Movie: The Ruck March
A desert endurance event turns ominous for two women and their fellow participants. As they trek through the harsh, barren terrain, what began as a test of physical limits evolves into a harrowing struggle against unforeseen dangers.
Director:
Michael Rock
Writer:
Michael Rock
Stars:
Zoogie Austin
Eddie Blake
Carter Brown
A desert endurance event turns ominous for two women and their fellow participants. As they trek through the harsh, barren terrain, what began as a test of physical limits evolves into a harrowing struggle against unforeseen dangers.
Director:
Michael Rock
Writer:
Michael Rock
Stars:
Zoogie Austin
Eddie Blake
Carter Brown
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:00He's watching you, Rollo.
00:30We'd like to get a little video of everyone
00:59before we head on out there and I basically want to know your name and your why for being
01:04out here today.
01:06Hi guys, my name is Cammie.
01:10I decided to come out here today and test myself to my limits while my husband stayed
01:15at home and watched our kid.
01:29Hey guys, it's Alana and this is day one of training and you guys are going to be my
01:58accountability partners.
02:00And if you're going to hold me accountable, you should know what you're holding me accountable
02:03for.
02:04So I found this flyer on a bulletin here in town for a Ruck March.
02:10And I'm sure you're wondering what a Ruck March is, but I guess we're just going to have to
02:13find out together here in seven weeks when I join this free event that's supposed to test
02:18my mental and physical health and work on team building, overcoming adversity, you know,
02:24all that fun jazz and it's free, which is probably the best part.
02:28I already did all the rough stuff with having a kid, but I want to prove that I can do even
02:32more.
02:33So I have my weights here for exercising and 35 pounds in this backpack so I can practice.
02:38Let's get after it.
02:42Five minutes in feels like five hours.
02:43I don't know how I'm going to do this for 16 hours.
02:46Whew.
02:47Okay.
02:48But we can do this, right?
02:49We can do this.
02:50We'll be fine.
02:51I mean, it's beautiful, you know, for the desert.
03:07All right, guys, day one, three miles in, a couple exercises and really definitely felt
03:33good, but let's see how far we can take this.
03:37See you guys next time.
03:39We're going to go treat ourselves to a little pond.
03:42So let's go.
03:43We're going to hit some exercises over there.
03:45Maybe a change of scenery will make it a little easier.
03:51Whew.
03:53Hope Dreamers pop.
03:59I'm the one they wanna be still.
04:08I keep it real.
04:10Got so many flows, yeah, they think that I'm insane, ghetto kids and a lot of...
04:14For a movie, I'm the one they wanna be still, and I'm a queen, yeah, keep it real, yeah, I keep my circle tight, that they're not earring piercing, I look like a bad...
04:24Oh...
04:54hey guys it's alana again and i'm back at the park only this time i've convinced my best friend
05:12emily that she has to train with me though it shouldn't have been a hard choice for her
05:16considering i'm there every time one of her dating app errors happens but uh oh here she comes
05:25hey ho what's up bitch i hate you by the way this is a dumb idea this is not a dumb idea it's better
05:32than your normal ways you spend fun with your guys but it's so great what's wrong with it
05:42fantastic okay well let's let's get it let's do this only three weeks till i get to die in the
05:48desert so might as well train for it three weeks till you get to die in the desert with your best
05:53friend and a strange man you've never met exactly exactly i mean
06:09look at us you're so insane i know that's what i'm saying
06:15wow pumping them out
06:32she uh she might not have been ready for this
06:42you look great you look beautiful em look at you
06:48you have much better form than me this exercise you get a 10 out of that
07:15this is heavy but it'll be worth it it can't be any heavier than carrying around your kid
07:25well sorry dill's kid
07:28he's lighter thank you i don't know what to talk about i think if i carry half of this he's probably
07:34that much he's a little chunky guy the cutest chunky guy i know that's what i'm saying how's that going
07:42by the way it's going good i thought it would be weird dating a guy with a kid but uh i don't know
07:47i don't mind it well it suits you well family life hello stepmother
07:52it's only three more days oh i know three days i do not feel prepared well we only have to be prepared
08:04for 16 hours you owe me you totally owe me i will pay it back to you oh my gosh what a cute puppy
08:15hey ladies would you like to touch my wiener what did you say oh my god oh throat let's talk about
