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00:00:30But this time, it's different.
00:01:00But this time, it's different.
00:01:17But this time, it's different.
00:01:30But this time, it's different.
00:01:50You must dream on this.
00:02:06If I eat it, I will.
00:02:10I'm late. Can't abide tardiness. Even in myself.
00:02:14That's all right, Senator Simpson. The wedding breakfast is still going on.
00:02:18Too bad I missed the wedding.
00:02:20Oh, you're still in time for the wedding.
00:02:22You're not the one that missed it.
00:02:24What's that you say?
00:02:25It hasn't happened yet.
00:02:26Wedding breakfast before the wedding? Curious.
00:02:29That's what everybody thinks.
00:02:31What?
00:02:32Senator Simpson, I'm so glad you were able to come.
00:02:35Well, I wasn't going to miss the only chance I'll probably ever have to kiss the bride.
00:02:39Come and have something to eat.
00:02:41Wait, I want to shake hands with the groom first.
00:02:44Oh, Sonny, well, he isn't here yet.
00:02:46What?
00:02:47Dear Jimmy, I knew you at least wouldn't desert us.
00:02:50Mother!
00:02:51How are you, Eliza?
00:02:52Very well.
00:02:53Sonny hasn't deserted us.
00:02:54It's just that his ship hasn't docked yet.
00:02:56He'll be here just as soon as he can make it.
00:02:58But, darling, I didn't mean...
00:03:00Oh, dear, it does seem odd serving the wedding breakfast before the wedding.
00:03:06We really haven't anything to celebrate, have we?
00:03:08Well, love.
00:03:09Mr. Sally?
00:03:10No, thanks, love.
00:03:11Oh, everybody's been here for hours.
00:03:13I was afraid they wouldn't stick it out unless we send them.
00:03:15Yes, but that was a very good idea.
00:03:17But I don't know why they should stay after we feed them unless we hold back on the ice cream.
00:03:21Exactly.
00:03:22You know, you've got a most marvelous spread here.
00:03:25Well, I told everyone not to accept the wedding invitation unless they contributed food coupons.
00:03:30Well, that was a brainwave.
00:03:31I guess so.
00:03:32There you are, darling.
00:03:33Now, will I get you deep?
00:03:35Have you everything you want, Peter?
00:03:39I have not and you know it.
00:03:40It seems to me Sonny's father might be here at least.
00:03:43Exactly.
00:03:44You know, someone ought to be here to represent his family as an evidence of good faith.
00:03:49Colonel Fyfe has a big financier.
00:03:51He phoned to say that he was terribly sorry, but he had a very important engagement which might interfere.
00:03:57Oh.
00:04:05Just wait, Saunders.
00:04:06Yes, Colonel Fyfe.
00:04:08Well, hello, Mike.
00:04:09I believe I owe you a few dollars.
00:04:10You do.
00:04:11Fifteen bucks to be exact.
00:04:12Yes.
00:04:13Have we got a change of twenty?
00:04:14I have.
00:04:17Well, thanks, Mike.
00:04:18Now I owe you twenty.
00:04:27I have.
00:04:37Hello? Oh, you again? Well, I haven't seen my kid in a year. Isn't the ship in yet? Within 20 minutes. Well, I'm going to speak to my wife first, then I'll be on my way.
00:05:07Oh, this is impossible. I can't sing while he looks at me. Again, you're my lad. Thousands of people will be looking at you, madame. Not that way. I can't sing this tomorrow night anyway. But you must sing it. I've already announced the opera. Who else have I got to sing it? No, no. The public expects great performance from me. And he plays this chord deliberately to distract me. I play this chord. You see?
00:05:36He admits it. I did not play this chord. I couldn't play this chord. That is not the way it goes. But that's how you play, then. Ah, a monster. You did that. It's such allegiance. Even you noticed it, eh? No, I didn't. Ah, you see? Even your own husband. What do you know about music? Well, again, you're my lad. I was only trying to make the best of a very bad... Isn't this how I played it? I don't know. I didn't hear it. No wonder you couldn't hear it. She bellowed so loud you couldn't hear what I'm playing. I bellowed? Like a cow. Now, what is it? What do you want?
00:06:02Well, again, you're my lad. Can you spare me 25 bucks? A friend of mine is getting married. And why must you pay for the wedding? Are they marrying to oblige you? Well, of course not, darling. I simply want to buy them a little present. For which I am to pay. Why don't you buy it out of your allowance? You have no expenses. Your living is provided. What do you do with that 25 dollars a week I give you? What does he do for it? Oh, never mind. Forget the whole thing. Now, come. Let's get on with the rehearsal.
00:06:29Madam Smatana? Yes? That mustache fooled me.
00:06:59The ship's just coming in. Yes, I noticed it. Slick looking car you've got out there. That fella's demonstrating it for me. I want the kid to think I'm doing all right. The kid. Mighty proud of that boy. Yours, aren't you? Why not? Look, Bill. Attend to a small commission for me, will you? Have one of your satellites. Send some flowers to my wife and slip this card in. Spend, say, 10 bucks.
00:07:28Where do I get the 10 bucks? We tapped the till. I'll settle later. Here they come now. So long, Bill.
00:07:40Pardon me, Colonel Pfeiffer. Yes? We don't figure on spending more than an hour on a demonstration. Of course, of course, my boy. I understand perfectly. I'm meeting a young man here in a few minutes and I'd like his approved.
00:07:50Okay, Colonel.
00:07:54Hey, Benny. Huh? Go get some flowers for me and take them up to Madam Smatana, the opera singer. Slip this card in, see? You're aiming kind of high, ain't you?
00:08:01Spend five bucks and spend it all. What do you mean? I'm as honest as you are. That's what's worrying me.
00:08:11Hi, Dad. Hello, son. You're a little late, aren't you? Yeah, gee, about three hours. I don't know what Janie will be thinking. Dad, she's such a sweetheart, I wouldn't have her upset for anything in the world. Come on, let's grab a cab.
00:08:21I've got my car here. Your car? You mean that's your car? Not a bad-looking job, is it? Wait a minute, Dad. Only oil stocks or homemade gold bricks? Oh, nothing like that, my boy. I can find myself not a more legitimate racket. I hope so. I put it all over those wolves on Wall Street. I can make money down there just like that. Now, that's swell. Say, by the way, where's your luggage? Oh. Oh.
00:08:44Oh. I think you'll like this car, sir. The lights come on when you open the door. Of course, that bulb's burnt out right now, but the upholstery's in fine shape, and the springs are perfect. Try them out. Go ahead, bounce. Bounce on them.
00:08:58It's very nice. The enthusiastic chap, Sonner. Yes. All right, Sonner, 16, have a myer place. Oh, and there's an electric cigarette lighter over there, an ashtray, at least there was, and there's a glass partition that goes up and down, and... well, I guess it's stuck right now.
00:09:10Well, that's all very interesting. Now, let's see how much speed it'll make. Oh, she'll easily do 90. But there's a war on you, no. So I've heard.
00:09:22Gosh, it's awful keeping Janie waiting so long. Well, you shouldn't have set the date for the wedding until you were sure when you'd arrive. I thought I did know. And I've only got a two-day leave. I don't want to waste a minute of it. I can understand that. I've been away at sea almost ten months. I can see what you mean, buddy.
00:09:36My dear. My dear, I must speak to your mother. I'm in such a jam, and I can't blame anyone but myself. For what, Dr. Agnes? The Offenberger twins. What? Oh, well, I did make a mild protest, but Molly Offenberger was so insistent, and... well, I... I do have a bicycle.
00:09:53But I don't understand. But the christening. I didn't realize the wedding would be so delayed. They're waiting, you see. I have been waiting, I'm afraid, for... oh, for over an hour now.
00:10:02Nothing awful can happen if a christening's postponed. A wedding's different.
00:10:06You see, Sonny's a sailor. Oh. I tell you what. I know it isn't usual to combine a wedding and a christening. No, no, it isn't.
00:10:13But we could have the christening here. Why not? And then you can be here whenever Sonny comes.
00:10:18And it will keep the guests entertained until Sonny gets here.
00:10:22So you've settled down at last. Yes, my gay days are over. My, uh, wife is a very prominent woman. You're what?
00:10:29Oh, yes. I was married six months ago to an opera singer, Genia Smetana.
00:10:33Oh, I never knew you were that fond of music. Yes, it must have been the music.
00:10:37Of course, you know she's second-hand, but she hasn't been used much. Huh? The car.
00:10:40Oh. The last guy I had her took excellent care of her. Hardly a mark on her.
00:10:43Oh, swell. Oh, there's a few scratches here and there, and a cigarette burned on her back seat.
00:10:47The car? The car.
00:10:49Oh, I suppose I'll meet your wife at the wedding.
00:10:51No, as a matter of fact, I don't think you'll ever meet Genia.
00:10:54Pity.
00:10:54Hey, she's just been completely overhauled. Got a new paint job, too. The car.
00:10:58Yeah, sure, but why won't I meet my new stepmother?
00:11:00Well, to tell you the truth, Sonny, she's considerably younger, and she thinks I'm only 42.
00:11:04Now, a simple calculation will prove to you that I couldn't have a son 29.
00:11:07Oh, I see. So you've concealed the fact from her that I exist.
00:11:10I had to, Sonny. I hope you don't mind.
00:11:12Oh, of course not, Dad, if you're happy with her.
00:11:14Well, I wouldn't say that, but I'm much more comfortable with her than without her.
00:11:18She's thoroughly lubricated and got a tank full. The car.
00:11:20Here they are. The Offenberger twins.
00:11:24Oh, how exciting. The twins have arrived.
00:11:27Well, we're all doubling up in production these days, huh?
00:11:32Oh, aren't they sweet?
00:11:34Let me see them.
00:11:35The twins are so practical. It's always so nice to have a spare.
00:11:38Oh, exactly alike. Are they boys or girls?
00:11:41Oh, one's a boy and one's a girl. We're going to call them Johnny and Betty.
00:11:44How do you know which is Johnny and which is Betty?
00:11:47Johnny has a mole.
00:11:48Oh, how about some pictures of you while you're waiting, Miss Prescott?
00:11:52Oh, well, how about some pictures of the twins?
00:11:54Oh, Janie, why not you with the twins?
00:11:56Oh, that would be an unusual wedding picture.
