这么穷啊。
19:23就是,我看他就是个招妖撞骗的神棍。
19:27刘老爷子,你只是一时受蒙骗,说不定等会就变回言状了。
19:31张家豪是吧,老父我自己的身体自己知道。
19:34我大病出狱,你不恭贺我也就算了,还在这儿诋毁小神医,到底案的什么居心?
19:40不是,刘老爷子,我这是为您着想吧?
19:44不就是一个亿吗?
19:45子雪,转账。
19:46你把你的账号给我,我等会让财物给你打过去。
19:49爸爸,咱们有钱了,可以给我买个冰激凌吗?
19:52小朋友,我们酒店有从意大利进口的高档冰激凌,你想吃多少就是多少。
20:01刘小姐真是阔气啊,叫我们东辉公司的钱什么时候还的。
20:05你们来干什么?
20:07刘小姐,怕不是忘了,你们刘家在我东辉公司海边买了一百亩地,价值一百亿,但是钱没给,我是来收钱的呀。
20:14放屁,那一百亩地,本来就是我们刘家的柴姐,你当初私自修改河头,现在居然还要我们一百亿去买回来,简直是荒谬之急。
20:31这个小白脸,怪不得刘小姐不搭理我了,原来喜欢小白脸啊。
20:37你给我闭嘴。
20:38刘小姐,小白脸哪会技能人呢?不如和我吃什么,我伺候你舒舒服服的。
20:43你,你!
20:45你!
20:47爷爷,你没事吧!
20:48这小子居然是你爷爷刘战藤啊!
20:50我这群无赖,赶紧给我滚出一行酒店,否则的话。
20:52否则什么?
20:54威胁我,你这么漂亮,我早就想和你玩玩。
20:56你干什么?
20:56你,你,你,你,你,你,你,你,你,你,你来嘛!
21:01Don't kill me!
21:03Don't kill me!
21:04I'm gonna kill you!
21:06Don't kill me!
21:13Get out of here!
21:15You're so brave!
21:17You're good!
21:24You're so brave!
21:25You're so brave!
21:26You're so brave!
21:31I don't want to die!
21:34You're so brave!
21:36Shut up!
21:38Kill me!
21:43You should go!
21:45You...
21:46You're right!
21:47I'm not an army!
21:48I'm so brave!
21:50You have to destroy me!
21:52I'll try to blow you!
21:53Alright!
21:54Come on!
21:55We're not one of them!
21:56Yeah!
21:57Man, I don't know!
21:58That's good!
21:59I can't remember you!
22:00糟了,如果把事情弄大,会给爸爸有麻烦的。
22:06叔叔,如果我送你一个宝贝,你可以放过我爸爸吗?
22:09笑屁孩,有什么宝贝?
22:10臭丫头,你竟敢耍我啊?
22:15等一下,放了那孩子,刘老爷子,这是你们和东徽公司的事,可不连累我们普通人啊。
22:22只要放了孩子,我们那块地不要了。
22:26爷爷,不行。
22:27真是真的?
22:30We'll leave it, we'll be fine.
22:32You're the one.
22:33You're the one.
22:34I'll leave it.
22:36I'll leave it.
22:38No, I can't let you leave it.
22:54You're the one.
22:56You're the one.