08:22my dog what the hell's wrong with you
08:30men all right here we go picking her up late as always make sure the text actually
08:39sense before i start talking all this trash oh there she is the lady of the hour the bestest of besties
08:55maybe i'm gonna die
08:59you're gonna be fine say you're gonna be fine
09:04okay i'm gonna put this in the back all right who's that well howdy there you guys uh
09:09making a movie out of this thing trying oh boy i can't wait to watch the footage of this back
09:14that ought to be fun you and everybody else she is really good coyote bait so just look out for her
09:20please she's a little fragile all right i promise no coyotes i'll be okay you'll have fun can you say
09:27bye bye i'll see you later bye all right we'll be waiting for you when you get back okay bye bye
09:35all right camera thank you thank you perfect all right now we're embarking oh thank you so much for
09:43driving my car probably would not have made it that distance it would have blown up on me for sure
09:48whoa whoa oh even the camera guy needs her seat belt okay safety first okay i can't kill you before
09:55we start dill never forgive me yeah no you are absolutely right all right tell me what kind of
10:03food did you bring to this i packed some pb and j's and some of my favorite gummy fish well you're doing
10:09better than me i packed some disgusting power bars so ew hey nutrients over taste and flavor and all that
10:19other jazz yeah see my thought was i'm just gonna need sugar to get me through this so that's what i
10:26brought you know i like your logic a little bit better i'll share my fish with you it's okay you're
10:33welcome i got you girl oh this is gonna be terrible oh for sure but you know what it's gonna be terrible
10:43and at the end of it we're gonna get a handshake why not so uh dill seems pretty sweet oh yeah i've
10:55been enjoying hanging out with him yeah he seems a lot better than that x of yours what was his name
11:00christian dude that guy was an yeah no he definitely was the worst i don't know i was pretty surprised
11:07when dill asked me to move in with him like after such a short period of time but i don't know i'm just
11:12kind of embracing it going with the flow and i've been having a lot of fun he and his son are just
11:18they make me really happy well i am so happy for you yeah oh i hope you know i am giving up 16
11:27hours of social media for you my hero yeah that's right i am your hero oh my gosh this song is so good
11:36oh it's so motivating just getting this pumped up
11:49oh i think we're almost there i think the turns up just just right around thank goodness i'm ready
11:54are you excited are you excited oh yeah something different yes something different i'm excited for
12:02it to be over it's gonna be so nice the end is gonna feel so good yes and then you never have to do it
12:11again yeah never say never no just kidding i will never do you're right you're right we're gonna be
12:17like eight hours in and you're gonna realize you're just in love with hiking and craziness yeah no i doubt
12:25it i'm only doing this for you so well i appreciate you yes because i just love our friendship and you
12:33that much yeah i mean if our friendship can withstand something like this it's uh it's gonna last forever
12:40you're never getting rid of me yeah and not get singled out as much yeah no heard that
12:49or you know look there's a guy oh my goodness there's a guy waving could persuade some cute
12:55guys to carry our stuff for us cute guys two seconds ago you said you were gonna miss
13:01dip let's chill hey okay if i don't have to carry the weight then you know that's a win for me right right
13:09already directing traffic okay all right here we go oh he's cute yeah he's gonna carry our stuff for
13:17us oh i bet you if we ask him nicely and i bat my eyelashes right see yeah that's what i'm saying
13:23i'm just kidding we're strong independent woman right
13:26can you take this yeah give me that it's recording oh okay hello
13:41i'm so excited just kidding we're gonna die
13:44how are we supposed to hike with all this weight you really went hard there it's the only thing i had
14:00it's a good thing we worked out for this oh my goodness i could not imagine doing this without
14:05training that's us yeah this thing right here yeah all right cool so they're gonna do interviews
14:16over there by that huts so if you guys don't mind going on over there and uh getting interviewed what
14:22do you say sounds great yeah all right cool well nice to meet you guys okay let's go say goodbye to our
14:28families all these people why would they want to do this some people have real reasons um some people
