Taskmaster AU Season 01 Episode 06
Fabulous Taskmaster Tom Gleeson puts five funny folk to the test, with Julia Morris, Luke McGregor, Jimmy Rees, Nina Oyama and Danielle Walker undergoing a range of ridiculous tasks for our amusement.
Fabulous Taskmaster Tom Gleeson puts five funny folk to the test, with Julia Morris, Luke McGregor, Jimmy Rees, Nina Oyama and Danielle Walker undergoing a range of ridiculous tasks for our amusement.
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00:00This is the best day of my life.
00:30Yes, hello, welcome to Taskmaster Australia, a competitive high drama series where the emotions
00:39of real people are on the line, just like a dating reality show.
00:44Except tonight, our contestants are doing something far more stressful than marrying
00:48a stranger.
00:49They're trying to impress Tom Gleeson, or as I'm known on this show, the Taskmaster.
00:55And just like one of those reality shows, if they win, they get to spend the rest of their
01:02life with someone they love.
01:05Me.
01:06Or at least this replica of my head, made from Australia's finest polystyrene and gold paint.
01:13Wow.
01:16How could you not love it?
01:19Putting their brains and bodies on the line, as always, it's our Season 1 contestants.
01:24Daniel Walker, Jimmy Rees, Gillian Harris, Luke McGregor, and Nina Ryama.
01:34And by my side is a man with a name that hasn't aged well.
01:38It's 2023, times have changed.
01:41He should be called Tom Paywave Person.
01:44It's Tom Cashman.
01:47There he is.
01:49Is it prize task time?
01:52You know it is.
01:53Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in the thing someone else will miss the
01:59most.
02:00The winning prize will be awarded five points by the Taskmaster and whoever wins tonight's
02:04episode will take home all five prizes.
02:07Alright.
02:08Let's end some friendships.
02:09Danielle.
02:10What have you brought in?
02:12Um, I snuck into Nina's house and stole one half of every pair of her shoes.
02:19What?
02:20I was looking for that Doc Marvin.
02:26They are your shoes, not just something that's been dodged up by the prop department?
02:32No, they're genuinely my shoes.
02:34They're, like, my most embarrassing shoes as well.
02:38How did you sneak in?
02:39Well, Nina lives about 500 metres from my hairdresser and she doesn't lock her front door.
02:44It's true.
02:45Oh, okay.
02:46That's quite devious.
02:47Julia, what have you brought us?
02:48My daughter is going to miss a gas mask that she has in her room.
03:01Um...
03:02Okay.
03:03Why does your daughter have a gas mask in her room?
03:05She likes a lot of kind of cool sinister stuff.
03:07I didn't tell her I was taking it out of her room and it's part of a big artistic installation
03:12but she still hasn't noticed.
03:13The room is set up in a very certain way and things are here and they don't move
03:16and that has just been missing for days.
03:19You mentioned she hasn't noticed that?
03:27Uh, Nina, what's the thing you think someone will miss the most?
03:30My housemate has, like, Q-tips in a little canister and I brought them in.
03:33Oh.
03:34He hasn't told me that he misses them but I can tell...
03:37I can tell.
03:39I don't know.
03:40I feel like he wouldn't miss them.
03:42He'll just think they've run out and he'll just buy more.
03:45Oh, no.
03:46They're, like, all over the bathroom sink.
03:48I just went like that and then I ran away with the container.
03:52I don't want to ruin the tension but I suspect you're not going to get many points.
03:57Jimmy, what have you brought in?
03:59Well, mine's quite specific.
04:00The person who's someone else is Tom Cashman and I think that in a basketball competition
04:06he will miss the most.
04:10Yep, I get it.
04:11Makes sense.
04:13OK, are you good at basketball?
04:15Um, I can shoot a basketball ring probably better than him, so...
04:20Do you play basketball?
04:21I've been playing for, I think, 15 years.
04:23Great news!
04:29And how often would you play?
04:30Oh, weekly.
04:32OK.
04:33And, like, in a team?
04:34Yeah, yeah.
04:35OK, Luke, what did you bring in?
04:37Um, first of all, I want to say that I'm sorry.
04:40I thought, what is something that I already have, that someone that I know would miss the most, so I brought in red hair.
05:02Um, Luke, it looks like pubic hair.
05:08I've got news for you, I'm not missing that.
05:11In fact, I've got more than you'd expect.
05:14As I said before, very, very sorry.
05:19Well, unfortunately there's a built-in assumption to what you're doing there, see?
05:22Because you're presuming I miss it and I don't.
05:24What about for the protection from the sun and stuff?
05:26Hat.
05:30Oh, am I worried it will affect my TV career?
05:32No.
05:33No.
05:36I'm going to put Luke at the bottom, actually, on one.
05:38Because I don't miss it.
05:39I don't actually miss my red hair.
05:41So, yeah, you're on one.
05:42Nina, the cotton tips, I think you've got to be on two.
05:44Because the thing that you think he's going to miss is just a vessel to put cotton tips in and you can replace it with a cup.
05:49I'm going to put Jimmy on three in the middle, just because we can't actually resolve whether you would miss the most or he would miss the most.
05:55I suspect Jimmy would.
