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00:00:00Welcome to India's Gold Leader!
00:00:10Are we ready to start the show?
00:00:12Yes!
00:00:13We have a crazy line-up for you, so make some noise for the crazy, crazy line-up!
00:00:17Ashish Chanchalani!
00:00:21Ranveer Alabadia!
00:00:23Jaspreet Singh!
00:00:25And...
00:00:26Ribeltier Apurwa!
00:00:30What an epic, epic panel we have!
00:00:33We have India's best podcaster,
00:00:35who are crazy, crazy people come to the channel,
00:00:38who are intellectuals,
00:00:39make some noise for Raj Shamani!
00:00:45Ranveer Alabadia!
00:00:49Ranveer!
00:00:50Ranveer!
00:00:51Ranveer, how are you feeling today at the show?
00:00:54India's Gold Leader, how are you feeling?
00:00:56It's very good.
00:00:57I'm glad no one's asking for tickets anymore.
00:01:00So...
00:01:02Happy for you guys that...
00:01:05You're getting to attend, baby!
00:01:06It's gonna be a great show!
00:01:07Look, Ranveer,
00:01:08we don't give a guest to our show!
00:01:15I love this guy!
00:01:16I love this guy!
00:01:19And...
00:01:20we also have...
00:01:21Ashish Chanchalani!
00:01:27Have you seen his podcast,
00:01:28he keeps saying his girlfriend cheated on him,
00:01:29as a breakup,
00:01:30or a pain?
00:01:31I didn't say anything like that!
00:01:33That's my podcast!
00:01:34I love this guy!
00:01:40But you're a civil engineer, right?
00:01:41Yes!
00:01:42But you could not build a relationship!
00:01:43Yes!
00:01:46Just some constructive criticism!
00:01:48I'll take it!
00:01:49I'll take it!
00:01:51Look bro,
00:01:52I'll take it!
00:01:53I'll take it!
00:01:54I'll take it!
00:01:55I'll take it!
00:02:01And we also have...
00:02:02Prajikta Kohli from Misho!
00:02:04No!
00:02:09Prajikta Kohli,
00:02:10sometimes,
00:02:11sometimes,
00:02:12sometimes,
00:02:13sometimes,
00:02:14sometimes,
00:02:15sometimes,
00:02:16but...
00:02:19I love your Kusha,
00:02:20but...
00:02:21how are you feeling?
00:02:22Aapurva,
00:02:23how are you feeling?
00:02:24To grow up,
00:02:25I have better taste!
00:02:31But Aapurva,
00:02:32Happy Children's Day!
00:02:33Thank you!
00:02:34Thank you so much for coming!
00:02:35But Zoradha Thalia for Aapurva also!
00:02:39Ekbaaz,
00:02:40Zoradha Thalia for Jaspreet Singh also!
00:02:41Come on!
00:02:44Jaspreet bhai,
00:02:45do you know him?
00:02:46Jaspreet bhai?
00:02:47Yes!
00:02:48He's a very OG comic,
00:02:49and he's not as humble as Balraj,
00:02:51or as funny as Maheep,
00:02:52but he's more available than both of them!
00:02:55So he's here!
00:02:56Thank you so much for coming, Jaspreet bhai!
00:02:58Thank you, thank you!
00:02:59It's going to be a mic!
00:03:00I'm going to be a guy!
00:03:01But Jaspreet bhai,
00:03:02when I had started comedy,
00:03:04he used to give me a lot of opening spots,
00:03:05and it means a lot to me that you are here bhai!
00:03:07Thank you!
00:03:08Thank you!
00:03:09Thank you!
00:03:11Do you see this show?
00:03:12I've seen the show!
00:03:13I've seen the show!
00:03:14I've seen the show!
00:03:15I've seen the show too!
00:03:16I've seen the show too!
00:03:17I've seen the show too!
00:03:18I've seen the show too!
00:03:19But yeah, bhai!
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00:04:56Okay, let's go!
00:04:59So, are we ready to start?
00:05:01India has got latent!
00:05:04So make some noise
00:05:05for the first act of the night,
00:05:07Parth Sunil Ghate!
00:05:08Hey!
00:05:12Oh yeah!
00:05:13Hello!
00:05:16Hello!
00:05:17Yes!
00:05:18Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:05:19One second!
00:05:25Love you, bro!
00:05:27Yes!
00:05:28One second!
00:05:29One second!
00:05:30One second!
00:05:31Absolutely!
00:05:32Yes!
00:05:34Yes!
00:05:35Yes!
00:05:46You used to say,
00:05:51everything,
00:05:52Yep!
00:05:53You came toaver is ran你是
00:05:54تمis
00:05:55cioè
00:05:57Thank you very much.
00:06:27foreign
00:06:57Dear biceps, Yeti Ka bhai, true gentleman, Paliraj guy.
00:07:01Hey!
00:07:02I don't know what happened to people.
00:07:06Drugsma 20, one-one-one, I said to my patient.
00:07:09What the hell?
00:07:15Bro, why do all the boys ignore you?
00:07:21Something happens to you too.
00:07:24Today I got a bag from the bottom, and I got a cute little red flag from it.
00:07:33So what do you do with Parth?
00:07:39I'm a doctor.
00:07:41Oh!
00:07:42What's your story?
00:07:44He told me in rap, he intubated the patient.
00:07:47Okay, I didn't hear that. Sorry, I was taking a vibe.
00:07:50Who is your doctor?
00:07:52I'm an anesthetist.
00:07:53Oh!
00:07:54Is that what Anastasia gives?
00:07:56Then I listen to the person.
00:07:58It happens.
00:07:59Do you see an alien?
00:08:01I have to ask her.
00:08:03Have you ever given an anesthesia?
00:08:05Have you ever given an anesthesia?
00:08:08Just checking.
00:08:09Have you ever given an anesthesia?
00:08:15In emergency duty.
00:08:17In emergency duty, this rap was written.
00:08:20I have written this.
00:08:22In emergency duty.
00:08:23I wrote a letter about latent while being on emergency night duty.
00:08:25I wrote a letter about latent.
00:08:27I mean, I wrote it.
00:08:28Why did you write it on emergency duty?
00:08:30When he was in emergency duty, he didn't have to sleep.
00:08:32When he was in emergency duty, he didn't have to sleep.
00:08:34He still has to sleep on emergency duty?
00:08:35Yes.
00:08:36So what was that patient at that time?
00:08:38Hmm?
00:08:39At that time, there was an emergency.
00:08:40There was a bleeding.
00:08:41There was a bleeding.
00:08:42What was that?
00:08:43In the chest.
00:08:45In the stomach.
00:08:46No, no, no, no.
00:08:47Basically, I was in a cancer hospital.
00:08:50So there were mostly cancer patients.
00:08:53And you said, I'm going to see latent patients.
00:08:55I'm going to see them.
00:08:56There's cancer.
00:08:57There's a pain.
00:08:58There's a pain.
00:08:59Every month comes.
00:09:00What's that?
00:09:01So, there's a pain.
00:09:03Oh...
00:09:07Now he's always going to see latent patients.
00:09:09They've seen latent.
00:09:10Very bit of a tension.
00:09:13Actually, you're in a tension.
00:09:15A little?
00:09:16The patient's family who's waiting outside.
00:09:18They won't show them latent patients.
00:09:22Why are they eating latent patients?
00:09:23When someone's dying, you're going to see latent patients.
00:09:28The patient died?
00:09:29Don't ask that the patient is dead.
00:09:30Thank God for your colleague.
00:09:33Yes, yes.
00:09:34No.
00:09:35Emergency duty, patient.
00:09:36The patient is not being abandoned.
00:09:39So, you are an anesthetist?
00:09:41Anesthetist.
00:09:42Sorry.
00:09:43You are giving anesthesia.
00:09:45Yes.
00:09:46So, what has it come to you that you have said that I will become anesthetist?
00:09:50Anesthetist?
00:09:51Anesthetist means...
00:09:55What has it come to you that you have said that I will speak to people?
00:09:58Anesthetist...
00:10:00How do you keep an anesthetist?
00:10:01Sorry, brother.
00:10:02Look at that.
00:10:04He is being trolled.
00:10:07Anesthetist.
00:10:09Anesthesiologist.
00:10:11Anesthesiologist.
