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00:14What are you doing? What? You didn't even have
00:16tears in your eyes when you lifted up the veil.
00:18It's a rehearsal. I can't believe you're being so
00:20insensitive. Don't you know that she
00:22is still recovering from her surgery?
00:24Oh, by the way, Hannah has your
00:26new vag. Less ugly?
00:28Dennis! Dad, what?
00:30I'm
00:32not ready to be a man! What?
00:34What? I'm not ready to be
00:36a man!
00:38There are a lot of different reasons why
00:40people become friends. Commence fire!
00:42Because
00:44you have a lot in common or
00:46because no one else will be your friend.
00:48Adam's
00:50mom took control of her men.
00:52Your cholesterol is 272. Do you want to drop dead
00:54of a heart attack by the time you're 50? Yeah, you're right,
00:56you're always right. I learned to love it.
01:00Alison Marks. You are?
01:02Rosenberg. V Rosenberg.
01:04Man, you do not look Jewish.
01:06Why do you want to marry a Jew so badly?
01:08Because I never want to make another decision for as long as I live.
01:12That's mildly offensive.
01:14What the hell is going on around here?
01:16They're starting construction in the baby's room.
01:18There is no baby to build a room for yet.
01:20Not even a fetus!
01:22So where are you taking me?
01:24Well, I thought that we could...
01:25Because I didn't know what you were thinking.
01:26So I made reservations for 7 o'clock.
01:28I got tickets.
01:30That sounds great.
01:32You're the only Jew I know.
01:34I need you. You gotta teach me how to pass myself off as one of you guys.
01:37From what I know, no man has ever been good enough for Alison.
01:41But if you can get that woman's seal of approval, you might have a chance.
01:45You are single, 31 years old, unmarried, no children. Are you gay?
01:48No.
01:49No.
01:50What are you doing here?
01:51What, you two know each other?
01:52That's my daughter.
01:53What? Your daughter?
01:54I had a dream.
01:57Found a dream for myself, but for all that you've got.
02:02I had a dream.
02:05I saw Jesus and Rose who's singing.
02:08I don't think she's right for me.
02:19So then why are you marrying her?
02:22Alison, I love you.
02:23I want you to make every decision for me for the rest of my life.
02:27Well, that haircut is awful.
02:28Let me make an appointment for you with my guy because he's the best.
02:33We have worked very hard to get Adam to the point he is at in his therapy.
02:37Oh God.
02:38Oh God.
02:39Oh God.
02:40He never tried that with me.
02:41Oh God.
02:42Oh God.
02:43Oh God.
02:44He never tried that with me.