05:56Wouldn't it be awesome if, after 15 years of playing basketball, I whooped his ass?
06:02And, uh, Julie's on four with the gas mask.
06:05But you can't fault Danielle.
06:06I mean, taking half of Nina's shoes.
06:08Five points.
06:14Shall we watch a task?
06:15Let's do it.
06:16It's time for an old-fashioned race.
06:29Hello, Tom.
06:30Hi there.
06:31Hi, Tom.
06:32Hi.
06:33I think probably what we should do is just give ourselves permission to shine this time.
06:35Oh, good lord.
06:36Oh, yeah.
06:37More food.
06:38Oh, we got some of these.
06:39Yes.
06:40I think they're generic mints.
06:42Oh, look.
06:43Generic mints.
06:44Beautiful.
06:45Let's read it all together.
06:46It says reinvent the wheel.
06:47Oh, dear lord, help us.
06:48Fit the car's axle with something that is not a wheel.
06:53Then drive it to the finish line.
06:55Fastest to drive across the finish line wins.
06:58Your time starts now.
07:01OK, can I first ask what an axle is?
07:03It's the bits at the end where the wheels stick to.
07:06This one seems simple.
07:10Reinvent the wheel.
07:12The task is to create a new wheel for the remote control car and then drive the remote control
07:17car through an obstacle course.
07:20Fastest wins.
07:21Here's our first effort.
07:22It's the eggs three.
07:23Luke, Jimmy and Nina.
07:25OK, something that's not a wheel.
07:27That's still...
07:28Whoa.
07:29That's still round.
07:30OK, let's just find something that's a wheel.
07:31To the shed.
07:32I'm going to get some cable ties.
07:33I saw some cable ties somewhere.
07:34OK.
07:35Alright, I'll be here.
07:48This is a bad idea.
07:49Don't tell the people I did this to.
07:50Secret's safe with you, Tom.
07:52Is there any incentive for me not to tell the others?
07:54Yeah.
07:55I'll bash you.
07:56OK.
07:57You think this will...
07:58Yeah, so we're cutting one off?
07:59Yeah.
08:00I'll go get scissors?
08:01Yeah, let's do that.
08:02I'll try and untie it.
08:03You get scissors.
08:04OK.
08:05Jimmy.
08:06Yo.
08:07Luke sat in the car.
08:08And it broke.
08:09Well, he told me not to tell you.
08:10OK.
08:11So now our team has trust issues.
08:12Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
08:13I appreciate that.
08:14That's OK.
08:15OK, so here's what we need to do.
08:16We need to basically attach that to that, and then that goes in there like that.
08:29Should we just do it?
08:30Should we...
08:31I reckon...
08:32Fastest wins.
08:33Just push.
08:34Oh, my God.
08:35Oh, my God.
08:36OK.
08:37Alright, here we go.
08:38Alright.
08:39Do you want to wear this helmet?
08:40No, it's the fastest one wins.
08:41Just do it.
08:42Come on, we're running out of time.
08:43I'll wear the helmet.
08:44Oh, you guys are so slow.
08:45Look at this!
08:46Go!
08:47Go on!
08:48Go, you goodness!
08:49Yes!
08:50Come on!
08:51Can you run after it and tell me if we're going to turn?
08:52Yes!
08:53You can follow it also.
08:54Well, I can.
08:55Yeah, why not?
08:56Come on!
08:57You got it!
08:58You're good, you're good.
08:59You can do it!
09:00Yes!
09:01Oh!
09:02Over the jump!
09:03He scores!
09:04Yes!
09:05Yes!
09:06Yes!
09:07Bang it!
09:08Oh, you did it!
09:10Hey!
09:11Nice!
09:12There it goes!
09:13Thanks, Barbie.
09:14That was fun, Tom.
09:15That was a fun one.
09:16He didn't want us to know that he sat in it before.
09:19Oh, you sat in it?
09:20Who told you?
09:21Well, Tom told me.
09:22I thought it was only right to tell your team that, so I apologise.
09:27I won't forget this.
09:28You've made a powerful enemy.
09:30Well, we won't forget it either.
09:33Yeah, sorry.
09:39So, it wasn't so much a reinvention of the wheel, it was more just, we'll get something
09:43else that's shaped like a wheel and put it on instead.
09:45Well, I feel like the wheel's pretty sorted.
09:48Sure.
09:49Like, if we had truly invented a better wheel, like, we probably would have not done the rest
09:54of the show and be rich.
09:57Before we continue, I just wanted to say that Luke threatened to bash me.
10:02Tom, I'm really sorry.
10:03It was an empty, empty, empty threat.
10:05I'm joking.
10:06I apologise.
10:08So, how'd they do?
10:09Our first team made it across the line in 10 minutes and 12 seconds.
10:15OK, more wheel reinvention coming up right after this.
10:29Welcome back to Taskmaster.
10:31We're in the middle of a task.
10:33Tom, bring us up to speed.
10:34Our contestants are trying to build a wheel and then drive a remote control car through
10:38an obstacle course.
10:39What time are we trying to beat?
10:40We're trying to beat 10 minutes and 12 seconds.
10:43OK, surely someone can do better.
10:46I would not say that.
