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00:00There comes a time in every teenage girl's life where she has to make a choice.
00:15Jamie Donner, do you want to go to the Winter Ball with me?
00:19Oh, Skylar, of course I will.
00:30Skylar. Skylar!
00:36This is not that time for me.
00:39Hello? Are you going to do it or not?
00:40You mean ask out Jamie Donner?
00:45The quarterback?
00:49The golden boy?
00:51Me?
00:57I don't think so.
01:00He doesn't even remember me.
01:04Skylar, he is your childhood best friend and your next-door neighbor.
01:09It's senior year. Go big or go home.
01:12I think I'll go home.
01:14Thank you, Addie.
01:18Skylar! Hey!
01:23You get lost on your way to the flower garden?
01:27Sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going.
01:30Oh, my God.
01:34Tip, look at this.
01:36Everyone, this loser has a quarterback on her long screen.
01:40Oh!
01:43Skylar!
01:44Skylar!
01:45Oh, you want to tell me what the hell my boyfriend is doing on your phone?
01:50What?
01:56What?
02:02What?
02:09S ***
02:10Oh!
02:12Oh!
02:12I was...
02:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, what?
02:33Oh, my God.
02:34Look at her growl.
02:36Dude, that's some shit my Nana would wear.
02:39You need some bloomers for that, Granny?
02:42Oh, my God.
02:50Aw.
02:52Do you seriously think you have a chance with Jamie Donner looking like that?
02:57Does he even know who you are?
03:00Honestly, I don't care who you are.
03:02You're at the bottom of the food chain, babe, which means I devour weak bitches like you.
03:07If I catch you talking to Jamie, let alone catch you even breathing the same air as him,
03:20you're going to wish you stayed your ass in the background where you belong.
03:24Or I'll shove you in a locker and leave you there to rot.
03:34Capisce?
03:35What?
03:36I said, do you understand?
03:40What the hell's going on?
03:41What the hell's going on?
03:48Skylar?
03:49I haven't seen her around since sixth grade.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:54How sexy does he look in this jacket?
03:56What the fuck did you do to Skylar?
03:58He remembers me?
04:00You know this loser?
04:02Oh, my God.
04:03It's Jamie.
04:04She's not a loser.
04:05Here, okay?
04:06Here you go.
04:09What?
04:09What is going on here?
04:11Why are you helping someone like her?
04:12You're a senior in high school.
04:14You should have outgrown bullying a long time ago.
04:16You need to know your place.
04:19You're the quarterback of the football team.
04:20I'm the cheer captain.
04:22We're supposed to run this school together.
04:27Don't go soft on me now, baby.
04:35Tiffany, what the fuck?
04:38See what I mean, nobody?
04:41My boyfriend and I are up here, and you're down here.
04:44Okay, two things.
04:45One, I'm not your boyfriend anymore, okay?
04:48And two, she's not a nobody.
04:51Her name is Skylar Heron,
04:53and you're going to leave her the fuck alone.
04:58Are you all right?
04:59It's over.
05:01Just let me go.
05:02Skylar, please, wait.
05:19Hey.
05:20The Golden Boys shouldn't be skipping school.
05:24Now they should have not a role, kid.
05:29Look, I'm sorry about Tiff.
05:31You know, she's not normally like that.
05:37Come on, Sky.
05:38Let me drive you home.
05:40He hadn't called me Sky in years.
05:43I'm fine.
05:45Thanks.
05:48Oh.
05:49Um.
05:52You should really keep this.
05:55Sky, come on.
05:56What?
05:57What was I thinking?
06:16We live two different lives.
06:18In two different worlds now.
06:21Just like when we were kids, huh?
06:38Will you stop that?
06:46You're going to wake our parents up.
06:48I don't see your mom's car in the driveway.
06:50My dad's probably in Hong Kong or Berlin right now.
06:53Besides, how else am I going to get you to stop ignoring me?
06:56Ignoring you?
06:56Excuse me, you're the one that disappeared from my life halfway through the sixth grade.
07:02Come on.
07:02It's not my fault my dad shipped me away to live with my aunt because he was too busy when my mom passed.
07:08Well, when you came back the next year, your voice dropped and you grew like two feet.
07:12And you started dating cheerleaders.
07:14Oh.
07:18So I was right.
07:20You did miss me.
07:24Look, I just wanted to make sure you were okay after today.
07:27And, you know, I do feel bad about us growing up.
07:30Uh, Jamie?
07:31But to be fair, you also ghosted me.
07:33The phone works both ways, you know.
07:35It's like we were best friends one day and it's not only we weren't.
07:38Jamie!
07:39And that's not all my fault.
