The film stars Forrest Landis and AnnaSophia Robb as the lead characters. The movie focuses on the adventures of Thomas Miller, in his efforts to save the President's daughter from being kidnapped.
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00:02:30And that, Mrs. Blackburn, is why I don't have the formula on your desk.
00:02:36So very, very sorry.
00:02:38Let's try this one more time, shall we?
00:02:41Your math homework, Mr. Miller.
00:02:43And please refrain from patronizing me with my dog ate it or my grandmother passed away.
00:02:50Actually, you see, it's more of a combination thing.
00:02:54The truth is, my grandmother was helping me with my homework.
00:02:58Bless her soul.
00:03:00When my dog pounced on the kitchen table and ate her.
00:03:03Yep.
00:03:04That's why I don't have my homework.
00:03:06My dog ate my grandmother.
00:03:07You're a storyteller, Thomas.
00:03:15Do you know what storytellers do?
00:03:18They tell stories.
00:03:19No.
00:03:21They tell...
00:03:21Yes, they tell stories.
00:03:25Now, why don't you, in your overactive imagination, pay a little visit to Principal Hampton after school?
00:03:30I believe you know the way.
00:03:33I'd like to say something in right of fact.
00:03:34Thomas, don't speak.
00:03:36But she's...
00:03:36No, say nothing.
00:03:38Attention, students.
00:03:40This is Principal Hampton with a big announcement.
00:03:43Please rise.
00:03:44A very special guest from the White House will be joining us at our fall dance on Friday.
00:03:49Oh, one more thing.
00:03:51Thomas Miller, listen to me carefully.
00:03:53I'll be watching you, so no shenanigans.
00:03:58That is all.
00:04:00Be seated.
00:04:02So, teachers don't get me.
00:04:04Big deal.
00:04:04I mean, who cares?
00:04:05That's why they're teachers, they're not rock stars.
00:04:08See, this is why I suggest the less talking thing.
00:04:10It's a very new option for you.
00:04:17Hello, Drake.
00:04:19What's going on, Mildred?
00:04:20So, what's it going to be today?
00:04:22Stuffing me in a locker?
00:04:23Shaking me down for loose change?
00:04:25Hey, you know what's always fun?
00:04:28Hanging me from the flag below my underwear.
00:04:30Why do you give him ideas?
00:04:32Because he's too dumb to think of anything on his own?
00:04:34Did you just call me dumb?
00:04:37See?
00:04:37No comprehension skills whatsoever.
00:04:40You are so finished.
00:04:42I think it's time to come.
00:04:43Yeah.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:45That's going to leave him, Mark.
00:05:08Who are you?
00:05:09I'm Cliff Randall.
00:05:10New substitute teacher.
00:05:12Not making too good a first impression, though, am I?
00:05:14Uh, Thomas Miller.
00:05:16Kind of depends if you're one of my teachers or not.
00:05:18I can kiss butt with the best of them.
00:05:21Thanks very much.
00:05:22Oh, no, no.
00:05:23Thank you very much.
00:05:28Then have a great day.
00:05:29He's not only cute for a teacher, he'd be hot for a rock star.
00:05:34What are you doing, Jackie?
00:05:35You're supposed to be into me.
00:05:37How's that working out for me?
00:05:41That's the nature of our relationship, Jackie.
00:05:43We've talked about it before.
00:05:45So let me understand.
00:05:46I continue to be the only person in the whole entire world
00:05:50who actually listens to you and your outrageous stories.
00:05:54And although I may or may not have actual feelings for you,
00:05:58I patiently wait by the side
00:06:00until you decide what's best for Thomas.
00:06:03I need to explore all my options.
00:06:06I'm your only option.
00:06:07Look around.
00:06:08I don't see any line-up here.
00:06:11Madison Kramer.
00:06:13Madison Kramer?
00:06:17It could happen.
00:06:19Hold on.
00:06:20My phone's ringing.
00:06:22Hello?
00:06:23Oh, yeah.
00:06:23Hold on.
00:06:24He's right here.
00:06:25It's for you.
00:06:26It's Planet Earth.
00:06:28They'd like to know when you're coming back.
00:06:30Everyone knows Drake is taking Madison to the dance,
00:06:33so please don't embarrass yourself anymore.
00:06:37Madison.
00:06:39Please explain you and Drake to me.
00:06:41Well, when I first came to this school,
00:06:44Drake was the first person I met.
00:06:46And truth be told,
00:06:48when he's not being so daft,
00:06:50there's actually something quite charming about him.
00:06:54In any event,
00:06:55Drake was assigned to be my lab partner.
00:06:57And Madison was assigned to be my girl.
00:06:59Drake, you're being daft again.
00:07:02Anyway,
00:07:03Mr. Reese wants to stu-dosect an animal,
00:07:05and I was telling that little guy
00:07:07I'm not so sure if I want to be a part of it.
00:07:09All I know is Reese's one weird bird.
00:07:12You guys know all that creepy stuff he keeps in jars?
00:07:14Yep.
00:07:15Reese is definitely a top ten major psycho.
00:07:19Obviously, you guys don't know.
00:07:21Know what?
00:07:22Never mind.
00:07:23I've said too much as it is.
00:07:25Hoffman, let's go.
00:07:26What don't we know, Miller?
00:07:30See,
00:07:30Reese actually isn't even a science teacher.
00:07:33Here we go.
00:07:34You all know that my dad has some major White House ties.
00:07:39He told me the details, okay?
00:07:41See,
00:07:42the biology lab is actually a government-funded workstation.
00:07:45Reese is an undercover operative, CIA, IBM, ATM type.
00:07:50Do you want to hear more or not?
00:07:52No.
00:07:54Wait.
00:07:55Yes.
00:07:57Tell me.
00:07:58Don't.
00:07:59Okay, go.
00:08:00He is currently concocting a chemical weapon so deadly
00:08:04that if it comes in contact with any part of your skin,
00:08:08it burns until you're nothing but bones.
00:08:12Did you say nothing but bones?
00:08:15I did.
00:08:18If you're fortunate enough to live.
00:08:21He's full of it.
00:08:22We all know Miller never told the truth before.
00:08:25Why should we start believing his crud now?
00:08:26You think I would joke about this sort of thing?
00:08:30I even know where Reese keeps his stuff.
00:08:32Take us to the lab.
00:08:33Show us.
00:08:35Unfortunately,
00:08:36that's kind of impossible
00:08:37as the lab is locked
00:08:38and without the right keys.
00:08:47Let's move, Mildred.
00:08:48Chapman, you joining me?
00:09:02No.
00:09:03I mean, I would,
00:09:04but the scared people out here
00:09:05would need a real man
00:09:06to keep them protected.
00:09:08Madison,
00:09:10sorry we don't have a real man.
00:09:12Please accept Drake Chapman
00:09:13as the next best thing.
00:09:15Okay, I'm going in now.
00:09:16If anything happens to me,
00:09:18tell a school newspaper
00:09:19I live one-sixth
00:09:21of a full life.
00:09:24You're so disturbed.
00:09:31Boo!
00:09:31Boo!
00:09:32Boo!
00:09:32Boo!
00:09:33Boo!
00:09:34Boo!
00:09:34Boo!
00:09:35Boo!
00:09:35Boo!
00:09:36Boo!
00:09:36Boo!
00:09:37Boo!
00:09:37Boo!
00:09:38Boo!
00:09:38Boo!
00:09:39Boo!
00:09:39Boo!
00:09:40Boo!
00:09:40Boo!
00:09:41Boo!
00:09:41Boo!
00:09:42Boo!
00:09:43Boo!
00:09:43Boo!
00:09:44Boo!
00:09:44Boo!
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00:09:46Boo!
00:09:46Boo!
00:10:02I hope he's okay.
00:10:03What?
00:10:04You like him or something?
00:10:05Is that what I'm hearing?
00:10:06Yeah, Drake.
00:10:07I hope he's okay is really good,
00:10:08but gosh, he's hot.
