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00:00:00Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:00:17This is another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:06You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:13What are you doing?
00:01:14What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55That's in his... best friend?
00:01:57I'm shivering.
00:02:15Come on, kiddo.
00:02:17Kiddo?
00:02:18Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:21Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
00:02:34I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like... five Christmases.
00:02:38His blood friend and I...
00:02:41Something wrong?
00:02:45Um...
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:49Wet.
00:02:51From the rain.
00:02:53Wipe it then.
00:02:55There's no rain up there.
00:03:00There's no rain up there.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:31I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or eating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:03:39guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up.
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:04:15nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:04:18of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19Nobody...
00:04:19If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:53Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep.
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01When you're done checking me out,
00:05:07I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:21I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:42You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:06I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:17I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him,
00:07:30this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:43You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:13God damn it.
00:08:16Comes to Mark.
00:08:26Whoa.
00:08:27Who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house
00:08:43when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:54Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up
00:09:30for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:45I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or...
00:10:00No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again,
00:10:16and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson
00:10:25about what happens to skanks
00:10:26who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper!
00:10:39Hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're like...
00:10:52your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks!
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:21What dirt can I find?
00:11:24Oh, this is gold.
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:44I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:01What the hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:24You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:31A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:43Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:47Oh, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:05is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for
00:13:08a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:10And honestly,
00:13:13if he weren't my dad's
00:13:15best friend!
00:13:18You fantasize about
00:13:19the fucking guys
00:13:21your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:24No, Christina,
00:13:25it's not true!
00:13:26Christina,
00:13:27I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird
00:13:31grandpa fetish
00:13:32turning you on?
00:13:32Let's fuck it down!
00:13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:14:02Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper
00:14:24over a threesome with you
00:14:26and your loser friend?
00:14:27You were supposed to
00:14:32get rid of him!
00:14:35Ah!
00:14:37Come to her party.
00:14:39You take advantage
00:14:40of her kindness
00:14:41and you make fun
00:14:42of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke!
00:14:44It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact
00:14:46that Harper turned out
00:14:47to be a good kid
00:14:48without her father
00:14:49and her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you
00:14:51how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:00Yeah, one last thing.
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old
00:15:08to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind
00:15:14to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:02You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you
00:16:17to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends,
00:16:23but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me.
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe
00:16:40by pulling out a gun
00:16:42in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run
00:16:44some sort of shady business.
00:16:45I choose my next words
00:16:46very carefully, kid.
00:16:48I told you
00:16:51to stop
00:16:53calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you
00:16:57to stop acting like love.
00:17:01Oh, yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid,
00:17:06what's that breast
00:17:07against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try
00:17:17a lot harder
00:17:17if you want to turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:37Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:42You better not be
00:17:43a single t-shirt in there,
00:17:45Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care
00:17:48what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:11What kind of freak
00:18:12is my dad friends with?
00:18:14I don't want to play.
00:18:22He's going to be back
00:18:23in a second.
00:18:23You know, if he wanted to play,
00:18:34he could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't want to...
00:18:39I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do
00:18:41with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one
00:18:45who came into my room
00:18:46into my closet
00:18:47when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor
00:18:51and helping you move out
00:18:52because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:53I don't want to play.
00:18:54I don't want to play.
00:18:55I don't want to play.
00:18:55I don't want to play.
00:18:55Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:04I don't have time for your games, old man
00:19:10Give me the key
00:19:13What the...
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:22Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:32Rule number one
00:19:33There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you
00:19:45You better listen to everything I say
00:19:48I can take care of my...
00:19:50Rule number two
00:19:51No talking back
00:19:53I am the last guy you want to piss off
00:19:57Rule number three
00:20:04Don't start any games
00:20:09You're not ready to play
00:20:11So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:27My plans are none of your concern
00:20:34Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America
00:20:39We have this thing called privacy
00:20:41You can have your privacy
00:20:44Until sunset
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:48You have curfew
00:20:53How's my daughter?