00:10:12Okay.
00:10:12Anesthetist.
00:10:13What has come to your mind before this?
00:10:15After MBBS, I thought I will become an anesthetist.
00:10:19Because...
00:10:21He didn't say four of each other.
00:10:24This is a new one.
00:10:26He was four of each other.
00:10:27But you have told me that he was wrong.
00:10:36What are you doing now?
00:10:37Which one of you have been drinking?
00:10:40I am drinking.
00:10:41I am drinking.
00:10:42I am drinking.
00:10:43What did you do?
00:10:45I am drinking.
00:10:47I am drinking.
00:10:48Is it true that...
00:10:49With food food...
00:10:51There are good things in your house.
00:10:53That will tell Ranveer Sir.
00:10:54I am asking.
00:10:57You can start a lot of podcasts.
00:10:59Did you kill too?
00:11:00It was.
00:11:01Did you kill too?
00:11:02Yes.
00:11:03Did you kill too?
00:11:04Yes.
00:11:04Yes.
00:11:05I am drinking.
00:11:05No, no.
00:11:06No, no.
00:11:06No, no, no.
00:11:09I am not drinking.
00:11:10I am drinking.
00:11:11I am drinking.
00:11:12Do you kill me?
00:11:13Yes.
00:11:15So, Sunil Gaathe.
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:18How long has it been to become a doctor?
00:11:19It's been 8 years after the 12th.
00:11:22So do you think it's still worth it to become a doctor?
00:11:25There are so many paper leaks, all these things are done.
00:11:28There will be a lot of controversy about me.
00:11:31No, no, tell me what you're thinking about.
00:11:33It's worth it.
00:11:34Now it's a good system.
00:11:36First it was a bit tough for people.
00:11:39If you're just a paper leak, it's easy.
00:11:42Paper leak is like this.
00:11:44Now the seats have been increased.
00:11:46The seats have been reduced.
00:11:48When people appear, there are so many doctors like in engineering.
00:11:52There are four colleges.
00:11:54You're throwing shit.
00:11:56You're throwing shit.
00:11:58We're doing shit.
00:12:00You're an engineer.
00:12:01Who are you?
00:12:02Computer.
00:12:03I'm civil.
00:12:04Electron.
00:12:05Printing, right?
00:12:06Then we have rebuilt it.
00:12:08Twelfth will.
00:12:10What did you do?
00:12:12Computer science engineering.
00:12:14Civil doesn't play a movie.
00:12:17You're throwing shit.
00:12:24She's chan-chalani.
00:12:26Your relationship's name was chan-chalani?
00:12:28Because chan-chalani.
00:12:38Eric, it's a great talent for Dr. Parth.
00:12:42Great rapping skills.
00:12:44So, I really loved your confidence.
00:12:46I'm giving you a 9, my brother.
00:12:518.5 by Ranveer.
00:12:528.5.
00:12:538.5.
00:12:5410.
00:12:55Let's go.
00:12:569.
00:12:579.
00:12:58So, that makes your average 9.
00:13:039.5!
00:13:05Yes.
00:13:0650, whoa!
00:13:08But I like that you were so confident.
00:13:09Hell.
00:13:10But I think it went really well for him!
00:13:11Ball beating.
00:13:13Thank you so much for joining guys.
00:13:16Crazy chick.
00:13:17Walright up next, we have Emi Verma.
00:13:18Make some noise for Emi Verma.
00:13:21for Amy Verma!
00:13:51Yes!
00:14:21We are now not a fool
00:14:22You are not a fool
00:14:24Why a fool you islinn
00:14:27You are not a fool
00:14:29I am a fool
00:14:30I am a body count
00:14:32That I am like this
00:14:34Rodnoi's life
00:14:35Feel by rap
00:14:36Speaker on my teacher
00:14:38Deeper effect
00:14:39Cheater conces
00:14:40Beat the могу
00:14:41The bad teachers
00:14:42We bleed the neck
00:14:44In case G1KL
00:14:45Feel by rap
00:14:46Speaker on my teacher
00:14:47Deeper effect
00:14:48Cheater conces
00:14:50He's beating his back.
00:14:51He's beating his neck.
00:14:54Yo!
00:14:56Big guy, big guy, big guy.
00:14:58What a bad.
00:15:00Are you from Chambals?
00:15:01Yes, bro.
00:15:02Have you ever met Daku?
00:15:03Yes, my dad was with them.
00:15:06You come, I'll feel something, I'll feel something.
00:15:18What happened?
00:15:20There's a very interesting thing.
00:15:23He's beating his back on the road.
00:15:27If someone's going, then...
00:15:28He's beating his back.
00:15:30He's beating his back.
00:15:31He's beating his back.
00:15:35Oh, bro.
00:15:36He's beating his back.
00:15:39He's beating his back.
00:15:42He's beating his back.
00:15:44He's beating his back.
00:15:45When you came in the beginning, how good you were.
00:15:48Hey, hello.
00:15:48Then after rap, you'll be beating his back.
00:15:50I'm brutal in rap.
00:15:52Then he's beating his back.
00:15:53Body count.
00:15:54Body count.
00:15:56Body count.
00:15:57Body count, bro.
00:15:58Body count, bro.
00:16:00Yeah, bro.
00:16:02Body count.
00:16:03Body count, bro.
00:16:05Body count, bro.
00:16:05Body count.
00:16:06But it's the actual accent.
00:16:07I mean that side of the side.
00:16:09The side of the side.
00:16:10How long you came to the show?
00:16:12How long you came?
00:16:15From the flights.
00:16:16But the story is so big, I'll tell you.
00:16:18You'll be connecting a flight.
00:16:19I'll tell you. Listen first.
00:16:21Two days before the audition was cleared, two days before the audition was cleared.
00:16:26I trained, okay?
00:16:27I was three of my daughter, but I didn't have the same thing.
00:16:31Then I trained her next day and she didn't have the same thing.
00:16:33I'm not going to go.
00:16:35I'm a guy who is doing style, she's in Germany.
00:16:38She said, you're leaving a good opportunity.
00:16:40I said, okay, I'm not going to go.
00:16:42So she said, I'm going to send you the money to the flight.
00:16:45I'll take it.
00:16:46She's got a ticket and she's coming.
00:16:47So she's got a ticket and she's got a ticket.
00:16:50She said, I'm going to send you the other one.
00:16:52I'm not going to send you the other one.
00:16:53God, I'm going to send you the other one.
00:16:55God, I'm going to send you the other one.
00:16:59Universe.
00:17:00Universe is coming in.
00:17:01Don't go.
00:17:03Yes.
00:17:04Go in now.
00:17:05Tushar has been doing the music.
00:17:07Universe is going to be where.
00:17:09Tushar has been doing the music.
00:17:11You're looking like a guy.
00:17:13No.
00:17:14I'm not a guy.
00:17:16You're not going to get a ticket.
00:17:18No, brother.
00:17:22Good.
00:17:23Don't hit the goal.
00:17:25You have a lot to get a ticket.
00:17:26I have a ticket.
00:17:27I have a ticket.
00:17:28I have a ticket.
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:30You have a ticket.
00:17:31There are a ticket.
00:17:32There is nothing.
00:17:33They have nothing to get a ticket.
00:17:34I have a ticket.
00:17:36How did you get a ticket?
00:17:40Guys, they have an angle.
00:17:42I have a ticket.
00:17:44I have a ticket.
00:17:50Hey, can I speak a hashtag?
00:17:51You will look at the audience inside yourself.
00:17:53Don't be quiet.
00:17:54The girl.
00:17:55Don't be quiet.
00:17:56No treatment for listen.
00:17:58What's these fucking amazing偶 Whalas
00:18:07It was funny when I was talking about it
00:18:09I said, I said, I said, I said, why?
00:18:24I'm just saying, I was like, why?
00:18:27I was like, I was like, I was like, I met them
00:18:29That would be a bad guy, brother
00:18:31I was like, why?
00:18:32How many times were there?
00:18:33I was such a bad guy
00:18:35I cut my hair
00:18:36No, no, no
00:18:37I'll tell you.
00:18:39You give me two days.
00:18:40Thanks, brother.
00:18:41I don't give anyone's training.
00:18:42It's crazy.
00:18:45India's got retards.
00:18:48What audience is, brother?