00:10:09I'd have to smother him with kisses.
00:10:10I hope he's okay is really good,
00:10:11but gosh, he's hot.
00:10:12I'd have to smother him with kisses.
00:10:14He's not out in 30 seconds?
00:10:15She's so dumb.
00:10:16You have some serious issues, don't you?
00:10:17I'm gonna tell you.
00:10:18I'm gonna tell you.
00:10:18He's not out in 30 seconds?
00:10:19She's so dumb.
00:10:20You have some serious issues, don't you?
00:10:22I'm gonna tell you!
00:10:22I'm gonna tell you!
00:10:27I'm gonna tell you!
00:10:28I'm gonna tell you!
00:10:29You have some serious issues, don't you?
00:10:33I want to tell you!
00:10:44Sweet.
00:10:46Squid is so fried.
00:10:52It's on me!
00:10:54Help! It's burning my clothes!
00:10:56Isn't that Drake? He's my neighbour! Help him!
00:10:59I'm not going in there!
00:11:03His bones!
00:11:04Thomas and Melissa have even been found!
00:11:06I didn't think he was your neighbour.
00:11:09Look what you've done to me!
00:11:11Help! Help! Help!
00:11:13Save me!
00:11:26Uh-oh.
00:11:29Boys and girls, this is not a drill.
00:11:33We must evacuate the building immediately.
00:11:36No running.
00:11:37Single file.
00:11:38And if you see flames, walk a little faster.
00:11:40But don't run.
00:11:44All right! This is not a drill!
00:11:46I repeat, this is not a drill!
00:11:48Follow the hand! Follow the hand!
00:11:50Respect the hand!
00:11:52Buddy up! Buddy up!
00:11:54Principal Hampton!
00:11:58This is not a scheduled drill.
00:11:59I suggest we get out of the building.
00:12:01Better not be another student shenanigan.
00:12:02I am not in the mood.
00:12:04You make it sound like you wish it was a real fire with real flames.
00:12:07Like I said, Mrs. Miller,
00:12:09I am not about to tolerate another prank.
00:12:12Especially from your son.
00:12:16Let's go.
00:12:17Ow! Get off my butt!
00:12:18Don't think I didn't see that!
00:12:20I saw that!
00:12:24What to do, what to do, what to do.
00:12:29We could forget the whole thing.
00:12:31Forget the whole thing?
00:12:32It was a suggestion.
00:12:34You seemed unsure, so I offered something.
00:12:37Admittedly, not my best.
00:12:39Mrs. Miller.
00:12:40Your child's infractions not only consumed much of my time and energy,
00:12:45but are now beginning to endanger the student body.
00:12:48Well, with all due respect, besides today, what has he done?
00:12:52I mean, maybe one or two small little incidents.
00:12:56The Miller file.
00:12:58Well, are you sure that that's all he is?
00:13:09Looks like they nailed you on this one, huh?
00:13:12I plan on admitting to nothing.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:16Listen, you're completely covered in grape goop,
00:13:18so that might kind of tie you to the scene there.
00:13:20Circumstantial.
00:13:22You know what, Thomas?
00:13:24You seem like an okay kid.
00:13:25I'll tell you what.
00:13:27You still want to get away with it.
00:13:29I'll trade shirts with you.
00:13:30No, that's okay.
00:13:31No, I'm serious.
00:13:32I will do this for you.
00:13:33That's okay.
00:13:34Thanks, anyway.
00:13:36So, I know your mom works for Hampton,
00:13:38so she's obviously in there.
00:13:40That must stink.
00:13:42What must stink?
00:13:44Having your mom work for the man.
00:13:47It causes a few annoying complications, that's for sure.
00:13:52Is your dad in there, too?
00:13:57Actually, he's touring with Ryan Sheckler.
00:14:00Let's go.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:02How was that?
00:14:03Dude!
00:14:04Woo-hoo!
00:14:05That was crap.
00:14:06Let's go.
00:14:07Why do you know it?
00:14:08Let's go.
00:14:09Let's go.
00:14:10You did it too.
00:14:11Let's go.
00:14:13Let go.
00:14:14so how's that dude that was awesome all right cool man that's what i'm talking about that was sweet
00:14:33see i don't tell a lot of people that your dad is ryan sheckler's personal coach buddy i would
00:14:41tell the world so the boy tells exaggerated stories big deal mrs miller when is a story an
00:14:49exaggeration of the truth and when is that story a bald-faced lie i don't know i do
00:14:56last year your son thomas told a group of students that an anaconda snake had escaped the reptile
00:15:03pavilion at the zoo and found a new home in the school's toilets children were so frightened
00:15:11that they refrained from using the facilities for over a week that's an exaggeration of the truth
00:15:16no a lie the boy tells lies he's a liar a liar
00:15:22principal hampton if you want me to hand in my resignation if that's what you're angling for
00:15:28well then i will leave and i will take thomas with me okay fine you win principal hampton i could
00:15:34fill in and in the interim principal hampton would you like some coffee sir
00:15:36no
00:15:40claire you stay thomas stays but if thomas wants to attend friday's dance and meet the president's
00:15:51daughter let's see if we can find a way to start to have thomas discover the truths in life
00:15:57i'll accept that is fair right now he's on probation the next occurrence will result in
00:16:03quick and final termination we had an agreement we agreed that you would stop lying and i would
00:16:10stop yelling you're yelling yeah well how am i supposed to keep up my end of the bargain when
00:16:14you don't keep up yours thomas thomas don't honey this is really hard harder than it needs to be
00:16:26it's hard being mom and dad huh
00:16:29you know honey what we're going through as a family is separation no one said it wouldn't be easy but
00:16:40honey we can't use it as an excuse for our behavior both of us you're lying and my yelling
00:16:49you think you could stop i could try you i'll do my best
00:16:59deal hug on
00:17:06you think you're going to jackie's oh no you don't mister you are grounded and you are not to leave
00:17:24this house under any circumstances thomas thomas what's up hoffman so bored my dad and brothers are
00:17:41all wrapped up in some late game on tv my mom oh that's right i don't have a mom
00:17:48hey you want to hang i've been sentenced i believe the judge's exact words were not to leave this
00:17:57house under any circumstance tea and a few hey but i can't leave the house no worries
00:18:02do you ever feel alone i'd say up until five years ago yeah what happened five years ago
00:18:12i met you doofus all right
00:18:15thomas thomas did you ever feel like life's random or just predetermined
00:18:24jackie i have no clue
00:18:27like no matter what effort we make to be accepted we'll still just end up on the roof feeling like a
00:18:36couple of losers yeah you know whole popularity never made much sense to me
00:18:42i mean what makes a kid popular in the first place asking the wrong person i'll tell you what
00:18:50i think makes a kid popular it's as simple as hanging out with other popular kids
00:18:55yeah except at the end of the day there still has to be one kid that's popular all by himself
00:19:03one kid that everyone else looks up to and wants to call their friend
00:19:07i would do anything to be that kid i know you would
00:19:11half the time i don't really understand what i'm feeling inside but
00:19:20i don't know just hang up here with you and
00:19:25the dark sky lit up the stars and the moon it just seems
00:19:30kind of nice maybe a little romantic or something i don't know
00:19:36yeah if i had madison kramer up here she'd be making alice me
00:19:42you just you just don't get it do you
00:19:46what what do i do you're up here with me and you're talking about another girl
00:19:51another girl who by the way doesn't have any interest in you whatsoever
00:19:55ouch we have to do something about what just close your eyes
00:20:02no close your eyes or i'll throw you off this roof and i am talking on the driveway
00:20:07not the grass now i'm spooked for the first time so am i
00:20:14i should probably go now no it's your roof i'll go
00:20:37don't have any nights you lie alone wishing that you were on the phone
00:20:47so i could tell you things i never shared with anyone
00:20:51i never felt like this before wishing and hoping once more
00:20:56and now my wits are lost and you have conquered all my thoughts
00:21:01so much for thinking that i never fall in love
00:21:05because you're the only one i'm dreaming of
00:21:08with one look in your eyes
00:21:10nothing i can do
00:21:12i've fallen for you
00:21:15oh baby
00:21:17i've fallen for you
00:21:20do you must you know together we'd be
00:21:25so amazing you'll see
00:21:28just let me into your heart
00:21:31you and me
00:21:33one look in your eyes
00:21:35and one taste of your kiss
00:21:37and suddenly i knew
00:21:39i've fallen for you
00:21:41there's nothing i can say
00:21:44nothing i can do
00:21:46i've fallen for you
00:21:49my seat
00:22:05bickleman's in my seat
00:22:07sorry thomas
00:22:08no bickleman this is your seat
00:22:10sorry jenny
00:22:11mr miller
00:22:32you have 45 minutes to write the following
00:22:351,000 times
00:22:37i will tell no more lies
00:22:40say it for me
00:22:42it seems like a rather old-fashioned punishment
00:22:46i'm an old-fashioned gal
00:22:47now say it for me
00:22:49i will tell no more lies
00:22:51excellent
00:22:52now write it
00:22:54i will return shortly
00:22:56i have a hair appointment
00:22:58the beekeeper
00:23:00i have a hair
00:23:26Everybody's always in demand.
