Pintar-Pintaran | Doyok Kadir Full Movie
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00:00:00Hey, listen to this rap, before you go, before cassette
00:00:24Rasanya hidup sering kepepe, kalau kepinten, udah keplesen
00:00:27Pinter-pinteran, bode jaman sekarang
00:00:29Sikut-sikut tak, pokok menjarin orang
00:00:31Halloween, a lo, dia, atau sembarat
00:00:33Yang penting機會 dapat duit dapat parang
00:00:35Hey, enam lu memang enam
00:00:37Seber orang ada, orang bagal kecuman
00:00:38Ini pepatah, udah layer di luar
00:00:40Tapi sekarang tak jadi kenyataan
00:00:42Mas gak biasa manik
00:00:44Pewak akal dong biar gak digundul
00:00:46Kencang, greg
00:00:47Wah-huh, kok ini?
00:00:50Paju kamu?
00:00:51Waduh, dua set juga, lu buka kali
00:00:54Where are you?
00:01:07Just a minute.
00:01:09The water is dirty.
00:01:14Let's take a little bit.
00:01:16Just let me try.
00:01:18It's the only thing I want to use.
00:01:20How are you?
00:01:24Where are you?
00:01:25Seminar.
00:01:26Oh, yeah.
00:01:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:30Selamat berkaya.
00:01:34Aduh.
00:01:35How are you?
00:01:37Wah.
00:01:38Wah.
00:01:39Wah.
00:01:40Kayak kiri.
00:01:45Lagu lambada,
00:01:47Orang bilang enak,
00:01:49Karena sairnya,
00:01:50Kue udah limpa.
00:01:52Kue ganti aja deh.
00:01:54Nama lagu baru,
00:01:56Kan cuma Victor,
00:01:58Film ini.
00:01:59Aduh.
00:02:00Aduh.
00:02:01Aduh.
00:02:02Kurang aja ya.
00:02:03Ayo sini.
00:02:04Kebunakan kau berani sama pamannya.
00:02:07Ayo.
00:02:08Tak balas pokoknya kamu ya.
00:02:10Ayo.
00:02:11Tak bisa.
00:02:12Wah.
00:02:13Ya et alamela mi muero.
00:02:43Older.
00:02:47lettered..
00:02:48Order.
00:02:49Order.
00:02:50Order.
00:02:51Yang mana pak?
00:02:54Wah yang itu jelek pak.
00:02:55Ad 1968 lebih bagus.
00:02:56Yang mana dir?
00:02:57Yang ini model baru.
00:02:58Marlon.
00:02:59Ya.
00:03:00Uuuh.
00:03:01Gini dia.
00:03:02Tunggu pak.
00:03:03Tenang aja pak situ abang.
00:03:04Iya pak Pak.
00:03:05Ambilan jalanannya.
00:03:06Aduh susah amat sih.
00:03:07Gapa terjeke.
00:03:08Oh what is that?
00:03:10I'm going to get a lot of fat.
00:03:12Let's go to the bag.
00:03:14Let's go to the bag.
00:03:16That's right.
00:03:18I'm going to buy the bag.
00:03:20The bag is 30.000.
00:03:22Oh, the bag is the bag.
00:03:24I'm going to buy it.
00:03:26I'm going to buy it.
00:03:28Let's go.
00:03:30Hey, you're not a good guy.
00:03:32I'm going to buy it now.
00:03:34I'm going to buy it.
00:03:36необходимо to buy it.
00:03:38Oh, aduh...
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00:04:04Oh kakinya tiga
00:04:34Waduh selamat digulung nih
00:04:36Gua ada akal sekarang
00:04:38Hehehe
00:04:40Ditelan pelan-pelan
00:04:44Terus
00:04:46Terus
00:04:48Ya terus laku
00:04:50Ya
00:04:52Mencuri mangga tetangga
00:04:54Lalu
00:05:08Sudah dipaku gini
00:05:10Tak bakal ngapuan dia
00:05:12Masih lho
00:05:14Sekarang kita gosok
00:05:18Enggak cukup dir
00:05:20Kita cabut pakunya
00:05:22Langsung dilipat
00:05:24Orang sekarang
00:05:26Tapi cuma ngomong
00:05:28Hmm
00:05:30Kamu yuk
00:05:34Ah lu kan same sama gue
00:05:36Berdua
00:05:38Berdua
00:05:44Orang sekarang
00:05:46Alias
00:05:48Ya sosial
00:05:58Akunya pernah ke Jakarta
00:06:00Ngomongnya
00:06:02Loh gue
00:06:04Loh gue
00:06:06Nyatanya sudah 2 jam dah
00:06:07Nyampe yuk
00:06:08Gue taunya cuma di televisi
00:06:10Nah sekarang gini
00:06:12Kita selidiki
00:06:14Dimana letak kesalahannya
00:06:16Lu tenang aja
00:06:18Yang penting nyampe
00:06:20Sekarang kita laca
00:06:22Ini terminal
00:06:26Ini jalan keluar
00:06:28Ini jalan keluar
00:06:30Ini jalan keluar
00:06:32Nah tadi kita lewat sini
00:06:34Masa terminal gambarnya kayak sasaran tembak
00:06:36Terbunder gini yuk
00:06:38Ngaco aja lu buka
00:06:42Kotak kotak kosong di dalam kotak
00:06:44Yuk kita mulai gedir
00:06:46Loh
00:06:48Gambarmu sasaran tembak itu dibawa orang itu
00:06:51Kalau aku bawa bestel tak tembak
00:06:53Kena burungnya itu
00:06:56Gue tau sekarang
00:06:57Waktu itu keluar terminal
00:06:59Kita belok kiri
00:07:00Tadi sebelum keluar terminal
00:07:01Kita belok kiri
00:07:02Pantas kita nyasar
00:07:05Orang menurut pak D
00:07:07Rumahnya itu dari terminal jarak 50 meter
00:07:10Papa hari ini keluar kota
00:07:12Besok berbalik
00:07:13Iya pak
00:07:14Bagaimana
00:07:15Mamamu jadi pulang hari ini
00:07:17Jadi apaan
00:07:19Mama kemarin terlokal dari Solo
00:07:20Mama bilang dari Solo mau ke Surabaya
00:07:22Abis dari Surabaya mau ke Bali
00:07:24Terus dari Bali katanya mau ikut antur ke Pulau Komodo
00:07:27Eh
00:07:28Pulau Komodo
00:07:29Mamamu ini bagaimana
00:07:31Sudah tahu papa sering keluar kota
00:07:33Ini malah ngeluyur ke Bali ke Pulau Komodo
00:07:35Kenapa tidak kira-kira sekalian
00:07:37Om
00:07:38Apa
00:07:39Ini ada koran dari Kadir
00:07:43Koran
00:07:44Kamu sudah satu bulan tinggal di Indonesia
00:07:46Ini namanya surat bukan koran
00:07:48Ya
00:07:49Surat
00:07:50Ya brief
00:07:51Oh
00:07:56Berhenti jadi penjahit
00:07:58Kenapa sih pak
00:07:59Kok kagetnya sampai mencolok banget
00:08:01Si Kadir
00:08:02Si Kadir ini masih jalan ke penangan papa
00:08:06Setahu papa
00:08:07Dia ini seorang penyanyi
00:08:08Kok tiba-tiba dia berhenti
00:08:11Jadi penjahit
00:08:12Sejak kapan dia jadi tukang penjahit
00:08:15Penjahit
00:08:17Nah lo
00:08:18Sekarang dia mau ke Jakarta
00:08:20Jadi tukang sulap
00:08:21Biarin aja pak
00:08:22Daripada jadi garong
00:08:24Bukan begitu
00:08:25Masalahnya dia memondok disini
00:08:27Dan membawa kemonakannya yang namanya doyok
00:08:30Bagus dong pak
00:08:31Rumah ini kan jadi gak sepi
00:08:34Tapi baiklah
00:08:36Kalian harus hati-hati
00:08:38Papa perik dulu
00:08:40Ya pak
00:08:41Tapi ingat
00:08:42Sebelum mamamu pulang
00:08:44Jangan kemana-mana
00:08:45Siap bos
00:08:47Ya
00:08:49Ya
00:08:50Mbak Helen
00:08:58Ada atas migran
00:08:59Tampaknya rampok
00:09:00Tapi ngakunya tukang sulap
00:09:02Hah? Tukang sulap dirampok?
