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00:00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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00:01:36I'm Arthur
00:01:38I'm an online creator
00:01:40Slash comedy artist
00:01:42But I'm sure most of you know that already
00:01:43And look, I'm not trying to brag
00:01:45It's not really my style
00:01:46But I just hit 3 million subs
00:01:48On my channel
00:01:50Wait, actually
00:01:513,259,872
00:01:573, to be precise
00:01:59But I mean like
00:02:01Who's counting, right?
00:02:02Me, I'm fucking counting
00:02:04Hey, buddy
00:02:05Do you mind holding this for a sec?
00:02:08Hey, everyone
00:02:09Hey
00:02:10Gather around for a gang selfie
00:02:12Come on
00:02:123 million on 3
00:02:161, 2, 3
00:02:183 million
00:02:19Have fun
00:02:35Guys
00:02:36Dude
00:02:48Don't blame me
00:02:50What, did you expect that the pre-roll ads
00:02:53Pay for this fancy-ass apartment?
00:02:54It's the product placement that does
00:03:00Skull
00:03:09One sip and I'm flying
00:03:11Hey you
00:03:19Oh, hey
00:03:20There's our world-famous star
00:03:22Don't do that to me
00:03:24Please
00:03:25So, are you at least
00:03:26Having a good time?
00:03:28Yeah
00:03:28Yeah, slowly but surely I guess
00:03:31That's because you're not drunk enough
00:03:32Oh
00:03:33This is Emma
00:03:38One of my roommates
00:03:40And childhood friend
00:03:42But there's more to it than that
00:03:43Hey, don't judge me, okay?
00:03:51I like to keep photos
00:03:52Look, I've probably confessed my love to her a thousand times
00:03:56And been stuck in the friend zone
00:03:58Ever since we've known each other
00:04:00Arthur!
00:04:02Hey yo, Arthur!
00:04:03Come here, buddy
00:04:04That means you meet someone
00:04:05Sorry
00:04:07Duty calls
00:04:08I'll be back
00:04:10So
00:04:14The pretty boy over here
00:04:16That's my other roommate
00:04:17Darren
00:04:18Slash
00:04:19Manager
00:04:20Slash
00:04:21Agent
00:04:22Slash
00:04:23Well, you know
00:04:24He's pretty much just like my best friend
00:04:26Well, there he is
00:04:29The big star
00:04:31Arthur
00:04:31Arthur, Arthur
00:04:32Let me introduce you to Patricia
00:04:34Now, she just
00:04:34She just loves you, man
00:04:36I mean
00:04:36She's got a stand-up gig for you next week
00:04:39You dig?
00:04:42Only problem is
00:04:43Darren doesn't have a fucking clue
00:04:45If it's not some stupid stand-up gig
00:04:48Then it's for a shitty web series
00:04:49And notice the girl he's talking to
00:04:51She's always hot
00:04:51He's like he's using my name to get his dick wet
00:04:53Anyways
00:04:54I'm used to it
00:04:55Once you go above 100,000 subscribers
00:04:58The leeches start crawling out of the woodwork
00:05:00Awesome
00:05:03Cool, yeah, I love it
00:05:04Cool
00:05:04Where were we?
00:05:13So
00:05:13If I introduced you to Emma and Darren
00:05:16It's because they're really important to me, right?
00:05:19You know, they're like family
00:05:20But
00:05:21More to the point
00:05:23I caught them banging like bunnies behind my back
00:05:27Yeah
00:05:29Yeah, I know
00:05:30I should have photobombed it
00:05:32And shared it with all of you, right?
00:05:34Yeah
00:05:34I'm not that big of an asshole, though
00:05:36Hey, Arthur
00:05:36Hey, hey
00:05:37Woo!
00:05:37There he is
00:05:39No worries, everybody
00:05:41Just find him
00:05:41Are you filming?
00:05:44Hey, look
00:05:44Hey, look
00:05:45I love this guy
00:05:45Hey, come on
00:05:46Give me a nick
00:05:46Give me a nick
00:05:47This guy's great
00:05:47A genius
00:05:48This brain
00:05:49This brain
00:05:49I think I'm gonna kiss it
00:05:50Okay
00:05:50I'm gonna kiss it again
00:05:51Okay, okay, okay
00:05:53You don't like kisses
00:05:53I got you
00:05:54I got you
00:05:54Did you want something?
00:05:57No, no, no
00:05:57I'm just gonna check if you want something
00:05:59I'm going to the convenience store
00:06:00I'm buying
00:06:01You want something?
