Based on a popular short film, this comedy focuses on Joe (Jerry O'Connell), a young man who has moved from Iowa to downtown New York City. After settling into his grimy apartment, Joe discovers that it is home to a legion of talking and singing cockroaches. Although having so many bugs for roommates has its drawbacks, Joe finds the roaches to be friendly and good-natured, and they aid him in wooing the lovely Lily (Megan Ward), as well as in contending with his mean landlord (Don Ho).
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00:00:00Oh, city by the mighty dirty river, city by the greasy rolling sea,
00:00:18I crawl so small, and it stands so tall, and it all belongs to me.
00:00:33Byron!
00:00:35Welcome to Joe's apartment, it's our apartment too.
00:00:42We've been around for a hundred million years and we'll be here long after you.
00:00:47Let's go to our place, it's a great big space, it's where I wanna be.
00:00:55Where friends all meet, and life is sweet, cause everything's for free.
00:01:00It's the joint, it's the gas, it's the big fat food in the ass.
00:01:06Let's toast, raise your glass, here's to Joe, a man with glass.
00:01:15Hello from Joe's apartment, you're gonna love the view.
00:01:23It's our nest that meets the rest.
00:01:25We're so glad that you're our guest.
00:01:29Come on in, we're all on stress.
00:01:33Joe's apartment, we welcome you.
00:01:39Oh, yeah!
00:01:40Yeah!
00:01:41Nice singing!
00:01:42I'll be under the freedom to meet you.
00:01:44The movie's starting...
00:01:45Oh, my God.
00:02:15Heads up, Pinhead!
00:02:34Dear Mom, I made it to New York.
00:02:37Heads up, Pinhead!
00:02:45Dear Mom...
00:02:49Hands up, Pinhead!
00:02:51Please send money.
00:02:52I see it every day.
00:02:55Everywhere I think they serve.
00:02:57I never like how I can just reward.
00:03:01It's my return.
00:03:03But living here, you gotta learn.
00:03:05It's this way.
00:03:06It's reality.
00:03:07Don't worry, Mom.
00:03:13I'll pay you back soon.
00:03:14I'm bound to get a job.
00:03:16I'm a college graduate.
00:03:20But first things first,
00:03:21I gotta get an apartment.
00:03:23I hope I can get one for really cheap.
00:03:261,500 bucks a month.
00:03:29There's a hole in the ceiling.
00:03:30It's a private atrium.
00:03:371,100 a month.
00:03:39For 300 square feet.
00:03:41That's a sweet deal.
00:03:44No vacancy.
00:03:451,500 a month.
00:03:47Nothing for that price range.
00:03:49Ha!
00:03:49Trying to grasp it.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:04:11Mister, are you all right?
00:04:13Two days, seven hours, 23 minutes, and four seconds.
00:04:23That's how long I've been lying here.
00:04:27Are you okay?
00:04:30Of course not.
00:04:32I'm an artist.
00:04:38I wanted to express how cold,
00:04:40how pitiless this city really is.
00:04:42Nobody touched you for two days.
00:04:44Spitting doesn't count.
00:04:47You must be from, uh, out of town.
00:04:50Yeah.
00:04:52Iowa.
00:04:55What's your name?
00:04:57Joe.
00:04:58Walter.
00:04:58Walter Shit.
00:05:00Walter Shit?
00:05:02Yeah.
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:08What, are you looking for a place?
00:05:10Something maybe for a hundred bucks a month.
00:05:16Hey, Junior here thinks he's gonna find himself a rent-controlled apartment.
00:05:25Uh, rent-controlled apartment?
00:05:28Yeah.
00:05:29A place where the rent's been frozen since the 1950s.
00:05:33Places like that are hard to find because nobody ever leaves him.
00:05:37Not unless the landlord gives him a little help.
00:05:39Psst.
00:05:39I don't have to.
00:05:42What, in the municipal space?
00:05:43Oh.
00:05:43Not.
00:05:45I can't wait.
00:05:45I'm hungry.
00:05:54Oh.
00:05:54Oh, my God.
00:06:24I love the real estate business.
00:06:46They're always tougher than they look.
00:06:50See, there's really no way to get a rent-controlled apartment.
00:06:53No way at all?
00:06:55Well, I mean, only if it's like your mom's apartment and, you know, she, like, croats.
00:07:00How you doing, Mrs. Grotowski?
00:07:05Oh, my God.
00:07:07Joe, Mrs. Grotowski doesn't have any family.
00:07:15You pose as her son?
00:07:17Take her apartment.
00:07:18What?
00:07:20I couldn't.
00:07:21Oh, my God.
00:07:26Joe.
00:07:28It's your mother.
00:07:31Oh, my God.
00:07:32And she's dead.
00:07:35Joe.
00:07:39My first place.
00:07:47We just got quiet
00:08:01Gotta hide, gotta hide, gotta hide
00:08:04Never seen him around before
00:08:05What happened to the old lady?
00:08:07Uh-oh, luggage
00:08:08I don't like it
00:08:09Stay undercover
00:08:10Great, another stupid human being
00:08:12Shoot, I'm just talking
00:08:12Hey, can't it, both of yous
00:08:14Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
00:08:22Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy
00:08:26Damn, house out there, poor sucker
00:08:36Uh-oh
00:08:42This is the greasiest, ugliest bug
00:08:47I've ever seen in my life
00:08:48Look at that
00:08:57Oh, thank you
00:08:57Arcade guy
00:08:59He likes good living, that's for sure
00:09:00This guy's not so bad
00:09:01I think you've got potential
00:09:03Did you hear that?
00:09:05Greasy
00:09:06Nice compliment, eh, Rodney?
00:09:07Word
00:09:08I thought you were smushed for sure
00:09:09Rodney, who's still out there?
00:09:11Slow-mo and Polly
00:09:12Who else?
00:09:14Slow-mo?
00:09:15I quit drinking
00:09:16Me too, Polly
00:09:17Ever since I joined this health club
00:09:19It's a great lap pool
00:09:21Oh, diver down
00:09:24We're gonna get
00:09:26Hold on
00:09:27He's having a taste of old hound dog instead
00:09:30I'll drink to that
00:09:31I can't tell you how happy I am to be finally out of my own, Mom
00:09:51No, no, no, no, no, no thanks, Mom
00:09:53I can find a job by myself
00:09:55Look how easy I got a place
00:09:57Yes, Mom
00:09:59No, Mom
00:10:00Right, Mom
00:10:02Good, Mom
00:10:03Ain't his mom supposed to be dead?
00:10:05Mom
00:10:05Mom
00:10:06Mom
00:10:07Landlord
00:10:08Uh, I hope everything is going fine up in heaven, Mom
00:10:20I'll pray to you later
00:10:22I'm in
00:10:23Who the hell are you?
00:10:32Uh, Joe F... Gretowski.
00:10:35Joe F. Gretowski.
00:10:38Vladimir Bianco.
00:10:41My cousin Jesus.
00:10:43Vlad and Jesus Bianco?
00:10:46You guys are related?
