Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a survey having to do with aliens and after Lisa answers they imagine what her alien encounter would be like.
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00:00Well, if aliens ever do come down and attack Earth, at least most people will be like,
00:09yep, I knew this was coming.
00:11I do, I do know.
00:12A new survey asked over 26,000 people in 24 different countries whether they think aliens
00:19are out there in the universe.
00:2161% said yes.
00:24Another 22% say they aren't sure.
00:26And 17% say they definitely think we're alone.
00:32There's no such thing as aliens.
00:35If you were asked the same question, would it be yes, not sure, or no?
00:39Yes.
00:40Yes.
00:41Lisa?
00:42Yes, but I don't care.
00:44I didn't see that as an option, but okay.
00:46I can see aliens being like, wait, what are we getting, what are we getting?
00:49It's Lisa, and she's like, shut up, Jesus.
00:51Just don't right now.
00:52Just listen.
00:53Do whatever you're going to do.
00:55Just what?
00:56I just don't think about it or worry about it, I guess.
01:00It fuels my desire to bang it every day.
01:03We only have a finite amount left.
01:05Don't care.
01:05Yes or maybe.
01:06I mean, it's a possibility, I guess.
01:10Yeah, I'm kind of with Lisa.
01:12I'm not saying, I would never rule it out.
01:14No.
01:15But until you see something that you can truly believe, which I have not yet, I can't say
01:22yes.
01:23Yeah.
01:23I know that it's going to happen.
01:27I know what's happened.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Someone said Lisa has the same method with ghosts and aliens.
01:32Go away, aliens.
01:32Yeah.
01:33Go away.
01:34It's like the idea of them being a nuisance.
01:36It's like, I have so much to do today.
01:37I do.
01:38I do.
01:39I have a point.
01:39Earth things.
01:40And you're just.
01:41Earth things.
01:42She's got earth things to do.
01:44Hello.
01:44Like Lisa is the one that's representing us.
01:49Okay.
01:49Like Lisa finds herself for whatever reason.
01:51She took Molly to a park that day and alien came down.
01:56I was like, hello.
01:58Oh my.
01:59Hello.
01:59Alien.
02:02So here's the deal.
02:04This is my dog.
02:06Molly.
02:08I'm out for a walk.
02:10So I'm going to go now because I've got to get back.
02:14Molly doesn't like to walk for much.
02:17So you guys do your thing.
02:19I've got earth stuff to do.
02:20I've got it on my earth to do list.
02:22There's a ton of stuff.
02:23Oh, hey, alien.
02:27You guys from Zeta Reticuli.
02:32Oh, sure.
02:33I'm having a really super hard time understanding your alien gibberish.
02:38Let me use my telepathy.
02:40Oh my God.
02:41You're in my mind.
02:42Get out of there.
02:43We are here to share the secrets of the universe.
02:46Oh, that's great.
02:47Listen, go find someone who cares.
02:51Because I've got earth stuff to do.
02:54I've got boots on the way.
02:56You're mean.
02:57I'd probably give them your number.
02:59Here's Chuck or Andy's number.
03:02Call them.
03:04Lisa gave you my number?
03:14She is a rascal.
03:15She's walking, Molly.
03:18And you told her about the whole taking over the world thing.
03:21Yep.
03:22Yep.
03:22She just walked away?
03:24That is so Lisa.
03:26Oh, man.
03:27Well, are you guys coming here for my bot?
03:30Your bot?
03:32Oh, no.
03:34All right.
03:34I guess I'll get it ready.
03:35You are the alien overlords.
03:37Lube.
03:38I know I've got plenty of that.
03:40I know I've got plenty of that.
03:42All right.
03:43Well, tell Lisa I said hi if she's still right there.
03:46That's what you think?
03:47They're coming for your butt?
03:48They're coming for all our butts.
03:49Anal probes, Lisa.
03:50I can't worry about that.
03:51I really can't.
03:52They're coming for all our butts.
03:54It all depends.
03:55It depends which aliens are going to show up.
03:56Oh, okay.
03:58Hopefully those aliens don't show up.
04:00I can't worry about that.
04:01I really can't worry about aliens on my ass.
04:04I can't.
04:05There's some aliens that would be friendly and then some that are after us.
04:10Is there anyone listening who believes they've had an alien encounter?
04:16Oh, that's a cool question.
04:18There's probably quite a few.
04:19Is there anyone listening who believes they have had an alien encounter?
04:24I tell you.
04:24Hold on your butts because here comes the crazy.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Oh, it's awesome, though.
04:27One out of, I'd say once every six months or so, I'll wake up in the middle of the night
04:33and little bitties with her white face and dark eyes will be staring at me.
04:36You think it's an alien?
04:37And I'm like, there's been a couple times where I've been like,
04:39And I scream several times until it comes into focus.
04:46And she's like,
04:47I'm like, oh, God!
04:50Oh, Bitty Jean Green!
04:52Oh, Bitty Jean Green, it's just you.
04:55Oh, it's a little bitty.
04:56That's so funny that your mind works that way.
04:58I would never think it's an alien!
05:00Because the way she's standing over me, like, at the side of me, I do.
05:04I, like, swirl together reality and I'm like, what is it?
05:07Ah!
05:08Ah!
05:09Oh, Bitty Jean Green, it's just you.
05:12Oh, thank God.