00:06:02Actually, yeah
00:06:02I wouldn't say no to a chocolate bar
00:06:04Anything with nougat
00:06:06Mission accepted
00:06:07All right
00:06:08You stay safe
00:06:09No diggity
00:06:10So, where were we?
00:06:14Oh, wait
00:06:15I know
00:06:15You're still not having fun
00:06:17Oh, and you are?
00:06:19Come on, Arthur
00:06:19I know you can't stand people
00:06:20Yeah, but I can enjoy a party
00:06:23Yeah, well, three million subs
00:06:24Is a lot of people to pretend not to hate
00:06:26Oh, three million, hmm?
00:06:29How about three million
00:06:31Two hundred and fifty nine thousand
00:06:32Nine hundred and fourteen
00:06:34Wow
00:06:35Whoa
00:06:37Emma
00:06:38You're no
00:06:39Oh, oh
00:06:40Oh, sorry
00:06:41Typical
00:06:45My perfect timing
00:06:47What the fuck?
00:06:50There's no water?
00:06:52Uh, yeah
00:06:53There should be
00:06:55Must be some kind of construction, I guess
00:07:01Fuck
00:07:02Oh, shit
00:07:03I'm a mess
00:07:04Here, can you hold your jacket?
00:07:06Breath
00:07:07Breath
00:07:07Breath
00:07:10Breath
00:07:11Breath
00:07:12Breath
00:07:14You are me
00:07:15I am you
00:07:17You're just so controlling
00:07:19Can't take it no more
00:07:20I still have a life of my own
00:07:23So stoked that the producers cast a hot chick to be my childhood friend
00:07:28And now she's asking me for my clothes when she could like totally just go down the hall and get her own clothes
00:07:34Whoever's writing this
00:07:36Whoever's writing this
00:07:37I love you
00:07:38Arthur, your jacket, please
00:07:41Oh, yeah
00:07:43Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, everyone's chill, it's just a power outage, I'm sure it'll all be over soon, alright?
00:07:55Shit, guys, what do we do?
00:07:57There's also zero service
00:07:59Alright, just keep people from moving, alright, and I'll bring the music back
00:08:04Uh, hey, man, can you hold this for me for a sec?
00:08:09For sure
00:08:09Yo, everyone, hey, listen up, gather around, please, come on, Freddy, put your fucking pants back on
00:08:19Guys, hey, listen, where are you gonna go? There's really no point in leaving right now
00:08:25I mean, look out the window, this power outage is widespread
00:08:29So, I mean, where are you gonna go that's better than this, am I right?
00:08:34Damn right, dude
00:08:35Yeah, okay
00:08:36So I say, fuck the power outage
00:08:40Fuck the power
00:08:41I say, let's fucking party
00:08:43Yeah
00:08:43Let's fucking party like there's no fucking tomorrow
00:08:47So here's to us
00:08:55And
00:08:56Here's to my three million fucking subscribers
00:09:01Yeah, yeah, frustrating, right?
00:09:13But aren't you bored with these expected montages with people having fun and drinking and taking drugs
00:09:20and the in-the-mood song playing in the background?
00:09:22Anyways, look, as a matter of fact, our show doesn't have the money to make it super fancy, so
00:09:28Plus, I'm a very bad dancer
00:09:32Day one of the apocalypse
00:09:44A whole lot of cleaning
00:09:48Power's still out
00:09:51So that's fun
00:09:52Oh, and still no service either
00:09:55And I am feeling the need to check my newsfeed
00:09:59You wanna hear my favorite part?
00:10:00Still no fucking water
00:10:09Apparently there's not a single goddamn thing to drink
00:10:13In this whole apartment
00:10:15I even have the perfect title for it
00:10:17The Hangover
00:10:19Part 4
00:10:20Worst fucking hangover
00:10:22Ever
00:10:23Ever
00:10:25Oh, and also
00:10:28I'm on my way to the grocery store to grab a drink, so
00:10:31Stay tuned
00:10:32Don't you fucking move, pig!
00:10:58We know why you're here
00:10:59We have you surrounded
00:11:01So don't try to play the high and mighty cop
00:11:03Drop your fucking gun!
