Aired (April 21, 2025): Habang tatlong Hakbangers ang sabay-sabay na umakyat matapos na masilayan ang itsura ni Matchmate Lorraine, kapansin-pansin na mas mabagal na umakyat si Hakbanger Axel.
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00:00So, base sa mga na-i-flex ni Hype Bestie Vince, mga hackbangers...
00:05Akyat!
00:06Oo, baba!
00:09Aba, aba, aba!
00:11Wow!
00:12Talaga naman!
00:13Umakyat silang lahat, pero mas mabagal this time.
00:15Start tayo kay JR.
00:16Bakit medyo mabagal yung pag-akyat mo?
00:20Medyo napaisip lang eh.
00:21Pero, yung binibigay niya sa ex niya, yung full support,
00:27kaya ko ibigay yun sa lahat ng gusto mong gawin,
00:31susuportahan kita.
00:33Kasi ganun ako sa ex ko.
00:35Talaga?
00:36Kahit magbibamak siya bukas,
00:37okay sa'yo yun.
00:39Sa lahat ng gusto mong susuportahan kita,
00:41basta mag...
00:43magtulungan lang tayo sa lahat, yun lang.
00:47Parang salamat, JR.
00:48Si Rafael naman.
00:50For me, I think wala naman ako narinig na any red flag about her.
00:54Parang lahat naman na narinig natin,
00:56it's more of green flags.
00:58So for me,
01:00well, I'm a listener.
01:01I think yung naging problem lang sa past relationship niya
01:04is hindi lang siya nagmatch doon sa person.
01:0714 years is a very long relationship.
01:10So I think yung matching lang with the right person
01:13yung naging problem.
01:14So as for me naman,
01:16I'm a listener,
01:17so I think I could match with
01:19kung ano yung kailangan.
01:21Huwkang maganda to ka-partner sa thesis, no?
01:23Si Rafael.
01:24Si Rafael.
01:25Oh, maganda mag-i-explain.
01:26Huwkang ipapasako niyan.
01:27Siya lahat gagawa.
01:28Masipag na ano, thesis mate.
01:31Ikaw naman, Axel.
01:33We have the same personality.
01:35At saka,
01:36I think she's the female version of me.
01:39Wow.
01:40At saka, ganyan din ang hair niya sa long gown nun eh.
01:43What?
01:44Naka-bun?
01:45Chinatown.
01:46Yan yung puputungan mo na lang ng corona
01:47pa nakita mo eh.
01:48We are words, papi.
01:50Female version of me.
01:51Past in long gown.
01:52Grabe.
01:53So for long gown.
01:55Lahat sila?
01:56Lahat sila umakyat ha?
01:57Wala pa ang bumaba pa.
01:59Oo.
02:00Nakaka-proud.
02:02Kasi nga wala kang red-black.
02:04Ang next flex natin,
02:06physical looks na.
02:07Yan.
02:08Okay?
02:09Describe mo naman si ano.
02:11Well, I think...
02:13Three, three ano lang, adjectives.
02:15Number one, Chinita.
02:17Number two, she's very regal
02:20kasi she's a beauty queen.
02:22And number...
02:23Is she na Viva or star singer?
02:25What?
02:27Regal.
02:28She's very regal.
02:29Kamukha niya si Mother Lily.
02:31And number three,
02:33she has a very sweet aura.
02:35Parang...
02:36Very smiley.
02:38And then refreshing.
02:39Totoo.
02:40Kasi di ba minsan pag maganda yung babae?
02:42Parang ang intimidating.
02:43Ito sweet.
02:44Siya very welcoming.
02:46Oo.
02:47Mukhang...
02:48Ano?
02:49Nagsisimba,
02:50nag-oost siya pag-oost.
02:51Siya yung ano...
02:52Okay.
02:53So, ito na.
02:54Isa-isa nang makikita ng ating Mahakbangers
02:56ang itsura ni Lorraine
02:57sa pamamagitan ng iPad.
02:59May picture dyan.
03:00Ay, tama.