00:18:49They point me to give me a point.
00:18:51I'm going to give you a point.
00:18:53I'm not saying anything.
00:18:53It's a nebodiesm, bro.
00:18:55What?
00:18:55Kill yourself.
00:18:56Brother, stop it.
00:18:57He dropped his beard.
00:18:59Stop it.
00:18:59He dropped it.
00:19:01Stop it, friend.
00:19:07Brother, tell us one thing.
00:19:10Say it.
00:19:11Say it.
00:19:13What?
00:19:14The sensation has been finished?
00:19:16What?
00:19:17The sensation has been finished.
00:19:19No, no, no, no, no.
00:19:22Have you ever seen the sensation after leaving her mother?
00:19:38Brother.
00:19:47Why did you do it in the mouth?
00:19:50Why did you do it in the mouth?
00:19:52No, no.
00:19:55How did you do it in the mouth?
00:19:59It was good, brother.
00:20:04You have such a good smile, brother.
00:20:05Why do you open your mouth?
00:20:08What do you do in the future?
00:20:09You have to be a rapper, brother.
00:20:11What a joke, brother.
00:20:12It's your attitude, brother.
00:20:13But the flow was good.
00:20:15Yes, the song was good.
00:20:16The song was good.
00:20:17The song was good until the beat was good.
00:20:19Good flow, guys.
00:20:20Yes.
00:20:21Cheers, cheers for the flow.
00:20:25So who is your favourite rapper, brother?
00:20:27Favourite rapper?
00:20:29The one who is with you is See The Moth.
00:20:31See The Moth?
00:20:32What a joke, brother.
00:20:33See The Moth?
00:20:34In writing, it's very good, brother.
00:20:36That's a good joke.
00:20:37Look, how did you do it?
00:20:38How did you do it?
00:20:39How did you do it?
00:20:40I'm doing a good answer now, brother.
00:20:43Let's go.
00:20:44One more time for Ami Verma.
00:20:49Time to score you, my brother.
00:20:50Ami Verma.
00:20:51I really liked your rapping.
00:20:53That's why I give you 10 out of 10.
00:20:57But what you said, it's minus 4.
00:21:01Makes it 6.
00:21:0310 from Beer Biceps.
00:21:04Let's go.
00:21:05That's a rap.
00:21:06Thank you, bro.
00:21:08Seven, bro.
00:21:09Seven.
00:21:10It's like this.
00:21:12It's like this.
00:21:13It's a reference of Ashish Tanjlani.
00:21:15Clearly, nobody gets it.
00:21:18Not my audience.
00:21:19Where is your audience?
00:21:20Why?
00:21:21Nowhere.
00:21:22Fuck man.
00:21:23Aburwa.
00:21:24I gave you 2.
00:21:25For your 2 rupees.
00:21:272.
00:21:289.
00:21:299.
00:21:30For the rap.
00:21:31So that makes your average.
00:21:32Seven.
00:21:34That's enough, brother.
00:21:35Eight.
00:21:36Eight.
00:21:37Oh.
00:21:38No.
00:21:39No.
00:21:40No, bro.
00:21:41Ami Verma.
00:21:42Thank you so much for joining me.
00:21:43Thank you, bro.
00:21:48We're going to see some sit-down comedy.
00:21:50Make some noise for Karan Shah.
00:21:55Zora Talia for Karan Shah.
00:21:57Woo!
00:21:58Woo!
00:21:59Woo!
00:22:00Woo!
00:22:01Woo!
00:22:02Woo!
00:22:03Bhenchod was the first bridge that was made in Mumbai so fast.
00:22:08Nice one.
00:22:09Nice one.
00:22:10Nice one.
00:22:16So yesterday, India has got a call from Latin.
00:22:18That I've been selected.
00:22:20I'm super excited.
00:22:22I realized that Bhenchod won't be from us.
00:22:25Because there was an option for stand-up comedy.
00:22:28And I was like, how the fuck will I do stand-up comedy?
00:22:32Now, you will think that what is the relationship status of this lady?
00:22:39Okay.
00:22:40It's very simple, boss.
00:22:42You don't have to arrange a marriage.
00:22:44If you have to arrange a love marriage,
00:22:46that's also my father's blessing.
00:22:48Because to marry and marry,
00:22:50is not an option for me.
00:22:51Okay?
00:22:52Woo!
00:22:53Woo!
00:22:54Woo!
00:22:55Woo!
00:22:56Woo!
00:22:57Woo!
00:22:58Woo!
00:22:59So,
00:23:00that's why I was only sitting at home.
00:23:02As fucking usual Bhenchod.
00:23:05I downloaded Tinder.
00:23:07And I was swiping.
00:23:09And I was swiping.
00:23:10And I was swiping.
00:23:11And I was swiping.
00:23:12And I was swiping.
00:23:13And I was swiping.
00:23:14And I was swiping.
00:23:15And I was swiping.
00:23:16I was swiping.
00:23:17And I was swinging.
00:23:18And away then that movie we are…
00:23:19and he came to a knife,
00:23:20he said,
00:23:22right
00:23:23thenbrook that movie is getting
00:23:25a pick.
00:23:26He was ber SMESAR dizendo to the dude's movie…
00:23:28I had eaten popcorn,
00:23:31and then thought,
00:23:32so what should we do?
00:23:33And I said, let's go to my place.
00:23:34You know…
00:23:35I decided to make a moment.
00:23:38I got dim lights on.
00:23:40I got a bottle of wine.
00:23:42I was asked to eat food.
00:23:43We were flirting.
00:23:44He immediately said to me,
00:23:46will you bang me?
00:23:49I was a fool.
00:23:52I sat on my brother's movie
00:23:54on four wheelers.
00:23:56I was sitting on it.
00:24:00The next day was blocked.
00:24:03My act was done before.
00:24:05He doesn't work.
00:24:06He does not work.
00:24:07He does work.
00:24:08So, we have to kill some love with you.
00:24:11Love that, love that, love that.
00:24:16Standing ovation,
00:24:17dhello bheg, chot!
00:24:21It doesn't look like this,
00:24:23that we are beating it.
00:24:26But you are so good.
00:24:28Karan Shah, how are you?
00:24:31Karan, crazy.
00:24:32How long are you doing this?
00:24:34This is my first show.
00:24:35What?
00:24:37Fantastic confidence, brother.
00:24:39What the hell are you, brother?
00:24:41Ashish, brother, you are already dead.
00:24:43In the first time, brother.
00:24:47Karan Shah,
00:24:49first time doing comedy.
00:24:50What inspired you to do comedy, brother?
00:24:52It was lockdown.
00:24:54Yeah.
00:24:55And I was bored.
00:24:56So, I was in my village that time.
00:24:58Gujarat.
00:24:59And I was frustrated.
00:25:00So, I made a video of frustration.
00:25:03Of how a person on wheelchair feels in India.
00:25:07And that video suddenly viral.
00:25:08So, I thought that maybe this is something that might work.
00:25:11What the problem?
00:25:12And I kept on doing it.
00:25:13That's it.
00:25:14So, that video is going on?
00:25:15It's going on.
00:25:16Unfortunately.
00:25:17It's big, Karan Shah.
00:25:22What a cute smile.
00:25:24So, Karan, what is it called?
00:25:27Sorry?
00:25:28What is your condition?
00:25:29It is Spinal Muscular Atrophy.
00:25:32I know it's a lot.
00:25:33It is degenerating.
00:25:35As I grow, it deteriorates.
00:25:37It's simple.
00:25:38I say,
00:25:39I don't want to drink water.
00:25:40I'm not a good guy.
00:25:41I'm not a good guy.
00:25:42So, I'll die tomorrow.
00:25:43That's the end.
00:25:44What a joke.
00:25:45And you won the Bharat Prerna Award.
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:51You didn't have to say this in your house?
00:25:53No.
00:25:54I say this in my house.
00:25:55I've lost my car.
00:25:56It's also in the back.
00:25:57But you have a lot of people who have a car.
00:26:00Yes.
00:26:01Yes.
00:26:02Yes.
00:26:03Come on.
00:26:04Come on.
00:26:05Come on.
00:26:06Come on.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:08Come on.
00:26:09Come on.
00:26:10Come on.
00:26:11Karan.
00:26:12Like genuinely.