00:11:06Get on the ground, kid
00:11:07Now
00:11:09Like I was saying
00:11:12Worst hangover ever
00:11:15Ever
00:11:17Well, let me be honest with you guys
00:11:43Our show doesn't really have the budget
00:11:45For a fancy-ass gunfight
00:11:47With special effects
00:11:49So
00:11:49The director asked if I could narrate the rest of my adventures
00:11:53Hope you guys are cool with that
00:11:54Thank you
00:11:56Well, this is awkward
00:12:00Interior
00:12:04Grocery store
00:12:05Day
00:12:06Arthur
00:12:07That's me
00:12:08Throws himself on the ground
00:12:10Gunshots resume
00:12:11He crawls for cover
00:12:13Terrified
00:12:14Curls up with his hands on his ears
00:12:16Eyes closed
00:12:16Yep, we've done that
00:12:18Bullets are flying everywhere
00:12:19Extreme slow-mo
00:12:21Too expensive
00:12:22Arthur finally takes a chance
00:12:25He crawls to the back of the store
00:12:28And he narrowly escapes by
00:12:30Hiding in the fridge?
00:12:33Seriously?
00:12:34Why would I hide in a fridge?
00:12:37Fuck
00:12:37I hope the ending's better than this
00:12:39Are you kidding me?
00:12:46The ending fucking sucks
00:12:47Fuck, I knew I should have read this before signing
00:12:50Hey, let's get this shit back to the writers
00:12:52Get on the ground, kid
00:12:56Now
00:13:01Wait
00:13:08I didn't piss myself in the old version of the script
00:13:11Fuck
00:13:23Come on
00:13:38Down, down
00:13:45Fuck
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00:14:11Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:14:42Is this guy for real? I never got a stupid driver's license. Now he expects me to drive some big-ass van.
00:14:49Hey! Who the fuck are you talking to? I need you to hide that van. Now. Come on!
00:14:59Hey, listen. Shouldn't we get you to a hospital or something? You're bleeding like a pig. No pun intended.
00:15:05No. We need to hide that van. Now.
00:15:08Hey, listen. I just want to get back to my apartment. It's like right there.
00:15:11Does this have a parking garage? Yeah.
00:15:14Good. Good. We'll hide it there.
00:15:19Did I just invite this psycho back to my apartment?
00:15:22Hurry, fuck! All right! All right!
00:15:24Put it in a park.
00:15:44Get it. Put it in a park.
00:15:52Give me the keys.
00:15:59What's your name?
00:16:01I'm... I'm Arthur.
00:16:03Mine's Frank.
00:16:04I need you to go find some help.
00:16:11Doctor, nurse, anyone, but you gotta hurry.
00:16:13Wait!
00:16:15Keep it quiet, okay?
00:16:20Promise me.
00:16:21Baby, I'm lonely and I'm sorry to push you so far away.
00:16:38And, baby, I believe me, you can please me.
00:16:41And while I'm here, I'm here alone.
00:16:44Steve.
00:16:46Steve, is that you?
00:16:48Arthur? Arthur!
00:16:49Arthur! I'm in here! I'm in the elevator!
00:16:51You gotta find a way to get me out of here, okay?
00:16:53The doors won't open.
00:16:54There's no service.
00:16:55The buzzer doesn't work.
00:16:57Well, there was one guy.
00:16:59Went to go get help, but the piece of shit never came back.
00:17:02Wait.
00:17:02Have you been in here since last night?
00:17:04And are you kidding me?
00:17:05I'm so thirsty.
00:17:10Okay, um...
00:17:11Look, I have to do something really urgent, like, real quick,
00:17:14but then I'll be right back to get you out of here.
00:17:16I promise, Steve, okay?
00:17:18Okay, okay, okay.
00:17:20Oh, and Arthur, man, I got you to your bar.
00:17:22I got you here with me in the elevator.
00:17:25Right.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26Oh, thanks, man.
00:17:27Um, you can just eat that, though.
00:17:29For real, I know you're hungry.
00:17:31Arthur, are you listening to me?
00:17:32I would never eat your bar, dude.
00:17:34You're my hero.
00:17:35Thanks, Steve.
00:17:39Oh, and I forgot to tell you, my name's not Steve.
00:17:41It's Marlon.
00:17:44Yeah, I'm going to stick with Steve.
00:17:47Hey, dude, dude.
00:17:48Where were you?
00:17:51Malika.
00:17:53Malika, come on.
00:17:54I know you're in there.
00:17:55Please answer, Malika.
00:17:57Come on, I need you, Malika.
00:17:59Please.
00:17:59Hey, what the fuck, man?
00:18:00Seriously, like, where the hell were you?
00:18:02Seriously, look at these two.
00:18:06Acting like they haven't totally fucked each other like ten fucking times while I was out
00:18:10there almost dying.
00:18:12God.
00:18:12I wish I had the balls to murder them like Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot style.
00:18:25Can you please tell us what the fuck is going on?
