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00:00:00Welcome to India's Gold Leading!
00:00:10Are we ready to start the show?
00:00:12Yes!
00:00:13We have a crazy line-up for you, so make some noise for the crazy, crazy line-up
00:00:17Ashish Chanchalani, Ranveer Alabadia, Jaspreet Singh, and Rebelkade Apoorwa!
00:00:30What an epic, epic panel we have!
00:00:33We have India's best podcaster,
00:00:36who are very crazy, crazy people who are talking about intellectuals.
00:00:39Make some noise for Raj Shamania!
00:00:42Come on!
00:00:45Ranveer Alabadia! Come on!
00:00:49Ranveer, brother!
00:00:51Ranveer, how are you feeling today at the show, India's Gold Leading?
00:00:54How did you feel about the first experience?
00:00:56It feels very good.
00:00:57I am glad that no one is asking for tickets anymore.
00:01:00So, I am happy for you guys that we are getting to attend, baby.
00:01:06It's going to be a great show.
00:01:07Look, Ranveer, brother.
00:01:08In our show, we don't give a guest to anyone.
00:01:12I love this guy.
00:01:16I love this guy.
00:01:17And we also have Ashish Chanchalani.
00:01:26Have you seen his podcast?
00:01:28He keeps saying his girlfriend cheated on him.
00:01:30As a breakup.
00:01:31I have said something like that.
00:01:33That's my podcast.
00:01:35But you are a civil engineer, right?
00:01:36Yes.
00:01:37But you could not build a relationship.
00:01:38Just some constructive criticism.
00:01:39I'll take it.
00:01:40I'll take it.
00:01:41I'll take it.
00:01:42I'll take it.
00:01:43I'll take it.
00:01:44I'll take it.
00:01:45I'll take it.
00:01:46I'll take it.
00:01:47I'll take it.
00:01:48I'll take it.
00:01:49I'll take it.
00:01:50I'll take it.
00:01:51Look, brother.
00:01:52We have a guest in our show.
00:01:53It's just a chat.
00:01:54It's just a chat.
00:01:55And we also have Prajikta Kohli from Mishob.
00:02:00I'll take it.
00:02:01And we also have Prajikta Kohli from Mishob.
00:02:09Prajikta Kohli sometimes says a little girl in his mouth.
00:02:14But she says a little girl.
00:02:19I love you, Kusha.
00:02:21But how are you feeling?
00:02:22I'll grow up.
00:02:23You're ready for your age.
00:02:24No, I have better taste.
00:02:31Happy Children's Day.
00:02:34Thank you so much for coming.
00:02:35But Zoda Talib for Apoorwa also.
00:02:39Zoda Talib for Jaspreet Singh also.
00:02:41Come on.
00:02:44Jaspreet bhai, do you know him?
00:02:46Jaspreet bhai?
00:02:47Yes.
00:02:48He's a very OG comic.
00:02:49And he's not as humble as Balraj.
00:02:51Or as funny as Maheep.
00:02:52But he's more available than both of them.
00:02:55So he's here.
00:02:56Thank you so much for coming Jaspreet bhai.
00:02:59I'm coming out of the mic.
00:03:00I'm coming out of the mic.
00:03:01But Jaspreet bhai, when I had started comedy,
00:03:04he used to give me a lot of opening spots.
00:03:06And it means a lot to me that you are here, bhai.
00:03:07Just welcome to Jaspreet.
00:03:11Do you watch this show?
00:03:12I've watched the show.
00:03:13I've watched the show.
00:03:15There's a lot of you.
00:03:17I didn't have to watch it.
00:03:19But yeah, bhai.
00:03:20Before we begin, we also have a sponsor today, by the way.
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00:03:27Where is this?
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00:03:29Like this.
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00:03:35You can buy and sell old phones.
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00:04:13What do you want to say?
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00:05:00So, are we ready to start?
00:05:01India's Got Latent.
00:05:04Make some noise for the first act of the night.
00:05:06Perth Sunil Ghate.
00:05:09Oh, yeah, bhai.
00:05:11Hello, bhai.
00:05:12Hello, bhai.
00:05:13Hello, bhai.
00:05:14Hello.
00:05:15Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:05:16One second.
00:05:18Hmm.
00:05:19Love you, bro.
00:05:21Yes.
00:05:22One second.
00:05:23One second.
00:05:24One second.
00:05:25One second.
00:05:26One second.
00:05:27Absolutely.
00:05:28One second.
00:05:29One second.
00:05:30One second.
00:05:31Absolutely.
00:05:32One second.
00:05:33One second.
00:05:34One second.
00:05:35One second.
00:05:36One third.
00:05:37Hey!
00:05:45I have come one night first,
00:05:47so many people saw me see,
00:05:49in the trouble of drugs,
00:05:51nothing happens even before,
00:05:53I told myself,
00:05:55woodshower!
00:05:57I have come one night first,
00:05:59so many people saw me see,
00:06:01in the trouble of drugs,
00:06:03no doubt about drugs,
00:06:05foreign
00:06:35It has been saturation and ventilated.
00:06:37Today, I am dedicated to intubation.
00:06:39I am at the late-end stage.
00:06:42There are many many people here.
00:06:44All the people have come.
00:06:45I have come.
00:06:47I have come.
00:06:47I have come.
00:06:49They have come.
00:06:51I have come.
00:06:54It is a show.
00:06:55Over the sky.
00:06:56Bare biceps.
00:06:57This is a guy.
00:06:59True gentleman.
00:07:00Balraj guy.
00:07:01Hey!
00:07:02I am a farmer.
00:07:03The guy has come.
00:07:05I am a farmer.
00:07:07I am a farmer, and I am a farmer.
00:07:08I have come.
00:07:09My mother is a farmer.
00:07:10How are you?
00:07:11I am a farmer.
00:07:12That is a farmer.
00:07:13It is a farmer.
00:07:14I am a farmer.
00:07:15I am a farmer.
00:07:16Why do you ignore all the girls?
00:07:20Why do you ignore them?
00:07:21I am a farmer.
00:07:23What about you?
00:07:25I am a farmer.
00:07:27Today I was sold a bag.
00:07:29I was sold a cute red flag.
00:07:32So what do you do, Parth?
00:07:39I'm a doctor.
00:07:41Oh!
00:07:42What's your story?
00:07:44He told me that he was intubated to the patient.
00:07:47Okay, I didn't hear that. Sorry, I was taking a vibe.
00:07:50What's your doctor?
00:07:52I'm an anesthetist.
00:07:53Oh, so do you have anesthesia,
00:07:55who gives an anesthesia,
00:07:56who gives a man to listen to him?
00:07:58That's it.
00:07:59Then do you see an alien?
00:08:01You have to ask him.
00:08:03Have you given yourself an anesthesia?
00:08:05Have you given yourself an anesthesia?
00:08:07Have you given yourself an anesthesia?
00:08:08Just checking.
00:08:09Have you ever hit it?
00:08:15Emergency duty?
00:08:17Emergency duty?
00:08:18This was a rap.
00:08:20I've written this rap about latent while being on emergency night duty.
00:08:25I've written about latent while being on emergency night duty.
00:08:28Why was it written in emergency duty?
00:08:30Emergency duty?
00:08:31When you have a break,
00:08:32you don't have to sleep in emergency duty.
00:08:34Emergency duty is also a break?
00:08:35Yes.
00:08:36So what happened to that patient at that time?
00:08:38Hmm?
00:08:39At that time, there was an emergency.
00:08:40Bleed.
00:08:41What happened to that?
00:08:42Bleed.
00:08:43What happened to that?
00:08:44In the stomach.
00:08:45In the stomach.
00:08:46No, no, no, no.
00:08:47Basically, I was in a cancer hospital.
00:08:50So there were mostly cancer patients.
00:08:53And you said,
00:08:54I'm going to see latent.
00:08:55Here I go.
00:08:56There's cancer.
00:08:57There's been cancer.
00:08:58There's been cancer.
00:08:59There's been cancer.
00:09:00There's been cancer.
00:09:01Every month.
00:09:02What happened to that?
00:09:03There's been cancer.
00:09:04There's been cancer.
00:09:05There's been cancer.
00:09:06There's been cancer.
00:09:07Now we have to go.
00:09:08So latent.
00:09:09Latent.
00:09:10Latent.
00:09:11There was a little tension.
00:09:13You were in tension.
00:09:14You were in tension.
00:09:15The patient's family waiting.
