With a debt collector hot on his trail, Harvard graduate Billy Schine enrolls in a clinical drug trial to make a quick b | dG1fQnhHMmh1Q2Fhd1E
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00:01What are you feeling? How are you doing? What do you feel?
00:05Calm, anxious.
00:07But calm and anxious?
00:09Yeah, no, not at the same time. Calm.
00:11Calm then anxious?
00:13Yeah.
00:14I'll write that down.
00:16Congratulations on being selected to participate in one of Hargrove Anderson Medical's exclusive clinical drug trials.
00:23Green is your color. You should always see green. If you see blue, red, yellow, you are in the wrong area and you should find green.
00:34We gotta take this again because I don't like my face anymore.
00:36That's what your face looks like.
00:38We like to call you normals on account of you being such perfect specimens.
00:42The drug we will be testing is an adaptation of a number of atypical antipsychotics used in the treatment of schizophrenia.
00:48Remember to always be vigilant for side effects. If you feel something, say something.
00:52How would you say you're feeling right now?
00:57You guys feeling anything yet?
00:58It's like my nose is in the way. It's like wherever I look, there's my nose, there's my nose.
01:02I've been tasting my tongue.
01:03There might be a side effect.
01:05Side effect?
01:07They're slipping something in my foot.
01:10They're trying to drug me.
01:11Fuck, they're drugging all of us. You're just having a bad reaction, that's all.
01:14Yeah, what does it mean if you feel fine on that drug that they're testing for schizophrenia?
01:19You okay? You seem wound up.
01:21Must be the side effects.
01:23You ever jump out of an airplane, son?
01:26You ever been shot at?
01:28You're dealing with Big Pharma.
01:30We're David, and they are Goliath.
01:32Docky, docky, docky, docky!
01:34Oh!
01:35What, you want a kiss?
01:36I bet you already had a good chuckle about it with your gang.
01:39What?
01:40What is going on in here?
01:42Let's go.
01:43They know who we are now.
01:44Get in the D9!
01:45Let's go!
01:46They saw our faces!
01:47Big deal, we want them to know who we are.
01:49We're the heroes.
01:51Nothing is gonna happen to you.
01:53What's with the boxes?
02:07Let's go.
02:08Let's go.
02:09Let's go.
02:10Let's go.
02:11Let's go.
02:12Let's go.
02:14Let's go.
02:22So.