00:21:16Um, hot
00:21:18What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed
00:21:22Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:30Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark
00:21:34Good
00:21:35You're my best friend
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe
00:21:39You better have a good excuse when I find you
00:21:48Give me some time
00:21:57Stay with my drive
00:21:59Over my head
00:22:01Give me some time
00:22:05This is the day
00:22:07Over my head
00:22:09You're a fucking strip club, Harper
00:22:24Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:28When you're at a goddamn strip club
00:22:39Oh, excuse me
00:22:44We're filming
00:22:44Filming?
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff
00:22:49Now beat it, Grandpa
00:22:50Go find a room somewhere else
00:22:52I'm looking for Harper views
00:22:54It says her location is here
00:22:56So step aside
00:22:57Before I make you
00:22:58Hmm
00:22:59Nope
00:23:00Harper's my best friend
00:23:01And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for
00:23:04Hey, wait
00:23:04Wait
00:23:05Wait
00:23:06Wait
00:23:06He looks so sexy
00:23:15Keep going
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:24You shouldn't be here
00:23:26You shouldn't be here
00:23:28I tried to stop him
00:23:30Hey
00:23:32No, Harper
00:23:34You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place
00:23:36What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project
00:23:39Give him this camera back, you prick
00:23:41Class my ass
00:23:42Is that what you want to do?
00:23:43You told her to get her here?
00:23:45I'd have to stick this camera straight up
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep
00:23:48Then the camera's next
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait
00:23:51Not the camera
00:23:51That's a thousand dollars
00:23:53You should have thought about that
00:23:54Before making Harper shoot your porn
00:23:56That is enough!
00:23:57These look amazing, Harper
00:24:13Oh, my best friend is so sexy
00:24:16Wait till the whole class sees this
00:24:18No one's going to see these
00:24:19Deleting them
00:24:20What?
00:24:21That is art!
00:24:23Give him this camera back
00:24:24Or I swear to God
00:24:25I'll go out there
00:24:26And I'll give one of those creeps
00:24:27A lap dance
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:36Your choice
00:24:37Camera it is
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:24:46You asshole
00:24:47If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again
00:24:51I will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:54You'll be shitting out Polaroids
00:24:56What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:04We're leaving
00:25:05Now
00:25:06So first you stalk me
00:25:15And then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good
00:25:19You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:25:23You need me around for your safety
00:25:25Because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:27You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:30Like a piece of meat
00:25:32My classmate?
00:25:34It sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:37Jealous?
00:25:42Jealous?
00:25:43You're cute, Harper
00:25:48I'll give you that
00:25:49And those
00:25:51Things you do
00:25:52They're cute too
00:25:54You know what's not cute
00:25:56You know what's not cute?
00:25:58Me jealous
00:25:59Now you were right
00:26:01I'm in some shady business
00:26:02And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:05But you better not test me
00:26:06You better not test me
00:26:07Or I'll break you
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper
00:26:13Well guess what you just called me, Harper
00:26:19Well guess what?
00:26:19You just called me Harper instead of kid
00:26:22Just admit
00:26:25That you want me
00:26:27What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:39Put your seatbelt on
00:26:41You know what, Chris?
00:26:43You wanna be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine
00:26:45But I'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:48Let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:50So
00:26:52Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:57No
00:26:58Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:01Oh my god, Maria
00:27:02No, ew
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins
00:27:07He was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:12I don't know
00:27:14But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:17Um, wait
00:27:19You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:24Think about it
00:27:25We need to get my dad to fire Chris
00:27:31The only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:33So that's step one
00:27:34You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39He was jealous, Harbs
00:27:40Yeah, right
00:27:41Jealous of me?
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods
00:27:45He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter
00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy
00:27:52Jealous over you
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:57So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until
00:28:02Until he snaps
00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:07And when your dad sees that
00:28:09He'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:13Here's to Operation Seduction
00:28:16Chris Collins, you better watch out
00:28:19Because I get what I want
00:28:21Because I get what I want
00:28:21Mm-hmm
00:28:22Sexy outfit
00:28:34Check
00:28:34Popcorn
00:28:36Check
00:28:37The notebook
00:28:38The only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:40Check
00:28:41What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot
00:28:59Seduce him
00:29:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering
00:29:06But if you're busy, I can come back later
00:29:10Oh, wait, wait, wait
00:29:12I have a date, but that's not important
00:29:15Your pulse is racing
00:29:17What's going on?