00:26:13You know.
00:26:14What's the right word?
00:26:16I prefer calling myself disabled.
00:26:22But what should we call you?
00:26:24I'd like to call you.
00:26:28No.
00:26:29Physically.
00:26:30Physically.
00:26:31Apang.
00:26:32Divyaang.
00:26:33Divyaang.
00:26:34As a Divyaang.
00:26:35Let me put my guns.
00:26:36My friend is here.
00:26:37His name is Divyaang.
00:26:38He's sitting there.
00:26:39What do you think?
00:26:42Like when a Divyaang comes to our show.
00:26:44Should we make fun of them?
00:26:45Or should we not make fun of them?
00:26:46Because I believe that we should treat everyone equally.
00:26:49Look.
00:26:50If they are coming to your show.
00:26:51I feel they know what they are coming for.
00:26:53So I don't think that it is wrong for you for making fun of them.
00:26:58If this is so much, India has got latent.
00:27:00Because of the talent.
00:27:01Let's fucking go.
00:27:02Let's fucking go.
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:08What the hell?
00:27:09Here you are independent economically.
00:27:11Economically and mentally.
00:27:13100% dependent physically.
00:27:14That's obvious.
00:27:16Physically to dependent.
00:27:18100%.
00:27:19100% you did not.
00:27:20You did not do this.
00:27:21I have seen.
00:27:22Yes.
00:27:23What does the talent work you do?
00:27:24He does.
00:27:25So he is physically a little independent.
00:27:29Look into his eyes.
00:27:30And tell him that you are going to kill him.
00:27:32Don't kill him.
00:27:34Don't kill him.
00:27:35Don't kill him.
00:27:36Don't kill him.
00:27:37Who doesn't kill him?
00:27:40The name is not.
00:27:42No.
00:27:44No.
00:27:45No.
00:27:46No.
00:27:47No.
00:27:48No.
00:27:49No.
00:27:50No.
00:27:55So here you see this.
00:27:56Do you train dogs?
00:27:58Yes.
00:27:59What do you train them?
00:28:01My specialization is different.
00:28:05I train dogs for people who are disabled.
00:28:07So my dog is Angel.
00:28:10She is currently the only assistant dog in India.
00:28:13So, what is the assistant dog?
00:28:15Basically, there are a lot of things I cannot do.
00:28:18So, I've trained my dog to remove my socks.
00:28:20Wow!
00:28:21In fact, she is here also.
00:28:23I've bought her here.
00:28:24And then she does mathematics.
00:28:27She'll open the cupboard.
00:28:28She'll put clothes in the washing machine.
00:28:31Why don't you just get a maid, man?
00:28:34On this side, Indian society has a lot of taunt.
00:28:37Why do you keep a maid?
00:28:39I'm doing my job. Why do I keep my job?
00:28:43So, where are you?
00:28:44The dog is working.
00:28:53Very big.
00:28:54So, let's see how many trains it is.
00:28:56Yes, Vindas.
00:28:57Let's see if you have a seat behind you.
00:28:59You have to get out of here.
00:29:01Is the dog scared to anyone?
00:29:04What do you do?
00:29:05What's his name?
00:29:06Angel.
00:29:07Angel.
00:29:08Angel.
00:29:09Angel.
00:29:10Angel.
00:29:11Angel.
00:29:12Angel.
00:29:13Angel.
00:29:14Angel.
00:29:15Angel.
00:29:16Angel.
00:29:17Angel.
00:29:18Angel.
00:29:19Angel.
00:29:20Angel.
00:29:21Angel.
00:29:22Angel.
00:29:23Angel.
00:29:24Angel.
00:29:25Angel.
00:29:26Angel.
00:29:27Angel.
00:29:28Angel.
00:29:29Angel.
00:29:30Angel.
00:29:31Angel.
00:29:32Angel.
00:29:33Angel.
00:29:34Angel.
00:29:35Angel.
00:29:36So,
00:29:37So,
00:29:38So,
00:29:39So,
00:29:40Sit.
00:29:41Sit.
00:29:42Sit.
00:29:43Give me.
00:29:44Here.
00:29:45Here.
00:29:46Here.
00:29:47Here.
00:29:48Here.
00:29:50So,
00:29:54So,
00:29:59So so,
00:30:09Sit.
00:30:10Give me.
00:30:12Okay.
00:30:13I'm not 100 but I guarantee 10 times.
00:30:17Okay.
00:30:18Angel.
00:30:19Sit.
00:30:20Okay.
00:30:21I'll start with a basic question.
00:30:23Maybe like one plus one.
00:30:25Two.
00:30:26Good, good.
00:30:28Wow.
00:30:29Yeah, addition.
00:30:31I'm going to do subtraction.
00:30:33You all can give anything which total is below 10.
00:30:37Nine minus six.
00:30:38Nine minus six.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40Sit.
00:30:41Stay.
00:30:42Listen.
00:30:43Nine minus six.
00:30:53Bro, you've got one by zero.
00:30:58One by zero.
00:30:59It's done.
00:31:00My zero.
00:31:02Bro, you're walking around.
00:31:04Infinity.
00:31:05I'm not going to do much.
00:31:06I'm not going to do much.
00:31:07I'm not going to do much.
00:31:08I'm not going to do much.
00:31:09I'm not going to do much.
00:31:10Do you all do much?
00:31:11Um.
00:31:12There are many things.
00:31:13But that is in a home environment where I've trained her.
00:31:16Like, open my door and call my mom and dad.
00:31:17I'm not going to do much control.
00:31:18I'm not going to do much control.
00:31:19I'm not going to eat.
00:31:20Yes.
00:31:21We will see, brother.
00:31:22Listen.
00:31:23How good habitat canteen is.
00:31:24If you don't eat it, don't eat it?
00:31:26Yes, yes.
00:31:26Let's see, brother.
00:31:27Brother, let's see how good Habitat Cantina is.
00:31:33Chiku.
00:31:33Ah!
00:31:35Chiku.
00:31:35No!
00:31:36Let's eat it now, Angel.
00:31:37Angel.
00:31:37Ah!
00:31:39Let's eat it, let's eat it.
00:31:40Let's eat it, let's eat it.
00:31:41It won't happen.
00:31:42Ah!
00:31:43No.
00:31:43Angel, please.
00:31:44It won't eat it.
00:31:46Angel.
00:31:47It won't eat it.
00:31:48Angel.
00:31:50Angel.
00:31:52Come on, Angel.
00:31:55Angel.
00:31:56Ah!
00:31:57Oh, the Habitat Cantina is in Laude.
00:32:01Let's eat it.
00:32:04He doesn't eat the dog.
00:32:06But it's actually very good, guys.
00:32:07You should order from Habitat Cantina.
00:32:11One weakness, Indian society mindset.
00:32:13Hmm.
00:32:13What do you mean?
00:32:15I mean, look, the thing is,
00:32:17that in Indian society...
00:32:19What happened?
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:21Okay.
00:32:22Who is this?
00:32:23She is my friend.
00:32:25Ah, Mitali.
00:32:26Hey!
00:32:29I want to go with you.
00:32:33Go on in the long drive.
00:32:35Hey!
00:32:36What the hell?
00:32:38Even he has a girlfriend.
00:32:39What's your excuse?
00:32:43You're very angry, man.
00:32:45Yes.
00:32:46Rolling on the floor laughing.
00:32:47You have written here, by controversial opinion.
00:32:52Technology is making people dumber day by day.
00:32:55Yes.
00:32:56And you're sitting on an electronic wheelchair.
00:32:58Yes.
00:32:58So, for this.
00:33:00Okay.
00:33:00See, the most important reason for my wheelchair is this one.
00:33:04First, there was one.
00:33:06The one.
00:33:07The one.
00:33:08The one.
00:33:08The one.
00:33:09Okay.
00:33:10Okay.
00:33:10That's it.
00:33:11I had a bottle of water.
00:33:14Then this came.
00:33:16Okay?
00:33:17It became Motivate.
00:33:19Okay?
00:33:20Motivate.
00:33:22Okay.
00:33:23Now, you don't believe that I'm disabled.
00:33:25Okay?
00:33:26What?
00:33:27Hey!
00:33:29So?
00:33:30What is this?
00:33:31Physically.