00:10:48Well, speaking of relations, I knew your old lady,
00:10:50and she never talked you up, not once.
00:10:53I've been away at college.
00:10:55Oh, is that so?
00:10:56Well, $50, rent, college boy.
00:10:59Chaos! Now!
00:11:05Sorry about your moms, man.
00:11:07But then maybe you won't be missing it too long.
00:11:10Amen.
00:11:23Dear Mom, thanks for another loan.
00:11:26I haven't found a job yet.
00:11:29But I'm on the lookout for something good.
00:11:31You're welcome.
00:11:32I'll see you soon.
00:11:33Thank you so much.
00:11:34Let me join you!
00:11:35You can join us on Instagram or I'll see you on Instagram.
00:11:37Good to know.
00:11:39Thank you so much for that.
00:11:41I appreciate it.
00:11:42I appreciate it.
00:11:43Bye.
00:11:45My love!
00:11:47Oh, my God.
00:12:17Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line.
00:12:21Your local police precinct will be with you shortly.
00:12:32Central Complaint Department, please hold.
00:12:34I don't know. Please hold.
00:12:37I can't help you. Please hold.
00:12:40Like, who cares, ma'am? Please hold.
00:12:43Alligators in the subway. Interesting, ma'am. Please hold.
00:12:47No, sir, don't try to sew it off yourself. Please hold.
00:12:55Central Complaint Department.
00:12:57Oh, I'm calling from 324 and a half East 8th Street.
00:13:01No water, no heat, no power.
00:13:05We're freaking, drug dealing.
00:13:08People falling out of windows.
00:13:11Wow, congratulations, sir.
00:13:13This is the worst call I've had all day.
00:13:15Really?
00:13:21Coffee break!
00:13:25Please hold.
00:13:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:27Hold. Hold. Hold.
00:13:29Hey, Willie, what's up?
00:13:45Oh, Blank, hey.
00:13:48This garden of yours is really coming along, hmm.
00:13:52Why the change from the old air shaft?
00:13:54Oh, yeah.
00:13:55It's such a relief after all those calls, huh?
00:13:58Oh, it ain't bad now.
00:14:04Which there's a riot or fire.
00:14:06Ooh, serious, O.T.
00:14:09You know, I just, I wish we could actually do something other than putting people on hold.
00:14:12What are you doing in this dead-end city department anyway?
00:14:17Child, go work for your dad!
00:14:19The man's a U.S. senator.
00:14:22Wear a nice dress.
00:14:24Sit next to his podium.
00:14:25You can get into politics.
00:14:26You can get into politics.
00:14:27Easy.
00:14:28Ah, Mr. Bianco.
00:14:46Oh, check it out.
00:14:47Please, Senator, just call me Alberto.
00:14:50Have you brought me good news, Senator?
00:14:53My second to the last tenant has just taken flight, Senator.
00:14:57We two saw her off personally.
00:14:59Wonderful.
00:15:00I'm sure she'll love the Florida condo you bought her.
00:15:03Nothing is too good for my tenants.
00:15:05How about your last tenant?
00:15:07We've made his final arrangements.
00:15:11Now, soon the building will be yours.
00:15:13And the U.S. government will have acquired the last bit of property we need.
00:15:18For the brand new Manhattan Maximum Security Federal Penitentiary.
00:15:29The biggest prison in the world.
00:15:34Ah, whatever happened to the Lower East Side?
00:15:37How did it decay so badly that the only thing that'll sprout in the soil is a jail?
00:15:44Well, we can't take all the credit for that, Senator.
00:15:47But we're glad we could help.
00:15:59Oh, look at those kids.
00:16:02They could get hurt playing in this empty lawn.
00:16:04Tell me about it.
00:16:05I used to get plenty of cuts and scratches, but that's all there is around here.
00:16:11Hi, guys.
00:16:13What you making?
00:16:15A crack house.
00:16:16Oh, my God.
00:16:21This is awful.
00:16:22This should be a public garden with safe places for kids to play with flowers and trees.
00:16:28Lily, this ain't no cute little building atrium.
00:16:31This is the nastiest neighborhood in New York City.
00:16:35Come on, girl.
00:16:35Come on, girl.
00:16:44Fire.
00:16:47Fire.
00:16:49Use a hart.
00:16:52Fire.
00:16:54Fire.
00:16:55Fire.
00:16:57Fire.
00:16:57Fire.
00:16:58Fire.
00:16:59Hey, hey, conference.
00:17:16What's up, Ralph?
00:17:17This new guy, Joe, he don't wash, he don't clean, he don't vacuum, he don't give a crap.
00:17:22He's the dirtiest freaking slob on the planet.
00:17:25I think I'm in love.
00:17:28Did you, Ralph?
00:17:29I vote we keep it.
00:17:30It's got to drink and eat, that's it.
00:17:33Oh, my God!
00:17:37Looks like the landlord wants to change Joe's licks.
00:17:51They ain't doing no paint job.
00:17:54Let's not kid ourselves, Ralph.
00:17:56If Joe gets greased, we're next.
00:17:58I ain't going to stand for it.
00:17:59Let's teach them toeheads some respect.
00:18:04Roaches to the rescue.
00:18:06I love the smell of this old couch.
00:18:09Double time, double time.
00:18:10Hang on, Joe!
00:18:11Hurry, these goons are going to butt Joe's skull.
00:18:14Who knows it, too?
00:18:15Feel them shaking.
00:18:16Spring is in the air.
00:18:18Stay cool, Joe.
00:18:19I need to jump.
00:18:19What?
00:18:20Don't worry, Joe.
00:18:21Who sets you back?
00:18:27Where is he?
00:18:28Hell's not dying.
00:18:32Poratrupe?
00:18:34Sir!
00:18:35Yes, sir!
00:18:36Warren!
00:18:37Yes sir!
00:18:38Yes sir!
00:18:39Yes sir!
00:18:40Yes sir!
00:18:45Give me your kiss, asshole!
00:18:57God, did we talk?
00:19:00Yeah, that's right!
00:19:01I'm about to come over and kick your ass, too!
00:19:03Disgusting little one!
00:19:05Hey! Your mama's cooking sucks! I won't even touch it!
00:19:17Oh! I think he got me! He got me!
00:19:20I'm getting up to that big dumpster in the sky!
00:19:24You miss!
00:19:35Over here, fruitcake!
00:19:40Let's go!
00:19:44It's a roach clip, get it?
00:19:51Now you are in trouble!
00:19:54I'm gonna stomp your friggin' head!
00:19:57No!
00:20:02Now let's onto something a little more fun!
00:20:07Hey ya, Hansel and Gretel!
00:20:09Lay off our buddy Joe!
00:20:12Okay, okay, okay, just let us go!
00:20:14You listening?
00:20:15Cause if you ain't, you're gonna get a roach in every friggin' meal you ever have
00:20:18for the rest of your miserable friggin' life!
00:20:20You got that?
00:20:22Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:20:23We know where you live!
00:20:24We live where you live!
00:20:26We live where you live!
00:20:39Leaving so soon, the party's just on you!
00:20:41See ya!
00:20:42See ya!
