Perry, a mattress store manager, hatches a wild plan to impress the girl of his dreams, but his efforts go off the rails when his fake kidnapping of her brother gets more complicated than he expected.
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00:00There's two types of people in this world.
00:04The doers and the watchers.
00:09I've always had a master plan.
00:11By the store, house on the lake with Lynette.
00:15Hey, could you help my brother get something from my car for me?
00:20Asking her on a date is out of the question, or?
00:23I need something big.
00:24I got an idea.
00:27People love heroes, right?
00:28Save her little brother.
00:31Riker.
00:31Kidnap her.
00:33Just like they just pamperly are.
00:35What?
00:38What's in it for me?
00:40Do you help true love find its course?
00:42No, I want your car.
00:43That can be arranged.
00:44Wait, no, no, no.
00:46Who's this guy?
00:47Oh, my God.
00:49Ow!
00:52Nice.
00:54We did it.
00:54We have your brother.
00:59What?
01:00We're gonna need $10,000.
01:03Or else your kid gets it.
01:05Yeah.
01:08Somebody took Riker.
01:09I'll take care of it.
01:12Sidewalk where you can end the trip.
01:13Boys.
01:14No!
01:14Riker Gene is missing.
01:16What?
01:17What?
01:17Hey, so what's the plan now?
01:24Wait a second.
01:26We know that car.
01:35Uh-oh.
01:36Where'd he go?
01:37Well, he's not gonna be under that pillow.
01:38Process of elimination, all right?
01:41I don't know what game you're in, but I'm hindracking it.
01:43Okay?
01:44Get us out of here.
01:48I'm drunk.
01:49How many times is he gonna cock that shit?
01:51I don't know.
01:54You think you're some sort of hero?
01:57I hate to break it to you, kid.
01:59There's no such thing as a hero.
02:07We're getting rid of it.
02:08Guess we probably could have just painted it, huh?