00:12:05As fast as she is, she can stop on a dime.
00:12:07On a nickel, even.
00:12:08What about the car?
00:12:09I don't think he liked it. What a pity.
00:12:12A pity, he says.
00:12:14A pity, he says.
00:12:16Here's a little bouquet I picked up for you to present to the bride.
00:12:19I knew you wouldn't have time to attend to it.
00:12:20Gosh, Dad, thanks.
00:12:23I hope I'm not too late.
00:12:25Come on, Dad.
00:12:28Now, how about one more?
00:12:31Uh-oh.
00:12:35Sonny!
00:12:36Sonny!
00:12:37Oh, I'm so sorry. Would you mind?
00:12:41Are they all right?
00:12:42Yes.
00:12:43Oh, Sonny!
00:12:46Oh, you know Dad, of course.
00:12:48Of course, I've just presented him twins.
00:12:50Yes.
00:12:51Uh, the Offenberger twins.
00:12:53Oh!
00:12:55Here's some flowers for you.
00:12:56Oh, Sonny, he shouldn't have done this.
00:13:00Oh, a diamond clip.
00:13:03Oh, this is a surprise.
00:13:05It is a surprise.
00:13:07Gee.
00:13:08Look, Mother, isn't it excellent that it's the loveliest of all my gifts?
00:13:12Now, we're all going into the drawing room and get the ceremony over,
00:13:16and then we'll come back in here for the wedding breakfast.
00:13:19Business before pleasure.
00:13:21Let's stay here a minute, just family.
00:13:24Before you marry, Janie, there's something Peter thinks you ought to know.
00:13:29Yeah?
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:30What's this, Mom?
00:13:33Well, you see, Janie, you know how Peter has always helped me with my investments.
00:13:39Yes.
00:13:39So, when he came in the other day and offered to trade half of his Atlas International Copper for all of my T&W,
00:13:45I couldn't turn down such a bargain.
00:13:47What?
00:13:48Naturally, my T&W was worth only $100 a share,
00:13:51while his Atlas International Copper had $250 engraved right on it.
00:13:56Yes, but didn't you know that Atlas International Copper is absolutely worthless?
00:13:59Of course I didn't.
00:14:00I trusted Peter, the little schemer.
00:14:03Mother.
00:14:03You mean to say he took advantage of your faith in him to swindle you out of all your money?
00:14:07Well, yes, you might put it that way, crudely.
00:14:09I do put it that way, crudely.
00:14:12But you see, Sonny, I still had $50,000 in my savings account.
00:14:15Did you say had?
00:14:18Yes, darling, had.
00:14:20I wonder how Peter happened to overlook that.
00:14:22He didn't.
00:14:23Mother, that money was for an emergency.
00:14:25Exactly.
00:14:26And Peter pointed out that this was an emergency.
00:14:28So I drew $10,000 and he took me to the 59 club.
00:14:32Oi.
00:14:33To a gambling place.
00:14:34What did he take you there for?
00:14:36He took her for the 50,000.
00:14:37To play roulette.
00:14:38A fascinating game.
00:14:40You bet on numbers.
00:14:42And if you guess right, you win a fortune.
00:14:44Only you didn't guess right.
00:14:45No.
00:14:46But that wasn't Peter's fault.
00:14:48But at least you have the 40,000 left.
00:14:51Well, not quite.
00:14:54And he told you that if you tried again, you might recoup your losses and win a lot more.
00:14:58Yes.
00:14:59How did you guess?
00:15:01But how much do you have now in actual cash?
00:15:06In actual cash?
00:15:08Well, about $1,300.
00:15:11What?
00:15:11Mother, why haven't you told me all this?
00:15:15Peter didn't want me to.
00:15:17He said he could handle you after Sonny broke the engagement.
00:15:20After I what?
00:15:21Broke the engagement?
00:15:22Well, you see, Peter did this on purpose.
00:15:24He wanted to make me lose everything.
00:15:26That's exactly right.
00:15:27Because I think you're only marrying Janie for her money.
00:15:30You pig.
00:15:31You think that...
00:15:32I don't intend for you to get your hands on a cent of it.
00:15:34Why, you sniveling little buzzer...
00:15:37Oh, Sonny.
00:15:38Someday I'm going to punch you right in the nose.
00:15:40I intend to pay it all back.
00:15:41You bet you're going to pay it all back.
00:15:42When Janie marries me, then she hasn't got a chance to get any of it until she does.
00:15:46Amateur blackmailer.
00:15:48Well, now get this, you.
00:15:49She isn't going to marry you.
00:15:51She's going to marry me in about three minutes.
00:15:53And nothing you can say or do is going to stop her, right?
00:15:55Right.
00:15:56Going to live on your Navy pay?
00:15:57Why not?
00:15:59We can, can't we?
00:16:01Why, of course we can.
00:16:03At least I think so.
00:16:05And what about her mother?
00:16:07I don't want them to consider me.
00:16:08This house will have to be sold, you know, and you've lived here all your life.
00:16:11And you'll have to dispose of your cars.
00:16:13Well, I can find some small, inexpensive, but charming apartment with room service and...
00:16:20some rights.
00:16:21Oh, darling.
00:16:22Now there, you see?
00:16:23I knew Janie wouldn't consent to let her mother go out and earn her own living at her age.
00:16:28I can still get a defense job.
00:16:30Riveting.
00:16:33Well?
00:16:35You've got it all figured out, haven't you?
00:16:37Think you've got me stopped?
00:16:38Yes, I think I have.
00:16:40You made one small miscalculation, young fellow.
00:16:42You didn't stop to think that I might have something to say about all this.
00:16:45You, Dad?
00:16:46Yes, I.
00:16:47Me.
00:16:47I'm just the type that shines in a tight spot.
00:16:49Why, you don't think, son, that I'd stand by and see this dizzy drip hijack your Jane?
00:16:54Well, sure.
00:16:55That's right, isn't it, Dad?
00:16:56Say, my dad put it all over the wolves in Wall Street.
00:16:59Well, he'll get that money back for you just like that, won't you, Dad?
00:17:01Well, I don't know if I knew you would, Dad.
00:17:03And let me tell you something else.
00:17:04If my dad says he'd do it, he'll do it.
00:17:06Oh, really?
00:17:06How wonderful.
00:17:07In two days before you go back to your ship?
00:17:10Don't worry about that.
00:17:10We'll do it in two days, won't you, Dad?
00:17:12Well, it's just as easy in two days as two years.
00:17:15There, you see what I tell you?
00:17:16Oh, right.
00:17:17Oh, you are wonderful.
00:17:19Come on, Mother.
00:17:19Petey, you can tell them to start the wedding march.
00:17:21You have to proceed to the bridesmaid, sonny.
00:17:23Yes, all right, all right.
00:17:24Now, remember, Dad, I'm depending on you.
00:17:26I won't have a bean for Janey when I go back to my ship.
00:17:28You've got to get this money for her.
00:17:30I've grasped, Dad.
00:17:31Now, don't keep reminding me.
00:17:32Well, I've got everything tied up in my honeymoon.
00:17:34Well, maybe it'll be worth it.
00:17:42Wedding breakfast after the ceremony for you.
00:18:04Eh, here.
00:18:06That is no mistake, no?
00:18:08Positivity?
00:18:09No, no, no.
00:18:09It's for her.
00:18:10Again, you're smitteness.
00:18:11Metana, how charming.
00:18:13You like my singing?
00:18:14That's why you brought me the floral offering.
00:18:16Is that it?
00:18:16Oh, no, I got better uses for my dough.
00:18:18Well, so long.
00:18:29Just to tell you what we think of you, Kenya.
00:18:32The management.
00:18:33I'm faded, am I?
00:18:35I'm finished.
00:18:38I stink.
00:18:40Sent for the manager.
00:18:40You manager?
00:18:42Yes.
00:18:42Positivity.
00:18:45Oh, I don't want to come.
00:18:46I'll show you my dough.
00:18:47I'll show you my dough.
00:18:48Now, we're over.
00:18:50Congratulations, Mike.
00:18:51Lots of good luck.
00:18:52Thanks very much.
00:18:55Congratulations.
00:18:56Thank you very much.
00:18:59Senator Simpson, I want you to know my husband.
00:19:03Janie's told me a lot about you, young man.
00:19:05Seems to admire you.
00:19:06Oh, nonsense, sir.
00:19:07She's absolutely an impartial witness.
00:19:10Not his looks, I admire.
00:19:12It's his character and disposition.
00:19:13Oh, must be.
00:19:14I beg your pardon.
00:19:20Haven't I seen you before?
00:19:21Yes.
00:19:25I suppose you're hurrying off to get my money back.
00:19:28Well, don't go near the 59 Club.
00:19:30Not likely.
00:19:31I happen to know the table there is crooked.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33Sure.
00:19:34They've got a magnet underneath that works by electricity.
00:19:36All the croupier has to do is to press the button on the inlay to make the ball stop anywhere
00:19:40he likes.
00:19:41Well, I must tell Peter.
00:19:42He'll be stunned.
00:19:43Eh?
00:19:44About the magnets.
00:19:45Magnets?
00:19:46Yes, you were telling Magnets.
00:19:47That's it.
00:19:47Thank you very much.
00:19:48You've given me just the idea I've been looking for.
00:19:50Have I really?
00:19:53He's dastard.
00:20:00Oh, no.
00:20:02You old son of a gun.
00:20:04Who are you doing, huh?
00:20:05How are you, Les?
00:20:06I'm all right, I guess.
00:20:08Say, how do you like being married and respectable, huh?
00:20:10Well, it's a novelty.
00:20:11No doubt about it.
00:20:13Thanks, Bill.
00:20:13I'll try that out tonight, huh?
00:20:14You bet.
00:20:16Anybody around here?
00:20:17Nobody I know, huh?
00:20:18Well, I want to make sure.
00:20:21How would you like to make some easy money?
00:20:23Don't I look like I have all my faculties?
00:20:25And more.
00:20:27How well do you know Eddie Bronson?
00:20:29Never mind that now.
00:20:30Stick to business.
00:20:31You know, Eddie gimmicks the table here.
00:20:33I mean, he sets the magnet under it and keeps it running properly.
00:20:35Oh, Angel, there are things about Eddie I could tell you.
