Anime Name is Mission: Yozakura Family
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00:01Hey! Fix this football!
00:05Neat, huh? It's the perfect tool for helping you sharpen your reflexes.
00:09I give up! I give up! I give up! I give up!
00:11Shinzo and I used to play with this all the time back in the day.
00:19Right. After a short break, we're moving on to the next drill.
00:23Okay.
00:25Mutsumi, what are you reading?
00:28Oh, great work today. Hey, you two gotta check this out.
00:32A photo album?
00:34Mm-hmm. I just happened to find it while I was cleaning this room.
00:37Oh, really?
00:38That sure brings back memories.
00:41Can you believe how tiny and sweet everyone was?
00:43Oh, hey, Mutsumi. What is this one?
00:46Oh? Oh, yeah. That's the picture we all took together the day Nanau passed his spy license exam.
00:52I still remember how we all went to cheer him on.
00:56Mm-hmm. That's right. It was our tradition to take a family photo whenever someone passed this exam, wasn't it?
01:03Hey, uh, you mentioned a license earlier. What's that?
01:12Mm-hmm.
01:14Mm-hmm.
01:15Mm-hmm.
01:16Mm-hmm.
01:17Mm-hmm.
01:19Mm-hmm.
01:20Mm-hmm.
01:21Mm-hmm.
01:22Mm-hmm.
01:23Yeah.
01:24Mm-hmm.
01:55Na na na na na na, here we go
02:01Na na na na na na, here we go
02:03Justo太った
02:06Uるせえ、進化だ
02:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
02:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
02:14Hora,暴れるぞ
02:16遠慮はごめんたい
02:18未来に狙いを
02:20定めて消せるんだぞ
02:22もっと欲しがって
02:25悲しくなけりゃ
02:27面白くなでしょ
02:29奪えやしない
02:31楽しむ心
02:33踊るなら今と
02:36うめいちゃん
02:38お待たせ
02:40ダバダダバダダ
02:42ダ
02:52スピア best
02:59WILL
03:01スピア
03:02アサ Services
03:04スピア
03:06特別な
03:07スピア
03:09スピア
03:13アレ
03:15スポに
03:17Oh.
03:19Once you've earned your spy license,
03:20you get access to all sorts of intel and also job referrals.
03:24And the spy pension benefits aren't too bad either.
03:27After you pass, you receive the bronze rank.
03:30Then after a few promotion tests, you'll move up to silver.
03:33And then finally, the gold rank.
03:35As you rise in rank, the missions you receive
03:38quickly become more advanced and lucrative.
03:41I had no idea.
03:45My turn.
03:47Big sis, I want to take it, too.
03:49Figured as much.
03:50I was thinking you should wait a little longer,
03:52but if you're motivated, then you should-
03:54Ah?
03:55You're taking the license exam, huh?
03:57Uh.
03:58I'm all for you taking it.
04:00But I think it's worth mentioning everyone in our family
04:02passed it on their first try.
04:04So if you were to bring disgrace upon our good name,
04:07you can bet that I would-
04:08I know, I know.
04:09You would kill me or torture me,
04:11whichever is more convenient, right?
04:12Ah!
04:14Ah!
04:15Ah!
04:16Ah!
04:17Ah!
04:18Ah!
04:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
04:21Chill, it's okay.
04:22Stop worrying about it.
04:24What happened?
04:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
04:25Oh, the program I was coding ended up glitching out a little bit.
04:28Yeah, but it was all because of me!
04:30I touched the cables by accident while I was cleaning the room!
04:33Huh?
04:42How the heck do you even make it glitch like that?
04:45Oh, crap.
04:46Huh?
04:47What?
04:48Big Sis Futaba?
04:49It can't be helped.
04:50Huh?
04:51I'm scared of ghosts.
04:52Big Sis Futaba hates ghosts, and anything scary for that matter.
04:55Someone as strong as her is scared?
04:56Mm-hmm.