00:29:20Uh
00:29:20Has your ex-boyfriend given you trouble?
00:29:23Uh, no, I just
00:29:26I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:29But it's hard
00:29:31Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:29:59Jane
00:30:02Please, Jane
00:30:03Jane, Jane
00:30:05How are you not crying?
00:30:14This is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:16Because it's not real
00:30:18This is ridiculous
00:30:20No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that
00:30:24For someone like this
00:30:25It's true love
00:30:27It's no such thing as true love
00:30:30Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo
00:30:33Or
00:30:34Maybe
00:30:37You're just a soulless AI bot
00:30:42And there are batteries in your back
00:30:45What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:58What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03No, come on
00:31:04Just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:06Don't mess with me, Harper
00:31:14I'm not a toy
00:31:14I'll ruin you
00:31:15Well
00:31:16I'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:18As hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:20I'm not a girl anymore
00:31:22Not a lie
00:31:27You are a beautiful woman
00:31:29And I'm too much for you, kid
00:31:32You can't handle me
00:31:34Try me
00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:42I don't kiss
00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper
00:31:46Maybe I'm into that
00:31:49No
00:31:50I don't think you are
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:57I don't know what you are
00:31:59And even when you are as well
00:32:01I never loved you
00:32:02Just
00:32:09Shut up and watch the movie
00:32:12I'm sorry
00:32:14I love you
00:32:15This is the last thing I can do for you
00:32:18You're supposed to seduce him, Harper
00:32:28Not be seduced by him
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:35I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:39You're late, big daddy
00:32:41But you sound pissed
00:32:44So I'll wait
00:32:46You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:50Not tonight
00:32:50Busy
00:32:52Busy?
00:32:53Never for me you're not
00:32:57When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:00Are you with another woman?
00:33:03Woman?
00:33:04No
00:33:04Not a woman
00:33:08Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20Not this guy
00:33:21Lose my number
00:33:23Whoever this girl is
00:33:32Your days are numbered
00:33:34Do not flake on Milana Kaufman
00:33:37She's going to be the death of me
00:33:57Kid
00:33:58Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins
00:34:03Stay
00:34:13Dammit, Harper
00:34:33You know, if you're trying to fill me up
00:35:02You should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:04Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:13His business partner
00:35:14I'm a dead girl walking
00:35:16No, but we might as well
00:35:20If you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:22So, so we didn't?
00:35:27No
00:35:29Because you're still alive
00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel
00:35:34One night with me is when you wouldn't survive
00:35:37You don't know that
00:35:39Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type
00:35:43Oh yeah?
00:35:45Explain that
00:35:46That's Mourningwood, sweetheart
00:35:49Don't get your hopes up
00:35:51We're not on a nickname basis
00:35:53You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:08What's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were
00:36:18I am going to go for a cockawalk
00:36:20I'm going to go for a walk
00:36:23With my friend
00:36:25Thanks for watching me sleep, bye
00:36:28Bye
00:36:29This will do
00:36:50So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:37:03And beat up my ex
00:37:04But not how to do laundry
00:37:06Struggling much?
00:37:20I don't know what your game is
00:37:40But wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid
00:37:46I had no other choice
00:37:49I ran out of clothes and
00:37:51You don't know how to do laundry
00:37:53Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt
00:37:56You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:59That's not
00:37:59No underwear?
00:38:14That's bad manners, Angel
00:38:15What are you going to do?
00:38:19Punish you?
00:38:26I don't know
00:38:27You don't know me?
00:38:36You don't know me?
00:38:38I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:38:45Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:50I'd say do your worst
00:38:51I'd say do your worst
00:38:54I'm sorry
00:39:09I can't let this happen
00:39:11What the heck?
00:39:12Why are you stopping?
00:39:17You deserve someone better
00:39:18That's not just going to tie you up, Harper
00:39:20But
00:39:22But what about
00:39:24There's no buts
00:39:25Can't let this happen again
00:39:28Hot block?