00:09:17Wait.
00:09:18They will show you a little latent.
00:09:20Why is it latent?
00:09:23Why is it latent?
00:09:24When someone is dying,
00:09:27then latent is dying.
00:09:28No, the patient is dying.
00:09:29Don't say that.
00:09:30Patient is gone.
00:09:31Thank God.
00:09:32For your colleague.
00:09:33No, no.
00:09:34Emergency duty.
00:09:35Patient is gone.
00:09:36Don't give anything to him.
00:09:37Patient is gone.
00:09:38So you are an anesthetist?
00:09:40Anesthetist.
00:09:41Sorry.
00:09:42You are an anesthesia.
00:09:44Yes.
00:09:45Anesthetist.
00:09:46Can you have said that I will become anesthetician?
00:09:48Anesthetist?
00:09:50Anesthetist?
00:09:51Anesthetist...
00:09:53What is that happened to you?
00:09:55That did you have said that I will listen to those who?
00:09:56Anesthetist is certain that...
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Look at that.
00:10:02Watch this.
00:10:03He's trolled.
00:10:05He's trolled.
00:10:06Anesthetist.
00:10:07Anesthesiologist too.
00:10:08Anesthesiologist?
00:10:10Anesthesiologist.
00:10:11Anesthetist.
00:10:12Yes.
00:10:13So, after MBBS, I thought I'll become anasthetist, because...
00:10:20He didn't say four different things now?
00:10:24He said it was a new one.
00:10:26But you said it was wrong.
00:10:36What are you doing now?
00:10:39I'm doing it now.
00:10:42I'm doing it now.
00:10:44I'm doing it now.
00:10:47Is it true that you can't eat food with food?
00:10:52I don't know.
00:10:54You can't eat food with food.
00:10:58You can eat food with food?
00:11:00I was eating food with food.
00:11:02You eat food with food?
00:11:04I'm eating food with food.
00:11:06I'm eating food with food.
00:11:08I'm eating food with food.
00:11:10I'm eating food.
00:11:12I'm eating food.
00:11:14So, Sunil, cut.
00:11:16How long have you become a doctor?
00:11:18How long have you become a doctor?
00:11:20Eight years after 12 years.
00:11:22Okay.
00:11:23So, do you think it's still worth it to become a doctor?
00:11:25There are so many paper leaks.
00:11:27It's all there.
00:11:28There will be a lot of controversy.
00:11:30I mean...
00:11:31What is your mind?
00:11:32Tell me.
00:11:33Look...
00:11:34Worth...
00:11:35Now, a good system is happening.
00:11:36A little bit.
00:11:37Before...
00:11:38It was a little bit tough.
00:11:39For people's sake.
00:11:40You're making paper leak.
00:11:41So...
00:11:42Easy.
00:11:43Paper leak...
00:11:44Now, the seats have increased.
00:11:46First, the seats have reduced.
00:11:47I mean...
00:11:48People appear...
00:11:49There are so many doctors...
00:11:51Like in engineering...
00:11:52Four colleges.
00:11:53You're throwing shade.
00:11:55You're throwing shade.
00:11:56You're throwing shade.
00:11:57You're doing shade.
00:11:58We're doing our business.
00:11:59You're an engineer.
00:12:00Who are you?
00:12:01Who are you?
00:12:02Computer.
00:12:03I'm civil.
00:12:04Electro.
00:12:05Printing, right?
00:12:06Then we have rebel kid.
00:12:0912th will.
00:12:11What are you doing?
00:12:12Computer science engineering.
00:12:15Civil people don't play a movie.
00:12:17He's lately there.
00:12:24She's chan-chalani.
00:12:25Hey, your relationship's name is chan-chalani.
00:12:27No.
00:12:28Because chan-chalani.
00:12:29No.
00:12:38Eric, but...
00:12:39Great rapping skills.
00:12:42Great rapping skills.
00:12:43Great rapping skills.
00:12:44So, I really loved your confidence.
00:12:46I'm giving you a 9, my brother.
00:12:518.5 brother, Ranveer.
00:12:528.5.
00:12:538.5.
00:12:5410.
00:12:5510.
00:12:56Let's go.
00:12:579.
00:12:589.
00:12:59So, that makes your average 9.
00:13:039.5.
00:13:0412th.
00:13:0510.
00:13:0612.
00:13:0812.
00:13:0911.
00:13:1011.
00:13:1512.
00:13:1613.
00:13:1713.
00:13:1814.
00:13:31Cheater, beat her back
00:13:33Cheater, beat her back
00:13:35Her life's L
00:13:37You rap, speaker, teacher
00:13:39Deeper effect
00:13:41Cheater, beat her back
00:13:43We are bleeding
00:13:45Don't play, son
00:13:47Don't play with the ball
00:13:49Don't play with the ball
00:13:51Don't play with you
00:13:53Don't play with you
00:13:55Don't play, just in case
00:13:57Don't play with you
00:13:59The car is running, my car is running
00:14:01My car is running
00:14:03The rest in peace
00:14:05Listen to Justin's song
00:14:07Listen to your brother
00:14:09Listen to your brother
00:14:11Gangster was a young man
00:14:13Because we're young
00:14:15We're young
00:14:17Every day my heartfuck is still
00:14:19I'm still not at home
00:14:21We are not at home
00:14:23We are not at home
00:14:25Why are you big?
00:14:27No one is my brother
00:14:29I'm a fucker
00:14:31I'm a body count
00:14:33I'm a knife
00:14:35It's like the G1KL
00:14:37Feel, you rap
00:14:39Speaker, beat her back
00:14:41Cheater, beat her back
00:14:43We bleed her neck
00:14:45Feel, you rap
00:14:47Speaker, beat her back
00:14:49Cheater, beat her back
00:14:51Cheater, beat her back
00:14:53I got a neck.
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:55Yeah.
00:14:56Big guy.
00:14:57Big guy.
00:14:58Big guy.
00:14:59What a bad.
00:15:00You're from Chambals?
00:15:01Yes, bro.
00:15:02Have you ever met Daku?
00:15:03Oh, my dad was with them.
00:15:06You come and I'll give you a message.
00:15:09Ha ha ha.
00:15:10Ha ha ha.
00:15:12Ha ha ha.
00:15:13Ha ha ha.
00:15:14Ha ha ha.
00:15:15Ha ha ha.
00:15:16Ha ha ha.
00:15:17Ha ha ha.
00:15:18What happened?
00:15:19Ha ha ha.
00:15:20Ha ha ha.
00:15:21There's a very interesting thing that you wrote.
00:15:23She's going through the steps and she's going through the steps.
00:15:26Ha ha ha.
00:15:27If someone's going through the steps, then...
00:15:28Is there a shift?
00:15:29My turn.
00:15:30My turn.
00:15:31My turn.
00:15:32My turn.
00:15:33My turn.
00:15:34My turn.
00:15:35My turn.
00:15:36He's going through the steps.
00:15:38My turn.
00:15:39My turn.
00:15:40My turn.
00:15:41My turn.
00:15:42My turn.
00:15:43My turn.
00:15:44My turn.
00:15:45My turn.
00:15:46When you came in the beginning, how did you do good?
00:15:48Have you ever seen a rap after you've been doing well?
00:15:50I was brutal in rap, but then I was like 71,
00:15:53body count,
00:15:55body count,
00:15:57accent bro,
00:15:59body count bro, yeah bro.
00:16:02This is the actual accent.
00:16:07Yeah, I mean, this side is like this, right?
00:16:09You've come from Chambal's show.
00:16:12How did you come from Chambal's show?
00:16:14From Chambal's show.
00:16:15Now I have a big story, I'll tell you.
00:16:18Connecting flight.
00:16:19I'll tell you, listen to me.
00:16:21Two days before the audition was cleared,
00:16:24two days before the audition was cleared,
00:16:26I had a train,
00:16:27my three-year-old meeting was cleared.
00:16:31Then I had a train,
00:16:32and that was cleared.
00:16:33I was not going to go.
00:16:35A guy is a guy,
00:16:36he's in Germany,
00:16:38he's leaving a good opportunity,
00:16:40I'm not going to go.
00:16:42So he said,
00:16:43I'm sending a flight to the flight,
00:16:45get it,
00:16:46he's got a ticket and he's coming.
00:16:47So the price is so bad.
00:16:49I have a flight late.
00:16:50I'm telling you,
00:16:51you're good.
00:16:52You're not going to go.