04:57Things like zombies and monsters can be taken out by force, so they don't bother her at
05:04all.
05:05But since Aiki doesn't work on ghosts or curses, she says they terrify her.
05:07What kind of reasoning is that?
05:08I don't know, but she did destroy the haunted house we took her to back when she was little.
05:11Remember how the staff members were all screaming for their lives?
05:15Oh, well.
05:16She'll settle down after a good night's rest.
05:17We'll just have to watch over her till then.
05:20Huh?
05:21Huh?
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05:35Huh?
05:36Huh?
05:37Huh?
05:38losing it. There's nothing to be afraid of. It was just the wind, that's all. Now that I think
05:43about it, I have been hearing more noises even when I'm home alone. And Goliath's been doing
05:49that thing where he gets all freaked over nothing lately. It's probably the vengeful spirits of
05:54those with a grudge against us. Stop! You're gonna rearrange my face, Big Sis. And so that troublesome
06:01day with Big Sis Futaba began. You know, Mutsumi, I can take over. That's okay. Take a look
06:09for yourself. It's been a while since this last happened. I guess we all have to take care
06:14of her today then. Sounds fun. Don't even think about pulling any pranks on her. Yeah, yeah,
06:19I hear you loud and clear. Bathroom. All right then, let's go.
06:31Every week we bring you nothing but the juiciest selection of the hottest topics. Today's special
06:37feature is about hauntings. Here, today's dish is perfect for... Hey, what a beautiful flower
06:42garden. Safe. This puzzle has no reason to be this challenging. Ah, man. Huh? Tango, stop!
06:53Oh, come on, Big Crawl! I told you not to do that!
06:59Ouch! Okay, I'm sorry! Just let go!
07:06It's okay. There's nothing behind you.
07:09He's probably just hungry. I promise there's no such thing as ghosts.
07:22Okay, time for bed. But Tayo will be standing guard over us, so we can sleep in peace.
07:36Huh?
07:39Uh, is that really the wind?
07:41Oh, I have no choice. If you're not ready for bed, then I'll just read you your favorite
07:46book until you fall asleep.
07:48You call that thing a book?
07:49It's called Momotaro. It was read to me all the time when I was little.
07:54Momotaro? Huh.
07:55Whenever I read this, I can't help but get sleepy right away. So if I nod off in the middle,
08:00you take over for me, okay, Tayo?
08:02Uh, sure.
08:04All right. Once upon a time, during the age of chaos when demons and humans were at war...
08:10What kind of bedtime story is this?
08:12A baby was found alone and plucked from a river, bright red with blood, and then given
08:17the name Momotaro.
08:21Hey! She's asleep!
08:22Ah!
08:23Not to me.
08:24Don't worry, I'll read it for you.
08:27Let's see.
08:28There we go.
08:29Momotaro, the old woman that found him was sure that Momotaro would be the chosen one
08:33fated to send the demons to hell. And believing him to be a savior who would someday bring hope
08:38to everyone, she vowed to raise him herself. After making friends, losing them, and too many
08:44raging battles to keep track of, he finally killed the demon who had once been his best
08:57friend, and wept silently as the flames danced. We have no choice but to surrender to the flow
09:04of life. A river of no return. Floating and bobbing. Floating and bobbing. Floating and bobbing.
09:16I'm having so much fun. This reminds me of when I was little.
09:20You're smiling.
09:22Whoops. Sorry about that. I must look pathetic laughing like I was.
09:26Huh? No. That's not...
09:28That book. Mom used to read it to me when I was young.
09:32I remember back then, I wasn't afraid of anything.
09:38But...
09:38It hit me when my mother passed away.
09:42That there are some things in life you just can't handle no matter how strong you are.
09:47You can train as hard as you can.
09:50But that unassailable existence...
09:52will inevitably rob you of what you hold dear one day.
09:57And when...
09:58I think that I could once again lose the people I love...
10:02I get so scared that I can't bear it.
10:06Just listen to me.
10:08I'm a total failure as the eldest daughter.