22:58要是惹到东辉集团
22:59我们都得吃不了兜着走
23:01怕什么
23:02这苏承不是只有他们东辉
23:04才能支手遮天的
23:05刘老爷子
23:06你们虽然是苏承首富
23:08可是东辉集团掌管整个黑道
23:10你们跟东辉斗
23:11就不怕刘家在苏承消失吗
23:13现在这小神一离开
23:14后面的事情
23:14有我们刘家手带
23:15惹到了东辉公司
23:17你们还想说走就走
23:18张家豪
23:19你还是不是人
23:20他只是个孩子
23:21我不管
23:22浩南哥没说话
23:23他就不准走
23:24我 我看见了
23:27我的作业光亮了
23:29是你
23:30是你刚才给我的那个药
23:33小神一
23:34你说 你想要什么
23:37我都把作业
23:38那你把那块地还给老爷爷
23:41没问题
23:41绝对没问题
23:43而且你还要跟子学姐姐道歉
23:46你的眼睛是我治好的
23:49我也可以随时让她看不见
23:51好吧
23:52不歇
23:53再道歉
23:57可以了
24:01那 那我是先走啊
24:03说话可要算数哦
24:04哎 没问题
24:05我说话绝对算数
24:06哎 哎 哎 走走走走
24:08走走走走
24:09哈哈哈哈
24:10我要告诉我妈
24:11我的太年了
24:12哈哈哈哈
24:12小妹妹
24:13你真的是神医啊
24:14海东
24:15能不能让你女儿
24:16也帮帮我们呀
24:18不能
24:19哎呦
24:20吴哥
24:20吴哥
24:21就帮帮我们呗
24:23啊
24:24爸爸
24:25猪猿为乐不是好事吗
24:26就帮帮他们吧
24:28哎 就是
24:30哎 吃了吧
24:35啊
24:36啊
24:37啊
24:38啊
24:38啊
24:39啊
24:39吃不大
24:40吃不完行不行啊
24:42哎呀
24:43这可是神药
24:43可不能浪费啊
24:44哦
24:45对对对
24:46哎
24:47哎
24:48你为什么要帮他们呀
24:49我做的不是仙药
24:51是让他们变丑的药
24:53啊
24:54那还不快跑
24:55走
24:59太好了
25:00不仅治好了我的病
25:02还解决了
25:03刘家和冬会的纷争
25:05糟了 爷爷
25:06怎么了
25:06他们的账号还没给我
25:08医药费怎么办
25:17好不好吃啊
25:18爸爸
25:19我们药费都没拿
25:20岂不是还发不了财了
25:22哎
25:22哈哈
25:23一个小孩子假假
25:25总满脑子都是发财发财
25:26看来你妈妈对你的教育
25:28很偏心嘛
25:29什么意思啊爸爸
25:30我的意思就是啊
25:32你妈没好好教你
25:33没事
25:34以后就我来教你
25:36哎
25:36什么情况
25:38哎
25:40谁啊
25:41怎么回事
25:42嘿
25:43是妈妈
25:47妈妈来了
25:48妈妈来了
25:51你说谁没好好教孩子呢
25:52你
25:54你
25:55你是鬼还是妖怪
25:56怎么可以闪现过来的
25:58妈妈当然是神仙了
26:00而且是三界的上仙圣女
26:03什么圣女
26:04不过我觉得
26:06不过我觉得
26:07不过我觉得
26:09你有点灭熟
26:10你仔细看看
26:11我是谁
26:12。
26:27。
26:35小梦!
26:37小梦!
26:39你在哪?
26:40Hi.
26:46You're here.
26:49How did you go to where is?
26:51I'm the First Lady of the Greatest Lady.
26:55So, I can't stand with the consternation.
26:58The last days before I was not there,
27:01I was pregnant.
27:04My father took me to the police.
27:06First Lady of the Greatest Lady.
27:08You're not joking?
27:09Father, your mother is a young girl, or how could it be?
27:13Are there a young girl?
27:39That's why I have a wife and a daughter.
27:49But I am a female.
27:54If I am with you, I can't accept the香火.
27:58My father said that you need to be in your hands.
28:02You need to be in your hands.
28:04That's why you give me a gift.
28:07If I'm with you, I'll be able to pay for what kind of money?
28:10How much money is it?
28:11$10.
28:12$10.
28:13$10.
28:14No problem.
28:15I'll pay you.
28:16$10.
28:18$10.
28:19$10.
28:20$10.
28:21Mother, you can help your father to save money.
28:24We can live together.
28:27No, this is your father's under your law.
28:31How do I help him?
28:32That, father, we'll start to pay you.
28:35I'm not sure how many times.
28:37I'm not sure how many times.
28:39You only have two days.
28:41If you can't take out the card,
28:43I'll just take you back to the next one.
28:45We'll never see you again.
28:55You'll be fine with your father.
28:57I'll come back to the next two days.
29:05It's okay.
29:07Father, I can take you back.
29:09I don't want to take you back.