00:20:43See ya!
00:20:50A spare!
00:20:51You was robbed!
00:20:52Did you see him run?
00:20:53You was great to see him!
00:20:55What a couple of bandits!
00:20:56So, you alright?
00:21:01Get back!
00:21:02So, buddy!
00:21:03That ain't no way to treat your friends!
00:21:06My friends?
00:21:07Sure!
00:21:08We like the way you run things here!
00:21:10So we, uh, wanted to keep you around!
00:21:13You...
00:21:14You can talk!
00:21:16Talk?
00:21:17We can sing!
00:21:18We can sing!
00:21:21Garbage!
00:21:22Garbage!
00:21:23Garbage!
00:21:24Garbage!
00:21:25Garbage!
00:21:26Garbage!
00:21:27Garbage!
00:21:28Yeah!
00:21:29Sorry!
00:21:30Garbage!
00:21:31The...
00:21:32Garbage in the moonlight...
00:21:34Gives off a lovely smell!
00:21:35Lovely smell!
00:21:52Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:21:58Let an ocean trip on a garbage ship with a cockroach I adore.
00:22:02We'll take a taste of the medical waste that's washing up on shore.
00:22:07Oh, sweetheart, say you love me and crawl underneath my rug.
00:22:12You're one in a thousand billion, baby, oh, won't you be my boy?
00:22:22Won't you be my boy?
00:22:24Please be my boy.
00:22:47God, what a nightmare.
00:22:52I'm up, I'm up already.
00:23:12Please.
00:23:34What's that?
00:23:34I'm trying to get some shit out of here.
00:23:37Hey!
00:23:37Morning, Joe.
00:23:38Name's Ralph Roach.
00:23:39This is my associate, Rodney Roach.
00:23:41What's happening, Joe?
00:23:44Another hot and muggy one, eh, Joe?
00:23:46What are you doing on my breakfast?
00:23:48A little nice, Joe.
00:23:49That's all.
00:23:50How's it hanging today?
00:23:51What are you doing?
00:23:52Mi fratello, Joe.
00:23:53Hey, how do you like the mix, Joe?
00:23:55How many of you are there?
00:23:57This apartment?
00:23:58Eh, not a lot.
00:23:58About 20, 30, 40, thousand.
00:24:01Mostly family, you know?
00:24:03Then you can talk.
00:24:04Sure, we just don't talk much.
00:24:06Not to people, anyhow.
00:24:08No point.
00:24:08People smush first and ask questions later.
00:24:11But not you, brother.
00:24:12You're different.
00:24:14Oh, yeah?
00:24:24Joe, Joe, Joe.
00:24:25Let's be friends.
00:24:26We just saved your life, remember?
00:24:28Besides, Joe, if those two friends of yours come back,
00:24:32we might come in useful.
00:24:33So, how's about a live-and-let-live philosophy here, Joe?
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:37Yeah, I'm serious.
00:24:38Slobs of a feather swarm together.
00:24:40Makes sense to me.
00:24:41That's fair.
00:24:42Share and share alike.
00:24:42What's yours is all?
00:24:43Stereo right?
00:24:44Just warn us before you flush.
00:24:46I've got to get out of here.
00:24:47Where are you going, Joe?
00:24:51None of your business.
00:24:52Oh.
00:24:53Mind if we hang out with you?
00:24:55Yes!
00:24:56Oh!
00:24:57Nah, we'll be that way, Joey.
00:24:58Can't we?
00:24:59Please.
00:24:59We won't even notice us.
00:25:00Yeah, we'll be good.
00:25:02What's up his butt?
00:25:03Seems to me like we ought to keep an eye on him.
00:25:06In case he needs our help.
00:25:08Right as usual, Ralph.
00:25:09Excellent idea, Ralph.
00:25:10Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
00:25:15Exit out the back
00:25:17And never show your head around again
00:25:23Purchase your ticket
00:25:28And quickly take the last ring out of town
00:25:33Return us!
00:25:40Come on in, let's see if he's mine.
00:25:44You're fired!
00:25:46Here are your enlargements, sir.
00:25:52You're fired!
00:25:53You're fired!
00:25:54You're fired!
00:25:55You're fired!
00:25:56You're fired!
00:25:57You're fired!
00:25:58You're fired!
00:25:59You're fired!
00:26:03Poor Joe.
00:26:04Having trouble keeping a job?
00:26:06We're doing our best to help him, Ralph.
00:26:08Guess we've got to keep on trying.
00:26:09Love this guy.
00:26:12Breakfast?
00:26:13Don't mind if I do.
00:26:17Uh, Ralph, I don't panic or nothing.
00:26:21What do you mean?
00:26:22Well, it appears to me
00:26:24That one of our most dreaded natural enemies
00:26:26Somehow got into the place.
00:26:29Oh, my God!
00:26:30Joe, wake up!
00:26:31A cat!
00:26:32Oh, my God!
00:26:33Oh, my God!
00:26:33I hate that!
00:26:35I'll let you go!
00:26:36Don't let him get me!
00:26:37Oh, uh, hey!
00:26:44How's everybody doing tonight?
00:26:46Oh, my God!
00:26:47Yeah.
00:26:48Thank you, thank you.
00:26:49Uh, good-looking crowd.
00:26:50Uh, anybody here from New Jersey?
00:26:53What exit?
00:26:54Bitter-bing.
00:26:55He's dying out there.
00:26:56Some pretty cool cats from there.
00:26:58Sinatra, Bruce.
00:26:59Say, uh, nice set of whiskers, sir.
00:27:01Poor Ralphie.
00:27:03I can't look.
00:27:08It's Cousin' Tiny from Texas.
00:27:10Howdy, cousins.
00:27:11Just buzzing through.
00:27:13Let's have ourselves a little rodeo.
00:27:16Oh, it's chicken, chicken, wagging, chicken, figure like a good.
00:27:28I'm honey and my honey in a sunny neighborhood.
00:27:30It's a razzle and hazzle and dazzle and show.
00:27:32Ramanading, do-she-do-she.
00:27:33Just a little e-dee-dee, kitty cat rodeo.
00:27:35Kitty cat rodeo.
00:27:36Rodeo, lady.
00:27:37Rodeo, lady.
00:27:39Rodeo, lady.
00:27:39Rodeo, lady.
00:27:41Yeah!
00:27:42Whoop!
00:27:43Rodeo, lady.
00:27:44Rodeo, lady.
00:27:45Rodeo, lady.
00:27:46Rodeo, lady.
00:27:48Rodeo, lady.
00:27:48Rodeo, lady.
00:27:50Now, you wanna break your daughter, cuz it's not fancy and he's shaking in a vicking and
00:27:58a-break it in.
00:27:59He's ingrippin', it's a-rippin', he's slipping oh-no.
00:28:01Whoa!
00:28:02No, no, no.
00:28:03Come on, this is what he said.
00:28:04Rodeo.
00:28:05Rodeo.
00:28:06Cat-ro-dee-o-dee
00:28:08Cat-ro-dee-o-dee
00:28:09Go! Atta boy, Joe!