00:23:29Jogging in the mornings, no man goes.
00:23:33Workouts in the health spot, muscles close.
00:23:36You can best believe that he's a macho man.
00:23:39Ready to get down with anyone who can.
00:23:43Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:23:47Macho, macho man.
00:23:48Macho man, yeah.
00:23:50I've got to be a macho man.
00:23:52I've got to be a macho, macho man, yeah.
00:23:57I've got to be a macho.
00:24:01Macho, macho man, yeah.
00:24:04I've got to be a macho man.
00:24:07Macho, macho man, hey, hey.
00:24:11I've got to be a macho.
00:24:21Everybody is so macho.
00:24:26Ooh.
00:24:29Ooh.
00:24:31Ooh.
00:24:39Ooh.
00:24:42Ooh.
00:24:43Yeah, I suppose, but I'm sure there are people who wish they had some work to do, huh?
00:25:11Well, I'm sure whoever made this mess would come and apologize if he were here.
00:25:18Yeah, I'm sure.
00:25:20Uh, I'm Albert.
00:25:22Thomas Miller.
00:25:23Ah, well, then I accept.
00:25:25Accept what?
00:25:26Your apology.
00:25:28You know, uh, Thomas Miller, he left his library card here.
00:25:33And isn't it funny that this Thomas Miller looks exactly like the one who's standing right here?
00:25:40Weird, huh?
00:25:42Busted.
00:25:43Yeah, busted.
00:25:45Oh, before I forget, Mrs. Blechter, she asked me to check on you.
00:25:50See if you, uh, completed your punishment.
00:25:57One thousand times.
00:26:00One thousand?
00:26:02Wow.
00:26:03Wow, this looks more like two thousand.
00:26:05Yeah, well, I wasn't sure how much I've changed.
00:26:12Thomas, I'm going to give you one more chance.
00:26:15I'm sorry?
00:26:16Last chance to explain the stint of toner all over these papers.
00:26:21Guilty, sir.
00:26:21Now, how does it feel to tell the truth?
00:26:26Weird.
00:26:27Hey, you're not going to tell on me, are you?
00:26:30Because I'm on a real short, one more strike in your out leash.
00:26:34Nah, man, this will be our little secret.
00:26:36You've got some major cools for an adult.
00:26:39Well, I hope for your sake, your parents have some major cools, too.
00:26:42Well, actually, you might know my mom.
00:26:44Principal Hampton's assistant, Claire Miller.
00:26:47Yeah, yeah, she's a nice lady.
00:26:49And, uh, and what about your father?
00:26:52I don't really have to worry about my dad.
00:26:54He's actually away a lot.
00:26:56All right, listen up, gentlemen.
00:26:57We're playing in front of a hostile crowd today.
00:26:59If we're going to win this thing, we're going to have to play mistake-free football,
00:27:01and I think we all know what that is, all right?
00:27:03And I'm looking at you, John Velma, to lead us to victory, all right?
00:27:06I'm counting on you, buddy.
00:27:06We're all counting on you.
00:27:08We're going to fall...
00:27:08Hold on, coach.
00:27:10Can I blitz?
00:27:12Not today.
00:27:12No blitzing today.
00:27:14Thank you, though.
00:27:15Now, listen, here's what we're going to do.
00:27:16We're going to go out there.
00:27:16We're going to play the best game we've ever played, all right?
00:27:19Now, if they come back with that pass...
00:27:20Coach, why are you not going to let me blitz?
00:27:23We're not going to blitz today, okay?
00:27:24Today, John won't be blitzing, all right?
00:27:27We're going to go with my plan, all right?
00:27:28Here's what we're doing.
00:27:30John, you're going to blitz.
00:27:32Thanks, coach.
00:27:33Hey, look at that.
00:27:34There's a gift for you.
00:27:35All right, let's get it in here right now.
00:27:36Let's go, guys.
00:27:37Who are we?
00:27:38Jess!
00:27:38Who are we?
00:27:39Jess!
00:27:39Jess!
00:27:41Let's go!
00:27:41Let's go!
00:27:44Wow.
00:27:44Your father is the coach of the New York Jets.
00:27:48Yeah.
00:27:49Sometimes he even lets me design some of the defense packages.
00:27:52And me, just a janitor.
00:27:54Well, like I said, it beats not having a job, huh?
00:27:57I'll try and remember that.
00:28:02Oh.
00:28:03Thomas Miller.
00:28:08Keep it real, huh?
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:18Joe Nemeth?
00:28:20Mine, Chapman.
00:28:22Signed ball from Joe Nemeth must be worth a few dollars.
00:28:24Ever since I've been in this school, you've taken everything that belongs to me.
00:28:28I've taken nothing of yours.
00:28:30It hardly seems fair.
00:28:33So?
00:28:34So give me back my ball.
00:28:36This one?
00:28:36Come on, my dad gave that to me.
00:28:39Dad?
00:28:40Which dad?
00:28:42The skateboarding dad?
00:28:43Or dad, the Jets coach?
00:28:45Or government dad?
00:28:48Which one, Miller?
00:28:49Which one of your fabulous dads gave this to you?
00:28:56You want this?
00:29:03You want this so bad?
00:29:04Go get it.
00:29:06Go get it.
00:29:06Go get it.
00:29:34Hey.
00:29:50Yeah, my cover here at the school is perfect.
00:29:53No one suspects a thing.
00:29:54I'll get her at the dance.
00:29:58Believe me, they'll pay all the money in the world to get her back in one piece.
00:30:03We'll talk later.
00:30:04Jackie, are you there?
00:30:29Jackie, come on.
00:30:30I need to talk to you.
00:30:31I was down in the gym basement and I overheard some guy talking about getting some girl
00:30:36and how they pay all the money in the world to get her back in one piece and he's going
00:30:39to do it at the dance.
00:30:41Please, Jackie, you've got to answer me.
00:30:44Hoffman's a serious.
00:30:46Are you there?
00:30:50Excuse me.
00:30:51Pardon me.
00:30:52Excuse me.
00:30:55We need to talk.
00:30:56We'll see you'll be fine, except for the fact that we're not talking.
00:30:59Jackie, this is really, really important.
00:31:01Implying my feelings were not.
00:31:03Quiet, class.
00:31:05I have a very important announcement to share with you this morning.
00:31:08Jackie, this is really important.
00:31:09Mr. Miller, take your seat.
00:31:15As you know, our honor students entered a national essay competition.
00:31:18Well, with great pleasure, I can tell you our very own Madison Kramer, place first, with
00:31:24her composition titled, Saving the World, One Minute at a Time.
00:31:31And I really believe it could be done if we just break our lives down into little 60-second
00:31:37intervals.
00:31:37Thank you, Madison.