10:48It's the Dancing Queens.
10:49Here's Danielle and Julia.
10:51We could do these, maybe, and glue that in.
10:54Maybe.
10:55Do young people just run all the time?
10:57How do you even know how to do this?
10:58How can I help?
11:01Who are you?
11:02I mean, it might fall off.
11:04Danielle, it's incredible.
11:08Oh, oh.
11:09I think we're going to go back.
11:11How do you even know how to do stuff?
11:13This is, it's just like a small version of a real car.
11:16Yes, right, right, right.
11:19Just bang it off the ramp.
11:20Let's send it.
11:22Let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:23I'm so proud of you right now.
11:24I mean, I know I'm not contributing but what I wanted to do is support you.
11:27Beautiful.
11:28Let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:29You are amazing.
11:31Oh, we got the jump ball.
11:32No, you're right.
11:33I reckon you're right.
11:34Slow it.
11:35Oh.
11:36Oh.
11:37Shove the wheel back.
11:38Get your ball on.
11:39Maybe we have to back it up and really snap.
11:41Yeah.
11:42Come on, baby.
11:44Oh.
11:45Come on, baby.
11:47Oh, wait.
11:48Maybe the wheels come off.
11:49But on every level.
11:51Could we maybe stick this to this or something?
11:54What about a lovely, friendly wave from the driver's seat, too?
11:57They're beautiful.
11:58That's...
11:59Oh.
12:00Come on, babe.
12:01Have I ruined it doing that?
12:02No, no, no, no, no.
12:03So maybe we could put some rocks on the side of it, like this.
12:07You know, normally I just call someone and throw money at it.
12:11Are you actually making it as thick as the wheel?
12:13I'm trying.
12:14My love for you is deep, Danielle.
12:16Danielle!
12:17It's lost the wheel.
12:18Oh.
12:19I just need to get it over that bit and we can put the wheel back in.
12:23Okay.
12:24I feel like it needs propping up at the front and then it'll go over the hand once those
12:29wheels are in motion.
12:30Oh.
12:31It's still going, babe.
12:32The brilliance of your idea may have taken us there today.
12:34We're so close, babe.
12:35And look, we're waving at other motorists.
12:36One more.
12:37Oh.
12:38We've done it.
12:39Oh.
12:40Oh.
12:41Oh.
12:42Oh.
12:43Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:45Oh.
12:46Oh.
12:47Oh.
12:48Oh.
12:49Oh.
12:50Oh.
12:51Oh.
12:52Oh.
12:53Oh.
12:54Oh.
12:55Oh.
12:56I find a fight.
12:58Alright.
12:59Bye.
13:00Bye.
13:01Bye.
13:02Bye.
13:03So there's the dance again, no extra points.
13:07Oh.
13:08If you have just joined us, for this whole series, Julia and Danielle always have to do
13:12a dance at the end of their team tasks, they get no points for it, and we didn't ask
13:16the other team to do the task.
13:18Now, Tom, you said this was a team task.
13:21I feel like we just watched Julia watching Danielle complete that task.
13:26Is that fair?
13:27I think it really stretched the definition of moral support.
13:32OK, so this is the dream team at work again.
13:35Danielle, you're 100% focused on the task
13:37and you don't care about the entertainment.
13:40And, uh, Julia, you're all entertainment, no task.
13:43Between the two of you, you're one player.
13:46LAUGHTER This was me and Julia's second task together
13:50and this is the one I thought,
13:51has she been given a bonus task to sabotage?
13:55LAUGHTER
13:55You would be right in thinking that.
13:58I had no idea what I was doing.
14:00Well, Tom Cashman, should we do the big reveal?
14:04I think now's the time for the reveal.
14:06OK.
14:07No, Julia's just bad.
14:09LAUGHTER
14:09To be fair, that's not a huge reveal.
14:15OK.
14:16Was there time enough to make them win?
14:18What do you reckon?
14:19No.
14:21So, 10 minutes and 12 seconds was the time to beat.
14:25Julia and Danielle took 28 minutes and 55 seconds.
14:29APPLAUSE
14:30OK, well, I'm happy to allocate points.
14:35I feel that the Bad Improv Group,
14:37they did a good job but not a great job,
14:39so I'm going to give them all four
14:40and Julia and Danielle can get two.
14:42Oh, lovely.
14:44Yeah, thank you.
14:45That's about right.
14:47How does that affect the overall scores for this episode?
14:49Tied for first place.
14:51Currently, we have Danielle and Jimmy with seven points.
14:53CHEERING
14:54OK, next task, please, lesser Tom.
14:59This goes out to everyone who tells people
15:01who work on this show to grow up.
15:03LAUGHTER
15:04Hello.
15:17Hi, Julia.
15:18Well, well, well, Tom.
15:21Cashman.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Woo!
15:24How are you?
15:25I'm all right.
15:26You're not a man of many emotions, are you?
15:28I wouldn't say that.
15:30Buttons.
15:31And $100 US.
15:37Age or de-age yourself?
15:40You must reveal your aged or de-aged self in 20 minutes.
15:44The biggest difference from your real age...
15:47..wins.
15:49Um, OK, well, do you need to see me doing it
15:53or would you just like me to present myself?