00:20:39Supposing that another magnet were installed under there some night, a stronger one, that
00:20:43I could work from one of these inlays from this side of the table.
00:20:46Uh-oh.
00:20:46And the ball wouldn't stop where the croupier wanted it to, but where you wanted it to.
00:20:51You'd make a cleanup.
00:20:51Yes, and Eddie and I would be looking for new jobs.
00:20:55No, thanks, honey.
00:20:57But tell the truth, which I seldom do.
00:21:00I'm tired of leaving towns in a hurry.
00:21:02Oh, it does get to be a nuisance.
00:21:03Say, how come you're drifting now that you're so safely and snugly anchored?
00:21:07My kid.
00:21:08Do you remember my kid?
00:21:09Oh, sure, the kid.
00:21:10How could I forget him?
00:21:11Oh, you weren't such a lather to keep him in the best schools and put up a big front when
00:21:15he came home on the holidays.
00:21:16Well, he's in the Navy now.
00:21:17Oh, no.
00:21:19Oh, well, anything for the boys in service.
00:21:22Anything within reason, that is.
00:21:25Anything.
00:21:27When do you want to come in and win?
00:21:29Tomorrow night.
00:21:30I'll play for big stakes, and one-third of the win is yours.
00:21:32It's a deal.
00:21:33Now, I've just got time to catch Eddie.
00:21:35You go call a taxi, and I'll phone him and tell him to wait for me.
00:21:38Right.
00:21:43Taxi!
00:21:43That's all.
00:21:48Gainer, my lamb.
00:21:49What are you doing down here in this neighborhood alone?
00:21:52I'm walking to get a little air and exercise.
00:21:54But after your long rehearsal, you should be home resting.
00:21:56Now, you get in this cab at once.
00:22:00But you are going somewhere, Enid.
00:22:02Not at all.
00:22:02I called it for you when I saw you coming.
00:22:04You really must take better care of your health, for my sake.
00:22:07Driver, Beverly Arms.
00:22:08Aren't you coming with me?
00:22:09Not now.
00:22:10I have a business appointment.
00:22:11Bye-bye, Lamekin.
00:22:12Bye-bye.
00:22:12Oh, taxi, taxi.
00:22:17There's somebody in that cab.
00:22:18In times like this, we have to share a cab.
00:22:20Oh, Eddie's going out of town, so we've got to keep our date tonight.
00:22:23Tonight?
00:22:24But that's going to be a little awkward.
00:22:26Darling, I'm sorry, but if you want to do it, it's got to be tonight.
00:22:29Very well, then.
00:22:30Tonight.
00:22:31You know what this is going to cost you, Bunnikin.
00:22:32I know better than you do.
00:22:34Never mind.
00:22:34It'll be worth it.
00:22:35I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.
00:22:45What does that matter, that you keep me waiting?
00:22:47But I couldn't very well leave an old friend.
00:22:49Oh, he's an old friend.
00:22:51But he's the first man I ever loved.
00:22:53So?
00:22:53Of course, neither is the type to be faithful.
00:22:56Really?
00:22:56But I'd do anything for him, and he'd do anything for me.
00:23:00Funny, isn't it?
00:23:01Very funny.
00:23:02I didn't know it was that funny.
00:23:04That's what's so funny that you don't know how funny it is.
00:23:07Repeat, please.
00:23:08I happen to be his wife.
00:23:10Oh, well, people.
00:23:12You are Smetana.
00:23:13Well, this is such a coincidence.
00:23:17I happen to be your greatest admirer.
00:23:19Indeed.
00:23:20Then perhaps you can explain why...
00:23:21Well, you see, I think you're the greatest of all Wagnerian singers.
00:23:25No, really?
00:23:26Yes.
00:23:27And if you knew how I feel about Wagner...
00:23:29Ach, Wagner.
00:23:30Ach, if he could only hear you sing.
00:23:32You think so?
00:23:33I think so, too.
00:23:34Wagner, he's my idol.
00:23:36Oh, you have such tone.
00:23:37Such timbre.
00:23:39Such volume.
00:23:40It's kind of good to say.
00:23:41I'm awfully sorry, but I have to get out here.
00:23:44We must have tea one day and talk of music.
00:23:46Oh, I'd adore it.
00:23:47I'll give you a ring.
00:23:48Yes, do.
00:23:49You can get my telephone number from my husband.
00:23:51Uh-oh.
00:23:52Oh, I just remember.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:54Wait.
00:23:54Goodbye.
00:23:55What's there with you and my husband?
00:23:57Thanks for sharing your taxi and, uh, everything.
00:24:00Incredible.
00:24:02You're sure it's not a mistake to go to the Briar Cliff on your honeymoon?
00:24:06Of course not.
00:24:06Why should it be?
00:24:08Way out there in the country.
00:24:10What is there to do?
00:24:11Oh, we'll walk, swim, ride.
00:24:16Aren't you ready yet, Janie?
00:24:18Just a minute.
00:24:19I'll finish that one.
00:24:20I'll finish that one.
00:24:24That's all right, darling.
00:24:25I don't mind doing it.
00:24:25I hope I'd rather do it myself.
00:24:27Oh, I see.
00:24:29Of course.
00:24:30I'll wait for you downstairs.
00:24:31They're almost ready.
00:24:43They'll be down in a moment or two.
00:24:45Has everyone got rice?
00:24:47I'm afraid the bags are a little small.
00:24:49But we can't waste food these days, can we?
00:24:52I'll be here.
00:24:55You.
00:24:57Janie.
00:24:58What?
00:24:59Janie, we're married.
00:25:01I know it, but I can't realize it.
00:25:03You're not scared, are you?
00:25:04A little.
00:25:05Are you?
00:25:06Uh-huh.
00:25:07You know, it's kind of a responsibility to take on.
00:25:09I mean a girl like you.
00:25:10Why are you sorry?
00:25:12Gosh, no.
00:25:12We can be together now any time we like.
00:25:14Night or day.
00:25:15Nobody can say anything.
00:25:17And I can kiss you in front of your mother, the senator, and thumb my nose at all of them.
00:25:20Why, Sonny?
00:25:32I'm sure they'll be down in a moment.
00:25:35I can't think what's keeping them.
00:25:39If we had an apartment, we could spend our honeymoon right here in town.
00:25:43Aren't you going to live here with your mother after I go back?
00:25:45No, I think I'd rather have my own place.
00:25:48I'll ask Dad to get us an apartment.
00:25:49He's pretty slick at that sort of thing.
00:25:51Wonderful.
00:25:53Say, we're wasting time.
00:25:55That's right.
00:25:56Hurry up.
00:25:58Where's your bag?
00:25:58Oh, two down there and one up here.
00:26:01Is this all you're taking?
00:26:02No, Sonny.
00:26:03I've got two trucks and a car.
00:26:05I didn't think you could get along with just three bags.
00:26:07Janey, darling, I do hope you're not making a mistake.
00:26:21You will make her happy, won't you?
00:26:23Do everything I can.
00:26:25Here they go.
00:26:25Goodbye, goodbye.
00:26:26Goodbye.
00:26:26Goodbye.
00:26:27Bye.
00:26:27Bye.
00:26:27Bye.
00:26:28Bye.
00:26:31Bye.
00:26:31Bye.
00:26:34Bye.
00:26:35Goodbye.
00:26:36Goodbye.
00:26:37Sorry, my boy, but you can't start your honeymoon yet.
00:26:39What do you mean I can't start my honeymoon yet?
00:26:41Well, you want me to get that money back for Jenny and the mother, don't you?
00:26:43Well, of course I do.
00:26:44Well, then you'll have to come with me for an hour or two now.
00:26:46And leave me here?
00:26:47Goodbye.
00:26:48Goodbye.
00:26:49Goodbye.
00:26:51Goodbye.
00:26:51But after all, your whole future's at stake, and I haven't very much time.
00:26:54I know, Dad, but we haven't very much time either.
00:26:57They're wondering why we aren't starting.
00:27:00Goodbye.
00:27:01Goodbye.
00:27:01Goodbye.
00:27:02After all, Janey, you will be with your friends.
00:27:04That's what's so awful about it.
00:27:05They'll ask me questions.
00:27:06What can I tell them?
00:27:07What can she tell them?
00:27:08What does it matter what you tell them?
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:11Goodbye.
00:27:11Goodbye.
00:27:12Goodbye.
00:27:14Janey, you better have Flory take the bag.
00:27:17I wonder if there's anything wrong.
00:27:19They should have gone.
00:27:21What is it, darling?
00:27:27What's happened?
00:27:28Well, isn't it ridiculous?
00:27:30I'm an abandoned woman.
00:27:31Where'd your husband go?
00:27:32Well, he was suddenly called away on a very important government mission.
00:27:36Then he is coming back.
00:27:37Well, of course, darling, in a little while.
00:27:40Oh, well, let's go on celebrating till he comes back.
00:27:45What is it that we have to do, Dad, and why must we do it tonight?
00:27:48Numerology, my boy.
00:27:50Numerology?
00:27:50How do you suppose I got to the top in less than a year?
00:27:53Numerology?
00:27:54Do you know that the hairs in your head are numbered?
00:27:55Yeah?
00:27:56Well, maybe so, Dad, but I still don't...
00:27:58Tonight is a special night.
00:27:59Yes, I thought it was going to be.
00:28:01There are electrical forces working tonight.
00:28:03Magnetic forces.
00:28:04Is that so?
00:28:05If we take advantage of them, we can win back some of the money Mrs. Prescott lost.
00:28:08How?
00:28:09By playing roulette?
00:28:09By betting on certain numbers.
00:28:12Three, six, nine, or any combination thereof.
00:28:14I tell you, my boy, if we do, we can't lose.
00:28:16And where are we going to do all this?
00:28:18At the 59 Club, of course, where she lost it.
00:28:23Trying to better your record, Mr. Warrington?
00:28:24No, it's a question of thinking or drinking, Dan, and I prefer drinking.
00:28:28Well, who wouldn't?
00:28:29Did you ever lose your best girl, Dan?
00:28:31Often.
00:28:32Is that what happened to you?
00:28:33Yeah, that's what.
00:28:34Well, why didn't you say you were celebrating?
00:28:36I loved you too little, too late
00:28:41Baby, maybe, who can tell?