07:40I'm not taking all the blame for that.
07:41You know?
07:42Because, really, I think you were the one that was kind of pulling away from me.
07:46You know, you thought I was this dumb jock.
07:49Jamie!
07:50Jamie!
07:51Your house is on fire.
07:56Fuck.
08:01Sarah, I was so worried about you.
08:03Stop calling me that.
08:06Where's Scott?
08:07Why isn't she here yet?
08:08Hey, they kind of know what caused the fire?
08:10Was it blowing fuse or something?
08:11Hey, you know, I could ask Daddy if you could stay with us for a little while.
08:15No, thanks.
08:16Okay.
08:17I miss anyone's attendance?
08:19Sorry I'm late, Mr. Sullivan.
08:21Uh, are you in my class?
08:28Uh, yeah, I'm Skylar Heron.
08:31I've been in your class for, like, three years.
08:33Of course.
08:34I am so sorry.
08:36Take your seat.
08:37Oh, my God.
08:39How embarrassing.
08:40Not even the teacher remembers her.
08:43Being invisible to faculty?
08:46It's like a whole new level of blame.
08:48Okay, I want to discuss your final project.
08:55You'll each write a biography about a fellow senior.
08:59And before anyone asks, yes, this is mandatory.
09:04Even for you football prodigies.
09:07You have five minutes to partner up.
09:10Cookie, of course, you're going to be partners.
09:15Oh, and the good thing is my mom's going to be out of town again, so we'll have a full place to our son.
09:19Hi.
09:19Oh, okay.
09:23And you know why I can only treat you a favorite chocolate chip, fine?
09:48Oops.
09:50I'm losing me.
09:53Hey, you remember what I said, right?
10:02You're a disgusting loser who nobody likes.
10:06And if I were you, I'd stay out of my sight.
10:14What are you doing, Skyler?
10:16Get back here, see?
10:18Mr. Sullivan, poor Skyler can't find a partner.
10:20Well, if there's no one left, I guess you can pair up with me.
10:30God, can you imagine being partnered with a teacher?
10:33Honestly, I'd rather die.
10:36I'll be your partner.
10:37I'll be your partner.
10:37I'll be your partner.
10:37I'll be your partner.
10:52What the hell, Jamie?
10:54You're my boyfriend.
10:54You better be my partner.
10:56You can partner with Allison.
10:58Allison can't even read.
11:00It's not my problem.
11:01Okay, then.
11:03Skyler, Heron.
11:05Jamie, daughter.
11:06Done.
11:06Mr. Sullivan.
11:14I'm going to vote for life.
11:15What does she think she is?
11:19She's so pissed.
11:23Look, I'm sorry.
11:25I want to...
11:25Just stay away from me, Jamie.
11:27I was just trying to help.
11:28It's not helping.
11:30Your girlfriend wants to kill me, and you're making it worse.
11:34Skyler, come on, wait.
11:36Look, I'm staying at your place.
11:39I'm staying at your place.
11:58I'm staying at my place.
12:20AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12:24Stop!
12:26Hey machine, didn't know you followed fashion brands like that.
12:30Says the one who's naked?
12:32Why are you naked?
12:34Why are you even here?
12:36I was gonna tell you today, but I didn't get a chance.
12:39Since my house burned down, our parents talked,
12:42and they thought I could stay here.
12:45What?
12:50So this is the neighbor's house Jamie's been staying at.
12:59Well, Pookie Bear, do I have a surprise for you?
13:05Oh, she in. Good choice.
13:11Why would they do that without asking me?
13:23We don't even have a guest room.
13:25We used to sleep in the same bed.
13:27When we were nine.
13:28I'll sleep on the floor.
13:30Pookie Bear, I'm here.
13:36Oh no freaking way.
13:49Ew.
13:52What is all this stuff?
13:54No.
13:59It's okay.
14:01No.
14:11It's okay.
14:13No.
14:15I can hear you in there.
14:42Open the door.
14:45Do you need to get her to please?
14:54She's over.
14:58Hello?
14:59Did you die in there or something?
15:00What is wrong with you?
15:01Open the fucking door.
15:02Sorry.
15:03I was showering.
15:05What the hell?
15:06Skylar?
15:07Skylar!
15:08Why the fuck are you here?
15:10Open the fucking door!
15:12Are you with Jamie?
15:13Have I told you not to?
15:14Yeah.
15:14Uh, coming.
15:21Uh, what are you doing in my house?
15:24This is your house?
15:30Why is Jamie staying with you?
15:32He's not.
15:33Uh, why would Jamie be staying here?
15:36With me?
15:37He said he's staying at his neighbor's house.
15:39Yeah.