00:16:53You're not going to go.
00:16:54You're not going to go.
00:16:55You're going to go.
00:16:56You're going to go.
00:16:57I'm not going to go.
00:16:59Universe.
00:17:00Universe sign is giving me.
00:17:01Don't go.
00:17:02Don't go.
00:17:03Yes.
00:17:04What's going on?
00:17:05Tushar has done a song.
00:17:07Universe is going somewhere.
00:17:09Tushar has done a song with him.
00:17:11You look like a guy.
00:17:13No.
00:17:14No.
00:17:15No guy.
00:17:16He's not going to get some shit.
00:17:18No.
00:17:22Good.
00:17:23Don't hit the goal.
00:17:25You're going to get some shit.
00:17:27Why are you doing bodyguard?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:30You're going to get some shit.
00:17:32You're not going to get anything.
00:17:34To get some shit.
00:17:39What have you written?
00:17:40But you're going to get some shit.
00:17:42But you're going to get some shit.
00:17:50You can also get some message in rap.
00:17:52You will get some.
00:17:53I'll be quiet.
00:17:56It's a good song.
00:17:58What do you want to tell?
00:18:00I'm sitting here.
00:18:02I'll be quiet.
00:18:04I'll be quiet.
00:18:05I'll be quiet.
00:18:06I'll be quiet.
00:18:07I'll be quiet.
00:18:08I'll be quiet.
00:18:09I'll be quiet.
00:18:10I'll be quiet.
00:18:24I'll be quiet.
00:18:26I wouldn't be quiet.
00:18:27Be quiet now.
00:18:29I'll be quiet to you too.
00:18:30Well, as no idea ...
00:18:32I'll be quiet.
00:18:34Next question Cóot, sir.
00:18:36Can Iánidas do it in CCTV?
00:18:39I'll be quiet.
00:18:41I'll do it now, sir.
00:18:43He's cresed man.
00:18:45India's got retards.
00:18:48What audience is, sir?
00:18:50I'm going to hit the point, I'm going to hit the point, I'm not saying anything.
00:18:53No Buddhism bro, no Buddhism.
00:18:55What, kill yourself, kill yourself?
00:18:56Bro, close the door, the door is gone.
00:18:59Close the door, the door is gone.
00:19:01Shut up my friends, shut up my friends.
00:19:07Bro, tell me one thing.
00:19:10Say it.
00:19:11Say it.
00:19:14What, the sentence sentence has been finished?
00:19:16What?
00:19:17The sentence sentence has been finished.
00:19:18Stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:19:20I'm sorry.
00:19:22Have you seen before leaving the mother?
00:19:38Bro.
00:19:39I don't know how to do it in the mouth of my mouth.
00:19:48I don't know how to do it in the mouth.
00:19:52No, no.
00:19:54How did you feel in the mouth of my mouth?
00:19:58It was good, brother.
00:20:01You have such a good smile, brother.
00:20:05Why do you open your mouth?
00:20:08What do you do in the future?
00:20:10Rapper.
00:20:11What is it?
00:20:12There is attitude of rapper.
00:20:14But the flow was good.
00:20:15Yes, the song was good.
00:20:17The song was good.
00:20:19Good flow, guys.
00:20:21Cheer for the flow.
00:20:25Who is your favourite rapper?
00:20:27The favourite rapper?
00:20:29Who is your favourite rapper?
00:20:31See the Moth.
00:20:32What is the thing?
00:20:34The writing is very good.
00:20:36Good thing.
00:20:37Look, how did you humble it?
00:20:39No, brother.
00:20:40I'm doing a good answer now, brother.
00:20:43Let's go.
00:20:44One more time for Amy Verma.
00:20:48Time to score you, my brother.
00:20:50Amy Verma.
00:20:51I really liked your rapping.
00:20:53That's why I give you 10 out of 10.
00:20:55But what you said, that's why it's minus 4.
00:21:00Makes it 6.
00:21:0210 from Beer Biceps.
00:21:04Let's go.
00:21:05Thank you, bro.
00:21:067, bro.
00:21:087.
00:21:098.
00:21:108.
00:21:118.
00:21:128.
00:21:13It's a reference of Ajit Tanjlani.
00:21:15Clearly nobody gets it.
00:21:17Not my audience.
00:21:18Where is your audience?
00:21:19Why?
00:21:20Nowhere.
00:21:21Fuck, man.
00:21:22Aapurva.
00:21:23I gave you 2.
00:21:24For 2 rupees.
00:21:262.
00:21:27Why?
00:21:289.
00:21:299.
00:21:30So that makes you average.
00:21:327.
00:21:338.
00:21:348.
00:21:358.
00:21:36Oh.
00:21:37Shukaran nahi jitha, bhai.
00:21:38I can't put it.
00:21:39Oh.
00:21:40Koi baat nahi, bro.
00:21:41Amy Verma.
00:21:42Thank you so much for joining me.
00:21:43Thank you, bro.
00:21:47We're gonna see some sit-down comedy.
00:21:49Make some noise for Karan Shah.
00:21:55Zora Talia for Karan Shah.
00:21:57Woo!
00:21:58Woo!
00:21:59Woo!
00:22:00Woo!
00:22:01Woo!
00:22:02Woo!
00:22:03Bhenchod was the first bridge that was made in Mumbai so fast.
00:22:08Nice one.
00:22:09Nice one.
00:22:10Nice one.
00:22:16So yesterday, India has got a call from Latin.
00:22:18That I have been selected.
00:22:20I am super excited.
00:22:22The second second I realized that Bhenchod will not be able to be with us.
00:22:25Because there was an option of stand-up comedy.
00:22:28And I was like, how the fuck will I do stand-up comedy?
00:22:32Now, you will think about this relationship status.
00:22:39Okay?
00:22:40It's very simple, boss.
00:22:42You don't have to arrange marriage.
00:22:44If you have to do love marriage,
00:22:46that's also my mother's blessing.
00:22:48Because marriage is not an option for me.
00:22:51Okay?
00:22:52Woo!
00:22:54Woo!
00:22:55Woo!
00:22:56Woo!
00:22:57Woo!
00:22:58Woo!
00:22:59So,
00:23:00I was only sitting at home in this one day.
00:23:02As fucking usual, Bhenchod.
00:23:05I downloaded Tinder.
00:23:07And I was swiping.
00:23:09It was a match with a person.
00:23:11The conversation is good.
00:23:12The vibe is good.
00:23:13So we decided, let's go out on a date.
00:23:16Movie date.
00:23:17Then, the movie was coming.
00:23:19Okay?
00:23:20Kick!
00:23:25So, the movie was watching.
00:23:27It was an interval.
00:23:29I ate popcorn.
00:23:30Then I thought, what will it do?
00:23:32I told her, let's go to my place.
00:23:34You know?
00:23:35I decided, I must.
00:23:36I decided to make a place.
00:23:38Dim lights on.
00:23:39It was on.
00:23:40It was a bottle of wine.
00:23:41It was a drink.
00:23:42We were flirting.
00:23:43And we were flirting.
00:23:44And then, they said,
00:23:46Karan.
00:23:47Will you bang me?
00:23:49I was like a bitch.
00:23:51I was like a bitch.
00:23:52I was sitting on a brother's movie.
00:23:54I was sitting on a four wheeler.
00:23:55I was sitting on it.
00:23:56I was sitting on it.
00:23:57I was sitting on it.
00:24:01The day was blocked.
00:24:02Now, my act was finished before.
00:24:05I don't work.
00:24:06I don't work.
00:24:07I don't work.
00:24:08I don't work.
00:24:09I don't work.
00:24:10Love it.
00:24:11Love it.
00:24:12Love it.
00:24:13I don't work.
00:24:14You're good.
00:24:15I don't work.
00:24:16I don't work.
00:24:17I don't work.
00:24:18I don't work.
00:24:19I don't work.
00:24:20I don't work.
00:24:21You're like a bitch.
00:24:22I'm screaming.
00:24:23But you are so good.
00:24:27Karan Shah can't get started.
00:24:28Karan, you're crazy.
00:24:31How long are you doing this?
00:24:33This is my first show.
00:24:35What?
00:24:36Fantastic confidence.
00:24:38What a joke, brother.
00:24:40Ashish, you've already killed the first time.
00:24:45Karan Shah, first time doing comedy, what inspired you to do comedy?
00:24:52It was a lockdown and I was bored.
00:24:56I was in my village in Gujarat and I was frustrated.