00:28:46I guess that I gambled with fate
00:28:50Not too wily, nor too well
00:28:54One little lover's row
00:28:58And look what's happened now
00:29:03I never dreamed, dear
00:29:07That it would mean farewell
00:29:09I knew that romance was a game
00:29:16That I shouldn't underrate
00:29:20But here I am left with the same old blues I hate
00:29:27To contemplate
00:29:30Have you a twin sister?
00:29:31I didn't count the cost
00:29:34I tossed a coin and lost
00:29:38And found that I loved you too little
00:29:42And too late
00:29:44What's happened?
00:29:57Where's Janie?
00:29:58We didn't bring Janie, we came on business
00:30:00You mean to say you left her alone on her wedding night?
00:30:02Of course not
00:30:03Come on this with you
00:30:04Well, what do you mean you came here on business?
00:30:06We came to get back some of the money Mrs. Prescott lost here
00:30:09You mean to say you hoped to get it back in this joint?
00:30:11This is where she lost it
00:30:12And found that I loved you too little
00:30:17And too late
00:30:19Hello, Peter
00:30:25Why, hello, Tony
00:30:27I want you to meet a couple of friends of mine
00:30:29Big plungers
00:30:30Really?
00:30:30Well, come this way, gentlemen, please
00:30:32Say, we're going to rook you out of a fortune tonight
00:30:35That's so?
00:30:36Yes, sir
00:30:36We've got a system, haven't we, Dad?
00:30:38That's right
00:30:39Numerology
00:30:40What?
00:30:44Got plenty of money on hand-hangers?
00:30:46These gentlemen are big plungers
00:30:48I think I can take care of them
00:30:49Good, good
00:30:50And I'll tell the crew here to take the limit off for you
00:30:52Thank you
00:30:52Just a second, please
00:30:53Sonny
00:30:54How much money have you got to bet?
00:30:57Well, I got a couple of hundred dollars
00:30:58Is that all?
00:31:00Well, it'll have to do
00:31:01Oh, wait a minute, Dad
00:31:01I think we'd better try your system out with, say, ten bucks
00:31:05Ten bucks?
00:31:05Well, you're wasting my time
00:31:06Do you want to stay here all night?
00:31:07Definitely not
00:31:08Did you know I don't believe in gambling?
00:31:10Oh, this isn't gambling
00:31:11A thousand in fifties and hundreds
00:31:14Just the same, I've got to be sure
00:31:17We'll start with ten
00:31:18Give me one ten dollar chip
00:31:21One?
00:31:23Wouldn't you rather have a lemonade with a cherry in it?
00:31:25Listen, brother
00:31:26One look at your kisser has the same effect on me
00:31:28Now, if you're on a number that wins
00:31:31They pay you thirty-five times your money
00:31:33They do?
00:31:33Sure
00:31:34Now, remember
00:31:34Three, six, nine
00:31:35Or any combination thereof
00:31:36Three
00:31:37Janie and me plus one
00:31:39Well, why don't you come on over to the club and join me?
00:31:44You don't have to gamble
00:31:45We couldn't possibly do that, Peter
00:31:47It's Peter
00:31:48He wanted to join him at the fifty-nine club
00:31:51Well, I must say that'd be better than sitting around here
00:31:53Might cheer us up a bit
00:31:55Past the time
00:31:56He's right, Mum
00:31:58You two run along
00:32:00I'll stay here and wait for Sonny
00:32:02Oh, nonsense
00:32:03If he's on government business, there's no telling how long he'll be
00:32:05I'll wager we'll have you back before he gets here
00:32:08Do you think we could?
00:32:09Sure
00:32:09You might leave a note for Sonny, darling, and have him phone you there
00:32:12But naturally, Mother, I wouldn't think of going
00:32:15Wait for us downstairs, Jimmy
00:32:17Right, you are
00:32:18Thank you, Peter
00:32:19We'll be right over
00:32:20Good
00:32:21I've got a little surprise for you
00:32:23Oh
00:32:24Darling, you want the senator to get Sonny on his friend's ship, don't you?
00:32:29Well, of course I do, darling
00:32:30Well, then, sweetie, you've simply got to be nice to Jimmy
00:32:33Well, gentlemen, what would you like to sit?
00:32:36Well, somewhere near the croupier
00:32:37Just, just a minute, please
00:32:39No more bets
00:32:39Surely
00:32:41Thank you, sir
00:32:42You're welcome
00:32:43Thirteen, black
00:32:47Thirteen, the winner
00:32:48Black
00:32:48Thirteen?
00:32:49That's not three, six, nine, or any combination thereof
00:32:52Of course not
00:32:52Those are your lucky numbers
00:32:53Place your bets, please
00:32:54Oh, my lucky
00:32:54Place your bets, please
00:32:56All bets down
00:32:57You sure I'll win?
00:32:59I'll risk every cent you've got on it
00:33:00Okay
00:33:02No, no
00:33:03Over there, number three
00:33:04All bets down
00:33:04All bets, all
00:33:05All bets, all
00:33:06All bets
00:33:06All bets
00:33:07All bets
00:33:08All bets
00:33:09All bets
00:33:10All bets
00:33:11All bets
00:33:12All bets
00:33:13All bets
00:33:14All bets
00:33:15All bets
00:33:16All bets
00:33:17All bets
00:33:18All bets
00:33:19Three reds
00:33:20Three reds
00:33:20I won
00:33:21I won
00:33:22Hey, pay me
00:33:23Pay me
00:33:24I won
00:33:24How much did I win?
00:33:26$360
00:33:26$360
00:33:27Gee, I should have got my whole $200
00:33:29Leave the whole $360 up this time
00:33:31All of it?
00:33:32Well, if you lose, you're still only out 10 bucks
00:33:34Well, how much would I win if I took back my original 10 bucks?
00:33:37Let's see
00:33:37$12,250
00:33:38Oh, I'll try a hundred
00:33:42Place your bets, please
00:33:45All bets down
00:33:47That's right, $3,500
00:33:48That's right, $3,500
00:33:52That's right, $3,500.
00:34:16Incredible.
00:34:18Somebody has to win sometimes.
00:34:19The law of averages, you know.
00:34:22Hey, I want more than this.
00:34:25Wait a minute.
00:34:26Those brown ones are worth $1,500 each.
00:34:28Oh, $1,500.
00:34:31Let's plunge.
00:34:32That's the spirit.
00:34:33Leave it all on this time.
00:34:35How much do I win if I leave it all on?
00:34:38$126,000.
00:34:39$126,000.
00:34:45Such luck can't last.
00:34:46Not three times in succession.
00:34:47How about staking half of it?
00:34:49All right.
00:34:49All right, half of it.
00:34:51That's about $2,000 in round numbers.
00:34:53Say, what do you call your system?
00:34:55Numerology.
00:34:56It's wonderful.
00:34:57You can't lose.
00:34:58So, Tartus.
00:34:59You know, I've seen that girl somewhere before.
00:35:08She's a very particular friend of the director who's making this picture.
00:35:12He sticks her in every scene he can.
00:35:14Mother, shh.
00:35:14Oh.
00:35:15Somebody might hear you.
00:35:18Well, hello there.
00:35:20Hello, Peter.
00:35:21Why, Janie, I never expected to see you here.
00:35:24Look, why don't we all go in the other room?
00:35:25Sonny left her just as they were starting on their honeymoon.
00:35:28He didn't leave me, Mother.
00:35:30He merely had to attend to some pressing business for the government.
00:35:33Oh, yeah?
00:35:33Well, I don't trust that fellow.
00:35:35He's the most honest person I know.
00:35:36You can believe every word he says.
00:35:38And he's on a government mission?
00:35:39He certainly is.
00:36:01Oh, my God.
00:36:02I won $7,000.
00:36:07If you wouldn't, my partner may suspect something.
00:36:09Get out of here.
00:36:11Oh, neurology.
00:36:12I never knew you should depend on her before.
00:36:14Yeah, yeah.
00:36:15Give me some.
00:36:15Oh, Sonny.
00:36:16Oh, hello.
00:36:17Hello.
00:36:18This is outrageous.
00:36:19I'll leave you right after the wedding ceremony and come here again.
00:36:22But he has a good reason.
00:36:24Good enough to make him postpone his honeymoon.
00:36:26Of course.
00:36:27He's here to watch somebody, aren't you, Sonny?
00:36:30Huh?
00:36:31Oh, yes.
00:36:31Yes, yes, that's right.
00:36:32Oh, hello, Senator.
00:36:33How are you?
00:36:33Nice to see you.
00:36:34Here's a woman.
00:36:37And has incredible luck.
00:36:38Yes, he always has.
00:36:40Oh, Mrs. Priscott, may I present Mr. Michelangelo?
00:36:43How do you do?
00:36:44Michelangelo?
00:36:45It's a very familiar name.
00:36:47Aren't you well?
00:36:48You look as if you'd had a shot.
00:36:49I have.
00:36:50Oh, you poor man.
00:36:51Have you taken anything?
00:36:52No, I've lost everything.
00:36:54Oh, well, what you need is a good psychic.
00:36:57Well, you want to know what's caused your trouble, don't you?
00:37:01It must have been a short circuit.
00:37:02What?
00:37:02Say, have you ever heard of numerology?
00:37:06Oh, yes.
00:37:06I took it once from a red-haired Egyptian with green eyes.
00:37:09I think he was an Irishman, really.
00:37:10None of this is actually happening.
00:37:12It must be a dream.
00:37:13Oh, I know what's wrong with you.
00:37:14You've been losing money at roulette.
00:37:16There are plenty.
00:37:17Didn't you know this table is crooked?
00:37:19Uh-huh.
00:37:19Of course.
00:37:20It has a magnet right underneath it.
00:37:22The croupier can start the ball wherever he wants to.
00:37:24Who told you this?
00:37:25The gentleman here, Colonel Fein.
00:37:27Let's go and cash these in.
00:37:29Just a minute, boy.
00:37:31Who is it that you are watching?
00:37:32Huh?
00:37:33Make your bets, please.
00:37:33Make your bets.
00:37:35That's a military secret.
00:37:36But Sonny's in the Navy.
00:37:38That shows how versatile he is.
00:37:40There she is, sitting down there at the end of the table.
00:37:42No more bets.
00:37:43No more bets.
00:37:45What?
00:37:46Why, that's the wife home, Senator Binz.
00:37:49I know.