00:18:28Look, I was at the grocery store, and there was this cop, and people were dying all around me, and...
00:18:36And what?
00:18:46Guys, meet Frank.
00:18:49What the fuck?
00:18:50Oh, oh, uh...
00:18:52Come on.
00:18:54Oh, guys, I'm only a paramedic.
00:18:56We need to go to the hospital.
00:18:57We can't.
00:18:58Why's that?
00:18:59Look, Frank, you're going to have to tell us what's really going on.
00:19:02Well, I can't do this like this.
00:19:04I need you lying down.
00:19:04Frank, look, I saved your ass, didn't I?
00:19:07Tell me, what did those robbers mean when they said they knew what you were doing in the store?
00:19:12Doing what?
00:19:13Get in the bedroom.
00:19:16Kid.
00:19:17Kid.
00:19:19Careful.
00:19:21Water.
00:19:23You're risking your life for bottles of water?
00:19:27These ain't just water bottles.
00:19:31Water bottles are all we got left to drink in this fucking city.
00:19:34Don't you think this is the right time to video?
00:19:47Why don't you help me?
00:19:48Is the world really ending?
00:19:49You bet I'm going to film every minute of it.
00:19:51Talk to me, please.
00:19:54What's going on?
00:19:55I'm out of here, Emma.
00:19:59You heard that, cop.
00:20:00We've got to leave the city while we still can.
00:20:02You're just going to ditch us?
00:20:04I'm going to take that truck, and I'm going to keep that water for myself, for me, and my
00:20:11family, all right?
00:20:12Your family?
00:20:14That's bullshit.
00:20:15You know there's no way out of the city in this chaos.
00:20:17You just want to hoard that shit for yourself.
00:20:18And what about us, huh?
00:20:21We have to share what's left.
00:20:22You're being so selfish right now.
00:20:23Guys, can you stop arguing for one minute?
00:20:26Either way, we've got to go back to Frank and Malika.
00:20:30Hello, please.
00:20:30We need water.
00:20:32To fill up our son's baby bottle.
00:20:35Can you please buy a water bottle?
00:20:36Oh, we may...
00:20:37Oh, come on.
00:20:38I heard you talking.
00:20:40All the stores are closing up.
00:20:44Shame on you.
00:20:45I hope you die of thirst.
00:20:49It's us or them, all right?
00:21:15Holy balls.
00:21:19That's some unrealistic movie shit.
00:21:21Stop filming.
00:21:47Somebody!
00:21:47Somebody!
00:21:49Come on.
00:21:49It's over.
00:21:50Is there a guy trapped in the elevator?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57He was at our party.
00:21:58Look, you guys go ahead.
00:21:59I'll catch up with you.
00:22:00Okay?
00:22:03I don't want to die in this shithole.
00:22:06Please.
00:22:08Do something, you bitch.
00:22:12Hey, buddy.
00:22:14How's it going in there?
00:22:16Arthur!
00:22:17Buddy!
00:22:17What the fuck is going on out there?
00:22:20Seriously.
00:22:21You gotta find a way to get me out of here!
00:22:26Arthur.
00:22:27Are you still there?
00:22:30Arthur, you come back.
00:22:32Arthur, come back here, you bitch-ass motherfucker!
00:22:33I'm still here.
00:22:38I was just messing with you, buddy.
00:22:42I've just been in here so long, you know?
00:22:46I actually don't remember my life before this elevator.
00:22:50I'm going to get you help.
00:22:52I'll come back for you, dude.
00:22:53Just stay put.
00:22:54Okay.
00:23:03Ralph, just tell us what's really happened.
00:23:05Last time, I don't know.
00:23:07That's bullshit, and you know it!
00:23:09Calm down, Darren.
00:23:12Guys, we have to help this dude in the elevator.
00:23:14He sounds like he's going to die.
00:23:16Take only two every four hours.
00:23:18Got it?
00:23:19Thank you, multi-com.
00:23:20Seriously, guys, can we go help him, please?
00:23:24Guys, seriously, we have to help him.
00:23:26Get in and close the damn door.
00:23:27Someone will see us.
00:23:28Yeah, so what if someone sees us?
00:23:31You know, if you've got an order for all this water here,
00:23:35why are you hiding out here?
00:23:36I mean, he makes a pretty good point, Frank.
00:23:42Hey, Frank, what are you doing?
00:23:46Everyone out of the van now.
00:23:48Go, go, get him, go.
00:23:50Jesus.
00:23:51See?
00:23:53Whatever this guy's hiding, it's worth killing for.