29:24Your face is so scary.
29:26Your face is too bad.
29:28That small kid is supposed to kill me.
29:35Let me become a girl.
29:37Let me be a man.
29:38What should we do?
29:40I'm not sure what you did.
29:42I'm going to leave the women.
29:44He's sick.
29:45I'm not sure what you're doing.
29:46Go, go, go.
29:47Go, go, go.
29:58啊
30:02啊
30:09啊
30:11哎呦
30:13我的小圣童啊
30:15你快别喊了
30:17我这不是来了吗
30:18哼你个小白龙
30:19我教你这么久
30:20现在才出来
30:21那不是听
30:23紧紧老弟说
30:24你差点把它做成糖妇鱼
30:26哎, I'm not afraid you would have made me a roll of rice soup.
30:29You're not afraid, help me.
30:31匠童, you're what's up here?
30:35捡你的龍鱗.
30:37等我賣了,就可以把我爸爸 cholezen十個億當彩禮了.
30:41那可不行, I'm not afraid.
30:43我這龍鱗可是三屆最定級的寶物。
30:44百萬年才產出一片,別說是十億,就是百億千億也買不來啊。
30:49你到底給不給?
30:51不給。
30:52好,你可別忘了,我的飯小可是哪吒。
30:55You still want to get the dragon?
30:57That's why you don't want to get the dragon.
31:07My little dragon.
31:08You can't cry.
31:10You can cry.
31:12You can cry.
31:14Okay.
31:16Okay.
31:17I'll give you a piece.
31:19My little dragon.
31:21I'm here.
31:25Let's see.
31:29I'm gonna die.
31:31Let me.
31:32Let me.
31:33Let me, you're from here.
31:38What about you?
31:39I'm so focused.
31:40Your mentee.
31:44You've got to것.
31:45Sei.
31:46I don't care.
31:48My old friend,
31:49this can bring me the whole…
31:51Here on of Dzagoro.
31:52自修师姐 师父的百岁寿辰 我们就从这把玲珑剑当寿礼 是不是太普通了 可是 这世线的宝物几乎都被天明师兄搜了去了 能找到这把宝剑 已经不错了 此次寿宴上 师父还会传授一门让修为一日千里的功法 可惜啊 我们就送这礼物 崇原大法可能与我们无缘了 我看 此次又是天明师兄的囊中之物了
32:21我们青山冠 可是仙界建在凡间唯一的宗牌 所有弟子都是有王位列仙班的 可是天明师兄打着青山冠的名号四处敛财 做了那么多坏事 就因为他到处给师父找宝物 师父就睁一只眼闭一只眼 这是太偏心了
32:38没办法 只有天明师兄才能讨到师父的欢心 诶 师姐 你若是能找到这世间法力之高的珍宝送给师父
32:47我去哪儿找心力高的宝物 姐 你终于来了
32:52紫秋 你买了什么东西啊 花了三千万块钱
32:56明天是师父的百岁寿臣 我要是不送点上得了台面的礼物 多丢我们刘家人的脸啊
33:02于是 我就买了这把宝剑 就没有生活费了
33:06这卡里有一千万 不过再顾问 谢谢姐
33:09对了 姐 咱爷爷身体怎么样了
33:11说到这事儿 我还得让你帮我再找两个人
33:12找谁啊 一个男人和一个小女孩
33:14好像是一对父女 男的名叫吴海东
33:16找他们做什么
33:17他们用先要治好爷爷的病人
33:18找他们做什么
33:19他们用先要治好爷爷的病人
33:20找他们做什么
33:21他们用先要治好爷爷的病人
33:22爷爷的身体现在跟三十岁的人一样
33:24什么 三十岁