00:09:03Eh mbak, mbak
00:09:04Bukan
00:09:05Mbak
00:09:06Itu orang Belanda
00:09:07Gak ngerti-ngerti juga ya om mohon kita
00:09:08Ada apa sih?
00:09:09Itu ada orang
00:09:10Ngakunya namanya Kadir
00:09:11Dan katanya tukang sulap
00:09:13Loh
00:09:14Surat sama orang kok datangnya bareng
00:09:16Eh udah dulu ya
00:09:17Ada yang mau gue curigain
00:09:20Orang ajar itu membantu
00:09:22Masa kita keponakannya bos disangka trans migran
00:09:26Kalau gue sih gak ada tampang trans migran
00:09:29Jadi bapak-bapak ini yang merampok tukang sulap?
00:09:37Wah waduh
00:09:38Oh kita disangka merempok tukang sulap
00:09:40Saya ini keponakannya Pak Nugroho
00:09:42Mirna
00:09:43Mirna
00:09:44Mirna
00:09:45Mereka mau merampok Pak Nugroho
00:09:47Bo
00:09:48Ini malah kacun
00:09:49Ada apa sih?
00:09:51Bapak-bapak ini mau merampok Pak Nugroho
00:09:53Hah?
00:09:54Saya ini Kadir
00:09:56Ponakannya Pak Nugroho
00:09:57Oh Mas Kadir
00:09:59Bukinya mana?
00:10:00Surat-surat?
00:10:01Hmm?
00:10:02Tadi surat sudah dibaca sih
00:10:03Kamu diam aja dulu
00:10:05Mana KTP?
00:10:06Ya ketinggalan non
00:10:07Lah
00:10:09Gimana saya bisa percaya kalau bapak-bapak ini
00:10:11Keponakannya bapak saya?
00:10:12Apa sampai anda baca surat?
00:10:14Di dalam surat itu kan sudah dijelaskan
00:10:16Kalau saya keponakannya
00:10:18Dulu menyanyi
00:10:19Terus menjahit
00:10:20Sekarang jadi penyulap
00:10:22Kutihin dulu sekarang kalau emang bisa sulap
00:10:24Oke
00:10:26Ayo yuk
00:10:27Kamu yang merokok
00:10:28Saya yang merasa
00:10:29Tolong perhatikan kemari
00:10:41Oh bagus ya
00:10:47Perhatikan lagi kemari
00:10:49Oh keluar asip
00:10:59Itu asap Helen
00:11:01Perhatikan lagi kemari
00:11:08Aduh aduh aduh penat
00:11:09Aduh aduh
00:11:10Hah?
00:11:11Penat
00:11:12Bohong mama
00:11:13Bohong kamu
00:11:14Bohong kamu
00:11:15Nenang
00:11:16Maaf maaf maaf maaf
00:11:17Tak apa-apa
00:11:18Sedikit ada kesalahan teknis
00:11:20Sekarang yuk
00:11:21Giliran show yang kedua
00:11:23Tenang
00:11:24Tenang
00:11:25Sekarang show kedua
00:11:27Dari dalam topi
00:11:28Akan keluar kelinci
00:11:30Nah soal menyulap saya paling jago
00:11:32Ini sulap warisan nenek moyang saya
00:11:34Kosong
00:11:35Kosong
00:11:36Kosong
00:11:37Awas
00:11:39Yah
00:11:40Janda jande jando
00:11:42Jandanya doyok
00:11:43Jandaku jandanya tetangga
00:11:45Awas
00:11:47Pemucukan
00:11:49Mas раздел
00:11:50Gila kamu
00:11:56Hora minat kamu ya
00:11:57Europi saya suruh ngisi kelinci
00:12:01Kamu isi ular
00:12:02Salah bawa gue
00:12:04Itu tetap punya
00:12:05Khusus elap ular
00:12:06hei
00:12:08Bapak ternyata tidak bisa membuktikan diri
00:12:11Penipu
00:12:14Corupsi ya!
00:12:16Aduh!
00:12:17Aduh Belanda, diem dulu deh!
00:12:19Tenang!
00:12:20So masih tetap berlanjut!
00:12:22Borgol, sekali ciup, lepas sendiri!
00:12:26Yuk, ambil borgol!
00:12:28Ayo!
00:12:29Ntar dulu, udah jalan belum ulernya?
00:12:31Ah!
00:12:33Hehehehe!
00:12:34Mana dia ulernya?
00:12:35Oh, udah jalan tuh!
00:12:39Oh, kucing!
00:12:41Wah, gak ada!
00:12:43Gak ada, dir!
00:12:44Ketigalan kali di Jawa!
00:12:46Waduh!
00:12:47Bagaimana ini?
00:12:48Jangan takut!
00:12:49Papa punya borgol!
00:12:50Dipinjemin sama temennya yang polisi!
00:12:52Bentar ya!