03:01iPad ba yun?
03:02Yeah.
03:03Tablet.
03:04So, Grace, pakita mo na sa Mahakbangers, please.
03:06Hi, Grace.
03:07Patigin nga ng reaction
03:08ni number one.
03:11Wow naman!
03:13Parang nakakita lang ng discount sa menu.
03:15Ano lang kaya ang mata ni Rafael.
03:17Okay to, ah.
03:18Oo, oo.
03:20Number two.
03:21Anong reaction ni number two?
03:22JR.
03:23Oh.
03:25Wow!
03:27Yes naman.
03:28Parang gumagawa lang ng TV scene.
03:31Number three.
03:32Reaction shot.
03:34Oo.
03:36Oo.
03:38Parang sinabi, boss, ito po.
03:39Natumba po namin.
03:40Nakuha na po namin ng mga epektos.
03:43Magaling mga bata.
03:44Magaling mga bata.
03:45Magaling mga bata.
03:46Magaling mga bata.
03:47Magaling.
03:48Magaling.
03:49Magaling.
03:50Magaling.
03:51Wala pong pruweba.
03:52Wala.
03:53Sinimento namin, boss.
03:54Magaling.
03:55Magaling.
03:56Pang action talaga.
03:57Hila akong makamatakot si Lorraine.
03:58Thank you, Grace.
03:59Basa sa nakita niyong picture, Mahakbangers.
04:01Sa akiat o baba.
04:03Based sa looks lang tayo.
04:05Wow!
04:06Wow!
04:07Wow!
04:08Wow naman si number three, pare.
04:11Nag-iisip pa habang makakayat naman talaga.
04:13Isa-isa silang umakayat eh.
04:14Oo.
04:15Unayin natin si Axel.
04:16Bakit sobrang slow motion yung pag-akyat mo?
04:19Ano yun?
04:21Medyo...
04:22Sa physical to ah.
04:24Medyo...
04:25Kasi I like mestiza and tall women.
04:28Tapos lahat na naging ex ko, tall and morena.
04:31Okay.
04:32Ano ba height mo?
04:335'10.
04:34Oh, 5'10.
04:35Mag-sorry ka.
04:36O, bakit ako sa mga ang mestiza siya?
04:38So, pero wala pa ako nagiging girlfriend na mestiza.
04:41So...
04:42Grabe no?
04:43Lahat ng ex?
04:44Sabi niya.
04:45Eh, pero wala pa daw siya naging girlfriend na mestiza.
04:47Eh, oo.
04:48Sabi niya eh.
04:49De Morena.
04:50I like mestiza and tall women.
04:52Pero lahat ng ex ko, tall and morena.
04:55Okay.
04:56So...
04:57Ano ba height mo?
04:585'10.
04:59Oh, 5'10.
05:00Oh, mag-sorry ka, Ogee.
05:01Bakit ako sa tall niyan?
05:03It's the only way over.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:07That's it.
05:09The tone,
05:11Why?
05:13It's like that.
05:15It's too far.
05:17Alright.
05:19J.R.
05:21I like it because
05:23I like his face.
05:25It looks like it looks like it.
05:27It looks like it looks like it.
05:29It looks like it looks like it looks like it.
05:31You can pay for it.
05:33And he looks like it looks like it.
05:35Yeah, his face looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like it's more.
05:43Does it mean that the proportion of his face is really good?
05:46Yes!
05:48It's based on physical.
05:50What's that J.R.?
05:52It's based on physical.
05:54I'm also seeing it on the tablet.
05:56What about you, Rafael?
05:58Well for one she's really she's really pretty so yeah, and at the same time
06:04Pag nakita yung isura niya parang medyo strong actually in personality
06:09yung tipong
06:11Parang kayang ipaglaban yung sarili the type of person yung vibe is strong your personality
06:15Mukhang almusal niya cobra
06:18Tapos lunch niya extra juice
06:20Tapos gabi lipo, lipo, lipo, bitan gano'n
06:23Uy!