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:48You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:55That was part of the plan
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now
00:39:59I'm so embarrassed
00:40:00Was it
00:40:01Big?
00:40:03So big
00:40:04Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:15He's a sex freak?
00:40:16Like BDSM?
00:40:18The whole nine yards
00:40:19Whips, chains, handcuffs
00:40:22My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait
00:40:29Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:40:35Crap
00:40:36What if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:40If you want Operation Seduction to work
00:40:52Stop punishing him with that
00:40:58You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:06He is not my man
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me
00:41:13Ew, leave, Brian
00:41:15She doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:17You still letting us lose or make your decisions for you?
00:41:21Harps?
00:41:22Huh?
00:41:26What do you want, Brian?
00:41:30Just five minutes
00:41:32Fine
00:41:35But, Harpard, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay, maybe if I talk to him he'll finally leave me alone
00:41:52Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:06I want to get back together
00:42:07You cheated on me
00:42:10I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you
00:42:13But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback
00:42:20I've moved on, and you should too
00:42:24What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:33Hmm?
00:42:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me see them
00:42:37Let me see how you're fucking other guys
00:42:39Show me, show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:42There's the most handsome man at the gala
00:42:45I was hoping I'd run into you
00:42:48A drink?
00:42:49I don't have time for this
00:42:51You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know
00:42:54That's not happening
00:42:55Ever
00:42:56Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00Me?
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe
00:43:04Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you
00:43:07It's not a threat
00:43:08It's a fact
00:43:09You'll regret this, Christopher
00:43:16But I'm not going to come after you
00:43:19I'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:21That's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:23Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:29Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:32Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Good girl
00:43:36You are going to regret that, you bitch
00:43:39I don't think she will, actually
00:43:41That's for calling her a bitch
00:43:44And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom
00:43:48And you just made me a ripped asshole
00:43:50Are you okay?
00:43:56Take her, you psychopath
00:43:57She's fucking used goods anyways
00:43:59Stop it
00:44:10You're going to kill him
00:44:12Good
00:44:12He's not worth it
00:44:13Let's go
00:44:15If you contact her
00:44:19If you go anywhere near her
00:44:20I'll finish the job
00:44:21I promise
00:44:23Let's go
00:44:24Let's go
00:44:25Let's go
00:44:25Let's go
00:44:26Let's go
00:44:27Let's go
00:44:28Fuck
00:44:30Fuck
00:44:31Chris, you almost killed him
00:44:48Should we call 911?
00:44:50Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:20So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:48Do we have to do this?
00:45:49What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:52Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:03I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:19Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:23I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water, just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:12It's okay, it's okay, it's me.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:34Just breathe, just keep breathing.
00:47:39How are you feeling?
00:47:41Fine.
00:47:43Just insanely distracted.
00:47:49Ready for the next step?
00:47:56I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh my god.
00:48:16Oh my god, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31What?
00:48:32What?
00:48:38What?
00:48:41Parker!
00:48:55Parker!
00:48:57Parker!
00:49:01What happened?
00:49:03What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:05You're okay?
00:49:07You're okay?
00:49:08Sorry.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:11For what?
00:49:14You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18I can't do this.
00:49:23It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:30Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:57Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:59I want you.
00:50:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:12I'm very like me.
00:50:13What the hell?
00:50:24What are you doing?
00:50:25We need to talk about this first.
00:50:26Inside.
00:50:27With our minds, not our craw...
00:50:28Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease.
00:50:31I just care about you.
00:50:34So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:41Come on.
00:50:42Let's go inside.
00:50:42No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:49I'm going to shower.
00:51:00Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:03So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:34And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:36He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:56What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:58The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:15I'm surprised.
00:52:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:21Just all around...
00:52:23Not intense enough for him.
00:52:26Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well...
00:52:31Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:33Oh, please.
00:52:37Don't make me laugh.
00:52:38I mean, look at you.
00:52:39You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:46Don't call me that.
00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:54He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:59Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that.
00:53:02Kissing.
00:53:03Pillow talk.
00:53:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you and weak.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:18You little skank.
