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00:00that little girl ever do to live a life of losing everything she ever loved
00:06she didn't do nothing she just wanted someone to love her to care for her to pin her drawings on
00:16the wall and I'm sitting here and I'm still alone and out there there are lights and behind the
00:31windows little girls have been tucked up by their mummies and told stories and some too
00:38and they feel happy and safe and wanted
00:48and I'm still here and I have to go out that door and face the world
00:56and everyone I see has got someone the worst part
01:02I'm seeing them complaining and fighting amongst themselves and they don't know what they got
01:11morning sleepy beauty
01:34have I been down here all night well I did try and wake up oh
01:40oh it's all the time I'm doing the caffeine are you sure that's a good idea for yesterday
01:46I'm sure it wasn't as bad as it sounds I'm not senile yet besides Mr. Leeson will kill me if I have any more time
01:55we ain't taking all this
02:06of course we're not I'm putting all this in the garage to get it out of the way for them
02:10oh you really don't have to do that Sonia this is your home
02:12we just keep it warm for you
02:14yeah
02:14I can't believe we're doing this I felt sick all morning
02:18you know what fear is good means you're up for the challenge
02:22right I'm off to see Lily I said I'd spend some time with her before we leave
02:27yeah don't forget the alba later
02:28oh really now I don't want a big fuss
02:31oh well tough because that is exactly what you're getting
02:34we heard back from everyone except Bianca
02:37she'll be there
02:39yeah
02:39so you're just gonna let her go yeah
02:44what's the matter
02:47how'd you do that
02:53Terry done it
02:55he said women like me deserved it
02:59yeah
02:59you need to tell Sonia
03:01because if he can switch like that she needs to know
03:03she won't believe me
03:04she think I'm just saying it to make her stay
03:07you need to tell her
03:08and you need to tell her now
03:09look I'm not stopping
03:14I'm just checking with Elaine knows the numbers for the alba later
03:17oh yeah
03:17oh
03:19that's Jamie
03:20I never really knew him
03:22the lovely kids I heard
03:24the only one Phil didn't screw up
03:27feels like a lifetime ago
03:29there's someone I won't miss
03:33Elaine's not a fan you know
03:35she says she's allergic but she don't like him
03:38maybe you could have him for me
03:41oh please Kath
03:42I mean he feels safe with you
03:43you know he knows your voice doesn't he
03:45well
03:46I suppose it's the least I can do
03:48right well I'll pop in to see Elaine
03:50and I'll see you over there
03:51yeah but later
03:51she's just in the lounge with the baby
03:53okay
03:53all right Kath
03:54parrot's sorted
03:56Sonia can't do this
03:59oh
04:00was last night just an act was it
04:02listen to me
04:03no no no let me guess
04:04is he a mass murderer
04:06is he Lord Lucan in disguise
04:08last night
04:10me and Terry
04:11we had words and
04:14I called mum and then
04:17when he saw her calling me back
04:19he
04:19he got physical with me
04:22Terry did that
04:30did you hurt my sister
04:47what
04:48just answer the question did you or did you not attack her
04:51oh I grabbed her arm but just to stop by giving me a right of the
04:54I'd have ripped your head off if I could
04:56so he was just offending himself he weren't just angry about you phoning mum
04:59uh no no you should have heard the things he was saying Son about me about us about women like us
05:07don't fall for it Sonia but in a couple of hours we will be on that plane
05:10don't let her get in your head
05:12I need to think
05:14where are you going
05:16just look after the baby I need to be on my own
05:18I warned you
05:23just drop dead
05:25shame last time I said that it actually worked
05:28oh she's back
05:38thought the birds stopped singing
05:40is there any way to talk to your boss
05:42nice time
05:44well you know what they say
05:45breaks as good as a rest
05:47I could have come back to better news though
05:50these gym sessions with my son
05:53they end
05:54now
05:56nah
05:57nah me and Teddy we've got an agreement
05:59oh well
06:00I'll agree it then
06:02unless
06:03of course you want another visit from my friends
06:05do it
06:06go on I dare you
06:06your friends don't work on me no more
06:09if you want me to stop seeing Barney
06:13you're gonna have to tell him yourself
06:15oh
06:15that's him now
06:16I'm gonna be late
06:18so uh
06:18that's all sorted
06:20you'll know what to find us
06:22you'll know what to find out
06:44I don't know how you swung this one.
