Il y a vingt ans, à New York, David Wozniak a donné son sperme à plusieurs reprises dans une clinique sous un pseudonyme. Aujourd'hui, il est devenu un quadragénaire immature et peu fiable qui travaille comme livreur dans la boucherie familiale. Mais l'éternel adolescent apprend soudainement qu'en raison d'un problème survenu à la clinique de fertilité, il est le père biologique de 533 enfants, dont une partie a entamé des démarches pour connaître son identité. D'abord paniqué par cette nouvelle insolite, David cherche conseil auprès de ses proches, avant de se muer en véritable ange gardien de sa vaste progéniture, sans pour autant révéler son identité. Un moyen de prendre enfin dans sa vie ses responsabilités…
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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30You donated to a fertility clinic anonymously.
00:32Apparently there was a mix-up at the clinic.
00:35What?
00:35You are the biological father of 533 children.
00:42What?
00:44It is impossible to be the father of 533 children.
00:48It is impossible to be the father of four children.
00:51How would a normal person handle a situation like this?
00:54A normal person would not be in this situation.
00:56We're in trouble, David.
00:57Your kids are suing to find out who their biological father is.
01:00What do we do now?
01:01This envelope contains the profiles of your children.
01:04Do not open it.
01:06I know I shouldn't have, but I picked out one of the profiles.
01:08I just picked one.
01:09Worst idea ever.
01:10I'm an actor missing the audition of a lifetime right now.
01:13I'll take care of the coffee shop.
01:14Who are you, man?
01:15I can make a cup of coffee.
01:18I lost my job?
01:19You lost your job.
01:20I got the part.
01:22You got the part?
01:24This could be the most beautiful thing that ever happened to me.
01:28These kids need someone to look out for them.
01:30Yeah!
01:31They need a guardian angel.
01:32Hey, sexy!
01:33What are you doing?
01:34You never seen a girl before?
01:35When you're looking out for these kids, will you be wearing some kind of cape?
01:37I didn't say superhero.
01:40I said guardian angel.
01:42You do not want to reveal yourself.
01:45You don't want to be known as the guy with 500 kids.
01:47For the first time in my life, I'm doing the right thing.
01:50Practice!
01:51Practice!
01:54This is going to be the best day of my life.
01:58I officially set out to try and have a life.
02:02Nice!
02:03It may be strange and a bit oversized, but it's my life.
02:07You don't have the skills to be a father.
02:12Daddy!
02:13Okay, stop it.
02:13I need order.
02:15And this is order?
02:21Daddy!
02:23This is going to be the best day of my life.