00:25:01So I made a video of frustration of how a person on a wheelchair feels in India.
00:25:07And that video was suddenly viral. So I thought that maybe this is something that might work.
00:25:12And I kept on doing it. That's it.
00:25:14So that video was done?
00:25:15It was done. Unfortunately.
00:25:21You're a big Karan Shah. What a cute smile.
00:25:25So Karan, what is it called?
00:25:28Sorry?
00:25:29It is Spinal Muscular Atrophy.
00:25:33You know, it is degenerating. As I grow, it deteriorates.
00:25:37I think it's simple.
00:25:38I think it's simple.
00:25:39I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
00:25:40I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
00:25:41I'm hungry.
00:25:42I'm hungry.
00:25:43I'm hungry.
00:25:44I'm hungry.
00:25:45What a joke.
00:25:46What a joke.
00:25:48And you've won Bharat Prerna Award.
00:25:50Yes.
00:25:51You didn't say that there?
00:25:53No.
00:25:54But there is a joke.
00:25:55It's a joke.
00:25:56It's a joke.
00:25:57It's a joke.
00:25:58But it's a joke.
00:25:59It's a joke.
00:26:00It's a joke.
00:26:01It's a joke.
00:26:02It's a joke.
00:26:03It's a joke.
00:26:04It's a joke.
00:26:05It's a joke.
00:26:06It's a joke.
00:26:07It's a joke.
00:26:08It's a joke.
00:26:09It's a joke.
00:26:10It's a joke.
00:26:11Karan, like, genuinely, you know, as what's the right word?
00:26:16I prefer calling myself disabled.
00:26:18But what should we call you?
00:26:23Longdao bula.
00:26:24No.
00:26:25No.
00:26:26No.
00:26:27What's that?
00:26:28Physically.
00:26:29Apang.
00:26:30Divyaang.
00:26:31Divyaang.
00:26:32So as a Divyaang, let me put my...
00:26:35My friend's name is Divyaang.
00:26:37So what do you think, like, when a Divyaang comes to our show, should we make fun of them or should we not make fun of them?
00:26:46Because I believe that we should treat everyone equally.
00:26:49Look, if they're coming to your show, I feel they know what they're coming for.
00:26:53So I don't think it is wrong for you for making fun of them.
00:26:58If it's a joke, India's got latent.
00:27:00Let's go to talent.
00:27:02Let's fucking go.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:08What's that?
00:27:09You're independent economically.
00:27:11Economically and mentally.
00:27:13100% dependent physically.
00:27:14That's obvious.
00:27:16Physically to dependent.
00:27:18100%
00:27:19100%
00:27:20100%
00:27:21You don't have to do that.
00:27:22I've seen it.
00:27:23Yes.
00:27:24I mean, what you're trying to do is do it.
00:27:25So I'm physically a little bit independent.
00:27:27Look into his eyes and tell him that you're going to kill him.
00:27:32Kill him.
00:27:33Kill him.
00:27:34Kill him.
00:27:35Kill him.
00:27:36Kill him.
00:27:37Kill him.
00:27:38Kill him.
00:27:39Kill him.
00:27:40Kill him.
00:27:41Kill him.
00:27:42Kill him.
00:27:43Kill him.
00:27:44Kill him.
00:27:45Kill him.
00:27:46Kill him.
00:27:47Kill him.
00:27:48Kill him.
00:27:49Kill him.
00:27:50Kill him.
00:27:51Kill him.
00:27:52Kill him.
00:27:53Kill him.
00:27:54Kill him.
00:27:55Kill him.
00:27:56Kill him.
00:27:57Kill him.
00:27:58Kill him.
00:27:59Kill him.
00:28:00Kill him.
00:28:01Kill him.
00:28:02Kill him.
00:28:03Kill him.
00:28:04Kill him.
00:28:05Kill him.
00:28:06Kill him.
00:28:07Kill him.
00:28:08Kill him.
00:28:09Kill him.
00:28:10Kill him.
00:28:11Kill him.
00:28:12Kill him.
00:28:13Kill him.
00:28:14What happens to my assistant dog is basically there are a lot of things I can not do.
00:28:17So I've trained my dog like to remove my socks.
00:28:20Wow!
00:28:21In fact, she's here also. I've brought her here.
00:28:24And then she does mathematics, she'll open the cupboard, she'll put clothes in washing machine.
00:28:30Why don't you just get a maid, man?
00:28:33On this side, Indian society has a lot of taunt.
00:28:37No, but why don't you keep a maid?
00:28:39I'm doing my job. Why do I keep my job?
00:28:42Where is the dog?
00:28:52It's very big.
00:28:53Brother, let's see how much trained it is.
00:28:56Yes, it is.
00:28:57Let's go back to your house.
00:28:59You have to get out of here.
00:29:01Brother, someone's scared?
00:29:04What do you do?
00:29:05What's his name?
00:29:06Angel.
00:29:07Angel.
00:29:09Angel.
00:29:10Angel.
00:29:11Angel.
00:29:12Brother, what do you do with plastic?
00:29:15You do with plastic.
00:29:16You put your hand in your hand.
00:29:18I'm in the same place.
00:29:20I'm in the same place.
00:29:21I'm in the same place.
00:29:22You put plastic in the dustbin.
00:29:24So if you show something, do it and do it.
00:29:26Sit.
00:29:27Sit.
00:29:28Sit.
00:29:29Chiku.
00:29:30Chiku.
00:29:31That's a pet name.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:33Drop it.
00:29:34Socks.
00:29:35Oh!
00:29:36Socks.
00:29:37Shigu.
00:29:38Chigu.
00:29:39Pant.
00:29:40Socks.
00:29:41Socks.
00:29:42What do you do?
00:29:43She does mathematics.
00:29:44What do you do?
00:29:45She does mathematics.
00:29:46History.
00:29:47What?
00:29:48History.
00:29:49History.
00:29:50History.
00:29:51What?
00:29:52History.
00:29:53History.
00:29:54History.
00:29:55No.
00:29:56Match.
00:29:57Match.
00:29:58What do you do?
00:29:59Angel.
00:30:00Soni.
00:30:01Yeah.
00:30:02Good girl.
00:30:03Sit.
00:30:04Give me.
00:30:05Okay.
00:30:06Angel.
00:30:07Sit.
00:30:08Give me.
00:30:09Okay.
00:30:10I'll start with a basic question.
00:30:11Maybe like one plus one.
00:30:12Two.
00:30:13Good girl.
00:30:14Wow.
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:16Addition.
00:30:17I'll start with a basic question.
00:30:19Maybe like one plus one.
00:30:20Two.
00:30:21Good girl.
00:30:22Wow.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:24Addition.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:26Addition.
00:30:27Now I'll see.
00:30:28You can give anything which is below 10.
00:30:29Nine minus six.
00:30:30Nine minus six.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:32Sit.
00:30:33Stay.
00:30:34Listen.
00:30:35Nine minus six.
00:30:36A-6.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:38Stay.
00:30:39Listen.
00:30:40Nine minus six.
00:30:41Come.
00:30:42Come.
00:30:43Come.
00:30:44Come.
00:30:45Come.
00:30:46Come.
00:30:47This is a good one.
00:30:49Same thing.
00:30:50Well, let me take my hands.
00:30:51Oh
00:30:53Why
00:30:55One by zero
00:30:57One by zero
00:30:59Oh, yeah, Mera zero
00:31:01By a doctor
00:31:03Infinity
00:31:09All
00:31:11Or we bought
00:31:13Caesar, but that is in a home environment
00:31:15Where I've trained her
00:31:17To open my house
00:31:19Or to call my mom and dad
00:31:21So there's a control
00:31:23If I take food, I don't want to eat
00:31:25Yes, yes
00:31:26Let's see, brother
00:31:27Look how good Habitat candy is
00:31:33Chiku
00:31:35No! Angel
00:31:39Let's go, let's go
00:31:41No
00:31:43Angel, please
00:31:45Angel
00:31:47Angel
00:31:49Angel
00:31:51Angel
00:31:53Angel
00:31:55Angel
00:31:56No
00:31:57No
00:31:58No
00:31:59No
00:32:00No
00:32:01No
00:32:02No
00:32:03No
00:32:04No
00:32:05No
00:32:06But it's actually very good guys
00:32:07You should order from Habitat Canteen
00:32:09One weakness
00:32:11Indian society mindset
00:32:13What do you mean?