00:37:50What are you watching her for?
00:37:52What are you watching her for?
00:37:53Come on, Sonny.
00:37:55Let's all go have a drink.
00:37:56At the bar.
00:37:57I love drinks at the bar.
00:37:59Uh-oh.
00:38:00Be careful with that stuff.
00:38:01Hi, Aless.
00:38:01Hi, Pard.
00:38:02I'm my numerologist.
00:38:03Oh, I have a little something for you.
00:38:05Oh, I hope it's not too little.
00:38:07I can't stand anything too little.
00:38:08That includes diamonds, money, and men.
00:38:10I promised her a third.
00:38:11We couldn't have one, you know, without her assistance.
00:38:13Oh, well, that's fair enough.
00:38:15Why haven't we met before?
00:38:17You're one little number I haven't had the chance to study.
00:38:19I don't suppose you'd do anything except on certain days.
00:38:22Well, that all depends on the inducement.
00:38:24But why don't you try tempting me?
00:38:28Dad.
00:38:29Just a moment, son.
00:38:31$73,850.
00:38:34Here's $10, Sunday.
00:38:36Now, you buy yourself a lemonade with a cherry in it.
00:38:39Now, uh...
00:38:40Uh, me or how much have you got for me?
00:38:42Now, here's the $50,000 bag that your mother-in-law lost here.
00:38:45And here's $23,850 for you.
00:38:48It's a little short.
00:38:49Well, so am I.
00:38:50So, we won't quibble.
00:38:52That's worth a big kiss.
00:38:54Suppose it'd have been five times that much.
00:38:57You suppose it, sailor.
00:38:59Hector!
00:39:00My wife.
00:39:01Stand by the rent of first aid.
00:39:02I'm sure you'll both be very happy.
00:39:04There's nothing like married life.
00:39:06Nothing.
00:39:07Oh, hello, my lamb.
00:39:08You're just in time to congratulate my young friend here.
00:39:11Friend?
00:39:11Uh, he was married today.
00:39:13You look very pleased about it, judging by that kiss.
00:39:16Oh, don't be a silly filly.
00:39:17That kiss was simply a little...
00:39:19Just a little congratulations, huh?
00:39:20Yeah.
00:39:21Why not?
00:39:22It seems strange that you are so happy over this marriage.
00:39:26Right, the groom doesn't look so pleased.
00:39:29Say, look here.
00:39:30She thinks that I...
00:39:31Oh, we can't help what she thinks.
00:39:32No, you see, he's still dazed by his good fortune.
00:39:35Come, honey bun.
00:39:35I want to dance with my newest, handsomest husband.
00:39:38Yeah, but...
00:39:38Now, I would like to know what you meant by running off and leaving me this afternoon.
00:39:46Say, look here.
00:39:48My wife's around here someplace.
00:39:50Another wife?
00:39:51Well, never mind.
00:39:52I'm broad-minded.
00:39:53Yes, but she's got her mother and Senator Simpson with her, and they may not be.
00:39:57But you've got to help your dad.
00:39:59Think of how he's helped you all your life.
00:40:01And that woman he's married to, she's our wildcat.
00:40:04Well, she's not watching us, is she?
00:40:06If you think not, try to get it away.
00:40:08Oh, Tom Collins.
00:40:12Oh, how do you do, Mr. Collins?
00:40:15Darling, his name isn't Collins.
00:40:17Well, why did you say it was?
00:40:19I didn't.
00:40:20Lady, the name is Dan Hannigan.
00:40:22If it matters.
00:40:22Oh, darling, let's forget it.
00:40:24Yes.
00:40:24Yes, just pretend it never happens.
00:40:26Let's start all over, shall we?
00:40:27Now, what do you have, Liza?
00:40:28How about a horse's neck?
00:40:30A horse's neck?
00:40:30Oh, I didn't bring my coupon book.
00:40:32I could make a pink lady or a black willow.
00:40:35Suppose I give her an old nate punch.
00:40:41If you do, she'll scream.
00:40:42Well, there must be something you'd like to try.
00:40:45I know.
00:40:46A Mickey Finn.
00:40:47Mickey Finn.
00:40:50I'll be back.
00:40:52Oh, he did a double take like in the movie.
00:40:54That's right.
00:40:55I wonder if it's hard to do.
00:40:56No, it's this way, isn't it?
00:41:02More like this, isn't it?
00:41:05Oh, that's splendid.
00:41:06You try it, dear.
00:41:07Nothing to it at all.
00:41:09That was a perfect one, Chief.
00:41:33Well, will you look at that.
00:41:37Come on, Wes.
00:41:38Sing it out.
00:41:39Oh, no, don't do that, please.
00:41:40You attract too much attention.
00:41:42I suppose he's got a good reason for that, too.
00:41:45Doubtedly.
00:41:45I can guess what it is.
00:41:47You don't suppose he wants to be doing that, do you?
00:41:49Frankly, yes.
00:41:51He's obviously obeying orders, trying to find out something.
00:41:55Well, she can teach him plenty.
00:41:57I loved you too little, too late, maybe, maybe, who can tell.
00:42:05I guess that I gambled with fate, not too wisely, nor too well.
00:42:14One little lover's rob.
00:42:15One little lover's rob.
00:42:18And look what's happened now.
00:42:20And look what's happened now.
00:42:22I knew that romance was a game that I shouldn't underrate.
00:42:38But here I am left with the same old blues I had to contemplate.
00:42:47I didn't count the cost.
00:42:51I tossed a coin and lost, and found that I loved you too little and too late.
00:43:01I was too upset before to offer you my congratulations.
00:43:09Thank you so much.
00:43:10Come to the bar and we celebrate.
00:43:12Oh, well, I'm very sorry, but I can't go to the bar just now.
00:43:16No, no, you see, there's a woman there he'd rather not meet.
00:43:20Yes.
00:43:21Some other time.
00:43:22Yes, we'll give you a ring.
00:43:29Look, flowers and flowers.
00:43:31My diamond clip?
00:43:32My clip, yes.
00:43:33No, where?
00:43:33Sure.
00:43:34On the table, but a woman.
00:43:37No, no.
00:43:39Sorry to disturb you.
00:43:40I'm Ginias with Anna.
00:43:41You're what?
00:43:42Why won't you sit down?
00:43:44Allow me.
00:43:44I've been admiring the diamond clip.
00:43:46It is beautiful, isn't it?
00:43:48It's a wedding gift.
00:43:50Indeed.
00:43:51Given to you by a person named Five, perhaps?
00:43:54Why, yes, my husband.
00:43:55Your husband?
00:43:57Impossible.
00:43:57He's my husband.
00:43:58Your husband?
00:43:59He married me six months ago.
00:44:00Legally?
00:44:01What do you think?
00:44:02Then he's got two wives.
00:44:04What?
00:44:04He married this child today.
00:44:06I'll go and get him.
00:44:07Don't.
00:44:07Wretch.
00:44:08He said he had to buy a present for a wedding, but he didn't say he's wedding.
00:44:12I don't believe a word of all this.
00:44:13That's right.
00:44:14Darling, neither do I.
00:44:15Why should he marry her?
00:44:16Why shouldn't he marry me?
00:44:18He must be considerably younger.
00:44:19This is too much.
00:44:21He's ten years older than I am, at least.
00:44:23I must say, he doesn't look it.
00:44:25It's a matter of opinion.
00:44:26Well, that's my opinion.
00:44:27Well, anyway, six months ago, he was riding the waves.
00:44:30Oh, there, Sonny, there.
00:44:31I can't help what you told my father.
00:44:33You can spare the time.
00:44:36Your wife would like to have a few words with you.
00:44:38You see?
00:44:39I was expecting this.
00:44:42But he's married to her.
00:44:43They told me so.
00:44:44Oh, no.
00:44:45Then he's got three wives.
00:44:47Bless my soul.
00:44:48Oh, Jenny.
00:44:49Jenny, I suppose you've been wondering.
00:44:50Quite right.
00:44:51We've all been wondering.
00:44:52You recognize Mother Spatano, then?
00:44:54Oh, sure.
00:44:55Oh, Sonny.
00:44:56Did you or didn't you tell me?
00:44:57You were married to that girl you were just dancing with?
00:44:59Sure, I did.
00:45:00But, Sonny.
00:45:01But this woman says you are married to her.
00:45:03Oh, that's perfectly true.
00:45:04You admit that you're married to both of them?
00:45:05Of course not.
00:45:06But you just said you were married to that other girl.
00:45:08Yes, I know I said so.
00:45:09So what about Mother Spatano?
00:45:11I understand you're married to her, too.
00:45:12Who says so?
00:45:13She says so.
00:45:14I never said so, to Spinelli.
00:45:15You certainly did.
00:45:16I certainly did not.
00:45:18Well, I must say, I understand.
00:45:19It certainly seemed as though you did.
00:45:20We are all trying to confuse the issue deliberately.
00:45:23But I see through it.
00:45:24It's an order from Spinelli.
00:45:25Okay, he owns the joint.
00:45:27Come on, boys.
00:45:28Back on the stand.
00:45:29You are rolling a league with my husband.
00:45:31Oh, shh.
00:45:32Everybody's looking.
00:45:32You needn't be so violent.
00:45:33Violent?
00:45:34I'll show you how to be violent.
00:45:38We are privileged to have with us this evening
00:45:40Madame Genia Smetana,
00:45:43famous Wagnerian prima donna
00:45:44who will sing for us
00:45:45the evening star from Tannhauser.
00:45:48What have you got against Spinelli?
00:46:03What have you got against Spinelli?
00:46:17First you rob him at the table and now this.
00:46:19How would you like to go in on another deal with me?
00:46:21I'll listen to all propositions.
00:46:23Come.
00:46:27That song brings back such poignant memories.
00:46:31They played it at your dear father's funeral.
00:46:34Oh, was it our old wedding?
00:46:36Wedding?
00:46:37Gosh, that reminds me as if I ever forgot.
00:46:40Wait a minute, young man.
00:46:41How is it that you're involved with three different women?
00:46:44Senator, I can't even get involved with one woman.
00:46:52If you children are going to start off on your honeymoon,
00:46:54you better hurry up and change, darling.
00:46:56I know, Mums.
00:46:57We'll be right on.
00:46:58Come along, Jimmy.
00:46:58I'll give you a nightcap.
