Offside Wedding with My One Night StandFull Versiondrama
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00:00I feel like I've seen this before. I just don't know where.
00:04Ethan, watch out!
00:06Stop!
00:07Check her bag!
00:09What the hell?
00:10Tear it apart!
00:11Let's see how this little liar reads without.
00:16With just seconds left, Jude Larson makes a final point.
00:21Can he save the game?
00:23It's now or never!
00:31Goal!
00:33Jude Larson does it again!
00:35What a player!
00:36He's just won his team the Euro Championship!
00:46I told you, mate.
00:47This party's not really my thing.
00:48Oh, come on, man!
00:49You just won the trophy!
00:50It's your birthday!
00:52The boys have been itching for a chance to go wild!
00:55Enjoy it!
00:56Oh, sorry.
01:05Sorry, Dave.
01:06I was just fashionably late.
01:08And just like that, his body doesn't suck.
01:26You sure you want to throw away London's top soccer academy for this?
01:36No, Luke doesn't want me to go, and I can't just leave him.
01:40I mean, I love him too much.
01:42He's got his new job, and this is what love is, right?
01:45It's sacrifice.
01:47This is going to make everything better.
01:50Here.
01:51This will help with those pre-wedding jitters.
01:54Fine.
01:55Thanks.
02:00What?
02:01What did you put in this?
02:03You don't mind if I borrow this, right?
02:20What are sisters for if not sharing clothes?
02:24Is our plan work?
02:40Yes.
02:41No one can take you away from me now.
02:52Luke?
02:54Luke Patterson?
02:55You're a bastard.
02:59How could you do this to me?
03:00I-
03:01Oh, please, Marie.
03:02You never thought I was actually going to marry you.
03:04I gave up one of the top spots at a soccer academy for you.
03:07Oh, yes.
03:08That ball game you play.
03:09Whatever.
03:10You know, I never asked you not to go.
03:13And guess what?
03:14You can go wherever the fuck you want to now.
03:17It's over.
03:19My...
03:20dear sister.
03:22He chose me.
03:24Guards.
03:25No.
03:26What?
03:27Assholes!
03:28You're not going to get away with this!
03:30Let me go!
03:31What the fuck?
03:32I'm the real bride!
03:33Another wedding disaster in this place?
03:34I gotta check this out.
03:35I gotta check this out.
03:36I gotta check this out.
03:37This is FIGHT.
03:38It's pretty awful.
03:39No.
03:41No.
03:42No.
03:43No.
03:44No, you're not going to be a birthday party.
03:45No.
03:46No, that's not going to be a birthday party.
03:47No, no, I think I'm going to be a birthday party.
03:49I'm the real bride!
03:58Another wedding disaster in this place? I gotta check this out.
04:08Oh, come on, man. You just won the trophy. It's your birthday. The boys have been itching for a chance to go wild. Enjoy it!
04:19Sorry, babe. I was just fashionably late.
04:25I heard about a runaway bride next door. I'll call security.
04:29Hold on, mate.
04:33Just follow my lead.
04:49Here's to saving weddings and stuff.
04:53If only she knew she'd crush the wrong party.
04:57You know, I get it.
05:01My half-sister, Rebecca, she literally spiked my wine.
05:07And then she swapped places with me at my own wedding.
05:11You know, sorry. Just family drama.
05:17Wow, that's next level crazy. I'm sorry.
05:21Yeah, but hey.
05:23My grandma always said, you know,
05:25one door closes and another one opens.
05:28And you look way too fine in that suit for some runaway bride to snatch you up.
05:36You know,
05:37it's not so bad for a Saturday night, is it?
05:41Actually,
05:43it's...
05:45it's kind of perfect.
05:47just follow my lead.
06:09Just follow my lead.
06:15What the fuck did I do?
06:33Dear passengers, bound for London on flight TG-1017 at Gate 7.
06:39We are now boarding.
06:43I'll show them.
06:44I'll become the best soccer coach in the world.
06:47They'll see.
06:48They'll see.