00:31:38Now, as a reward, our school has been selected for a visit by a very special guest.
00:31:45I've known about this for days, but couldn't tell anyone for security purposes.
00:31:50Tonight, our fall dance will be graced with an appearance by the daughter of the president
00:31:55of the United States of America, Christina Adams.
00:32:00That's right.
00:32:01I'll get her at the dance.
00:32:03The first daughter.
00:32:03And believe me, they'll pay all the money in the world to get her back in one piece.
00:32:11Oh, my gosh.
00:32:14Mr. Miller, go directly to the principal's office.
00:32:18Down the hall.
00:32:19To the left, past the library.
00:32:21That's where I'm heading.
00:32:27Congratulations.
00:32:29Thank you, Thomas.
00:32:33Sir, the president's daughter's in serious danger.
00:32:41Is this another little prank, Miller boy?
00:32:43No, sir.
00:32:44I overheard him talking on his phone.
00:32:47I'll type up my resignation.
00:32:49No, that won't be necessary, Mrs. Miller.
00:32:52Thomas, after all we've gone through, I trust you're wise enough to know the serious consequences
00:32:56you may face in the wake of such a heinous lie.
00:33:00And therefore, I'm inclined to believe you.
00:33:03Awesome.
00:33:06Mrs. Miller.
00:33:07Sir?
00:33:08Meet me by the bear, please.
00:33:12You should call this man immediately.
00:33:15Dr. Nussbaum?
00:33:16A gifted child psychologist specializes in delusional behavior.
00:33:21You think my son is delusional?
00:33:23A little, yes.
00:33:25After Dr. Nussbaum gives his diagnosis, he'll recommend an appropriate school.
00:33:32But you can stay.
00:33:34You're very good.
00:33:36First of all, Thomas is right here in the room.
00:33:40Thomas also has very good hearing.
00:33:42And the only thing delusional about Thomas is him thinking he could trust you with the truth, Principal Hampton.
00:33:51Ironic.
00:33:52You're a principal.
00:33:53But yet, you have no principals.
00:33:55Mr. Randall.
00:34:08Can we talk?
00:34:11Sure.
00:34:12What's going on?
00:34:17It's an old story.
00:34:19And I really should know what to do because it's such an old story.
00:34:22Let me guess.
00:34:24Is this the one where someone knows something that nobody else knows?
00:34:28And that someone isn't sure if they should tell someone or not?
00:34:31You're good.
00:34:33So?
00:34:34What's the person know?
00:34:36Well, let's just say it's...
00:34:37It's a matter of life and death.
00:34:38How'd you know?
00:34:41Well, like you said, such an old story.
00:34:46Look.
00:34:48Someone's in danger.
00:34:50Real, real danger.
00:34:58Hold that thought, Thomas.
00:35:00Hello?
00:35:01Yeah.
00:35:03Great.
00:35:04Well, that's what I'm here for.
00:35:08Look, I'm going to have to call you back.
00:35:14What are you saying about someone being in danger?
00:35:17What?
00:35:18I didn't say that.
00:35:19Why would I say that?
00:35:20I would never say that.
00:35:23Thomas.
00:35:23See ya.
00:35:24It's supposed to be in here.
00:35:44Where's Albert?
00:35:45Albert?
00:35:46The other janitor.
00:35:48The cool one.
00:35:50Friday.
00:35:51Albert has Friday off.
00:35:52When will I be back?
00:35:57Monday.
00:35:58Oh, of course.
00:35:59Monday.
00:36:14Albert, you are here.
00:36:16Great.
00:36:17Of course I'm here.
00:36:18What's going on, little man?
00:36:19So, would you say what we have is a solid friendship?
00:36:24Well, we only met once.
00:36:26Well, after one meeting.
00:36:28Can you see where this is going to go?
00:36:29Wait, BFF?
00:36:31BFF.
00:36:32Come again?
00:36:33Best friends forever.
00:36:35All right, that's good.
00:36:36Give me some love, little man.
00:36:37Yeah, yeah.
00:36:38So, uh, BFF, what do we do now?
00:36:46Well, we talk.
00:36:47And I believe I can share anything and everything with you.
00:36:50You know what?
00:36:50I wouldn't have it any other way.
00:36:52Me too.
00:36:53So, here it is.
00:36:54Somebody's planning to kidnap the president's daughter right here at our dance.
00:36:58Come on, Thomas.
00:37:02Do you realize what you're saying?
00:37:03Yeah, I do.
00:37:07All right, well, tell me what you know.
00:37:10Well, that's all I know.
00:37:12Bus is leaving.
00:37:14Got a pipe.
00:37:15Hey, wait!
00:37:15Wait!
00:37:15We all know the magnitude of tonight.
00:37:25An event unlike anything that has ever been held in our school.
00:37:33Your mission comes down to this.
00:37:37Keep order.
00:37:39Keep your children safe.
00:37:40And I can't stress this enough.
00:37:42Keep the president's daughter even safer.
00:37:45No pressure.
00:37:51Enjoy your night.
00:37:58Mrs. Miller, could you stay behind, please?
00:38:03Sir?
00:38:04Mr. Bailey and I have spoken at length and feel perhaps it's best if Thomas stayed away from tonight's festivities.
00:38:12I'm afraid that's not an option.
00:38:15You know what the stakes are, Miller.
00:38:20Miller?
00:38:21Mrs. Miller, there's going to be a lot of news coverage.
00:38:23I just want everything to come off rosy and peachy.
00:38:25Let's face it, Principal Hampton.
00:38:27What you're really concerned about is that you come off rosy and peachy.
00:38:34Mrs. Miller, Thomas will not be attending tonight's dance.
00:38:38Mrs. Miller, there's no choice in the matter.
00:38:42Are you going to answer the phone?
00:38:45Sir?
00:38:46Are you going to answer that?
00:38:47Sir?
00:38:49Mom, you've got to believe me.
00:38:52The president's daughter is really going to be abducted.
00:38:54It's not a story.
00:38:54I'm telling the truth.
00:38:55These stories are a way for you to get attention, and just so that you don't have to feel all alone, right?
00:39:02But you need to know that you're not alone.
00:39:04I'm here, and your daddy's out there waiting for you to reach out to him, okay?
00:39:08West Park Middle School and our tiny town will never be the same again.
00:39:12As first daughter Christina Adams spends 33 minutes with us.
00:39:16Standing next to me is Madison Kramer, our honor student and essayist.
00:39:20So, Madison, what inspired your award-winning essay?
00:39:24Well, I really believe that we tend to focus on everything but the here and now.
00:39:30See, if we just slowed our lives down and it would have been one minute at a time...
00:39:35Thank you, Madison.
00:39:37We're out of time.
00:39:38Are you expecting someone?
00:39:40Not exactly the most popular person, so that'd be a big honking no.
00:39:45And it's not unusual for any member of the first family
00:39:48to travel with upwards of 10 undercover security personnel.
00:39:51She's gonna need every single one of them.
00:39:54Thomas, come in here, please.
00:39:59What'd I do now?
00:40:00Oh, you forgot your book bag at school.
00:40:02Sorry.
00:40:03Luckily, someone was nice enough to bring it for you.
00:40:07Hey, Thomas?
00:40:09Buddy?
00:40:10Mr. Handel, you don't...
00:40:13You don't have to be here, really.
00:40:14You don't.
00:40:15After our little conversation, I knew you had something on your mind.
00:40:19No wonder you left this behind.
00:40:21Thank you, sir.
00:40:22You can turn yourself in now.
00:40:24Excuse me?
00:40:25I meant...
00:40:26You can turn around and go now.
00:40:29Thomas.
00:40:31I am so sorry for his rudeness.
00:40:33Would you like something cold to drink?
00:40:35Yeah, sure.
00:40:40You seem a little jumpy, Thomas.
00:40:42And you don't seem thirsty, so why are you still here?
00:40:45All right, you got me.
00:40:47I'm not really thirsty.
00:40:48Truth is, I wanted to be alone with you.
