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00:00AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
00:02I'm alive!
00:03But... we were falling!
00:05That was the most tormenting, terrifying experience of my life!
00:09How are we back?!
00:10Hmm... let's like... retrace our steps.
00:13I was like, yeah, and then she was like, no way!
00:16And then I was like, yeah way!
00:18And then she was like, oh my gosh, like seriously no way!
00:22And then I was like, yeah girlfriend, hey!
00:25And then she was like, honey please...
00:27You know, I really miss Pepper.
00:30It's been like one hour, 27 minutes, and 34 seconds since I last saw her.
00:34Oh, she's right there.
00:35Salty salt!
00:36Oh, finally.
00:38It's been like so, so, so, so long.
00:39I have so much to tell you.
00:41She was like, girlfriend, stop.
00:43Like, come on.
00:44And I was like, stop.
00:46You're joking.
00:57So, I won last time.
01:01Where's my prize?
01:02I demand a prize now.
01:05Where did that attitude come from?
01:06All right, Balloon.
01:08Last time, you and Lightbulb jumped into the safe zone before the rest of the contestants,
01:12which means that you two get to pick the teams.
01:15Umga, really cool.
01:17Yeah, thanks to Taco.
01:19Sprinkles!
01:20So, Lightbulb, you can choose first.
01:22How come he gets to choose first?
01:25What about me?
01:26Well, if you remember, Lightbulb fell into the water before you, so he gets to choose first.
01:31Hmm.
01:32Nickel, come over here.
01:33You and those little kickers of yours can be on my team.
01:36You've made a wise decision, Lightbulb.
01:38You won't regret it.
01:39Well, I choose Pickle.
01:41After his brave cliff dive, I now realize that-
01:44Yeah, yeah, enough with the six-hour speeches!
01:47Thank you, I thought he'd never shut up.
01:50Yeah, chosen first, that's awesome.
01:53Second, you were chosen second.
01:55What?
01:55Balloon, how could you?
01:56Hmm, Nickel, how about we choose Knight?
01:59He's strong, right?
02:01Fine, whatever.
02:02Yeah, you better choose me.
02:04Now I don't have to beat you up.
02:06Woo, that's a relief.
02:07I was so terrified.
02:09Ow!
02:10Is this like your thing now?
02:12Hey, Balloon, let's choose Taco.
02:14No way!
02:14Let's pick someone who is actually useful to the team!
02:17Hey, you picked me third.
02:19Taco, get over here.
02:20You can be on our team.
02:21What?
02:22I didn't agree to that!
02:24Paintbrush is tall.
02:25He can come in handy someday.
02:27Well, actually-
02:28Oh, so now height is all that matters, huh?
02:30Listen, uh, Panty?
02:32You can be in if you crouch.
02:33OJ, Buddy, get over here!
02:37Baseball, you have to be on my team!
02:39Yeah, I agree.
02:40Pepper can't be chosen.
02:41Like, did I hear my name?
02:43Like, I love my name.
02:45It's got the puh noise, like puh, puh, puh, puh, eh, puh.
02:51I'm here now.
02:51UGH!
02:53Let's choose Marshmallow.
02:55Oh, great, a tiny weak object.
02:58Can't we get along?
03:00No, it's us smallies against the world.
03:02Ah, they'll never respect us.
03:04Hey guys, how about we choose Salt?
03:06She's cool, right?
03:08Like, did I hear my name?
03:10No, you didn't!
03:11Let's choose Bomb!
03:12He has lots of exploding fun!
03:19That wasn't funny at all.
03:20Hmm, paper or salt?
03:22Which one should we choose?
03:24Definitely paper.
03:25He's cool!
03:26Plus, I don't feel like listing the salts.
03:28Like, OMG!
03:30Like, no way!
03:34Hey, Salt, that means you get to be on my team now.
03:37Come on!
03:38Well, hmm, okay.
03:41Now, all of the contestants are assigned to teams,
03:44so each team must pick a team name.
03:46Well, just because we're so epic, how about Team Epic?
03:49Yeah!
03:50It's perfect!
03:51Okay, you are now Team Epic.
03:53And Balloons Team, choose a name, please.
03:55Chicken Leg!
03:57Okay, Team Chicken Leg it is.
03:59What?
04:00No!