06:59You said I couldn't see you today, that I'd have to wait for weeks.
07:01Did you put in an order, so I wasn't having it?
07:04You know me, son.
07:05Always know the right strength, so Paul, but you're going to have to get a move on.
07:08I booked a spa treatment at three, you know, I'm going to get my nails done.
07:14Have you missed me?
07:25If I had ever ignored my mother like that when I was your age,
07:28I'd have got a slap around my head side and no dinner that night.
07:32I'd like to see her try.
07:35How come you were so hot for your mother?
07:40Are you any good at falling sheets?
07:42No, my mom just froze them all in the cupboard.
07:45It's time you learned.
07:47Give me a hand.
07:49Right.
07:51Find the corners.
07:56Right.
07:58Now make it nice and straight.
08:04Good.
08:08Good.
08:09I used to do this with my grandmother.
08:15One of life's simplest pleasures she used to see.
08:20Freshly washed sheets straight from the line.
08:23Yeah.
08:24I do like fresh bedding, to be honest.
08:26Well, maybe now you can teach your mother to fall down properly.
08:30That would mean she would actually have to listen to what I want for a change.
08:33Well, honey, is there a problem at all?
08:39No.
08:42I mean, sort of.
08:45Yeah.
08:51I got in trouble a few weeks ago with the police.
08:57I see.
08:58And does your mother know?
09:02Yeah, she knows.
09:06The police, they...
09:08They thought that I had drugs on me.
09:11Oh, what...
09:12But I didn't, though.
09:15They searched me.
09:17Like, they really searched me.
09:20And how they searched you, of Arnie.
09:36Was it in an appropriate manner?
09:38According to them, it was.
09:52But they made me get naked.
09:56I beg your pardon?
09:59I had to take my clothes off in front of strangers.
10:03And I didn't even do anything wrong.
10:05But now I just keep thinking about it all the time.
10:11Shh.
10:14It's okay.
10:17It's okay.
10:19I've got you.
10:26Something funny?
10:30Just video pranks of that.
10:33You boys know my son, right?
10:38Barney Mitchell.
10:40Yeah.
10:42We know him.
10:43Then you'll know he's been at the gym lately, trying to get buff.
10:45Barney.
10:46Between you and me,
10:48Zach thinks he could do with a bit of encouragement, you know?
10:51Mates cheering him on from the sideline, that sort of thing.
10:55Yeah.
10:57He can do that.
10:58Good.
10:59He's in the gym now, actually.
11:00You know, if you're not busy.
11:03I mean, don't tell him I told you,
11:06but he's dead set on trying to win over that Barney girl.
11:09He likes a Barney.
11:10Oh, look at me.
11:12Embarrassing mum.
11:19Mum's the word.
11:21Yeah?
11:21Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:22Yeah.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Yeah.
11:25Yeah.
11:26Yeah.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Yeah.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Yeah.
11:30Yeah.
11:30Yeah.
11:36Those things first, and most importantly, is he better looking at me?
11:40I'm kidding.
11:41Of course he ain't.
11:43So, you believe me, Agade, you don't think she's making up?
11:47No.
11:47I believe her.
11:48Well, then there's your answer.
11:50So what?
11:50Just scrap building a relationship with my dad?
11:52I mean, what if he was defending himself?
11:56I mean, regardless of where I go a rule with, do you really blame me for wanting to get away?
12:01So, you're saying about your dad, this is about you leaving Walford and not for some extended holiday you're thinking about going for good?
12:10But it's my home.
12:11No.
12:12No.
12:13No.
12:14No.
12:15No.
12:16No.
12:17No.
12:18No.