00:40:51You're the bad guy, aren't you?
00:40:53Wanting to ask you some questions makes me a bad guy, then...
00:40:57Yeah.
00:40:58Look, forget our talk.
00:41:00I know nothing.
00:41:01Up here, empty.
00:41:02Nothing but storage space.
00:41:04Have you been to Principal Hampton's office lately?
00:41:05Now, that is an unfair question.
00:41:08I'm always in Principal Hampton's office.
00:41:09And have you noticed anything unusual?
00:41:11Anything out of the ordinary?
00:41:16Excuse me.
00:41:18But in this day and age, what?
00:41:20Here you go.
00:41:21Cold drinks.
00:41:23Thomas.
00:41:24No thanks.
00:41:25I'm not the type to pretend I'm thirsty.
00:41:27I'm all about the truth.
00:41:28And I'll find it.
00:41:31Thomas.
00:41:32Thomas.
00:41:33Just remember.
00:41:36Things aren't always as they appear.
00:41:37Mom, be careful.
00:41:40Very, very careful.
00:41:42Fido, come on.
00:41:56Yo, dog.
00:41:57How do I look?
00:41:58Um, it was nice talking with you.
00:42:04Yeah, you too.
00:42:05Well, I gotta head home and shower.
00:42:07Somehow I got roped into chaperoning tonight.
00:42:09Whatever you do, don't bark.
00:42:11Because everyone knows I don't bark.
00:42:13And if you bark and she comes in, she'll know.
00:42:16All right.
00:42:17You know, Thomas really isn't a bad boy.
00:42:24Yeah, yeah.
00:42:25No, I know he isn't.
00:42:26Just, uh, do me a favor and, you know, keep him in his room.
00:42:30For his own sake.
00:42:31Trust me, you won't be seeing Thomas any time soon.
00:42:34Good.
00:42:50Hello?
00:42:53Do things ever go as planned?
00:42:55Yeah, because we're dealing with kids.
00:42:58And inevitably, when you're dealing with kids, things don't go as planned.
00:43:01Yeah, because we're dealing with kids.
00:43:31And we're dealing with kids.
00:43:32Yeah, because we're dealing with kids.
00:43:33And we're dealing with kids.
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00:43:47And we're dealing with kids.
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00:43:53And we're dealing with kids.
00:43:54And we're dealing with kids.
00:43:55I don't know.
00:44:25Frank.
00:44:31What is it, boy?
00:44:43Sit. Stay. Don't eat me.
00:44:45Thomas, honey.
00:45:02I just wanted to say I'm sorry for everything that's been going on lately.
00:45:06I don't know.
00:45:36Yeah. What's going on, Claire?
00:45:38I need your help.
00:45:40Yeah, I got your message. Is everything all right with Thomas?
00:45:42Well, you know, Thomas is going through a hard time, you know, us, and he's not dealing with it very well.
00:45:46He's exaggerating, and his school wants him at home, and I think he's somewhere around here, and we have to find him.
00:45:52Well, look, you think he's ready to talk to me or not?
00:45:54He's 12. We're his parents, and whether or not we're together, we have to do whatever it takes to get him wherever he needs to go.
00:46:03That's home, okay?
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:05Well, Miller's dad's a trash man. No wonder he makes up stories.
00:46:19Hoffman!
00:46:29Jackie!
00:46:31Listen, someone's going to try and hurt the president's daughter.
00:46:34I think I know who it is.
00:46:36Randall, the new guy.
00:46:37You've got to believe me.
00:46:41Why should I?
00:46:42You're my best friend, Jackie.
00:46:44You always tell your best friend the truth.
00:46:50So why Madison Kramer?
00:46:52Huh? Best friend?
00:46:53Why are you, like, obsessed with this random girl who you know nothing about?
00:46:58I kind of like the way she... how she talks.
00:47:02Is that it, Thomas?
00:47:04Do you like the way I speak?
00:47:06Jackie, do you find me chomping, Thomas? Do you?
00:47:09Jackie, stop it!
00:47:11Look, I have no idea why Madison Kramer.
00:47:16The only thing I can think of is maybe it is predetermined.
00:47:22Yeah.
00:47:23And one more thing.
00:47:25I just want to say sorry for every time I've hurt you, and I want to say sorry in advance for every time I might hurt you.
00:47:32You plan on hurting me again?
00:47:33But I would never plan on it.
00:47:39Yeah.
00:47:41So...
00:47:42See, this whole president's daughter thing is, like, true.
00:47:48But no.
00:47:48I go to the dance and I save a life.
00:47:53And what do you want from me?
00:47:54Jackie, you're the one person in the world that I know always has my back.
00:47:59The one person who knows you're telling the truth.
00:48:03Pretty much, yeah.
00:48:05Nice look, Hoffman.
00:48:30Really?
00:48:33Yeah.
00:48:34Thanks.
00:48:35So, how does one go about saving one's life when no one really believes you?
00:48:40I have no idea.
00:48:42No weapons.
00:48:44No special gadgets.
00:48:46Secret powers.
00:48:48No ideas.
00:48:49This could be quite a challenge.
00:48:51I like challenges.
00:48:53Next.
00:48:58Sorry, Miller.
00:48:59You're not on the list, Miller.
00:49:01What list?
00:49:02There's no list.
00:49:04This is a school dance, not a nightclub.
00:49:05Miller, it's not gonna happen, Miller.
00:49:09Understand this, Mr. Miller.
00:49:11You are to leave the premises immediately.
00:49:13Both of you, Miss Graham.
00:49:15What's going on, Miller?
00:49:33Who's your friend?
00:49:35And maybe he'd like to play football for us this fall.
00:49:37Comedy never stops with you, Chapman.
00:49:41Hey.
00:49:42What you doing, Sapchick?
00:49:43Toss in my wrapper.
00:49:45What does it look like?
00:49:47Just toss it anywhere.
00:49:48Miller's dad will get to it.
00:49:51Right, Miller?
00:49:52What's your dad, the trash man?
00:49:53Just pick it up for us?
00:49:55Who said my dad's a trash man, jerk?
00:49:57What'd you call me?
00:49:58Jerk.
00:49:59That's what I called you.
00:50:00I called you a jerk.
00:50:01What are you gonna do about it?
00:50:02What am I gonna do?
00:50:03That was the question.
00:50:04What am I gonna do?
00:50:05I keep asking you because you won't ever tell me.
00:50:09I'll do something.
00:50:11But I don't have to tell you.
00:50:12Is that what you're gonna do, huh, tough guy?
00:50:15You are so dead!
00:50:17Just another piece of trash for his dad to pick up.
00:50:40Thomas Miller, are you all right?
00:50:43I think his arm's broken or something.
00:50:44Okay, okay, I'm only gonna take a look.
00:50:45Let me take a look.
00:50:47Ah!
00:50:48Ah!
00:50:48I don't think it's broken,
00:50:49but we're gonna get you to the nurse's office,
00:50:51get some ice on it,
00:50:52and let her take a closer look.
00:50:53Come on, come on.
00:50:54Come on.
00:50:54Come on.
00:51:00Oh, that should help.
00:51:04Albert,
00:51:05I'm gonna tell you one more time
00:51:06what's going on tonight.
00:51:07Maybe if it comes from you,
00:51:09people will believe.
00:51:10All right.
00:51:11What, Thomas?
00:51:12What's going on tonight?
00:51:13President's daughter's in serious danger.
00:51:15You mentioned that earlier today.
00:51:24Yeah?
00:51:29Yeah, he's, uh,
00:51:30he's here in the nurse's office.
00:51:33Jackie,
00:51:33we need to get out of here.
00:51:35I know.
00:51:35Wait a minute.
00:51:38Please don't take this personally,
00:51:40but we need to get out of here.
00:51:41You're not going anywhere, Thomas.
00:51:44We can't have you running around
00:51:45telling a bunch of foolish stories.
00:51:48But that's all they are, right?
00:51:50Right.
