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00:00So I just put a song on SoundCloud a few hours ago, almost a day ago. It's called Lobster and Corn and I used AI to play this character called Lil Heffa and yeah I put it on SoundCloud and it's up there.
00:21It's basically a song about wanting to go out on a date with someone that can buy lobster and corn and unfortunately I can't go out on a date with someone that can buy new lobster and corn because nobody ever asked me out.
00:35So today I'm going to go to the grocery store and buy my own lobster and corn.
00:51I'm so cold like the flu. All I need is one life. I don't need two. Bitches stay away from me before I hit them with a shoe.
01:10Uh, nigga, who is you? Yeah. Being alone is all I ever knew. Lobster and corn on a plate. I want to go on a date. Yeah. You already know who it is. Lobster and corn on a plate. Nigga, I want to go on a date. Uh, moving as a loud record, bitch.
01:37First, I'm going to start with the corn.
01:40First, I'm going to start with the corn.
01:52Now I'm going to start with the lobster and corn on a plate. Can I get one?
01:55I want to go on a date. Need a nigga with money and weight.
02:00Take me up and just tell me at it. Lobster and corn on a plate.
02:05Now I'm going to get me some non-alcoholic wine. I'm not going to drink anything alcohol because I'm on, uh, and I'll drink some.
02:21Don't act like I don't know you.
02:23Don't act like I don't know you.
02:24Don't put some gas in my car.
02:26Buy me a drink at the bar.
02:29Don't make me a star.
02:31Bring me up to pot.
02:33Buy me a brand new bag.
02:36If you don't act like a flag.
02:39Follow me like a brat.
02:41Don't be a rapper.
02:43We have so many times that she needs a lot.
02:46I don't want to eat.
02:48Don't make me a coat.
02:49Buy me a toe.
02:50Take me out for brunch.
02:51Take me out for lunch.
02:52I want to munch.
02:53Buy me some punch.
02:54I want to crunch.
02:55I'm starting to corn on a plate.
02:58I want to go on a plate.
03:00Beat a nigga with money and weight.
03:03Beat me up like a teddy egg.
03:06I'm starting to corn on a plate.
03:08I want to go on a plate.
03:10I want to go on a plate.
03:11You can, like, pay for everything.
03:13With money and weight.
03:14Beat me up a potato.
03:15I want to dress me up in your clothes.
03:18Because if I'm pretty good, I'm a massage.
03:21Maybe just a little bit.
03:22I want a man who knows how to tap into my flow.
03:26I get a man who's super duper cool.
03:29Cause it ain't cool without him.
03:31It has to be cool.
03:33I'm gonna go on a date
03:42Meet a nigger with money and waste
03:45I'll hit me up at the turn that day
03:48I'm stirring corn on a plate
03:50I'm gonna go on a date
03:53Meet a nigger with money and pay
03:55I select the underwaves purchase
03:58Laps to
03:59Ain't a part of nobody's kill
04:02Being alone is all I have a drink
04:04I'm so cold like the two
04:07I'm going to go on a plate
04:09I'm touching the ground
04:10I'm going to go on a sheet
04:13I'm going to go on a sheet
04:15I can check with fire
04:19It's not alcoholic
04:23And they still have to do a check
04:25Pre-date
04:26You already know who it is
04:29Stop stirring corn on a plate
04:32Nigga I want to go on a date
04:35I'm going to go on a date
04:37Smooth in this one out of a bitch
04:39For ya
04:41I don't know what it is
04:45I don't know what it is
04:46I think he took off the tree
04:59I don't know what it is
04:59I don't know what it is
05:00I don't know what it is
05:00But it's good
05:01I don't know what it is
05:01I don't know what it is
05:02For ya
05:03I don't know what it is
05:03Do it
05:05Give it to me
05:05No
05:06Smile
05:07Some
05:08Today
05:09I don't know what it is
05:10You're doing
05:11근데
05:12normally
05:12Major
05:13Olaya
05:15I'm really excited.
05:16Buy me a bottle of wine.
05:18Think I'm going with my time.
05:21Pick up the towel and the proof.
05:24Don't act like I don't know you.
05:27Get to my talk.
05:29Buy me a drink at the bar.
05:32Think I'm making a star.
05:34Bring me up the water.
05:37Buy me a brand new bag.
05:40Make you don't act like a fat.
05:42Boil me like a rat.
05:45Add some sugar.
05:48Drop it.
05:49Take me out.
05:50Keep it up.
05:51Come on, or you can take me out.
05:53Yeah, I'm ready.
05:56Take me out to lunch, I wanna punch.
05:59Come on, or you try to save me some stuff.
06:08Take me out to lunch, I wanna punch.
06:10I wanna go.
06:12Now I'm going to season the lobster and all of it in the oven.
06:17It's been 10 minutes since the corn has been in there, so I'm going to add the lobster in there now.
06:29So I'm just going to split it around the middle.
06:33It's so good.
06:36Cheese.
06:41I'm going to go in the middle.
06:43I want to go on a date.
