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00:00Hi, I'm Remy and I'm a Spex Howard graduate.
00:02I work at an internet radio station where I run the board and I build web pages, talk to guests.
00:08Then I'm a dad, full time daddy too.
00:11So I was working at a construction company and got laid off for the winter and said,
00:16I'm going to go to Spex.
00:17So what I liked best about doing Spex Howard was the open door policy of the teachers.
00:22I really felt like they were there for you for any question that you had.
00:25There was a great family feeling there as well.
00:28It felt like you were part of something.
00:30Yes indeed, tonight's main event is going to be a hell of a clash of titans.
00:35And I am Mean Green Bean and to my right helping me host this insane event is Jason the Jew.
00:42What do you got to say for yourself?
00:44Should be a good battle, Green Bean.
00:46He is a wordsmith.
00:51You know what that sound means right there.
00:53That is Jimmy Deathknotts.
00:55Oh my god.
00:57Hellfire and Bramstone.
00:59Some say the sexual slave of the devil himself.
01:04Oh, I do not enjoy this part.
01:06I know you don't, Green Bean.
01:07He's getting blasted with glitter.
01:09He has been blasted before.
01:11You can tell by the look on his face.
01:12He is lit up like a menorah, Green Bean.
01:14You are goddamn right, my Jewish friend.
01:16I can walk.
01:17I can walk.
01:18It's Jimmy Deathknotts.
01:19There he is.
01:20The most regal man you will ever see.
01:21The current heavyweight champion.
01:22Straight from a sesame seed castle.
01:23With a barbecue sauce motor.
01:24He rode here.
01:25On his meat steed, my Jewish friend.
01:26A steed made of meat.
01:27It is the cheeseburger king.
01:28He is not well received.
01:29But he looks like he received something himself.
01:31Making his way down here to challenge Jimmy Deathknotts.
01:33It is a hell of a fight on our hands, my Jewish friend.
01:48It is.
01:49It should be a holy battle.
01:51Let's do this.
01:52It is.
01:54And we don't go to other people.
01:56No money.
01:57fight on our hands my Jewish friend it is it should be a holy battle let's do
02:02this it is summer sausage slam okay Jimmy I want a good clean fight either
02:07submission or three count I don't want to disqualify anybody no shenanigans
02:11follow my instructions everything will be all right okay yes all right let me
02:15check you for out
02:18you're going down Jimmy you're going right down on me this is like an adult
02:30feature film I once watched be recorded for you little lady my crown oh we handed
02:39her his crown you know what that means she's putting on the crown I knew they're
02:43going to bang it out tonight Jason the Jew you cannot tell the penetration is
02:49happening right now you're so strong looks like he's taking a double quarter
02:55pound into me creepy yes you are one of the larious Jewish
03:00fellas
03:03come here John McQueen
03:06what do you think of that side chasing the Jew
03:09best co-host ever thank you so much
03:14just give up
03:17he's got him in what's known as the love grappling I've never seen anybody escape it
03:20I couldn't escape it one night myself in the late 80s
03:23he's reaching into his pocket for something
03:26it's a four notch it's a cheeseburger
03:28he's got a cheeseburger hellfire and cheesy brimstone
03:32he just poured it in the ref's face the ref's knocked out
03:39oh no he's trying to shove his face in it
03:44she's turning on Jimmy Deathnuts
03:46she loves him now
03:48and he's down
03:49Jimmy Deathnuts is down
03:51ah the cheeseburger big ass blowing Jason the Jew I've never seen anything like this in my 27 years of broadcasting
04:03I'm speechless Greenbeat I'm speechless
04:05that is a rarity you always have so much to say Jason the Jew
04:08I'm not a doze and kill doze and glitter
04:11tight pants just damn real tight pants
04:15I'm in Greenbeat I don't even know what I'm doing I need to go read
04:19what would you call it video cast
04:30let's call it a two guys
04:31two guys
04:33two guys
04:34two guys
04:35two guys
04:35two guys two guys two guys two guys two guys two guys two guys two guys two guys one video game
04:44and uh this time around we are uh reviewing time out oh shoot it's officially our 12th episode
04:52we've done this for an entire year we made it one year one whole year thank you all so much for
04:57watching this whoa it's like a party hooray yay cheeseburgers yes and we'll have to get somebody
05:06to clean that up afterwards yes of course we do it for 12 12 episodes we can afford to have somebody
05:10do that right or am i gonna no we can't afford you're gonna have to clean this whole place
05:14okay wow it's going my way oh yeah so anyway we uh reviewed uh wwe 2k16 uh we both played it on
05:25xbox one stuff i loved about this game let me tell you the coolest thing being able to go back
05:32and play those classic you know wwe characters back when they were the wwe
05:38it was pretty cool that i liked um i actually even myself got into creating my own guy did you
05:48create yeah the career mode where you make your own guy i made like a devil dude red skin
05:55with satan and stuff all over we have the option you can do face paint face you can do masks regular
06:01face you can do tattoos you can write words on so lots of options for customization of the character
06:07to make it look more like yourself and well you can actually take a picture of yourself scan it in
06:13and then it will make a character that looks actually just like you so you could do jimmy death nuts
06:20and the mask with the mask and everything and put it right in that's amazing it's pretty awesome
06:24they go through training you actually train for matches like they won't put you in a match right
06:30away they're like okay well you got to learn how to you know so that was cool because i had no idea
06:34what i was doing this was the first wrestling video game that i have played in the new style where
06:39it's almost a turn-based uh momentum-based game uh i'm used to just smashing the buttons and you
06:46get a guy in a lock and you flip them and suplex them and all that stuff this game isn't really like
06:51that yeah i feel like they definitely made it a little more like wrestling but almost a little too
06:56much it's like when you're watching an actual wwe match you know one wrestler is taking on the other
07:01wrestler and there's momentum changes and swings and stuff and i feel like you try to simulate that
07:05but sometimes when i'm playing i want to play like i'm tired of just completely getting beat down
07:10you know like ultimate warrior just pounding on me and i want to i want to get back i want to fight