33:25爷爷的病
33:26可是世间最顶级的专家都束手无策的
33:28而且 他们没有一份报仇就走了
33:30爷爷说一定要找到恩人好好感谢
33:32放心吧 我一定会的
33:33那公司还有事儿 我就先走了
33:34嗯
33:35你 爷爷说一定要找到恩人好好感谢
33:37放心吧 我一定会的
33:38那公司还有事儿 我就先走了
33:40嗯
33:41你 爷爷说一定要找到恩人好好感谢
33:43你 爷爷说一定要找到恩人好好感谢
33:45放心吧 我一定会的
33:47那公司还有事儿 我就先走了
33:49嗯
33:50你爷爷瘫痪这么多年
33:53居然被治好了
33:54这两个到底是什么人啊
33:56他们啊 是我们刘家的恩人
33:58你放心
33:59我们啊 一定不会亏待他们的
34:01现在 最重要的是送师傅什么宝物
34:08哇
34:09你们要什么啊
34:11我们有个宝贝想办
34:12那是什么东西
34:13好大的嫌弃
34:14宝贝
34:15宝贝
34:21老板
34:22我们有个宝贝想办
34:24宝贝
34:25这什么破了玩意儿
34:27哎 滚开滚开
34:28老板 你好好看看
34:30这可是三界圣物
34:32三界圣物
34:33一个塑料片子 是圣物
34:35你当我是傻子
34:36你们两个赶快出去
34:37理解来了
34:39要不然我生气了
34:40这确实也太像塑料片了
34:43谁会买
34:44哎 我买 我买
34:45哎 师姐
34:46这塑料片
34:47你买它干什么
34:48我看过师傅的圣宝典籍
34:50这就是白楼圣灵
34:52我能感受到太强大的仙气
34:54绝对不会错
34:55帅哥
34:56您这宝物
34:57卖多少钱
34:58看他样子挺想要的
35:00要不先报个十万试试
35:04十
35:05十亿
35:06成交
35:07十亿
35:08有点少了吗
35:09要不再加五亿
35:11再加五亿
35:13帅哥
35:14我只能出这么多了
35:15求求你就卖给我吧
35:17你是说你用15亿
35:18买这个
35:19嗯
35:20十五亿
35:21对
35:22爸爸 我就说这是个宝物吧
35:29行 马上给钱
35:30卡里有一千万
35:31剩下的我明天打给你
35:33也行
35:34不行
35:35必须十五亿我们才卖
35:39这东西能值十五亿
35:40这女的怕是脑子有病
35:42我觉得一千万差不多了
35:44咱们见好就说
35:45爸爸你相信我
35:47这个当真是三截之宝
35:49十五亿都说你吃亏了
35:52姐姐
35:53如果没有十五亿
35:54我们就另选买家
35:58等一下
35:59要不我把这个递给你们
36:02明天你们来青山灌
36:03到时候一手拿钱一手拿货可以吗
36:06师姐
36:07要把青山令递给他们
36:08这可是我们仙剂至宝
36:10要是丢了要受重罚的
36:12你懂什么
36:13只要有了白龙胜利
36:15师父不仅不会罚我
36:16说不定
36:17还会生我当首席大弟子呢
36:21啊
36:22这青山令
36:23是凶仙主的宝物
36:24能把这个比例子呢
36:26看来它不是骗子
36:31这又是什么东西
36:32很值钱吗
36:33好吧
36:35姐姐
36:36我相信你
36:37那我们明天见
36:38那请明天
36:39务必在七点之前送到
36:40我现在就去准备钱
36:41没问题
36:42到此
36:43爸爸
36:44明天我们就有十五亿了
36:45对
36:46走
36:47师父
36:48这是和嫦娥仙子的玉土
36:49同胞的神兽
36:50不知您是否还满意啊
36:52满意
36:54为时很满意
36:56天明的
36:58你也很喜欢
36:59你就懦弃
37:00你吃点了
37:01我就会看一眼
37:02就会看一眼
37:03来
37:04你吃点了
37:05你吃点了
37:06我吃点了
37:07我吃点了
37:08你吃点了
37:09你吃点了
37:10你吃点了
37:11你吃点了
37:12你吃点了
37:13你吃点了
37:14你吃点了
37:15你吃点了
37:16你吃点了
37:17这次带来的神兽,能让威士增加功力五百年,你,功无可没。
37:33师父的百岁大寿,弟子,为了能让师父早日成仙,定当竭尽全力。
37:39不像有些人随随见面拿着一些破铜烂体,简直是毫无诚意。
37:47I'll see you next time.