00:33:32In India, there is a group of disability.
00:33:35It was a get-together.
00:33:37There was a person in it.
00:33:39He also told us about disability.
00:33:41I don't remember what it was.
00:33:43It was a keritocornas or something.
00:33:45So, I asked him, what does it mean?
00:33:47What does disability mean?
00:33:49He said, wait, I'm going to tell you.
00:33:51I said, wait.
00:33:53You will Google yourself.
00:33:55So, I feel that technology is making people dumb and dumber everyday.
00:34:01Sorry about that, Stephen Hawking.
00:34:06Just go to Epstein Island.
00:34:09I said, wait, I'm going to give you a 10 on 10, bro.
00:34:11Easy 10, bro.
00:34:1310.
00:34:1410.
00:34:1510.
00:34:1610.
00:34:1710.
00:34:1810.
00:34:1910.
00:34:2010.
00:34:2110.
00:34:2210.
00:34:2310.
00:34:2410.
00:34:2510.
00:34:2610.
00:34:2710.
00:34:2810.
00:34:2910.
00:34:3010.
00:34:3110.
00:34:3210.
00:34:3310.
00:34:3410.
00:34:3510.
00:34:3610.
00:34:3710.
00:34:3810.
00:34:3910.
00:34:4010.
00:34:4110.
00:34:4210.
00:34:4310.
00:34:44That makes your average.
00:34:4510 on 10.
00:34:4610 on 10.
00:34:47Angel, how many score?
00:34:4810 on 10.
00:34:4910.
00:34:50Where are you going?
00:34:52He's taking a score.
00:34:53He's taking a score.
00:34:54Let's go.
00:34:55Woo!
00:34:56I'm taking a score first, but it's 10th.
00:35:00Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
00:35:02Let's see.
00:35:03Let's see.
00:35:16Bro, that's fucking crazy, bro.
00:35:20So, my brother,
00:35:22if you have any old phone,
00:35:24you can sell it to Cashify
00:35:27for one lakh rupees.
00:35:29No matter what the phone is.
00:35:31They're giving a phone to them.
00:35:34And they're going to ruin it.
00:35:37Okay?
00:35:38Do you have a useless phone?
00:35:40I have useless legs.
00:35:44In that sense, it's less than a lakh.
00:35:46But if you have a disabled phone,
00:35:48it's less than a lakh.
00:35:50So, you will...
00:35:51This is not, bro.
00:35:53So, any phone you have, bro,
00:35:55you get one lakh rupees in return.
00:35:57Any phone at all.
00:35:59Let's go.
00:36:01Make some noise for Cashify also, bro.
00:36:04Thank you so much for joining us, bro.
00:36:06Can I kiss you, bro?
00:36:07Can I kiss you, bro?
00:36:08Anji.
00:36:09Let's go, bro.
00:36:10Let's go, bro.
00:36:14Alright, guys.
00:36:15We are down to the final act of the night.
00:36:21Make some noise for the final act.
00:36:24Metilash Zodar Kalia wanna.
00:36:26Hey!
00:36:27Hey!
00:36:28Hey!
00:36:29Hey!
00:36:31Hey!
00:36:32Hey!
00:36:33What's the thing?
00:36:35Can you break this out?
00:36:36How much this is going to be running?
00:36:37Let's go!
00:36:38Metilash Zodar Kalia!
00:36:39It's not your big fan.
00:36:41Big fan.
00:36:42Big fan!
00:36:43Big fan.
00:36:44What is the deal, bro?
00:36:46Sorry.
00:36:47Hello, hello.
00:36:48Hi, hi, hi.
00:36:49Oh my god.
00:36:50This is so exciting.
00:36:51Do you want to start?
00:36:52Yes!
00:36:53Do you want to start directly?
00:36:54Okay, okay, okay.
00:36:55Oh, sorry.
00:36:56Sorry.
00:36:57He's a very big YouTuber mythpad.
00:36:59You know him?
00:37:00No, I don't.
00:37:01So, I have a list.
00:37:03There are all famous Bollywood actors.
00:37:05And I was performing 4 years ago.
00:37:07And I was very happy to come here and perform.
00:37:09So, I have to take a name from this list.
00:37:12And I will do this like this.
00:37:15So, let me take a name, okay?
00:37:16Okay.
00:37:17Let's start.
00:37:18Amitabhachan.
00:37:19Good evening.
00:37:20Good evening.
00:37:21Good evening.
00:37:22Good evening.
00:37:23Good evening.
00:37:24Good evening.
00:37:25That's good.
00:37:26Good evening.
00:37:27I love you.
00:37:28I love you.
00:37:29In the world, I cannot do much love.
00:37:32So, I love you.
00:37:34Hey Raju.
00:37:35Hey Raju.
00:37:36You tell me.
00:37:37Raju.
00:37:38I love you.
00:37:39Akshay Kumar.
00:37:40I love you.
00:37:41And I love you.
00:37:42I love you.
00:37:43I love you.
00:37:44Pareesh Rawal.
00:37:45One second.
00:37:46I mean Ashis.
00:37:47I love you.
00:37:48I love you.
00:37:49I love you.
00:37:50I love you.
00:37:51Pareesh Rawal.
00:37:52Hey Raju.
00:37:53You tell me.
00:37:54Hey Raju.
00:37:55Hey Raju.
00:37:56Hey Raju.
00:37:57Hey.
00:37:58Hey.
00:37:59Hey.
00:38:00Hey.
00:38:01Hey.
00:38:02Hey.
00:38:03Hey Raju.
00:38:04Hey Raju.
00:38:05Hey Raju.
00:38:06Hey Raju.
00:38:07Hey Raju.
00:38:08Hey Raju.
00:38:09Hey Raju.
00:38:10This is my India.
00:38:11I'm so happy.
00:38:12Hair biceps.
00:38:13Hair biceps.
00:38:14Hair biceps.
00:38:15Ha ha ha.
00:38:16Bro.
00:38:17Genuinely, Bro.
00:38:18I'm getting a sort of.
00:38:19Ha ha ha.
00:38:20Ha ha ha.
00:38:21Ha ha ha.
00:38:22Ha ha ha.
00:38:23Ha ha.
00:38:24Ha ha ha.
00:38:25Bro.
00:38:26Bro.
00:38:27Two minutes DJ.
00:38:28I have a sort of brotherly vibe from you and I have a question for you bro if you don't mind asking.
00:38:32I'm not going to ask you about aliens, but have you ever thought about your death?
00:38:38Hrithik Roshan!
00:38:40I don't know!
00:38:41The man sitting in front of me always asks if there are aliens.
00:38:44But I have an alien in my house.
00:38:46His name is Jadu.
00:38:47I call him Jadu.
00:38:49The other one is Hrithik Roshan.
00:38:51I just feel India's godliness is fantastic and unbelievable!
00:38:55I mean it's stupid yeah!
00:38:56Funny!
00:38:57My phone is not funny.
00:38:59My phone is not funny.
00:39:00My girlfriend involved with me was not funny.
00:39:03Mr. Akhtar!
00:39:04Listen, I've been 4 years old.
00:39:06And I've been asking for help.
00:39:08What do you want me to do man?
00:39:10Sorry, I can't call me T-shirt.
00:39:11Shah Rokhan!
00:39:12I can't call my peace, Pappu.
00:39:14I can't call my peace.
00:39:16But this time the tables have turned Pappu.
00:39:18This time Mokesh Mehra will always play with me Pappu.
00:39:21This time I will always play peace.
00:39:23I can't call myself because the picture is still my friend.
00:39:34Oh my god.
00:39:37Thank you so much.
00:39:38What the fuck?
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:40Oh!
00:39:41Oh!
00:39:42Oh!
00:39:43Oh!
00:39:44Oh!
00:39:45Oh!
00:39:46Oh!
00:39:47Oh!
00:39:48What are you doing here?
00:39:49Why?
00:39:50Why?
00:39:51What are you doing here?
00:39:52Why?
00:39:53What are you doing here?
00:39:54Oh!
00:39:55Oh!
00:39:56Oh!
00:39:57Oh!
00:39:58Oh!
00:40:02Oh!
00:40:03You want to be a participant?
00:40:04Of course.
00:40:05Tell me about yourself.
00:40:06Oh!
00:40:07Oh!
00:40:08You never won a competition in life.