10:10To think that I can't protect everyone as I lie here in bed trembling.
10:15And rather than expose that pathetic side of myself.
10:19I guess...
10:20It's easier to have everyone laugh at me for being scared of ghosts.
10:24How pathetic is that?
10:25Maybe it's because you're my brother-in-law that I feel safe talking to you about it.
10:31Thank you for listening to all this, Tayo.
10:34Yeah, of course.
10:37Actually, I think I know where you're coming from.
10:40Losing your loved ones like that to something you feel helpless against.
10:43Of course you'd know.
10:47However...
10:47That's the reason why.
10:51I want to become strong like everyone.
10:53And become a full-fledged Yozakura.
10:56So that I can gain even more things to protect.
11:01You mean that.
11:03Oh, uh, my bad.
11:05I tend to sort of ramble sometimes.
11:06Thanks for keeping me company, Tayo.
11:11Well, it's about that time.
11:13You should head to bed, too.
11:15All right.
11:17Tayo?
11:18Huh?
11:20Good luck on the exam.
11:25Right.
11:32I lucked out.
11:34What a great kid brother I've gained, Mutsumi.
11:36Spy License Exam.
11:47Subject number three, tag, is now in session.
11:56Go get him!
11:58You've got this!
11:59Go, Tayo!
12:00Go, Tayo!
12:11He did it!
12:13That guy's amazing, isn't he?
12:17Yeah.
12:18That's Tayo Asuna.
12:20Yozakura rookie.
12:21That's the stuff.
12:35Make sure you're fully refueled before going for it some more this afternoon.
12:38Thank you so much, Mutsumi.
12:41I'm gonna do all I can to pass.
12:42That arrogant bastard.
12:46Who knew I'd run into the guy with the price on his head at a place like this?
12:50Sorry, buddy.
12:51But you're about to be pocket money!
12:53Moopsie.
12:54Moopsie.
12:55Fighting among examinees is strictly forbidden.
12:58Horsifuru!
12:59Damn you!
13:00So, uh, thanks for rescuing me, I guess.
13:08Come now.
13:09It's only natural to protect those you love, isn't it?
13:12Your skin looks charming when it's sweaty.
13:14I'd love to run my tongue over it.
13:18Look out, Mutsumi!
13:23He's dangerous!
13:24You sure are a cutie.
13:26There's no need to point your gun at me.
13:29You've already shot me with one of Cupid's arrows through my heart.
13:32How do I respond to that?
13:34Make him stop talking!
13:35Huh?
13:36What's wrong?
13:37You know him?
13:38Tsukio Hoshifuru.
13:40The number one playboy in the spy world who's known to flirt with anyone, regardless of age or gender.
13:46Thanks for the intro, young head of the Yozakura.
13:49I'd ask you to kindly not seduce my spouse like that, thank you very much.
13:53Sorry, no can do.
13:55Not even the marital system can restrain my love.
13:58What?
13:59Another one who's into me?
14:00Taiyo Asano, I adore your perseverance and sincerity, and deliciously tragic past.
14:07To put it bluntly, I admire everything about you.
14:10Hey, delete all those.
14:12And what's up with that keychain?
14:13Oh, this thing?
14:15It's a doll made of hair and clothing fibers I collected when I made several pilgrimages to your mission sites.
14:21Ew!
14:21Oh, I wish I'd never asked!
14:24We'll be resuming the exam shortly.
14:27Examinees, please make your way to the venue.
14:29I can only assume it was fate that brought us here today.
14:32Come on, Taiyo.
14:34Let's reach the goal together, hand in hand.
14:36Hey, wait!
14:37Let's hide!
14:39Oh, Taiyo!
14:40Subject number four is, escape from the water.
14:57Impressive.
14:58Huh?
14:59You're just as devilishly handsome when you're soaked.
15:02Huh?
15:05Subject number five is, hidden demon.
15:10Dismantle the bomb.
15:39Subject number five is, hidden demon.