00:32:14I mean
00:32:15Look, the thing is
00:32:16That
00:32:17In Indian society
00:32:18What happened?
00:32:19What happened?
00:32:20Okay
00:32:21Who is this?
00:32:22Who is this?
00:32:23She is my friend
00:32:24Mitali
00:32:25Hey
00:32:26Hey
00:32:28I want to
00:32:29Cheeky
00:32:30Give it to you
00:32:33Long drive
00:32:34Let's go
00:32:35Hey
00:32:36What a joke
00:32:37Even he has a girlfriend
00:32:39What's your excuse?
00:32:40Very
00:32:45Rolling on the floor laughing
00:32:47You write here by controversial opinion
00:32:52Technology is making people dumber day by day
00:32:55and you are sitting on an electronic wheelchair.
00:32:59This is for me.
00:33:00Look, the biggest reason for my wheelchair is this one.
00:33:04Before that one was coming, right?
00:33:06The one.
00:33:07Like this.
00:33:08The one.
00:33:08The one.
00:33:09Okay?
00:33:10That's when I was a kid.
00:33:13Then this one came.
00:33:15Okay?
00:33:16It became motivated.
00:33:18Okay?
00:33:19Motivate.
00:33:20Yeah, I know.
00:33:21Okay?
00:33:22Now, you don't believe that I'm disabled.
00:33:25Okay?
00:33:25Okay?
00:33:25Yeah, what?
00:33:26Disabled.
00:33:27Okay?
00:33:29What the matter?
00:33:30Physically.
00:33:32So, in India, there was a group of disability.
00:33:35So, our get together was a person.
00:33:37So, there was a person in that.
00:33:39He also told his disability.
00:33:41I don't remember what he was saying.
00:33:42It was a keritocornas or something.
00:33:45So, I asked him what the meaning of disability is.
00:33:49He said, wait, let me tell you.
00:33:51I said, wait, let me see.
00:33:52You will Google yourself, what is it?
00:33:56I feel that technology is making people dumb and dumber every day.
00:34:01Sorry about that, Stephen Hawking.
00:34:06Just go to Epstein Island.
00:34:07I don't know what I've heard.
00:34:08Okay?
00:34:08Okay, bye.
00:34:12Oh, brother.
00:34:14Oh, brother.
00:34:15We are all about to kill each other for Divya and to D privya.
00:34:20Drink and drive.
00:34:20No, no.
00:34:21Oh, it's true.
00:34:23We are also putting a kick in the back.
00:34:26Too inspiring.
00:34:29Too inspiring.
00:34:30Too fucking good.
00:34:31All right, so it's time to score you, my brother. I'm giving you a 10 on 10, bro.
00:34:36Easy 10, bro. 10.
00:34:3810.
00:34:3810.
00:34:3910.
00:34:4010.
00:34:4010.
00:34:41That makes your average. A 10 on 10.
00:34:47Angel, how many scores?
00:34:4810.
00:34:50Brother, where are you going?
00:34:52I'm taking a score.
00:34:53I'm taking a score. Let's go.
00:34:55Woo!
00:34:57I'm taking a score first, but it's 10.
00:35:00Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
00:35:03I'm...
00:35:16Bro, that's fucking crazy, bro.
00:35:20So, my brother, if you have any old phone, you can sell it to Cashify for one lakh rupees.
00:35:29No matter what the phone is.
00:35:31He's giving a phone to Lovade.
00:35:34And he's going to make it all.
00:35:37Okay?
00:35:38Do you have a useless phone?
00:35:40I have useless legs.
00:35:42No matter what the phone is, you can sell it to one lakh rupees, but if you have a disabled phone, then you will...
00:35:51No, this is not, bro.
00:35:54So, any phone you have, bro, you've got one lakh rupees in return. Any phone at all.
00:36:00Let's go. Make some noise for Cashify also, bro.
00:36:03Thank you. Thank you so much for joining us, bro.
00:36:06Can I kiss you, bro?
00:36:07And you.
00:36:09Let's go, bro.
00:36:12All right, guys. We are down to the final act of the night.
00:36:21Make some noise for the final act.
00:36:23Mithilesh, Zodat Dalia, bro.
00:36:24Hey!
00:36:25Hey!
00:36:26Hey!
00:36:27Hey!
00:36:29Hey!
00:36:30Hey!
00:36:31Hey!
00:36:32Hey!
00:36:33What's the truth?
00:36:34Can you do this?
00:36:35How bad this is being played?
00:36:36Let's go!
00:36:37Quick Mithilesh, Zodat Dalia.
00:36:39Your big fan...
00:36:42Big fan...
00:36:43What the truth?
00:36:44Small fan.
00:36:45Sorry.
00:36:46Hello, hello. Hi, hi, hi.
00:36:48Oh my God, this is so exciting.
00:36:50Let's start.
00:36:52Let's start.
00:36:54Oh, sorry.
00:36:56He's a very big YouTuber mythpad.
00:36:58You know him?
00:37:00So, I have a list.
00:37:02There are all famous Bollywood actors.
00:37:04And I was performing four years ago.
00:37:06And I was very good to perform here.
00:37:08So, I have to give you a name from this list.
00:37:10And I will give you an essay.
00:37:12So, I will give you an essay.
00:37:14So, I will give you an essay.
00:37:16Okay, let's start.
00:37:17Amitra Bachchan.
00:37:18Namaskar.
00:37:19Devya Sajana.
00:37:20And welcome to you.
00:37:21The name is India's got later.
00:37:23Next one.
00:37:24Suri Shadi.
00:37:25Hey, Shabji.
00:37:26I love you.
00:37:27I love you.
00:37:28I love you.
00:37:29I love you.
00:37:30In this world, I can't do so much.
00:37:31I love you.
00:37:33Hey, Raju.
00:37:34Raju, tell me.
00:37:35Raju, I love you.
00:37:36Raju.
00:37:37I love you.
00:37:38I love you.
00:37:40I love you.
00:37:41And I love you.
00:37:42I love you.
00:37:43I love you.
00:37:44One second.
00:37:45Hey, Ashish.
00:37:46You're not here.
00:37:47You're not here.
00:37:48You're not here.
00:37:49India's got written.
00:37:50You're not here.
00:37:51Parash Rawal.
00:37:52Oh, my God.
00:37:53Oh, my God.
00:37:54Oh, my God.
00:37:55This is not true.
00:37:56Oh, my God.
00:37:57Oh, my God.
00:37:58Oh, my God.
00:37:59You're not here.
00:38:00You're not here.
00:38:01You're not here.
00:38:02You're not here.
00:38:03You're not here.
00:38:04I love you.
00:38:05I love you.
00:38:06Oh, my God.
00:38:07Oh, my God.
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09This is my India.
00:38:10I'm so happy.
00:38:12I love you.
00:38:13Be your biceps.
00:38:14Be your biceps.
00:38:15Bro, genuinely, bro.
00:38:16I'm getting a sort of...
00:38:18Brotherly vibe from you.
00:38:19And I have a question for you, bro.
00:38:20If you don't mind asking.
00:38:21I'm not gonna ask you about aliens.
00:38:22But...
00:38:23Have you ever thought about your death?
00:38:25Ritik Roshan.
00:38:26Oh, my God.
00:38:27Oh, my God.
00:38:28Oh, my God.
00:38:29Oh, my God.
00:38:30Oh, my God.
00:38:31Oh, my God.
00:38:32Oh, my God.
00:38:33Oh, my God.
00:38:34Oh, my God.
00:38:35Oh, my God.
00:38:36Oh, my God.
00:38:37Oh, my God.
00:38:38Oh, my God.
00:38:39Oh, my God.
00:38:40Do you not waste your whole life?
00:38:41One large man.
00:38:42He asks up regularly that alien.
00:38:43Hey, alien.
00:38:44I have two.
00:38:46I like asi鹿 and
00:38:46alguma.
00:38:47Hey, pesticides among our demons.
00:38:48Oh, my God always smells his.
00:38:49Of course.
00:38:49Do you leave me alone?
00:38:49Oh, my God becomes on this.:
00:38:50Oh, my God, no.
00:38:50Oh, my man.
00:38:51Oh, my God is dead
00:38:52By your fuel.
00:38:52Oh my God sometimes.
00:38:52Poor guy?
00:38:53Oh, my God is perfected
00:38:54Oh, my God's fault.
00:38:55Oh, my God is so blessed.
00:38:55It's winning.