00:12:53Ya, ya!
00:12:54Hei!
00:12:55Apa itu borgol?
00:12:56Korupsi!
00:12:57Goblok banget ini!
00:12:58Kamu jangan main-main ya, saya tanya betul-betul!
00:13:01Yes, yes!
00:13:02Helen!
00:13:03Kamu borgol dia di tiang bendera!
00:13:04Ya!
00:13:05Kamu sini!
00:13:06Come here!
00:13:07Oke, I know, I know!
00:13:13Ayo, dir!
00:13:14Tiup, dir!
00:13:15Ayo, dir!
00:13:16Tiup, dir!
00:13:17Ayo, dir!
00:13:18Tiup, dir!
00:13:19Ayo, dir!
00:13:20Tiup, dir!
00:13:21Ayo, dir!
00:13:22Tiup, dir!
00:13:23Ayo, tiup!
00:13:24Ayo!
00:13:25Ayo, tiup!
00:13:26Ayo!
00:13:27Bukan gue!
00:13:28Dia yang bagian tiup!
00:13:29Ayo, dir!
00:13:31Tiup lagi, dir!
00:13:32Tiup, tiup!
00:13:34Kepanamu yang ditiup!
00:13:35Ini borgol beneran!
00:13:37Ayo, dir!
00:13:38Ayo, dir!
00:13:39Ayo, dir!
00:13:40Lepas!
00:13:41Biar di tiup!
00:13:42Dir!
00:13:43Coba lagi, dir!
00:13:44Tiup, dir!
00:13:45Dibilang gak bisa kok!
00:13:46Tiup, tiup terus!
00:13:49Bukan, non!
00:13:50Kuncinya dibawa papa!
00:13:51Papa baru pulang besok!
00:13:52Jadi tunggu aja!
00:13:53Helen!
00:13:54Masuk!
00:13:55Waduh, yuk!
00:13:56Sampai besok pagi kita, yuk!
00:13:58Yaaay!
00:14:05Tua bisa lolos!
00:14:06Ya!
00:14:07Ada penjolan lagi!
00:14:09heaaay!
00:14:10Haaah!
00:14:11Heiiii!
00:14:12Yah!
00:14:13Yah!
00:14:14Yah!
00:14:16Yah!
00:14:17Yah!
00:14:18Yah...
00:14:19Yah...
00:14:20Ada penjolan lagi.
00:14:21Yah...
00:14:23Yah!
00:14:24Yah!
00:14:26Yah!
00:14:27Yah, yah...
00:14:29Yah...
00:14:30Aduh, kena amat gue buka baju nih mesti...
00:14:34Yah...
00:14:35Oh, yeah, there are a lot of bulls in the morning.
00:14:39Eat in the morning.
00:14:41Let's go there.
00:14:42Please take the bag.
00:14:44Let's take the bag again.
00:14:45Oh, yeah.
00:14:48Oh, it's so good.
00:14:53Oh, it's so good.
00:14:55Tukang Sulap.
00:14:56Eat in the morning.
00:14:58Let's go there.
00:15:00When did you come back?
00:15:03Dibilangin besok baru pulangnya.
00:15:05Pawel.
00:15:06Jahat nih.
00:15:07Tak Sulap jadi Datuk Maringi kamu.
00:15:11Yuk.
00:15:12Yuk.
00:15:14Kamu mau darabah hidup, yuk.
00:15:19McGaffer nggak kehilangan akal.
00:15:22Yah.
00:15:23Yah.
00:15:24Yah.
00:15:25Yah.
00:15:26Asik.
00:15:28Dir, tiup dir.
00:15:30Jangan lagi tiup, yuk.
00:15:32Ya, sudah ada keluar anginnya ini.
00:15:33Ah.
00:15:34Ah.
00:15:35Ah.
00:15:36Ah.
00:15:37Ah.
00:15:38Ah.
00:15:39Ah.
00:15:40Ah.
00:15:41Eh, langsung siap, jih.
00:15:42Ah.
00:15:43Ah.
00:15:44Ah.
00:15:45Ah.
00:15:46Ah.
00:15:47Ah.
00:15:49Ah.
00:15:50Ah.
00:15:51Ah.
00:15:52Ah.
00:15:53Ah.
00:15:54Ah.
00:15:55Ah.
00:15:56Ah.
00:15:57Prade
00:16:00Prade
00:16:01Prade
00:16:02Prade
00:16:04It's a sad magic
00:16:05Does it repeat?
00:16:11Please, you're welcome
00:16:12So are you also come here?
00:16:14Yes
00:16:14Right
00:16:14I think
00:16:15Because of the night I come here
00:16:16Why this?
00:16:18At the book came here
00:16:19I is
00:16:20Why?
