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00:00hmm what is it though it's a little kid what's happening what are they doing
00:05skittles on the face that's one way to feed your child that is one big sugar
00:09rush about to happen I am like that child has such self-discipline she
00:15didn't dungeon time oh no okay okay so this is like some padding for it or what
00:27I guess so I'm using a 3d gun okay I feel like yeah it's sharper now so if you
00:34bump into it it's not as smooth you're gonna actually scrape yourself you failed
00:39successfully I don't want to do maths maths is boring it's true it's a fact
00:44trigomometry you're the worst trigomometry ever yeah trigomom he triggered me all
00:54the time what is this I always wanted aqua pearls but I never knew like where
01:05do you get them from you know like craft stores and stuff I guess oh it's it's
01:12flower shop it's a calculator you can get them in a flower oh yeah yeah good for
01:15growing plants right exactly what does this have to do with what is the math at
01:22all because it was it was a calculator oh really with fingers oh cute oh what if
01:27you have to do like you know algebra or something like that then it's the wrong
01:31class you need a bunch of a bunch you came into the wrong class look at that okay try to
01:38color within the lines please let me sleep I want another picture no this ah funnel or you
02:04could just use a funnel looks like a docking Ewing wow it's the got in the
02:09goblet of fire the the goblet of fire what's the Indiana Jones the the holy
02:16grail the holy grail best dad dude that looks like your older brother not your dad
02:21never I would eat all of those in a second oh gosh cavity galore
02:29all right oh from inside yeah yeah and then your phones all covered in sand and
02:34so she has a nightlight oh that's cool that's kind of cool but those bubbles yeah
02:42there were bubbles and stuff I guess I guess it's like children's photo house your kid
02:46just has like a bunch of sun in their eyes cute let me get a gold chain you know make
02:52it's all better what does that do what is she trying to do there stop it won't move no now I
03:02can finally take a photo of you I was so bad with photos when I was little I used to like
03:07whenever my mom's like okay smile I'm like that would make the funniest you know you know what they
03:12say it's usually it's usually children and animals that are the most hard to film really
03:17worse yeah well yeah we don't we don't care about that stuff you can't control them we don't have
03:21that ego you know they don't care only moms need these photos exactly exactly I'm not insecure my mom
03:27is watermelon dress you probably dry or cauliflower I know vegetables I know vegetables oh okay so
03:38in our foot eggshell that's how it happens yeah if you didn't know that's how we were born right
03:48like the bird dropped the egg into my mom's house and she just gave the kids a spray paint yeah
03:53yeah that's how it happens with the crane okay we got a cool butterfly look mommy it's a butterfly I'm
04:01pretty sure the butterfly would fly away if you're just like but oh no don't go I'm so sad but you
04:06still have the memory in your heart forever it's okay I'm gonna make you a butterfly wow I just took
04:11it out of my bum how fast did she just make that oh a lot of little butterflies wow she fly away that's
04:21beautiful look at the evolution of butterfly man woman butterfly man woman oh it's like she's a giant
04:28that's cool I want to be the star of something I'd love to be the star of something did you guys ever
04:35want to be actors when you were younger oh no yeah yeah you want to be an actor I always wanted to
04:40be an actor I think um I wanted to be a dictator I still want to be an actor yeah me too I want to
04:46be an actor too but something I was thinking what actor would you be like what actually do you want
04:52to be like you know like I was always like Leonardo DiCaprio um Brad Pitt me too me too actually yeah
04:59yeah yeah yeah okay very cool John Hill Stalin oh my gosh stop get out of here
05:08ew that's so creepy that is so creepy
05:12I blanked it and didn't notice how they make this it's like slender man yeah it's two little slender man
05:17okay you're boring oh yeah okay what are they making here some lips some lips okay
05:24oh what oh okay oh oh for a little costume dress up yes I had a friend who had a whole closet filled
05:32with these they made them there's themselves and they had like different superhero masks different
05:36whatever it was awesome did they bring them to parties um they they you know they weren't invited
05:40to many parties that's the way they have them all right copy the fort what's gonna happen
05:48okay oh oh so they can see if it's the right size you can also just remember what size you are
05:56I don't know my kid's size
06:02careful there don't do that idiot
06:04now she just flies away oh no oh that's silly that's cool okay also like um why
06:17okay we got this nice garden background yep she doesn't look happy she looks very upset actually
06:24now she's gonna be yeah happy dance a bit yeah okay so okay so the gist is this movement yeah movement
06:32and being happy is for sure it that's how a little boy was hitting on her and giving her a flower
06:37that's how you do it
06:41what that was not they photoshopped that so bad
06:46no yeah
06:49because you can't have a normal shower no yeah a little gadget that you can just wash when you were
06:55a kid did you ever try to like uh wash your hair in the bath and the soap would just never leave
06:59your hair no this is why you have to find new solutions to these things makes sense i don't
07:05remember you don't remember i remember everything i remember the moment i was born
07:09literally okay i was back right no yeah like literally i was like i was out of there and then
07:14i was in this like a small plastic uh bathtub oh yeah it was red yeah it was shiny and it was plastic
07:20and i remember specifically being in that bathtub afterwards there's a little bit of a jump
07:25um i was naked the whole time really embarrassing uh you feel embarrassed yeah i still feel a feel
07:31that embarrassment from baby me who was naked the whole time interesting it's interesting yeah
07:41ew so many things to say use some uh some tissues dude why just get the tissue
07:49what is this thing he's big boy i guess no but listen kids kids feet grow all the time that's
07:55true so it makes sense to do that actually need to change like by the time she goes out for shopping
07:59she can come back and it grew like a centimeter exactly yeah it's also with kids clothes that's
08:04why they have so many hand-me-downs they don't buy new clothes for your kids if you're buying gucci shirts
08:08and clothes for your kids um don't think about it waste the money yeah they're gonna grow out of that in two
08:15seconds and you're gonna have to give it to your like your sister that you don't like so
08:18they're gonna have me down gucci hand me down yeah it's like a homemade marker
08:24somebody ate this one yeah it is just why don't you just get some markers true yeah nah i ain't about
08:30that life i'm about the five minute craft marker yeah everything i do is a five minute craft i live in
08:35a five minute craft house i eat five minute crap yeah it just collapses instantly click take a picture before
08:42it collapses no guys they're doing good no yeah yeah yeah i live in a situation
08:50a five minute craft house yeah we should have that they provided me after firing
08:59we don't want you to be five minute homeless five minute homeless okay sorry get out of here
09:07everyone needs to go oh it's a stretch ball yay why would your kid be stressing yeah i know what do
09:13they have to stress about they get all the food made for them they just have to eat sleep and poop dude
09:18and maybe learn some numbers and color inside the lines yeah color inside the lines dang it
09:26you did a good job hey mommy i made you a rainbow oh that's cute but rainbows actually don't look like that in
09:31your life try again try again i'm not impressed so this is how to make a tracing yeah oh gosh yeah
09:40that's cool now it's on his lunchbox so all the kids at school no his mommy can be jealous
09:46love the rainbows no it's a key race no wow that's so cool that's look sick i'm gonna make everything
09:53get out of there wow all my clothes are made up don't touch that freaking thing no okay
10:02good
10:06you