00:28:12Look at those throws biggin' into Joe's face!
00:28:14That's got to hurt!
00:28:19Good arm, Joe! Good arm!
00:28:27You saved my life!
00:28:29No human being has ever saved the life of a cockroach!
00:28:33This is a breakthrough in intraspecio-diplomacy!
00:28:39Yeah?
00:28:40Well, stop following me to work already!
00:28:42For God's sake!
00:28:44You got it, Joey, boy! Forget about it!
00:28:46Don't worry about it, Joe!
00:28:47We don't follow you to lack a number!
00:28:49Yeah, right. I've heard that before.
00:28:53Give me a J!
00:28:54J!
00:28:55Give me an O!
00:28:56O!
00:28:57Give me an E!
00:28:58What's that spell?
00:28:59Joe!
00:29:00What's that spell?
00:29:01Dear Mom, the job situation has been a little tricky.
00:29:06But I know I'm gonna land something soon.
00:29:16Congratulate me.
00:29:17This is the first of my works to use paint.
00:29:20I call this piece Instant Minority.
00:29:23I did the whole block.
00:29:26But people are black or white or brown.
00:29:29Nobody's purple!
00:29:33Periwinkle!
00:29:34You're now the world's smallest minority.
00:29:37Damn it, Walter!
00:29:38How am I supposed to get a job looking like this?
00:29:40Know how to play the drums?
00:29:41No.
00:29:42Perfect!
00:29:43You want a job?
00:29:47I'm doing a musical performance at Gusto House.
00:29:50You can sit in for my regular drummer.
00:29:52He's dead.
00:29:53Well, sure.
00:29:54What?
00:29:55He's dead?
00:29:56Actually, it's a very funny story.
00:29:58You see, there's this crack dealer in our building.
00:30:00And my drummer called...
00:30:04...shitted his throat, you know, so badly that his own mom couldn't identify him at the morgue.
00:30:09I'm gonna miss that guy.
00:30:11So, is it the deal?
00:30:13Well, excellent.
00:30:14Here.
00:30:15You can put these up.
00:30:18Wow!
00:30:19That's a cool name for a band!
00:30:30Shit!
00:30:36Shit!
00:30:38Oh, uh...
00:30:39Um...
00:30:40Uh...
00:30:41Hi.
00:30:42Hi.
00:30:43It's a band.
00:30:44What is?
00:30:46Uh...
00:30:47This?
00:30:50That's nice.
00:30:53I'm the drummer.
00:30:55We kick ass.
00:30:57I guess you must.
00:31:01What are those for?
00:31:04Oh, uh...
00:31:05It's a community garden.
00:31:06We're gonna plant flowers and have a playground for kids, vegetables for families.
00:31:11Oh.
00:31:12Cool.
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:14But the lot is just...
00:31:15It's totally bare of soil.
00:31:16We're gonna need fertilizer.
00:31:18Fertilizer?
00:31:19Yeah.
00:31:20A lot of it.
00:31:21And then I saw your sign.
00:31:22I thought...
00:31:23That is exactly what we need.
00:31:27Oh.
00:31:28What?
00:31:29Well, maybe I can help out.
00:31:31Wonderful.
00:31:32I'm Lily.
00:31:35I'm Joe.
00:31:36I can plant trees.
00:31:37Weed flowers.
00:31:38Dig bulbs.
00:31:39Boobs, Joe.
00:31:40Not bulbs.
00:31:41Tell her you dig her boobs.
00:31:42Yeah, Joe.
00:31:43Dames like compliments.
00:31:45Ain't nothing like the sight of a woman with a sackload of grubs hanging off her abdomen, eh, Joe?
00:31:51Can't you see that I'm trying to have some privacy?
00:31:52Oh.
00:31:53Hey, Joe.
00:31:54Hey, Joe.
00:31:55What's this idea you people keep thinking about privacy?
00:31:56Yeah, yeah.
00:31:57Explain it to us.
00:31:58We don't get it.
00:31:59People need to be alone sometimes.
00:32:00Oh, Joe.
00:32:01That's a false philosophical theory.
00:32:02Oh, are you kidding me?
00:32:03Oh.
00:32:04Oh, what?
00:32:05Oh, why are you kidding me?
00:32:06Oh, I can't smoke my soul.
00:32:07Oh, okay.
00:32:08And that's it.
00:32:09Oh.
00:32:10Oh, no.
00:32:11Oh.
00:32:12Oh, no.
00:32:13Oh, no.
00:32:14Oh, no.
00:32:15Oh, no.
00:32:16Oh, no.
00:32:17Oh, yeah.
00:32:18Oh.
00:32:19Oh, no.
00:32:20Oh, no.
00:32:21Oh, no.
00:32:22Oh, no.
00:32:25People need to be alone sometimes.
00:32:27Yo, Joe, that's a false philosophic construct.
00:32:31You ain't never alone.
00:32:32Not in New York City, you ain't.
00:32:34Us wrote you see everything you do.
00:32:36So what? We're all friends here.
00:32:38Okay, fine. Shut up.
00:32:40Oh, I like that.
00:32:41Shut up yourself.
00:32:42Shut up yourself, bonehead.
00:32:44No pain is this guy.
00:32:45Oh, who needs ya?
00:32:46Later for the shit.
00:32:47Yeah, so long, Romeo.
00:32:48I bet she's a dog.
00:32:54Dear Lily, I want to help your garden.
00:33:01That's plow you got, Joe.
00:33:02Tell her you want to plow her.
00:33:05I said shut up already.
00:33:12Come on, Joe.
00:33:14Dames secretly like it when you give them shit.
00:33:17We need fertilizer.
00:33:19Lots of it.
00:33:24What are you doing?
00:33:25Giving you a neck rub, Joe.
00:33:26You seem a little tense.
00:33:28Okay, okay, all right already.
00:33:29We're gone.
00:33:30Just out.
00:33:30We're gone.
00:34:00We're gone.
00:34:30We're gone.
00:35:00Oh, you've got to be more careful with those enthusiastic greetings, pumpkin.
00:35:22I'm an old man.
00:35:24Oh, Daddy.
00:35:26I got a call from your job supervisor the other day.
00:35:31He told me that you're spending a lot of time in that little atrium of yours.
00:35:35But I must insist that...
00:35:37You tell me where you got those earrings.
00:35:46Sacks?
00:35:47The atrium is just a dry run for my first big project.
00:35:50What?
00:35:51I'm sorry.
00:35:52What project?
00:35:53What project?
00:35:54I'm starting a community garden in the East Village.
00:35:57Oh, that's nice.
00:35:58Whereabouts?
00:35:59East A Street and Avenue B in your old neighborhood.
00:36:03Oh, isn't this great, Daddy?
00:36:05Pumpkin.
00:36:06I'm building a federal prison on that site.
00:36:11A prison?
00:36:12In the middle of the East Village?
00:36:14Why not?
00:36:16With all the crime and drugs, it's already a prison.
00:36:21Well, not until my 30-day gardening permit expires.
00:36:24And by that time, I'll have the whole East Village behind me.
00:36:27Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some mulching to do.