00:51:51Stories.
00:51:52Just a bunch of stories.
00:51:55You know more.
00:51:57I know you know more.
00:51:58Maybe I do know more.
00:52:00Frank.
00:52:00Okay.
00:52:04All right,
00:52:05now that some of the truth
00:52:06is starting to come out,
00:52:07it is extremely important
00:52:08that you tell me exactly
00:52:09what you know about our visitor tonight.
00:52:11All right.
00:52:12Here's more of the truth that I see.
00:52:14I know about your plans
00:52:15to kidnap the president's daughter.
00:52:17And I know that one thing's for sure.
00:52:19I'm gonna stop you.
00:52:21Thomas!
00:52:21Thomas!
00:52:22What are you doing?
00:52:23What are you doing?
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:26Ah!
00:52:27Ah!
00:52:27Ah!
00:52:28Whoa!
00:52:33Go!
00:52:34Come on!
00:52:37All right!
00:52:58You hate it when that happens,
00:53:13don't you?
00:53:14Shh!
00:53:15Thomas!
00:53:16Jackie!
00:53:19Come on!
00:53:19Come on!
00:53:27Over there, Jackie.
00:53:28Come on,
00:53:29we gotta keep moving.
00:53:37Follow me.
00:53:38This is gonna make some fantastic story.
00:53:47Who would I tell?
00:53:48I mean,
00:53:49who's gonna actually believe Thomas Miller?
00:53:53It all depends on how it ends.
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:57I wonder how it actually will end.
00:53:58Miller!
00:53:59Ah!
00:53:59I'll tell you how it ends, Miller.
00:54:03It ends bad for you, Miller.
00:54:09Sorry, Miller.
00:54:11Wrong hand.
00:54:15Come on, I got you.
00:54:16Ah!
00:54:17Oh, doll box!
00:54:19Let go of me!
00:54:21Ah!
00:54:21Okay?
00:54:22Come on, Miller.
00:54:23Come back here.
00:54:24I got you.
00:54:25Go of me!
00:54:26Down!
00:54:26We tried to tell you,
00:54:28and you wouldn't want it,
00:54:28so I just had it.
00:54:29Ah!
00:54:30Ah!
00:54:31Over that floor, Miller!
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:32Get in there!
00:54:34What?
00:54:34Now!
00:54:36That ought to hold you for a little while,
00:54:38I think.
00:54:38I can't believe I didn't think you were in on it, Bailey.
00:54:41I mean,
00:54:41isn't always a guy with a fake hand?
00:54:43Oh,
00:54:44you give me too much credit, Miller.
00:54:47I'm just following orders, Miller.
00:54:56Blame it on me, Miller boy.
00:55:01Hampton, the evil principal.
00:55:04Of course.
00:55:05I told your mother to keep you away tonight,
00:55:07but no, here you are.
00:55:10I, however, refuse to let you pull focus
00:55:13from what tonight is all about.
00:55:15And what is tonight all about?
00:55:17That remains to be seen,
00:55:19but one thing's for sure.
00:55:20It's not about Thomas Miller.
00:55:22Sir?
00:55:28Keep the Miller boy
00:55:29and his little lady friend
00:55:31locked up
00:55:32and away from me
00:55:34and the president's daughter.
00:55:36My pleasure, sir.
00:55:41You're all mine, Mildred.
00:55:52You and I really tried
00:55:56but we can't move on
00:55:58past all the games we've done
00:56:01one day off, one day off
00:56:04knowing all the love
00:56:06we can't go on this way
00:56:09Settle, settle.
00:56:10People!
00:56:11Settle.
00:56:13People!
00:56:14Settle!
00:56:17Students,
00:56:19parents, faculty.
00:56:20Thank you all
00:56:22for your hard work
00:56:23in putting together
00:56:24tonight's event.
00:56:26It sure beats
00:56:26your lackluster effort
00:56:28in last month's
00:56:29sad,
00:56:31sad
00:56:31cookie dough drive.
00:56:34And now,
00:56:36join me in welcoming
00:56:37America's favorite daughter,
00:56:41Christina Adams.
00:56:42Thank you, yeah!
00:57:04Thank you, ma'am.
00:57:06Who are you?
00:57:17Principal Hampton.
00:57:18I run this school.
00:57:18It's all right.
00:57:20I'll need to see some of my...
00:57:21Ah.
00:57:28Great.
00:57:28You've got to help us.
00:57:30You have no idea what's going down.
00:57:32Hampton, Bailey, and Randall, the new teacher,
00:57:34they're all in on it.
00:57:35They're all about to execute a kidnapping of Christina.
00:57:38Oh, okay.
00:57:40He's telling me that you're Drake.
00:57:42Listen to me, Bert and Ernie.
00:57:43My job is to keep you two from getting in the way of tonight.
00:57:46And ain't nothing going to stop me from that.
00:57:49Fine.
00:57:49Do what you have to do.
00:57:51Hopefully you won't get too far with her.
00:57:53You won't get very far with who?
00:57:55Not important.
00:57:56Tell me, Squid.
00:57:57Tell me now.
00:57:58Well, the whole school knows that Bickleman is hot for Madison.
00:58:02Mm-hmm.
00:58:02Apparently, tonight, he makes his move.
00:58:06Yeah.
00:58:07Bickleman?
00:58:09Tuba playing Bickleman?
00:58:10He's a love machine.
00:58:12Everyone knows in the band world.
00:58:14Jix-Dig the tuba guy.
00:58:15Definitely.
00:58:18Bickleman!
00:58:23Jix-Dig the tuba guy?
00:58:25Believe me, believe me, I don't know how I come up with half this stuff.
00:58:30We don't have much time.
00:58:43Dears are out!
00:58:45Let's move!
00:58:47You've got to be kidding me.
00:58:49Got it!
00:58:58Come on, Jackie.
00:59:10Let's go!
00:59:11Let's go!
00:59:11Let's go!
00:59:11Let's go!
00:59:13Let's go!
00:59:15Let's go!
00:59:19Hey, hey.
00:59:20The principal said you're watching the Miller boy.
00:59:21Where is he?
00:59:22I hope to tell you.
00:59:23What?
00:59:25Storage room.
00:59:26Dim basement.
00:59:26Where's Bickleman?
00:59:27Tuba player?
00:59:29Who cares?
00:59:34Sorry I dragged you into this house, Jackie.
00:59:36Come on, Miller.
00:59:38Everyone knows you don't leave your best friend hanging.
00:59:40Why, guys?
00:59:40This way.
00:59:41Right down this way.
00:59:50Yeah, I told you I'd get up.
00:59:52I got up.
00:59:54I got up.
00:59:56Oh, great.
00:59:57And I had to wear white.
00:59:59Since when did you start to care about that sort of thing?
01:00:01Hey, I'm still a girl.
01:00:04Right in here.
01:00:05I got to grab my two little rats.
01:00:07The kid's gone.
01:00:12Oh, man.
01:00:14They were right here.
01:00:14How big an idiot are you?
01:00:16Oh.
01:00:17Huh?
01:00:20We must find Thomas Miller.
01:00:22Must find Thomas Miller?
01:00:25Look who's popular now.
01:00:29Yeah.
01:00:30Children's are upstairs.
01:00:31They're probably upstairs.
01:00:33They're upstairs.
01:00:34They're upstairs.
01:00:34They're upstairs.
01:00:35Huh?
01:00:44Oops.
01:00:45Fire.
01:00:45Fire.
01:00:46Fire.
01:00:47Fire.
01:00:49Fire.
01:00:51Fire.
01:00:52Boys!
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:53Move.
01:00:55What do I do now?
01:00:57Just a...
01:00:59cops.
01:01:00What a rush.
01:01:07We need to get to Christina before I do.
01:01:10Is that the plan, kid?
01:01:12Why must there always be one?
01:01:14One who's never smart enough to stay out of the way.
01:01:17Why is that, I ask?
01:01:18Well, I guess if you stay out of the way, you don't have much of a story to tell.