04:01Yes!
04:02Now that the teams are picked, we can move on to the challenge.
04:05If you noticed, there are two large lemon trees behind all of you.
04:09Large?
04:09Hey!
04:10I found our tree!
04:11Ah!
04:12Silence your fist!
04:13We're not mere trees.
04:15We're apple trees!
04:17Yeah!
04:18Make like our apples and rock!
04:22What the?
04:23Those weren't there three seconds ago.
04:26No, they were not.
04:27Anyway, you have to take the lemons from your tree
04:30and put them in your team's respective baskets.
04:32The team with the most lemons in their basket at the end of a three-minute time period wins.
04:37Got it?
04:38Well, actually, I had a question about-
04:39Start!
04:42Baseball the backboard!
04:44Go!
04:44Go!
04:44Oh!
04:45Oh!
04:46No!
04:46Uh, I mean, it's still fruit, right?
04:51Serves you right!
04:52You think?
04:54Let's use the useless one to our advantage.
04:57You're going to have to be more specific.
05:01Okay, that was kind of harsh.
05:03Who cares?
05:04It worked, didn't it?
05:05Hurry up, Taco!
05:06Give us the lemons!
05:07Settle cream!
05:08O.J., don't you know?
05:10Taco doesn't speak English.
05:11Only French enter some other world.
05:13We're so doomed!
05:18No!
05:19Come on!
05:23You could be nicer to Taco and I.
05:25Especially after picking me literally fourth.
05:27What?
05:28I picked you third!
05:29I mean, first!
05:30I picked you first!
05:31Now you're just picking a fight.
05:35Hey.
05:36Hey Paper.
05:36I, uh, got something.
05:40Portable DVD player.
05:42Wanna like, not compete?
05:44Watch the best show ever?
05:47You mean, Desperate Houses?
05:49I knew I liked you.
05:51Don't cheat on me!
05:57Huh?
05:58No apartments!
05:59Don't cheat on Townhouse!
06:01She's so sweet!
06:03It's so sad!
06:09Hey!
06:10I'm in the tree, but there aren't any lemons in here!
06:13No fair!
06:14The tree is rigged!
06:15Balloon, nature can't be rigged.
06:17It doesn't work that way.
06:19How are there no lemons in our tree?
06:2120 seconds left and it looks like Team Chicken Leg is pretty much doomed.
06:27Oh great!
06:28You know what, Taco?
06:29This is all your fault!
06:31Taco, you suck!
06:38What the?
06:38Don't worry guys, we're still in first place and there's only a couple seconds left!
06:42Time's up and the score is 33 for Team Chicken Leg and 32 for Team Epic.
06:52So Team Not-So-Epic loses.
06:54They'll be voting one of their members off today.
06:57You know Nickel, if you just didn't toss over that apple, we would have won!
07:01You know Knife, if you just did anything, it might have helped!
07:04We were watching appointment television!
07:07You guys are so eliminated.
07:09Elimination time!
07:12All right, all the votes are in and it's time to see which contestant will leave the game
07:17FOREVER!
07:19Each episode, if you're safe, you'll get a little gifty gift!
07:22I have a hot plate of chocolate chip cookies.
07:24Now Baseball, you received no votes against you, so you get to stay for another episode.
07:31What happened to the cookies?
07:33That is a cookie.
07:34This is literally not a cookie.
07:36Paintbrush, Lightbulb, and Nickel also received no votes.
07:39Cookie, Cookie, Marshmallow, with only one vote against you, you are also safe.
07:47Only one?
07:49But that means-
07:50I'm sorry, Knife, my good pal!
07:52It was either you or me!
07:53You're no better than apartment!
07:55You're dead!
07:56Is he?
07:57Let's find out!
07:58The first contestant eliminated is about to be determined!
08:03You both received three votes, so it's time for a tiebreaker challenge.
08:08You both are standing on a small platform suspended over a lake.
08:12Hey, how did we get off?
08:13The first contestant to fall off the platform and into the lake below is eliminated.
08:18Oh yeah, and you can't come back!
08:20Ever!
08:22You may have mentioned that!
08:23It's that simple.
08:24Go!
08:25You actually think you can beat me up?
08:31That was close!
08:32Oh, uh, it looks like paper fell off, so he is eliminated.
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