00:16:21Yes
00:16:21Sorry
00:16:23I think about the night I am at the book
00:16:25I wasiterate
00:16:27Mirna keterlaluan ya Pade buka dulu Pade hahaha Om Om saya juga termasuk ponakannya Om Om termasuk
00:16:35ponakan Kadir Om Om Om Om Om kontraktor Wah banyak duit dong kerjanya ngapain aja sih
00:16:45buset kerja serabutan dong mirah-mirah kamu ini keterlaluan masa saudara papa diborgol di
00:17:00pagar sejak kemarin lagi siapa yang borgol gini Pah kan Papa pesan supaya Mirna hati-hati nah
00:17:09dia tuh datang barengan sama suratnya siapa nggak curiga Mirna kan belum tahu siapa Kadir
00:17:14mana nggak ada KTP lagi jadi ya terpaksa deh Mirna suruh dia tunjukin kebisaannya jadi tukang
00:17:20sulap kan Papa bilang dia ke Jakarta mau jadi tukang sulap tapi kenapa diborgol begitu habis dia
00:17:27bilang hanya dengan sekali tiup bisa buka borgo nggak taunya nggak bisa ya sudah sekarang ambil
00:17:37kunci buka borgo itu dan dia suruh kemari Iya Pak Halo ya ditutup
00:17:44Halo ya Rudy betul apa yu masih membutuhkan tenaga salesman buat produk yu masih kenapa Pak
00:17:59begini kebenangan saya jauh-jauh datang ke Jakarta masa mau jadi tukang sulap
00:18:05hehehe ngomong-ngomong kuncinya baru ketemu satu jadi untung-untungan aja ya ya bukan buat yang ini
00:18:17yang itu waduh gimana nih weh jadi besok sudah bisa mulai kerja Iya terima kasih terima kasih
00:18:26permisi waduh
00:18:27hadirnya daripada kamu benjol-benjol dikerjain orang batalkan saja niatmu jadi tukang sulap
00:18:40kerjain saja wah eh iya jadi tukang cat aja teman saya lagi ada proyek tuh ya ya bagus itu jadi kamu
00:18:52setiap hari bisa naik motor ya betul motor dia sangka tukang ojek wah korupsi nih kalau ngomong
00:19:01ngaco saja ini mau nggak jadi tukang cat enggak mau masa habis jadi penyanyi langsung merosot jadi
00:19:09tukang cat sudah diam teman Pak D bersedia menerima kamu jadi salesman produknya nah kalau itu saya mau
00:19:17enggak kedengarannya nge-trend Charles main produk lalu juga banding ponakan Juman satu ditipu
00:19:25jalan dir yang penting mesin ini kan tidak melurus SMK nya
00:19:29Halo saya tahu salesman produk itu dagangan mesin sedot saya dah mau nerima kerjaan ini tenang dir
00:19:41yang pentingkan gua udah rubah-rubah menjadi sedemikian rupa ya lu lihat dong kayak monakanya challenger ya
00:19:47gak udah lu seno siaran iklan dulu gua mau overhead saudara saudara saya baru nyampe di Indonesia
00:19:57membawa sesuatu yang belum pernah ada di sini come on come on kami perkenalkan mesin menjedot debu yang
00:20:08sudah diotak hati oleh Insinyur doyo jeboran ICB setelah dirubah menjadi kebonakan challenger mesin ini
00:20:19jadi meningkat gratis di sampingnya jodoh debu juga bisa ngepel juga bisa nyabu bisa nyob dan juga bisa
00:20:34dalam siram kemak dan yang lebih mengejutkan lagi ini mesin bisa disuruh ke pasar disuruh memasak dan
00:20:46disuruh membayar rekening listrik ngaco saja kamu itu masa mesin penyedot suruh bayar listrik
00:20:51nah ini pun dikit gak apa deh nah baiklah saudara-saudara akan kami perlihatkan kemampuan
00:21:01menyedot yang sampai dua kilogram per detik Ayo yuk buang semua sampah-sampah itu di lobby ya
00:21:09awur-awurkan sana nah sekarang kita adakan percobaan mesin penyedot secara mutakhir ini
00:21:16siapa saya awur-awurkan dan banyak sekali apabila anda punya sahabat bergabung disini semua bakal
00:21:23kesedot nyalakan yuk ya sip ya Hai
00:21:28di samping ram siram kembang juga bisa nyedot kembang awas kaki-kaki awas awas awas
00:21:43awas awas awas dalam dua detik saja hilang yuk sekarang show kedua kita ngepel Ayo
00:22:04hebat ya bener ya bersih semua ya mam kemana istri saya lihat istri saya Pak Pak lihat istri saya
00:22:20apa bisa hilang sih halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo
00:22:34hati-hati dong setidak bisa pulang tanpa istri saya Pak bodoh
00:22:39tapi kalian bagaimana ini om om om om om sini sini
00:22:47sistem lihat nih
00:22:50eh sini ya
00:22:50Tuh
00:22:52istri saya ada di dalam ya kurang ajar jadi bagaimana cara bukanya
00:23:01tenda-tadang aja gampang kok
00:23:03Oh, you need to be careful.
00:23:05Papi, I'm sad.
00:23:06Papi, I'm sad.
00:23:07I'm sad because I'm sad.
00:23:09Papi, I'm sad.
00:23:10I'm sad, Papi.
00:23:11Don't take him.
00:23:13Don't take him.
00:23:18I'm sad.
00:23:18I'm so sad.
00:23:20I'm sad.
00:23:21I have a sister that I'm sad.
00:23:24Yes.
00:23:25Now, show the second.
00:23:28Show the second.
00:23:29Simula.
00:23:30I'll take him.
00:23:31I don't want to go away again.
00:23:34I hope you're going to program.
00:23:37If you're going to go away,
00:23:41it's the opposite of the captain.
00:23:43Sir, what's up?
00:23:45Oh, what's wrong?
00:23:47You're wrong!
00:23:49Hey, you're wrong!
00:23:51You're wrong!
00:23:52You're wrong!
00:23:54You're wrong!
00:23:55I'm like a little kid playing blow shot.
00:23:57I don't accept that I'm going to do this.
00:24:00And I'm afraid of this.
00:24:03For that, you have to pay for $2,000,000,000.
00:24:06There's no money.
00:24:09You can pay for it.
00:24:11You can pay for $3,000,000.
00:24:12You don't have to pay for it.
00:24:16How are you, Pak?
00:24:18We don't have money, Pak.
00:24:21Please, we don't have any money, Pak.
00:24:23We don't have any money, Pak.
00:24:26You can see, like this,
00:24:30Damai, damai,
00:24:31Yatim Piatu, Yatim Piatu.
00:24:34Kalian harus bekerja bakti di sini dua bulan.
00:24:37Kalau tidak,
00:24:39Kalian akan saya baku polisi sekarang.
00:24:41Kadir!
00:24:43Kadir!
00:24:45Kadir!
00:24:47Mana, Kadir?
00:24:49Mana, Kadir?
00:24:50Sebentar, saya cari dulu, ya.
00:24:52Bukan di situ, di mana, Kadir?
00:24:54Kadir dan Doyok sedang mencuci kolor di kolam renang belakang,
00:24:59Rumah Bapak Nugroho.
00:25:01Yang mana mereka?
00:25:02Sudah, sudah. Panjang amat.
00:25:04Bukan sih.
00:25:05Kalau kita gagal kerja di hotel,
00:25:07Bagaimana kalau jadi tukang cuci, yuk?
00:25:09Oke, oke.
00:25:10Ayo.
00:25:11Dir!
00:25:12Dir!
00:25:13Dir!
00:25:14Keterlaluan!
00:25:16Sampai kepadai ditutup orang.
00:25:19Kalian apakan vakum cleaner itu?
00:25:21Sudah dimodifikasi sama Doyok.
00:25:23Tak tahunya yang keluar roli.
00:25:26Mulai hari ini,
00:25:27jangan harap kamu dapat pekerjaan daripadai.
00:25:33Kenapa bengung-bengung?
00:25:35Kerja dong.
00:25:36Doyok sini.
00:25:38Kadir, kamu potong-potong popaya.
00:25:40Doyok potong-potong daging.
00:25:42Saya mau lihat, apakah kalian pantas jadi juru masak?
00:25:46Ayo, Doyok.
00:25:47Kerja, Doyok.
00:25:48Saya mau lihat, apakah kalian pantas jadi juru masak?
00:25:52Cape juga.
00:25:54Tidak tau apa.
00:25:57Tidak tau apa.