15:55I'd like you to read the last line.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58What are you...
15:59It's a proper mental block.
16:01I literally just get to...
16:01And I don't even know why.
16:03Anyway, my time starts now, sir.
16:05Why are there buttons and a $100 note on the table?
16:08What do you call a $100 note in America?
16:12$100 bucks?
16:13Big ones?
16:14Buttons?
16:14$100 bill?
16:15A hundred, uh, buckaroos.
16:17George Washington.
16:19What is his name?
16:20What's it start with?
16:21What letter?
16:22It's off with a B.
16:23Benjamin Franklin.
16:25Mm.
16:25OK, so it's Benjamin.
16:26Mm.
16:28Benjamin Button.
16:32So, our contestants have to either age or de-edge themselves,
16:36but it's all about the difference between their real age
16:38and the age that they become.
16:40Who's up first?
16:41He's an old soul.
16:42That's right.
16:43His soul has some pretty outdated views.
16:45It's Luke McGregor.
16:52Um, ask me about immigrants.
16:56What do you think about immigrants?
16:59Bleh!
17:00Despite the evidence that they're quite good for the economy.
17:03How do you feel about, um, negative gearing?
17:07Uh, yeah.
17:08I got a lot of property, so I love it.
17:10And you know what else I love?
17:12Fox and Sky News.
17:14You know who else I love?
17:17God.
17:18Well, I guess I better head back to the bus stop.
17:23Do you want any last words of advice from an old man?
17:27Yeah, what's your biggest regret?
17:29That's not advice.
17:30That's just making me feel sad.
17:32Well, it is advice because I'll try to avoid...
17:35My biggest regret is talking to you when you ask me that question.
17:41Bye, Tom.
17:42See you, Luke.
17:46I kind of want to be friends with that guy.
17:48They're all by interest, too.
17:50Why were you wearing a top hat?
17:51What was that about?
17:52Because old people wear top hats.
17:56I'm about a...
17:57It's about 197.
17:59You're quite eloquent.
18:00You didn't seem doddery at all.
18:01I would say you were about 75.
18:03Well, that gives us 35 years different from his actual age.
18:07Oh, and I think you can't see it, but I also lost my bowels, too.
18:13Any time Luke is under any pressure on this show,
18:16he just says he's pissed himself.
18:19Well, I can't because I've got a catheter, so...
18:22Right, when did you get that?
18:24Like, when you were 74, last year?
18:26No, it's one of the olden-day catheters.
18:30Just my penis wrapped in a handkerchief.
18:32LAUGHTER
18:32OK, more older or younger, old or young people
18:41coming up when Taskmaster returns.
18:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:45Welcome back to Taskmaster.
18:56Would you like to win half of Nina Ayama's shoes?
19:00Well, bad luck. You can't.
19:01Someone already on this show is going to win them.
19:04Tom, what are we doing now?
19:05Four millennial comedians and Julia Morris
19:07are trying to either age or de-edge themselves,
19:11and the biggest gap between their real age
19:13and the age they appear wins.
19:16OK, let's see another attempt.
19:17He worked in children's TV, but can he children try to be?
19:20It's Jimmy Rees.
19:21LAUGHTER
19:22LAUGHTER
19:30LAUGHTER
19:32APPLAUSE
19:34Jimmy were you doing dress-ups again it's your specialty there's a very strong commitment to
19:58character I thought yeah I feel like that's been my life for the last seven years so you know
20:01babies and small children so I went backwards in age which I don't know if I made the right choice
20:06I just realized a gross way that we could have won if we created a sperm sample and
20:15just put that on the table I reckon Jimmy I'm gonna say three months you're three months old
20:31there but I mean we're doing it by the year so we're not going to break it down to months are we
20:35make it 35 that means it's currently a tie 35 years we might have to go to months why would
20:40you want to do that that makes you lose I'm just trying to think where my birthday is
20:44yeah fair point 34 and 9 months 35 years you just dropped yourself a place well done Jimmy
20:50up next a panic-stricken spring chicken it's Nina Oyama excuse me can anyone hear me I've dropped my
21:04umbrella oh what's happened here oh thank you kind young sir oh I can see again have you seen
21:13Nina Oyama around nah nah nah how old are you oh 85 what year were you born
21:27nineteen four thirty seven is the year I was born all right thanks if you're a more senior person
21:45who was watching someone do a character that was a bit like this how do you think you'd feel
21:48I'd be like that's me it's good to finally get some representation around here
21:54what's this time book saying saying zero zero thanks Nina
22:01now I thought was supposed to be just aging or de-aging the contestants but then just out of
22:13nowhere just some old woman turned up on this and said who was that and where did she come from
22:18I've no idea yeah me either but she seemed really cool that's really Nina's not going to be able to
22:24get any points
22:25it was me yeah that's how good I am at de-aging and aging I believe you're 85 you know with your
22:32mannerisms okay cool sweet cheers man I thought you did a really good job oh that you never say
22:39that that's really nice that means there's a 56 year age difference okay
22:4656 that's going to be hard to beat who's next she's ageless and she'll never die it's Julia Morris
22:55up
22:57up
23:02up
23:04up
23:08up
23:20up
23:21Up
23:24Up
23:31What's that around your mouth?