14:41like to better themselves uh guilt tripping is a great reason thank you i do it out of life for you
14:48oh okay uh yeah navigate hey all right all right what brings all you out here to the march hey my
15:04name is donovan uh i saw the flyer in town figure i want to come check it out found these folks kind
15:09of recruited them in brought them along hopefully we're gonna have a good time tonight i'm just here
15:14to show off my booty shorts so this must be the interviewing people he was talking about yeah
15:23you're gonna be nice right during your interview yeah totally yeah because you're such an angel yeah
15:32hey there you two hi just get here new recruits yes all right i'm mac we're doing a we're doing a
15:39little thing here we're gonna get your name and uh get why you're out here what brought you out
15:44so come on around would you okay okay uh i'm alana and i just had a kid and kind of let myself go
15:50afterwards but i used to be in really good shape so i wanted to prove i could do it again so for the
15:54last two months i've been getting myself back out in shape and uh now i'm gonna test it and see see how
16:00we do yeah yeah yeah yeah my name's emily i'm out here because my asshole best friend guilt tripped me into
16:07coming i'm not right asshole well thank you folks uh i'll see you out there in a little while sounds
16:14good let's get it okay let's go mingle i'm telling you let's go find that cute guy i bet i could
16:22persuade him to carry our stuff oh yeah i know you already have 70 pounds on your back but what's 140
16:27more that's what i'm saying yeah let's do it my little social butterfly over here i know you know
16:39didn't want to do it i know but might as well make friends during the process
16:43oh they all look friendly where should we start hey guys hey hi you guys ready for today i'm so
16:55excited yeah ready yeah oh man it's gonna be a blast have you guys done this before no no not this
17:03specific event no oh okay so i'm excited to see what it's gonna be like hopefully a good challenge right
17:11yeah hopefully yeah moving on more hopeful yeah we're excited to see you guys on the trail yes
17:22oh hi hi how's it going hello i'm emily hi emily my friend lon hi lon yeah you guys excited yeah
17:33no it's gonna be fun i keep just keep telling myself that you know right i don't even know what i got
17:38myself into we're on your honeymoon you're on your honeymoon congratulations that's awesome
17:44you guys are doing this yeah yeah yeah see that's exciting that's real love em
17:52yeah i gotcha we thought it'd be fun yeah it's what true love looks like em yeah hey i'm doing this for
17:58you too so true love my love for you okay well yeah we'll see you guys around yeah yeah we can make
18:06it yes we got it you should tell your face
18:15look you know we just gotta think of the bright side here hi guys hey i'm emily this is my friend
18:21one hello nice to meet you yeah have you guys done this before no this is my first time yeah how
18:28about you no yeah no this is my first time too not really sure what we're doing so yeah i have no
18:33idea i hear we're gonna be walking yeah hiking a boat dirt trail sounds fun i mean i can walk you
18:39i can walk you i can walk you yeah i've hiked before you see positive attitude that's all you need you're
18:45halfway there yeah exactly yeah positive attitude yeah exactly yeah we'll just keep keep doing it
18:54i know yeah my friend lon told me about this and she's like we got a train okay all right
19:02a little bit yeah okay her definitely more than me but that's okay she's super strong don't let her
19:07undersell herself okay all right we're gonna kill it that path right there about 70 pounds right isn't
19:14that the limit right yeah exactly 70 that's not a hair more all right yeah well we'll see you guys
19:29oh hey there oh hey you look like you need some extra weight on your back extra weight uh you know what
19:35i'm holding it down so that if anybody wants to bring in some extra weight that's what my bag is
19:40for well that's perfect yeah turns out 70 pounds is too much oh you want to switch don't let this guy
19:46fool you he's strong like hercules i believe it yeah exactly i just don't want to show it you know i'm
19:51saving it for the competition yeah yeah or i mean you could showcase it now see the endurance is about
19:58or sorry the ruck march is about endurance so no i'm not going to show that right now i need to save my
20:04energy for miles and miles down the road perfect so miles and miles down the road you'll grab so
20:08about halfway yeah close to the finish line yeah we'll switch you know when we get there this is
20:14the finish line we'll grab it there oh okay oh okay sounds like a lot of help you gotta trust