12:19No.
12:20No.
12:21No.
12:22No.
12:23No.
12:24No.
12:27No.
12:28Why me, Agade?
12:29Why this, Uncle Talbot?
12:30Well…
12:33…I suppose you're the closest thing I've had to a barber figure since Ellen.
12:38Don't get me wrong, he was great.
12:40But you know…
12:42…I've spent my whole life watching people doing things with their real dads…
12:45…when I've never had a clue who mine was.
12:48Those few months when I thought it was you,
12:52I finally knew what it was like.
12:59Oh, you.
13:04You're going to make my mascara run.
13:08My old mate, God bless him.
13:11He'd give me two pieces of advice, though.
13:13I've always stumbled.
13:14Well, good decisions come from experience by experience,
13:19and it comes from bad decisions.
13:21A woman's earning, Coastal, never stops.
13:25And the second?
13:27It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
13:32Food for the way.
13:34Whatever happens from you, keep in touch, yeah?
13:38Of course I will.
13:39Make sure you look after that parrot.
13:42He knows all my pen numbers.
13:44That's it, buddy, mate.
13:49Go all the way up.
13:50Good, good, good.
13:50Two more, two more.
13:51Push.
13:52Go on, mate.
13:56Sorry.
13:56Sorry?
13:57What are you talking about?
13:57We go to failure, and that's what you did.
13:59Well done.
13:59Well, I reckon my mom can lift more than that.
14:02Hey, what are you doing?
14:03Put that phone away.
14:04Don't worry, I've got the shot.
14:06Are you filming me?
14:07Well, houses are finding me to know you've been bulking up.
14:09She won't tell from them moms.
14:10Phone away now.
14:12Get out of the gym.
14:12I thought you wanted an audience for them.
14:15Let's cheer them on, aren't we?
14:16Are you sure invited?
14:17Of course I didn't.
14:18Hey, look, it's about to crack.
14:20Get that on video, quick.
14:21Thanks for nothing.
14:22Go on, what are you doing?
14:24Barney, where you going?
14:25Barney, mate!
14:27Get out of the gym!
14:28So, how do you know Sonia?
14:45Oh, um, well, since she was a little girl, um, Claire was best mates with her back in the day.
14:53Oh, um, about yesterday.
14:58No, no, no.
14:59I get confused sometimes.
15:02There's always nothing to worry about.
15:03Oh, it's okay to not be okay, you know.
15:08I'm bipolar.
15:08And my daughter's bipolar too, so, um, out of all the many things that we've learnt, um, we learnt that I keep things bottled up and pretending that everything's okay doesn't really work out in the end.
15:23So, um, if, if, if, if, if, if you'd like to talk to someone, well, you know where I am.
15:30Oh, no, no, no, thank you.
15:37Do you think she'll mind having a leave and doing a gay bar?
15:39You're kidding, innit?
15:42Your cousin Sonia, well, she's got form with the ladies.
15:45Yeah, she did that before it was trendy.
15:47Did it?
15:48I don't think you can say that, though.
15:49I just did.
15:51She's so hilarious, she.
15:52The champagne's getting warm.
15:55Oh, did you see it?
15:55Yeah.
16:01And this is not making a fuss.
16:03Would you think we let you slip off without giving you a send-off?
16:05Oh.
16:06Ah.
16:07And Phil's playing for the drink, so I'm getting me Maysworth.
16:09You've changed your tune, now there's a free bath.
16:12I'm just messing, all right?
16:13And about the other day, I'm sorry.
16:17I overreacted.
16:18An apology for me and Bill?
16:20Hmm?
16:20I'm happy.
16:21Champagne to the ready.
16:24Toast incoming, yeah?
16:27Sore sense in the end, then?
16:29That's my girl.
16:30Much above, then.
16:31Speech, speech.
16:32Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech.
16:36Uh, seriously, I don't know what to say.
16:41Thank you, you know, all of you.
16:44And not just for this, but for supporting me
16:47in the last few months.
16:50And years.