38:17This is a
38:41Thank you very much.
39:11青山令
39:13你不会是把青山令弄丢了吧
39:16我 我只是把它递给别人
39:18换一个更珍贵的礼物送给师父当寿礼
39:21你好大的胆子
39:23青山令乃是我宗的先根法器
39:25居然随随便便地把它递给别人
39:27师父
39:28那个宝物真的很厉害
39:30等卖主送过来的时候
39:31你一定会满意的
39:32师父
39:33他在垂死挣扎
39:34按照门规弄丢青山令者
39:37应当立即处死
39:41好啊
39:42既然你目无尊长
39:46就别怪为师手下无情
39:52等一下
40:01太好了
40:02你们终于来了
40:04姐姐 你的令盘还给你
40:06谢谢
40:07怎么样
40:07签准备好了吗
40:10食物仪都在卡里了
40:11昨天给的一千万
40:12就等二位送来的辛苦费
40:14那我就不客气了
40:16白龙圣灵
40:18对
40:18这才是我给师父的寿礼
40:22紫秋啊
40:23你把三家的圣物都给为师找来了
40:26你才是为师最好的徒儿啊
40:30这就是传说中的白龙圣灵
40:32三界最珍贵的宝物
40:33怎么被他得到啊
40:34等一下
40:36这不可能是白龙圣灵
40:38师父
40:40白龙圣灵
40:41乃是仙界最底级的把握
40:43他们怎么会赢啊
40:45我看
40:46是小师妹
40:47被给一个片口蒙蔽了
40:49天明说的
40:51也有一些道理
40:53三界
40:53数千年来
40:54所有人便寻不得的白龙圣灵
40:57你是怎么找到的
40:59如果我输了
41:00你就暴露小白龙的位置了吗
41:02有坏心之人
41:03肯定会对他努力的
41:05啊
41:06我明白了
41:07你们是刘子秋请来的骗子同伙
41:11为的
41:12就是在师父的百岁寿宴上
41:14奉一场好戏来蒙蔽师父
41:16师父
41:17我没有
41:17来人
41:19他们给我抓起来
41:31我们不是骗子
41:32这真的是白龙圣灵
41:39什么下贱吗
41:40你敢冒充白龙圣灵
41:42你当我们青山观
41:43所有人都是愚蠢之辈不成
41:45你没有会言
41:46竟敢糟蹋仙街宝物
41:48你不配做修仙者
41:50臭
41:51你说什么
41:57你 居然有法术
41:59我女儿可是上兴圣徒
42:00你们敢冒犯她
42:02不想活了吗
42:03嗯
42:03圣仙圣童
42:08大胆
42:10圣仙圣女
42:11乃三界的仙女
42:13她的孩子
42:14怎么能随便下界呢
42:17你敢冒充圣童
42:18真的不想活了吗
42:20你们这些臭虾烂鱼
42:21真难我好欺负吗
42:23我去叫我妈来
42:24到时候你们都得受罚
42:26哈哈哈哈
42:28妖童啊
42:29为点法术
42:31你口不遮了
42:33说
42:34你到底是谁
42:35她是妖怪
42:36她是妖怪
42:42天明师兄
42:43就是他们
42:46利用妖术害我们差点毁容
42:48这个吴海龙就是一个送快递的
42:50被我甩了之后心也不甘
42:52所以利用这个小妖怪
42:54报复我们呢
42:55吴海龙
42:56吴海龙
42:57一个男人和一个小女孩
42:59好像是不不明
43:02难道能叫吴海龙
43:03一个男人和一个小女孩
43:08赶紧
43:09给我接打电话
43:12你放屁
43:13明明是你骗我的钱
43:14我打这么个玩意儿
43:15我还没找你算账
43:16但恶人先告状
43:17你们别信她的鬼话
43:19她如果是什么圣童
43:20怎么会用这种下列的手段
43:22我女儿不是妖怪
43:23是你们自己才能无厌
43:24才遭到报应的
43:25用了妖术
43:27就是妖怪
43:28我青山怪
43:29今天就要替天行道
43:32妖怪
43:33受死吧
43:34初级尽先还想伤我
43:36打蛋妖童