23:33Food
23:37Is this it or are you gonna... This is it. Okay. I'm not really sure what else you're looking for
23:42Good food all over you. Faith and appear bra-less on television. I'm not really sure. I'm asking for more of just to clarify
23:51How much longer have I got? Two minutes and 42 seconds. Yes, I'm gonna see it out babe. You are? Okay.
24:08I've been on television for nearly 45 years now. It's just a fun way to end it I guess.
24:15I
24:19Thank God. Yeah. Oh, God
24:23Hang on. There's a chussy coming out the side. I
24:26Think it's best you look away. Mm-hmm. Yeah, just to your own mental health really more than anything, right?
24:32I mean that even made me feel ill
24:43So you're a baby
24:44I'm thinking you were presenting as one because you could just say single words like you're saying up
24:48You're about one. I thought I was younger and then I started speaking. I might have been prodigy
24:52I was happy to take you as one then you started to talk in complete sentences
24:58And then you said that you're worried about one of your boobs falling out
25:02Which that they're the least puts you past puberty. So I'm starting to think you're 18
25:07In fetish world. Yeah, you're just 18 had a bit of a weird baby fetish every now and then
25:14Like to pretend to be a cat
25:17Because you're an 18 year old on drugs
25:19Yeah, definitely
25:21Does that sound about right?
25:23Mate, I am with you. Yeah, it's exactly how it looked. Well, if I say that you're 18 with your age
25:28You've still got a fair bit of wriggle room there
25:30It's true. It's true. It's true. A 37 year age difference
25:34Oh
25:35Gee, I'm really regretting not being a baby now
25:38Anyone left Tom Cashman? Of anyone I know, she's got one of the highest GMPMs
25:44That's grandparent mentions per minute
25:46I wonder if she'll go old or young. It's Dania Walker
25:50Hello
25:52Hi Dania
26:00Oh boy
26:02Oh boy
26:04Yeah, I've got to put my tit up on the table
26:07Oh
26:08You look pretty good
26:10Oh, thank you
26:12You look fine
26:14It's quite rude
26:16What's rude?
26:17Don't compliment a lady
26:19Oh, you look beautiful
26:21You don't deserve to see my tits
26:23Okay
26:24How old are you out of interest?
26:26I'm 300
26:28Okay
26:29You do look good for 300
26:32Thank you
26:33Do you want to give us a bit of a look at your body?
26:37Oh, times have changed, haven't they?
26:40This old lawn, you never asked a lady to show you her body
26:46What do you want to see?
26:47Hank?
26:50What do you want to see, young man?
26:53I don't have a particular preference
26:55But I was curious
26:56But I was curious
26:57Curiosity kills the cat, doesn't it?
27:01Yeah
27:02Is your back okay?
27:04No
27:05Does it look okay?
27:07What's your favourite thing about being old?
27:12Oh
27:13What's all this hassling about?
27:14What's all this hassling about?
27:15This wasn't
27:16It wasn't
27:17We're going to have a four hour interview afterwards
27:19With the old you
27:20Was it?
27:21That's not what we were going to
27:23I would have planned
27:24A backstory
27:25So that I didn't look like I lost my freaking mind
27:29How am I?
27:32You're allowed to go at any time
27:34Oh, good
27:36Thanks Danielle
27:45Wasn't that a joy just having a little walk around in Danielle's sick mind?
27:49So how old were you?
27:50300
27:52In the first episode of Taskmaster you made a montage of your own life
27:56And in that you said you died when you were 410
27:59Oh yeah, she's got plenty of life left in her
28:02You're not even quite in your twilight years at 300
28:06I would like to apologise
28:07It's the first and last time I will ever ask a woman
28:10Please show me your body
28:16It didn't sound great out of context, does it?
28:19Alright, well I'm happy to accept 300
28:21Because it's
28:22No
28:23Well, it forms part of a larger narrative
28:25You said you were going to die when you were 410
28:28It all checks out
28:29Yeah, but she didn't even have a top out
28:32Well then, Danielle's score is 270 years
28:40That means Jimmy receives one point
28:42Luke gets two
28:43Julia three
28:44Nina with four
28:45And Danielle takes home the task with five points
28:51Should we move on to another task?
28:53Of course we should
28:54This one's a tribute to all the dads out there
28:56Hi
28:57How are you doing?
28:58Good morning
28:59I'm in vintage form, I'm not going to lie
29:13I do have some posts though
29:15That I need to attend to
29:16Letterboxd
29:17Oh
29:20Oh dear lord
29:21Oh dear
29:22There's some bread in there, babe
29:23Mmm
29:25I told you never again to put bread with sauce on it in my litter box
29:28I'm sorry
29:30You've disobeyed me
29:32It's hot, it's hot
29:33It's not hot, it's normal
29:37Save the snag from the barbie
29:39Least burnt snag wins
29:42Your time starts now
29:48Where...
29:49Where's the barbie?
29:50Where's the barbie?