20:20you gotta trust yeah all right she's on perfect yeah you gotta help me with this i'm doing all the
20:28talking girl i keep bumping into you i know this big old bag that i know yeah it's my backpacking
20:34what were you planning for well i've never done a rock before she's like ready to hike to the top of
20:41like uh i don't know yeah everest yeah biggest elevation gain ever yeah well i don't know like
20:48hey it starts with the backyard ruck march yeah with kilimanjaro that's what i'm saying yeah that's
20:54not a bad plan oh yeah uh military style formation i don't know i am just gonna follow what everybody
21:03else does so uh follow the crowd yep oh um uh ladies and gentlemen my name is bray and welcome to the
21:18ruck march guess he's in charge you're in for 16 hours of shenanigans a little bit of hell
21:26this is my cameraman mac mac is going to record our little adventure
21:34i don't expect all of you to survive but those that do in a couple weeks
21:40you have a nice little keepsake that honestly most people won't care about
21:46did everybody do their interview videos everybody's good okay all right now
21:51expect the unexpected tonight this is going to test you mentally and physically
22:01some rules though you guys aren't going to like this but it's the way it is there is no food
22:06there is no cameras there is no phones there is no smart watching from earlier so
22:13if you guys have that stuff put it in this box
22:17move
22:26all right guys now what needs to happen you guys have three minutes i don't care how you do it
22:31we have some heavy sandbags over there we have this box with all your stuff it needs to come with us
22:37grab it and then we're going to have two files we're going to head up into the hills you understand
22:45all right let's move go
22:50you're ready for this mech absolutely always ready
23:05it's gonna be a wild time we got some good people yeah better than that last group
23:09let's whip them into shape
23:19second girl the brown girl with the pigtails she's all right
23:22let's go
23:35hey leave them i'm gonna take a drone shot yes sir all right
24:05come on fella don't fall behind
24:33what's your why what brought you out here i want to test myself mentally and physically i want to
24:47bond with my dad i want to have a great time out here just getting sweaty
24:51really i'm just here for her i didn't want to come kind of talked me into it
24:59so i'm here to support her in this thanks dad you're welcome
25:13i'm gonna give these guys a break over here
25:26do they deserve it no no not at all
25:42all right guys let's get over here just take a little break
25:54i agree with that
26:02you don't think i could give a good motivational speech well no you for sure um but i don't expect
26:06you don't think much from what did they say his name last
26:08what did you get over here do you do that right
26:10satan
26:20all right guys if everyone's done going to the bathroom pick up your heavy things let's get ready
26:37to go
26:38hey um hey does does anyone know where my dad is oh yeah um see i was at the end and he decided to
26:45just stay back he says it's just not for him but don't worry he told me that he wants you to just
26:50finish the trail and you know he's really pushing for you so don't worry it's fine
26:55what are you serious yeah there's no way he would just drop it out like that well it's not for him
27:03it's not for everybody you know
27:06another one bites it does guys this sort of thing happens all the time all right every time i leave
27:11one of these people's people's egos get bruised and before you know it they just up and vanish
27:17because they don't want to tell everybody that they're not tough enough to do it all right so
27:23we just got to go we just got to go get your stuff come on let's get it all set
27:32gentlemen that's a big boy that is a big boy how'd i have a nice hike today yes sir not too bad
27:39sorry sorry for the sorry for the traffic jam yeah this is elevation good luck
27:44all right guys so i took all your food right so how you feeling is your energy low
27:53sucking out life right now all right so in my years of training there's a thing
28:00it's called go ugly early all right when you're in a survival situation you don't have any food
28:07you go ugly early which means you grab any edible source that you can whether it be
28:12plants that you know of animals bugs anything like that okay gives you the nutrients that you need
28:20to make a sound decision if you're afraid to go ugly early well then you might make some bonehead
28:27decisions and get yourself killed now i need a few people who are pretty hungry right now any volunteers
28:36stop one two three four okay all right you guys come right over here