00:26:13Potonganmu dari direktif.
00:26:16Tidak tau apa, ayo.
00:26:18Tidak tau apa.
00:26:19Astagfirullah!
00:26:21It's so bad that you're not going to eat, it's not going to eat it.
00:26:28Let's go.
00:26:29No one. No one.
00:26:35Oh...
00:26:36Oh...
00:26:37Oh...
00:26:38Oh...
00:26:39Oh...
00:26:40Oh...
00:26:41Oh...
00:26:42Oh...
00:26:43Oh...
00:26:44Oh...
00:26:45Oh...
00:26:46Oh...
00:26:47Oh...
00:26:48Oh...
00:26:49Oh...
00:26:50Oh...
00:26:52Oh....
00:26:53Oh...
00:26:56Oh...
00:26:57Oh, ada 3.
00:26:58Wah...
00:26:59Der, Der, Der, Der, Der, Sini Der.
00:27:02Hah?
00:27:03Gini!
00:27:04Apa?
00:27:05Sini Der.
00:27:06Lagi saya yang mana tadi cuman satu.
00:27:09Oh, sekarang ada 3.
00:27:10Masa?
00:27:11Lah...
00:27:12Yang bener kamu?
00:27:13Oh, yes, there are three.
00:27:20Wow.
00:27:21You can leave one.
00:27:26Is that right?
00:27:28Yes, right.
00:27:30There are three.
00:27:31But there are only one.
00:27:33Ma, please don't take care of it.
00:27:35You're going to take care of me.
00:27:37You're going to take care of me.
00:27:40No, no.
00:27:42We had one.
00:27:44We had one.
00:27:46But after we were together together,
00:27:49there are three.
00:27:53Who has the two?
00:27:56I'm not sure.
00:27:59I'm asking you to answer your question from the hotel manager.
00:28:03Because you don't have to deal with him.
00:28:10Here.
00:28:11Here.
00:28:12What?
00:28:13So, that's the two of her?
00:28:15Not the two of her.
00:28:16Not the two of her.
00:28:17She's holding her.
00:28:18She's holding her.
00:28:19She's holding her.
00:28:20Yes.
00:28:21I'm holding her.
00:28:22Here.
00:28:23Here.
00:28:24Here.
00:28:26Here.
00:28:27Here.
00:28:28Let me tell you what the reality is.
00:28:31Oh, the reality is like this,
00:28:32I'm just standing there.
00:28:33I'm just standing there.
00:28:34Then,
00:28:35I'm just standing there.
00:28:37So,
00:28:38I'm going to be stuck with a chaos.
00:28:39So,
00:28:40so,
00:28:42like the fish.
00:28:43Like a fish.
00:28:44Oh,
00:28:45so,
00:28:46you have to be honest,
00:28:48why?
00:28:49So,
00:28:50if I don't take care of that,
00:28:52I'm going to be mad.
00:28:53I'm going to be dead.
00:28:54I'm going to be dead.
00:28:55I'm going to be dead.
00:28:56Don't do it again.
00:28:58If you don't have a mistake, you're both wrong.
00:29:01All right, put the light on the top.
00:29:04Remember, don't do it again.
00:29:06In this new job.
00:29:08Hey, boy, boy.
00:29:10Oh, my God.
00:29:11Here.
00:29:13Wah.
00:29:28Oh, you are a good man.
00:29:38In this job, don't do anything else.
00:29:41La ini tamu sesuai dengan pengarahan.
00:29:43Nah.
00:29:46Itu penganten yang sudah buka kamar kita.
00:29:50La ini.
00:29:51Eh, masih diam.
00:29:54Ayo, jangan.
00:29:55Stop.
00:29:56Anda pengantinnya.
00:30:01Iya, kami.
00:30:02Coba tunjukkan curhat kawin.
00:30:04Eh, daripada kamu saya tampar, lebih baik cepat angkat koper saya ke kamar.
00:30:09Ini kuncinya.
00:30:10Hmm.
00:30:13Bajunya kemarni ye.
00:30:16Ini kunci kamar yang sudah ada bunga.
00:30:19Bawa-bawa.
00:30:21Saya jamin tidak ada mengganggu bulan mandu anda.
00:30:24Eh, nggak didengerin.
00:30:26Belet kali ini.
00:30:34Sekarang nggak ada lagi yang ganggu bulan mandu kita.
00:30:37Ayo, kita preteli diri kita masing-masing.
00:30:39Wah, kegedean nih.
00:30:48Aduh, Pak.
00:30:49Jurusan mana nih?
00:30:51Lewat tol aja deh.
00:30:52Cepat.
00:30:53Cepat gua selidiki.
00:30:54Di mana letak kesalahannya.
00:30:56Pah.
00:30:57Ayolah.
00:30:58Ayolah.
00:30:59Ayolah.
00:31:00Bertempur nih ye.
00:31:01Ayolah.
00:31:02Ayolah.
00:31:03Ayolah.
00:31:04Ayolah.
00:31:05Ayolah.
00:31:06Kurang aja.
00:31:07Ayolah.
00:31:08Ayolah.
00:31:09Ayolah.
00:31:10Ayolah.
00:31:11Belboy macam apa kamu ini?
00:31:12Masuk kamar nggak pakai permisi.
00:31:14Maaf.
00:31:15Maaf.
00:31:16Cualinya saya terburu-buru.
00:31:17Di bagasi dada koper.
00:31:19Yang ada cuma ini.
00:31:20Ya tak ambil.
00:31:21Eh, Pak, itu kan mesin kamu, Pak.
00:31:24Loh, itu bukan mesin saya.
00:31:26Itu mesin mobil.
00:31:29Wawa.
00:31:30Goplo kamu.
00:31:33Apa kamu nggak dikasih pengarahan sama manajer kamu?
00:31:36Sampai bongkar-bongkar mesin orang?
00:31:39Justru ini hasil pengarahan dari viewing saya.
00:31:41Hei, goblox.
00:31:42Hey, you're a manager like what? Why did you tell the bellboy to
00:32:02bongkar-bongkar mobil saya kurang ajar bongkar-bongkar mobil ya mesin saya dibongkar
00:32:08ayo ayo ayo kurang ajar oh ah kunci biar suaminya bisa masuk kader cepat turun
00:32:19ada apa bos ada apa ada apa sebentar teruskan
00:32:28selfie buka dong Iya sebentar cepet saya dobrak nih ya sebentar sayang
00:32:50kenapa Pak aduh kenapa supah nggak apa-apa nggak apa-apa ayo kita teruskan
00:32:58sebentar konsentrasi saya jadi pecah
00:33:01kok hilang Oh iya gua kan berhasil suang sulap
00:33:18tenang-tengah yang hebat
00:33:27kepada mela
00:33:28Frenuth
00:33:30Hey, Vel, where are our friends?