43:40打蛋妖童
43:47糟了
43:48这雷天王
43:49是外公赐给凡间的法法
43:50能掀制一劲打猎
43:53妖童
43:54我谅你也逃不出我的雷天王
43:57老狱大师
43:58快杀到他
43:59好
44:00你
44:20就会
44:21你
44:22姜
44:23我
44:25不要
44:25我
44:28Oh
44:58我不杀他
45:00我不杀他
45:01你怎么成仙呢
45:02你不成仙
45:03这青山怪
45:04什么时候救我的
45:05你
45:06有怪
45:08是我死吧
45:11等一下
45:20这小孩
45:21对我刘家有救命之恩
45:23我看你们谁敢动他
45:24你们青山怪
45:26是修仙之头
45:27但是对一个小孩这么下手
45:29是不是枉为先人呢
45:30刘正风
45:31在苏城你可以指手画脚
45:33但这是青山怪
45:35你有什么资格说话
45:36没错
45:37这妖怪
45:38也是你们刘家招来的
45:40要我看
45:41你们这刘家
45:42跟这妖怪就是一伙的
45:43你敢一起去死
45:44你个臭娘们
45:47还想打我呀
45:48张大婶
45:48这青山怪
45:49虽是修仙之间
45:51但你
45:51终归是要回苏城的吧
45:53刘老爷
45:56你也知道这是仙门重点
45:58我劝你
45:59你狗凡人
46:00不要插手
46:01否则
46:02别怪我不给你们留下面子
46:05你们修仙者本应该保护苍生
46:07那现在却要对一个孩子下毒手
46:09你们不配修仙
46:10他是一个妖头
46:14是妖我就可以杀
46:16你凭什么说他是妖
46:17那就让我把他的原型打出来
46:20就知道他是不是妖怪了
46:22子秋 你没事吧
46:30身为青山怪弟子
46:33你居然帮一个妖怪
46:35你也该死
46:39你们青山怪好大的胆子
46:59敢欺负我的女儿
47:01成天王
47:06居然碎了
47:07妖怪
47:09居然敢毁掉上仙
47:10赐给我们的法宝
47:11你触犯了天条
47:13死罪
47:14妈妈 快救救爸爸
47:17仙剑赐你们法力
47:20你们居然对一个凡人
47:22下如此重手
47:23你们青山怪
47:25是应该好好整顿一下了
47:27是这个臭送快递的
47:28是自己上去的
47:29我该送你
47:39爸爸 你醒了
47:51我还活着
47:52是妈妈救了你
47:53老婆 你太怕了
47:56这个妖怪的法力更加强大
47:57只要我把他们两个都杀
47:59抽血踢骨
48:00炼成胆药
48:02我就可以成仙了
48:04把我炼成胆药
48:06你有这个本事吗
48:08这可是青山怪
48:09先人庇佑的地方
48:11你个妖怪也敢在这放肆
48:12不想活了你
48:13青山怪弟子天恋
48:16我杀了这两个妖怪
48:17老婆 小心
48:20这 这是
48:31多谢圣女
48:41救我孙女一名
48:42我
48:42贫道
48:46有眼无处
48:47得罪了圣童
48:48还望圣凯恩
48:51什么圣女啊
48:53我不相信
48:53对
48:54这肯定是妖怪
48:55天明师兄呢
48:57天明师兄哪去呢
48:58他不配修心
48:59我已经向他打出三界之外
49:01现在
49:02他已经变成一骨浮沉了
49:04妈妈
49:05他们两个也是大坏的
49:06圣女饶命
49:08圣女饶命
49:09小妹妹
49:10不不
49:11圣女姐姐
49:11我们知道错了
49:13海东
49:13你帮我跟圣女姐姐
49:15煮旧情
49:15看到我们曾经在一起过
49:17你
49:17你可别胡说八道啊
49:19小
49:20就是他
49:21他勾引我
49:23挑拨我和海东哥的关系
49:24我本来很欣赏海东哥的
49:26你个臭渣男
49:28活蛋
49:29吴海东
49:31你是不是不远心了
49:33你
49:35你送开
49:37你
49:37看来