15:41Oh, oh, oh, oh!
15:42Ah!
15:44Ah!
16:02Subject number seven is, written test.
16:05Oh, oh, oh!
16:07Hang in there.
16:34You must be tired.
16:36Why don't you rest in my arms for a while?
16:39No, thank you.
16:41Attention, examinees!
16:43We commend you for your hard work.
16:45Congratulations!
16:46This concludes all facets of today's spy license exam.
16:50All right!
16:51Please look toward the end of the hall.
16:54In honor of your undeniable competence,
16:57we will now issue each of you your spy license.
17:00Please accept them one by one.
17:03Also, in order to preserve confidentiality,
17:06this venue will be discarded momentarily.
17:10On behalf of the Spy Association,
17:12I'd like to thank you for participating in today's 112th spy license exam.
17:17Ah!
17:18Ah!
17:19Ah!
17:20Ah!
17:21Ah!
17:22Dammit!
17:23Ah!
17:24Ah!
17:25Ah!
17:26Ah!
17:27Ah!
17:28Ah!
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17:31Ah!
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17:33Ah!
17:34Ah!
17:35Ah!
17:36Ah!
17:37Ah!
17:38Ah!
17:39Ah!
17:40Ah!
17:41Ah!
17:42Sorry, buddy.
17:55Damn it.
17:58That look of despair peaks me to no end.
18:02However, your face of steeled resolve is ten times better.
18:12Huh?
18:26Is it all over?
18:31Where is he?
18:42Tayo...
18:47Let go of me, or we're both going to fall.
18:50No!
18:52If you like me, for never giving up, then shut up and see this through!
19:01Understood.
19:02Thermal!
19:14Examinee number 951, Tayo Asano. You have passed.
19:19Ugh!
19:22Let me reintroduce myself. I'm Sukio Hoshifuru, a silver-ranked spy. I'm also the 112th Spy License Exam Proctor.
19:32P-Proctor?
19:34Yup. Here to test you in the most important subject of all.
19:38Technical skills and talent are no more than the basics of being a spy.
19:43At the Spy Association, tradition and trust are everything, and what we seek above all else...
19:49...is...
19:51...your humanity.
19:53Huh?
19:54Precisely because it's rife with intrigue and betrayal, we try to look for the kind of humanity that can command trust in those who earn a spot amongst our ranks.
20:06In this exam, a proctor was assigned to each and every examinee, and that's what we were testing you for.
20:13That said, you've already gained the trust of the Yozakura family, so it was probably an unnecessary ordeal.
20:21It's all yours now. Congrats.
20:23Huh?
20:25Thank you so much!
20:27Oh!
20:29So, uh, that crush you said you had on me was just an act to get closer to me as my proctor?
20:34Nope. That was me confessing my most sincere feelings.
20:38What? I, uh...
20:41Now, Tayo! Give me a big celebratory hug!
20:46Tayo! Embrace me!
20:49You can run, but you can't hide from my love!
20:51You can run, but you can't hide from your face!
20:54Now, Tayo!
20:56You can run, but you can't hide from me as a person who's hidden.
20:58Oh!
20:59So, you can't open your eyes!
21:01You can open your eyes!
21:03Oh!
22:34Well, that was rather careless of me.
22:36Big bro, what's going on?
22:39Oh, nothing.
22:40I was just trying to beef up the security around the house.
22:43So I went and built all these secret rooms from which I could watch over Mutsumi.
22:47But because of my desire to be even one millimeter closer to her, I made the walls too thin.
22:52Ooh, looks tasty.
22:56Wait, you can't dig in yet, okay?
22:59Hey!
23:00Don't grab it before us, jerk.
23:02Hey, no fair.
23:03I get it.
23:08Now, while you were stalking Mutsumi, you thought it would be funny to scare me throughout the day, didn't you?
23:19Hey, let's calm down now, Futaba.
23:21We can talk about this.
23:23Say cheese!
23:27I'll see you next time.
23:57Transcription by CastingWords