00:33:43Where do we know?
00:33:47Pa, it's been a long time.
00:33:55It's like that.
00:33:56Let's go, Pa.
00:33:58Okay.
00:34:02I know.
00:34:05Hey, you want me to go?
00:34:14What's this?
00:34:16What's that?
00:34:18Why are you so stupid?
00:34:21What's that?
00:34:23Pa, let's go.
00:34:26Oh.
00:34:28Pa, give me a hug.
00:34:29Ai, what are you doing?
00:34:32Because that's why you can't save this hotel.
00:34:35Out!
00:34:36Out!
00:34:37Get out!
00:34:39Oh
00:34:41Oh
00:34:43Begini Pak Rudy
00:34:45Papa kan baru minggu depan pulangnya
00:34:47Jadi semua tuntutan Pak Rudy
00:34:49Akan saya sampaikan
00:34:51Myrna
00:34:53Cepat sedikit
00:34:55Nanti terlambat
00:34:57Aduh Helen apa kabar
00:34:59Hei kabar baik
00:35:01Sudah bisa bahasa Indonesia
00:35:03Sudah
00:35:05Tahu titip
00:35:07Pokoknya apa aja deh
00:35:09Tante ada urusan
00:35:11Nanti malam diambil
00:35:13Oke dah
00:35:15Bye
00:35:17Terima kasih
00:35:19Tante Susi tadi titip tabungan
00:35:21Aduh
00:35:23Kenapa diterima
00:35:25Ini anak karena kalian minta ampun
00:35:27Mana kita mau pergi lagi
00:35:29Pokoknya kamu yang urus ya
00:35:31Setelah melalui perundingan yang berbelit-belit
00:35:33Dengan si ketek ini
00:35:35Diputuskan untuk menerima pekerjaan yang dulu
00:35:37Hei telat
00:35:39Perusahaannya udah pindah
00:35:41Begini
00:35:43Baru aja kita dipecat jadi
00:35:45Manager hotel
00:35:47Sekarang mau dah
00:35:49Jadi tukang cat
00:35:51Betul
00:35:53Oke kalau gitu saya dan Helen akan urus
00:35:55Pergi cari kantornya
00:35:57Titip ini ya
00:35:58Jagain ya
00:35:59Titip tabungan ya
00:36:01Ya
00:36:02Jaga baik-baik
00:36:03Urus baik-baik
00:36:04Dah
00:36:05Aduh
00:36:07Lampun
00:36:08Ini anak namanya kota tabungan
00:36:10Celengan kali
00:36:12Aduh
00:36:14Aduh
00:36:16Aduh
00:36:20Mana anak dua ini
00:36:22Aduh
00:36:24Tabungan melenangi terus
00:36:26Aduh
00:36:28Susunya mana sih
00:36:29Aduh
00:36:30Aduh
00:36:31Aduh
00:36:33Aduh
00:36:35Aduh
00:36:36Aduh
00:36:37Aduh
00:36:39Loh
00:36:39Coba kamu jadi topeng monyet
00:36:40Biar dia mana ini
00:36:42Oh ya
00:36:43Aduh
00:36:44Coba lihat tu pak doyok itu
00:36:46Kayak monyet betul kan
00:36:48Nanti bilang sama mama ya
00:36:50Minta dibelikan pak doyok ya
00:36:51Dia mau dibeli lagi butut duit dia ini
00:36:54Aduh
00:36:55Aduh
00:36:56You know.
00:36:58Do you even cry?
00:37:00Woah
00:37:02Oh look at that.
00:37:03You see that now
00:37:05Some groan
00:37:12You get some...
00:37:13This is too g Baben
00:37:15Back to it all
00:37:18Ah, mets it together.
00:37:19All right, go, I'm sorry
00:37:21See I won't stress forever.
00:37:22mystery anything
00:37:25Then, let's go to 12.00 p.m.
00:37:28As long as the tabungan is dead.
00:37:30Good, use the finger.
00:37:33You're still getting out of here.
00:37:36You're still here.
00:37:38You're still here.
00:37:40You're still here.
00:37:43You're still crying.
00:37:45Don't cry.
00:37:47You're so sad.
00:37:55Oh
00:37:57Oh
00:37:59Oh
00:38:01Oh
00:38:03Oh
00:38:05Oh
00:38:07Oh
00:38:09Hello
00:38:15Tante Susie
00:38:17Kemananya sih kamu udah ketok-ketok?
00:38:19Saya ketiduran
00:38:21Molor aja
00:38:25Susu anak gua dimbak
00:38:27Sini sayang
00:38:29Kasian
00:38:33Hei kunyuk
00:38:35Bukannya jagain anak susunya malah diminum
00:38:37Mana anak gua mau jatoh lagi
00:38:39Brengsek kalian
00:38:41Yuk tabungan dicolong orang yuk
00:38:45Kalian gimana sih?
00:38:47Dititipin bayi malah dititipin lagi sama kunyuk-kunyuk itu
00:38:49Saya gak mau dititip-titip lagi
00:38:51Hei tabungan dicuri tuh
00:38:53Itu ibunya
00:38:55Ibunya
00:38:57Ibunya
00:38:59Hei
00:39:01Terus kontrak kerja saya bagaimana?
00:39:03Oh ya
00:39:05Ini kontraknya
00:39:06Tiga hari lagi nge-chat di gedung resepsi
00:39:07Nih
00:39:09Tiga hari lagi ya
00:39:10Jangan sampai melesit ya
00:39:12Ngacok lu
00:39:13Bukan melejit sekalian
00:39:15Mas Kadir
00:39:17Apap lu
00:39:19Bisa nyetir gak?
00:39:21Saya gak bisa
00:39:22Dio ini bisa
00:39:23Bekas supir tengki nih
00:39:25Kalau gitu besok supirin saya ya
00:39:27Ada yang penting
00:39:28Mirna
00:39:29Nanti dimarahin bapak
00:39:30Bapak gulangnya baru minggu depan
00:39:31Gak bakalan tau
00:39:32Gak bakalan tau
00:39:33Gak bakalan
00:39:34Supir tengki
00:39:38Stop sebentar ya
00:39:39Mau ngantrin surat
00:39:40Stop
00:39:41Om Dayok
00:39:42Itu surat ya namanya
00:39:46Bukan koran
00:39:47Lis ini namanya surat ya
00:39:49Kasih sama Budi
00:39:50Iya
00:39:52Terima kasih
00:39:53Makasih ya Lis
00:39:54Titip buat Budi
00:39:55Cok
00:39:56Daaah
00:39:57Lis
00:39:58Dadah
00:39:59Kapan kita kemana
00:40:05Kok miring dir?