49:41他还是心软了
49:43张家豪
49:44是老娘救了你的命
49:45是是是
49:47不愧你之间跟他有一腿
49:48好吧
49:49那你们回
49:50谢谢圣女
49:52谢谢圣女
49:52但是
49:53你们也不能继续做人
49:55你水性洋花
50:04铁不知耻
50:05那
50:06你就去做
50:07鸡
50:08原来不做人要做鸡
50:12你狂妄自大
50:14卑鄙无耻
50:15那你就
50:16去做猪
50:18道医
50:20你不分黑白
50:21纵容弟子为非作胆
50:23好在
50:24你及时悔悟
50:25我就饶你一条心理
50:26但我要收回你的修为
50:28让你永生永世
50:29无法修仙
50:31多谢圣女开恩
50:33青龙贯的弟子助纣为虐
50:35不过料你们也是受人蒙蔽
50:37那就罚你们
50:38五百年内
50:39无法有人
50:41修为圆满
50:42谢圣女开恩
50:44都退下吧
50:45多谢圣女
50:46太好了
50:49坏人被妈妈全部搞定了
50:51太好了呢
50:52妈妈也要奖励啊
50:54刘子秋
50:55你为人正直
50:57刚才英勇救我女儿
50:59我赐你一百年修文
51:01你就暂代管理青山冠吧
51:03多谢圣女
51:05只要你们刘家一心向善
51:07我保你们刘家
51:08五百年内
51:09富甲天下
51:10多谢圣女
51:12那爸爸呢
51:14你想要什么奖励
51:17爸爸快说呀
51:18妈妈什么都可以给你
51:20我想
51:21我想跟你们在一起
51:24对不起
51:27只有这个
51:28不行
51:30为什么
51:37我已经挣够十一彩礼了
51:39我还多挣了五一
51:41若还不够
51:41我们刘家可以再出十一
51:43对
51:44出二十一都行
51:45你是不是
51:47从来都没有爱过我
51:49所以根本没想过在一起
51:51我若是从来没有爱过你
51:52九年前我怎么会
51:54人和仙是不能在一起的
51:56这次雷雷下来
51:58已经惊动了父亲
52:00他让我们马上回去
52:02从此以后
52:03再也不能来人间了
52:05那岂不是
52:06我们
52:07有时不能在一起
52:08有时不能想起
52:09不行
52:10我要跟爸爸在一起
52:12刚刚有个妻子和女儿
52:13这么快
52:14就要多失去吗
52:17雷雷
52:19我们走
52:20我不要
52:21我不要回去
52:22雷雷
52:23爸爸
52:24小默
52:26小默
52:26什么
52:28什么要这样推
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52:38生猪
52:39生猪
52:42生猪
52:42生猪
52:43快别玩了
52:44我们生不了了
52:46天天待在这儿好无聊
52:49你们陪我玩玩吗
52:51怎么又开始玩你外公的鱼
52:57小心他生气
52:58谁让他那么对爸爸
53:00我就要玩
53:01还不是因为你爸不争气
53:02可是我好想爸爸
53:04如果爸爸也在的话就好了
53:07雷雷不哭啊
53:10爸爸来了
53:11你是不是又调皮了
53:15你外公就派我出差一个礼拜
53:18你怎么又开始玩呢
53:19爸爸才来仙界几个月
53:21经常出差
53:22都不陪我玩
53:24要不是刘家和青山冠
53:26帮助你爸爸修炼
53:27他怎么可能才半年就成仙
53:29还可以来仙界
53:31跟我相亲
53:32你外公是觉得
53:34他心甘不稳
53:34要多锻炼一下
53:36不准打扰爸爸工作了
53:38老婆请放心
53:38我一定会努力的
53:40今天就陪雷雷好好玩玩
53:42爸爸爱妈妈
53:47都不爱雷雷了
53:48老婆和女儿
53:54我都爱
53:55他心甘不小的
53:56他人想在这个表现
53:59我的手里
54:00没有人想在家里
54:01都在家里