15:41Not me.
15:42So, you don't know where Jamie is?
15:45No.
15:46Why would I see him?
15:50Your room stinks of dork.
15:53Don't walk into a stranger's house!
15:55All clear.
16:09Hey, Sky.
16:09Come on.
16:19I tried to tell you.
16:20I was just voted captain.
16:22If I had to move back with my aunt, I'd miss the whole season.
16:24What about Tiffany?
16:27Wouldn't it make more sense to stay with, I don't know, your actual girlfriend?
16:31We're sort of on a break right now.
16:34It wasn't my fault.
16:35She got all mad at me because I didn't buy her the Fendi bag she wanted.
16:39For her half birthday.
16:40Doesn't your dad load your card with hella money for allowance?
16:44Well, it's complicated with the cost to repair the house and everything.
16:47So, the golden boy isn't actually made of gold.
16:52That's why you're staying with a loser like me, huh?
16:54You are not a loser.
16:56Okay, Sky?
16:57Come on.
16:58Just do me this.
16:59It's one solid.
17:02Please.
17:07Fine.
17:09Thank you, Skylar.
17:12You're the best.
17:13Yeah, just, just keep my room clean.
17:18Oh, of course.
17:19All I need is my sleeping bag, a few weights.
17:21It'll be like I'm not even there.
17:28Hey.
17:30These are some weights?
17:32Until I could recover from my at-home gym.
17:35The rest, like, melted in the fire.
17:37So, now I have to live in a gym?
17:40Coach Wallace says I've got to bulk up this year, you know?
17:45The house can't stop me from my games.
17:50What do you think?
17:54Jesus.
17:54Uh, did all your shirts catch on fire, too?
17:58How cute.
18:01Did I make you nervous, Sky?
18:03It's not like there's anything hard on me.
18:05I haven't seen it.
18:06I don't know.
18:10Did I just give my first kiss to Jamie?
18:23Oh, my God.
18:26Sorry.
18:27Are you okay, Sky?
18:28I'm fine.
18:30I'll be right back.
18:31I can't believe I gave Jamie Donner my first kiss.
18:43By accident.
18:46Damn, good morning to you, too, sourpuss.
18:49Of course he's over it.
18:50He's had actual kisses.
18:52Hey, I need some extra for you if you want.
18:59It's good for you.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Uh, no thanks.
19:06I've got to catch the bus, so...
19:08What the hell do you need the bus for when I'm here?
19:10You're the one that wants to keep this whole living together thing a secret.
19:14People might suspect if we show up to school in the same car.
19:17It's true.
19:19But maybe if we rush in, nobody can see us.
19:21Come on, let's go.
19:22Bitch.
19:31Everyone saw you.
19:33Why did you come to school with Jamie Donner?
19:37Define everyone.
19:38Well, Julia sits behind me in Econ, and she was talking to her boyfriend about how she saw that Allison posted to her snap streak about how Jamie came to school with a girl, and then Tiffany tweeted.
19:45Okay, I get it.
19:46Thank you, Ed.
19:49Tiffany is going to run me over with her Porsche.
19:52And her dad's going to get her off, too.
19:54I mean, she already has another football boy as arm candy.
19:58Ugh.
19:59Caleb, he's like, if a red flag made a wish to be a real boy.
20:03But forget about them.
20:04Tell me about you and Jamie.
20:05I mean, childhood friends to lovers plus forced proximity.
20:08Ooh, they're just so 90s rom-com coded.
20:11Oops.
20:12My bad.
20:13Caleb, what the fuck is your problem?
20:14Pookie, you're such a clutz.
20:16Oh, my God.
20:18Listen to me, you freak.
20:20Jamie is mine, even when he's not.
20:23You're wrong.
20:24Oh, we'll see about that.
20:29Come on, babe.
20:29Let's go.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:31Jamie.
20:36This is it.
20:38I'm going to tell Jamie how I feel about him.
20:43You're just doing this all to make me jealous, aren't you?
20:46Not everything's about you, Tiff.
20:48But if I was, it seems to be working.
20:50Out of all the bitches in the school, you could have anybody, anyone.
20:53And you choose her, the lamest of the lamest.
20:55She's a good person.
20:57Not that you know anything about that.
20:59I get it.
21:00I get that you're trying to commit social suicide by hanging out with someone like a...
21:04Cookie Bear, I just...
21:08I miss us.
21:10Who is Crawford now, remember?
21:12Oh, that hasn't stopped you before.
21:25Don't forget who you belong to, Jamie.
21:27Hope you enjoyed the show.
21:39Skylar.
21:41Sorry.
21:42I didn't mean to snoop.