00:40:08Banyak kempes yuk
00:40:10Waduh
00:40:11Gak mandi lu
00:40:12Ya
00:40:16Gua taunya cuma ngedongkrak doang dah
00:40:18Cintain
00:40:20Cintain
00:40:21Tunggu di mobil dah
00:40:22Ayo
00:40:27Loh
00:40:28Loh
00:40:29Kok bagaimana sih?
00:40:30Aduh
00:40:31Pekadir
00:40:32Tolong
00:40:33Bagaimana ini?
00:40:34Bagaimana ini?
00:40:35Bagaimana sih?
00:40:36Bagaimana sih?
00:40:37Hah?
00:40:38Tunggu
00:40:39Tunggu
00:40:40Tunggu
00:40:41Tunggu
00:40:42Tunggu
00:40:43Terlalu kamu
00:40:44Gua gak tau
00:40:45Gimana nih?
00:40:46Gimana ini jepit?
00:40:47Bagaimana sih?
00:40:48Gak tau deh
00:40:49Sudah deh
00:40:50Bantuin kagak lo
00:40:54Gak masuk dulu
00:40:55Gak usah deh
00:40:56Cuma sebentar kok
00:40:57Budi kapan balik?
00:40:59Kayaknya sih dua hari lagi
00:41:05Ya selesai
00:41:06Sindyian naik
00:41:09Cha
00:41:10Daaah
00:41:15Lis
00:41:16Da daaaah
00:41:18Da daaaah
00:41:19Eka
00:41:20Hehehe
00:41:21Daaaah
00:41:23Nuh
00:41:25Nuh
00:41:26Nuh
00:41:28Nuh
00:41:29Nuh
00:41:30Nuh
00:41:31Nuh
00:41:32Nuh
00:41:33Nuh
00:41:34Bannya mutar
00:41:35Dongkraknya belum diturunkan
00:41:36Hah?
00:41:37Wah
00:41:38Nuh
00:41:39Wah
00:41:40Nuh
00:41:41Nuh
00:41:42Nuh
00:41:43Nuh
00:41:44Nuh
00:41:45Nuh
00:41:46Nuh
00:41:47Nuh
00:41:48Nuh
00:41:49Nuh
00:41:50Nuh
00:41:51Aduh
00:41:52Nuh
00:41:53Nuh
00:41:54Nuh
00:41:55Nuh
00:41:56Nuh
00:41:57Nuh
00:41:58If you have a guest, don't like to eat.
00:42:08You know?
00:42:09You know, you're going to eat a dog, and you're going to eat a dog, yeah?
00:42:12Sob Kiri, Sob Kiri, eat first.
00:42:14Okay, boss.
00:42:18Please.
00:42:22Let's go.
00:42:23Do you sell it like a chicken?
00:42:28You want to eat what?
00:42:30I want to eat a chicken.
00:42:33What is it?
00:42:36I want to eat a chicken.
00:42:39You don't like anything.
00:42:41You know this is a sate.
00:42:44Why you want to eat a dog?
00:42:46If you want to eat a sate?
00:42:48You're like a sate.
00:42:50You're like a sate.
00:42:51Just like that, we want to eat a sate and a soup.
00:42:55Okay.
00:42:58What is it, Kambing?
00:42:59Look at the campus.
00:43:01The campus is left.
00:43:02Ask me.
00:43:03I'll ask you.
00:43:04I'll know.
00:43:09Kadir is a son of Bapak Nugur Ho.
00:43:11Yes.
00:43:12I'm a son of Kadir.
00:43:14Yes.
00:43:15I'm a son of Mama Mirna.
00:43:17What do you call him?
00:43:19What do you call him?
00:43:21I still have to be a dog.
00:43:24It's tough.
00:43:25I know it's gonna be a c 500-150-150.
00:43:28I can eat.
00:43:29I'll go before you.
00:43:31I want to eat a little.
00:43:32You don't want to eat?
00:43:33You don't want to eat it if it's eaten?
00:43:35You don't want to eat?
00:43:36I don't want to eat it.
00:43:37You don't want to eat.
00:43:38I don't want to eat it.
00:43:40I'll add up a kind of rice cake.
00:43:41It's so good to make sate
00:43:43Khadil, it's still a baby
00:43:47It's good
00:43:49It's good
00:43:51Mas, Mas Doyok
00:43:53What do you think?
00:43:55I'm afraid
00:44:11It's clear
00:44:13That the sate is not a baby
00:44:15But a village
00:44:17So it's not a baby?
00:44:19We're corrupt
00:44:21I don't want to eat
00:44:23I don't want to eat
00:44:25We're corrupt
00:44:27It's crazy
00:44:29How are you?
00:44:31How are you?
00:44:33Sate-nya lebih dulu
00:44:43Sob-nya nanti menyusul
00:44:45Silahkan
00:44:59Eh
00:45:01Yuk
00:45:02Tapi yang sekarang ini
00:45:04Sudah pasti dan jelas
00:45:13Coba kamu punya
00:45:14Coba
00:45:15Coba
00:45:16Coba
00:45:21Eh
00:45:22Nah yang ini lebih yakin, Yuk
00:45:24Ya dan lebih Abdul
00:45:27Bagaimana dong?
00:45:31Bagaimana dong?
00:45:34Tidak
00:45:36Ayo
00:45:40Tidak
00:45:41Tidak
00:45:43Tidak
00:45:44Tidak
00:45:45Tidak
00:45:46Silahkan
00:45:47Tidak
00:45:48Tidak
00:45:53Tidak
00:45:55Eh
00:45:56What is it?
00:45:57It's hot.
00:45:58Oh, but it doesn't sound, right?
00:46:00It doesn't sound.
00:46:02Oh.
00:46:03Let's eat the shop.
00:46:05Let's eat it.
00:46:07Let's eat it.
00:46:13What is it?
00:46:14What is it?
00:46:15This is the bell that we want to eat.
00:46:18Let's start.
00:46:20Hey.
00:46:21What?
00:46:22What?
00:46:23What is it?
00:46:25Let's go.
00:46:26Let's go.
00:46:27Let's go.
00:46:28Let's go.
00:46:29What else?
00:46:30Why?
00:46:31Why?
00:46:32This is the bell that we want to escape.
00:46:38Yeah.
00:46:39Let's escape.
00:46:45Why?
00:46:46Why?
00:46:47Why?
00:46:48Why?
00:46:49What?
00:46:50What?
00:46:52What?
00:46:53What?