00:23:56You know what?
00:23:58Maybe he wants to keep all the water for himself, huh?
00:24:01Hey, hey, Frank, stop!
00:24:04Frank, even if that's true,
00:24:07you still have to share some of it with us,
00:24:09because our neighbors, there's elderly people and families,
00:24:13and they have kids, and they need that water, too.
00:24:15Oh, my God.
00:24:15Oh, my God.
00:24:20What?
00:24:23I was getting thirsty.
00:24:26Did you know that you need at least two liters of water a day?
00:24:30Three to four when hungover?
00:24:36Frank, you want to die, that's on you.
00:24:38You got to give us the keys so we can get the fuck out of here.
00:24:41What are you talking about?
00:24:42We have to help people.
00:24:43What, you want to walk towards the gunshots?
00:24:45Are you fucking stupid?
00:24:50Get down!
00:25:05Can't you call backup?
00:25:07We have to help them.
00:25:14Quit the fuck up, Blondie.
00:25:15This is the Dark Ages all over again.
00:25:17Hey, Jesus, Frank, you don't need to talk to her like that.
00:25:21Emily, are you okay?
00:25:26Okay, listen up.
00:25:27I know what you're thinking.
00:25:28But if we open this door, it's game over.
00:25:31We're all dead.
00:25:33These guys,
00:25:34they're not your neighbors.
00:25:37They are not your friends.
00:25:38They are hardened criminals heavily armed.
00:25:41They're the ones who attacked the grocery store.
00:25:44You can trust me on this.
00:25:46If these murderers get through that door,
00:25:48they won't stop with a van.
00:25:50They'll use violence.
00:25:52They will plunder your home.
00:25:54They are here to take everything,
00:25:57everything away from you.
00:26:00At Waterstock,
00:26:01is the only thing keeping us alive.
00:26:07It's our only way out.
00:26:11So I got one question for you all.
00:26:13What's that, Frank?
00:26:16Are you with me?
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:20Yeah.
00:26:21U.S.A.
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00:26:47U.S.A.
00:26:48Il n'y a pas vraiment pas comme ça.
00:26:51Nous étions tous les risqués.
00:26:54Allons-y partir de là.
00:26:56Oui, maintenant nous parlons.
00:27:01Pour une fois, le scriptur de l'écran avait une bonne idée.
00:27:05Et oui, c'est malheureux qu'il se trouve,
00:27:07les gens s'entendent dans 12 heures sans l'eau.
00:27:10Plus de plus que si le wifi allait bien.
00:27:13C'est malheureux.
00:27:18Nous avons lancé notre route de l'écran.
00:27:21Et c'était pas mal.
00:27:23Et maintenant, je pense que nous allons conduire quelque chose d'assez.
00:27:27Out of la ville.
00:27:29Je pense.
00:27:39Oh, merde.
00:27:40J'ai complètement oublié de celui de Steve.
00:27:42J'espère que quelqu'un l'aide.
00:27:43J'espère que quelqu'un aide.
00:27:45Wow, wow!
00:27:46Yeah.
00:27:48Frank, Frank, Frank.
00:27:50No, no, no, no!
00:27:51You ok?
00:27:52Hey, Braque, Braque!
00:27:54I love you.
00:27:58Frank, you ok?
00:28:01Hey, hey, hey, no no no.
00:28:06Look, I know you're in a lot of pain, ok?
00:28:10Mais il n'y a pas d'aide à prendre tant que beaucoup.
00:28:12Je veux dire, tu vas te faire, t'aider à te faire ?
00:28:14T'aider à te faire, t'aider à t'aider ?
00:28:14T'aider à t'aider.
00:28:27T'aider, non. Si nous voulons de la ville, la plus rapide...
00:28:30Nous ne voulons de la ville.
00:28:35Oh, merde !
00:28:37C'est assez.
00:28:38Vous devriez me dire tout ce que tu ne sais.
00:28:41Qu'est-ce que tu ne sais pas ?
00:28:42D'aiderai quelque chose la prochaine fois que tu vas faire cette merde.
00:28:45Hey, les gars, qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
00:28:47Drive.
00:28:48Je ne vais pas aller jusqu'à ce que tu me dis.
00:28:51Tu ne sais pas si tu ne sais pas si tu nous voulons.
00:28:55Drive.
00:28:57Malika, répète-moi !
00:28:58Frank ne veut pas faire de la ville, et je ne vais pas aller jusqu'à ce qu'il nous dit.
00:29:03All right, let's go. Help me, help me. Come on, come on.