21:46Look, it's obvious Tiffany still wants you.
21:49And if you want her, then...
21:50No, that was nothing serious.
21:52It is, Jamie.
21:54Maybe it's best if we just don't talk at school.
21:58Yeah, we were friends before, but...
22:00We're from two different worlds now.
22:02I'm invisible.
22:05Lamer than lame, Phil.
22:08Look.
22:10Come on.
22:10That's not true.
22:12I'll prove it to you.
22:13Rise and shine, sleeping beauty.
22:31Huh?
22:46Why are we here again?
22:48You said that we can't be friends because we come from two different worlds.
22:52So now I'm bringing you over to my world.
22:55Come on, Jamie.
22:56Be serious.
22:57You can't turn a loser into a snow queen.
22:59Skylar, you're always going on about being a loser, okay?
23:03Do you really want to live the rest of your life thinking that way?
23:06Fine.
23:07Do what you want with me.
23:08That's what I'm talking about.
23:10Okay, so the first step to a new life is a new look.
23:16Because, uh, you know...
23:18No offense, but, uh...
23:20I mean, what happened to those sheen packages you bought, you know?
23:23Why do you buy the clothes if you're not going to wear them?
23:25They looked good, but I feel like it doesn't suit me.
23:27Sheen literally suits everybody, okay?
23:31Fine, but what's the point of shopping in person anyway?
23:35Isn't that what online shopping is for?
23:38Give it a shot.
23:40Okay.
23:46Too short.
23:48Come on, keep looking.
23:49Fine.
23:51I thought it was going to look great.
23:59Okay.
24:13Yeah.
24:14That one's not bad, you know?
24:16It's not really you, though, right?
24:17Mm-hmm.
24:18Skylar.
24:32Come on, it doesn't take 15 minutes to put on one dress.
24:35What if I look stupid?
24:36You're not going to look stupid.
24:38Would you please just come out before the mall closes?
24:40Okay.
24:41Coming.
24:42Coming.
24:42Coming.
24:42wow sorry i just uh i haven't seen you in a dress like that before uh you look nice
25:06really nice really yeah you know you wear you wear something like that i know tons of guys that ask
25:16you out oh i thought uh this would look really nice with it
25:24is everything okay uh yeah i just gotta take this real quick um why don't you get online and get the
25:52uh get the dress and the necklace looks amazing i'll be right back
25:56hey i was in line
26:03hey i was in line
26:07holy shit skylar you were in line at the she and papa
26:15you why can't i be here is that a joke because this place doesn't reek of nerd or lame i mean just
26:25look at yourself oh my god wait till tip sees this stop
26:30hey i picked that oh just do yourself a favor and give this up you make literally anything and
26:41everything look like shit anyway
26:43i'm not bailing coach i've had a lot going on and it totally slipped my mind we had the meeting today
26:51you told me you were gonna finally make champions out of this team
26:54clearly anything and everything look like shit sorry coach i gotta go
26:58donna donna do you even have the curves to fill out this dress
27:02oh who am i kidding some of us stopped growing in middle school
27:07and by some of us i mean you
27:11hey give me
27:13oh poor baby
27:21what are you gonna do go cry to your mommy
27:23i just wanted to look pretty
27:25save it
27:28no dress is ever gonna make you look pretty
27:32or visible
27:34or enough
27:36for jamie donner
27:37this is high school
27:39loser
27:39not some stupid fairy tale
27:42you can keep the dress if you want
27:45you said skylar's not enough for me
27:47jamie
27:49what are you doing here
27:51i helped her pick out the dress and the necklace
27:53and she looked gorgeous in there
27:55but tiffany
27:56tiffany and i are over
27:58okay
27:59and since she has mean friends like you
28:00i'm glad that it's over
28:02what did you say
28:03i said you're a bitch alison
28:05not even that outfit can fix you
28:06are you okay
28:13do you think that she was right
28:17that no matter what i do i'll always be a loser
28:20no you're not a loser
28:22okay how many times do i have to tell you that
28:24confidence is like football
28:26okay
28:27you know it takes practice
28:28and monday we're gonna start some field practice all right
28:31you're gonna blow the whole school away
28:34but my clothes
28:36well thanks to sheen
28:37we got a bunch of great outfits covered for the week
28:39let's ring you out
28:40it's on me
28:41i can't believe i'm saying this but
28:44okay
28:45let's do it
28:47all right
28:48yo sky rise and shine
29:06bet you didn't think i could wake up before you huh
29:13head it over to addy's to get ready
29:15prepare to meet the new skylar heron
29:18where's skylar
29:22why isn't she here yet
29:25where were you saturday don
29:26had some important shit to do
29:28more important than leading your team to our next game