00:38:56Oh, my God is so счag personal.
00:38:57Oh, my God is so blessed,
00:38:57Oh, my God is...
00:38:58What do you want me to do, man?
00:38:58Sorry do you want me to beware?
00:39:00My girlfriend involved with my girlfriend was not funny!
00:39:03Saranak sir!
00:39:05Listen, I've been 4 years old.
00:39:07And I've asked my mafia, what do you want me to do, man?
00:39:09Sorry, you can't call me T-shirt.
00:39:11Shah Rukh Khan!
00:39:12Pappu, I can't speak to my sanity, Pappu.
00:39:15I can't speak.
00:39:16But this time, the tables have turned, Pappu.
00:39:18This time, Mokesh Mehra will always play with me, Pappu.
00:39:21Because this time, Om Shanti, Om Khant, my brother,
00:39:24because the picture is still here, my friend.
00:39:30Thank you, thank you.
00:39:34Oh my god.
00:39:37Thank you so much.
00:39:38What the fuck?
00:39:40Oh.
00:39:41Oh.
00:39:42Bhai sahab.
00:39:43I got validation after 4 years.
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46Bro, what are you doing here, bhai?
00:39:48Why?
00:39:49What are you doing here?
00:39:50I want to perform.
00:39:51I want to perform.
00:39:52I don't know.
00:39:53Oh, bhai sahab.
00:39:54What are you doing here, bhai?
00:39:56Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:39:58I won too.
00:40:00There is a score.
00:40:01Proper.
00:40:02Oh, you want to be a participant?
00:40:03Of course.
00:40:04Fine then.
00:40:05Tell me about yourself.
00:40:06So, here I have written,
00:40:08you never won a competition in life.
00:40:10Yes.
00:40:11And that's why I got here.
00:40:12Because in college days,
00:40:13I did a lot of competitions.
00:40:14So, I performed this.
00:40:16Thus, at least,
00:40:17I was in 10-12 competitions.
00:40:19I never won.
00:40:20Okay, so let's see.
00:40:21So, this is the first story.
00:40:22Of course.
00:40:23Jaspreet, do you see them?
00:40:25I don't know.
00:40:26I don't know.
00:40:27I don't know.
00:40:28I don't know.
00:40:29When will you see your son?
00:40:30How many years ago?
00:40:31How many years ago?
00:40:32That's about three years ago.
00:40:33He did a lot.
00:40:38You asked for it, bhai.
00:40:40Mitlej, bhai.
00:40:42You are very, very tall.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:44What do you want to write?
00:40:45I'm going to ask you about interesting points.
00:40:47So, that's how interesting you are.
00:40:49That you have to write this.
00:40:51But you have so many followers, so many subscribers.
00:40:54How many subscribers are you?
00:40:5615-16 million subscribers.
00:40:5715-16 million subscribers.
00:40:5815 million subscribers.
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00So,
00:41:01Do you have to take the audience here too?
00:41:03If you are running,
00:41:04I will also be coming.
00:41:06So, as a successful YouTuber, Mitlej, bhai.
00:41:11What advice do you have to ask Ashish Chanchalani?
00:41:13Like,
00:41:14Bhai, put a video.
00:41:15Please, put a video.
00:41:16Put a video, bhai.
00:41:17Put a video.
00:41:18Put a video.
00:41:19Ashish bhai's mimicry,
00:41:20you haven't done it?
00:41:21That's right.
00:41:22What's the video?
00:41:23What's the video?
00:41:24Here it says,
00:41:25I'm only looking at my little girl.
00:41:28That's not written.
00:41:30Nothing.
00:41:31I'm looking at my little girl.
00:41:34I'm not looking at my little girl.
00:41:35What's the video?
00:41:36Soft, soft.
00:41:37Soft, soft.
00:41:38Soft, soft.
00:41:39I would like to ask you something.
00:41:41Do you watch porn?
00:41:43No.
00:41:44Really?
00:41:45Guys.
00:41:46Never, here and there.
00:41:47I can see.
00:41:48No.
00:41:49I can see.
00:41:50Where can I see from the Instagram?
00:41:51No.
00:41:52Like my Instagram.
00:41:54No.
00:41:55I mean, this is not like that.
00:41:57They are getting ready with me, basically.
00:41:59Like that.
00:42:00I love him.
00:42:02I made it for the first time, but it's very entertaining, so I made it for the first time.
00:42:12I made it for the first time, but it's very entertaining.
00:42:14I made it for the YouTube channel. I made it for the life.
00:42:16I had to do it, but it didn't work out.
00:42:18But it's very good. Your heart is very big.
00:42:20If you have 15 million followers, you can perform on our show.
00:42:24That means you have a big heart.
00:42:28I mean, not every organ can be big.
00:42:31But heart is big.
00:42:33So that's good.
00:42:35So...
00:42:3610.
00:42:37Hey, talk about something.
00:42:38Shit.
00:42:39You don't have a number, you can tell me.
00:42:42Anything before he leaves.
00:42:44Just too genuine a person.
00:42:45Thank you, bro.
00:42:52Alright, Mitlesh, it's time to score you.
00:42:54Because you have come as a participant, otherwise there was no need to.
00:42:57Of course, of course.
00:42:5810 on 10, I fucking love you.
00:43:00Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:43:01Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:43:0210, 10.
00:43:03Yes!
00:43:0410, bro.
00:43:05Yes!
00:43:0610, 10.
00:43:07Apoorva, I said small fan, I'm really sorry.
00:43:08I'm really...
00:43:09I'm going to look for you.
00:43:10I'm going to look for you.
00:43:11I'm going to look for you.
00:43:12Yes!
00:43:13Yes!
00:43:1410, bro. Easy 10.
00:43:15Yes!
00:43:16Yes!
00:43:17Yay!
00:43:18Yay!
00:43:19Yay!
00:43:20Yay!
00:43:21I won the first time I won the first time I won the first time I won the first time I won the first time I won the first time
00:43:35Congratulations, I got a lot of money for Midlash once more man
00:43:42So, what kind of gift you gave me to you?
00:43:45It won't work
00:43:46You gave me views
00:43:48Thank you so much for coming
00:43:51And that was India's God Lady
00:43:54Thank you so much for watching
00:43:56I hope you had a great time
00:43:57Bye bye
00:43:58Good night
00:43:59See you soon
00:44:04How many years have you been?
00:44:06Eight years
00:44:07Fuck
00:44:08I mean six years of relationship and two years of marriage
00:44:12Two years?
00:44:13But we know each other since 2013 so almost like more than a decade
00:44:16So what is the most favourite thing about him?
00:44:19He is very nice to people
00:44:21Very nice
00:44:22Genuinely nice as a YouTuber
00:44:24Not just because I am his wife but everybody
00:44:27He is very nice
00:44:28Aapurva
00:44:29You are single
00:44:30Yes
00:44:31So maybe some tips if you need because you keep looking for a boy
00:44:33Please
00:44:34Please
00:44:35How does she find a boy like him?
00:44:36What's the cost in me?
00:44:37Nothing
00:44:38Nothing
00:44:39Nothing
00:44:40Nothing
00:44:41Nothing
00:44:42Nothing
00:44:43Nothing
00:44:44Nothing
00:44:45Nothing
00:44:46No
00:44:47No
00:44:48No
00:44:49But she is like looking for a boyfriend since a long time
00:44:50Yeah
00:44:51So many times in Instagram
00:44:52Every third story she is looking for
00:44:54Depends
00:44:55She is really looking for a boyfriend or just something casual
00:45:00She is looking for a guy
00:45:01No, no
00:45:02I am looking for a boyfriend
00:45:03I am not saying that
00:45:05I am so much
00:45:06I am so much
00:45:07I am so much
00:45:08I am so much
00:45:09Sanskari
00:45:10I am a person
00:45:11I am so much
00:45:12Sanskari
00:45:13I am so much
00:45:14Challenge.
00:45:15You're beating the door right away.
00:45:17And minimum change from below.
00:45:22He's saying that he doesn't have me.
00:45:23Which one?
00:45:32He's going down from below.
00:45:33There's no change.
00:45:34Oh!
00:45:39Oh, man.
00:45:40You came here to win, but you lost.
00:45:44So, how much is it?
00:45:46Don't answer that.
00:45:48Don't answer.
00:45:49No.
00:45:51I'm not going to say that.
00:45:52Hey, brother, come on.
00:45:53Come on, you're going to win.