00:29:08What the fuck ? Drive !
00:29:10Frank, do something !
00:29:12You're gonna get us all killed, Malika !
00:29:16Malika !
00:29:17Will you all shut up ?
00:29:19I'm not going until he tells us the truth.
00:29:23We need the truth.
00:29:26All right.
00:29:26So you're gonna spit it out, Frank ?
00:29:47Frustrating, right ?
00:29:51But aren't you bored with these middling plot moments where some big, lame secret is divulged in order to reignite the story ?
00:29:58You know what ?
00:30:00I say, screw you, you lazy-ass writers.
00:30:03First, you made me piss myself, and now this.
00:30:05Picture this, a group of nerdy morons, barely graduated, in charge of writing a show.
00:30:30Let's call it, Skull.
00:30:34Right now, they're working on the fourth episode, and no one really has a clue what the fuck to write next.
00:30:42And let's be honest, they're not getting paid enough to give a shit anyways.
00:30:46Oh, guys, guys, I've got this.
00:30:54No, no.
00:30:56For the last time, we should have written a bible and an outline.
00:31:00That's how it's supposed to be done.
00:31:02Ben, can we get on that, like, now ?
00:31:04Um, but just listen.
00:31:05But no, Casey, because if this keeps going on, I'm gonna get my credit replaced with Alan Smithy.
00:31:11Mark, all you real directors get to use that credit.
00:31:16Also, we did pretty amazing with the first three episodes, so just listen, all right ?
00:31:22Okay, what if, um, Frank says something about the water shortage ?
00:31:27You know, like that it isn't just happening in their city ?
00:31:31Oh, that he actually robbed the grocery store himself ?
00:31:35Like, it's just...
00:31:36Okay, all right, how can you explain that, though ?
00:31:41Also, we need to find an idea as to why the water disappeared ?
00:31:45Just saying.
00:31:47Um, okay.
00:31:49Well, because the government won't do anything to help anyone, well, Frank knows this.
00:31:55So, you know, he's just scared.
00:31:57Like, if he tells the group, they might just kick him out of the truck.
00:32:01But he could actually kill everyone.
00:32:04Ben, what do you think ?
00:32:07Ben, please stop that, okay ?
00:32:09Join us this one time !
00:32:11Yeah, yeah, that works for me.
00:32:13I want that episode, the first draft of it at least, ready for 10 a.m. tomorrow morning.
00:32:19And, Mark, sweet little Marky Mark, if you speak to me like that again, how far are you ?
00:32:27All right, we clear ?
00:32:29Later, duchers !
00:32:32Okay, Mark, you got this tomorrow, 10 a.m.
00:32:38And that's how you make an episode longer.
00:32:44And in the cheapest way possible !
00:32:47You gonna spit it out, Frank ?
00:32:52Frank ?
00:32:54Water problems.
00:32:56They don't only concern the city, it's the entire country.
00:33:04What ?
00:33:05The entire country, how ?
00:33:08Is this some kind of terrorist attack ?
00:33:11Is it, like, aliens ?
00:33:13Is it the Russians ?
00:33:15They haven't figured it out yet.
00:33:18My orders were clear.
00:33:20Requisition of all the water stocks left.
00:33:23Large suppliers, grocery stores, even the freaking quarter mom and pop shops, if necessary.
00:33:28All of it.
00:33:30And government ?
00:33:32What about us ?
00:33:34They don't have a plan.
00:33:38It didn't take long to figure that out.
00:33:40And I'm...
00:33:43I'm just...
00:33:44I need to take care of my own family.
00:33:50So that's what I'm doing.
00:33:51Shit.
00:33:52You know, I knew it.
00:33:55I knew it from the start.
00:33:56You know, this guy's just gone rogue.
00:33:58He wanted to keep all the water for himself, that's his big secret.
00:34:01Sound familiar, Darren ?
00:34:04Wow, and to think, I saved your life.
00:34:07I even did a stupid fist pump with you.
00:34:09Just how much of a fucking scumbag are you, Frank ?
00:34:12And then what ?
00:34:14What was the plan once you reached your family ?
00:34:17Fuck.
00:34:18I think we went over something.
00:34:19We can't stay here.
00:34:20Well, there's a flat tire.
00:34:22There.
00:34:36Go over there.
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00:38:00Could it be Frank, the lying cop, willing to do anything for his family?
00:38:06Or maybe Darren, my so-called best friend.
00:38:11That I wouldn't mind.
00:38:13Or it could be Malika.
00:38:21Or maybe Emma.
00:38:24My Emma.