00:40:10Yes.
00:40:11And that's why I am coming.
00:40:12Because I have done many competitions in college days.
00:40:15And that's how I performed.
00:40:16Thus, at least, I have been in 10-12 competitions.
00:40:19And I have never won.
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:21So let's see if that continues.
00:40:22Yeah, of course.
00:40:23Jaspreet, do you see them?
00:40:27I know.
00:40:28I know.
00:40:29When will you see your son?
00:40:30How many years ago?
00:40:32He was younger.
00:40:33He was younger.
00:40:34He was younger.
00:40:35You asked for it, brother.
00:40:40Mitlej, brother.
00:40:42You are very, very tall.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:44What are you doing now?
00:40:45I'm going to ask you about interesting points.
00:40:47So that's how interesting you are.
00:40:49That you have to write this.
00:40:51But you have so many followers, so many subscribers.
00:40:54How many subscribers have you made?
00:40:5615-16 million.
00:40:5815 million.
00:41:00So, you have to take the audience here too?
00:41:03I'm not going to do that.
00:41:04I'm not going to do that.
00:41:05I'm not going to do that.
00:41:06So, as a successful YouTuber, Mitlej, brother,
00:41:11what advice is your Ashish Chanchalani?
00:41:13Like,
00:41:14Brother, put it in the video.
00:41:15Please put it in the video.
00:41:16Put it in the video.
00:41:17Put it in the video.
00:41:18Put it in the video.
00:41:19Did you not do that?
00:41:20That's not the thing.
00:41:21That's not the thing.
00:41:22What's the thing about Akshay Kumar?
00:41:23Here it says,
00:41:26I am just a big fan of my son.
00:41:28My son is a little.
00:41:29That's not the thing.
00:41:30That's not the thing.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32Something.
00:41:33I'm a big fan of my son.
00:41:34I don't have a small fan of my son.
00:41:35What can I write?
00:41:36Soft, soft, soft.
00:41:37Soft, soft, soft.
00:41:38I mean, I'm not soft.
00:41:39So, I would like to ask you something.
00:41:42Do you watch Pawn?
00:41:44No.
00:41:45Really?
00:41:46Now, you can see it everywhere.
00:41:48Where do you see it?
00:41:49Where do you see it?
00:41:50Where do you see it?
00:41:51Where do you see it?
00:41:52Where do you see it?
00:41:53Where do you see it on Instagram?
00:41:54Where do you see it on Instagram?
00:41:55It's not the same.
00:41:56It's the same thing.
00:41:57It's the same thing, right?
00:41:58It's the same thing.
00:41:59It's the same thing.
00:42:00Yeah, it's the same thing.
00:42:01Hey, man.
00:42:02Hey, man.
00:42:08Hey, man.
00:42:09I've met you for the first time,
00:42:10but it's very entertaining.
00:42:12I'm making it.
00:42:13I'm making it.
00:42:14I'm making it.
00:42:15I'm making it in life.
00:42:16I was making it.
00:42:17But it didn't work out.
00:42:18It's very good.
00:42:19It's very good.
00:42:20Your heart is very big.
00:42:21If you have 15 million followers,
00:42:22you come to perform on our show.
00:42:24That means you have a big heart.
00:42:25Yeah.
00:42:28I mean,
00:42:29not every organ can be big.
00:42:32But heart is big.
00:42:33That's good.
00:42:34So...
00:42:3510.
00:42:36Hey, talk about this.
00:42:38Shit.
00:42:39You don't have a number?
00:42:40Tell him.
00:42:43Anything before he leaves.
00:42:44Just too genuine a person.
00:42:45Thank you, bro.
00:42:46Thank you, bro.
00:42:53Alright, Mitlesh.
00:42:54It's time to score you, man.
00:42:55Yeah.
00:42:56Because you have come as a participant.
00:42:57Otherwise, there was no need to.
00:42:58Of course, of course.
00:42:5910 on 10, mate.
00:43:00I fucking love you.
00:43:01Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:43:0210, 10.
00:43:03Yes!
00:43:0410, mate.
00:43:05Yes!
00:43:0610, 10.
00:43:07Apoorva.
00:43:08I said, small fan, I'm really sorry.
00:43:09I'm really...
00:43:10I'm looking for you.
00:43:11I'm looking for 10.
00:43:12Yes!
00:43:1410, mate.
00:43:15Yes!
00:43:16Yes!
00:43:17Yes!
00:43:18Yes!
00:43:31Yes!
00:43:32I said, first of all, I beat the first time.
00:43:34I said, I beat the first time.
00:43:35Congratulations, Man.
00:43:36That's all for Mitlesh once more, man.
00:43:38Well, I got it.
00:43:39So,
00:43:42So, what would you give me a gift?
00:43:45I don't know, it will go.
00:43:46Okay, you gave me the views.
00:43:48But thank you so much for coming, guys.
00:43:50But thank you so much for coming.
00:43:52And that was India's god-laden.
00:43:55Thank you so much for watching.
00:43:57I hope you had a great time.
00:43:58Bye-bye.
00:43:59Good night.
00:44:00See you soon.
00:44:05How old are you?
00:44:07Eight years.
00:44:08Fuck.
00:44:09Yeah.
00:44:10I love six years of relationship and two years of marriage.
00:44:12Two years.
00:44:13But we know each other since 2013.
00:44:15So, almost like more than a decade.
00:44:16So, what is the most favorite thing about him?
00:44:20He's very nice.
00:44:21To people.
00:44:22Very nice.
00:44:23Genuinely nicest YouTuber.
00:44:24Genuinely very nice.
00:44:25Not just because I'm his wife.
00:44:26But everybody.
00:44:27He's very nice.
00:44:29Aapurva.
00:44:30You are single.
00:44:31Yes.
00:44:32So, maybe some tips if you need.
00:44:33Because you keep looking for a boy.
00:44:34Please.
00:44:35How does she find a boy like him?
00:44:37What do I do?
00:44:38Nothing.
00:44:39Nothing.
00:44:40Nothing.
00:44:41Nothing.
00:44:42Nothing.
00:44:43Nothing.
00:44:44Nothing.
00:44:45Tell me anything.
00:44:46No.
00:44:47No.
00:44:48No.
00:44:49But she's like looking for a boyfriend since a long time.
00:44:51Yeah, a lot of time.
00:44:52So, she's looking for a boyfriend since a long time.
00:44:54Depends.
00:44:55She's really looking for a boyfriend or just something casual.
00:45:00She's looking for casual.
00:45:01She's looking for casual.
00:45:02No.
00:45:03No.
00:45:04No.
00:45:05No.
00:45:06No.
00:45:07No.
00:45:08No.
00:45:09No.
00:45:10No.
00:45:11No.
00:45:12No.
00:45:13No.
00:45:14No.
00:45:15No.
00:45:16No.
00:45:17No.
00:45:18No.
00:45:19No.
00:45:20No.
00:45:21No.
00:45:22No.
00:45:23No.
00:45:24No.
00:45:25No.
00:45:26No.
00:45:27No.
00:45:28No.
00:45:29No.
00:45:30No.
00:45:31No.
00:45:32No.
00:45:33No.
00:45:34No.
00:45:35No.
00:45:36No.
00:45:37No.
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:41You came here to win but you lost.
00:45:43That's...
00:45:44So, what is...
00:45:46That's the way?
00:45:47Don't answer that.
00:45:48Don't answer that.
00:45:49No.
00:45:51My troublesucht...
00:45:52Oh!
00:45:53You are afraid to be lazy.
00:45:55Get the ape.
00:45:57Stop the ape.
00:45:59I'm like, I'm going to sing a song.
00:46:01I'm going to sing a song.
00:46:05So, thank you so much.
00:46:06You can go.
00:46:07Go, go.
00:46:08I'll be able to sing.
00:46:10So, we will never know the answer to this question.
00:46:14But we know it's less than six.
00:46:17I thought that I would do much more in breakup with me.
00:46:20Then I got Ashish brother.
00:46:21I have three relations in 15 years.
00:46:23I have not been in 15 years.
00:46:25Ohhhh!
00:46:28So, Meeth Dagar.
00:46:30Hmm.
00:46:31Here, you have a flat foot.
00:46:33Yup.
00:46:34You also have flat material.