16:52Some of you, even decades.
16:54If it takes a village to raise a child,
16:57then there's definitely a few of you in here
16:59who have put the hours in.
17:01Yeah, well, it's time well spent, if you ask me.
17:04Come on, everybody, to Sonia!
17:05Sonia!
17:05Sonia!
17:10Hang on a sec, I won't be a minute.
17:15Oh, imagine.
17:20Yonka!
17:22Why don't you come in, have a drink?
17:25Son, you can't go.
17:27There's something not right about it.
17:28Don't give up, do you?
17:30Listen, she's my sister.
17:32She's just looking out for me.
17:34Anyway.
17:35I've made my mind up.
17:37I am going to go away, just not with him.
17:40What?
17:41You are joking.
17:42I mean, it's all sorted.
17:43We've made plans.
17:45Yeah, I know.
17:45But my plans have changed.
17:47It was a very kind offer, Terry.
17:50All right?
17:51And even you suggesting it has made me realise what I need,
17:53and it ain't Warford right now.
17:55So I thank you for that.
17:57I'm going to go and stay with Whit for a bit,
17:59you know, get some clarity,
18:01and then decide where we're going to settle.
18:04But it won't be Randy.
18:06Sonia, I'm handing you all this on a plate here.
18:10My mind's made up.
18:12And you, you'd do anything not to end up on your own, wouldn't you?
18:15Even if it makes everyone else unhappy,
18:18you are just like your...
18:19Go on.
18:20Why don't you finish that sentence?
18:22Just like my mum?
18:23Yeah, well, at least I know now.
18:25All those years ago when I walked out on you,
18:27yeah, I made the right choice.
18:29You're nothing but a bunch of freeloading chavs,
18:31the lot of you.
18:32You want to say that again?
18:34What's this, the lynch mob?
18:35Why don't you stay around a bit longer, Terri,
18:37and maybe you'll find out.
18:39I'm really sorry, son.
18:57I know how much you wanted that to work out.
18:59Yeah, well, it's lost, isn't it?
19:07Why don't we go and have a little drink in there, eh?
19:10I'll meet you back at home.
19:11They were just, like, picking on me and laughing.
19:24Oh, so much.
19:25One of them filmed it.
19:26I know that I like it.
19:27I've got you.
19:28Who does something like that?
19:31Come on, Mum.
19:32I've got you.
19:35I've got you.
19:41I know you're feeling sorry for yourself,
19:42but anything but that.
19:44Yes, thanks very much.
19:46Did you need that from the party?
19:48No, it was on the ass.
19:49Oi!
19:50The money for the flights.
19:52I want it back.
19:54Well, yeah, I mean, if that's all you worry about,
19:56you can have your money.
19:57You're really not bright, are you?
19:59It's not about the money.
20:00I come back here to make amends,
20:01to prove I was a nice guy.
20:04So you didn't come back here for me at all?
20:06This has always been about you, hasn't it?
20:08I wish I'd met a fortune teller back in the 80s.
20:10I would have not gone with your mother,
20:12and the world would have been spared
20:13from the oxygen-breathing waste.
20:15Are you kidding me?
20:18Oi!
20:22Oi, let me out!
20:24Oi!
20:26We should probably let him out.
20:29Yeah, probably.
20:31Maybe we should give him time to calm down first.
20:34That's a good idea.
20:35You weren't very happy about those tickets.
20:38I need to.
20:38Asked me to bring him out here.
20:43We can't, can we?
20:44It's theft.
20:45Is it?
20:46Really?
20:46Probably little Jackson you, ain't you?
20:48Well, you said your goodbyes.
20:49You packed your bags.
20:51What about you?
20:52What about me?
20:54Someone's got to be here to let him out.
20:55Can't stand the man, but I've been where he is.
20:58No, come on, come.
20:59We've got four tickets.
21:00Oh, it's...
21:02His name's on the ticket.
21:03We can pay for a name change.
21:07What?
21:08Come on.
21:09Really?
21:12All right?