00:47:00I still don't understand any of it.
00:47:02For me, it's most confusing.
00:47:03Most.
00:47:04Do you know what I do when things get too complicated?
00:47:07I put them out of my mind completely
00:47:08and in time, they clear themselves up.
00:47:11In time?
00:47:12Hmm.
00:47:14Oh, look at that.
00:47:17Quarter to six.
00:47:18Well, we've lost 18 of our 48 hours already.
00:47:21Heavens.
00:47:22I won't be five minutes.
00:47:24Oh, say, honey.
00:47:25Hmm?
00:47:26I've got an idea.
00:47:27Why don't we stay here the rest of tonight
00:47:29and start on our honeymoon in the morning?
00:47:31We can't stay here with Mother and the Senator
00:47:33and the servants about.
00:47:34I wish we had an apartment.
00:47:36Yeah, sort of why.
00:47:37I spoke to Dad about it.
00:47:39He said he'd see if he could find one for us.
00:47:41Of course, he's hardly had time as yet.
00:47:43I know.
00:47:44Don't worry, darling.
00:47:46We can be in Briar Piffen an hour or so.
00:47:52Why waste even an hour or two?
00:47:54But it wouldn't be wasted.
00:47:56After all, we'd be alone together.
00:47:58Oh.
00:47:59Oh.
00:47:59Hello?
00:48:04Yes?
00:48:06Oh, very well.
00:48:08What's the matter?
00:48:10Well, I've got to hurry.
00:48:11Well, what's the big idea?
00:48:12I'm an air raid warden.
00:48:13I've got to report for duty.
00:48:15Yeah, but darling, you can't go now.
00:48:16But I'll be back in less than an hour.
00:48:18An hour?
00:48:18Remind me to get one of those in my bathroom.
00:48:28Nice quiet spot, this.
00:48:29Hello, honey.
00:48:30Oh, very high class.
00:48:32But nobody's liable to spot us here.
00:48:33Hiya, babe.
00:48:34Hi, Carl.
00:48:35Hey.
00:48:37Here is your slip.
00:48:39Thanks.
00:48:40It's a good thing I'm leaving town tomorrow
00:48:41before Spinelli tracks me down.
00:48:43Maybe you won't want to go
00:48:44when you find out what I have in mind.
00:48:46We've got to unload this
00:48:47on Peter Warrington III.
00:48:49Atlas International Copper?
00:48:50Oh, honey, it's pretty,
00:48:52but he'd have to be a moron to buy it.
00:48:54We've got to convince him it's valuable.
00:48:55Same trick we worked on that guy in St. Louis.
00:48:57Could be.
00:48:58I can always get the phony
00:48:59Wall Street Chronicle printed.
00:49:00Uh-huh, and I...
00:49:01Come back later, boy.
00:49:02Yes, sir.
00:49:03I could put up the ten grand for front money.
00:49:05And Sonny can handle the negotiations.
00:49:07Uh-oh.
00:49:07Would he come in on a deal like this?
00:49:09Well, not if he knew.
00:49:09We've got to fool him.
00:49:10After all, he's getting his own money back.
00:49:12We've got to make him believe
00:49:13that Atlas International Copper
00:49:14has struck a rich vein.
00:49:15The newspaper gag will do it.
00:49:17That's right.
00:49:29Same cut?
00:49:30How about it?
00:49:30Same cut.
00:49:32Wonderful.
00:49:32Here's where I get that pink coat
00:49:33I've been wanting.
00:49:35I've been wondering
00:49:35who's going to pay for it.
00:49:37Okay, you get a pink coat, too.
00:49:38Say, that girl is good.
00:49:41It's got a hot, it's got a hot, it's got a wonderful chapeau.
00:49:45The man with the big sombrero is strictly on the beam.
00:49:49And every fair muchacha there is crazy after him.
00:49:53For when it rains, when it pours,
00:49:57they get under his big wonderful sombrero.
00:50:00When it's hot, when it's hot.
00:50:04As a door, every lady loves the shady caballero.
00:50:08Yahoo!
00:50:09They all come around the market
00:50:11to gather on his cart.
00:50:14They push and show for making love
00:50:16within this such an art.
00:50:17This man with the big sombrero
00:50:19So bigger than his morrow.
00:50:21The man with the big sombrero
00:50:46He's down in the make-o
00:50:48It's got a hot as big as I want
00:50:51No, no, no, no, no.
00:50:53They walk around the market
00:50:55to gather around his cart.
00:50:57They push and show for making love
00:50:59with these such an art.
00:51:01This man with the big sombrero
00:51:03No bigger than his heart.
00:51:10This is all your fault.
00:51:12But your own husband stole your diamond clip
00:51:14to give it to another woman.
00:51:15Didn't you want to know that?
00:51:16No, and don't keep reminding me.
00:51:18I could be so happy.
00:51:20But you made me quarrel with him
00:51:21so now I have to walk out.
00:51:22I made you.
00:51:24I have some pride.
00:51:25What else could I do?
00:51:26He's no good in the way.
00:51:27Never was.
00:51:28Your divorce would be wonderful publicity.
00:51:30My divorce?
00:51:31Yes.
00:51:31Who says I'm going to divorce?
00:51:33But you must divorce him.
00:51:34I've already given the story
00:51:35to the newspapers
00:51:36while you were packing.
00:51:37I never divorce him.
00:51:38Do you hear?
00:51:39Never.
00:51:40I love him, the dog.
00:51:42Then why have you packed?
00:51:43Why are you leaving?
00:51:44To scare him.
00:51:45I'm only taking a few things
00:51:46for overnight.
00:51:48Do you think I give up
00:51:49my new flat
00:51:49that I have just furnished?
00:51:50My souvenirs.
00:51:51My paintings.
00:51:52My wallpapers.
00:51:53Look at that.
00:51:55Make the order for me.
00:51:56Wagner and his family
00:51:57are having a picnic.
00:51:58That's Cosima
00:51:59and that's Siegfried
00:52:00and that's Cousin Johanna.
00:52:02Wagner.
00:52:03Wagner.
00:52:04He's my inspiration.
00:52:05He's my inspiration.
00:52:05Sonny, Sonny, wake up.
00:52:30Go on, let me alone, will you, Bob?
00:52:32I got a Liberty Pass.
00:52:33What?
00:52:34Oh, you poor darling.
00:52:37It's Janie.
00:52:40Oh, Janie.
00:52:41Janie.
00:52:42You've been gone for hours.
00:52:44I know.
00:52:46It's morning.
00:52:48Our wedding night is over.
00:52:50I know.
00:52:51If I ever get a crack at Hitler,
00:52:53I...
00:52:53Oh, never mind, Sonny.
00:52:54We've got almost half your leave left.
00:52:57We're crowding up happiness
00:52:58into those few hours
00:52:59to last us for months.
00:53:00The main thing is
00:53:01we've got each other now.
00:53:03I'll know wherever you are
00:53:04that you're thinking of me
00:53:05and you'll know wherever I am
00:53:07that I'm thinking of you.
00:53:08Well, it'd be kind of nice
00:53:09to have a little married life
00:53:10to remember, too, you know.
00:53:11I mean, like keeping house together.
00:53:13What newspaper did it take?
00:53:14What's wrong with the furnace?
00:53:15Oh, I know.
00:53:15We'll have all that someday.
00:53:17All those heavenly little difficulties
00:53:19that draw two people
00:53:20closer together.
00:53:25Janie.
00:53:26That's 9.30.
00:53:28What are we waiting for now?
00:53:29Well, it's a swell gag,
00:53:34but I'm getting kind of tired of it.
00:53:37Hello.
00:53:39Oh, hello, Dad.
00:53:40Yeah, sure, go ahead
00:53:41and make it snappy, will you?
00:53:42We're just about to shove off.
00:53:43Now, listen, Sonny.
00:53:44I've got to see you at once
00:53:45about that copper stock.
00:53:46I can't tell you details
00:53:47because Janie might tell her mother
00:53:49and her mother might tip
00:53:50Peter off and spoil everything.
00:53:51Just tell her it's urgent
00:53:52and a big surprise for her.
00:53:54Surprise?
00:53:54Yeah, but that...
00:53:57Well, Dad, but...
00:53:59Well, okay, if you're sure,
00:54:01it'll only take a few minutes.
00:54:02Yes, I'll meet you.
00:54:03Okay, the Beverly Arms, yes.
00:54:05Yes, Dad, I'll come along.
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:09Janie.
00:54:10Chronicle extra,
00:54:11latest Wall Street Chronicle extra,
00:54:14extra, extra,
00:54:15Wall Street Chronicle, sir.
00:54:16Now, listen, Son,
00:54:17how would you like to make 10 bucks?
00:54:18Gee.
00:54:19Well, a couple of friends of mine
00:54:19will be along here in a minute.
00:54:20I'll give you 10 bucks
00:54:21to sell them this paper as a gag.
00:54:23You load discovered
00:54:23at Atlas International Copper Mine.
00:54:25They wouldn't fall for that, would they?
00:54:27Well, I'm gambling 10 bucks if they will.
00:54:28Okay, how will I know them?
00:54:30Now, one of them is a great, big, tall,
00:54:31handsome, blonde sailor,
00:54:32and the other's just an ordinary,
00:54:34plain, pudding-faced guy.
00:54:35Do you understand?
00:54:36Sure, yes, sir.
00:54:37Extra Wall Street Chronicle,
00:54:38extra, extra...
00:54:40Can I help you, sir?
00:54:46I just want to establish a credit here
00:54:47so I can pull my orders in.
00:54:49Oh, certainly, sir.
00:54:49To what amount?
00:54:50Oh, say, uh, $10,000.
00:54:52In what name, sir?
00:54:53Uh, Sonny Fife.
00:54:55Sonny Fife.
00:54:56That's right, Sonny Fife.
00:54:57I'll get your receipt.
00:55:06You certainly do get around.
00:55:07Oh, there he is.
00:55:22That's splendid.
00:55:23Be meticulous, it pays.
00:55:24You get a $15 raise from today.
00:55:27Well, hello, Sonny.
00:55:28Hello, Dad.
00:55:29You remember Peter Warrington.
00:55:31The third?
00:55:31Certainly.
00:55:32Say, I want that stock from Peter,
00:55:34as you suggested,
00:55:34and I got the whole thing for $1.65.