00:46:37How long is your dick?
00:46:40You love his eyes.
00:46:45You were touched in train.
00:46:48How long is your dick?
00:46:50How long is your dick?
00:46:51How long is your dick?
00:46:52No.
00:46:53Man.
00:46:54Ranveer, if you are in Gujarat, I'm feeling something.
00:46:56Oh, wow.
00:46:57Okay.
00:46:58I'll show you something.
00:47:03College dropout.
00:47:04Why didn't you do the degree?
00:47:07Third year.
00:47:08Third year.
00:47:09I don't like any subject.
00:47:10I mean, I can't make a chair.
00:47:12I can't make a chair.
00:47:13So, why wouldn't you make a chair?
00:47:15Why wouldn't you go there?
00:47:20I was doing Abacus.
00:47:21You were doing Abacus.
00:47:22You were doing Abacus.
00:47:23You were doing Abacus.
00:47:24So, I was a big competition.
00:47:26Why?
00:47:27Why?
00:47:28But, what use Abacus when you're a calculator?
00:47:30It's fast calculation.
00:47:32Do it.
00:47:33No.
00:47:3456 into 13 divided by 3.5.
00:47:38No.
00:47:39No.
00:47:40No.
00:47:41208.
00:47:50I think the word cheating should be redefined.
00:47:52What?
00:47:53Did you write this?
00:47:54Yes.
00:47:55I'm not saying this.
00:47:56Why will I say this?
00:47:57Do it.
00:47:58Take your hands.
00:47:59You think cheating should be redefined?
00:48:01She thinks cheating.
00:48:02She thinks.
00:48:03Sorry.
00:48:04It's her.
00:48:05It's her.
00:48:06What is your take on cheating?
00:48:07I believe, yes, even watching porn counts as cheating.
00:48:10Let's break your hands.
00:48:12All the cheaters have come.
00:48:14Don't do this.
00:48:15Don't do this.
00:48:16Ranveer's career is running.
00:48:20Why do you think porn counts as cheating?
00:48:25What's your opinion?
00:48:26That's my opinion.
00:48:28Unpopular opinion.
00:48:29You see porn?
00:48:30You see porn?
00:48:31Obviously, bro.
00:48:32So, you don't have to tell her wife?
00:48:34Who will tell her?
00:48:35Who will tell her?
00:48:36Who will tell her?
00:48:37Who will tell her?
00:48:38I've come for 2 minutes.
00:48:39What is this?
00:48:40Look at her.
00:48:41Look at her.
00:48:42Look at her.
00:48:43Look at her.
00:48:44Baba Ji, watch this video until the end.
00:48:45Yes.
00:48:46They will see the end.
00:48:47Because I don't see the end.
00:48:48Look at her.
00:48:49I feel that you've been reading.
00:48:50You've been reading.
00:48:51You're smart.
00:48:52And I know what you've learned.
00:48:53And I know what you've learned.
00:48:54How does porn count count?
00:48:55I just want to know.
00:48:56I don't know what I mean. I feel that you have read books that are smart and I don't know what that is on it.
00:49:04What is it? What is it? How does porn count in cheating? I just want.
00:49:07I mean, I had a small example. For example, you are watching porn stars.
00:49:13And you are doing it for yourself.
00:49:17So it is not cheating apparently. But what if that porn star is your friend?
00:49:22Our friend is porn star.
00:49:24No, but what if you are watching someone you know?
00:49:26If I look at my friend and he is making porn.
00:49:29And he is like that.
00:49:31So I look at him and support my friend.
00:49:39I will put it in a happy mood.
00:49:40Wow, this is fun.
00:49:42Come on.
00:49:44I will open champagne.
00:49:51Okay.
00:49:52Rachana ji, if I am thinking about someone else, is that also cheating?
00:49:58How are you loyal to your partner then?
00:49:59You are thinking about someone else, right?
00:50:01But if I am, I am asking you, it is cheating.
00:50:03Yeah.
00:50:04So how you will know what I am thinking?
00:50:05We will never know.
00:50:07We will never know.
00:50:08So do you think I am a cheater?
00:50:10Are you cheating?
00:50:11We will never know.
00:50:13We will never know.
00:50:15Does anyone else sense sexual tension here?
00:50:21I am sensing here.
00:50:22Why?
00:50:26Come down.
00:50:27I will show you.
00:50:28Yeti.
00:50:29I will tell you.
00:50:35So you are...
00:50:36Right.
00:50:37Do you have a boyfriend?
00:50:39No.
00:50:40Have you ever seen?
00:50:41Yes.
00:50:42Okay.
00:50:43What happened to the breakup?
00:50:44He saw porn.
00:50:46He was a porn star.
00:50:48No.
00:50:49What happened to the breakup?
00:50:50He cheated on me.
00:50:51He cheated on you.
00:50:52Fuck man.
00:50:53By watching porn.
00:50:54No, no, no.
00:50:55Really, really.
00:50:56Asliyat wala.
00:50:57When did you think that?
00:50:58If he looked at porn and looked at the porn?
00:51:01Or if he looked at it?
00:51:02It was a little bit below.
00:51:04In the cheating grid,
00:51:05there is a little bit below.
00:51:07In the cheating grid,
00:51:08there is a little bit below.
00:51:09If it is a little bit below?
00:51:10A little bit below.
00:51:11It is always better than actually,
00:51:13physically cheating.
00:51:15I think.
00:51:16Okay.
00:51:17I would have seen porn in the VR,
00:51:18I would have thought that you are.
00:51:19It is cheating.
00:51:20The mother is cheating
00:51:21I have seen porn in my house.
00:51:22I saw porn in my house.
00:51:24I have seen porn in my house.
00:51:25I have seen porn in my house.
00:51:26I am not saying that.
00:51:28I am not saying that.
00:51:29I am not saying that.
00:51:30I am watching it every night.
00:51:31What a big fool.
00:51:43How did you cheat your boyfriend?
00:51:45If you don't mind.
00:51:46He had the ex himself.
00:51:48Did his ex tell you?
00:51:50He cheated on me with his ex
00:51:52So she came and told me
00:51:54He went back to his ex
00:51:56So he basically refurbished his relationship
00:52:06My controversial opinion being gay is cringe
00:52:08Please switch to default settings
00:52:10So what are you showing?
00:52:12I don't like it
00:52:13So don't take it
00:52:18You don't like gay people but still
00:52:22My voice is coming in the mic
00:52:24So what is the main view of gay people?
00:52:26I don't like the vibe
00:52:28It doesn't come in the same way
00:52:30Have you ever thought if you are gay?
00:52:32No I am not gay
00:52:34What is gay vibe?
00:52:36I do not like gay
00:52:38How do you guys?
00:52:40I am gay
00:52:42I am gay
00:52:44What is the whole time?
00:52:46If your child gets out of the house...
00:52:48He won't get out of the house.
00:52:51Guarantee.
00:52:51What's the matter?
00:52:52He kept it in the house.
00:52:55He kept it in the house.
00:52:58Get out of the house.
00:53:00Get out of the house.
00:53:01If someone offered you one crore in cash...
00:53:04No, no, no.
00:53:05Hey, listen to me, man.
00:53:06Listen to me.
00:53:08Listen to me.
00:53:09Listen to me. It's an interesting offer.
00:53:11If someone asks you,
00:53:11if someone asks you,
00:53:12Ranveer's money is worth it.
00:53:17So, you will choose in which position?
00:53:21My name. Deepak Kalal.
00:53:23Oh, right.
00:53:24We will get more than that.
00:53:26First Ranveer's price, then Deepak Kalal.
00:53:29Zero, zero. Not interested.
00:53:31Two crore in cash.
00:53:33Right now?
00:53:34Yeah, yeah. Right now.
00:53:36Two crore in cash.
00:53:37You'd suck my dick.
00:53:39Let's go. Why am I looking at it?
00:53:41Let's go.
00:53:43I want one lakh extra.
00:53:46Shatoh.
00:53:50You give the UPI number.
00:53:53If my brother...
00:53:56My brother will eat...
00:54:04If my brother will eat...
00:54:06How many will you be able to eat?
00:54:09I don't eat.
00:54:09I don't eat.
00:54:10I don't want to leave.
00:54:11I don't want to be able to eat.
00:54:12I don't want to eat.