06:23Strong personality
06:25Maganda na raman na datingan
06:27Lahat talaga sila apopado
06:28At talaga bet na bet nang makilala ka
06:30Pero ngayon, masisilayan na rin ni matchmate Lorraine ang tatlong Hackbangers
06:36Pumuesto ka na Lorraine, maaari ka nang tumayo sa iyong pwesto
06:42Nakapwesto na rin ba si number one?
06:43Yes, ready na siya
06:44Hackbanger number one!
06:46Reveal!
06:47Ay, napangiti naman sila rin kumawai pa
06:51Parang talaga inaantay na nila makilala ang isa't isa
06:54Parang gusto na talaga di sila close
06:57Hindi masyadong snappy ha
07:00Nakaka-action din yung pumipindot
07:02Nakaka-enjoy din yung pumipindot
07:05Snappy tayo ha
07:07Nakapwesto na si number two
07:09Nakatulog lang, nakatulog natin yung snappy siya
07:10Number two!
07:11Reveal!
07:12Close!
07:13Ay!
07:14Ay!
07:15Ay!
07:16Hindi nga snappy!
07:17Isabay-sabay!
07:18Ay!
07:19Hindi nakikinig!
07:20Nasisira yung punchline
07:22Sige, sige, pano-pano-pano
07:23Reveal!
07:25Ay, ganun lang.
07:26Parang pwede din.
07:27Ganun-ganun.
07:28Oo.
07:29Sabi ni G.R.
07:30Ah, ito.
07:31Ang ganda.
07:32Hey!
07:33Okay.
07:34Eh, naihiya, naihiya.
07:35Eh, naihiya, naihiya.
07:36Sasama ko ito sa sunod na inuman namin.
07:40Ah, naganda.
07:41Close!
07:42Ay, snappy.
07:43Ganun, ganun yung snappy.
07:45Axel.
07:46Snappy lang eh.
07:48Number three nakapwesto na.
07:49Hindi pa.
07:50Cinema traffic.
07:51Ayan.
07:52Okay.
07:53Okay na, ready.
07:54Ayan na.
07:55Okay.
07:56Ito sa number three.
07:57Ay, ang tagal tinitigin sabi niya.
07:59Ay, parang ito yung judge namin sa pageant, ah.
08:02Sabi niya.
08:03Parang ito yung nagtuturo sa amin ng pasarela dati.
08:05Sabi niya.
08:06Magaling tumaglaka din.
08:07Tsaka pang long.
08:08Grabe yung kilid mo, Vince.
08:09Oo.
08:10Vince, parang ikaw may bet.
08:11Ano na, betan mo, ha?
08:12Close!
08:13Ayan.
08:15So, mag-isip-isip ka na, Lorraine.
08:17Katapusan mo na.
08:20Grabe.
08:21Sa sino dyan?
08:22Kasi lahat sila nasa isang baitang, di ba?
08:25So, iisa lang dyan ang kailangan niyang paakyatin.
08:29Tama?
08:30Tama ba ako?
08:32Tama!
08:33Tama!
08:34Tama!
08:35Tama!
08:36Okay.
08:37Iisa lang dyan kailangan paakyatin.
08:38So, pag sinabi ko yung number niya, kanya ni Hakbang or number one, sasabihin mo kung akyat o baba.
08:44Alright.
08:45Pressure.
08:46So.
08:47Sino gusto niyo unahin natin madlang people?
08:49One, two, or three?
08:52Ay, samot.
08:53May one, may three.
08:55Okay.
08:56So, unahin natin ang number three.
08:58Madaming bumaboto sa number three.
09:00Magsimula tayo kay Hakbanger number three.
09:02Lorraine, nung nakita mo siya ng physical,
09:05magsamasamahin mo na rin yung physical,
09:07tapos yung mga narinibong chika nila kanina.
09:09Mhm.
09:11Akyat?
09:13O baba?
09:18Baba po.
09:19Baba!
09:21Bakit?
09:23Oo.
09:25Figuro sa personal preference po kasi.
