MJTV: Jeff Bezos Is Going to Space
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00:00Elon Musk's, his company is SpaceX, and then Bezos, it's like the battle of the billionaires
00:06for space, and then Bezos's company is Blue Origin, and really Blue Origin has been somewhat
00:15suppressed because Elon Musk, you know, his company, SpaceX, is really getting all the
00:19attention, you know, with the astronauts getting shot up to the space station and just all
00:25the things, the press is like 10 to 1 for Elon Musk and SpaceX versus Jeff Bezos, so clearly
00:32Bezos is trying to rock things here, and he's announcing, he announced this morning that
00:38he's going to fly to space next month, the flight is scheduled for July 20th, Bezos said
00:43in an Instagram post, that's about two weeks after he's set to resign as the CEO of Amazon,
00:49Bezos's younger brother Mark will join him, as will the winner of a public auction currently
00:54being held for another seat, bidding on the auction stood at $2.8 million as of just
01:00a short time ago.
01:02Wow, that's a pretty big deal.
01:04Hey bro, you want to blow up with me?
01:06Alright.
01:07Okay.
01:07Where's he going to go in space?
01:09Just bring Chad from Saturday Night Live, bring, what's his face?
01:13Okay.
01:14Alright, so he's not going to any destination.
01:17Are they going in orbit?
01:17Where they're going, out of our, what, ozone layer?
01:22You're having a stroke over there, you alright?
01:24Alright, so every time I stutter, you don't have to mock people with strokes.
01:27Second of all, he's going out of our atmosphere.
01:30You're just doing that a lot lately.
01:31Okay, so I don't have strokes.
01:33Okay.
01:34But, for anybody who has, it's very serious, and MJ's not making jokes.
01:36I understand.
01:37Anyway, he's leaving our atmosphere, that would put him in space.
01:40Yes.
01:41Yeah, but Roxanne has asked where he was going, it's not like he's going to like the moon or
01:44anything.
01:44I just see him trying to go somewhere and start up his own Amazon on the moon.
01:48Nope, he is.
01:49He's going to Uratus.
01:51I'm sorry, I couldn't.
01:53What are you all laughing at?
01:54I'm sorry, I couldn't.
01:55What's so funny, I don't get this a planet?
01:57I feel like I'm 10, I'm 10 years old.
02:00I'm just really upset that I didn't think of the Uranus joke first.
02:03Okay, I'll tell you right now.
02:04I had my opening.
02:07Damn it.
02:08I'm sorry.
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02:11I'm sorry.
02:11Explain it.
02:12I don't get it.
02:12Well, Uranus is a planet, you see?
02:14Oh, I said, Fester, stop.
02:15Oh.