29:51All the information you need is in the task
29:52Okay, okay
29:53You stay there
29:54I'll go find it
29:55I might come with you
29:56Yeah, okay
29:57Yeah, you come with me
30:01Okay, as much as I want to dive right into some sausage hunting
30:04It's going to have to wait
30:06More Taskmaster after this
30:20Welcome back to Taskmaster where five comedians are trying to win a snippet of Luke McGregor's hair
30:26What's happening Tom Cashman?
30:27Each contestant is trying to save a snag from a barbie, least burnt sausage wins
30:33Who's up first?
30:35Here's three brats who are the worst
30:36It's Nina, Luke and Jimmy
30:39Let's go save the snag
30:40Should I run? I feel like I should run if it's burning
30:43You know what? It's probably in the kitchen because that's where barbecue would be
30:47Barbecue in the kitchen
30:49Oh no, it wouldn't
30:50Trying to smell burning snag
30:52Is it chocolate?
30:54I can't sniff a snag
30:55Wait, I just want to smell, do a sniff test
30:57What do you smell?
30:58Shhh
31:00I can't smell anything
31:01Maybe I've got COVID
31:02Nah, nah, nah
31:03Too soon, too soon
31:04Shouldn't have made that joke
31:05Okay
31:06I've got something Cashman
31:07Oh, oh my god
31:09How do I?
31:12Ah
31:13That's a pumpkin, dammit
31:15Common sausage
31:17Is that?
31:18Careful for heat
31:21That's not a sausage
31:23Keep up Tom
31:24Another barbecue
31:25If you guys want to see a one-handed car wheel
31:27I'd love to
31:29Nah, I can't bother
31:30Oh
31:31I can do it
31:33Nuggets
31:34Take your corn
31:36Get out of here
31:38In some ways it looks like you've hit a snag
31:41How long have you had that one in your pocket for?
31:43About two minutes
31:45I suppose you hit a snag just then, didn't you?
31:47I've hit two snags
31:48In the back of the car
31:49Does that make sense?
31:50That's where I normally hit a barbecue
31:59Would you say you've hit a snag?
32:04You're wasting my time
32:05There's a lot of misleading barbecues
32:07Chicken nuggets?
32:09No!
32:10It's got to be outside
32:11Because it would be irresponsible to have one inside
32:14I smell something burning here
32:17Where is it?
32:18I'll just quickly check in here
32:19Oh, smell
32:20There's a smell
32:21There's a smell
32:23Okay
32:24Okay
32:25There it is
32:26Dammit
32:27Oh my god
32:29Hang on
32:30What was the task?
32:31That's off
32:32Finished
32:33Oh Jesus
32:36Okay
32:37Thanks mate
32:41So
32:42I must say you're lived through an actual nightmare of mine
32:44That's running around an empty mansion
32:45And just constantly running into vegetarian barbecues
32:49How disappointed were you every time you came up with another vegetable?
32:52I felt like a little dog running around on a leash
32:54I actually kind of liked it
32:55I was like disappointed when I found the barbecue
32:57I was like aww
32:58No more running
32:59I had to go to the toilet too but I couldn't because of the GoPro
33:03What were you not wearing your handkerchief that day Luke?
33:07Are you sorry?
33:13Nina saved her snag after 8 minutes and 12 seconds
33:15Jimmy 7 minutes and 46 seconds
33:17And Luke 7 minutes and 22 seconds
33:19More please Lester Tom
33:20They call her the butchery because she's full of bangers
33:22It's Danielle Walker
33:23It's the decision
33:24Do I go that way?
33:25Do I go that way?
33:26Ahhhh
33:27Um
33:28Okay
33:29Barn
33:30Barn
33:31Barn
33:32Barn?
33:33Yeah
33:34Barn
33:35Barn
33:36Barn
33:37Barn?
33:38Yes
33:42Got sauce on me
33:43Okay this way
33:44That was not open before
33:49Yeah is that sausage
33:50Snag
33:53Looks like you've hit a snag
33:55You're annoying.
34:05This is a pumpkin.
34:06Okay, it's a pumpkin.
34:07And bread.
34:08Bread.
34:09You have them in soup.
34:19Corn.
34:20Corn, pumpkin, bread.
34:23What does that mean?
34:24Yeah?
34:25What does it mean?
34:26What do you mean, what does it mean?
34:27Corn.
34:29Pumpkin bread.
34:31Corn.
34:32Pumpkin bread.
34:33Corn pumpkin bread.
34:38Corn pumpkin bread.
34:42Chicken nuggets.
34:44Chicken nuggets.
34:45Chicken...
34:48Nuggets.
34:50Corn.
34:51There's got to be a clue.
34:52Barbecue.
34:53Barbecue.
34:55Corn.
34:56Is there like a tiny Barbie?
34:58Like a Barbie doll?
35:01No, that is still there.
35:03Is there a place that I've missed looking?
35:05Have I missed an area of the house?
35:07Like in that room with the curtains?
35:10This way?
35:11Oh my gosh.
35:12I knew it was a Barbie.
35:14This...
35:15That is not a Barbie.
35:18That is a burner.
35:20And this is not a Barbie.
35:22She's not an actual Barbie.
35:23It's not written on her, but...
35:24This is not a Barbie.
35:25I don't think it is.
35:27That's not a Barbie.
35:28Classic Barbie shape.
35:30Anyway.