00:55:36Quite a bargain.
00:55:37My taxi fare.
00:55:38I just came along to see
00:55:39what he's going to do with it.
00:55:40Stick around and you'll see.
00:55:41I didn't know you were connected
00:55:43with this firm.
00:55:44Well, very few people do.
00:55:45There you are, Dad.
00:55:46A hundred shares.
00:55:47How much was it I promised you?
00:55:48A hundred dollars a share.
00:55:49Right.
00:55:49A hundred dollars a share
00:55:50for Atlas International Copper?
00:55:52You haven't read your morning paper.
00:55:53Hey, boy.
00:55:55Where are you going?
00:55:56I'm taking these papers up
00:55:57to Miss Fink at Mr. Hayward's office.
00:55:58Well, hurry,
00:55:59don't you know Mr. Hayward's waiting?
00:56:00Mr. Hayward died last week.
00:56:02Died?
00:56:03Why doesn't anybody
00:56:04tell me these things?
00:56:05You see,
00:56:06a hundred shares
00:56:06at a hundred dollars a share,
00:56:07that's...
00:56:08Hi, Mr. Hayward.
00:56:09Yes?
00:56:09Here's your receipt.
00:56:11Thank you, my boy.
00:56:11You've been very quick
00:56:12and efficient,
00:56:13and I shall mention it
00:56:13personally to Mr. Bowden.
00:56:15You wait here a minute, son,
00:56:16and I'll have our cashier
00:56:16make you out a check for this.
00:56:18New load discovered
00:56:19at Atlas International Copper Mines.
00:56:21There it is.
00:56:22Uh-huh.
00:56:22Hurry up.
00:56:23Yeah, I beg your pardon.
00:56:24Goodbye.
00:56:24I just established a credit
00:56:26here for $10,000.
00:56:27Please make out a check
00:56:28for the full amount.
00:56:28But you just paid in
00:56:29the $10,000 a few minutes ago.
00:56:31That is right.
00:56:32May I ask why
00:56:32you've changed your mind?
00:56:33You may.
00:56:34I sometimes do,
00:56:35so I won't get into a rut.
00:56:36Oh, I see.
00:56:37Make it out to, uh,
00:56:37Sunny Fire.
00:56:39Throw that in the wastebasket.
00:56:41This is the most spectacular
00:56:42strike in ten years,
00:56:43and it is generally predicted
00:56:44that Atlas...
00:56:45That Atlas International Copperstock
00:56:49will soar to new heights
00:56:50on the strength
00:56:50of this discovery.
00:56:51is your check made out
00:56:53for $10,000
00:56:53to Mr. Sonny Fife.
00:56:55That's exactly right.
00:56:58There you are.
00:56:59Oh, gosh, Dad, thanks.
00:57:01Let me have a look at that.
00:57:02It's a Bouton & Company
00:57:03check, all right.
00:57:04Anytime you get hold
00:57:05of any more of that stock,
00:57:06just bring it in.
00:57:07We're on the market
00:57:07for all we can pick up.
00:57:09Now, you'll have to excuse me.
00:57:10I've got to see Bouton.
00:57:11I'm a rather pressing matter.
00:57:18Flash Gordon's
00:57:19in an awful mess.
00:57:21I beg your pardon?
00:57:34Thank you very much.
00:57:40Who was that man?
00:57:41I haven't an idea.
00:57:42I know that.
00:57:44I wonder what he wanted.
00:57:46Maybe to light a cigar.
00:57:47Hi, sailor.
00:57:52Your father working
00:57:52today for a change?
00:57:53Yes, you want him?
00:57:54No, thanks, honey.
00:57:55I just want to see him.
00:57:56I have some stock for you.
00:57:58Atlas International
00:57:59Copper?
00:57:59Mm-hmm.
00:58:00A romantic souvenir.
00:58:01Well, he just stepped
00:58:02into Mr. Bouton's office.
00:58:03Come on, I'll find him for you.
00:58:04Yeah.
00:58:09Hello.
00:58:09Did you bring me that stock?
00:58:11A thousand shares.
00:58:12A friend gave it to me
00:58:13as a going-away gift
00:58:14and then he went away.
00:58:16Just in time, too.
00:58:17You don't know it,
00:58:18but even the five and ten cent store
00:58:19wouldn't handle this stuff
00:58:20until today.
00:58:21Really?
00:58:21Well, how much do you want for it?
00:58:22As much as I can get for it.
00:58:23But I'll take $50 a share.
00:58:25Well, that's more than I expected to pay.
00:58:26That's more than I expected to get
00:58:28until I heard that you wanted it.
00:58:29Very well, then.
00:58:30$50 a share.
00:58:31Mr. Bouton,
00:58:35you know that man
00:58:36that was just in here?
00:58:37No.
00:58:37Who was he?
00:58:38I don't know,
00:58:39but he's just bought
00:58:39a hundred shares
00:58:40of Atlas International Copper
00:58:41at $100 a share.
00:58:43The man must be mad.
00:58:44And now he's dickering
00:58:45for a thousand more at $50.
00:58:46The stock is worthless.
00:58:48It was, but not now.
00:58:49Look at this.
00:58:50New load discovered
00:58:51at Atlas International Copper Mines.
00:58:55Very well, then.
00:58:56$50 a share.
00:58:58That'll be an even $50,000.
00:58:59I'll get you a check for it.
00:59:00Oh, wait a minute.
00:59:00I don't want a check.
00:59:01Oh, but I'm afraid
00:59:02we don't carry
00:59:02such large sums in cash,
00:59:03do we, Bouton?
00:59:04Oh, certainly not.
00:59:06Well, it was nice seeing you.
00:59:08But you can cash about
00:59:09and then cover a check anywhere.
00:59:10The crocuses are lovely in the park.
00:59:12All right,
00:59:12if you don't mind waiting,
00:59:13I'll go to the bank
00:59:14and get cash.
00:59:14Come along, Sonny.
00:59:17Thanks very much, Bouton.
00:59:21I'll give you $55 a share
00:59:23for that stock.
00:59:24Oh, but I couldn't do that,
00:59:25could I?
00:59:26Well, $60, then,
00:59:26and you can come right along
00:59:27with me now to my bank
00:59:28and get the money.
00:59:29Oh, but Colonel Fyfe
00:59:29would be cross with me
00:59:30if he didn't get this stock.
00:59:31Well, I'll sell it to him
00:59:32later on
00:59:33if he really wants it badly.
00:59:36What do you think,
00:59:37Mr. Bouton?
00:59:38Well, Sonny,
00:59:39you've done your part
00:59:40of the deal very well,
00:59:40so back you go
00:59:41to join Janie.
00:59:42Well, at least I've got
00:59:4324 hours of my honeymoon left.
00:59:45Taxi!
00:59:50Janie!
00:59:51Janie!
00:59:51Mrs. Fyfe is gone, sir.
00:59:53What do you mean,
00:59:53gone?
00:59:54Gone where?
00:59:54I don't know, sir,
00:59:55but out she went,
00:59:56bag and baggage,
00:59:56just after Mr. Peter left her.
00:59:58What?
00:59:58Mrs. Prescott might know
00:59:59something, sir,
01:00:00if she can remember.
01:00:01Where is she?
01:00:02Well, she's gone, too, sir,
01:00:03with the senator.
01:00:04Oh.
01:00:05But they'll be back.
01:00:07I'm afraid you'll have to wait.
01:00:09What do you think
01:00:10I've been doing?
01:00:10Are you in here, my lamb?
01:00:37Oh, hello.
01:00:38I didn't expect
01:00:39to see you here.
01:00:41Well, I didn't expect
01:00:42to see you here.
01:00:43Well, I just moved in.
01:00:44So I see.
01:00:45I hope you're comfortable.
01:00:46Well, not yet,
01:00:47but I think I can make it
01:00:48fit to live in.
01:00:48It has possibilities.
01:00:50You're not being
01:00:50too optimistic.
01:00:51Well, I'll be able
01:00:52to tell better
01:00:52when I get rid
01:00:53of some of this junk.
01:00:54Oh, it was sweet of you
01:00:55to take this apartment for us.
01:00:57Yes, wasn't it?
01:00:57I knew the instant
01:00:58Peter said he was going
01:00:59to meet Sonny here
01:01:00that this was the surprise
01:01:01Sonny mentioned,
01:01:02so I thought I'd surprise
01:01:04the both of you
01:01:04and just move right in.
01:01:05Well, you certainly
01:01:06surprised me.
01:01:07I thought I'd get settled
01:01:08and take a nap
01:01:08before Sonny got here,
01:01:09but I simply couldn't
01:01:11rest in all this disorder.
01:01:12It wasn't like this
01:01:13before you came.
01:01:14Oh, say,
01:01:15do you know what I think?
01:01:17Some woman left
01:01:18this apartment in a hurry.
01:01:19Lots of her clothes
01:01:20were still in the cupboard
01:01:20in the bureau drawers.
01:01:22The police were
01:01:23probably after.
01:01:24And judging by her sayings,
01:01:26and this perfume,
01:01:28I can guess why.
01:01:29That perfume
01:01:30cost $50 a bottle.
01:01:32Good heavens,
01:01:32it's you again.
01:01:33How in the world
01:01:34did you get in here?
01:01:35With my latchkey.
01:01:36You have a latchkey
01:01:37to my flat?
01:01:38Your flat?
01:01:39So he has installed
01:01:40you here now,
01:01:41the moment my back is turned.
01:01:42Oh, gain you my land,
01:01:43that isn't exactly...
01:01:43You can't pull my wool
01:01:44over my eyes this time.
01:01:45My clothes,
01:01:47my best cats and dresses.
01:01:48Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:01:49I had no idea.
01:01:51So many of them
01:01:52were out of style.
01:01:53We'll take this,
01:01:54for instance.
01:01:56I paid $200
01:01:57for the dress.
01:01:58But how long ago?
01:01:58A month ago.
01:01:59Oh, I saw that model
01:02:00almost two years ago.
01:02:01Oh, you must be mistaken.
01:02:02That's a very smart frock.
01:02:03What do you know about it?
01:02:04Well, I don't know
01:02:05anything about it.
01:02:05What have you done?
01:02:07There, that's better,
01:02:08don't you think?
01:02:09You have ruined it.