00:38:24The love of my life who doesn't love me back.
00:38:28Oh, goddammit.
00:38:38Aren't you supposed to be naked in a morgue?
00:38:40Isn't that like a rule or something?
00:38:42Now, that being said, the writers could totally decide to kill me off as well.
00:38:50Me.
00:38:51The hero.
00:38:53The charismatic man upon whose shoulders the popularity of this entire show depends.
00:38:57You hear that, writers?
00:39:00Anyways.
00:39:01You'll find out in the fifth episode of Skull.
00:39:06Live and let die.
00:39:10Or wait.
00:39:10I think that's like a Bond film or something.
00:39:12I think that's like a Bond film or something.
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00:42:08Arthur !
00:42:38Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
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00:43:38Malika ! Malika ! Malika ! Malika !
00:43:42Malika ! Malika !
00:43:45Come back !
00:43:48Emma !
00:43:54Emma, Emma, look at me! Look at me!
00:43:57Oh shit, you're the guy from the videos. Arthur, right? Bro, look, it's Arthur from the videos.
00:44:17It's hard for your loss, man.
00:44:27Oh shit, you're the guy.
00:44:57Oh shit, you're the guy.
00:45:27So, where were we? Oh, wait, I know. You're still not having fun.
00:45:42Oh, and you are? Come on, Arthur, I know you can't stand people.
00:45:45Yeah, but I can enjoy a party.
00:45:47Yeah, well, three million subs is a lot of people to pretend not to hate.
00:45:50I know. At this very moment, Emma got the nosebleed and, well, everything went to shit.
00:46:01Get on the ground, kid.
00:46:02But that's not the point. No, the point is, I should have had the balls to say something about her banging Darren.
00:46:11But, you know, replaying this in my mind, knowing now what I know about the water vanishing, the robberies, the power outages, everything,
00:46:24I still wouldn't have confronted her. No. I would have done something else entirely.
00:46:33Yeah, well, three million subs is a lot of people to pretend not to hate.
00:46:36Oh, three million, hmm?
00:46:43You're right. I don't care about my subscribers.
00:46:46Hell, I don't care about anyone in this room.
00:46:47But, there is one person I truly care for.
00:46:54My first subscriber.
00:47:00Yes.
00:47:01The one who first believed in me.
00:47:05The one I always loved.
00:47:07You.
00:47:10Arthur, don't.
00:47:12What are you doing? Stand it up.
00:47:14Emma.
00:47:14I'm willing to put our friendship on the line tonight, so you can finally understand.
00:47:26Emma, Tyler.
00:47:31Will you marry me?
00:47:32This is a joke, right? This is for one of your videos?
00:47:35I swear, this isn't for one of my videos.
00:47:37This is real.
00:47:38You're serious? You're not joking?
00:47:41Yes.
00:47:41Yes, I'll marry you.
00:47:43Yes.
00:47:43I've been waiting for this one.
00:47:44It's so hard.
00:47:56I'm going to get you to the hospital.
00:47:58I want the keys.
00:48:11Listen, man.
00:48:29I want to fucking listen.
00:48:31All right.
00:48:53All right.
00:48:57I'm sorry.
00:48:58I'm so, I'm, I'm sorry, man.
00:49:00I know, I fucked up
00:49:03I'm a fucking coward, okay
00:49:07I was scared to him, but I just
00:49:08I'm still your best friend, okay
00:49:12My best friend?
00:49:16My best fucking friend?
00:49:19I saw you fucking her behind my back
00:49:22You piece of shit
00:49:24You took her from me once and now
00:49:28You took her from me forever
00:49:29It should have been you
00:49:33You should have been the one to die, not her
00:49:37Yeah, fine
00:49:40I'm a selfish piece of shit, okay
00:49:45Yeah, you fucking think
00:49:46And yeah, I wanted to run
00:49:49But you can't put all this on me
00:49:51No, I tried walking away
00:49:53And you came after me, she ran after you
00:49:55She chose to come after you
00:49:56Martha!
00:49:59You're alive
00:50:04Because of her
00:50:06You know
00:50:09Listen, do you-
00:50:12Out!
00:50:13Now!