29:31how is he staring at
29:35hello maple high
29:54meet the new skylar
29:56jamie donner ready for some fun
30:00remember me jamie donner
30:04aww
30:06how cute
30:08do i make you
30:10nervous
30:12donner
30:27you didn't tell us you got a new bad bitch
30:30dude
30:32new girl's hot as shit
30:33they call dibs
30:35sorry
30:36she's taken
30:37oh my god
30:44you
30:44ate that
30:45holy shit
30:47i think i blacked out
30:48i don't even know who that was back there
30:51that was the start of your snowbee campaign
30:53addy
30:54winter ball isn't for another two months
30:56girl
30:57do you think tiffany saw
31:00i mean if she didn't
31:02she's gonna
31:02look
31:04tiff
31:10you
31:11bitch
31:12you need to see
31:12you so mean to get a personal trainer
31:14i can't have you wheezing after a couple back handsprings
31:17that
31:23bitch
31:24is that skylar
31:25okay
31:35so biographies
31:37always start off with a really good hook
31:39something that grabs the audience's attention
31:41and makes them want to keep listening to you speak
31:44do you have anything in mind
31:46hello
31:52oh what sorry
31:54can you say that again
31:55you're such a jock
31:57so
31:59since this is gonna be
32:00an all year thing
32:01i think we should focus on something
32:03that's important to us
32:05for senior year
32:05like a goal
32:06or something you want
32:08oh okay
32:09easy
32:09championship game for sure
32:10get a first win in over 20 years
32:13a one mvp
32:14and i'll coast my way to a d1 scholarship
32:16what about you
32:18when you want
32:19you mean other than you
32:26what did you say
32:28oh my god
32:30did i say that out loud
32:31oh my god
32:32did i say that out loud
32:33i meant
32:35other than you
32:36being my best friend again
32:37how could it get better
32:39i don't know why you're still hung up on donner babe
32:58you have me now
33:00can you blame me
33:02lukey
33:02jamie owes me everything
33:05okay
33:05and then he goes and settles for some
33:07charity case
33:09i guess you're right
33:11ever since his house burned down
33:13and he's been hanging out with her
33:14he's really been slacking on his captain's duties
33:17exactly
33:18and when he's distracted
33:20he's a liability
33:21she is the distraction
33:24why don't we deal with both of them
33:28you're so evil babe
33:32who is jamie donner
33:40most popular boy at mabel high school
33:44star quarterback
33:45varsity captain
33:46and
33:48my current roommate
33:50tall
33:57fit
33:59good looking
34:00annoyingly
34:03good looking
34:04come on harder
34:06that's
34:07harder
34:08practice
34:09girls later
34:10a jock
34:12but also
34:13really funny
34:14and honest
34:16and kind
34:17the boy i've loved
34:19my whole life
34:20now
34:21i can't write this in my essay
34:23what's this skyler
34:29good hustle today boys
34:39i can take it from here coach
34:40listen jamie
34:41i know you've been through a lot
34:43but
34:43you made a commitment
34:45when you became captain of the team
34:46but i'm just not seeing the effort
34:48you need to win
34:49and if your father was here
34:51he would say the same thing
34:53our coach is right donner
34:59if your mind's off the field
35:00how are we gonna win the championship
35:01oh
35:05nice costume
35:07it's
35:07it's not halloween yet
35:09but i'm flattered
35:09you'd want to dress up as me
35:11so what's this
35:14give it back
35:15it's
35:16it's nothing
35:17it doesn't sound like nothing
35:19bet it's a page from her sad little diary or something
35:22dear diary
35:24i got pushed in the three lockers today
35:26this is my 13th reason
35:28why don't we
35:31take a peek
35:32you know what i think
35:41i think that paper
35:43is a humiliating little love letter to
35:46my
35:46man
35:47your man
35:49you mean caleb
35:51no dipshit
35:52i mean jamie
35:53my boyfriend who
35:55you
35:56stole
35:57what did you do
36:01did you
36:02blow him
36:03or something
36:04did you let him
36:06pop your cherry
36:07who knew
36:09shy little sky
36:10could be such a
36:11dick
36:12gobbling
36:12slut
36:13behind closed doors
36:15i'd never steal your boyfriend
36:19because i'm not a skank
36:20like you
36:21oh
36:24i messed up
36:25grab her
36:28why don't we go talk somewhere a little more private
36:32just us girls
36:33all right guys we got one more shot at the championship
36:41it's ours we just got to trust each other
36:44and keep our eyes on the prize
36:46don't shut the hell up
36:47you want to let us all in on the joke crawford
36:50yeah
36:50i just think it's funny
36:52that you're lecturing us about focus
36:54your eyes are off the field half the time
36:56you're looking at that nobody over there
36:57who you've been ditching us all for
36:59it's really none of your business man
37:00it's the team's business
37:01so you can either