00:53:19Help me.
00:53:29I can't swim.
00:53:34Help.
00:53:35Help.
00:53:35I can't swim.
00:53:36Parker.
00:53:50Harper.
00:53:51Help.
00:53:53Smile for TNC, loser.
00:53:56Please don't.
00:53:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:06Harper!
00:54:36Harper!
00:54:40No!
00:54:42Come on!
00:54:44Harper!
00:54:46No!
00:54:48No!
00:54:50No!
00:54:52No!
00:54:54No!
00:54:56No!
00:54:58No!
00:55:00No!
00:55:02No!
00:55:04No!
00:55:05Who's gonna die?
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:09You're safe now.
00:55:11Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:17It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:21Harper could never homewreck Espelada.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33Playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because...
00:55:39There's nothing to wreck.
00:55:43Joke me.
00:55:45Harder.
00:55:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:49I don't love you.
00:55:53And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:57How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:01She's fine.
00:56:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:13What are you doing?
00:56:15Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:56:17asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:27that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:31You got that?
00:56:33Are you threatening me?
00:56:35No.
00:56:37I'm telling you.
00:56:39Fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:43Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait.
00:56:46Please.
00:56:47Don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:51Chris, no!
00:57:04Wait!
00:57:05Wait!
00:57:06Ugh!
00:57:08Ugh!
00:57:09Ugh!
00:57:10Ugh!
00:57:11Ugh!
00:57:12I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:57:30She will not bother you again.
00:57:33I swear.
00:57:34Don't worry about it.
00:57:36I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:51Not according to her.
00:57:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:06She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:17She said that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you in bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:45Is that true?
00:58:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:18What did you regret?
00:59:20I loved doing this sooner.
00:59:22What did you regret?
00:59:36I'm sorry.
00:59:41I was like, man.
00:59:43I was like, man.
00:59:46I was like, man.
00:59:48I was like, man.
00:59:49What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why did you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:06This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:19So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:37Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43Not you.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:44You're a psycho.
01:00:49I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:03Morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:07You need to eat.
01:01:20No.
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:26Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, little?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:08I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:11Promise.
01:02:12Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:26Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey.
01:02:38Hey.
01:02:39Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:48Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:52Okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:55How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:15We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:22Okay.
01:03:22Okay.
01:03:22Okay.
01:03:22Okay.
01:03:22Okay.
01:03:22Okay.
01:03:25Let's go.
01:03:44I think I hear them coming.
01:03:45Let's go.
01:03:47One last touch.
01:03:48Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:06Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:10What?
01:04:12No, no, no, no.
01:04:13My final project.
01:04:15How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper.
01:04:27Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:30Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Shh.
01:04:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Shh.
01:04:38Don't say that.
01:04:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:43Did you do this?
01:04:52Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:02You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:12There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15Professor, I can explain.
01:05:19Harper.
01:05:22Is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:29It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:40Who would buy this crap?
01:05:42I will.
01:05:43I will.
01:05:44I will.
01:05:54Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:58I will.
01:06:01It's you.
01:06:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:07Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:09Don't you know who this is?
01:06:11Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:16That's okay, Professor.
01:06:17Not everyone has taste.
01:06:18How much for this painting?
01:06:22How much for this painting?
01:06:22Oh, no.
01:06:23Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:30Done.
01:06:32Wait, $1,800?
01:06:34You can study at this school or not.
01:06:38We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:51Here's $2,000.
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:27And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:37Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:39Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor!
01:07:44Well, not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:50Oh, no!
01:07:53I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:01Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:12Those dresses, though.
01:08:15Wait, what, huh?
01:08:17I...
01:08:17I...
01:08:21I'm dressed!
01:08:30This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:32You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:34What was it that you two said?
01:08:35What was it that you two said?
01:08:36Oh, right.
01:08:37Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:39The chancellor wants you two in his office now!
01:08:41You're being suspended!
01:08:42Let's go!
01:08:43Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:44They're the ones who did this!
01:08:45Arrest them!
01:08:46Let's go!
01:08:47Oh, I'm gonna have to get this on camera.
01:08:48I'll see you later.