00:36:48Hey, what's that smell?
00:36:51It's odoriferous.
00:36:52It's splendoriferous.
00:36:54So, you are a prince among men.
00:36:56Always thinking of your buddies.
00:36:57Hey, Joe.
00:37:00Letter for Ralph.
00:37:01Mail card.
00:37:02Anything for me?
00:37:03Letter for Rodney.
00:37:05Hey, a postcard remote for Sam.
00:37:06Everything down in Tampa.
00:37:07Garbage magazine.
00:37:09Ooh, thanks a bunch, Joe.
00:37:10Here to buy six.
00:37:11Don't you like it?
00:37:11Junk mail, junk mail.
00:37:13Hey, one for me.
00:37:15It's from Mom.
00:37:16No kidding, Joe.
00:37:17How is the old bag?
00:37:18Hey, hey, do you expect for me?
00:37:19Ah, Joe knows I'm kidding.
00:37:22Uh, dear Joe, got you a job interview of P.I.
00:37:25Smith & Sons.
00:37:26The boss is my old high school classmate.
00:37:29P.I.
00:37:30Smith & Sons?
00:37:31Great company.
00:37:32You've heard of them?
00:37:33They're the biggest manufacturer in New York.
00:37:35What do they make?
00:37:36When I was about your age, I woke up one morning, I said to myself, urinal cakes, that's the
00:37:46future.
00:37:48So, I decided to aim for men's room manufacturing.
00:37:54Now, I'm the richest man in the urinal sanitation industry.
00:37:5820 million men piss on my name every day.
00:38:04That's great, sir.
00:38:06So, you're an Iowa boy, like me.
00:38:08Yes, sir.
00:38:09Went to Murchison High School.
00:38:11Good old Murchison.
00:38:13Go Bullfrogs.
00:38:14Yeah, but my mom could do that cheer really well.
00:38:19She was a varsity cheerleader.
00:38:21Oh, I remember.
00:38:23Your mom was the hottest tomato in school.
00:38:30Does your mom still wear her hair in that sexy way?
00:38:37Does mischief still sparkle in her eye, that minx?
00:38:45Mommy's still got that saucy swing to her hips.
00:38:48Did mommy ever give you a sponge bath?
00:38:58Welcome to the research department for P.I. Smith & Sons.
00:39:02You will play an essential role in our quest for the perfect urinal cake.
00:39:06Use product retrieval.
00:39:08Your first assignment.
00:39:09Retrieve all used product from the restrooms at 58 East 161st Street, The Bronx.
00:39:15Deliver them to the research department or test them.
00:39:1758 East 161st Street.
00:39:2158 East 161st Street.
00:39:37Ah, let him watch.
00:39:38He's okay.
00:39:40What's this?
00:39:41Channel R.
00:39:42The Roach Public Access Channel.
00:39:44You Roaches have your own channel?
00:39:46Are you ready for something itsy-mitsy-burbur?
00:39:59Oh.
00:40:00Come and get it, you greasy little chick.
00:40:03Mmm.
00:40:04Oh, my God.
00:40:06I'm gonna pubase.
00:40:07Ah!
00:40:08Now we're talking.
00:40:09Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:40:09You so fad, then.
00:40:11Yeah.
00:40:11It floats up your crop, Donut Joe.
00:40:14Oh.
00:40:14Hey, Joe.
00:40:28Ah!
00:40:30What is it now?
00:40:31You seem a little down, Joe.
00:40:33Are you okay?
00:40:35Oh, just great.
00:40:36I'm lonely, my job sucks, and I'm in love with a girl who's got a boyfriend.
00:40:42My life has totally turned to shit.
00:40:45Funny thing about shit, Joe.
00:40:48Good stuff tends to grow out of it.
00:40:50Yeah, right.
00:40:51You don't believe me?
00:40:53Check out that bag in the corner.
00:40:54You don't believe me.
00:41:24What do you want, this stupid bush?
00:41:33Um, right over there.
00:41:37Oh, isn't this great, Blank?
00:41:39This is not my thing.
00:41:41For you.
00:41:49Ella Ficalia Vermilius?
00:41:52I did my senior thesis on this flower.
00:41:54It's only found in Sri Lankan elephant habitats.
00:41:57It loves rotting, moist conditions.
00:42:01Wow.
00:42:03Oh, well, you know, I...
00:42:06Oh.
00:42:07It's a terrific planning for the garden.
00:42:10Uh, good.
00:42:12Thanks.
00:42:13Um, what's P-I-S-N-S?
00:42:18Uh, oh.
00:42:19Um, it's the, uh, bank I work for.
00:42:23Uh, Prudential, investment, stock, securities, savings.
00:42:27Um, I thought you played in a band.
00:42:32I do.
00:42:34But, uh, banking is kind of like my trade.
00:42:38I'm sort of a rock and roll banker.
00:42:43And you wear these overalls to work?
00:42:47Um...
00:42:48What's this?
00:42:51Oh, oh, no, oh.
00:42:53Uh, those are, uh, super mulching pellets.
00:42:57Great for growing things.
00:42:58Huh.
00:42:59I've never seen them before.
00:43:00It's, uh, new technology.
00:43:03Could you get some of these for the garden?
00:43:05Oh, as many as you want.
00:43:15You're great.
00:43:19On one condition.
00:43:20You come see my band tomorrow night.
00:43:22I can put you on the list.
00:43:25Uh, I don't know.
00:43:28Come on.
00:43:31Uh, well...
00:43:33Can't resist a man in an uniform.
00:43:39Thank you for tuning in to Alternative Life,
00:43:45New York's only truly underground forum.
00:43:48We continue last week's discussion,
00:43:50how can we promote better understanding between species?
00:43:53Well, for starters, lay off the rat jokes.
00:43:55Hey, hey, hey, hey, how many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
00:43:58Don't you like a punch in a beak, wise guy?
00:44:01Hey, lay off the bird, sewer brat.
00:44:02Do not some nuts, Joe!
00:44:04Wait a minute.
00:44:05Can't we all just get along?
00:44:06No!
00:44:09Now, guys.
00:44:14Hey, out of the way.
00:44:15We're watching Charlie Rose.
00:44:16I've got a date tonight.
00:44:18I'm gonna have a night.
00:44:19All right, Joe.
00:44:20Did you get out of time, Joey?
00:44:22Pork all the time, buddy.
00:44:23So I want you guys to stay out of sight.
00:44:25Who?
00:44:26Us?
00:44:26Sure, Joe.
00:44:27No problem, Joe.
00:44:28You got the place to yourself tonight, Joe.
00:44:30We're done.
00:44:31I'll forget about every horrible thing you've ever done to me
00:44:33if you just disappear tonight.
00:44:35All right?
00:44:36Just disappear.
00:44:37Not on the same team, Joe.
00:44:38Hey, forget about it.
00:44:40I mean it.
00:44:41Oh, yeah.
00:44:43Thanks, Joe.
00:44:44Look at that face of me.
00:44:45Oh, yeah.
00:44:46Oh, yeah.
00:44:47That's some dope shit, Joe.