37:02keep playing hero with that dress up doll
37:04or you can be a real leader
37:05and we can win a championship
37:07you think just because you hang out with the quarterback
37:22you can talk to me like that
37:24i am tiffany fucking rylan
37:27i can buy this entire school and everyone in it including you
37:31let me go are you crazy
37:34hon you haven't even seen crazy
37:38not yet
37:40allison
37:42are you recording
37:45no we're not recording this isn't 2015
37:48are we live yet
37:50a hundred viewers already tipped
37:52perfect
37:53i'm sure all 10,000 of my followers got the notification
37:57they'll tune in soon
38:00jamie might be the big man on campus but
38:06i think you need a reminder of who really runs shit here
38:12what the fuck
38:17timmy what
38:18last time i checked crawford
38:26i'm still the team captain
38:27so when i tell you to run
38:28all i want to hear from you is how far
38:30perfect
38:31i think
38:32what i say about phones and practice
38:33we need a reminder of who really
38:35runs shit here
38:37let's just hope she's not wearing those granny ass panties again
38:41god what are you doing
38:42timothy please
38:43please stop
38:45timothy
38:47thank god she's not wearing those golden girls ass undies again
38:57you're too scared to show the school your mosquito size bite tits again
39:01you can just say that
39:02at least i didn't buy my lips
39:05or did your daddy's credit card buy those too
39:08i'm gonna bury you under the field
39:15that's what happens when you take what's mine
39:18jamie isn't yours
39:19oh and he definitely isn't yours and he won't be when i'm done with you
39:24i wouldn't do that if i were you
39:29i wouldn't do that if i were you
39:33hooky
39:34are you done with practice already
39:37shut it down
39:39now
39:40keep it going
39:41i've never seen jamie this angry
39:43but now
39:44he looked like he was ready to commit a felony
39:47stay away from her tip
39:51it's the last time i'm gonna tell you
39:53uh
39:56did your brain turn to mush from all those tackles
40:00we do not associate with bottom
40:02i associate with whoever i want
40:04you and i are done
40:05for good
40:07your little pet project runway
40:11needs to learn how the real world works
40:13eventually jamie
40:14you can't protect her forever
40:15oh yeah
40:16oh
40:17if you're a maple high student listen up
40:20from now on skylar heron is off limits
40:23if anyone touches
40:24messes with her
40:25anything
40:26they'll have to go through me
40:27jamie
40:29what the fuck
40:34for her
40:35are you alright
40:39as kids
40:48jamie and i would play knight and princess sometimes
40:50i hated always being the princess
40:52but now
40:54it felt nice
40:55pretending jamie donner was my knight in shining armor
40:58you look like a sad wet puppy
41:05i was almost a sad dead puppy
41:07that looks bad
41:09here sit down
41:10must have gotten that from tiffany's evil cheer squad dragging me away
41:14i'm sorry
41:15you didn't do this jamie
41:19why does it feel like i did that
41:22i didn't pay attention to how shitty tiffany was
41:25maybe i just didn't want to
41:27maybe that makes me just as shitty as her
41:30at least you're trying to be better
41:34which makes you not like her
41:36i totally blew off coach wallace today
41:40god he's gonna kill me
41:42obviously us hanging out isn't causing problems for just me
41:47maybe
41:50it's for the best if we just
41:52stop
41:53we're not doing that
41:54jamie
41:56you're my friend skylar
41:57you're my oldest friend
41:59a lot of ways
42:00you're my only real friend
42:01you know i don't personally patch up any of the guys like i'm doing for you right now
42:06so you're saying i'm not like one of the guys
42:10um
42:12not quite
42:13i mean
42:14you're a bit prettier than any of the guys
42:17it's a bit
42:20let me tell you there's something magic in you
42:27because each time you make you know there is a truth
42:31let me tell you're alone
42:34skylar
42:38jesus christ sky i thought tiff was gonna live stream your murder
42:43how many people saw
42:44i think when the feed cut out it was like
42:473.3k
42:48well don't worry most of tiff's followers are bots anyways
42:51but the good thing is all of your followers are very much real
42:55you made me an instagram
42:57look your first post already has 500 likes and you have 350 followers and it's barely been six hours
43:03nice
43:03i don't even know 350 people
43:08you really think i can take the snow queen's crown
43:20the skylar that i grew up with
43:22was the bravest person that i knew
43:24if i believe in anyone
43:25it's her
43:26i think i just saw her for the first time in six years
43:32let's take that bitch down
43:36oh my god i totally forgot
43:38you will not guess which fine ass boy was asking about you in ap calc