00:50:13If I ever see you again
00:50:24I'll kill you
00:50:26I'll kill you
00:50:27I'll kill you
00:50:28I'll kill you
00:50:28I'll kill you
00:50:29I'll kill you
00:50:29I'll kill you
00:50:30I'll kill you
00:50:30I'll kill you
00:50:31I'll kill you
00:50:31I'll kill you
00:50:32I'll kill you
00:50:32I'll kill you
00:50:33I'll kill you
00:50:33I'll kill you
00:50:34I'll kill you
00:50:34I'll kill you
00:50:35I'll kill you
00:50:35I'll kill you
00:50:36I'll kill you
00:50:36I'll kill you
00:50:37I'll kill you
00:50:37I'll kill you
00:50:38I'll kill you
00:50:38I'll kill you
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00:51:09...to find a way to save Emma.
00:51:13But the truth is, from the very beginning, I've just been sharing my fantasies with you.
00:51:22And that's it.
00:51:24This, right now, this is real life.
00:51:30And there's no rewriting that.
00:51:36But you know what?
00:51:37Maybe it's for the best.
00:51:40Now we can...
00:51:43We can all get a break from the bullshit.
00:52:07I know.
00:52:07I know.
00:52:08I know.
00:52:08I know.
00:52:10C'est parti.
00:52:40C'est parti.
00:53:10C'est parti.
00:53:40C'est parti.
00:53:42C'est parti.
00:53:44C'est parti.
00:53:46C'est parti.
00:53:48Fuck
00:53:51Arthur
00:53:59That's me
00:54:01And
00:54:03Well
00:54:04To be honest
00:54:05I'm having
00:54:06The worst
00:54:07Fucking hangover
00:54:09Of my entire life
00:54:11You know
00:54:13It's funny right
00:54:15Every time you scroll through your newsfeed
00:54:20You read about these
00:54:21Terrible events
00:54:23These disasters
00:54:24You know wars
00:54:25Deaths
00:54:27Thousands
00:54:27Of deaths
00:54:29Yet
00:54:30In the end
00:54:32You don't give a fuck
00:54:36Not
00:54:38A single
00:54:39Fuck
00:54:40And I mean after all
00:54:43It's to be expected
00:54:44I mean why
00:54:45Why should you care about someone
00:54:47You've never met
00:54:48You know
00:54:48Someone that lives
00:54:49Thousands
00:54:50And thousands of miles away
00:54:52From your little
00:54:52Teeny tiny
00:54:53Fucking first world problems
00:54:55And fuck
00:54:57You're
00:54:57I don't give a shit
00:54:58About your neighbors
00:54:59However
00:55:02When reality catches up
00:55:06And some serious shit goes down
00:55:09In your life
00:55:11It's a whole different ballgame
00:55:16Fuck it
00:55:24Fuck this
00:55:26Fuck this
00:55:26The truth is
00:55:29The only person I ever wanted
00:55:30To make a video for
00:55:31In the first place
00:55:32Is
00:55:32Fuck this
00:55:37Arthur
00:55:43Arthur
00:55:44Arthur
00:55:48Arthur
00:55:51Malika
00:55:51No
00:55:54Malika
00:55:55Malika
00:55:55No
00:55:56Malika
00:55:56Run
00:55:57Run
00:55:58Malika
00:55:59Come on
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01:05:53Do you want some bread?
01:06:01I also have water.
01:06:15Thank you.
01:06:17You're welcome.
01:06:23Don't be scared. Have a seat.
01:06:33Is it, uh...
01:06:35Is it for me?
01:06:37Hmm.
01:06:39Hmm.
01:06:41Ugh.
01:06:43Ugh.
01:06:45Is it, uh...
01:06:47Is it for me?
01:06:49Hmm.
01:06:51Thank you.
01:06:53So much. I mean, the steak is awesome.
01:06:55Thank you.
01:06:57So much. I mean, the steak is awesome.
01:06:59Thank you.
01:07:01So much. I mean, the steak is awesome.
01:07:05So much. I mean, the steak is awesome.
01:07:07Yeah.
01:07:13Yeah.
01:07:15Yeah.
01:07:16Merci beaucoup. Je veux dire, le steak est génial.
01:07:31Donc, tu sais que je ne suis pas en train de faire ça, alors ? Tu trouves la van ?
01:07:35Oui. Oui, nous trouvons la van.
01:07:40Je pensais que tu n'étais pas capable de me croire.
01:07:42C'est comme un film ou quelque chose.
01:07:44Je veux dire, si tu ne savais pas l'histoire de l'eau.
01:07:54Oui, c'est à l'eau.
01:07:58J'aimerais entendre l'histoire de toi.
01:08:01Parce que quand nous avons dans la van,
01:08:03tout ce que nous avons trouvé,
01:08:07c'est maintenant sur votre place.
01:08:14«Fous-tu ? »
01:08:16«Fous-tu ? »
01:08:17«Fous-tu ? »
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