00:45:54You're going to win.
00:45:55You're going to win.
00:45:57You're going to win.
00:45:59I'm going to win.
00:46:01Oh, my God.
00:46:05Thank you so much.
00:46:06You can go.
00:46:07Yeah, I'll do it.
00:46:08You can go.
00:46:09I'll do it.
00:46:10So, we will never know the answer to this question.
00:46:14But we know it's less than six.
00:46:17So, I thought I was going to do more in breakup.
00:46:19And then I got to get to Ashish.
00:46:21I've been in three relationships in 15 years.
00:46:23I've been in 15 years.
00:46:24So...
00:46:29So, Meet Thakkar.
00:46:32Here, you have a flat foot.
00:46:34Yep.
00:46:35You also have flat material.
00:46:37How long is your dick?
00:46:40No.
00:46:41No.
00:46:42You love his eyes.
00:46:45Why podcast?
00:46:46You were touched in train.
00:46:48How long is your dick?
00:46:49How long is your dick?
00:46:51How long is your dick?
00:46:53No.
00:46:53Ranveer, if you go to Gujarat, I feel something I'm feeling.
00:46:56Oh, my God.
00:46:58Yes.
00:46:59I'll show you something.
00:47:03College dropout.
00:47:04Why didn't you do the degree?
00:47:07Third year.
00:47:08Third year.
00:47:08You don't like the subject of civil?
00:47:10Yes.
00:47:11I can't make a chair.
00:47:12I can't make a chair.
00:47:14So, why don't you make a chair?
00:47:20I was doing Abacus.
00:47:22You were doing Abacus?
00:47:23Abacus.
00:47:23You were doing Abacus?
00:47:25So, I was a big competition.
00:47:27Why?
00:47:28But what use Abacus when you're a calculator?
00:47:32It's fast calculation.
00:47:33Do it.
00:47:3556 into 13 divided by 3.5.
00:47:41208.
00:47:51I think the word cheating should be redefined.
00:47:53What?
00:47:53You have written this?
00:47:54Yes.
00:47:54I'm not saying.
00:47:55Why do I say this?
00:47:55Yes.
00:47:56I'm not saying this.
00:47:57Why do I say this?
00:47:57Take a hand.
00:47:58Take a hand.
00:47:58Take a hand.
00:47:59You think cheating should be redefined?
00:48:01She thinks cheating.
00:48:02She thinks.
00:48:02Sorry.
00:48:03This is not this.
00:48:04This is not this.
00:48:04This is not this.
00:48:06What is your take on cheating?
00:48:08I believe, yes, even watching porn counts as cheating.
00:48:11It's cheating.
00:48:11I feel the wrong thing.
00:48:14It's already cheating.
00:48:16Please.
00:48:18Why are you doing that?
00:48:18Do you feel this?
00:48:20Sorry.
00:48:24Why do you think porn is cheating?
00:48:26What does it count?
00:48:27That's my opinion.
00:48:28Unpopular opinion.
00:48:30Do you see porn?
00:48:31Obviously.
00:48:32Obviously, bro.
00:48:32So, you don't have to tell your wife?
00:48:35Who knows who she is watching?
00:48:36I don't know who she is watching.
00:48:38I've come for 2 minutes.
00:48:40This is what I'm talking about.
00:48:41Look at my own, my own, my own, my own, my own.
00:48:43Baby Ji, I'm watching this video, until the end.
00:48:46Yes, they'll see the end, because I don't see it until the end.
00:48:57I feel that you've been very young,
00:48:59but you've read it, you're very smart.
00:49:02I know what you're talking about.
00:49:05What is it?
00:49:05How does the pawn count count in cheating?
00:49:07I just want to.
00:49:08I mean, I mean, I have a small example.
00:49:10For example, if you're watching a pawn star,
00:49:14and you're doing it for yourself,
00:49:18apparently, that's not cheating.
00:49:20But what if that pawn star is your friend?
00:49:23Our friend's pawn star?
00:49:24But what if you're watching someone you know?
00:49:27So, I can see, if my friend is,
00:49:29and he's making a pawn,
00:49:30and he's like a rose,
00:49:32so I'm watching him and I'm supporting him.
00:49:34I'll tell you, I'll tell you,
00:49:39I'll tell you, I'll tell you,
00:49:40I'll tell you, I'll tell you,
00:49:41I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
00:49:43Come on, Rahim Ji.
00:49:45I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
00:49:46I'll tell you.
00:49:52Okay, Rachana Ji,
00:49:54if I'm talking about thinking about someone else,
00:49:57is that also cheating?
00:49:58How are you loyal to your partner then?
00:50:00You're thinking about someone else, right?
00:50:02But if I am, I'm asking you, it's cheating.
00:50:03Yeah.
00:50:04So, how you know what I'm thinking?
00:50:06So, we'll never know.
00:50:08We'll never know.
00:50:09So, do you think I'm a cheater?
00:50:11Are you cheating?
00:50:12We'll never know.
00:50:15We'll never know.
00:50:18Does anyone else sense sexual tension here?
00:50:22I'm sensing here, why?
00:50:24Come down, I'll tell you, I'll show you a Yeti.
00:50:36So, you're...
00:50:37Right, man.
00:50:38Is there anyone else's boyfriend?
00:50:40No.
00:50:40Have you ever seen?
00:50:41Yes.
00:50:42Okay.
00:50:43What happened to break up?
00:50:44He was watching porn porn.
00:50:45He was watching porn porn star.
00:50:48No, he cheated on me.
00:50:51He cheated on you.
00:50:52Fuck, man.
00:50:53But by watching porn?
00:50:54By watching porn.
00:50:54No, no, no.
00:50:55Really, really.
00:50:56Asliyat wala.
00:50:57When does it look like porn porn?
00:50:59If it was porn porn, then it was thrown out.
00:51:01Or if it was thrown out.
00:51:03It's a little bit lower.
00:51:05In the cheating grid, porn is a little bit lower.
00:51:07In the cheating grid, porn is a little bit lower.
00:51:09A little bit lower.
00:51:09If it's VR porn porn.
00:51:12It's always better than actually, physically cheating.
00:51:15I think.
00:51:16Okay.
00:51:17Man, I saw the VR porn porn.
00:51:18I thought you're the only one.
00:51:19So...
00:51:20That's cheating.
00:51:21I have seen it.
00:51:22I've seen it one time.
00:51:24And after that, I took it over.
00:51:25I didn't do it.
00:51:26I don't think I'm doing it.
00:51:28I'm not sure.
00:51:29I've seen it at night.
00:51:31I'm like...
00:51:32What a big kid.
00:51:34Man.
00:51:35Man.
00:51:36Man.
00:51:37Man.
00:51:38Man.
00:51:39Man.
00:51:40Man.
00:51:41Man.
00:51:42Man.
00:51:43Man.
00:51:44Man.
00:51:45Man.
00:51:46If you don't mind.
00:51:47His ex came to me and told me.
00:51:49His ex came to me and told me.
00:51:51He cheated on me with his ex.
00:51:53Fuck.
00:51:54He went back to his ex.
00:51:56So he basically refurbished his relationship.
00:52:06One controversial opinion.
00:52:07Being gay is cringe.
00:52:08Please switch to default settings.
00:52:10So what are your concerns from gay people?
00:52:12I don't like it.
00:52:13So don't take them.
00:52:16I don't like gay people.
00:52:17I know you don't like gay people.
00:52:19But still.
00:52:19You don't like gay people.
00:52:20But still.
00:52:25What's the main mean by gay people?
00:52:27I don't like gay people.
00:52:30Have you ever thought that if you're gay?
00:52:32No, I'm not gay.
00:52:34What is gay vibe?
00:52:35First thing.
00:52:36Like how.
00:52:39What is gay?
00:52:42I'm gay, the first one.
00:52:43How does that know?
00:52:44So you're watching the whole time.
00:52:46If your child gets gay,
00:52:48he won't.
00:52:50Guarantee.
00:52:51What's the matter?
00:52:52He's got a nurse-banty.
00:52:55He's got a nurse-banty.
00:52:58Get out of bed.
00:53:00Gay is in your mind.
00:53:01If someone offered you one crore in cash.
00:53:04No, no, no.
00:53:05Listen to me.
00:53:06Listen to me.
00:53:07Listen to me.
00:53:09Listen to me. Interesting offer.
00:53:11If someone asks you,
00:53:11Ranveer Bhai's island.