01:08:49Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:08:50Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:51That's 18 thousand dollars!
01:08:52Seriously?
01:08:53I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:08:54What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:08:55He, um...
01:08:56He, um...
01:08:57I mean, I...
01:08:58Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000.
01:09:08Seriously?
01:09:11I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:17What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:23He, um...
01:09:25I mean, I...
01:09:28I was an idiot.
01:09:31And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:51Blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:58Bad things.
01:10:03But only if you want me to.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:07Why'd we stop?
01:10:22We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:24We're just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:29And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:47Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52Yeah, I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No, no.
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:01Harper, look!
01:11:03You've got the money!
01:11:04Wait, so you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now.
01:11:11You can't keep living with him.
01:11:13I need to talk to him.
01:11:14Okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:17Harper!
01:11:18Harper!
01:11:19Harper!
01:11:20Harper!
01:11:21Harper!
01:11:22Harper!
01:11:23Harper!
01:11:24Taxi?
01:11:25Harper!
01:11:26Harper!
01:11:27Harper!
01:11:28Harper!
01:11:29Hey!
01:11:30Let go of me!
01:11:31Stop it!
01:11:32Please!
01:11:33Please!
01:11:34Please!
01:11:35Please let me go!
01:11:36If it's money, I'll...
01:11:39I'll go!
01:11:40Ack!
01:11:41Ack!
01:11:42Ack!
01:11:43Ack!
01:11:44Ack!
01:11:45Honey, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:55Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:59We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho.
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me.
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:15Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:19Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:24Well, we don't need to get into the details, do we?
01:12:27No.
01:12:28No.
01:12:28You can just watch.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32No, no, no.
01:12:33No, no!
01:12:43A trap?
01:12:54What the hell?
01:12:55Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:13I hope you don't mind.
01:13:18I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey, crap.
01:13:31I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:33But first, you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble.
01:13:44We need to go.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:48Should we have some fun with you?
01:13:50After we kill other grandparents?
01:13:53Hmm?
01:13:54Should we make him watch?
01:13:55Hmm?
01:13:59Oh!
01:14:01Looks like he's here.
01:14:02Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:09Mm-hmm.
01:14:10Get ready, boys.
01:14:24I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:26That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:35What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55Can't talk without you, the bodyguard?
01:14:56Let me go!
01:15:04I-I-I'll leave all the-
01:15:05I already told you once.
01:15:07You should have listened to me dead.
01:15:11I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:14I'm going to kill you, Harper.
01:15:14Ah!
01:15:21Call in all minutes.
01:15:228-2-11 at 6-7-5-9.
01:15:24I'm defeated.
01:15:32Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:34Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:39You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:51Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:56Oh, my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay.
01:16:03I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!
01:16:11No, Dad!
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:26Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:33You're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:49Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:52I believe you.
01:16:53You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:01Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:21In the morning, but I can't believe.
01:17:25You know what I came here for.
01:17:28Throw that jacket on the floor.
01:17:31Kissing me goodnight.
01:17:32It's just one more life.
01:17:32Yes, Daddy.
01:17:34You tell me.
01:17:36Say it.
01:17:39Yes, Daddy.
01:17:40We always play.
01:17:42Tell me to go.
01:17:43I always stay.
01:17:45I want a bad.
01:17:45I want you to beg for it.
01:17:46I'll make you wait.
01:17:47I want you to beg for it.
01:17:53I want you to beg for it.
01:17:53Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:13Daddy.
01:18:14Say it.
01:18:16Or I'll punish you.
01:18:17I want you to beg for it.
01:18:20Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:31Are you sure about that?
01:19:01You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:18You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.
01:19:37Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:46Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:14You're different.
01:20:18Ready for round five?
01:20:32Stop it.
01:20:34I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:39What if I don't?
01:20:41What was that?
01:20:43Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:45Honey, you home?
01:20:46Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:48Stop it.
01:20:49I told you I was busy.
01:20:54I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:02Can you get out?
01:21:08I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No.
01:21:23Please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:26And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:31You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not so legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:55But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:05Forever.
01:22:17So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:20I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:28And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:39Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46It's a tacky?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.