06:45Eat a nigger with money and weight.
06:47We all about to tell you that.
06:50Lobster and corn on the plate.
06:53I'm going to go on a date.
06:55Eat a nigger with money and pay.
06:58We all about to tell you that.
07:01Lobster.
07:02Ain't a part of nobody's crew.
07:05Being alone is all I ever knew.
07:07I'm so cold like the flu.
07:10All I need is one life, I don't need two.
07:12Bitches stay away from me before I hit them with a shoe.
07:15Uh.
07:16Nigga, who is you?
07:18Yeah.
07:19Been alone is all I ever knew.
07:23Just pull out the meat as you can see.
07:26I want to go on a date.
07:28Yeah.
07:29You already know who it is.
07:32Lobster and corn on a plate.
07:35Nigga, I want to go on a date.
07:38I'm not going to lay the meat on top of it like that.
07:41And then I'm going to go ahead and just pull out my ears.
07:45Yeah.
07:46And then I'm going to add some seasoning.
07:50I added old bay.
07:51Oh.
07:52Oh.
07:53Oh.
07:54Oh.
07:55Oh.
07:56Oh.
07:57Phying.
07:58Oh.
07:59Funhertz ooh.
08:00OK.
08:01I wanna go on a date.
08:03Need a nigga with money and weight.
08:05Pick me her Fentice twins.
08:06Uh huh.
08:07Lobster and corn on a plate.
08:10Yeah I wanna go on a date.
08:12Need a nigga with money and weight.
08:14Pick me up at theiaoif.
08:16Buy me a bottle of wine.
08:18Yo you sister.
08:20Let's go.
08:50So while I'm waiting for this, uh, while I'm waiting for this poster, I'm going to be ready for five days, sparkly, uh, five days, so I'm going to open it now.
09:20Oh,
09:22I want a man who knows how to tap into my flow.
09:31I need a man who's super, duper cool.
09:34Cause it ain't cool without him.
09:36He has to be cool.
09:42Lobster and corn on a plate.
09:44Yeah, I wanna go on a date.
09:47Yeah, you know it's my yeah, wait.
09:50Hit me up at the tail, yeah, day.
09:52Lobster and corn on a plate.
09:55I'm gonna go on a date.
09:58In a niggas with money and pay.
10:00Hit me up at the tail, yeah, day.
10:03Lobster.
10:04Ain't a part of nobody crew.
10:07Being alone is all I ever knew.
10:09I'm so cold like the flu.
10:12All I need is one life.
10:13I don't need two.
10:14Bitches stay away from me before I hit them with the ax.
10:16Before I hit him with a shoe, uh, maybe who is you, yeah, being alone, it's all I ever knew, lobster and corn on a plate, I wanna go on a date, yeah, you already know who it is, lobster and corn on a plate, nigga, I wanna go on a date, uh, no females allowed record, bitch, oh yeah.
10:46I think the, um, food is ready, I'm gonna check it now.
11:16Nigga, we have money and waste, pick me up at the tail, yeah, buy me a bottle of wine, nigga, though it's my time, pick up the tail when you're through, don't act like I don't know you, then put some gas in my car, and buy me a drink at the bar, nigga, make me the star, bring me up to par,
11:46Spoil me like a brat, yeah, don't be a rat, buy me a cat, buy me a hat, buy me a coat, buy me a tote, take me out for brunch, take me out to lunch, I wanna punch, buy me some punch, I wanna crunch.
12:03Lobster and corn on a plate, uh-huh, I wanna go on a date, yeah, be the nigga with money and waste, uh-huh, pick me up at the tail, yeah, babe, I ate, lobster and corn on a plate, I wanna go on a date, uh, be the nigga with money and waste, and wait, pick me up at the tail, yeah, I, dress me up in your flower, nigga, that's too shallow,
12:33I didn't laugh, so it's good, yeah, fuckin' 86, yeah, I want to go on a date, uh-huh, I wanna go on a date, it ain't li helping me out there, yeah, exactly, bad, screws, I wanna go on a date, yeah, he much spray, I wanna go on a date, be the nigga with money and waste, uh-huh, check me out back to tail, yeah, babe,
12:54Lobster and corn on the plate
12:57I'm going to go on a day
13:00In a nigga with money out there
13:02What?
13:04Lobster and corn
13:06Lobster
13:06Ain't a part of nobody crew
13:09Being alone is all I ever knew
13:11I'm so cold like the flu
13:14All I need is one life, I don't need two
13:16Bitches stay away from me before I hit them with a shoe
13:19Uh, nigga who is you?
13:23Yeah
13:23Being alone is all I ever knew
13:27Lobster and corn on the plate
13:30I want to go on a date
13:32Yeah
13:33You already know who it is
13:36Lobster and corn on the plate
13:39Nigga I want to go on a date
13:41Uh
13:43No females allowed records, bitch
13:46Oh yeah
13:47Shout out to the honor
13:49Yeah
13:52And a faithful life
13:58I want to be alone
13:59To be alone
13:59Ow
14:02Maybe I want to go on a date