43:42a boy asked about me
43:44girl not just any boy
43:46elijah townsend
43:47what
43:49i'm gonna ask for her she looks so good
43:55yo what did you do to piss out the snow queen
44:08i saw the whole life
44:09you're braver than the navy seals
44:11that was honestly so hot
44:13can you add me on snap
44:14you literally spilled that by my tits line
44:16i mean
44:17it was just so amazing
44:19all right that's enough chitter chatter
44:22class starts at five
44:24hey
44:37i'm really sorry it's that you pulled that shit on you
44:44uh
44:47thank you
44:49but if i'm being real
44:51i'm kind of badass
44:53not many people have the guts to stand up to the snow queen like that
44:58oh i'm sorry i'm elijah townsend
45:02sorry i've seen you at football practice
45:07right right
45:09you're jamie's partner for the project yeah
45:13yeah we're um
45:15we're friends
45:17just
45:18friends
45:19yeah
45:21that's good
45:22what i don't get is how 3.3k people saw her go edward scissorhands on me and she doesn't get cancelled
45:38expelled or expelled or like arrested i mean she has her rich dad's evil lawyers they're like the mob do you remember that redhead from marine bio who stepped on her louboutins exactly
45:51oh
45:52oh
45:53oh
45:54I mean, she has her rich dad's evil lawyers. They're like the mob.
45:57Do you remember that redhead from Marine Bio who stepped on her Louboutins?
46:01Mm-mm. Exactly.
46:13All right, all right, guys. Come on, let her breathe.
46:24Um, shouldn't you sit at your table?
46:27You should actually steal the Snow Queen's crown. It'd be helpful to be around the reigning Snow King.
46:37Did Elijah bother you today in class?
46:40Um, um, no. He seemed nice.
46:45Yeah, he is. But you know how he is, right? He's like one of my friends, but he's also...
46:51Like a massive man-whore. I heard last year two senior girls wanted to hook up with him after the Sadie Hawkins dance, and he slept with both of them at the same time.
47:00Oh.
47:01Oh.
47:03Well, he seemed okay to me.
47:06Yeah, as long as you're cool with him.
47:07Are you recording? Are we live yet?
47:08Uh-huh.
47:09Let's just hope she's not wearing those granny-ass panties.
47:10Hey, you're Skylar, right?
47:11Oh, relax. I'm not some demon cheerleader. I'm Macy. Elijah told me about you.
47:13So, you're the one giving Tiffany Ryland hell.
47:15Oh, well, I don't know about that.
47:17Do you guys eat.
47:19Okay.
47:20are you recording are we live yet let's just hope she's not wearing those granny ass pants
47:28hey you're skylar right oh relax i'm not some demon cheerleader i'm macy elijah told me about
47:37you so you're the one giving tiffany rylan hell well i don't know about how but trust me you're
47:44making her lose her shit i'm not even on social media like that anymore but i know she's made
47:49like 20 vague posts in the last week but anyways enough about her i came over to ask if you wanted
47:56to come to my place and hang with some friends my first invite to a high school party i didn't even
48:03know who this girl is or why she wanted to invite me what if it was a setup um i don't even have a
48:11swimsuit oh girly don't even trip you can borrow one of mine i'm always talking up on shein and i
48:16have like a ton extras she'll be there slay i'll give you my address see you friday
48:26what the hell is wrong with you what is wrong with you do you even know who that is
48:31no that's macy sherwood that's tiffany's ex-best friend
48:36i just don't get what macy sherwood wants with me i don't know tiffany like banned me from even
48:46breathing in her direction after they stopped talking is she your girlfriend or your mom
48:51i'm so sorry i didn't mean no it's okay honestly i'm not like triggered by the word mom or anything
49:00just because mine died just a word
49:04are you okay uh yeah i'm just sore from the game you know i think i went a little too hard
49:15do you need an ice pack or i'm good thanks at least my dad texted me that the repairs in the
49:22house are going to be done when the season's over so uh yeah i'll be able to recover my own bed
49:27do you want to sleep up here
49:37no i'm all right thanks
49:45come on jamie i feel bad making you sleep on the floor these past couple weeks
49:51okay
49:59okay
50:00you sure you're okay with this
50:13jamie you slept in this bed dozens of times before
50:19yeah but you know it's like different now
50:23just uh i don't want to make you uncomfortable or anything
50:27you'll be just like when we were kids right
50:33yeah
50:35i must be dreaming
50:40yeah
50:43oh
50:47i must be dreaming there is absolutely no way in hell that jamie donner is spooning me in his
51:08sleep right now jamie jamie wake up far more minutes
51:19god he's strong if i don't wake him he might crush one of my ribs