01:01:26Aren't you going to get that?
01:01:28No, it's not mine.
01:01:30You could never get away with this.
01:01:35This school is like crawling with cops and Secret Service.
01:01:39And all we have to do is scream.
01:01:41Scream really loud.
01:01:48Okay.
01:01:49We're done screaming now, sir.
01:01:51That would be wise.
01:01:53Wise because the next sound you make might be the last sound you make.
01:01:57Oh, that's mine.
01:02:05Grissom.
01:02:06Get the copter on the roof in ten minutes.
01:02:10No, we will get away with this.
01:02:12And I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed with me.
01:02:15Please don't hurt us.
01:02:18Whatever you do, please.
01:02:19Get off me.
01:02:20Spare us.
01:02:21Sit down.
01:02:22Get on the ground.
01:02:24And here's what's going to happen.
01:02:26You two are going to sit here.
01:02:28And you're going to count to 7,430.
01:02:32Now when you're done, then you can move.
01:02:34It's going to be fun.
01:02:35Now start counting.
01:02:38One.
01:02:40Two.
01:02:41Three.
01:02:42Thomas.
01:02:45Is it okay to be scared?
01:02:48Yeah, Jackie.
01:02:50It's okay to be scared.
01:02:53Remember, immediately following the dance,
01:02:55there will be a final opportunity of myself and the Dresden Star.
01:02:57Swim, Bickleman.
01:03:03Swim.
01:03:04On behalf of all the students here at West Park Middle,
01:03:06I'd like to welcome you and say thank you for visiting our little school,
01:03:10where until now it seems like nothing exciting ever happens.
01:03:13And I'd like to thank you for writing such a wonderful essay.
01:03:18And it is so true.
01:03:20If we just break our lives down into little bitty 60-second intervals...
01:03:24Thank you, Madison.
01:03:25I'd like to say what a pleasure it is to represent the White House
01:03:30in sharing your fall dance.
01:03:33West Park Middle School rocks!
01:03:37Ow!
01:03:39Ow!
01:03:52Thomas, who put you in here?
01:03:54I don't know what I should and shouldn't say,
01:03:57because I really don't know who's good and who's bad.
01:04:00Miller!
01:04:01Miller, you're coming with me, Miller!
01:04:03Whoa, no, no, no, no.
01:04:04I don't think so.
01:04:05He stays.
01:04:06See, exactly.
01:04:07I don't know who's good and who's bad.
01:04:09Frank Marquis, Secret Service.
01:04:13Whoa, Secret Service?
01:04:16You really are a good guy.
01:04:17Look, Thomas,
01:04:18whenever the president or one of the first family make an appearance,
01:04:20we go undercover.
01:04:21Usually nothing happens.
01:04:23We should have believed you, Thomas.
01:04:25I guess I don't have much credibility, huh?
01:04:27Yeah, you do have quite a reputation.
01:04:31You found him.
01:04:32Yeah.
01:04:33You're with Secret Service, too?
01:04:35Uh-huh.
01:04:35Sure beats mopping floors.
01:04:37Thomas, it's not what you do that defines you.
01:04:39It's who you are.
01:04:40You should remember that.
01:04:41Al, I would have called you, but I can't find my cell phone.
01:04:44I thought I left it in here.
01:04:45Well, we gotta find this guy.
01:04:47Wait, the bad guy.
01:04:48I think I know how I can find him.
01:04:51Come on, follow me.
01:04:51We don't have much time.
01:04:57Toughest villain.
01:04:57Oh, how am I here?
01:05:23We're here, we're here.
01:05:25We got one, we're here.
01:05:26All right, can you see him anywhere?
01:05:40No.
01:05:41Keep an eye out.
01:05:43See him.
01:05:43You see him.
01:05:44Got it.
01:05:56And that concludes our 33 minutes with Christina Adams.
01:06:26This dance is awesome.
01:06:45Gotcha.
01:06:51Blechner's got a gun!
01:06:56Move, move, move, move, move!
01:06:58Get everybody out of the gymnasium.
01:07:00Clear the building.
01:07:02Josh!
01:07:02Thomas, be careful!
01:07:04Back.
01:07:05Everybody back.
01:07:06Or I have no choice but to do something that wouldn't be very nice.
01:07:11Get off of me!
01:07:13Get off of me.
01:07:14Get back to school right now!
01:07:16Come on, let's go!
01:07:17Come on!
01:07:24You're not going to get away with this.
01:07:25Grissom.
01:07:26The name is Malcolm J. Grissom.
01:07:28And yes, I most certainly will get away with this.
01:07:31Perfect.
01:07:32Come on.
01:07:33No!
01:07:34Move, move, move, move, move, move, move!
01:07:36Keep moving!
01:07:36Keep moving!
01:07:41Grissom!
01:07:42Let it go.
01:07:43You're going to be better off than you do.
01:07:45Not going to happen.
01:07:47Oh.
01:07:47Shh.
01:07:48Why?
01:07:49Why are you doing this?
01:07:50My dream was always to be a Secret Service dude.
01:07:53Protecting the President and his family.
01:07:56I must have applied over 20 times for a job with you guys.
01:08:00I never made it past the psychological profiler.
01:08:03Big surprise.
01:08:04If I can't work for you, you can bet I'll work just fine against you.
01:08:08What are your demands?
01:08:12Excuse me?
01:08:13You must have a list of demands for Christina's safe release.
01:08:16What are they?
01:08:18Oh, yeah.
01:08:19Demands.
01:08:21No, no, I've got them.
01:08:24But I don't really have to tell you.
01:08:30Let's go.
01:08:31Christina!
01:08:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:08:36Let go of me!
01:08:37Where do you think you're going?
01:08:38Where do you think?
01:08:39Save Christina.
01:08:40All right, look.
01:08:41Thomas, you've done more than enough, and we thank you.
01:08:44We'll let the professionals take it from here, okay?
01:08:46Let's go, kid.
01:08:48Come on.
01:08:48Come on.
01:08:50Somebody help, help!
01:08:52Yeah, somebody help, help!
01:08:55See, you almost done it.
01:08:56Are you all right?
01:09:06Why don't you start worrying about Christina instead of me?
01:09:10I have to get out.
01:09:11I'm on my way to the room.
01:09:16Where are you going?
01:09:17I need to get inside.
01:09:18Christina needs my help.
01:09:19I'm in a lockdown mode.
01:09:20No one interrupt.
01:09:22Thanks.
01:09:23Hey!
01:09:26You're an optimistic little girl, aren't you?
01:09:48Excuse me?
01:09:49Oh, you.
01:09:51Have you seen Thomas anywhere?
01:09:52Sir, we've got a new problem.
01:10:00The redhead's making his way at the roof.
01:10:05All right, Serrano, Malloy, you're with me.
01:10:06Let's go.
01:10:11Thomas!
01:10:13Thomas!
01:10:15Thomas, stop!
01:10:16It's too dangerous!
01:10:17It's not going to happen.
01:10:18Christina needs me!
01:10:20Sir, we're almost at the roof.
01:10:21Land that chopper now!
01:10:25I'm going up.
01:10:36What's going on?
01:10:38Some psycho's trying to kidnap the president's daughter.
01:10:41Thomas!
01:10:44You've got to calm down, all right?
01:10:45These guys know what they're doing.
01:10:46But does Thomas know?
01:10:48What are you talking about?
01:10:49Look, kid!
01:10:51Are you kidding me?
01:10:53Thomas!
01:10:55Thomas!
01:10:58What is he doing?
01:11:01Thomas, stop!
01:11:03I can't, sir.
01:11:03I'm on a roll!
01:11:11I need to do this!
01:11:13Thomas, enough!
01:11:15You're going to get yourself hurt.
01:11:17Must save!
01:11:17Justina!
01:11:19Ugh!
01:11:20Ugh!
01:11:20Oh!
01:11:21Ugh!
01:11:21Ugh!
01:11:22Oops!
01:11:23Sorry!