00:44:48Yeah, Joey.
00:44:49Oh, yeah.
00:44:49Look at that, Joe.
00:44:51Oh, yeah.
00:44:52Yeah!
00:44:56Yeah!
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:03Yeah, yeah.
00:45:04That hit the spot.
00:45:05Complimental chef, know what I'm saying?
00:45:07Joe's first date!
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:10Let's make it special.
00:45:12Great idea, Ralph.
00:45:14Special?
00:45:14Sure.
00:45:15I'm in favor.
00:45:17All right, my buddy.
00:45:22That's it.
00:45:23Let's just get him over to the curb here.
00:45:25Come on.
00:45:25Come on.
00:45:26This stuff is heavy.
00:45:30Mr. Smith!
00:45:31Joe!
00:45:32It's a hostile takeover.
00:45:36Ten minutes ago, this company became a wholly owned subsidiary
00:45:39of Featherstone Feminine Products.
00:45:42They're going to shut down the whole urinal cake division.
00:45:45Don't forget to take this.
00:45:47Come on.
00:45:48Every way, gentlemen.
00:45:49Let's get going over here.
00:45:54My whole life's work ruined.
00:45:58That's right.
00:45:59The days of trickle-down economics are over.
00:46:02What?
00:46:03I need to do the thing.
00:46:03First thing.
00:46:05Oh, my...
00:46:06Oh, my...
00:46:06Leave...
00:46:07No...
00:46:07To be with you.
00:46:08No...
00:46:09Oh, my...
00:46:09I need...
00:46:11Oh, my...
00:46:11Ice...
00:46:11Go on.
00:46:20Now with you...
00:46:21My...
00:46:21The days are going to win.
00:46:23Well...
00:46:24in that...
00:46:24Fuck...
00:46:25No...
00:46:25...
00:46:32Ladies and gentlemen, it's loud, it's bad, it's shit!
00:47:02Oh, a new drummer.
00:47:18Yeah, I hope he's good.
00:47:32I'm sorry.
00:47:53There won't be any rock and roll tonight.
00:48:00This is all that's left.
00:48:04Hey, Walter.
00:48:05This feeble, whipped-out death rattle is all that remains in the rolling thunder of
00:48:12America's heartbeat.
00:48:14It wasn't that bad, really.
00:48:21Yes, it was.
00:48:27Well, maybe you should stick to banking after all.
00:48:44I'm not a banker.
00:48:45I'm not a drummer.
00:48:46I can't even keep a job collecting urinal cakes.
00:48:51I'm just nothing.
00:48:54I think you're something.
00:48:59Why aren't you hanging out with your boyfriend, anyhow?
00:49:05What boyfriend?
00:49:06You know, the guy I saw you kiss in the garden a few days ago.
00:49:10Oh, well, he's probably home, kissing my mother.
00:49:17He's my dad.
00:49:22The lot is completely planted, but the community is behind it, and the flowers are starting to
00:49:29bloom, and now all I have to do is show it to my father and show him something good can
00:49:34still come out of the neighborhood, and it's worth saving.
00:49:37Do you want to come over to my place?
00:49:43I've got a towel you could use.
00:50:08Funky towel, towel's got the funk.
00:50:12Funky towel, towel's got the funk.
00:50:17Funky towel, towel's got the funk.
00:50:21Maybe I get the love, or maybe I get the power.
00:50:26Come on, girl, and rock my world in my funky towel.
00:50:31Funky towel, towel's got the funk.
00:50:35Funky towel, towel's got the funk.
00:50:42Baby got the love.
00:50:44Baby got the howl.
00:50:47Let's get down to party time.
00:50:49And my funky towel, I win.
00:50:54Thick and funky steaming up the dance floor.
00:50:58Get on up and shake that turn.
00:51:02Everybody's getting what they ask for.
00:51:05Everybody, everybody sing.
00:51:07Sing, sing, sing.
00:51:09Welcome to Joey's Toilet.
00:51:11Yeah!
00:51:13Sing, sing, sing.
00:51:17Welcome to Joey's Toilet.
00:51:20Blah, blah, blah.
00:51:21Boink, boink, boink, boink, boink.
00:51:23Oh, God, God, God, God, God.
00:51:27Hee!
00:51:27Oh, God, God, God, God, God!
00:51:43Make yourself at home.
00:51:48Hey.
00:51:48I've got a towel.
00:51:53What are you guys doing?
00:52:01Having a party, Joe.
00:52:03What's it look like?
00:52:04I'm serious.
00:52:05I want you guys out of here.
00:52:07Joe, my brother.
00:52:08Dance, Joey.
00:52:09Come on, Joe.
00:52:10You're good to get us to move, Joe.
00:52:18Okay, okay, I'm dancing.
00:52:20Now beat it, please.
00:52:23Now beat it, please.
00:52:29Whoa, Joe.
00:52:31You just flushed our rhythm section out to Coney Island.
00:52:33So follow him out there.
00:52:35Lily's here.
00:52:36She is.
00:52:42My towels are in the laundry.
00:52:45Oh, it's fine.
00:52:48Oh.
00:52:53So, um, you live here alone?
00:53:10Uh, yep.
00:53:11Nobody here but us.
00:53:18Guys, you promised.
00:53:22Come on, baby.
00:53:23Light my fire.
00:53:27A periscope.
00:53:28Music, maestro.
00:53:29How's about a smooch, baby?
00:53:48Shut up.
00:53:51I mean, uh, drink up.
00:53:59Down to that, sweetie.
00:54:02Here's to life's little surprises.
00:54:04I think you're going to need one of these, Joe.
00:54:18Uh, pretzel nugget?
00:54:22Bon appetit.
00:54:23Well, I'm still a little wet.
00:54:45What's going on now?
00:54:47Don't hush.
00:54:48Great job.
00:54:48Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
00:54:50I hope you don't catch cold.
00:54:52She wants it.
00:54:52I sell victory.
00:54:54At least it wasn't a downpour.
00:54:58Whoa.
00:54:59Steady there.
00:55:04Steady.
00:55:04Steady.
00:55:05Periscope!
00:55:05Periscope!
00:55:10Let me out of here!
00:55:15Woo!
00:55:16Woo!
00:55:17Woo!
00:55:18No!
00:55:19No, no, wait!
00:55:20Oh!
00:55:20I can't go!
00:55:21Oh, my God!
00:55:24Lily, come back!
00:55:26Lily!
00:55:26Lily!
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:37Oh, my garden.
00:55:45My father was right.
00:55:46This place does deserve to be a prison.
00:55:52The ace of God sucks!
00:56:02Uh, uh, Joe.
00:56:04Um, uh, we're really sorry, man.
00:56:06Sorry, Joe.
00:56:07We didn't mean it.
00:56:08Tough break, buddy.
00:56:10Yeah, we have no idea.
00:56:11Bear Joe?
00:56:12Oh, daddy.
00:56:14She'll never speak to me again.
00:56:15Oh, come on.
00:56:17There'll be others, Joe.
00:56:18I don't want any others.
00:56:19I want Lily.