51:27you smell nice okay do not panic skyler maybe i could slip out if i just
51:38what's that against my butt no no no no no no no jamie jamie jesus oh
51:50you might want to cover that up oh shit
51:59it happens in the mornings it's okay
52:05hello hello sunshine you are not gonna believe the tea i found on your haughty roommate's ex
52:19tyler it is imperative that you make a good first impression okay
52:35macy has insider knowledge about two-faced tip that we don't have
52:38adi they haven't been friends in years maybe she's over tiffany
52:42maybe but i'd still be pissed if my ex-besties spread rumors freshman year
52:46about how i let the whole boys track team run train on me
52:49wait
53:00i've never been to a party before what if i say something weird or awkward
53:06this isn't a two-minute walk down the hallway this is an entire day at the pool
53:10it's okay people are into awkward weirdos these days
53:12look just remember what i told you okay fake it till you make it
53:19if all else fails just take a couple shots
53:21what i can't drink jamie i'm you're fine i'm your designated driver okay so
53:26feel free to let loose jamie i've never drank before don't worry
53:30okay i won't let anything happen to you
53:37oh you're not my postmates unless you finally decided to do something with your
53:42life other than all honor it's good to see you macy
53:46that's good
53:48i said no more cannonballs you moronic half-wooded imbecile
54:04don't use all those big-ass words with me
54:07you know i don't know what the fuck they mean
54:10macy was so assertive and confident
54:14i didn't know how she wasn't the raining snow queen and if she wasn't
54:18i had no idea how the hell i was supposed to be
54:21want some brownies
54:22oh yeah does that look amazing
54:25uh they have they've read enough
54:27oh um i'm actually super full
54:30i forgot oh oh okay well
54:33they're here if you're feeling snacky
54:35but on to more important matters let's get you into something more appropriate for the occasion
54:41good luck
54:43yo katherine glad you brought your little friend you've been hiding from all of us
54:52i picked like three sets from she in
55:00i do size
55:01you should fit like the book
55:02they always do
55:03no way can i walk out there wearing one of these
55:10i've never worn a bikini
55:12first time for everything
55:13um macy can i have a drink
55:25need a little liquid courage
55:27oh girl you don't need any
55:30trust me
55:32tequila or vodka
55:33hey
55:35i gotta drop man
55:37so are you two like dating or is it one of those situationship kind of things
55:44why do you want to know man
55:46well man
55:47just a question
55:48all right i'll take that as a yes
55:51no we're just
55:52we're good friends
55:55yeah
55:56how good
55:58shut up look we
56:00we grew up together okay we're not
56:02oh yeah
56:14definitely not
56:16doesn't she look fire
56:21my head feels fuzzy
56:24is that supposed to happen
56:25what did you give her
56:27what
56:28what doner
56:30i just gave her some jungle juice
56:31this guy
56:32you all right
56:33yes
56:33you feeling okay
56:34i'm fine
56:35not that drunk
56:37what are you my father
56:39calm down donner
56:41she's around friends
56:42it's not like i invited
56:43oh no fucking one
56:46oh my god
56:47who fucking invited them
56:48caleb
56:49my dog
56:51i told you this fool was dope
56:53oh my god
56:57skye we can leave her for one
57:04no
57:04i'm not running from her anymore
57:07we're still
57:08i really am so dumb
57:16i'm sure by now you've heard all the things she said about me freshman year
57:25oh my god
57:26yes
57:27i can't believe she did that to you
57:29she was your best friend
57:31yeah well sometimes people say they're your friends and don't actually mean it
57:34learned that the hard way
57:36so uh
57:39you and jamie donner huh
57:41no
57:41no no no no
57:42no wonder tiff hates you
57:44jamie and i aren't
57:46we're just friends
57:50you say so
57:51just proves how goddamn insecure tiff actually is though
57:55tiffany
57:56she insecure
57:58tiff only keeps her crown because everyone's afraid to take it
58:01but you you're different
58:03you actually scare her
58:05there's no other than the snow queen title
58:08there's no better trophy other than the jamie donner on her arm
58:12and i've never seen him look at tiff the way that he looks at you
58:15and even if you are
58:17just spread this
58:19hey come on people
58:20look alive
58:21the day is not over yet
58:22we got a fun game we can play
58:24some good old fashioned spin the bottom
58:26oh yuck
58:27all right guys
58:40you ready to get this game started
58:42i'll go first
58:44oh yeah i love this game
58:51oh
58:57oh
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