28:47you got in there right make sure you're getting this close-up of each person okay we'll do one at
28:53a time uh what the hell one at a time all right guys it's time to go ugly early
28:59oh yeah you got this little buddy all right let's start with the first brave volunteer oh get that
29:13nutrition did you just squeeze all the poop out oh my gosh a little poop never hurt anybody extra protein
29:20get in there get in there oh oh oh no oh geez oh my god oh yeah
29:32you're next okay you got this bud um if i remember correctly just okay
29:40oh it's not working uh it's not working can i just close my eyes and eat
29:47you gotta start down the barrel
29:52nice
29:55all right lun your turn girl next one
29:57what the
29:59okay um show the nice camera what you have certainly that's like expired chicken
30:04chicken chicken oh my god why are you finding me the longest one in there
30:19all right last brave volunteer oh that one's so dirty
30:27okay oh my goodness
30:28nice
30:40you got this wow wow yeah
30:46if that's how you feel imagine how the worm feels
30:48it's just in the back of your throat fight it fight it
31:10all right you guys have five minutes go to the bathroom do whatever yada yada
31:15all right guys you good everybody back oh yeah all right pick up your stuff let's continue on
31:26is anybody seen that girl in the black who was uh with us
31:30earlier yeah like all black yeah she couldn't do it she took off
31:34hey why don't you narrow that down what do you mean
31:37like she had all black clothing on and real specific hair uh yeah yeah yeah yeah black hair
31:43black hair short black hair yeah yeah she couldn't do it what can i say now we got to carry all the
31:49all the stuff another person leave it just leave it here that's all right i don't know great
31:56just the way life is yeah it sucks for you
32:00it sucks for you
32:11some people can't hang
32:16so we just got married and uh we decided to go on to this little adventure
32:21rook march yeah the rook march yeah and i brought my girlfriend with me
32:30it was a really hard figure why'd you decide to come and do this by yourself
32:42because my husband's lame and he didn't want to come with me oh yeah
32:53what's your name
32:54his name's river what's your name it's cool i'm edison
32:58yeah nice to meet you thanks for carrying this with me oh yeah someone's got to do it right
33:03who'd you come here with today
33:04i came with my friends they just got married but i haven't seen them in a while i hope they're okay
33:11really yeah they're not here no i haven't seen them actually uh okay i hope they didn't leave
33:18uh i hope they didn't leave either got a lot of stuff to carry it it happens sometimes you two people drop out
33:32so have you guys ever done anything like this before
33:35it's my first time it's been a first time in a long time yeah
33:39so how are you feeling you feeling like uh you're gonna quit or anything
33:44no no i think i still got a little bit left in me you got some in you yeah that's what i'm talking
33:48about
33:55what about you mac you're gonna quit on me never
34:00oh mac the big mac
34:02you know me boss
34:08i know don't you think that's kind of suspicious
34:11sad really quit that early but it's really out of character for my dad it doesn't seem like he
34:17would quit this really some people just really can't handle it you know with his age you know
34:22it is really hot out here i heard that old folks can't really handle the heat as well
34:27yeah i don't want your old man to get heat stroked do you no
34:29well i guess it's a good thing he's taking care of himself yeah i'm glad too and i hope that
34:36in the end you get to go home and see him i hope so too maybe he'll be proud of me if i
34:42manage his holding i'm sure he would be who wouldn't be right
34:47i mean dad would be proud of his daughter for doing something like this right i feel like it would
34:52be out of character
35:08how long have we had a dog walk here huh
35:10i don't understand what's going on there's people missing there's like three or four of us
35:19missing here and we're hungry how do we get our food you're not gonna get your food all right i
35:23told you man this is freaking testing you guys all right and people quit people quit this all the
35:30time well that's man where are they okay i'm sure they're fine they're probably home they're probably
35:35tired you sign up for this i don't give a get back in line get back in line hustle soldier
35:53woo bray our first whiner of the day the girl wearing booty shorts what a surprise
36:05we're gonna take a little break
36:33is this the break where we get to eat our food that we bought break you get your food at hour 16.