00:56:21I want to die.
00:56:23Look on the bright side.
00:56:25You always got us.
00:56:26Yeah!
00:56:27Yeah!
00:56:27Yeah!
00:56:28Yeah!
00:56:29All right.
00:56:30That's it.
00:56:32I'm getting rid of you roaches once and for all.
00:56:34What?
00:56:35No, I mean, don't be bad.
00:56:36Wait!
00:56:36Wait!
00:56:37Don't be bad.
00:56:37I'm going to kill every last one of you!
00:56:40Tower family!
00:56:41Well, I guess this means war.
00:56:46Yo, let's talk!
00:56:47This is all I gotta say to you, Ralph.
00:56:51We got her!
00:56:52No, no!
00:56:53I got her!
00:56:53No, no, no!
00:56:55No, no, no!
00:56:55No, no, no, no.
00:56:56No, no, no, no!
00:56:57No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:56:58Oh, no, no!
00:56:59Hang on.
00:56:59No, no, no, no!
00:56:59No, no, no, no!
00:57:01No, no!
00:57:01No, no, no, no!
00:57:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:02Ha-ha!
00:57:03Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:57:07My baby!
00:57:08My baby!
00:57:09One, two, three!
00:57:10Three, four, four, three!
00:57:12Three, four, three!
00:57:14Ow!
00:57:15That's my life!
00:57:26Careful, soldier, don't lose your head.
00:57:28Aw, Joseph, the dog's got hurt.
00:57:32Red alert! Red alert! Red alert!
00:57:44Armored force, attack!
00:57:51Here we go!
00:58:02Nice thing. What a funeral.
00:58:10What the?
00:58:11Hello, Joe. Now can we talk?
00:58:14You go, you go.
00:58:19Goddamn you little sons of bitches!
00:58:21Get the hell out of my apartment!
00:58:23Oh, listen to that. Your apartment? I believe we were here first.
00:58:27We'll be here last. We got a long-term lease on this planet.
00:58:31We'll be crawling on the daisy popping out of the last rotting human corpse.
00:58:36God, you're disgusting.
00:58:37Oh, like you humans are any kind of fucking prize.
00:58:40What makes you so much better than us, huh?
00:58:43War. Pollution. Middle-aged music.
00:58:46I suppose those things are awful.
00:58:55We just want to say two things. First, we're sorry we ruined your life.
00:58:58Second, goodbye.
00:59:01What do you mean goodbye?
00:59:03Joe, we took a big risk talking to you.
00:59:06And since you faked the funk on our friendship,
00:59:08you can't walk off knowing what you know.
00:59:13Painful decision, Joe.
00:59:16Hey, wait.
00:59:17Gonna miss you, Joe.
00:59:19I was kidding.
00:59:20Any last words, Joe?
00:59:21Don't kill me.
00:59:22Those are the last words, Joe?
00:59:23Ready?
00:59:24Hey!
00:59:25Ralph!
00:59:26Rodney!
00:59:27Help!
00:59:28Help!
00:59:29Help!
00:59:30Help!
00:59:31Help!
00:59:32Help!
00:59:33Help!
00:59:34Rodney!
00:59:35Help!
00:59:39Help!
00:59:40Help!
00:59:41Help!
00:59:42Help!
00:59:43Help!
00:59:44Help!
00:59:45Help me! Help!
01:00:15Help me!
01:00:45Help me!
01:01:11Big deal. Please hold.
01:01:13So what? Please hold.
01:01:15Don't make me laugh. Please hold.
01:01:19Uh, no, ma'am.
01:01:21I think you should take the shrapnel out before you cauterize.
01:01:25No, I don't think I can do it!
01:01:27Please hold.
01:01:29Central Complaint Department.
01:01:31Uh, I'd like to speak to Lily Doherty.
01:01:35Um, uh, Lily's not here.
01:01:39Will she be back soon?
01:01:41No, uh, she's, uh, she's sick.
01:01:43Sick?
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:47She's sick of her job.
01:01:49And she is sick of New York City.
01:01:51And she is sick of having her stupid, idiotic daydreams dashed to pieces.
01:01:55She's sick of it.
01:01:57And what makes her sickest is the unspeakably rotten thing some people do to other people just when she was beginning to like them.
01:02:03Lily, is that you?
01:02:05Uh, no!
01:02:07Lily quit!
01:02:09Lily! Lily, it's you!
01:02:11Lily!
01:02:12Lily! Lily!
01:02:13Lily!
01:02:15Lily!
01:02:23Lily!
01:02:25you
01:02:31I don't care if you can hear me or not, Ralph.
01:03:01But you can keep this goddamn city!
01:03:05I'm going back to Iowa!
01:03:08Here's a souvenir to take with you.
01:03:12So long, sucker.
01:03:15Oh, I love the real estate business.
01:03:25Hey, the place looks great.
01:03:27Sure does, Ralph.
01:03:28Where's Joe?
01:03:29Oh, around here someplace, I suppose.
01:03:31Oh, snap!
01:03:33Ralph!
01:03:34Joe!
01:03:37Joe, speak to me!
01:03:39Who did this to you?
01:03:41We did, Ralph.
01:03:42We ran out on him just when he needed us most.
01:03:46We behaved no better than a bunch of people.
01:03:48We've got to make it up to him.
01:03:50Let's find him a new place.
01:03:51Well, you know we've got to get Lily back, too.
01:03:55Forget that.
01:03:56I'm a cockroach, not Sandy Claus.
01:03:58Ralphie!
01:03:59I'm surprised at you.
01:04:00Does this mean you're giving up?
01:04:02Give up?
01:04:03Give up?
01:04:04What are you saying to me?
01:04:06How come us roaches have been able to outlast the dinosaurs?
01:04:08Yeah.
01:04:09How do we survive poison and persecution?
01:04:11I don't know.
01:04:12How do we keep on crawling in the face of overwhelming odds?
01:04:15How do we keep on crawling?
01:04:16I'll tell you how.
01:04:17Because we never give up!
01:04:21A true cockroach never gives up!
01:04:23They can stop us, they can pop us, but they'll never, ever stop us.
01:04:29And someday, that great H-bomb's gonna drop, and we'll have the whole planet to ourselves!
01:04:37I don't care if we've got to call in favors from every roach, rat, and pigeon in New York City.
01:04:41We ain't giving up on y'all!
01:04:44Great speech route!
01:04:45Truly righteous, brother.
01:04:47Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
01:04:53Where's the stapler?
01:04:59Let me buy a company.
01:05:04Hi, it's no memorandum.
01:05:06Boot it up.
01:05:11Anybody got a 19.2 W-440?
01:05:23What a big one.
01:05:36Special delivery.
01:05:38This is giving me hay fever.
01:05:43Hey, I told you.
01:05:44Hey, horse.
01:05:50Uh, excuse me, sir.
01:05:52Mind if we borrow this.
01:06:22Oh, my God.
01:06:25Oh, my God.
01:06:27I'm fast.
01:06:28Oh, my God.
01:06:31Yeah.
01:06:32Yee-haw.
01:06:34I want to go for it.