00:53:18So you'll choose in which position?
00:53:21My name is Deepak Kalal.
00:53:24We'll give you more.
00:53:26First Ranveer's price, then Deepak Kalal.
00:53:29Zero, zero.
00:53:30Not interested.
00:53:31Two crore in cash.
00:53:33Right now?
00:53:34Yeah, right now, right now, right now.
00:53:36Two crore in cash.
00:53:37You'd suck my dick.
00:53:39Let's go. Why you looking?
00:53:40Let's go!
00:53:44I will get you one thousand euros.
00:53:50Give me U.P.I. number.
00:53:53If Bhazi...
00:53:56Bhazi or Bhazi is a bad guy.
00:54:04If Bhazi is a bad guy, then how many will you be done with it?
00:54:08It's not food, it's not food.
00:54:10It's not food.
00:54:18When I was born with a girl, I would say, I'm going to beat him.
00:54:21His fantasy was released.
00:54:24He said, yes, Teddy.
00:54:30Okay, bro, I have another question.
00:54:31Yes.
00:54:32Would you rather
00:54:34watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life?
00:54:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:54:40What's going on, bro?
00:54:41Just take it right away.
00:54:43Or, would you join in once and stop it forever?
00:54:46Join in? What the fuck, bro?
00:54:52Bro, sir,
00:54:53these are all rejected questions of your podcast.
00:54:56Yeah.
00:55:02Bro, what's your mind blowing?
00:55:03What a question, bro.
00:55:04I feel like you're acting like this.
00:55:09Say it right away.
00:55:10I love it.
00:55:15Whoa!
00:55:21Whoa!
00:55:22Whoa!
00:55:23Whoa!
00:55:24Oh, man.
00:55:27Oh, man.
00:55:39Well, have you seen the only one?
00:55:41You can see just one other of the episodes right away.
00:55:47Oh, yes, Werah works.
00:55:49tasty Weg zodra
00:55:51I have written here that the hair was cut off.
00:55:58Yes, it was done, but it was cut off.
00:56:01Yes, the stereotype is true.
00:56:03Yes, it happened in 2008.
00:56:062008?
00:56:07Yes.
00:56:08Then what happened to the breakup?
00:56:09It took science.
00:56:10Our age is getting quickly, but the girl is 20-22.
00:56:15Ah, okay, pre-booking.
00:56:18Friends, the pre-booking is no need for cashify.
00:56:23Immediately, you buy and you get it.
00:56:27Right there.
00:56:28If you meet with ex-wife, what would you talk about?
00:56:32Ex-wife, bro.
00:56:34Who was born in childhood, if you meet with them, what would you talk about?
00:56:38I think that if my Instagram will see you,
00:56:41then you will think that the girl is a swanthar, but she left.
00:56:45Oh.
00:56:46Okay, so you are in it.
00:56:47That's my love.
00:56:48That's my love.
00:56:50That's my love.
00:56:51That's my love.
00:56:52That's my love.
00:56:53I'm happy.
00:56:54Okay, you want to be happy?
00:56:55Yes, I'm happy.
00:56:56100% of my love.
00:56:57I've done my baby's work.
00:56:58I've done my baby's work.
00:57:07Woo!
00:57:12Woo!
00:57:14Woo!
00:57:16Terima kasih telah menonton!
00:57:20Satsang with Mooji
00:57:42Buy a chicken-ticka, garam-garam-garam-garam.
00:58:12We have to kill him.
00:58:20What are we going to do next?
00:58:26Buy a chicken-tick, please.
00:58:30Are you going to fire extinguisher?
00:58:31I'll throw you fire extinguisher.
00:58:33It's empty.
00:58:34You'll come here.
00:58:36You'll come back with your phone.
00:58:37I've never done this.
00:58:42Huh?
00:58:46Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
00:58:50Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
00:58:52.
00:58:53DJ Chetaz gaya waaay
00:58:55.
00:58:57Chetaz, Chetaz itta barely going away with time
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00:59:09You don't have a show of yourself, right?
00:59:16Every show comes in every show.
00:59:19Better, DJJ10.
00:59:21Bro, sir.
00:59:24My mood is wrong.
00:59:29Bro, you're going to be right now.
00:59:32Just kill one bite.
00:59:34Ahhhh!
00:59:37What's going on?
00:59:38All good?
00:59:39It will go.
00:59:40It will go?
00:59:41Yeah, it will.
00:59:42Best act ever.
00:59:43Take a deep breath.
00:59:48Come on in the guest list.
00:59:54Look behind it.
00:59:57Sponsorship is going on.
01:00:01Hi.
01:00:02Hi.
01:00:03Hi.
01:00:04Hi, guys.
01:00:05Man, you are so fire.
01:00:08Fire dancer, bro.
01:00:09He dropped it.
01:00:10He dropped it.
01:00:11He dropped it.
01:00:12He dropped it.
01:00:13He dropped it.
01:00:15What?
01:00:16Urban claps are here.
01:00:20Where are you from?
01:00:21Kerala.
01:00:22Kerala?
01:00:23Yes.
01:00:24I feel like you've ever met your feelings.
01:00:26Me?
01:00:27No, not at all.
01:00:29I feel like you've had some crazy life experiences.
01:00:32It's not crazy.
01:00:33It's just that the reality keeps changing.
01:00:35I think you'll understand that better.
01:00:37Ashish?
01:00:38You, you, you.
01:00:39Me?
01:00:40Yeah.
01:00:41Like what?
01:00:42Like what do you mean reality keeps changing?
01:00:43So let's say for the first ten years I'm somebody else.
01:00:46Next five years I've been somebody else.
01:00:47I don't know who I'm going to be tomorrow.
01:00:48So what was the last time you did acid?
01:00:51Huh?
01:00:52Is this your real name?
01:00:53Pearl William?
01:00:54Pearl is my name.
01:00:55I don't have a surname.
01:00:56William is my dad's name.
01:00:57So it's name, name.
01:00:58Oh, he was like a writer or something?
01:01:00No.
01:01:01Okay.
01:01:02He wasn't a writer.
01:01:03It's just his name is William.
01:01:04Yeah.
01:01:05Cool name, right?
01:01:06So what did your father do?
01:01:08He was a doctor.
01:01:09Wow.
01:01:10Yeah.
01:01:11So he failed to treat you?
01:01:12Because he failed to, yeah.
01:01:17Maybe because he failed to treat me, I'm here.
01:01:21I think y'all should kiss.
01:01:22Really?
01:01:23Oh, man.
01:01:24I'm joking.
01:01:25Oh, man.
01:01:26I'm joking.
01:01:27Oh, man.
01:01:28Give me a kiss.
01:01:30Got it.
01:01:31I'll do that before it.
01:01:34How many times you've kissed me?
01:01:36You've come from the morning.
01:01:38Do you have a ring on your face?
01:01:40Oh, yes, I do.
01:01:41Do you have a ring on your face?
01:01:42Oh, yes, I do.
01:01:43Do you have a ring on this?
01:01:45I will do that before it.
01:01:47How many times you've kissed me?
01:01:49You've got a ring on your face.
01:01:54Full circle.
01:01:55Oh, my.
01:01:56I want to have a long conversation with you.
01:01:58Please, invite.
01:01:59I would love it.
01:02:00Invite to podcast.
01:02:01You probably have an alien on your podcast.
01:02:03I really love your podcast.
01:02:05And I've given hours and hours to it.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:08Yeah.
01:02:09What do you think?
01:02:10If we were to talk, what would we talk about?
01:02:11A lot about life and a lot more than that.
01:02:13Tell me about some different reality.
01:02:15He's asking you about your mushroom trip.
01:02:18My mushroom trip?
01:02:20What?
01:02:21I don't know how to say this to you.
01:02:22Yeah.
01:02:23But I don't want a daughter like you.
01:02:25You want a daughter like me?
01:02:27What are you saying?
01:02:29Trying to frame it in a good way.
01:02:32But you are a great person.
01:02:35I get it.
01:02:36It's like, you know, I like observing you.
01:02:39So, Pearl William, what's your political leaning?
01:02:42Political leaning?
01:02:43I don't watch politics.
01:02:45You don't have any political opinion?
01:02:46No, no.
01:02:47Did you vote?
01:02:48Me?
01:02:49No.
01:02:50Kerala, sir.
01:02:51100% literacy.
01:02:52I just want out of his voice.
01:03:06Put your shoes on.
01:03:14Sure.