35:31Yeah, so I'm done, right?
35:32Tell Gleeson.
35:33He has no idea about Barbies.
35:34You can...
35:35You can...
35:36You can tell him.
35:37I will.
35:41Yeah, I heard you loud and clear.
35:42I do have no idea about Barbies, but I don't feel bad about it.
35:46But something I really enjoyed in watching you do that task, Danielle, was...
35:50Last week, you spent a very long time not being able to spot the alphabet being the pattern.
35:55Whereas this time, you're looking for a pattern where there wasn't one.
36:00And you spent the whole...
36:02The whole task trying to work out a pattern that wasn't there.
36:06What pattern were you thinking might be there?
36:09I didn't know.
36:10And I was like, there's got to be more than just running around aimlessly.
36:15Sometimes it's just that.
36:16Sometimes it's whole episodes of just that.
36:20Give us the time.
36:21I suspect it's long.
36:24More than double the other ones.
36:2515 minutes and 50 seconds.
36:29Alright, time to fire up your own Barbies at home and chuck a kettle on top of it.
36:33If that's how you choose to make your tea, good luck to you.
36:35I don't really give a shit.
36:37We're taking a break for a few minutes.
36:38See you soon with more Taskmaster.
36:40Look, I know you're watching it now, but how about watching more later?
36:52Catch every moment of triumph and utter humiliation of Taskmaster Australia with full episodes at 10play.com.au or the 10.
36:59Welcome back to Taskmaster.
37:06Do you smell something, Tom Koestman?
37:09Yeah, all I smell is good-natured competition and fun.
37:12And sausages.
37:14Our contestants are trying to find a sausage on a barbie.
37:18Least burnt snag wins.
37:19Which sausage saver remains?
37:22Can you imagine what jokes she'd make if she was introducing a sausage-based task?
37:26I can and it's funny.
37:27Here's Julia Morris.
37:29Do you know what?
37:30If anyone can find a sausage...
37:32Anyway, alright.
37:33Is it like a barbie?
37:34Like a barbie doll barbie?
37:36Used to say.
37:37And then how long have I got, babes?
37:38Fastest wins.
37:40I'm going towards the house, but I'm not sure that's the right thing to do, babes.
37:44It feels like the Blair Witch Project, Tom.
37:46Wipe your seat, babe, because it's quite messy outside.
37:50Where are you, barbie?
37:52Barbie?
37:54Oh!
37:56Here she is!
37:58Thank you, barbie.
37:59Oh, she's giving me the whole fruit and nut bar.
38:03Well done.
38:05Thank you, barbie.
38:12So, did you see any of the other barbecues?
38:15No.
38:17Did you even spot one of them?
38:18Tom, I would have thought after all these weeks now, you know me well enough to know.
38:22That was not a plan.
38:23It wasn't a clever strategy.
38:25It was literally just running in and getting lucky with the sausage, which...
38:29So, essentially, when you do nothing, you win.
38:40That's what I've noticed.
38:41The less you do, the better you perform.
38:44What's that about?
38:45It's my whole career, Tom.
38:48Do we even need a time?
38:50I suspect it was next to nothing.
38:51Three minutes and eight seconds.
38:56Let's have a look at your sausages, see how you did.
38:57We can compare them.
39:02Julie's a clear winner.
39:03And Danielle.
39:04Danielle's a clear loser.
39:05We have Danielle with one point.
39:06Nina with two.
39:07Jimmy with three.
39:08Luke with four.
39:09And the winner of the task is Julia with five points.
39:11OK.
39:14But how are they scoring in the episode so far?
39:17Julia is leading on 14.
39:23OK.
39:24I've heard enough.
39:25Everyone up on stage for a live task.
39:27Tom Cashman, who is telling us what's going on?
39:34That would be Jimmy.
39:35Could you please read the task?
39:36I can.
39:37Make your monster meaner.
39:40You have 30 seconds.
39:42Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
39:44The least mean monster will be eliminated.
39:48Ooh.
39:49All right, are we ready?
39:50Yeah.
39:5130 seconds.
39:57OK.
39:58Well, I feel this is a very easy elimination to make because four of them definitely look
40:15angry and one of them looks a bit out of it.
40:18And I think we all know which one that is.
40:23To be fair, he's got a gun and he's flipping the bird.
40:26Like, I couldn't tell he has a gun.
40:28To me, it looked like he had a trumpet facing towards him.
40:32So, I think Julia's gone.
40:35God, you've got to draw more.
40:37Thank God I was knocked out.
40:40Make your monster cuter.
40:43You have 30 seconds.
40:44Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
40:46The least cute monster will be eliminated.
40:49Ready, set.
40:53Make your monster cuter.
40:56That is so cool.
40:57Yes, and I should point out Luke's changed his from I eat kids to I love kids.
41:11I'm really just trying to pick between Jimmy's and Luke's.
41:15I know that Luke's monster loves kids, whereas Jimmy's monster has the inner rage of a children's
41:20TV show host who really doesn't like kids anymore.
41:25I think Jimmy has to go.
41:30Make your monster more prestigious.
41:32You have 30 seconds.
41:34Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
41:36The least prestigious monster will be eliminated.
41:38Why is yours more prestigious, Nina?
