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  • 4/16/2025
Welcome to the wild, weird, and wonderfully unfiltered world of "Impotents" — an edgy adult animated cartoon story that flips the superhero genre on its head with a heavy dose of dark humor, satire, and outrageous storytelling. This is not your typical capes-and-glory kind of show. These are the "heroes" you definitely didn't ask for — but can't stop watching.
🦸♂️ Meet the Impotents — a dysfunctional squad of ex-superheroes stripped of their powers, pride, and purpose. Once legends, now losers, they live in a world that’s long forgotten them, trying to navigate adulthood, relationships, addictions, and absurd modern problems… all while still wearing the spandex. With no powers and nothing to lose, they stumble through bizarre situations that blur the line between comedy, tragedy, and complete chaos.
🔥 What to Expect:
• Raw and unfiltered adult humor
• Clever (and often ridiculous) parody of the superhero genre
• Social commentary wrapped in absurdity
• Deeply flawed but oddly relatable characters
• Unexpected twists, sharp dialogue, and bold animation
🧠 This cartoon dives into themes like insecurity, toxic fame, broken dreams, and the very real struggles behind the masks. It’s a brutally honest look at what happens when superheroes grow old, grow bitter, or just plain mess up. Whether they're trying to pay rent, crash a villain’s party, or deal with a midlife crisis, the Impotents always find a way to make things worse — hilariously worse.
⚠️ Viewer Discretion Advised:
This show contains mature content, strong language, suggestive themes, and plenty of moments that push the envelope. Perfect for fans of shows like Rick and Morty, BoJack Horseman, or Harley Quinn who crave something bold, different, and wildly inappropriate in the best way possible.
🎬 Subscribe, sit back, and enjoy the dysfunctional ride — because sometimes, saving the world starts with surviving yourself.

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Transcript
00:30What's up, Jesus? You all right? Too many Hanukkah burgers.
00:41Huh? Hanukkah burger? That's not even a... Oh, uh, hey, Missy. No, it's... it's the people.
00:49They don't hear me.
00:53The people?
00:54Ugh, it's just... I can't close a sale, and I promised Buddha that we'd go on this trip to Mexico, but now I'm thinking I might not even win the sales contest.
01:03Win? Jesus, have you seen your sales figures?
01:07We have sales figures?
01:09Yes, Jesus, have you not seen the board?
01:13How is it you still work here?
01:15Huh?
01:16Um, okay, well, you're only short about... $9,500.
01:22Hey, that's not bad.
01:24Over $10,000 a ton.
01:31Hmm, right. Anyways, Jesus, um, barring some kind of harebrained scheme or something, I don't think this trip is happening for you guys.
01:41Chin up!
01:52So, in short, Buddha, Missy thinks I'm retarded.
01:57What was that she said about a scheme?
01:59Wait, what? Who's scheming who now?
02:01What the fuck is he doing here? Was he in my bed?
02:04Was he in my bed?
02:05Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention, Ganesh was kicked out of his place. The whole, you know...
02:11So, what's the scam?
02:23I'm in.
02:24Um, we need an illegal scam so that Jesus can win the sales contest and he and I can go on this trip to Mexico!
02:32I never said scam, I...
02:33Alright, you guys in your faggy little vacation...
02:36Wait, hold on! I never said scam! Who invited you into this conversation anyhow?
02:41What's it you guys need to move?
02:43Lawn care products. $10,000 worth, but...
02:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. So, we gotta come up with some kind of crazy, illegal, underhanded scam.
02:52What if we tip over post boxes?
02:55What? Buddha, how is that gonna help myself?
02:58No, no, no, that's good thinking, Buddha. It's violent. It sends a message.
03:02Oh, I know! We could commit voter fraud! That shit's gangster!
03:06Guys, seriously?
03:07Wait, wait, wait, I got it. This week I work for the city's Parks Department.
03:11If you call my boss's office tomorrow at 10 a.m., you'll be taking his morning dump.
03:16I'll then sneak in and pick up the phone.
03:18You can then sell me 10,000 of your horseshit lawn care products, please!
03:23Piece of cake.
03:24Yay!
03:25No, no, wait, wait, hold on.
03:27What if all I did was simply change up my sales pitch, you know?
03:31Something like, hey, it's Jesus, how have you been?
03:34How would you like your lawn looking real green?
03:37Wow!
03:39Uh, I love you, buddy, but that was terrible.
03:43Here's the catch, though.
03:44Huh?
03:45We do this little swindle.
03:46Yeah, I'm coming on the trip.
03:48No, no, no, no. No deal, I can't-
03:52Woohoo!
03:53We're all going to Mexico!
03:55More like we're all going to prison.
03:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
04:19How the hell did we end up here?
04:22Uh, are- are we in prison?
04:25Yeah, we're in prison. Thanks, Ganesh! Now we're in prison!
04:30Oh yeah, blame me! Look, tipping the post boxes was Buddha's idea.
04:34We're doing 25 to life!
04:36Hmm... What do we do now?
04:38Ooh, I think we get raped!
04:41What?! What does that even mean?!
04:43Hey ya, boys! How y'all doing?
04:45Hey, let's see what we got on the menu today.
04:48Hmm...
04:49Okay, we're gonna start you off with some hand-holdin'.
04:52Let's see, uh... We're all gonna touch butts.
04:55Ah, and then you got your nutterboatin', that's a good one there,
04:58followed by some sex-cept, uh, you know,
05:01and, uh, I don't know, maybe a Katherine Hegel movie or something like that.
05:05Nutterboating? None of that sounds pleasant.
05:08Oh, I love Katherine Hegel!
05:11Hegel? Heigel? Heigel? Is it Heigel?
05:14Yeah, no, she has real star appeal.
05:16How do we avoid the whole rape thing, though?
05:20Ooh, we could join a gang!
05:22Maybe they'd protect us from the rapes!
05:24Okay, let's, uh, let's join a gang!
05:26Whew!
05:27Are there options, or what... I mean, what do we got here?
05:30Mmm...
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05:51Oh no.
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05:53Oh no.
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05:55I like your eating!
05:55He's not even Hispanic.
05:57Well, that's me!
05:57Oh no.
05:58Mmm....
05:59Mmm...
06:00Hi!
06:01Hello!
06:02Uh...
06:03Uh...
06:04Uh...
06:05Let it kill you or come over.
06:06Hey, come over, we're having a dance.
06:08Ahem.
06:09Um, did we get issued toothbrushes?
06:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
06:16Oh my god.
06:20What a nightmare.
06:22Ah!
06:23No, please!
06:24Oh, hey.
06:26I forgot to mention I've been using your toothbrush.
06:28Yeah, the bristles on mine are too hard.
06:30I keep ripping open the old gum herpes.
06:32Ahem!
06:34Shoesies!
06:37Fuck.
06:37Nasty, dude.
06:40Here.

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