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00:00What? Did something happen?
00:17There is a man under our table.
00:19Oh, I know this, Kevin.
00:22I know who's Kevin?
00:24Er, he helps me with dates.
00:27It's just not one of my strengths.
00:31Okay.
00:32And what exactly does Kevin do?
00:38Well...
00:41Do you remember our picnic in the park?
00:44Yeah.
00:45Or the movie's night?
00:46Yeah.
00:47Even tonight?
00:48Restaurant?
00:49Kevin organized all of it.
00:52Oh.
00:53Yeah?
00:54Okay.
00:55Okay.
00:56So, Kevin just picked up the locations where we'd meet, yeah?
00:58Not just that.
00:59He also handled with the flowers and gifts.
01:04Oh.
01:05It's just...
01:07It's just weird.
01:13That's it?
01:14That's all that Kevin did, right?
01:16Yeah.
01:17He also handled the texting part.
01:19What?
01:20What?
01:21The texting?
01:23I sent you the picture.
01:25I sent you the picture in this women's suit.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Okay, that is insane.
01:32Hey, hey, hey.
01:33Come on.
01:34It was all perfect, wasn't it?
01:37Didn't you enjoy our kissing?
01:39Oh, no.
01:40No.
01:41No.
01:42No.
01:43No, no, no, no, no.
01:44Don't...
01:45Don't tell...
01:46Do not tell me that he was doing the kissing as well.
01:49Of course.
01:50Why do you think I asked you to close your eyes?
01:53What?
01:54Is there way more experience in that department?
01:58No.
02:14That is madness.
02:16You are the perverted freak.
02:19You know what?
02:21Screw you and your Kevin.
02:24I knew.
02:25I knew you wouldn't understand.
02:28What?
02:29Kevin.
02:30You know what to do.
02:31What?
02:32What?
02:33What?
02:34Oh.
02:35Oh, God.
02:36Oh.
02:37Oh, God.
02:38Oh.
02:39Oh.
02:40Oh.
02:41Oh.
02:42Oh.
02:43Oh.
02:44Oh.
02:45Oh.
02:46Kevin.
02:47Sit.
02:48Sit down.
02:49Oh.
02:50Oh.
02:51Oh.
02:52Oh.
02:53Oh.
02:54Oh.
02:55Oh.
02:56Oh.
02:58And I'm sorry.
03:01This is not going to work out.
03:02You are too emotional and too intense for me.
03:07What?
03:08Your mood is too unstable and you could freak out over nothing?
03:10That's, that's not something I'm looking for, okay?
03:13No, no, no, no, no, no need to say anything else.
03:16Let's just part as, as friends.
03:21I will miss you.
03:35Darling, happy birthday!
03:40An exercise bike?
03:46Or I don't like bikes?
03:48I think you should.
03:51You'll be riding 30 miles a day.
03:52How many?
03:5330 miles a day, so you can fit into your wedding dress again.
04:03Nick, we've been married for 10 years.
04:07Of course, I'm not the same buddy.
04:11That's the problem, honey.
04:13That's the problem.
04:25Do you actually enjoy it?
04:27I hate it.
04:27So why do you do it?
04:30I need to lose one and a half pounds.
04:35No, I don't get you, girl.
04:36I'm either going to get in shape, or Nick is going to dump me.
04:43Okay.
04:43We haven't been intimate for six months.
04:51I'm sorry, but how does one and a half pounds prevent you from making love?
04:58Because I don't meet Nick's standards anymore.
05:01Oh.
05:04All right.
05:06Listen, Betty, love shouldn't have any standards.
05:10The rest is a pure manipulation.
05:11It's easy for you to say it.
05:13You're doing fine down there.
05:15Because I work out for myself.
05:18Wait.
05:19I know what you need.
05:22What is that?
05:23Wear your favorite dress, put on some makeup, and...
05:27Do a little bit of dancing in the bar.
05:29No, no, no, no, no.
05:30I haven't been out for years, especially without Nick.
05:33That's the whole point.
05:35Go have a drink, flirt with some guys.
05:39You need to feel like a woman again.
05:40You know, you're right.
05:47Yes.
05:47And I wear the...
05:49The green one.
05:51Yes.
05:51No.
05:52The blue one.
05:53You go, girl.
05:55Hey, I'll take the charger, okay?
05:57Yeah.
05:58I'll give it back.
06:08Hi, babe.
