Três meninos ainda inocentes, mas que estão prestes a atingirem a adolescência, matam aula em San Fernando Valley, na Califórinia, para conseguir consertar um drone quebrado antes que seus pais cheguem em casa. O que prometia ser um dia comum transforma-se em uma grande aventura repleta de perigos cômicos.
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00:30Oh, it is fucked up. You can say that. You can't watch yourself say that. That's fucked up. Welcome to Hollywood.
00:39I found all these weapons in my parents' closet.
00:42I think your parents will let me wear this for Halloween.
00:45A knobby?
00:46It's Japanese for nunchucks, motherfucker.
00:48Oh, fuck. Are you okay?
00:51You smell like shit.
00:53I'm having a party tomorrow. You in?
01:01Yeah. Can Thor and Lucas come?
01:03They're my best friends. We do everything together.
01:05They're so random.
01:06Two weeks into sixth grade and I'm already a social piranha.
01:09Sippy cups, sippy cups.
01:11Does this look like a sippy cup?
01:13No. It's a fucking juice box.
01:15Because I'm not a fucking child.
01:17You do not want to go to Soren's party not knowing how to kiss.
01:22We could spy on my neighbor. She's a total nymphomaniac.
01:25Hey, Stranger Things, go fuck yourself!
01:30I need to get a closer look.
01:31What the fuck?
01:33This is what happens when you don't respect women.
01:36I respect women. My mom's my best friend.
01:39What about me?
01:39What that's gonna kill me?
01:42Chill.
01:42This is how we get the drone back.
01:45You took my bag?
01:47Don't get any closer.
01:48Oh my God, there's Molly in there.
01:50Okay, who's Molly?
01:51Because she's not with us.
01:53Jesus Christ.
01:54You had us bring drugs to a fucking playground?
01:57We're not crossing a highway.
02:02Are we fifth graders or are we sixth graders?
02:04Stop!
02:05Stop!
02:06Stop!
02:06Stop!
02:06Stop!
02:07Stop!
02:08Stop!
02:12Here's the plan.
02:12I'm gonna go to the party with a beer so everyone knows that I'm cool.
02:16What do you have in your pants?
02:18My penis.
02:19Pull it out.
02:21I also have a big dick.
02:29You're not getting these drugs!
02:32I'm fine.
02:34Oh, hell no.
02:35I don't know.
02:36You made us run around with drugs.
02:38Fight with frat guys.
02:43It's like a cop in a convenience store.
02:45With what I know this big is a dildo.
02:47We're bad.
02:48We're so bad.
02:49We're bad.
02:50We're so bad.
02:51We're bad.
02:52We're so bad.
02:55When do you see real people kissing?
02:56I have an idea.
03:04How many husbands does she have?
03:06Get out of there, girl!
03:07Nobody even kissed.
03:10Well, not in their mouths.
03:11At least.
03:12At least.
03:13At least.
03:14You