07:02So it really did happen.
07:04I'll find you my bride.
07:06You're welcome, New York.
07:13You're welcome, New York.
07:19No.
07:20No, they can't sell Mum's club.
07:24No.
07:25No, that's illegal.
07:27No, just tell Maria I'm on my way.
07:29Ethan, watch out!
07:34Oh, sir, sir, I'm so incredibly sorry.
07:41Daddy!
07:45No, Ethan, that's not your dad.
07:49Ethan, that's not your dad.
07:50Here you go, little man.
07:54Yeah.
07:55It's you.
07:56It's you.
07:57It's you.
07:58My bride.
07:59The one I've been searching for all these years.
08:03Oh my God, it's your Jude Larson, the best soccer player in the world.
08:11She doesn't remember me.
08:12She doesn't remember me.
08:19Oh my God, it's your Jude Larson, the best soccer player in the world.
08:23She doesn't remember me.
08:25Ethan, you need to say thank you to Mr. Larson for saving me.
08:28Thank you, Mr. Larson.
08:30Can you sign it, Daddy?
08:31No.
08:32No, Ethan, he's not your dad, sweetheart.
08:34Sorry about that.
08:35It's just I've been embracing him on my own for seven years, and he just gets attached
08:41to kind-hearted events.
08:43Seven years?
08:45That's when we...
08:48I saw you playing before.
08:51You've got some real talent, little man.
08:55Let me give you a ride.
08:56My driver should be arriving shortly.
08:59No, Mr. Larson, that's really kind, but I don't think that's necessary.
09:03Yes, please.
09:04I want a ride with my daddies.
09:09Oh, come on.
09:10I promise not to talk about football the whole time.
09:13Sorry, soccer.
09:15Being in America and all, I still have to get used to saying.
09:18No, it's okay.
09:19I...
09:20I'll actually play at the soccer fan myself, so...
09:23A gorgeous girl and a soccer fan.
09:25Today must be my lucky day.
09:33So, where are we off to?
09:35Manhattan United.
09:36It's a small club downtown.
09:38My mom used to own it.
09:39Local New Yorker, huh?
09:40Born and raised.
09:42Well, I just moved back from London, actually.
09:45After eight years, I was the assistant coach at Chelsea.
09:48Yeah, but then my sister, she's trying to sell the club, so...
09:52So you're back to save your mother's legacy, right?
09:54Yeah, sorry.
09:57Uh, you probably don't want to hear about the struggling club.
10:00You're a big star.
10:01Well, you didn't think you'd be in my car ten minutes ago, did you?
10:05It's funny how life works like that, isn't it?
10:07Maybe there's still some time left for miracles today.
10:10So, what's your name, Ms?
10:13Marie.
10:14Marie Hammond.
10:15And I'm Ethan.
10:18Easy there, Geoff.
10:19Can I help you with this?
10:21I'm sorry.
10:30Is Ethan...
10:32my son?
10:36Is Ethan...
10:38my son?
10:39If you don't mind me asking, uh, what's the situation with Ethan's father?
10:47Oh, um...
10:49Well, Ethan's father, he passed away before... before he was born.
10:54I'm so sorry, Ethan.
10:56I just can't bring myself to tell you that your dad's just some random one-night stand of mine.
11:03Of course.
11:04What was I thinking?
11:06Just a crazy coincidence, I guess.
11:15Stop!
11:17Stop that right now!
11:18What are you...
11:21What the hell are you doing?
11:22You can't destroy Mom's club!
11:25Destroy?
11:26Oh, please.
11:27I call it...
11:28cashing in.
11:30Mom's so-called legacy is nothing but a fortune to me.
11:34Did you think she would want her daughter to be well off?
11:38So you want to save your Mom's club, eh?
11:41Well, here's the deal.
11:43One hit.
11:45One hit from this hammer.
11:48And I'll give your precious club one more month.
11:53Yes, yes.
11:54So...
11:56Marie?
11:57What's gonna be?
11:58What's gonna be?