06:08I've cleared a noon in for us.
06:13Yeah.
06:14See ya.
06:30Hello, lady.
06:32I'm sorry.
06:33Are you alone tonight?
06:37Yes, I'm alone.
06:38I'm all alone.
06:41Would you like to join me?
06:42No, I'll take the free chair.
06:55Do you think this is funny?
06:57Oh, I...
06:58I'm sorry.
06:58No, it's not funny.
07:00Mark me because no one wants to keep me company.
07:02No, no, no, no.
07:03You're an incredible woman.
07:06It's just that, this guy.
07:10What?
07:11He's coach at my gym, and I know for a fact he's gay.
07:16He is?
07:17Yeah.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:23I'm sorry.
07:27Cheers.
07:27I'm sorry.
07:35You are so funny, eh?
07:36And you're brilliant, Betty.
07:45I'm sorry.
07:46I can't.
07:48Oh.
07:50Well, I guess I jumped the gun at one.
07:54No, no, no, no.
07:56It's just that I have a husband.
08:02So, why were you looking for company tonight?
08:06I know we're having some problems, but...
08:09To be honest, my husband doesn't like me.
08:17Then he definitely got a problem.
08:19Anyway, accept yourself for who you are.
08:23You're gorgeous.
08:31But I'm not letting you go without one more drink.
08:35Let's go.
08:41Hi, honey.
08:44Honey, it's 11 p.m.
08:45Where the hell have you been?
08:46I went to a bar, and there was the most beautiful woman there.
08:53Who told you that?
08:55Trust me, the guys who are checking me out all night.
09:00It's ridiculous, Betty.
09:02Drunken man in a bar will hate on a hippo as well.
09:07So, why don't you hate on me?
09:10Or do I have to do it myself?
09:13Okay.
09:14You know why.
09:16Nick.
09:20We haven't done anything for six months.
09:2430 miles in a...
09:28remember?
09:28Sorry, Miles, you're a big jerk.
09:44You'll see.
09:47Wait.
09:49It was 20 miles less last morning.
09:52Morning, we're gone.
09:53Hi.
09:53Not bad, honey.
09:58Honey, did you work out on this?
10:00Why would I?
10:01I go to the gym every day.
10:03Oh, hi.
10:16Hi.
10:17Give me, please, my chat room.
10:18Yeah, sure.
10:19But please hold on, because my legs are so sore, so it will take some time.
10:23But it's right there.
10:24I'll be right back.
10:24Yeah.
10:24Oh.
10:25Oh, Cindy, why are you limping?
10:36Oh, it's nothing.
10:37Just a cramp after the workout.
10:39Here.
10:39Did you ride 20 miles yesterday?
10:44Whoa, whoa.
10:45What are you talking about?
10:46I've got some extra mileage on my exercise bike.
10:49And yesterday someone sent me to a bar.
10:52Can you explain me, Cindy?
10:54Oh, no.
10:55What?
10:56Patty.
10:56No, no, no, no, no.
10:58Me and Nick?
11:00No.
11:01This is just so unreal.
11:02Why is that?
11:06I didn't want to tell you, but yesterday I saw your husband in the gym.
11:20With someone.
11:24You two need to talk.
11:26Don't worry.
11:28I'll tell him everything what I think.
11:37Hide them home.
11:45Betty?
11:47Betty, what's up?
11:49Who is she?
11:52Why are you taking me?
11:52I know you're cheering on me.
11:54With who?
11:55Please, Betty, come down.
11:56You made me work my back off on that damn bike.
12:02So show me that precious girl.
12:08It's really not about you.
12:12It's about me.
12:13You all say that.
12:14It's really about me.
12:15And unfortunately, I realized it too late.
12:22What?
12:22Bear, listen to me.
12:26Please.
12:27You know, I always had doubts that something was wrong with me.
12:41I haven't decided about it, but I was afraid to admit the problem.
12:46I cheated once by accident.
12:48And everything fell into place.
12:48And everything fell into place.
12:53What place?
12:54Then I thought that it was all because of you.
12:58I just wanted a perfect body.
13:00Because my lover...
13:01You should have seen his legs.
13:09The truth is...
13:10I don't want a perfect body.
13:17I want a man's body.
13:22What?
13:23Let's make sure your mom only comes during the holidays.
13:38You didn't like her socks, did you?
13:42No.
13:42What?
13:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:44No!
13:45No!
14:14No!
14:15No!