09:28Ano yung ibig mong sabihin?
09:30Ano yung hindi niya na-meet dun sa preferences?
09:32Mas prefer ko po yung clean-looking po.
09:36Although, very attractive.
09:38Very attractive po siya, honestly.
09:40Ah, oo.
09:41Kasi parang rugged, rugged, leather jacket.
09:43Mukhang oo.
09:44Pero very manly yung dating niya.
09:46Very attractive.
09:47Yes.
09:48Tapos madami siyang tato.
09:49Ayaw mo nung mga mga tato.
09:50Leather jacket, bigotilyo.
09:52Gusto mo ba?
09:53Yung bigote siguro.
09:54Ah, okay.
09:55Tapos long hair pa siya.
09:59Pero yung iba kasi ganyan naman ang gusto.
10:01Di ba?
10:02Yung gusto ko yung bargas.
10:03Yung mukhang di ba?
10:04Parang bad boy.
10:05Yung parang pang may nang loko sa akin sa Pades Point,
10:07mga kampas ng bakit.
10:08Oo.
10:09Bakit?
10:10Bakit?
10:11Si MC Tawate.
10:12Oh, Pades Point, bakit?
10:13Buti nga hindi ko kinoboy grill eh.
10:15Kasi nga, di ba?
10:16Lasal sila.
10:17Oh, ayan.
10:18Sa the beach.
10:19Okay.
10:20So, sino gusto niyo sumunod?
10:24May nagsasabing Tu.
10:26Sina?
10:28Oo.
10:29Sige, Tu daw tayo, Tu.
10:32Nung nakita mo naman sa personal si Tu,
10:34anong naramdaman mo?
10:36Tapos, idagdag mo pa yung mga chinika niya kanina.
10:39Anong mga opinion niya?
10:40Akyat!
10:41O baba?
10:48Baba po.
10:49Ah!
10:50Oo.
10:51Baba din.
10:52Bakit?
10:55Ay, pero number one, wag ka muna magbunyi.
10:58Sa tawag lang tanghalan, dalawa ay standing ovation na laglag din yun.
11:01Huwag masyadong mag-expect.
11:03Huwag kang mag-expect.
11:04Kasi pwede mo no mismatch tayo dito.
11:07Okay.
11:08Bakit mo pinababa si number two?
11:10Honestly, gusto ko po yung smile niya talaga.
11:13Pero nung...
11:14Nung nakita mo yung kawit ng pustiso, hindi mo na...
11:17Ano? Bakit?
11:18Nung consider ko po yung mga sagot din nila.
11:21About?
11:22Ano yung pinakasinabi niyang parang...
11:24More on, overall sagot po.
11:26Parang minatch ko po yung sagot ni number one sa number two.
11:32And then...
11:33Sumimangat si number two, sabi niya pagsisisisi.
11:35Pero ang cute ng smile niya.
11:36Honestly, oo.
11:37Oh, the smile.
11:38Papatumbakita kay number three.
11:42Malinis magtrabaho yung grupo ni number three.
11:44So...
11:46So, si number one...
11:48Akyat o baba?
11:52Oh my God.
11:56Nasa iyong desisyon kung gusto mong i-mismatch silang tatlo
11:59o meron kang napili talaga.
12:05Um...
12:06Akyat po.
12:07Akyat!
12:09Umabot na nga sa Togtok.
12:11Si Act ay si...
12:13Rafael!
12:15Ayan.
12:16Kaya si Rafael na ang pinili.
12:18Siya ang makakamatch.
12:19Lorraine.
12:20Rafael, ikaw makakadate niya.
12:22Maraming salamat din muna kay ano...
12:24Kay JR at Axel.
12:26So thank you so much.
12:28Huwag kayong maglala kung di ma kayo napili.
12:29Nandito si Bestie.
12:31Si Vince!
12:32Si Vince!
12:34Bestie!
12:35One or two.
12:36Si MC din daw.
12:37Lorraine, lapitan muna si Rafael.
12:39Step in the name of love!