01:11:24Ugh!
01:11:24Ugh!
01:11:28Sorry!
01:11:30Ugh!
01:11:31Ugh!
01:11:31Your flight's ready for boarding.
01:11:47Here's your new friend, Mr. Gunn.
01:11:49You'll be nice to him, and he'll be nice to you.
01:11:52Sound fair?
01:11:53Uh-huh.
01:11:54Let's go.
01:11:55Who are you?
01:11:56Thomas Miller. I'm here to save you.
01:11:59Great.
01:12:01That's your kid, Miller.
01:12:14Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
01:12:19We got kids up there. We got kids up there.
01:12:21Stay close. You don't want to make your new best buddy angry, do you?
01:12:25You know, I have school tomorrow.
01:12:27Uh-huh. Get in.
01:12:29You too, presidential princess.
01:12:35Come on, Turk. Let's move now. Come on. Let's go.
01:12:41It's gonna be okay.
01:12:43Come on, Turk. Let's get this thing in the air.
01:12:47Albert!
01:12:48Everyone wants to be a hero.
01:12:50Christina's in the helicopter.
01:13:06Oh, my gosh!
01:13:08Pilgrim?
01:13:14Dad!
01:13:14Dad, I'm here!
01:13:17Dad!
01:13:18Thomas!
01:13:19Dad, save us!
01:13:21Hang on!
01:13:29Thomas, no!
01:13:30Come on!
01:13:34Come on!
01:13:35Come on!
01:13:41Thomas, yes!
01:13:42Dad!
01:13:52Dad!
01:13:53Thomas!
01:13:55Thomas!
01:13:57Hang on, buddy!
01:13:59I want you to jump, buddy!
01:14:01You can do this!
01:14:02You got it!
01:14:05What do we do?
01:14:08We jump!
01:14:11Thomas!
01:14:12Come on, buddy!
01:14:19Come on, buddy!
01:14:20You got it!
01:14:21I promise you!
01:14:22Take my hand!
01:14:23I promise nothing bad will happen to you!
01:14:26I believe you!
01:14:30You can do this, Christina!
01:14:32Thomas!
01:14:33I got you!
01:14:37On three!
01:14:39One!
01:14:40Two!
01:14:41Three!
01:14:42Jump!
01:14:42Ah!
01:14:47Yeah!
01:14:48Woo-hoo!
01:14:49Yeah!
01:14:49It really did come to save my life.
01:14:53Apparently.
01:14:56Woo-hoo!
01:14:57This flight is proud.
01:15:10I owe you a headache.
01:15:11I owe you a headache.
01:15:18Woo-hoo!
01:15:19Woo-hoo!
01:15:19Woo-hoo!
01:15:20Woo-hoo!
01:15:20Woo-hoo!
01:15:20Woo-hoo!
01:15:21Woo-hoo!
01:15:22Woo-hoo!
01:15:22Woo-hoo!
01:15:22Thomas Miller has always been one of my favorites.
01:15:34I've always enjoyed his patriotic and amusing shenanigans, wouldn't you say, Mr. Bailey?
01:15:39Oh, love the Miller tip!
01:15:41Love the Miller tip!
01:15:51Mom!
01:15:52I love you so much.
01:16:03I love you too, Mom.
01:16:04I'm sorry for doubting you, Thomas.
01:16:07I'm so sorry.
01:16:11A real hero out there, Thomas.
01:16:14Nicely done.
01:16:15Thank you very much.
01:16:16Oh, no, thank you very much.
01:16:17Hey, attaboy, Thomas, you were on fire, my little man.
01:16:21Give me some love.
01:16:22Oh.
01:16:25I couldn't have done it without someone's help.
01:16:29Mr. Randall, Albert, I want you to meet one really amazing man.
01:16:34My dad.
01:16:37Dad!
01:16:42Hey, hey.
01:16:44Everybody, this is my dad.
01:16:48Hey, don't worry.
01:16:49You're right, Albert.
01:16:53It's not what you do that defines you.
01:16:55It's who you are.
01:16:58You got that right.
01:17:00Hey, Thomas.
01:17:00Good job.
01:17:08Hey.
01:17:12Awesome performance.
01:17:13Thanks.
01:17:14That's because you had my back, Hoffman.
01:17:16Always.
01:17:16Always.
01:17:18So, you want to go get some ice cream?
01:17:22Hi, Thomas.
01:17:23Hi.
01:17:24I was wondering if you could walk me home, Thomas.
01:17:27Um, actually, I came with Jackie and...
01:17:32He'd love to.
01:17:33Wait.
01:17:33What?
01:17:35What are you doing?
01:17:38Your night's far from over.
01:17:41You saved a life.
01:17:42What about the girl?
01:17:44You still have to get the girl.
01:17:45But I came with you.
01:17:51Somebody send me an angel.
01:17:54I'm an angel.
01:17:57Send me down someone I can love.
01:17:59You're the one that I need to love.
01:18:03I've closed my eyes and you found me.
01:18:05Yes, you found me.
01:18:07I ain't been dreaming of.
01:18:13Somebody sent me an angel
01:18:19Say you'll never fly away
01:18:21Never gonna fly away
01:18:24Say you'll never fly away
01:18:26Say you'll never go
01:18:30I was just waiting, praying
01:18:38For a little bit of heaven
01:18:41I think heaven is above
01:18:44Somebody sent me an angel
01:18:47Hey.
01:18:49Hey.
01:18:55So where's Madison?
01:18:57I dropped her off at home.
01:18:59Great.
01:19:01She told me there was another dance tomorrow
01:19:03and you came to tell me that you're going to take her?
01:19:07No.
01:19:09Actually, if it's not too late, I was wondering if he'd like to go with me.
01:19:15I don't get it.
01:19:17What about the girl?
01:19:23She's right here.
01:19:27Angel.
01:19:29Maybe I'll even wear a dress for you.
01:19:37Somebody sent me an angel
01:19:41And now it gives me great pleasure to introduce our very special guests, honoring our great hero, Thomas Miller.
01:19:49Huckapoo!
01:19:51Baby, wanna be my baby, baby
01:19:55Such a thrill, my baby, baby
01:19:59Wanna kiss my baby, baby
01:20:02But I wish my baby
01:20:04Baby
01:20:05Shake it out, my baby, baby
01:20:08Don't you tell me, baby, baby
01:20:11Talking about my baby, baby
01:20:14Shake it out, my baby
01:20:17Every man wants to be a macho, macho man
01:20:20To be the kind of hot guy, always into man
01:20:23Run, swim, and lift, and
01:20:25Go, man, go
01:20:26How's that then HP't do it?
01:20:28I dunno
01:20:29You can best believe that
01:20:31He's a macho man
01:20:32Ready to go dancing
01:20:34Any time he can
01:20:36Hey, hey, hey
01:20:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
01:20:40Let's do it
01:20:41Macho macho man
01:20:43Macho man
01:20:44He's got to be a macho man
01:20:46Macho macho man
01:20:49Macho man
01:20:50He's got to be a macho man
01:20:52Macho, macho man
01:20:55He's got to be a macho man
01:20:59Macho, macho man
01:21:03He's got to be a macho
01:21:05M-A-C-H-O, macho man
01:21:07Come on
01:21:09M-A-C-H-O, macho man
01:21:11Louder
01:21:12M-A-C-H-O, macho man
01:21:14Last one
01:21:15M-A-C-H-O
01:21:16Here we go, girls
01:21:17Yeah
01:21:18Macho, macho man
01:21:20He's got to be a macho man
01:21:24Macho, macho man
01:21:27He's got to be a macho man
01:21:30He's got to be a macho man
01:21:34He's got to be a macho man
01:21:36Come on
01:21:37Macho, macho man
01:21:40He's got to be a macho man
01:21:43Macho, macho man
01:21:46He's got to be a macho man
01:21:49Macho, macho man
01:21:52He's got to be a macho man
01:21:55Macho, macho man
01:21:58He's got to be a macho man