36:41food is not part of this i mean this worm is not going to be enough to sustain me for the rest of
36:47this i'm uh it's not my only concern i mean we have like six people that have gone missing
36:54uh unaccounted for now my problem
36:56i mean it happens this is nuts i i just i can't take this shit i'm out you're out get out then leave
37:07you know what nah you're out too get the fucking out of here piss off buddy
37:12all right so screw them all right spoiler alert we're going to go for a little bit more
37:26and then we're going to stop again because i have a special surprise for you
37:29all right love surprises love surprise it's a fantastic surprise you're going to enjoy it very
37:35much okay cool so take five minutes go to the bathroom drink some water whatever you need to do
37:42five minutes all right guys you're gonna put your sandbags down spread out take your backpacks off
38:04all right folks you guys ready for your surprise yeah all right the good news is
38:35i know what happened to the people that went missing where's where's my dad
38:43the bad news
38:51you're all gonna die
39:04you're all gonna die
39:13you're all gonna die
39:17Just fucking do it, just fucking do it, don't fucking waste my time!
39:31All right, hope you guys kept two of them.
39:46You guys keep two of them alive, we got two here, nice, oh good, two of the brave girls
40:03that ate worms, all right, why are you guys doing this, you'll find out, come on let's
40:09go!
40:16Why are you guys doing this, we just want to go home, we didn't deserve any of this!
40:23Shut up, people die every day.
40:30Hey we're heading to the spot, go ahead bring the trucks to get those bodies, I'm in.
40:36I am so sorry, I didn't know this was going to happen.
40:43Hey good job weasel!
40:45Why are you doing this, we gotta go home, we deserve it!
40:52Hey we're back, why are you doing this?
40:59You want to check this one?
41:01Add to the dramatics.
41:07Why are you doing this?
41:09I'm going to go home and I'm just going to bed.
41:14Come back.
41:15You want to check this one?
41:17I had a few dramatics.
41:19I had a few dramatics, huh?
41:21All right.
41:23You know, you two, back in the 1960s,
41:26they detonated an underground nuke around here.
41:29People thought it didn't affect anything,
41:32and those people were wrong.
41:35It left something out here.
41:37Contaminated the water,
41:39and when it got used for crops or drinking water,
41:43yeah, it definitely left something out here.
41:45And when some folks with deep pockets found out about it,
41:49well, that's when they hire people like us.
41:53Hire? Hire for what?
41:57Hard to show.
42:01You are the stars.
42:03What the fuck are you talking about?
42:05What show?
42:07Okay.
42:09What are you talking about?
42:11No.
42:13What is this?
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42:17Okay.
42:19Okay, ladies, like I said, you're stars of the show, so what's going to happen now, I'm
42:45gonna put these cameras on your heads. You guys have your lights around your neck. If
42:49you guys touch your lights or your cameras, you'll get shot right away. Do you
42:56understand me? Do you understand me? Yes. Now you have two options. There's a
43:11staircase there. You can either take a bullet right now and it all ends or go
43:18up the stairs. Let's just go up the stairs. Yeah. We'll handle whatever's up there.
43:28I'm so sorry.
43:41Oh my god. What is he doing?
44:09What is he doing?
44:11What?
44:16He's coming home.
44:18My face!
44:20I'm sorry
44:21Oh
44:22Oh
44:25Oh
44:26Oh
44:27Oh
44:32Oh shit, oh my god, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
44:57I hope this is going to be good.
44:59Alright guys, I think she's coming.
45:01Best sporting event of the year.
45:03Oh, she's going to get you.
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47:25Alright, let's go get that footage or we ain't getting paid, brother.
47:37Alright, yeah.
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47:53I'm gonna go shrink them.