01:02:10And this hat.
01:02:12Supposed to be amusing.
01:02:13Well, it is.
01:02:15I suppose this is
01:02:16supposed to be amusing, too.
01:02:20Sonny!
01:02:22Sonny!
01:02:25Hello!
01:02:26You got your hat on.
01:02:28Oh, thanks.
01:02:29This time you have
01:02:30gone too far,
01:02:31renting my flat
01:02:32to this woman,
01:02:32letting her wreck
01:02:33my clothes.
01:02:34Oh, look.
01:02:35Look at my beautiful
01:02:36new meek coat.
01:02:37Oh, you're an old darling
01:02:38to give it to me.
01:02:40Oh, help.
01:02:41I didn't see you.
01:02:42Now, I know
01:02:43what you're thinking,
01:02:43but you're wrong.
01:02:44Maybe you can explain this.
01:02:46Well, of course.
01:02:46We're business partners, see?
01:02:48Not this woman.
01:02:49He's my daddy.
01:02:50What?
01:02:51I was afraid
01:02:51you wouldn't marry me
01:02:52if you knew the truth.
01:02:53You know,
01:02:53I'm not 42.
01:02:54You don't think
01:02:55I ever believed that,
01:02:56do you?
01:02:57Well, then,
01:02:57you two are married.
01:02:58Yes.
01:02:59Unfortunately.
01:03:00Mother!
01:03:01What?
01:03:01Oh, but then
01:03:03this diamond clip
01:03:04is really yours.
01:03:06Yes, but you must
01:03:06keep it as a wedding gift.
01:03:08Oh, I wouldn't
01:03:08think of such a thing.
01:03:10But I insist.
01:03:15Hello?
01:03:16Hello, Dad.
01:03:17Dad, is Janie there?
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:19She's moved in.
01:03:20It seems there's been
01:03:21some small misunderstanding.
01:03:22I know.
01:03:23I just heard about it.
01:03:24Gosh.
01:03:25That was Sonny.
01:03:26Where is he?
01:03:27He's still at your house.
01:03:28Oh, good heavens.
01:03:29I'm distressing.
01:03:30Get over there at once.
01:03:31Goodbye, Daddy.
01:03:38How far to the museum?
01:03:39Two blocks over.
01:03:40Okay.
01:03:41I've got to meet my wife there.
01:03:42All right, taxi.
01:03:43Wait a minute.
01:03:45I'm sorry,
01:03:45but this is very urgent business.
01:03:47You'll have to drop me.
01:03:47It won't be far out of your way.
01:03:48Jump in.
01:03:49Anything for a man of service.
01:03:51Lovely to look.
01:03:53But I still don't understand
01:03:55where all the money came from.
01:03:56I sold the copper stock.
01:03:58I thought you said
01:03:59the stock was worthless.
01:04:00It is.
01:04:00But we made Peter think it isn't.
01:04:02Peter?
01:04:03That's the other fellow
01:04:03that Janie didn't marry.
01:04:08Thanks.
01:04:09Thanks very much.
01:04:09Pleasure anytime.
01:04:13Hey, taxi.
01:04:15Would you mind dropping me somewhere?
01:04:17I'm in such a rush.
01:04:18Well, Shirley, where are you going?
01:04:19Oh, thanks so much.
01:04:20Have in our place.
01:04:21Oh, that's funny.
01:04:21I just came from there.
01:04:23I can't...
01:04:24Well, where's Janie?
01:04:30She just went home to join you.
01:04:31Oh, gosh.
01:04:32Johnny, just a minute.
01:04:33And just then everything now.
01:04:35Here's the money back
01:04:36for your stock.
01:04:37Gosh, Dad, thanks.
01:04:38Well, you got it back
01:04:38just like you said you would.
01:04:39Now, how about a little drink, huh?
01:04:41Oh, no thanks.
01:04:41I just want to get home.
01:04:42A little drink first.
01:04:43Come on.
01:04:43A little appetizer, huh?
01:04:44Well...
01:04:45Stay!
01:04:54Come on, let's get out of here
01:04:58before another invasion.
01:05:00Come on.
01:05:04Mr. Fyfe.
01:05:05Where's Mr. Fyfe?
01:05:06He just rushed out a few minutes ago.
01:05:08Rushed out?
01:05:09She's in an awful hurry
01:05:10and your mother went
01:05:11a few minutes later.
01:05:12She said she was going
01:05:12to see the new apartment.
01:05:16I can't see you.
01:05:17Have I ever lived through this?
01:05:20I'm sorry.
01:05:21I've got to go back.
01:05:22Oh, why can't you drop me
01:05:24at the museum?
01:05:25But that's out of my way.
01:05:26But my wife is waiting there.
01:05:28How long have you been married?
01:05:30Oh, eight years.
01:05:31She'll wait.
01:05:33Yeah, I'm afraid so.
01:05:38Hello.
01:05:38Oh, hello.
01:05:40Janie isn't with you?
01:05:42No.
01:05:42Isn't she with you?
01:05:43No, we missed each other.
01:05:44Well, why don't you go and get her?
01:05:45Oh, I'm on my way.
01:05:46Oh, will you phone her, please,
01:05:47and tell her to wait there?
01:05:48Yeah, that's a good idea.
01:05:49And here's your money back
01:05:50to the stock,
01:05:50just as Dad promised,
01:05:51and Janie has the money
01:05:52that you lost at the 59 Club.
01:05:53Sonny, dear, wait.
01:05:55We came to explain
01:05:56about the money.
01:05:57Well, not now, please.
01:05:57There's no time.
01:05:58Listen, darling,
01:05:58Peter and I just concocted that story.
01:06:00He didn't take my T&W stock,
01:06:02and I didn't really lose
01:06:0450,000 at the 59 Club.
01:06:05We just made that up.
01:06:06You just made that up?
01:06:08Yes.
01:06:09But where did you get
01:06:10that Atlas International Copper stock?
01:06:11Oh, he just gave me that
01:06:12to make the story more plausible.
01:06:14And then bought it back
01:06:15from Leslie for $70,000?
01:06:16Certainly not.
01:06:17I never bought it back.
01:06:19I didn't think it mattered
01:06:20who bought it,
01:06:20as long as I saw it.
01:06:21Who did buy it?
01:06:22Bouton.
01:06:25The president of Bouton and Company.
01:06:27Yes, he outbid me.
01:06:28Then we swindled him
01:06:29out of all this money.
01:06:31Dad, do you mean
01:06:32that there really wasn't
01:06:33a new load discovered
01:06:34at the Atlas International Copper Mines?
01:06:36Why, of course there wasn't.
01:06:37But you didn't ask Bouton
01:06:38to buy that stock.
01:06:39He horned in
01:06:40trying to jip you out of it.
01:06:41Well, just the same,
01:06:42all this money's got to be given back.
01:06:44I'll take care of it, Sonny.
01:06:46Oh, thanks, Dad.
01:06:46Please, phone Janie, will you?
01:06:53Well, you have been sweet.
01:06:56Psst, keep going quick.
01:06:57My motor's dead.
01:06:58Oh, I'm not surprised.
01:07:02Janie!
01:07:05Sonny!
01:07:07Jane, where...
01:07:08What?
01:07:11Hurry, can't you,
01:07:12before they get through
01:07:13playing tag.
01:07:16Taxi!
01:07:16Oh, hello.
01:07:21Back to their fireplace.
01:07:23Say, what do you do,
01:07:24just ride back and forth?
01:07:25Mm-hmm.
01:07:26Passes the time.
01:07:40I used to sing too
01:07:42when I was a little girl.
01:07:43Really?
01:07:43No! Oh, no!
01:07:46Of course, I was much better then.
01:07:48Could be.
01:07:49Everyone said I should do something with my voice.
01:07:51But they didn't say what.
01:07:53I was only six when I first sang in public.
01:07:56And even then, the critics said I should go far.
01:07:58Oh, I can understand that.
01:08:00You sing, too? No?
01:08:02You answer your own questions, don't you?
01:08:04Ah, the bells. I love bells.
01:08:06Telephone bells. Door bells. I find them so exciting.
01:08:10Come in.
01:08:12Press. News. Tell us about your divorce, Madame Smetana.
01:08:15There is going to be no divorce.
01:08:17But your manager telephoned us.
01:08:18Come in. You can see for himself.
01:08:20My husband will give you a drink.
01:08:21Hey, that's not a bad idea.
01:08:23Gentlemen from the press, darling.
01:08:25Help yourselves, boys. Step right up.
01:08:32So long. Thanks a lot.
01:08:33We'll see you again sometime, we hope.
01:08:35I don't doubt it.
01:08:36I'm not taking any more chances. I'm walking.
01:08:38Okay. 680.
01:08:40What?
01:08:41We're off to Briarcliff, Flory. Tell Mother, will you?
01:08:44I will if you like, Madame.
01:08:45But you have so little time left.
01:08:47If I was you, I wouldn't want to spend any more of it in motor cars.
01:08:50What would you do, Flory?
01:08:52Nothing wrong with Miss Janey's apartment right here.
01:08:54That's right. There isn't.
01:08:56Thanks, Flory.
01:08:57Well, I certainly had a lot of fun for it.
01:09:00I waited so long for you at that museum.
01:09:03They began to take me for a regular exhibit.
01:09:06Where have you been?
01:09:07I wouldn't dare to tell you.
01:09:09I wouldn't dare to tell you.
01:09:29Where are they?
01:09:30They've gone...
01:09:31Come, come, come.
01:09:32To Briarcliff.
01:09:33Briarcliff.
01:09:34Bad luck.
01:09:35Yes.
01:09:36You know, we have a lot in common.
01:09:38So?
01:09:39You're a Wagnerian singer.
01:09:40I'm a Wagnerian singer.
01:09:41What have you sung Wagner?
01:09:42I sang Tannhauser at college.
01:09:43Tannhauser?
01:09:44Which row did you sing?
01:09:45I was the third pilgrim from the left in the pilgrims chorus.
01:09:46I'll show you.
01:09:53I'll show you.
01:09:57I'll show you.
01:09:59Here is my time.
01:10:03Here is the second one.
01:10:05No, thank you.
01:10:38La, la, la, la, la, la.
01:11:08La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:11:38La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:12:08La, la, la, la, la, la.
01:12:38La, la, la, la, la, la, la.