01:06:36Yeah!
01:06:38Wash out!
01:06:39Sewer surfing!
01:06:42Hustard surfing!
01:06:44It's not big,
01:06:46but we're making things.
01:06:48There's a holiday.
01:07:18La la la la la.
01:07:20Choo choo choo chootin' the do.
01:07:22Maria Spare shootin' the do.
01:07:25Yeah, the little bit are dirty than you.
01:07:27We're shootin' the do.
01:07:48Letting you show this is the right address?
01:08:06Yes, Daddy.
01:08:07324 1⁄2 East 8th Street, prison dedication, 9 a.m.
01:08:12Funny.
01:08:13I could have sworn this was an empty lot.
01:08:18I could have sworn this was an empty lot, but I could have sworn this was an empty lot.
01:08:48I could have sworn this was an empty lot.
01:08:55hi lily joe what is all this i guess it's sort of
01:09:14mine and i'm giving it to you is it okay oh it's wonderful but but how did you my uh
01:09:28friends helped oh i see
01:09:35lily you were right this park will do more for the lower east side than a thousand grizzles
01:09:41my boy you've done my old neighborhood a great service it was all her idea senator
01:09:50come on
01:09:55my friends this extraordinary garden
01:10:03what is this
01:10:04kill that lion two-timing senator dowry tonight
01:10:11our lives back from fear
01:10:13whack his daughter and that damn kid too see all these people in here
01:10:21by the end of the week
01:10:22that little girl over there hey mr shark
01:10:29let me show you a hot new property
01:10:42welcome to lily park
01:10:59there's an extra toothbrush in the cupboard oh really don't bother no it's the least i can do i
01:11:04mean your house burned down i'm gonna set you up on the couch
01:11:12joe you're practically inside
01:11:15ralph little last minute advice joe get lost ralph you gotta look right into her eyes and say
01:11:21baby i'm gonna bop you till your ears bleed did you need something in there uh no thanks
01:11:27play your cards right joe and this could be our new pad our new pad you little hey hey me and my
01:11:34buddies bust ass for you and what kind of thanks do we get ralph
01:11:42thanks for everything
01:11:46ah forget it joe and sorry about our little misunderstanding back there
01:11:50me too now how about a little privacy yeah yeah take my advice just grab
01:12:06gosh lily you look incredible hey how about a little help over here no no i mean it
01:12:15you're the most beautiful girl i've ever seen in my life
01:12:17i bet you say that to all the girls the minute you get them alone we are alone aren't we
01:12:28last i looked oh please let me i can make the bed myself really have you ever made a bed in your
01:12:34life sure watch this oh wait i'm trying to swing and pad what do you think rodney
01:12:42brother ralph i believe that we have finally reached the promised penthouse
01:12:49brother bugs and sister insects come on with it rodney come on with it give a shout out to the great big
01:12:56bud with his help we can turn this anti-septic sanctuary into a putrid paradise
01:13:04hold my feeler lord lord pull me through
01:13:07hold me through hold my feeler lord lord pull me through hold my feeler lord lord till i join that golden board
01:13:18i'll be hanging hanging on to you
01:13:28lily now that we're alone i should tell you sorry about what happened in my apartment my friends are
01:13:34sorry too friends i never thought i'd say this but they're actually kind of sweet
01:13:40they must like you a lot not as much as i like you
01:13:54we've been splattered into goo but the healer praise the lord he took my feeler hallelujah
01:14:01and he really pulled me through oh he pulled me through
01:14:06he pulled me through
01:14:08oh my feeler oh my feeler oh my feeler oh my feeler oh my feeler
01:14:22and then turn it through
01:14:26well i've been down
01:14:28and i've been trampled
01:14:30i've been and dug myself down deep in a hole
01:14:32but i was lifted
01:14:34by the love of that great big bug
01:14:36with his feeler's round my ass hole
01:14:40oh lord
01:14:42won't you hold my feeler
01:14:44hold my feeler and pull me through
01:14:46i want you to feel my feeler
01:14:48oh my god
01:14:56oh my god
01:14:58that tickles
01:15:00goochy goochy goochy
01:15:02My ever-lovin' feel a-feelin' new
01:15:08Yeah!
01:15:17So long from Joe's apartment
01:15:20We're sad to see you go
01:15:23Thanks for coming, it's been swell
01:15:26Check back into our motel
01:15:29Hope you didn't mind the smell
01:15:33Joe's apartment
01:15:35Our home sweet home
01:15:42wild
01:15:43Let's go
01:15:44Jay!
01:15:45Bow-wah, bow-bow
01:15:47Wah-wah, wah-wah-wah-wah-bwaah
01:15:49Bow-wah, bow-bow
01:15:51Bow-wow, bow-pow
01:15:52Bow-wow, bow, bow-wow
01:15:54Bucketown
01:15:56Come on with the monkey monkey monkey
01:15:59Bucketown
01:16:01Bow-wow, bow-wow, bow-wow
01:16:03Sir, yes sir, sir yes sir, sir yes sir, sir yes sir, sir yes sir, sir yes sir, sir yes sir, sir yes sir, sir yes sir.
01:16:13My love for the late night busts down the greatest, fair minute ears just love it when I say it, say what?
01:16:18No need to make it public, indeed I rubs it down ways of right, I'm getting minded, by most keeps it real, one of keeps it rotating, let's land in my pattern, star baiting, but I know you waiting on the cloth that's funky in the town,
01:16:29played by George Clinton back when I was a child, but my thoughts in sight, we up in here acting nice, so get the label and put it on the term tape, it be the F, U, N, K to the Y, so do I, so raise your hand up high in the air as we get on down like we just don't care,
01:16:45came to thank us, not the blankets, but the powers, shared love with the verb and the bowels, who grooves like a bowels, they lie represent it, cause funky is the way we keep it centered in your dreams like that,
01:16:55and you don't stop, got the big brother P up on my block, it's like that, and you don't quit,
01:17:02I see the party is getting kind of live up in here, I guess the De La Soul jam's been put in your ear, let's make it clear,
01:17:10ain't no coaches like the one I got, even black flag can't stop, the way, we like to dance and call, with the funk on the towel, it's sure to be a ball,
01:17:18so hold on call, the hips about to fall under the train, so move it to the soul shot stand, the F, U, N, K to the Y, so do I, so raise your hand up high in the air as we get on down like we just don't care,
01:17:32Hof's got the fine, Hof's got the fine, Hof's got the fine, Hof's got the fine, Hof's got the fine, Hof's got the fine, Hof's got the fine, Sergei
01:17:34Oh yeah, ounce of contagionienie
01:17:35equity came up high in the air as we get on down like we just don't care, Joi and the dust.
01:17:40it's not much fun, It's not much fun, you today, if you do it, just like it's just like this left out right, for the winter, you know?
01:17:41Let's accept it an end like we just don't care, Hof is got to know howulu do it, but if you really want them, God is now to meet your heart, you know?
01:17:42Надо to know how to wash your heart and make it your hair, for the body one you talk and make it clear, you know?
01:17:45Peace out be more nuanced!
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