47:54Get ready for transport.
47:55Yeah, you got this.
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48:00I'm gonna go shrink them.
48:01Get ready for transport.
48:02Yeah, you got this.
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48:20Fuck.
48:21Fuck.
48:22Fuck.
48:23Fuck.
48:24Fuck.
48:25Fuck.
48:26Fuck.
48:27Fuck.
48:28Fuck.
48:29Fuck.
48:30Oh, shit.
48:31Oh, shit.
48:32Shit.
48:33Ah.
48:34Ah.
48:35God.
48:36God.
48:37Ah.
48:38Ah.
48:39Ah.
48:40Fuck.
48:41Fuck.
48:42Shit.
48:43Fuck.
48:59Fuck.
49:10Fuck.
49:11Bray, we're coming to your location right now.
49:40This is Ranger Heart, we've got multiple casualties scattered throughout the area, it's bad, it's real
50:02bad, it's like they were just, hold on, I see someone over there, it's like he's wearing
50:11a mask, I'm gonna go question him, stand by.
50:17Alright boss, last show was a disappointment, didn't have a lot of people, this show, I'm
50:29in Fallon right now, handing out flyers, gonna have a good time.
50:34Check it out, come join me out in the desert.
50:37Hey dad, look it's a rock march, we should go together.
50:40It's been ages since we did any sort of hiking or rocking.
50:43Yeah, I'm not too old for this shit.
50:46No, that's not the case at all, come on, you just dug out the front yard the other day.
50:53So are you in?
50:54Oh I'm in for sure.
50:55Hell yeah.
50:56What about you?
50:57Sounds like a scam to me.
50:58Hey guys, hey check it out, check it out, having a rock march.
51:00Did you miss the paper on this crap man, look at this.
51:01Get out of here man.
51:02Can you see I'm busy?
51:03Jeez.
51:04Asshole.
51:05Oh, cute.
51:06Ladies, ladies, ladies.
51:07Hi.
51:08Check it out, check it out.
51:10You're looking for a good time, come hang out in the desert with me.
51:14What is this exactly?
51:17Basically you're going to come out in the desert with me.
51:20Have a backpack, I'll take you on a hike, 16 hours, it's going to test you mentally and
51:38physically.
51:39It's going to be amazing.
51:40Zero dollars?
51:41No, I don't know if that's something that we're interested in.
51:44I don't know, out in the desert, that's not really our thing.
51:47We want to be out in the desert alone with a man, you know.
51:49You sure?
51:50Yeah, we'll take it though.
51:51It's a good time.
51:52No, we're okay.
51:53Yeah, we're good.
51:55It is nice to meet you.
51:56Have a nice day.
51:57Alright, bye.
51:58Hey.
52:11Can I bring my boyfriend?
52:12He was a green beret who really likes it.
52:14Boyfriend wants a green beret?
52:17We're good.
52:18We're good.
52:19Sorry.
52:20Hey, hey, hey.
52:21Hi.
52:22See you checking on my flower for the ruck march.
52:24Yeah.
52:25You guys interested in coming out?
52:26Sounds like a great experience.
52:27Maybe we should go together.
52:28I think I'm out, but you can use my backpack.
52:31It has extra pockets.
52:34Are you sure?
52:35Man, it's a great time.
52:36It's going to test you mentally and physically.
52:38No, I think that's for her.
52:39I think I can handle it.
52:41Okay, you're in.
52:42You're not going to kill me out there, are you?
52:44I think this person can handle this thing.
52:47We should go again and take care of the blue.
52:49Look at me.
52:50You've got layers.
52:51We should sit and see.
52:52Niccrire is so nice.
52:53You're KNOWο.
52:54Iが観
52:55ちまして
52:56we're not going to kill you.
52:57It's so packed the M-$400.
52:58We're going to peek at you.
52:59We're amazing.
53:00We're all ready.
53:01This is what we've ever done here.
53:03I've never done a decision.
53:04I've never wanted to take care of this movie.
53:06But I'm not going to say
53:07but we don't want to turn it right there.