21:13I can't pack this stuff.
21:16All right, shut up, you.
21:18We'll let you out eventually when you be quiet.
21:20You need a bit of time in there to think about your behavior.
21:23I just got your text.
21:34Why'd the change your form?
21:36You have a very brave girl here.
21:40Are you going?
21:42Your mom will take things from here.
21:43Tickets are one thing, but...
21:54Oh, it's fine.
21:56Listen, it's a hired car.
21:57He was going to leave it at the airport anyway.
21:59And the boat?
22:00Oh, we'll leave that here.
22:00That's a Terry problem.
22:02So you are going then?
22:03Yeah, well, you know.
22:05They've had a bit of an upgrade on their companion gene.
22:08You know what I mean?
22:09George, do me a favor.
22:11There's a really angry man in that garage around there.
22:14Would you just wait at least about three hours before you let him out?
22:19Understood.
22:20A bit terrible, you know, because I was only at the party for two minutes.
22:23I don't think you're going to do a French exit on my watch.
22:26This is your party, darling.
22:27Drink it in.
22:29Kat, I'm going to miss you.
22:30You've got to be mad.
22:31And you, you old tunt.
22:33Don't start me off on my scoural run.
22:35Hardly.
22:36Put that on with the child, that make-up thing.
22:37Yeah, I do.
22:38Look after her out there.
22:39Oh, whatever.
22:40She might be getting on a bit.
22:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:41She's still not going to stay out of trouble.
22:43If you can't be good, be good at it, yeah?
22:45Go on.
22:45I can't do this again.
22:47Lovely.
22:48Lovely.
22:49Lex, this ain't going to unlock without a key, darling.
22:51Have you told me before?
22:53First time for everything.
22:53Oh, I can't believe it.
22:54Where is Sonia?
22:55Come on, Sonia.
22:56We're going to miss the flight.
22:57Come on.
23:09Goodbye, Martin.
23:10I'll always keep you with me.
23:13I'll always keep you with me.
23:17Hello, darling.
23:18Hi.
23:19Oh, Sonia.
23:20See you, Nigel.
23:22Help yourself.
23:23Bye, honey.
23:24Oh, thank you.
23:25See you.
23:26Oh, come on.
23:28Right, you.
23:28Trouble.
23:29Tell me more about you.
23:30See you on the socials.
23:32Oh, bless you, babe.
23:33See you on the socials.
23:34Sonia.
23:35Sorry, I'll forget.
23:38Are you serious?
23:40What?
23:40Alfie said you need a bigger place.
23:42Sonia, that's very kind of you.
23:43You can't just give us your house.
23:45I ain't going to do that, am I?
23:46You don't know.
23:47Shh.
23:48When George and I move back into the Vic,
23:50you can rent it.
23:52I don't know what to say.
23:53Well, there's dots, remember,
23:55so whatever you're doing there,
23:57you should be watching.
24:01Love you.
24:02All right, look after her.
24:05All right.
24:08Come on, then.
24:09You know what?
24:10If we're going to leave,
24:11let's leave in Starwick.
24:12It'll be a laugh.
24:12Come on, in the boat.
24:13Go, Son, get out of there, Gil.
24:15Get out of there.
24:15No!
24:17Go, get that leg over.
24:19Woo-hoo!
24:19So, what's the plan, then?
24:24You going to Bali, or...?
24:25Well, yeah, that's where we're going to start off.
24:27Bex is going to find us some visas and everything,
24:29and we're just going to wing it.
24:30Well, listen, choose somewhere out, yeah?
24:32Because I'm going to come and visit you.
24:33Oh, ma.
24:35Love you.
24:35Love you.
24:36Thanks for everything, yeah?
24:37Got an idea, look, for old times' sake,
24:38as we drive off.
24:39Come on, it'll be a laugh.
24:40Oh, Bianca.
24:41We'll put it in the bin when we get to Stan's did.
24:43Shall I?
24:44Yeah!
24:46Oh, my God, my God.
24:49Oh, my God, my God, my God.