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00:00Why don't you show me around the city?
00:12Fucking terrorists!
00:14What?
00:15Terrorists! There's been a big scare and you can't go across the bridges so good.
00:20You without a visa, I would stay in Broker.
00:23Fucking stay in Hove Beach. Everyone like us does.
00:30Nico, you ever had two women at once?
00:33Four big titties to be playing with?
00:36Misle sam da che umreti e o ti che o rai, chovece!
00:41Ne mogu de kažel, da imam.
00:44Cousin, it's been too long. You should've come out earlier.
00:48Think of all the girls you've been missing out on.
00:51Our country has women too.
00:54Yes, but only locals. Here we have white, black, the Puerto Ricans and the Asians.
00:59Europeans on vacation. Scattered Canadians, bored, housewives from the Midwest.
01:06Every possible choice. The city is like a big udder milk and ice cream shop.
01:12Thirty-six flavors of titty. Hove Beach is a little corner of Eastern Europe.
01:17Kako shamantno. Hove Beach, next to the ducks.
01:25Immigrants here do not make it very far from the boats they come in on.
01:29No, everyone seems happy where they are.
01:32It remains them of the Black Sea or something.
01:35People leave home to hang around the people they ran away from.
01:39Well, what should know. It's just temporary for us though.
01:43We are passing the cab office, Nico. This is the business that will take us to the top of the pile.
01:49Top of the pile!
01:51Our sights are set for the top. Mansions in Bercham.
01:55Punt house in Algonquin. A model on each arm.
01:58Me and my cousin Nico, rulers of the world.
02:02The world!
02:32The end of the building, it's over!
02:34It's the main system that can stay in the USA where the house always hits.
02:35Yes!
02:41Joinedberg's incredibly strong!
02:55Where are you going cousin?
02:57Nico!
02:58Come on, please!
05:00Did you see everything you wanted to see?
05:10Can you drive your cousin home now?
05:30This is the mansion?
05:32Just a temporary place.
05:35The mansion is coming, cousin.
05:37That's the dream.
05:38Follow me.
05:38Come in, come in!
05:49Make yourself at home.
05:51What's mine is yours.
05:56Got him!
05:57Little bastard, if he paid some rent, I wouldn't care.
06:02Oh, shit.
06:03Oh, that's not nice.
06:27He's coming home now.
06:37I'll catch him.
06:44I'll catch him.
06:48Give me a soda, uh, that's all.
07:18All right, let's go.
07:48Out the car, now.
07:52Get fucking hands off me, punk kid.
08:04My car!
08:12Great, now even my ride is fine.
08:18Let's go.
08:48Transcribed by ESO, translated by —
09:18Let's go.
09:48Let's go.
10:18Let's go.
10:20Excuse me.
10:22Oh no!
10:27What am I gonna do?
10:32Get down!
10:36Don't do anything in my face, please!
10:38What am I gonna do?
10:54What am I gonna do?
11:10What am I gonna do?
11:14What am I gonna do?
11:16What am I gonna do?
14:31The problem is I'm playing with...
14:33Hey, get in, quick.
14:40Here's hoping they don't show up, eh?
14:42We got loan sharks after us.
14:46After me, and it doesn't matter anyway.
14:51When I've played this game, I'll have enough money to pay them back ten times.
15:42Niko, wait for me here while I go inside to clean up.
15:50Shit, I almost forgot. I'm giving you my old phone. My new number's in there.
15:58Call me if some Albanian show up in some shitty beige Willard. Those are the guys I owe money to. Do not hurt them.
16:12I'll clog my bike.
16:32More trauma for your mama.
16:35Niko!
16:37Niko!
16:39Niko!
16:41I don't know.
17:11Don't worry, I'm getting so many bullets it's like I'm an AK.
17:27Miss McCool.
17:41Don't worry, I'm getting so many bullets.
18:01I revert it.
18:31I'm getting so many bullets.
18:45I'll get my money.
18:49Roman, it looks like your money-lending friends are here.
18:53I think that belly is in the store! We'll get our money!
19:23Cousin! Two guys are going in the store! I think they are the Lone Sharks you speak of!
19:33Shit! I'm down!
19:34You better get out of there!
19:36Alright, alright, I'm coming!
19:40Shit, Nico, what's them? They must have been told I was here!
19:43You're in much trouble, Bellic!
19:45Remember, do not hurt the Lone Sharks! The debt will just increase!
19:50Get us back to the depot! Quick!
19:53All right, cousin, I'll lose them!
20:18Just like the old days, eh?
20:23In the old days, we were dodging bombs, not Lone Sharks!
20:29Just drive! Leave the funny comments to me!
20:33Shit!
20:35Get away!
20:36Get away!
20:37Get away!
21:06Good!
21:07RASKLOTS!
21:11RASKLOTS!
21:36Do you think they saw me?
21:55Of course they saw you.
21:57I mean, you're a distinctive man, Roman.
22:01That is why the ladies love me.
22:03Fuck those Shylocks.
22:04They'll get their money.
22:05They just have to wait.
22:06We should stand up to them.
22:07Gidete upon us.
22:09Nico, you're new.
22:11You don't understand the way things work.
22:13Oh, yeah?
22:14We are at the bottom of the ladder, man.
22:16These dogs push us around, but they are not to be feared.
22:20It is the Russian mobsters, Vlad's bosses that run everything.
22:23Be careful of them.
22:24You tell me to behave, Mr. Janitor?
22:27If you understand it all, where is the money?
22:30I lost it this time, but when I go back,
22:32the last thing they will expect is for me to take everything.
22:35Then I really will clean up.
22:37We're here.
22:38Do you like your phone?
22:40Maybe one day you'll get the premium quality one like mine.
22:42Then you will have really made it.
22:44I can only wish.
22:47See you later, cousin.
22:48Be careful.
22:58Beep.
23:28Beep.
23:37Ah!
23:51Ah!
24:23Hey, Roman, I got your text.
24:48Great, Nico. I've got my hands full at the moment with these charming moneylenders I know.
24:54Maybe you should come to the cab office and help me out.
24:56I'll see you soon.