07:15you know i'm john cena i want to get up i want to i want to mess the ultimate warrior up because i feel
07:19like john cena playing the way i thought some of the little mini games inside when you get someone in
07:24a submission hold and then you have to like spin the wheels to try and get them on top of each other
07:30uh that was kind of a cool little addition to the game they did a good i felt they did a good job of
07:35incorporating like the things that happened in an actual wrestling match and put it in a video
07:39game form like it's hard to do the things that you do in the wrestling arena it's you know it's a
07:44grown man yeah like using all the parts of his body all of his legs and putting people in the weird
07:49locks and the way they did that and you put it in the game i thought you did a good job yeah i think
07:54one of my problems with the game was that uh i didn't exactly know what was going to happen when i was
08:00pressing buttons yeah that's i feel like that's the games with most wrestling games like if you think back to
08:05uh i think it was like a wcw nwo game for the new 64 yeah you just went in the ring and you'd hit
08:10buttons and you'd hit the joystick to hype up the crowd and you didn't know what was happening but
08:14you would hope your wrestlers doing the signature one i mean really for me the things i really just
08:18didn't like was it felt kind of clunky like but again you're trying to do a whole lot of like
08:22actual human movement and turn it into a video game but there's a lot of times where the characters
08:26you know let's run cold like move over to try to grapple or grab bomb somebody uh did you do
08:33any tag team matches i did not i did some tag team matches and getting in and out of the ring
08:38was even difficult yeah i didn't know which buttons to press no because there's actually one match that
08:43i did first the computer i got counted out because i didn't know how to get back it was the one match i
08:47think i was gonna win and i got counted out because i didn't know how to get out of the damn ring
08:52and uh so you know that kind of chapped my ass a little bit but uh you know i mean i thought it
08:58was i thought it was fun like you said a little bit robotic a little bit frankenstein-y clunky but uh
09:05i think that's what they're going for i i really think that they've made the choice to move away
09:10from that style of just two guys just randomly going at it and smashing the buttons they they want
09:16that momentum-based combat and it makes it feel more like a wwe match yeah the cut scenes
09:21too long make everything you know skippable too but uh one thing i thought was cool also
09:28they had a mode where you could play like classic wwe matches like where you were actually the
09:34wrestler so for example the one that i played was like when stone cold sea boston like became
09:39a stone cold sea boston where he fought jake the snake at king of the ring and you actually got to
09:43like live through you get to do that match right so like you play a stone cold sea boston you gotta do
09:48this to jake the snake and they actually took you through the whole thing and you have to fight
09:52jake the snake and they've got the hell in the cell matches and they've got uh and the cool thing is
09:57achievements obviously you get achievements if you do all the things in the match he loves achievements
10:02uh and uh you got them when you finish those uh you know different wrestling matches so that's cool
10:09it's kind of like you know you're reliving a little bit of your childhood at the same time as
10:14they also had all the new guys in there yeah it's cool because like i did uh like a hell in the cell
10:18match yeah and i faced john cena with stone cold and macho man right and i thought that was cool
10:24like to combine like a lot of my favorite wrestlers from back in wwe attitude back when i was a little
10:29kid growing up you know with who my current man crush is you know john cena so we got to got to see
10:35that and live through that and watch and kind of how would it play out you know i mean it's not
10:39completely accurate because macho man's so old right or is he is he dead he's gone my friend
10:44he's dead remember of the car crash no you don't remember it's okay it's all right it's
10:50oh yeah it's still not macho man though yeah snap into a slim jim exactly i can't believe i forgot he
10:56died no he died so many because i know i tweeted out a slim jim joke i know i did for sure but he died
11:02yeah i was like i know he's snapping slim jims up in heaven overall i think it's a great game if
11:07you're into wrestling i think it's a great game if you're a fan of the wwe um it's a lot of fun
11:11there's a lot if you're not there's yeah no stay away like if you're an mma guy then don't even
11:16bother because you're not going to get what you get out of mma i wish i had a lot more time with it
11:20yeah i brought up my my inner wwe childhood well look at you well look at your look at your get up i
11:27mean it's amazing yeah who would have thought i'd still fit in the same unitard i wore back in junior
11:32high still fits mom told you he is attractive anyway uh that'll be it for the uh one year
11:44version the 12th episode of two guys one video game and real quick we want to give an extra special
11:50thank you to our friends at the detroit style wrestling uh they helped us out they let us use
11:56the ring and the facility before one of their big wrestling events and we couldn't have shot this
12:00video without them make sure you check them out it's facebook.com slash detroit style wrestling or
12:06follow them on twitter at dsw313 definitely make sure you check them out also want to say thank you
12:13to the house of truth uh in centerline michigan for being out here and helping watch to make sure that
12:18he stayed safe while he wrestled in the ring uh they're actually a wrestling school in the area
12:22so both those forces joined forces with the two guys when video game yeah to bring you this
12:28fantastic episode yeah our 12th episode it was a blast being in the ring and thankfully nobody got
12:33hurt well i don't know we'll see how you feel tomorrow yeah i got slammed around a bit
12:38hey thanks a lot guys for uh watching we really do appreciate it and remember if you have a video
12:45game that you want james uh and i to review you just have to email us yes and the email is
12:51daveandchuckthefreak at wrif.com i think that's it for this episode yeah that's it that is it i don't
12:57know what else you want to say we'll see you next time maybe for lucky number episode 13 who knows
13:03so that's it for two guys one video game we'll see you next time bye
13:06bye