00:54:19I don't want to make it.
00:54:20If a brother has grown a bad kid...
00:54:21...he will be able to eat.
00:54:22His fantasy is not just where he is...
00:54:24He says,
00:54:25Yes, daddy!
00:54:27Yes, daddy!
00:54:28Okay bro, I have another question.
00:54:32Yes.
00:54:32Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday for the rest of your life?
00:54:38Whoa!
00:54:39Whoa!
00:54:40What's going on, Ranmi?
00:54:42Just take it off.
00:54:44Or would you join in once and stop it forever?
00:54:47Join in?
00:54:48What the fuck, man?
00:54:50Oh, man.
00:54:52What the fuck?
00:54:54These are all rejected questions of your podcast.
00:54:57What the fuck?
00:55:03Dude, your mind will not be.
00:55:04What a question, man.
00:55:05I thought you would act like this.
00:55:09Say it.
00:55:10Love it.
00:55:15Whoa!
00:55:22Whoa!
00:55:23Whoa!
00:55:27Hey, man.
00:55:28Whoa!
00:55:38Whoa!
00:55:39Watch how Ouch.
00:55:40How many can I see?
00:55:41Can I see?
00:55:45Would someone check it out?
00:55:47I have written here that the hair was broken.
00:55:58Yes, it was done, so now.
00:56:00It's broken.
00:56:01Okay, this is true.
00:56:03Yes.
00:56:04It was in 2008.
00:56:062008?
00:56:07Yes.
00:56:08Then why did the breakup happen?
00:56:09It took science.
00:56:10Our youth will get quickly,
00:56:12but the girl is 20-22,
00:56:15and she comes in.
00:56:16Ah, okay.
00:56:17Pre-booking.
00:56:20Friends, no need to cashify on Pre-booking.
00:56:25Immediately.
00:56:26You buy and you get it.
00:56:27Right there.
00:56:29If you meet with ex-wife,
00:56:31then what would you talk about?
00:56:33Ex-wife.
00:56:34Ex-wife.
00:56:35Who was born in childhood,
00:56:36if you meet with them,
00:56:37then what would you talk about?
00:56:38I think that
00:56:39when I see my Instagram,
00:56:41then I think that
00:56:42the girl is a swan-dar,
00:56:43but she's left.
00:56:46Okay, so there's a girl in your head.
00:56:47I think that's my love.
00:56:49It's not like that.
00:56:51There's also a girl.
00:56:52I'm happy.
00:56:53I'm happy.
00:56:54Okay, so happy.
00:56:54Do you want to be happy?
00:56:55Yes, I'm happy.
00:56:56100% of my heart.
00:56:57You've done my grandmother's work.
00:56:59And you want to be happy?
00:57:07Woo.
00:57:13Woo.
00:57:13Woo!
00:57:15Oh, we're good.
00:57:26Oh, my God.
00:57:29Yay!
00:57:30I'm going to take a chicken tikka.
00:57:42I'm going to take a chicken tikka.
00:58:00Wooo!
00:58:20What the hell is that we're going to get back?
00:58:27We're going to get rid of it.
00:58:28Don't touch the door, brother.
00:58:30Do you have a fire extinguisher?
00:58:32Do you have a fire extinguisher?
00:58:34Do you have a fire extinguisher?
00:58:36Do you have a fire extinguisher?
00:58:38Brother, I've never done that.
00:58:50Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:58:52Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:58:54DJ Chetaz died.
00:58:56Chetaz,
00:58:58Chetaz is so loud.
00:59:00First, the fire extinguisher.
00:59:02Then, the fire extinguisher.
00:59:04My mother will say it.
00:59:06Are you DJ Chetaz?
00:59:08DJ Chetaz, brother.
00:59:10Hey, brother.
00:59:12You don't have a show of yourself, brother.
00:59:16This is coming from every show.
00:59:18Sit down, DJ Chetaz.
00:59:20Brother,
00:59:22I've got a fire extinguisher.
00:59:24I've got a fire extinguisher, brother.
00:59:30Brother, you've got a fire extinguisher.
00:59:32You've got a fire extinguisher.
00:59:34Ahhhh!
00:59:36The fire extinguisher.
00:59:38All good? It will go.
00:59:40It will go?
00:59:42You've got a fire extinguisher.
00:59:44Just take a fire extinguisher.
00:59:48Come on, sit down.
00:59:50Come on, guest list.
00:59:54Look behind it.
00:59:56Sponsorship is coming.
01:00:00Hi, sahab.
01:00:02Hi.
01:00:03Hi, guys.
01:00:04Man, you are so fire.
01:00:07Ah, fire dancer, brother.
01:00:08He hit the fire.
01:00:09He hit the fire.
01:00:10He hit the fire.
01:00:11He hit the fire.
01:00:12He hit the fire.
01:00:13He hit the fire.
01:00:14What?
01:00:15There are urban clubs here.
01:00:20Where are you from?
01:00:21Kerala.
01:00:22Kerala?
01:00:23Yes.
01:00:24I feel like you've got a fire extinguisher.
01:00:25Me?
01:00:26Yes.
01:00:27No, not at all.
01:00:29I feel like you've had some crazy life experiences.
01:00:32It's not crazy.
01:00:33It's just that the reality keeps changing.
01:00:35I think you'll understand that better.
01:00:37Ashish?
01:00:38You, you, you.
01:00:39Me?
01:00:40Yeah.
01:00:41Like what?
01:00:42Like what do you mean reality keeps changing?
01:00:43So let's say for the first 10 years, I'm somebody else.
01:00:45Next four years, I've been somebody else.
01:00:47I don't know who I'm going to be tomorrow.
01:00:48So what was the last time you did acid?
01:00:51Huh?
01:00:52Is this your real name?
01:00:53Pearl William?
01:00:54Pearl is my name.
01:00:55I don't have a surname.
01:00:56William is my dad's name.
01:00:57So it's name, name.
01:00:58Oh, he was like a writer or something?
01:01:00No.
01:01:01Okay.
01:01:02He wasn't a writer.
01:01:03It's just his name is William.
01:01:04Yeah.
01:01:05Cool name, right?
01:01:06So what did your father do?
01:01:08He was a doctor.
01:01:09Wow.
01:01:10Yeah.
01:01:11So he failed to treat you?
01:01:14Because he failed to, yeah.
01:01:19Maybe because he failed to treat me, I'm here.
01:01:21I think you all should kiss.
01:01:22Really?
01:01:23Go away.
01:01:25Go away.
01:01:31Got it.
01:01:32I will do that before it.
01:01:33I would do that before it.
01:01:34I would love it.
01:01:35I would love it.
01:01:36I would love it.
01:01:37You probably have an alien on your podcast.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:39I really love your podcast.
01:01:40And I've given hours and hours to it.
01:01:41Okay.
01:01:42Yeah.
01:01:43What do you think if we were to talk?
01:01:44What do you think if we were to talk?
01:01:45What would we talk about?
01:01:46A lot about life and a lot more than that.
01:01:48Tell me about some different reality.
01:01:49He's asking you about your mushroom trip.
01:01:50Your mushroom trip.
01:01:51My mushroom trip.
01:01:53What do you think?
01:01:56What?
01:01:57You were a billion of some world.
01:01:58I don't have to talk.
01:01:59Yeah.
01:02:00I love you.
01:02:01But if I really have an alien in your podcast,
01:02:03I really love your podcast.
01:02:05And I've given hours and hours to it.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:08What do you think if we were to talk?
01:02:09What would we talk about?
01:02:10A lot about life
01:02:11and a lot more than that.
01:02:12Tell me about some different reality.
01:02:14He's asking about your mushroom trip.
01:02:17My mushroom trip?
01:02:18I don't know how to say this to you, but I don't want a daughter like you.
01:02:24You want a daughter like me? What are you saying?
01:02:28Trying to frame it in a good way. But you are a great person.
01:02:34I get it.
01:02:36It's like, you know, I like observing you.
01:02:39So Pearl William, what's your political leaning?
01:02:42Political leaning? I don't watch politics.
01:02:44You don't have any political opinion?
01:02:46No, no.
01:02:47Did you vote?
01:02:48Me? No.
01:02:49Kerala, sir. 100% literacy, sir.
01:03:06Paji, the show is cancelled.