00:46:54What?
00:46:55Why?
00:46:56Why?
00:46:57Why?
00:46:58Why?
00:46:59What about you?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:01Why?
00:47:02Why?
00:47:03Why?
00:47:04Why?
00:47:05Why?
00:47:06Why can't I give up?
00:47:07Why?
00:47:08Why?
00:47:09Why?
00:47:10Why?
00:47:11Why?
00:47:12Why?
00:47:13Why?
00:47:14Well, why?
00:47:15I can't do it, I can't do it.
00:47:18Oh, what are you doing, sir?
00:47:21It's just like a baby.
00:47:23Oh, why are you wearing a jacket?
00:47:25I forgot.
00:47:27You don't have a car, sir?
00:47:29I don't have a car.
00:47:31Let's try it.
00:47:33What's this?
00:47:35It's a campfire.
00:47:37Myr!
00:47:39Let's go!
00:47:41Oh.
00:47:43What's this?
00:47:47Why is this hip?
00:47:56Oh, what is this?
00:48:01Oh, I know.
00:48:04I know.
00:48:05Watch.
00:48:07islands.
00:48:09Kiri Kanan Kiri Kanan
00:48:17Wah udah bener ini
00:48:26Ahah mein we beda aja aja
00:48:36AÃyoo
00:48:38jalan
00:48:40Ojiyum
00:48:43Taros ayo
00:48:44Hatim efe oran
00:48:46Nanasih
00:48:49Mawa apa-apa ini
00:48:51Oh
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01:07:35Hadirin
01:07:37saya bacakan kembali peraturan-peraturan dari Bapak pimpinan kita yang baru
01:07:40Peraturan ketujuh
01:07:42Para karyawan dilarang membuka cabang di rumahnya masing-masing
01:07:46dan bagi yang melanggar akan dikenakan sanksi administratif
01:07:50Peraturan kedelapan karyawan akan dikenakan pajak tambahan sebanyak 10% dari gaji kecuali pimpinan dan kepala bagian hanya dikenakan 2% dan dana itu akan dijadikan deposito perusahaan
01:08:10Wah lepas perlu dilem ini
01:08:12Penggunaan pesawat telepon dinas harus atas ACC dari pimpinan kepala cabang pimpinan kepala keuangan dan kepala seksi masing-masing
01:08:23Kenapa yuk
01:08:33Apa itu maksudnya
01:08:35Sudah cepat anggap ya cepat ya ya ya
01:08:40Sombong-sombong
01:08:41Maaf Bapak dan Ibu pimpinan masih ada 47 peraturan dari Bapak pimpinan kita yang baru
01:08:51Tapi oleh satu dan lain hal
01:08:55Sebaiknya kita lanjutkan besok di kantor
01:08:59Agar karyawan lebih bisa mendalami dan menjiwai maksud-maksud dari Bapak pimpinan kita
01:09:05Diperkirakan 2 menit lagi akan sampai di mulut
01:09:08Sebelum keluar akan saya mainkan dulu
01:09:11Bapak pimpinan sekarang kita memasuki acara untuk berdoa
01:09:18Demi keselamatan Bapak pimpinan yang baru
01:09:22Hadirin dipersilakan berdiri
01:09:24Berdoa dimulai
01:09:29Berdoa dimulai
01:09:43Apa sih?
01:09:45Berdoa diselesaikan
01:10:01Sekarang kita langsung saja memasuki acara hiburan
01:10:11Musik kami persilahkan
01:10:13Intro
01:10:19Intronya jangan muter-muter kemana-mana ya
01:10:21Langsung saja
01:10:22Soalnya habis lagu ini saya nyanyi
01:10:25Lagu kesenangan Bapak pimpinan
01:10:28Gureng
01:10:31Berdoa
01:10:36Berdoa
01:10:41Berdoa
01:10:52Berdoa
01:10:53Berdoa
01:10:55Aduh
01:11:00Aduh
01:11:01Bos
01:11:02Sini baru ajaib
01:11:05Masuk dari bantat luar di mulut
01:11:07Awas ya
01:11:08Ya
01:11:09Jalan ya
01:11:10Awas ya
01:11:11Jalan ya
01:11:12Awas
01:11:13Sampai disini ya
01:11:14Wah
01:11:18Habis sudah ya
01:11:20Oh
01:11:22Wah
01:11:23Lihat
01:11:24Lihat ini
01:11:25Gara-gara kalian
01:11:26Aku tidak bisa memperdengarkan suara emasku
01:11:28pada bibiran
01:11:29Huh
01:11:30cuma sampai ke bagian
01:11:31The BEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEHe
01:11:40Aduh
01:11:41mulas gua New fluid terus
01:11:45kita kok tambah parah aja dir
01:11:47Jadi penyanyi ke tukang parkir
01:11:49Justru kita harus banggayok ini karir kita yang paling buncak jarang orang mencapai karirnya yang
01:11:57paling buncak kayak kita coba lihat ini pakai blek blek kayak staff kedutaan
01:12:03terus-terus monor-monor-monor ayo terus
01:12:10belakang kosong-kosong terus-terus
01:12:21waduh ini udah gepeng masih berata aja
01:12:50wah gak ada yang punya pompa lagi nah dia kali punya Pak punya pompa nggak
01:13:09wah gimana anak-anak orang udah tipis-tipisin lagi
01:13:22ah masih iyan kan mana anak-anak tim lagi pendilnya dimana ah baru gua tahu pasti di pusat logistik
01:13:31Oh belum
01:13:43cukup ya gimana dir cukup oke cukup ya
01:13:57ntar kempes lagi
01:14:02ujung pendilnya panas juga yuk enak kan ternyata kita jadi tukang parkir gagal juga bagaimana kalau
01:14:10kita kembali lagi jadi penyanyi Allah orang macam kita kelihatannya yang paling cocok jadi pejabat waduh
01:14:19oh
01:14:24Hey, listen to this rap, before you go, before kasem
01:14:42Rasanya hidup sering kepepe, kalau gak pinter, udah kepleset
01:14:45Pinter-pinteran, bode jaman sekarang, sigut-sigutan, pokok minterin orang
01:14:49Alo, die, atau sembarang, yang penting duit, dapet duit, dapet barang
01:14:53Hey, edan, belum memang edan, nek orang edan, orang bagal kecuman
01:14:56Kini pepatah, udah lahir duluan, tapi sekarang, toh jadi kenyataan
01:15:00Mas, bak, biasa manik, pake akal dong, biar gak digunduli
01:15:04Undul-gundul patik, paculik ila elu, rompannya selur, lewati di kompo
01:15:23Sub indo by broth3rmax
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