Who wins in a fight between Cocaine Bear vs. PCP Bear?
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00:00Let me let me tell you about Cocaine Bear.
00:03And this apparently is going to be an upcoming movie or documentary.
00:08There's a movie in development.
00:10It's called Cocaine Bear.
00:12And I saw this yesterday.
00:13I'm like, wow, I did not know the story of Cocaine Bear.
00:18But apparently a lot of people do.
00:21Elizabeth Banks, isn't she?
00:23She's an actress, right?
00:24Elizabeth Banks.
00:25She's the hot blonde one.
00:27Yeah.
00:27Oh, that one.
00:28And Elizabeth Banks is directing this movie.
00:33And it's based on the true story that back in 1985, there was a big black bear.
00:41I feel like I'm telling a story.
00:43Back in 1985, there was a big black bear.
00:48The bear was found dead after the bear consumed pounds and pounds of cocaine.
00:57Cocaine, you're saying to yourself, well, how did I get here?
01:04Where did the bear find all this cocaine?
01:06That would be the question I was looking for somebody to inject here.
01:09Is there like a woodchuck being a dealer?
01:13They had a problem.
01:14The report was, is that the cocaine was dropped from an airplane, like a drug drop.
01:20Yeah.
01:21And that somebody was going to retrieve the cocaine after it was dropped for then sale and distribution.
01:27And before whoever was supposed to pick up the cocaine dropped from the plane, the bear got into the coke and the bear just got hammered, got totally high on the coke and the bear died.
01:41The plane was piloted by a guy by the name of Andrew Thornton.
01:46He was a convicted drug smuggler.
01:48And he was carrying too heavy of a load while parachuting.
01:57And he actually died in a parachuting accident.
02:01Yeah, this guy's crazy.
02:04He died in the same jump?
02:06No, no, no, no.
02:07No, he was piloting the plane that threw the coke out that killed the bear.
02:10But then he died in a whole separate incident where he was like parachuting with too heavy of a load.
02:16I think he was, I think he was parachuting in tandem with, with who's funny?
02:23Who's heavy and funny?
02:25Louie Anderson.
02:26There you go.
02:27Let's take a parachute jump.
02:31Louie's back in the news, man.
02:32Coming to America.
02:33This is a, this is a, you know what the nickname for the bear was?
02:37So the bear eats the cocaine, gets totally high, bear dies.
02:42Guess what the bear's nickname became?
02:44Cokie McGee.
02:46No.
02:47Oh, okay.
02:48Pablo Escobar.
02:50Oh, perfect.
02:52But there's a movie coming up called Cocaine Bear.
02:57Is it a comedy?
02:58I don't know how you do it.
03:00I mean, it sounds like it's more of a documentary than.
03:04It's like Grizzly Man.
03:05That's, that's crazy.
03:06All right.
03:07I can't, I gotta, I gotta be, I'm intrigued.
03:10I can't wait for Cocaine Bear.
03:12Did the bear take on like seven cops in a fight?
03:16No, that would bring him down.
03:17That would be PCP bear.
03:19Angel dust bear.
03:19Yeah, that would be angel dust bear.
03:22You're, you're a hundred percent right.