41:39Um, books.
41:40Because of books.
41:41Oh, yeah.
41:42Very prestigious people read books.
41:43That's how they get their precision.
41:44I'm guessing that book's not the dictionary.
41:45I can't quite see what you've done there, Luke to make your monster better.
41:46No, please.
41:47I'm feeling like I'm on my own.
41:48Oh.
41:49Oh, yeah.
41:50Very prestigious people read books.
41:51OK, why is yours more prestigious, Nina?
41:58Um, books.
42:01Because of books.
42:02Oh, yeah.
42:03Very prestigious people read books.
42:05That's how they get their precision.
42:09I'm guessing that book's not the dictionary.
42:12I can't quite see what you've done there, Luke,
42:14to make your monster any more prestigious.
42:15That's the Nobel Peace Prize.
42:18What about you, Danielle?
42:19What have you got there?
42:20Um, that's a number one medal
42:22and then that's your head for the Taskmaster Prize.
42:24Wow.
42:25There's nothing more prestigious than that,
42:26so it's just between these two other losers.
42:29Um, Nobel Peace Prize or books?
42:34Pretty even to me.
42:36What does prestigious mean?
42:39You'll have plenty of time after this
42:40to go and look in a book.
42:43I think you have to go, Nina.
42:45OK.
42:46Make your monster sexier.
42:52You have 30 seconds.
42:54Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
42:56Sexiest monster wins.
42:57LAUGHTER
42:57LAUGHTER
42:58OK.
43:17We're down to two sexy monsters,
43:18but I don't choose my sexy lightly.
43:20I'll need a bit of time to think about it.
43:21I'll see you after the break
43:22and we'll choose our sexiest monster
43:24and tonight's winner.
43:25CHEERING
43:26Welcome back to Taskmaster.
43:38Very soon, we will be awarding
43:41a lock of Luke McGregor's hair
43:43from God knows where
43:44to one lucky contestant.
43:46But how are they doing in a series so far?
43:48Luke is in fifth place currently
43:50on 71 points.
43:51Then we have Nina on 74.
43:52We have Jimmy with 89.
43:55Danielle with 91.
43:56But Julia Morris is leading
43:57on 95 points.
43:59CHEERING
44:00This is off the back
44:05of not paying attention
44:06and doing the least amount possible.
44:07Yes!
44:09OK.
44:09Well, I have to make a decision here.
44:11I have to decide
44:12which of these hideous beasts
44:13before me is the sexiest.
44:16I'm talking about the pictures.
44:18Before you make your final decision,
44:21see this medal here?
44:22Yep.
44:22They won that for sex.
44:25LAUGHTER
44:25And you would know about that
44:28because, as we know,
44:29you won the grand final of sex.
44:30That's right, sir.
44:32Whereas, Danielle,
44:34yours is sexy because...
44:35It's also got a medal for sex too
44:38and it's got number one written on it.
44:39Oh.
44:40We have no way of knowing
44:41whether Danielle copied Luke.
44:43I mean, mine doesn't say
44:44I love kids.
44:45LAUGHTER
44:46I may have forgotten to change that.
44:54LAUGHTER
44:54OK.
44:57And so you've decided
44:58rather than just seductively
45:00showing some décolletage,
45:02the boobs are just out.
45:03Yeah, I said full tip.
45:04LAUGHTER
45:05The caption's very unfortunate
45:07for you, Luke.
45:08LAUGHTER
45:08It suggests laws were broken.
45:11LAUGHTER
45:11So I think I'm going to have
45:13to go with Danielle's.
45:14OK.
45:15CHEERING
45:16That means for this live task
45:20we have Julia with one point,
45:21Jimmy with two,
45:22Nina with three,
45:23Luke with four
45:23and Danielle takes it home
45:24with five points.
45:25CHEERING
45:26OK.
45:27Well, what does it mean
45:30for our overall scoreboard,
45:32Tom Cashman?
45:32For this episode,
45:33we have Jimmy in fifth place
45:35and we have a three-way tie
45:36between Julia, Luke and Nina
45:37on 15 points,
45:38which means the winner
45:39of the episode
45:40is Danielle with 18 points.
45:41CHEERING
45:42Congratulations, Danielle.
45:47Five things that someone else
45:49will miss are truly going to be missed
45:51because they belong to you now.
45:53Get on stage
45:54and take what's yours
45:55even though they're someone else's.
45:57CHEERING
45:58Tonight, we learnt
46:01that vegetables are not sausages.
46:03We learnt that living to 300
46:05really does a number on your pack.
46:07And we learnt
46:08that they pretty much
46:09nailed the invention of the wheel
46:11the first time.
46:13Most of all,
46:14we learnt that our winner
46:15for episode six
46:16is Danielle.
46:17Show us some love
46:18by bashing your hands together aggressively.
46:21We'll see you next time.
46:22CHEERING
46:23They said that!
46:38It's stinging my vagine!
46:42That's gross.
46:43Strange unit you are.
46:44You want to just make out instead?
46:46Boom!
46:46Dinner is served!
46:47Yeah, my asshole
46:49is in heaps of trouble.
46:50LAUGHTER
46:51MUSIC
46:52MUSIC