Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how this current world we are living in is a lame apocalypse and not as cool as a jetski-filled Waterworld. That's when Lisa mentions her recent boat experience involving seeing a pirate on a jetski and getting made fun of for driving too slow on the water.
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00:00it is dave and chuck the freak 712 right now and uh yeah you're not hearing dave dave is off
00:12sick we're gonna try and do this thing again every time this happens it's like a nightmare
00:19to me well it's like nightmare fuel it's the worst right now right because this apocalypse
00:24that we're all in is like the most annoying of all apocalypses it's not even like cool
00:29no like we're creating new societies we're killing zombies right it's nothing like that it's like it's
00:34lame like our apocalypse is chipotle's closed again and you're sitting in your house all so we have to
00:42do this job with no stories like right yeah there's nothing going on that's what i was saying i was
00:48like you know man i i wish i had i could tell somebody the cool thing i did yesterday but the
00:53cool thing that i did yesterday was on my way home i stopped at arby's it was closed oh no i went
00:59to taco bell and it was closed what and then i just drove away it seems like that your story's
01:03every day i know it sucks i went to this fast food fast food place it's closed i went to this i mean
01:08the real story upsetting thing is gonna be when it's open lease i'm gonna be like i can't wait
01:15till they are open yeah then the line will be like two hours long oh my god how long it took you to get
01:19the food now with you chuck your solution can you just go and buy like roast beef and a bun
01:24at the store and just make your own and do what and do what and make your own roast beef sandwich
01:32okay have you ever had a home roast beef sandwich that is ever able to be sliced so deliciously thin
01:40and and simulated it's like leather you'd have to buy a slicer i know i mean have them do it at the
01:46store wait you can do it at the store well i mean i guess you can yeah i mean i guess i could get
01:51yeah it's not even the i know it's not the same with the gooey cheese and the arby sauce i mean i
01:58have a i don't like i don't want no i do arby sauce is key that on there i i can understand what
02:04you're saying like yes with prep time and and forethought and forethought i could have all of the
02:10foods i want lease i mean that's yes obviously if i want to wash dishes all night uh you know with no
02:17help yeah that'd be great i mean i'd love it if i want to make food for 20 for one guy there's so
02:24much food lease it's i'm only one guy i can't eat too much i mean i do my best but it's it's like a lot
02:32of food maybe the universe is trying to tell you like this is not a healthy option oh if you universe
02:37you know the universe can do yeah the universe can i'm sick of the universe the universe tells
02:41me every morning it's like everybody hates you and the world is against you and i'm like oh the
02:46universe shut up yes that's what you have to say it's what you have to say because f the universe
02:52right now and i know that it's possibly my simulation but i'm upset with it just because
02:58you know andy was saying before like there's nothing this whole thing sucks yeah really it's the
03:04most annoying apocalypse of all time like if it was an apocalypse like water world where all of a
03:09sudden we were living on boats and we had jet skis we were driving around on at least that's
03:14cool that's cool that's crazy now that is cool yeah i'd be a part of that but it's not worth the
03:21trade of drinking your own urine because i that's the one scene from that movie that i recall i don't
03:24even remember that comes out from underwater he was like harvesting food or something and he pees in
03:29some weird like traption punk filter and he drinks his own urine yeah for water and hydration he does
03:35do that you know i saw a pirate on the jet ski the other day what yeah wait a second like a real
03:42pirate i don't know he was in a costume he was like uh i don't know he was getting dressed he was
03:48all dressed up in his pirate gear and he went because i was on a boat i was on a boat and i'm like
03:55man look at that guy he's getting all geared up where's he going i don't know why was he on a
04:00was he trying to like impress a crowd to be honest i've never thought of dressing as a pirate if i
04:05rented a jet ski no it was his jet ski like he lived right there oh this was his own he was like
04:10there's a lot of unusual characters he's probably like the pirate of the lake like everyone knows
04:15this guy do you think that's how he talks to the ladies or something ladies i think that's pretty
04:21unsuccessful but right yeah you know but he gets attention look at my parents you know everyone's
04:27got to have a gimmick and that guy's gimmick i guess around that lake is i'm gonna be pirate man
04:32what was hilarious is that so we rented a boat and it was it's been years since we've been on a boat
04:36like the last time we went we almost we sank almost so we were like very careful so we were overly
04:42cautious the prop was busted on our old boat we had a lot like a lot of problems so we were going
04:46like super slow and this group of like young real young people came by and were just laughing at us
04:53slow it down
04:58they came buzzing past us
05:01we were like the old people on the boat like trying to drive really slow
05:07whoa whoa watch your wakes watch your wakes
05:09i was like they're probably careful no wake zone this is a no wake zone
05:14oh my god
05:15we're hanging on for dear life
05:20those young whippersnappers just went by us
05:23did you guys hurry up and throw on your life jackets when you saw those young guys
05:26going through the pieces i couldn't even see that houseboat everybody's lake
05:35it's that point when you see and you see these people laughing i'm like come on man
05:39lisa lisa get the gun
05:44get the gun
05:45and then it had like a depth gauge so it kept going like going off like my cousin's like it's three feet
05:50oh it's the six feet now oh no it's 28 feet and i mean like he kept yelling well i understand it
05:57we didn't want to mess up the boat i can understand why because anyone that was on the previous boat trip
06:05of yours where you guys managed to sink a house front the front went down yeah like the pontoon boat
06:12with the front they're almost impossible to sink almost impossible i say almost big platforms with
06:18the big huge yes how do you sink it was overloaded with booze coolers on the front end yeah and too
06:26many people or something and it went down and then it was like we're like we're sinking we're sinking
06:32and then it was like three feet of water yeah it was like they sank down to the two-foot depth i could
06:37touch the bottom i'm like okay okay we're okay but it's a lot of maritime action lisa i didn't know
06:43anything about all this yeah i know she's like um yeah boat life hashtag boat life i like that very time